ITT: We create conspiracy theories Dubs become the truth
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: We create conspiracy theories
Dubs become the truth
>>706364630
The moon landing was real
Muslims did 9/11
>>706364630
The holocaust never happened
You did 9/11
>>706364630
government cheese.
Just government cheese.
now you did 9/11
The twins towers were real but they collapsed and are not real anymore
/b/ is a social experiment.
Cats are Gods that are lazy as shit and domesticated themselves to enslave the human race and get free food and pets.
>>706364833
The government creates cheese with chemicals in it that cause people to organize and be sheep. I'm not kidding guys; this is truth!
>>706365161
Just. Government. Cheese.
>>706365063
This wouldn't surprise me at all
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
cj from gta was a inside job
>>706365502
Jet fools can't smelt steal cheese.
Hillary Clinton is a man..
>>706365063
Bee makes cheese with cancer cells and sells it for shitposts
The pyramids are actually the planets nipples, and developed completely naturally. The Egyptians just hollowed them out and turned them into tombs.
>>706364803
Cheese did 9/11
hillary will win
>>706365643
Cheese fuel can't melt jet beams
>>706364630
Kek is real
op is NOT a faggot
Donald Trump is Mexican
Traps actually have female brains.
she'll fuck me
>>706365382
this guy gets it
>>706364630
Donald Trump's legal name is actually Donald Drumpf.
We were all born yesterday, and the governnmint just implanted us with fake memories.
OP is secretly straight.
Kurt Cobain is alive.
>>706364839
The twins where sued by a young gentleman; he was chraging them for the misuse of cheese.
>>706364630
Car dealership commercials send out government brainwaves that make people more likely to get gingivitis.
>>706365966
I KNEW IT
Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance. Western media tells horrible lies to keep the people afraid of our Muslim brothers and sisters.
The wage gap is real among the Amazonian women in DC comics even though men aren't allowed there.
>>706365966
and all that time we were sure he was a fag....
What does that make us?
murica went to iraq to get gilgamesh corps.
THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY CAR KEYS GODDAMNIT
the only cure to all cancer is to watch all of the big bang theory in one sitting
The American government has been planning a top secret plot. Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump divides the country so severely that a civil war ensues shortly after the election.
>>706366276
That's actually how you get cancer
tinfoil actually strengthens mind control methods
>>706366177
>>706364833
for fuck sake how many dubs am I gonna get today
>>706366394
a negative times a negative equals a positive
>>706366177
Wrong
Barack Hussein Obama was actually named after a dolphin at seaworld
⭐⭐Aliens are real ⭐⭐
Russia is trying to save America
GOVERNMENT LIES
Welfare social worker here. I can confirm that government cheese.
Donald Trump is a closet liberal who is going to do everything bernie promised
Fat people are easier to control, and therefore are the target of the jewish tumblr 9/11 holocaust conspiracy. Henry ford is a prophet.
>>706364630
We're all the characters in a really shit sims game.
Some peoples player is actually good at the game and they succeed.
Other... we get the cunt that locks us in a room to starve.
My dick is an antenna for alien signals, and believe me they have wierd fetishes
all of 4chan is actually just threads of different recipes to make french onion soup and all that see otherwise are mistakes and shall be offed as soon as this realization is made.
>>706366844
shit nigga
God is Real.
Trump wins in the USA.
Israel defeats Syria and lives in peace.
Aliens are trying to make contact with us.
Pepe is symbol of peace. The liberals have been using him against us.
>>706366844
Damn
obama is a ghost
Hillary Clinton is a reptilian.
>>706366844
At least it wouldn't be hil-abitch-ary
white people are just black people with a superiority complex and are painted white by doctors at birth
People have morals to cope with a lack of universal purpose
>>706366996
A black ghost
moot humps dog plushies
>>706366844
pol btfo
Seals are actually Russian spies and have been working with the Russians since Ivan the Terrible.
black people wear silicone dicks over their actual micropenises
being alive is bad for your health
i don't hate myself
Gay people have massive orgies with Hilary
>>706364630
The Rodhams chose Trump as the GOP so that she would win
niggers were actually kings
I am illuminati and I'm monitoring the US election
I know who will win
9/11 happened because the pilot took his child to the cockpit and let her fly
Pokémon GO was created by the jews so that white males will stop paying attention to the traffic and get killed
Water causes cancer.
USA is still a british colony and they are a tv show
We are all computer simulations
every time someone dabs a child is born and then sent to fight in vietnam
Syrian refugees rape people in Germany as a German government ploy for it's citizens to be anti-refugee. Unfortunately, germans are retarded as fuck and it didn't work.
Jews are secretly Nazis.
World War 3 is Hilary's tax plan
>>706367588
Well, the brain is technically a biological computer.
Every president since Reagan has been a reptilian.
Funny thing is, Trump is legit human.
>>706367600
thats actual truth tho
>>706367633
Checked
>>706367588
Omg this idiot
There is no reptilian race, only amphibian overlords.
President Assad has tea with Obama at 12:46 AM every third Monday of the month
John Travolta is really just Tom Cruise
The US and China are collaborating to turn the world into their slave states. They are creating a secret pact to make Europe america's lap dog and asia/africa China's
>>706367851
John Travolta is the lead jewish conspirator.
bop is actually bip
>>706364630
9/11 wasn't an inside job
Hillary was set up to take the presidency years ago.
>easy dubs
>>706367939
9/11 was an anal job
>>706366844
Whyw ould u do ythis
Selena Gomez is fucking Guy Fiere.
OP is not a faggot
mexican drugcartels work for Donald Trump
>collect money for the wall
>reinforce stereotypes
>get rid of mexicans
>>706364630
Hillary Clinton is working with Muslims to spread Shariah law worldwide. What she doesn't know there is a group coming for her and the 13 bloodlines of the Illuminati.
McDonald's actually has the healthiest food on planet earth
the next civil war will be women and niggers vs men
>>706368078
We've already discussed this, nigger.
911 is a car
>>706368201
But it wont be better than captain america civil war
>>706367482
I had to check em... scrd me
Obama plans to us Hilary as his puppet to continue his regime
Hillary will allow the destruction of the US knowingly. She will survive and we commoners will be left in its ruin.
>>706364630
Trump was born in the UK with his mother
Muslims faked the Moon landing and Neil Armstron did 9/11
>>706368100
WINRAR
Nigger dicks are 2.5% shorter than what the government tells you
>>706364630
When Trump wins the presidency, he will disavow the Republican party and create a new party. The Trump Party
/b/ is /pol/ and /pol/ is /b/
IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN THEM YOU CAN TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE
ALSO CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Vagina stink is actually rape repellent.
Hillary is a nigger who had a better plastic surgeon than Michael Jackson
This thread is a literal prophecy teller. The further your conspiracy is off truth, the further your digits are from dubs.
>>706368675
>feminists will believe this
Bush Shot Kennedy
Donald Trump is actually a moon lizard. I work for the CIA and have top secret documents proving this.
Trump has paid the media to act bias towards himself so that it would look like Hillary was paying them.
>>706368675
That's why feminists vaginas stink
We're all dead
>>706368677
truth.
>>706364630
only 3,999,999 jews died in the holocaust
STEVE JOBS DIDNT DIE OF CANCER. HE DIED OF THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PUSSY HE WAS GETTING.
>>706368992
Only 3,999,998 jews died during the holocaust
NATO uses pesticides, enhanced with mind numbing chemicals, to make America liberal pussies.
doggos are just figments of our imagination
Donald Trump is actually working for Hillary Clinton
>>706368992
>>706369129
29? 92? Those two are jews.
Allah is the only true god
Cancer is just a very aggressive form of autism.
People that use 4chan are valuable members of society
The Creepy Clowns are just a publicity stunt for a movie.
>>706369344
Allah means God in retard, er I mean Muslim.
>>706369466
>>706369433
>>706369344
Triple dubs nigga
>>706369433
It is said 4chan users are at a high risk of cancer.
>>706369466
I fucking knew it
>>706369344
>>706369433
>>706369466
1 like really does equal 1 prayer
Everyone on /r9k/ is gay
>>706369344
all posts that are one off are actually quints
in the 70's obama went to mars via a jumproom
Believing in conspiracy theories is what the government wants
all conspiracy theories are fake
Dubs are singles and singles are dubs
vaginas have secret doors that lead to an alternate universe
>>706370010
>one off from quads
JUST
Hillary will win the 2016 elections and we will go into another cold war
you don't get to have it your way at burger king
Donald Trump will become president of at least half of the United States
Black people aren't real. They are just burned whites created by democrats to take welfare only it's then sent right into the wallets of said democrats.
We're mad at Russia for the Cold War, but as of late we're only blaming them for our problems because we're out of money and need to seem powerful
People at subway don't give a shit about your healthiness.
Filthy Frank is Jesus reborn
3rd post after this one stole the body.
>>706370552
HES THE LORD OF THE CHROMOSONES
Chickens are plotting world domination, one happy meal at a time.
holocaust was a hoax
This one time I stole a body
>>706370653
Body stealer
an event, similar to the rapture, think the Leftovers, will happen SOON.
the american govt chases oil so they can oil up for sex parties. this is the ONLY reason for the demand for oil.
>>706370653
what did you do with her?
>>706370577
little caesars is actually the most fancy pizza you can get
humans shit 3g of plastic per week
Hitler created Obama care and is Bernie Sanders dad. Gas chambers can't melt steel Jews
Walmart has no walls
>>706370693
>>706370767
40.7829° N, 73.9654° W
It will be legal in all fifty states to shot at Targets target, but only if Trump is elected
the main purpose for public planes is to shower us with "lazy" chemicals.
The truth is not real
>>706370964
.. Guggenheim Museum?
>>706371196
THe real is not truth
If you fart into a clam shell and smell it you will smell the ashes of jews
>>706371444
Trips confirms
>>706371444
trips of deception?
op is moot
>>706370964
>40.7829° N, 73.9654° W
Central Park? From Texas? Try again
>>706370577
>Dick Tips
With a name like that he is the guilty one.
for the most part, the majority of people need to be herded like cattle to ensure the future often this mean resulting to drastic measure, although most of this occurance is not central it is however discussed in various places involving people with power/wealth/prestige/influence/etc. but to say these people are an absolute in said herding is rather foolish because people are only predictable up until a certain point, thus there are constant variables that sometimes reflect positive, negative or neutral in terms of the direction of which a various groups have agreed upon the course of humanity. (keeping in mind that not always are these terms from the various actors are in agreement)
also, these 'variables' are in constant threat because of their ability to influence either indirectly or directly
If dubs:
> Australia is closing its borders to Muslim refugees as of 26/01/2017
If trips:
> Muslim families ordered to leave Australia due to newly imposed national security law as of 26/01/2017
>>706372499
truth
>>706366946
I want to believe...
>>706372600
People should widely share this on social media, watch as the news goes into crisis
>>706372980
maybe eventually the world will know the truth.
>>706364630
hillary clinton is going to be arrested at her inauguration.
>>706364630
The Holohoax is a conspiracy
Hillary Clinton is a lizard
when you die you actually get transported into an alternate dimension where all of your pets that you either had when you were alive or died when you were alive gather together and you sit in limbo happily with your old pals
Harambe knew too much
Harambe was just a gorilla.
>>706373846
you're a god damn normie
>>706374989
Tdmdb did d Gg lx D DJ
Milk is just colored water
if dubs then true
https://youtu.be/5meScOy_NHU
what is true
>>706375855
true as fuck whatever
if dubs the party hat comes back for the rest of the year
This theory is false
