Waifu claiming thread
Last thread: >>706358580
Unbreakable /waifu/ rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Napping voids your waifu claim
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Absolutely no lewds at all
>ABSOLUTELY NO LEWDS AT ALL, LEWDBY
>No bullying at all ever
Suika claim
no lewds at all?
>>706363935
So... Beatrice lewds?
>>706364163
Oh, yeah, I get you. I'm probably going to stop for now~
>>706364298
>>706364788
THAT'S EVEN MORE LEWD WEEW
>>706364406
Okay, I'm sorry... I didn't want to scare you~
*owos reassuringly*
>Holo is bestgirl
and striped kneesocks are lame
Claiming Nonon!
>>706364869
>For now
Wew
>>706364438
I dunno, I've spilled spaghetti with people I've known for years! Be on your guard!
>>706364869
Popsicle eating is okay, I guess.
>>706364895
Put some clothes on you dirty fox.
>>706365058
Makoto!
>>706365121
SPOOKI BOOKI!
>>706365121
No, fuck you!
>>706364869
WEW
>>706364438
:/
>>706364579
forever rolling
that sounds like goodluck
>>706364597
already kinda am
>>706363826
>discord
>no telegram
Shame.
>>706364124
I'll polish you nice and shiney, I'm going to fire you all day after your senpai though
>>706364895
>stripes suck
I'm not taking opinion from addicts >:^)
>>706364869
*Owo's slowing down*
Nonon is feeling lonely, no one say hi?
Well. There goes my plans for the day. Apparently my brother is behind so Im helping him out.
My hand has been bleeding for 3 hours because no bandaids. Send help.
>>706365454
I'm here fellow pink hair
Just putting up with bullshit
>>706365214
Come on Muuuuuuco!
How are you today?
>>706365194
Did you want to play diplomacy with some of the other /waifu/s? Playdiplomacy dot com, game is "Waifu Wars".
>>706365454
I thought you were in the parallel dimension bizarre waifu thread. Hi nonon.
>>706365489
>cauterize
>>706364895
>>706365391
That was only meant to attack one specific person~
>>706365391
Evening!
>>706365489
wrap in paper towels and tape!
>>706365588
I am no Muco!
Pretty good, but I should actually do work before bread
>>706365058
Well... I don't know if I want to stop~
>>706365121
I guess?
No, it is completely okay
>>706365248
>
More lewd?
>>706365360
I should try out Telegram one day.
>>706365391
Calm down, I'm here for you
*calmly owos you down*
Gonna play some league, might slow down or not answer
>>706365614
>>706365581
Glad to see a fellow pink hair, you alright Anon?
>>706365588
Howdeh!
Koumrfag's back, what did I miss?
>>706365805
I don't know maybe
still here
cupcake u r gay
wasn't that thread linked first?
>>706365670
the excuse?
give it a 0/10, it's all the same to me. I care very little what people think of me.
>>706364869
see >>706364809
>>706364895
rood
>>706365931
yup.
>>706365588
>no heat availavle but hot running water and a heatboard I have to seal wrapped meats on
>>706365581
You mean self-inflicted Destiny grind.
>>706365721
I have to use my hand still.
>>706365856
>
>>706365992
yuno
>>706365881
*Koumefag...
Wow
That's pathetic...
>>706365454
>>706365721
I misslinked!
Second reply was meant for you
>>706366031
lood
>>706366073
Is there a manga?
>>706364788
NONE
>>706364124 → #
Too cute! I met this qt in class
>>706364163 → #
Who knows, he might just play along
>>706364184 → #
Smugwing. From nightwing: the first robin grown up
>rain
>paint
>glue
Where do you work? Cause wew
>>706364298 → #
Fine
>>706364406 → #
Are you a lewder? If so, mama need to punish you
>>70636457
>>706364937 #
BAD
>>706364597 → #
>>706364766 #
I cant. But Juvia will
>>706365881
NO LEWDING
>no life
>juvia claimed
>wait which thread is the real thread?
>>706365058
Alright!
>Mfw apparently some fuckin clowns are roaming around my city.
>Text senpai
>She sends me a pic of a fuckig Mossberg500 without a stock
>"Don't worry, I'll be fine."
Kek.
>>706365121
Heyo!~
>>706365992
do you want to stick your package in my slot?
>>706365881
hi
>>706366031
>linked first
it doesnt matter
hahaha
>>706365454
hiya.
>>706366229
seems to matter to these folk.
>>706365454
Hello there!
>>706365489
Get rekt son.
>>706365721
Hiya!
>>706365805
*calmly Owo's down out of Owo overdrive* ~<3
>>706365856
This is... amusing.
>>706366165
There are 2 mangas.
The main one and a spinoff.
>>706365872
Not really, have clan full of idiots that don't take raids seriously, and they blame me for lack of communication EVEN though I know what to do, fucking bullshit man, I do the callouts and I get blamed
>>706366073
Read above
>>706366188
Nice. I met Senpai via my one friend who wanted to date her at the time
>Apparently it didn't work out
>According to senpai he was really clingy and wasn't very interesting.
>I'm apparently much more interesting.
Fair point though, he was a bit of a jock and she hated sports.
>>706365721
Whatcha working on?
>>706365805
LEWDBY I SWEAR-
why does she have a tail?
Why does she have ears?
There's already an entire race in the series for this fetish!
>>706365929
SMug, I'm beginning to think you're a robot like Kyoubot.
>>706366073
>wrapped meats
You should not be in the kitchen bleeding, holmes. For your health and others'.
>>706366203
My non-Makoto heart!
>>706366290
i dont know where you got that, but i dont see it at all
>>706366189
>real thread...
now Im lost~
>>706366188
Come on smugs no need to bring her into this
>she's sleeping and if you wake her for this she'll be really mad
>>706366031
It's not even a real rate. Relax.
>>706364621
I was told there would be Tomoko lewds here. Am I in the right thread?>>706364621
>>706365992
i asked shinoa for lewds when i got trips
>>706366188
NONE AT ALL, oh well, but send more pics like that one
>>706363968
It's all good my man.
>>706364163
Nope, I have not. Although, saying that has reminded me to do so, well put it up on the list of things to do.
>>706366188
It's not my job to lewd.
>>706366229
Hi hi~
Like I was saying before, I played through Emi's route on a blind playthrough, ended up getting good end, cried a lot, regretted past decisions... KS is a great VN. Respect your choice in Waifu, anon.
>>706366319
I love that image
>>706366339
Does the main one go past the show?
>>706366386
drawing a sketch showing the two plate boundaries and three teconic plates in the southern pacific
and then showing the relative movement speeds
My Nui
>>706366593
Nope.
>>706366593
>>706366597
>>706366474
>>706366386
>kitchen
Butchershop. All Im doing is wrapping and tagging.
>>706366083
Tomoko
>>706366206
Kek, that picture of nonon together with that post is perfect
Hey there
>>706366433
>>706366474
Me too, keep posting lewds though.
>>706366597
>wew.
Favorite hikage lewd
>>706364621
Claiming all these beautiful grils, you can't tell me I can't because if I don't no one will
>>706365805
It's the only thing I use rn.
>>706366386
How goes it? ^^
>>706365992
Hey Yuno ^^
>All this fuggin lewd.
>>706365588
Ya, I'll try to play it when I get to work, since I'll be leaving within the hour.
>>706365805
Oh my~
>>706366188
Only if there's lewds at the end of the leash.
>>706366203
I have this feeling that if it works out, somewhere down the line there's gunna be an Eru cosplay involved...
>>706366602
I'll just bug the crap outta you all night about it, and various other things.
Triggered
>>706366708
*hugs*
>>706365907
This thread is too lewd for me
>>706366031
Damn, didn't notice~
Leeeeewd
>>706366319
Are you okay now? *owos* Also, nice kneesocks there~ That's lewd
>>706366386
W-WHAT DID I DO?
Because she can
Because she's cute as fuck
Because I like catgirls~
Of course there is!
>>706366188
Even Shinoa is lewd? Oh shit
>>706366188
>>706366188
>>706366597
Oh god
Did he post it?
I mean it is pretty much a rule
Good job
>>706366690
im glad u enjoy it also! but..
>waifu
>anon
???
>>706366345
Sorry to hear, I havn't been able to get a proper group for wrath of the machine, so you are not the only one.
>>706366730
ye!
>>706366692
It does. The show skipped an arc and cut scenes from the manga because TV show.
>>706366362
Kek! I just start chatting with my senpai when we had having labs not too long ago. She doesn't know a thing about manga or anime! I had to play dumb so I don't look like a full autist
>>706366474
Don't care
>>706366597
No
>>706366602
Its all good now
>>706366690
Good
>>706366818
Hide eli! It's not safe for you!
>>706366827
Some sex toy maybe? Lol
>>706366895
NO
>>706366906
Swimsuit=/= lewd
anyone else having trouble with the captcha and just posting in general? maybe my internet is just being really bad tonight.
>>706366419
okay.
>>706366486
I'm generally very relaxed online.
>>706366906
it's not even that lewd, sheesh.
>>706365360
I dunno about that, senpai might run me outta ammo before you get to me
>Sorry I missed you, I went to check all my house locks ^^
>>706366827
Perhaps.
>But senpai doesn't look like Eru
>I might get her to watch Upotte, dunno if she'd like it
>But she likes anime so she might.
>>706367073
I dunno about you but that's pretty lewd anyways
>>706367074
It's lewd enough in my book
>>706367074
Nah, no issues with captcha on my end.
Just teasing you for posting a lewd.
>>706366903
*hugs*
Mai will you help with my crippling depression?
>>706366768
So I take it you like blue short hair.
>>706366827
>>706366188
I'm right here.
>>706366906
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
>>706366966
What do you mean "??"?
>>706366818
It's raining, and I'm on a rest day (kinda skipping) because I did legs yesterday and it feels like murder today. How's your evening?
>>706366827
Moves need to be submitted every 2 days, so it's pretty low-key.
>>706366906
I'm disowning you.
>>706367085
If she likes cute things, she'll like Muco. Even I loved Muco.
>>706367074
I had it give me an oldschool "type what you see" captcha.
Erica claimed
>>706367085
<3
>>706367085
I'll be sure to fill you with a fresh load out~
>Mizore
>>706366188
Uhm, I, uhh, what kind of p-punishment, mommy? Also, looking g-good.
>>70636669
Thanks!
>>706366906
Does no one notices I always wear those? Oh well, it must be the HDD form
*Owo's unsatisfied*
>>706367287
Yes and no, I find shy girls with short hair cute
>>706366818
Hey raifu
What is up?
>>706366990
How are you doing today?
Please dont tell me another gross insect story
>>706367275
Sacho bby
I can help you
>>706366895
You're so naughty akeno
>Keep em coming
>>706367073
No smugs please don't tell her
>>706367261
you bully!
bah. must be my stupid internet then.
>>706367232
perv~
>>706367366
really? wow, that's pretty old school indeed.
>>706367402
erica *cute
>>706367232
This?
>>706367287
I don't care. I still have that spray bottle
>>706367428
Spanking and time out corner. Aww thank you! I do like the swimsuit
>>706367507
NO
>>706367343
well i dont have waifu and im not an anon...
>>706367275
What will make you happy?
>>706367507
I KNOW AND I DONT KNOW WHERE IT'S COMING FROM
H E L P~
>>706367073
It's upsetting smugs~
>>706367343
FIGHT ME
>>706367366
No you're not~
>>706367428
I know, but you're showing them off now!
*owos calmly* C-Calm down...
>>706367546
Post feet and the bullying stops.
>>706367073
Don't reveal your power level!
>Ice Lady wants to clean me
>Clean me real gud
>wew
Luckily my senpai and I have pretty similar interests, we're both into anime/manga and we both like video games, she's super good at Soul Calibur and Melee.
>But not much else.
>I'm basically her master for any other game, I've been teaching her the ropes of some stuff
>>706367366
Pretty good, other than a bit of paranoia coming with these clown fuggers, but I've got a collection of weapons in my room, because I'm a /k/ommando, so I think I'll be fine.
She loves cute things
>She likes me because I'm pretty cute according to her.
>>706367402
Hey bb <3
>>706367492
Playin some SC3, gotta get my practice in before Monday.
>>706367699
>>706367492
Days been meh, hard to get a good team together, but whats a Nonon gonna do?
>>706366386
what do you mean?
>>706366730
miss me?
>>706367073
Hmmm.... I could see it, ya.
>>706367085
Who said it was for senpai to wear. :^)
>>706367287
Are you denying it?
>>706367366
Just remind me about when I get to work, kay Booki?
>>706367546
Hello other cute.
>>706367708
Hello pretty lady <3
>>706367746
Not bad, not bad.
Not a huge fan of stockings when it comes to feet pics, but their allure is not something I'm completely lost on.
>>706364621
It's like you're trying to get me to post Mitzi.
Good evening /waifu/
How is everyone's night?
>>706367492
bb do it
>>706367685
not having crippling depression
>>706367613
Oh god, yes mom! I'm a lewder, I'm naugthy!!
>>706367698
*Owo's agitatedly* ^^
I love short haired girls
>>706367931
hmmmm
>>706368012
Saved.
>>706367867
Fair point.
>I'm gonna be a cute gun.
>But I don't have the tits for it.
>>706367892
How goes it cutie? ^^
>>706368012
Agreed.
>>706367892
how's it going?
>>706367896
it's all good to me, feet aren't a big thing for me anyway. I don't have any of her bare feet though, the stockings are pretty iconic for her.
>>706367912
hiya felix. pretty okay, how about yours?
>>706367805
You are always around, even if lurking. I don't think you sleep. I know Kyoubot only posts her awake image when she feels like participating with her primary processing thread. Kyoubot doesn't sleep.
>>706367867
Anytime~
>>706367892
Sorry, I missed you, hello Erika.
>>706368012
Put it away! That's inappropriate.
>>706364895
hello, why so lewd?
>>706366714
grrr
>>706366737
thanks
>>706366944
one in this thread, or at least the best i could get him to
>>706367073
you make me sad
>>706366906
dont cri
does it count as lewd if its offical attire?
>>706367867
Meh.
Night waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soucm9emO4
>>706368178
Yeah I figured. Another case of "Never changes clothes." But a lot of characters suffer from that.
>>706368256
Night ^^
>Eru
>>706368142
YW
>>706368177
Bless you fellow short hair lover
>>706368196
wewlad
>>706368212
who is this qt3.14 you posted?
>>706367688
DAMN LIE! YOU KNOW WHERE THERE COMING FROM
>>706367708
FUCKING LUCKY. I wanna ease her into the weeb world
>>706367867
Eh eh?
>>706367912
Keeping the lewd levels low. I hate it but someone has to do it. Other than that it's pretty fine tonight. Yourself?
>>706368008
>
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? STRAIGHTEN UP
>>706368212
You already know what I'm doing
>>706368256
Goodnight icee!
>>706368256
sleep well.
>>706368374
mmhm. it's pretty common for animated characters. just easier that way.
>>706367613
I'm not doing anything wrong
Please don't tell
>>706367688
Embrace it. I think it's beautiful.
Smugs is just trying to rain on our lewd parade
>>706368012
Wew
>>706368212
Anytime hikage.
>especially for you
>>706368242
Yes~
>>706368450
Don't forget cheaper and faster.
>>706368467
REEEEEEEEEEE :3
>>706368177
Going alright. Just watching youtube like always.
>>706368178
Alright.
>>706368196
Hello horns.
why is everyone so lewd??? i'm not sure how to feel about all this.
>>706367805
:)
>>706367786
8/10 waifu
>>706367746
chinese cartoon
>>706367698
we "3d trash" must stick together!!!
>>706368196
well i promise im not a bot
>>706368467
jesus lewd
>>706367931
>>706367931
>>706367931
>>706367931
>>706367931
I want to help you, but I don't know how.
Take my (You)'s for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA
>>706367073
Getting lewd is overrated. Cuddling with your name while watching cheesy old horror movies... That's the good shit right there.
Or really just cuddles in general...
>>706367428
>Owo
Can you
Fucking
Not?
Thanks.
>>706367433
See, this nigga knows what's good.
>>706367653
I see. I'm posting from my phone at the moment, no namesync or anything along those lines. Sorry~
>>706367698
Wait... Hold up, I thought you were that Makifag from that pic you posted...
Oh shit... This is awkward.
>>706367708
You have another date?
When's the fucking gonna happen?
>>706367786
Team in what?
You can always just rage about, it's what I do
>>706367805
Not sure
I lost a ranked games
I did a terrible edit for a yuno tsm pic
And i didn't watch worlds
Why aren't you here all the time?
>>706367931
*Hugs*
I love you bb
>>706368212
Swimsuit pic huh
Ah well it's a win so whatever
Good job bby
How was your Sunday?
>>706368256
Sweet dreams
>>706368177
>Didn't deny it
>Mfw
>>706368196
Also, I just saw
>My non-Makoto heart!
W-What?
>>706368256
Night Mizore.
>>706368441
I dunno, I should start thinking of getting ready...
>>706368685
that is fair
im sci nice to meet u
>>706368685
CUDDLES PLS~
>>706368695
cant play with you. expected that one to happen. neither did i. because you arnt here with me
>>706368685
Thank you my nigga
>>706368441
B-but mom, don't you think I need a little bit of "discipline"?!
>>706368685
*Notices your complaint* Owo what's this?
>>706368666
>>706368666
>>706368666
>>706368666
>>706368666
Thank (You) satan
>>706368695
*hugs*
thanks bb
I got distracted by arguing about space
Where did I leave off?
>>706368467
You have crossed the lewd/rood threshold!
>>706368620
This is what a robot would say, Mr. Turing!
>>706368587
Suika is fine. What's Erika from?
>>706368685
You get it.
>>706368773
Elle is my heart. Makoto is also my heart. One day I will roll trips, then Ran will be my tits.
>>706368242
No. You really can't say much sadly
>>706368467
Damn lie!
>>706368685
Amen to that, brother. Aint nothing like cutely laying in each other's arms
>>706368773
You should..
>>706368816
NONE FOR YOU
>>706368936
YES YOU DO NOW STOP RIGHT NOW! OR I'LL GET THE BELT