New YLYL Thread
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New YLYL Thread
Double dubs
>>706355544
this isn't true at all, all women are genetically inferior
SJW
>>706355794
>5minutevideo
You lied
>>706355879
I actually know the guy that drives this car
>>706355466
Well at least you were funny
>>706356447
Kind of funny
>>706356667
>6667
maybe if you got quads this thread would be better
>>706356947
fucking nice shittier meme normie
Fuck off to reddit now
Gonna Honest I Need Help Putting Shit In
>>706357370
>4chan, its inevitable
Think you mean /b/ m8
>>706357110
that's a fucking potential sport right there..
olympic tier...
Hi
>>706357479
Mods clean this fucking trash
>>706357582
Thanks Dude
>>706357673
A Little Bit Rude
>>706357110
now that is a real skill
>>706358689
>work harder, corporations need more tax breaks
>>706356121
dammit why to this? it was clever I'll admit.
I Think My Work Here is Done I Started The Thread Goodnight /b/rothers Its Time For Me To Go To Bed
>>706358861
It's actually a small business that I work for, not a big corporation.
>>706359162
>>706358861
Get out commie
>>706358896
>team's healer
they're the ones who should be taking YOUR dick for keeping them alive, coming from a support main in almost every game. It's a hard and thankless job, but we do it.
>>706359497
ahh the little slut wants to roleplay as the top? ok sweetie, we can try it, but you still have to make me cum after
>>706358896
I mean, I kind of got a boner from reading this.
It's not like I was gay or anything, no of course not.
I like women.
>>706355761
Who rendered this? This must have taken hours! Why?
>>706358896
wat
also
>mei
>is
>bae
>>706359888
Checked your trips my nigga
Mei Is Bei
>>706357194
>lost
>>706357479
kek
>>706356616
you know what you have to do
>>706357673
look at that guy...still got morals pfff
>>706357110
can we all agree the Male body is superior in every way?
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
You all lose.
>>706359162
the fucking cancer banana is the funniest thing in thing toilet of a thread
what the fucking fuck
>>706361031
I know the guy who wrote that. He's funny af. I lose to that story every time.
Also here's an OKcupid I made for some guy in a wheelchair when I was drunk the other night. He was being an asshole.
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/cr4y0la
>>706359768
I got a boner thinking of a girl playing Overwatch and using my cock with those rules
>>706361648
>implying this includes girls
>>706357600
omfg
>>706355787
fucking kek'd
>>706358896
I'm hard as fuck now
>>706360882
>ATM'S
triggered
>>706357194
first chuckle of whole day
>>706355817
Oh kek
>>706361031
Crying.
>>706358429
I used to work at a hotel and have actually said this to guests when they ask if the porn is disabled "No, sir I think it's only the regular kind." Most of them didn't get it or didn't find it funny. Those who did were pretty cool and tipped well.
>>706362320
bzbzbzbzb
>>706363933
Rude
>>706364019
i love how she turns her face into the 2nd burst of spunk,well timed
>>706357479
Dark af
Kek
>>706364432
>>706364370
>>706364299
>>706364244
>>706364173
>>706364091
>>706364021
>>706363950
>>706363904
>>706363842
>>706359859
why not feg
>>706355632
lost
>>706358001
lost
>>706358001
Aussie bants
>>706356268
lost
>>706358405
Anjem Choudary (the guy on the right) literally is a terrorist though
Well he's a terrorist sympathiser and he just got locked up for it. 5 years I think, hope it's longer though
>>706358476
Fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUClqHqHjk
>>706358591
>>706365450
Without those black bars id be very offended
>>706359859
Source of the dragon fucking a car is this guy http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10149106/
>>706358689
Nice meme
>>706355879
Doesn't that autistic fuck drive this shit box around Houston Tx?
>>706363933
Imma need the sauce
>>706355466
soup /b/
You may recall this from some threads yesterday and the day before, but in honor of /b/'s ~13th year sucking away at what I used to call a life, I decided to share some green texts I've collected. At least the ones on this HDD anyway.
bit(fucking dot)ly/2dj3tGq
It's a link to a dropbox. I wanted to keep count, and after I got 100 I will stop this spamming. Only 6 to go!
Well, I'm off. Enjoy. Or not.
>>706355879
Alpha right there.
>>706358861
I agree, corporate subsidies are just as bad as welfare, probably worse
>>706358861
Cuz tax breaks are why businesses exist. Fuckin lefty retard
>>706366088
Fuck off Sachii
>>706366151
Which is why we need govt neutered and shrunken just like op's dick.
>>706356001
So close. But you didn't deserve it for getting my hopes up.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/09/13/story-zoo-naming-gorilla-harambe-mcharambeface-appears-hoax/90309152/
>>706357110
This is why they call men KINGS
>>706359455
Cartoon funny without your faggot insta-meme border
Fag
The shota's even better than the "funny" shit. Let's play fags.
>>706355879
Theres a fuckin autismo that drives a subaru just like this at my university
this is the new owner of 4chan
>>706363842
>>706363904
>>706363950
>>706364021
>>706364091
>>706364173
>>706364244
>>706364299
>>706364370
>>706364432
>>706364583
>>706364677
>>706364780
>>706364817
>>706364891
>>706364935
>>706365015
>>706365083
>>706365185
>>706365288
>>706365450
>>706365679
>>706365908
>>706365978
>>706366088
>>706366130
>>706366546
Why?
I understand that you're lonely.
It must be hard becoming self-aware, and also aware that no one will ever love you.
Seriously. why not share this shit with people who will appreciate it?
>>706366505
Didn't make it, fag.
>>706366184
Wipe ass with looseleaf paper
>>706358001
706355466#<<
Testing
>>706367423
back to /waifu/
>>706356268
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo
>>706367777
funny banan picture lol
hahaha
>>706367647
That's no way to refer to your daughter.
>>706358071
Lost.
>>706366184
Why is he on Rollerblade?! WHY IS HE ON ROLLER BLADES?!
>>706355817
lel
>>706356447
Kek everytime
>>706359123
>Implying small businesses aren't at the mercy of the banks who leech off our tax dollars
Corporate welfare for days.
>>706366997
Actually, I have a boyfriend and we fap to shota together. He's a qt Chinese femboy. How does it feel being wrong fag?
>>706356588
qt tbh
>>706361031
Da fuk nigga?
>>706368338
He doesn't love you.
No one does.
>>706366793
I'm not laughing.
>>706368294
>bee suit
lost
>>706368617
He's completely obsessed with me. You're the worst troll ever. Try again.
>>706357370
Lost hard
>>706359092
goodnight kanaya
>>706368338
>>706369046
Lucky.
>>706369046
Obsession is an unhealthy trait. Sounds like you should watch yourself around him.
>>706357194
got me
>>706369046
I think you're the troll here.
This is a thread where people post funny things. You're just posting pictures of tranny cartoons. There's no justification for what you're doing; you're just trolling, posting shit no one cares about. I don't actually care who you rub dicks with.
>>706359696
this post SCREAMS pedo and homo
>kill yaself yo
>>706356586
What the fuck is this? Lost my shit
>>706366151
if you include corporate tax loopholes
much much much much worse.
Welfare is only 10% of the national budget. Corporate.
If big corporations were taxed properly it would account to nearly the same number as total income tax on citizens.
Essentially by properly taxing corporations, we wouldn't need to pay an income tax for the government to keep operating as it does.
>>706369699
Okie dokie then
>>706355466
>>706366315
Shrinking the government would give corporations MORE power, not less dumbass. We need a strong government that can properly regulate those robber barons.
>>706369046
post nudes, faggot
>>706369565
>is wrong
>repeatedly
>w-w-well I didn't care anyway!
Also, you're wrong again. It's shota, not trannies, moron. How does it feel being stupid and mad?
>>706358591
TOPKEK
>>706370335
>>706357600
holla holla get dolla
>>706370023
>Assumes the word of a random internet troll is proof that anything other than loneliness and shameful solo masturbation to pathetic TRANNY fantasy cartoons is occurring.
The fancy Japanese word you're using to describe tranny cartoons doesn't make them less tranny cartoons.
Seriously, go plague your own kind with this shit. Nobody cares how degenerate you are.
>>706357194
>Lost
>>706369195
its funny that she named her cat after food
>>706361031
TLDR
>>706369565
The only funny thing in this thread is you, dumbass.
>>706355466
>>706358861
Found the freeloader
>>706370565
Do you not know what a tranny is? By definition they're just not trannies though. If you were going to use english words they're girly little boys. Not trannies.
>>706370414
>>706371266
wow, dubs
>>706370914
May great amounts of violence cross your path soon.
>>706368338
How does it feel to be a faggot, fag?
>>706370565
A tranny is a person who takes hormones and shit to be a different gender. Not little cartoon boys getting fucked. Also, I'm not even the one that was originally posting them. I only did in response to the other guy. Stop getting so mad man, it's embarrassing.
>>706371112
>assuming their genders
So you're a fucktard, troll and a sexist/transphobe. Also stop lying about having a chink bf, your fantasies will never be real
>>706358001
lost everytime ffs
>>706369894
>santa claus in trouble
ono
>>706361031
Cringe and not funny
>>706365487
atleast they get to ride a kangaroo to work
>be me
>nineteen
>working as a manager in food
>quickpromotion.wav
>start talking to coworkers about donating blood
>one of the crew is slightly autistic
>noticeable but he's a functioning potato
>tell him I've donated but never gotten lightheaded
>ask him if he has
>"Nah, not really ever gone near one of those things."
>ask why not
>"I don't want people to catch my autism."
>In drive-thru window
>Lose my shit right there in front of a lobby full of customers
>Some other people laugh
>It was a good day for potatoes and mankind alike
>>706371112
They're girly.
They have dicks.
Not only do I not care about your ultra-specific definition of "tranny", it's entirely beside the point.
You're posting shit that's irrelevant to the thread, and you're doing it for no reason than to subject people to your ridiculous little fetish.
Nobody cares about your predilections, but maybe another board would. You're choosing to ignore that, and force your idiocy onto others where it's neither appreciated, nor even expected.
Go entertain your own degenerate kind on another board with this disgusting faggotry.
>>706366151
joke's on you, they are the same.
no stigma for big corps and rich board mambers when their rugged individualism stumbles though, get the workers to eat each other while we pay ourselves with their money.
>>706371508
Nobody's mad.
Is stating an opposing view being mad?
>>706365487
>>>706355544
Well how can it be racism if race is different from species?
>>706371510
They're fucking cartoons. Who cares if I misgender them? For that matter, who cares if I misgender anyone? You're a racist that cares if someone else is a transphobe? Also, why the fuck would I lie? I could have just as easily said I have a mom that loves me, or that I have friends. This is an anonymous image board though, it's not like I have some sort of image to build or reason to lie to anyone.
>>706366184
Fucking lost!
>>706368338
>Actually, I have a boyfriend
I lost.
>>706372046
I only posted like one shota in response to the other guy doing it. Then I put them in my replies to you because it made you mad. Obviously there's at least one other guy that likes it. Also, my definition isn't ultra specific. Someone being girly is all it takes to be a tranny, even if they're a little boy? So all girly little boys are trannies? Your definition is vague to the point of being idiotic.
>>706373125
This is a ylyl, unless you find shota completely hilarious and assume other people find it amusing, please don't post it on this thread.
>>706367960
Shhhhh
It is part of his game
>>706355817
Hehe
>>706365487
I don't blame blacks for wanting to fuck white chicks, black chicks are fucking disgusting, both in looks and personality. There are hundreds of stories about Black mothers killing their kids over weave
I know that's an aboriginal, but I'm talking about Niggers
>>706358035
lost , also source ?
>>706373125
At the end of the day, you are trap fags, please precede to the after life.
>>706373125
You're missing the point.
If you walked into a whorehouse and pulled your dick out, it would be much different than if you did the same at the local grade school.
Nothing you're doing is relevant to the thread. Also, the part where you're accusing me of getting "mad" is just intended to incite my ire, which you've failed to do even once. The problem with people like you is that you're just going for a reaction because you're so insignificant in real life, that you feel everything you do anonymously has to be shocking, so you post irrelevant shit that you know no one else appreciates.
>>706365961
thanks fam
>>706373454
Thank you.
>>706374250
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706362320
What?
>>706357920
growth hormones will fuck your shit up
i agree
https://youtu.be/MyTuI-WMhVA
>>706357582
but then theyd have to make a female team...
>>706375119
use tits then ? that or dildos
>>706356121
fuckkk I can't believe I lost to this
>>706368338
I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
>>706368338
>mfw this is your own delusion to validate your sickness
>mfw your boyfriend doesn't exist
>mfw you are forever alone
>mfw you finally realize its because you shitpost threads up with kiddy porn and claim its okay bcause its 2d
killing yourself solves all these problems anon
>>706368338
ITT: Faggot trying to force his fetish on others, in order to be validated by normal people.
Also, attempted to lie on the internet (who would do such a thing?) about his social life in order to feel better about his position in life.
Nobody likes your shit, you are literally attempting to force it upon others, even after being asked to stop, then damage controlling at a major level to prevent yourself from sliding into depression which is where you belong.
Suicide, senpai, its the only way.
>>706365961
>>706374295
Thank you guys for the exactly 100 clicks. Now to save up for another year. Hopefully this one is better than the last...
>>706369046
>forcing your fetish onto others against their will
>no stopping after being asked
>being proud of being mentally deluded
>falsifying things to sound like you are't a total shut in faggot
>not posting pics because your femboy doesnt exist
KILL YOURSELF LMAOING @ YOUR LIFE
>>706372850
Wow, just keeping it real with your transphobia. Fuck you.
You obviously had a reason for posting gay smut in a humour thread and I seriously doubt you find that shit funny
>>706370023
>loves men
>calls others stupid and mad
WEWEE ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE IN A FEW DECADES
>>706369046
>hastur
is it time to fap already? fuck
>>706368338
i fail to see how that answered his question? take it to an actual shota thread. i saw one in the catalog so you cant say there isnt one
>>706358371
How the fuck did I loose to this? I need sleep
>>706372046
This x1000
I don't care if your thing is shota, trannies, furries, straight sex or gay men having sex with dragons while they fuck cars.
The point is, you know for a fact your fetish is abnormal and not accepted.
Otherwise, why would you come to this thread and force others to view it?
A thread that has nothing to do with it?
Because you WANT it to be validated, so you can feel better about your own existence.
It's sad, and pathetic.
Anyone going to make a new thread?
>I have bananas and shota that need posting.
>>706359859
because fuck you that's why
>>706376299
transphobia? being scared of the same gender they were before they "transitioned"?
Man > takes hormones > gets breasts >chops dick off >still a fucking man.
Same for women.
So wouldn't transphobia just boil down to being scared of the original gender? Or do you know nothign about biology and chromosomes?
>>706373125
if theyre taking dick in their ass theyre trannies
>>706377079
Bananas are almost fine if posted tastefully, they've gone from meme to hated cancer to almost chemo at this point.
If bananas keep shota and tranny/furfags away from these threads, by all means post them.
>shota and furfags and tranny fags are just trying to get other people to validate the sickness within their minds by forcing you ro participate in their fetish tl;dr: the saddest most pathetic shit imaginable
>>706375903
Agreed.
>>706355761
That's..fucking hot
>>706371747
Work...
