post funny bans ill start
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
post funny bans
ill start
I have to see if this works
test<
bumping for interest
>>706351489
i dont think it actually work
that was just snacks being snacks and pissing off moot
IF ANY MODS SEE THIS: can you atually orange text?
MODS MODS MODS
>>706351256
Banned three times for a mild. Incredible. Kek.
>>706351489
How about the elusive backquote?
>>706352153
hmm
706352153<<
faggot
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/c3LJc8R2npo
>>706352381
Problem?
# 706352727<<
How?
706353528<<
Like this
>>706352727
moot?
>>706351797
>mods
>current year
>>706353767
Moots dead faggot
memes amiright<
>>706351797
Snacks wasn't a mod in 2013, though, he was gone way before that.
I'm assuming it's just faked so people will try it.
>>706353656
there
>>706351256
Moot seemed like a pretty chill guy
>>706351212
>>706354602
Moot is a homo
>>706351212<<
see
>>706354789
I knew that one
706354466<<
test.
>>706354957
Is this what you're trying to do?
>>706351212
it was in a thread about keemstar's daughter. we weren't even requesting or posting cp.
>>706353992
Cucked to death. Sad.
>>706355060
Im only 16. Please ban my ip
#706355060<<
Test
>>706355060
explain yourself
the backquote messes up OP
>>706351212
wat<
test<
>>706355756
I found it amusing. Got a chuckle out of me.
>>706356114
2016 pass users are cucks
>mfw everybody failing trying to orange text
>>706351256
Moot pls come back to us
>>706356226
I thought it was a mod at first. kek
>>706351212
zozzles orange txt is easy<
006553607<<
Test
>>706356285
That, and doing this.
>>706356459
You can see the date if you hover over it
>>706355060<<
Nigga u wot m8
>>706356568
i did
>>706355568
"Im only 16. Please ban my ip"
>orange
>>706356740
>implying mods
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
>>706356652<<
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
did it work?
>>706356568
what's the point
>>706356916
>mods implying
<orange txt? lol
>>706356750
Green <
Pink>
Hope it worked.
Nope.
Dammit.
Personal best
>>706357019
>implying
>>706356982
Looks like the user you're replying to is being eaten soooo yes?
>>706357120
implying<
>>706355408
>>706355609
>>706356652
>not knowing how to backquote
>>706356521
>mfw theres magicians in this thread
>>706356916
>>706357019
i haven't seen a mod on /b/ since the fucking "yee" thing
>>706357120
>mods
>>706357095
Ah. Windows XP.
Brings me back to the age where I was editing skate footage of my friends and I, lurking /b/ and getting fucked up.
>>706357278
>mfw its actually snacks
706357276>>
EZ
>>706357382
why don't you use your windows anymore?
>>706357276
Don't be mean anon
Tell me how to do it then delete your post so nobody else knows
706357063<<
# 706355060<<
Neat
>>706357540
Tower died a long time ago. It was already a ten year old computer when I was using it.
Got another hand me down and just revived it enough to where I can scrape up a budget build.
My current OS is Windows 7.
706357276<<
LOVE ME!!!
>inb4 we see orange text in this thread
also check em
>>706357461
>mfw biggest plot twist of 2016
>>706357777
OHhhHhhhhHhhhHhh
>>706357755
>>706357777
>mfw digits
>>706357777
das sum niec qwads m9
>>706357777
>>706357755
O SHIT NIGGA
>>706352727<<
I wanted to try
>>706357777
Dayum.
>>706357755
good call m8
<<706357625
>>706357864
>>706357884
>>706357951
i didnt even WANT quads
So wait, did orange text used to be a thing, and they removed it< ?
>wonder why green text is even a thing in the first place, why no blue text?
>>706357690
Oh, mine is only thirteen years old.
>>706354466
>>706355222
>>706355600
>>706356477
>>706357755
>>706357522
>>706357677
>>706357777
>>706357677
#706358052<<
Eh
>>706357777
czech'd
# 706358180<<
Hfhfhfhdhdhdh
>>706358161
Current tower is about that age.
But, I need to play ESO.
Therefore, I need a better build.
>>706358136
well, you're just going to have to learn to live with yourself.
#p706358180<<
close
>>706358375
fine
i wont get banned for this post
# 706353683<<
706357276<<
What the fuck is going on here?
>>706357625
Sorry, but I'm not giving any hints.
706358375#<<
<<706358269
Tell us anon
I'm immune to ban and I can't even prove it.
>>706358142
only people to ever do it were moot and snacks
706358523<<
>>706358269
the wizard replied to my quads
>>706358320
True
I mainly use my windows for small things. Like youtube videos, old games, and sometimes 4chan.
Paper's Please runs perfectly on it.
I didn't particularly enjoy the game, but Undertale worked up until the final battle.
706358594<<#
>>706353528``
I have to fucking try
706358515<<
>706357625
>Sorry, but I'm not giving any hints.
>>706352153<<
706352153<<
706358515<<
WHY NOT?
hands free fapping
>><<706358907
>>706358515
I hate you njgga
This is now a get thread.
Check my 5.
YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE DIRECTION OF YOUR WRITING IN THE SETTINGS YOU FUCKING MORONS HOLY SHIT
>>706354602
>"seemed"
>being so new that you came post moot retirement
leave
Please MODS ban the next poster David Davidson
1 MOD MUST REPLY TO THIS THREAD OR THEIR MOTHER WILL DIE.
>>706358515
GET REKT
>>706359505
Mods are a myth they don't exist anon
I wish I'd capped when I'd gotten one for saying "mean, hurtful things" I took a few days off but always chuckle when I think of it.
>>706359469
GET THIS TSUPID LONG NECKED BITCH OUT OF /b/!!!
706356521<<
Is this right?
>trump<
>>706357777
(((nice)))
>>706359346
thanks for helping this newfriend anon
>>706358515
>͢¿̧̲͇̲͓s̟̳͏ı̸̝̞̩͔̹̹͎ɥ̟͇̯̠̹ʇ ̷o̗ͅp̖̲̣̖ͅ ͉͍̥̞̲̭̲͘no̡̩̭ʎ̷̰͓̼͚̖̮͍ ̭͓̤ͅu͖̰̥̤ɐ̸ɔ̱͇͔̺̫̝̺҉ ̘̖̹̜̹̬͓͜ʇ̮̭̦̹̭͚nq̦̻͉͜ ͉͟'̞͚̜̥̝̝̳̀ǝ̶̜̠̠̣̘̦ͅʇ̛o̹n̵̘̪̤͙̹̣̮ḅ̼̫̲̗͎ʞ̡͕̦̰̦͓̭ɔ̮͍̤̹͔͝ɐ̳q̡͙̘͕͓̺̣̗ ̪̲u͍̹̬͚̥ɐ͙̱̱͜ɔ͍͚̼̘̫̜͇͞ ̭̞͍̩͓̝̫no̙̼ʎ
#706359832<<
i cant do either
ｄｉｄ ｉｔ ｗｏｒｋ
ʸᵉˢ ºʳ ⁿº
>>706359346
U+202B
nigger
>>706360018
q̺͓ı̗͈̟̪͇̙ʇ̳̜͢ɔ̱̭̪̲͝ɥ̫̩͕͜ ̹̙̗͡ı̖̘̲͈̟ʇ̩ ̼͇͞ɯ̺̠̮͔͡ı̱͎͇̮ƃ̣͍̞̞̹ɥ̼͖̱̪̮̘ʇ̧ͅ ͓̹̭̝̖ɥ̶ɐ̲͎͎̮ʌ̗̺̼̬̠ǝ̭̱̙
>>706359832
˙̗͕̹͇̣̣̗̹͙̀̅̇͛̀̕͢ʇ̦̹̲͕̺̻̤̬̬̄̏̅̉̽̆̄ő̡̙̳̤̥͖̩̾̓̓̽͘ƃ̵̛͉̟͈̝̣͎̼̟̖̇͑̅͂̉̆͌̊ƃ̼͇̺̥͙̦̙̳̣̗̓́̎͋̀̅̎̕ɐ̴̛̛̱̠͚̜̺͍̋̂͌̋͊̕͡ɟ̵̨̬͈̪͙̻̳͔̖̍͌́͊̚͜ '̴̢̨̛̭̫̺͕̳͙̦̽̓̑̈́̋̎͊̔͟l̢̹͍̝̟̪̉̊͆̾͑̃̾̒͛ɐ̨̛̛̘͔̗̻̭̺̽̍̉͜ᴉ̶̛͖̲̤͙͕̹̪̊̉̒̓̑̔͟͟͝ɔ̢͓̪͇̬̗̝͗͋̑̂̎͂͛́͘͠ǝ̭̮̦̠͛͐̓̔̓̌͠͞ͅd͓͖̥̱͚̦̺̄̀̌̾̃͋̈́̇͜͞͠ͅs̬̙͍͚̺̳͌͗̊̅̀͢͡ ǝ̷̨̺̳͖̞̤̰̪͍́̓̐̾͡͠q̴̧̖̝͓̞͇̤͔̒͋̈͗̃͠ ȯ͇̻̣̯̘͇̫͌̀̾͂̓ʇ̸̨̨̳̞͈̣͖͊̾͂̿̌́̃̕͡ ƃ̷̨̡̰̣̬̺̖̳͇̃̄̅͊̓̀͆̄ͅu̷͚̞̙͈̒̉̒̓̎́̊̊̂̋͢ᴉ̡̪̫̫̳͈̫̂͗̂͗̍́̐͠͡ͅʎ̸̝̗͍̙̩̳̦͓̼͒̒̆̒̽̏͊̿͋͜ɹ̴̥̟̙̪̰̦̒̌́̏̀͘ʇ̢̛̙͓̦̲̰͑́͑́̇͌͗̽̚ d̸̜̻̳̲̥̘̝͖͆͌̆̀̿̒̄͞͠͝o̻̭̮͍̊͒̔̅͗̓̂̋͜͞ʇ̭̺̯͕̝̰̤̙̌́̀̓́͆̄̂͟Ş̖̗̞̱̬̬̘̳͕̍̓̎̔̐͝
>>706352727
photon ;)
>>706360261
Иїggєя
706357276<<
test
>>706360018
ʸᵉˢ ｉｔ ｄｉｄ
[flip]blah blah blah blah[/flip]
706359469<< Testing
>>706355661
706355661<<
BAN ME YOU FAGGOTS
706359356<<
test
>>706356568
Nigger mods
>>706360358
Ɔᵘn†
GOD SOMEONE POST PICS OF MOOT'S MOTHER
>>706357777
>MFW
>>706360952
RIP
>>706360952
jesus look at that dildo neck
>>706361023
Beat you fegt
>>706361023
Rose is hot
>>706361023
Moot
HANDS FREE FAPPING
Implying<
>still waiting for a mod to appear
If dubs we raid moots, twitter with pic of his mom
>>706361457
oh yeah, after posting this I can't wait.>>706360952
>>706361544
OHHHHH SHITTTTT NIGGGA
dont ban m8
706357625<<
noobs
>>706355283
how ironic to hear that from a passcuck
>2016
kys
>>706361544
It has to be done
>>706361544
Kek
>>706357018
to ignore the newfaggot
>>706361544
>>706359505
Replying
>>706361544
if dubs we dont, check em
>>706361544
implying anyone here has any social media<
>>706361544
https://twitter.com/moot
GO GO GO
>>706362039
Nop
>>706362039
You suck
>>706361916
>your appeal was reviewed and denied
what a fucking retard did that
really deserved it
>>706352727
is dis a mod?
>>706351256
God i miss that faggot.
>>706358702<<
played like a jive turkey
>>706361607
o fuck no
>>706361544
oh shit
>>706362119
>no 2016 happy birthday post
he has already forgotten
>>706362162
Nope.
>>706356285
I pmsl! (Pee'd myself laughing) Caught me totally off guard. How do you 'like' or 'upvote' a comment on here?
where the fuck has this thread gone
>>706362137
>what a fucking retard did that
go to sleep bb
>>706362437
%upvote
# 706351212<<
It really isn't that hard
>>706362507
wait
snacks is a fem?
>>706362653
Newfag alert
>>706362356
>he has already forgotten
very few people celebrate abortions
>>706362653
wow dude
>>706362653
puddi puddi
>>706362653
please be bait
Implying<
>>706362653
>>706362907
Still can't orange text
>>706362907
Tfw not orange<
>>706362653
im just going to assume this is bait
heres your (you)
>>706362962
i crie evertiem<
>>706363016
Still can't figure it out
>tfw orange texts are not longer available
>>706362907
>Implying
[flip]>>706360406{/flip]
>>706354789
Nice try, moot
>>706352153
Awww shit, someone else can do the elusive backwards quote.
MO'NICA!
>>706355222
I once got banned for the same reason about six years ago. I wasn't in a pedo thread, unless one I had replied to got hijacked, but I woke up the next morning with a 3-day ban.
[flip]>>706360407[/flip]
>>706363261
wait, how is that not greentext?
>>706363361
Teach us based anon then erase your post as soon as you can so nobody else knows
[flip]706355222[/flip]
nice get
>>706361607
MODS BAN THIS NIGGER
>>706363261
wtf
the meme arrows are there but your text isnt green
what the fuck is this
>>706363468
because anon is that new
>>706363550
Reply to this post and I'll delete it in 4 minutes.
>>706363604
>being this new
>>706363631
Yes
>>706355283
>>706355348
why do you have a 4chan logo?
>>706362653
>>706363604
samefag
>>706363738
4chan cucks using a pass.
706352153
706353656 #
>woah<
>>706363095
neither can i
/*
Orange text on 4chan:
This line becomes orange.<
This line doesn’t.
*/
function doOrange(){
for(i=0;i<(pst=document.getElementsByTagName('blockquote')).length;i++){ // For every post
pst.innerHTML=pst.innerHTML
.replace(/(\<br\/?\>)/g,'$1\n')
.replace(/(.*?\<\;)(\<br\/?\>|$)/g,'<span style="color:orange;">$1</span>$2'); // Apply orange color to every line ending with "<"
}
}
window.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded',function(){ // Initialize script upon page load
new MutationObserver(doOrange) // Set up mutation observer to observe updates in the thread
.observe(document.getElementsByClassName('thread')[0], // Observing the thread, obviuously
{childList:true}); // And the posts and all that within it
doOrange(); // Make text orange not only upon updates but also upon page load.
});
# 706362391<< how do you backquote?
>>706363587
>MODS
do we even have mods anymore?
>>706363790
>samefag
Fo sho
