ITT God Tier Guitarists
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ITT
God Tier Guitarists
>>706337311
What are you, 12?
>>706337168
>God tier
>Guitarist
Pick neither of these things
>>706337168
>>706337311
Megadeth sucks dick
Tom Delonge > God Tier
>>706337501
Yes
>>706337898
and yes
>>706337168
>>706338058
yebuddy...know your enemy
>>706337168
>god teir guitarists
>posts a bassist
Fuck you all.
reminder that if you care more about a guitarists "sick playing" or riffs than the overall brilliance of songwriting and the appreciation of the whole song, then you should kill yourself.
>>706338505
ay i just posted him too
>>706338367
>sick playing
>brilliance of songwriting
Steve Vai is the best in both cases.
>>706338563
u know ur shit bro
>>706338611
Overrated
>>706337608
If you are serious, and you're a musician and want to improve, do yourself a favour and find a new guitarist to be inspired by or you just wont improve.
>>706337168
>>706337608
ya'll niggas falling for the bait.
>>706338666
fuk ye, dragon attack
>>706338671
classic statement. he's up there with the other guitar gods if you know ur players. he's "too" popular yes...but his improvisation, feel and songwriting ability can't be denied.
>>706338567
>instrumental >musicians playing album after album of meaningless background music for a guitarist to masturbate over.
>song writing
pick one.
>>706338631
Varg was a handsome dude
ITT NERDS WHO CARE WAY WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT A SINGLE INSTRUMENT.
>>706338851
Talentless nigger detected.
>>706338851
>tells everyone to kill themselves
>Doesn't share his opinion of a god-like guitarist, in fear of being shamed for it
End your life, pathetic nigger
>>706339019
U WOT M8?
That makes no sense. An instrumental song is not a song?
As a composer Vai is second to none. But you don't even know any of his songs. Listen to whispering a prayer, or lotus feet, then tell me if it's meaningless background noise.
>>706339198
>HEY GUIZE KANYE IS TALENTLESS BECAUSE HES NOT MAKING "REAL" MUSIC WITH YOU KNOW "REAL INSTRUMENTS" LIKE GUITARS.
fucking hang yourself you live at home long greasy haired scrawny white fuck
pic is what most of you "guitarists" look like, the kind of person who go's to your local guitar shop, drools over some PRS shiney plank of shit, then creates nothing of interest to anyone. then picks on the easy targets like kanye west.
good luck.
Faggots
>>706337168
Hell yeah!
>>706339839
guitar royalty in my books buddy
>>706339471
>lotus feet
>fucking horrible chords, midi drums and marshall tier guitar tones.
composer he is. a good composer he is not.
hes good at guitar, implying he can evoke any emotions beyond "wow what a sick riff" is laughable.
>wishy washy titles forced from a vague feeling from the songs... wew lad
>>706340080
>fucking horrible chords, midi drums and marshall tier guitar tones.
Ok, this is bait.
Fuck off.
Robin Trower.
Mississippi Fred McDowell.
John friscianni
>>706339960
Literally one of the grastest ever.
>>706340357
*greatest
>>706339667
>ay nigga check out my mix tape
>shits fire yo
>"made it from the bottom"
>"Im just tryna grind nigga"
>"smoke weed"
>"I kill niggas"
>rap
>music
kill yourself
>>706340357
I think i'll roll one and listen to floyd :) pce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oh7lct04Us
>>706340603
Ahhh, I wish I had weed.
Enjoy!
>>706340212
>the intro sounds like a terry pratchet movie opening if it was made from the 80's by disney.
its fucking garbage
this is what i fucking hate about most "guitarists" I'm a piano player myself, i play guitar too, but people who are really great at guitar are either fucking autistic or geniuses, you either masturbate over wanky guitar solo's without any actual artistic underlay, or have enough artistic understanding to tone back your guitar playing to craft an actual piece of music...y'know with meaning, and lyrics.
>>706337168
>>706340561
>monster trucks
> hey man like my unwashed pantera t-shirt
>long greasy fucking hair
>xbox
works both ways.
btw im white.
>>706340784
>piano player
>y'know with meaning, and lyrics.
>lyrics
>lyrics
>implying an instrumental has no meaning
>piano player
KYS.
>>706340930
that doesn't work at all at least come back with some good stereotypes you black dick sucking cuck
>>706339743
Fag
>>706337168
>>706339743
Who is this, euronymous?
>>706340971
there's a reason why most classical music is called "symphony No Xd in G".
>deriving meaning from masturbatory guitar solo after masturbatory guitar solo
.
>being anything other than fucking pretentious
can you explain the meaning of the song "midway creatures" and how this relates to the music?
don't worry kiddo, you'll grow out of it.
>>706338766
good
>>706341488
the one and only
>>706341251
>my mtv nigga knowledge is superior to your tongue in cheek example of how ridiculous you are.
nah im good, ill just go enjoy listening to some music whilst you sit there and think about how wrong the world is for not joining your anti-popular circle jerk.
look up - closed echo chamber. its you.
>>706337637
Good taste anon
>>706341614
You pianists are the worst kind of autists. I never found a pianist that I didn't want to punch in the cunt.
Explain "meaning". What is meaning in a song for you autiste?
>>706342124
simply why steve vai decided to call "8 minute guitar wank fest no 723489 on album no 17" - "Alien Water Kiss"
such a pile of fucking garbage.
>>706342086
i was going to post him. here's the video for CAFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ZrF7taMHA
>>706337311
Hello me
>>706341988
I tip my fedora back to you reddit, and holy christ nice projecting there pal next time calm down with that martyr complex you have, typical nigger/wigger
>>706337311
are you high on meth?
>>706342744
Here is the new Hotness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mst4a7ZEF28https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mst4a7ZEF28
>>706342423
Oh, so the title is the problem? Makes sense, because you're the typical literal autist who NEEDS lyrics in a song. I'm going to give you (again) an invaluable piece of advice: KYS.
Tony Iommi
>>706342881
they just played a show near me but i couldn't afford the motherfucking tickets. maybe next time.
>>706341435
>>706341686
Underated posts
>>706342809
you just fulfilled your own prophecy buddy.
"anyone who doesn't appreciate guitar GODS is a nigger"
don't worry, one day when you actually meet a black musician, you'll be surprised by their talent. but enjoy circle jerking to hairy men on youtube.
tips fedora.
>>706343164
Ive seen them once so far and am gonna see them again in december. Even did a meet and greet with them, Tosin was high as a fucking kite the whole time
You faggots forgot someone... ME!
>learned smoke on the water, master of puppets (except the solo), eruption, iron man, and stairway to heaven.
I'm pretty much just as good as any professional guitar player out there. And because I can play songs from their band and others, I would be the best. I can answer a few questions if you guys want to learn to get better.
>>706342942
>implying an instrumental has no meaning
I just want you to explain the meaning to his instrumental songs?
is that so hard?
you said instrumentals (I.E. Steve Vai's shitfests) have meaning.
>kys
awwww he's given up.
>>706343411
how can i get my face to look as smooth and feminine as yours?
>>706343502
They have meaning for me because they make me feel something, many things. Whispering a prayer is the only song ever that actually made me cry.
Music (and guitar) alone can do that, lyrics are not necessary.
Your autism level is high even for /b/, so I don't expect you to understand what I just said.
>>706337168
Greatest guitar player of all time.
>Pic related.
>>706343316
>tips fedora.
don't you mean Kangol?
>>706343316
what prophecy you fucking fool? You can't just say phrases whether you know the meaning or not and expect them to work, and keep making up shit I didnt say, Im calling YOU a nigger for your typical victim complex. Also here you go bud I think you will fit in better here https://www.reddit.com/r/cucking/
>>706337637
good in the studio, sloppy as hell live
>>706343553
Shave. I was actually a neckbeard earlier today lol.
>>706343979
This guy gets it
>>706344175
I do :)
>>706343831
this guy. acdc are the most overrated garbage on the planet.
>>706344456
go see them live, you might reconsider m8
>>706337168
He's a bassist you fucking moron.
>>706337392
But can you say he CANT play guitar?
Because he can
And well
Hes a shithead fucking idiot, doesnt mean he isnt good at guitar
>>706337168
Jason Becker
Before ALS of course
>>706337168
Is there some unwritten rule that I'm unaware of?
"If you start a God Tier Guitarist thread you must use a pic of Geddy Lee, playing his bass."
>>706338986
Yes.
Herman Li.
>>706338278
>bass guitar
Bass.
Guitar
Its a guitar.
>>706338367
But wouldnt a sick riff or solo signify great songwriting?
>>706341363
Underrated
>>706344781
When I was 12 I used to like him, then I realized that he really is nothing special. An OK guitarist, but nothing more. He's pretty sloppy live.
>>706338250
ONLY contender so far
Kurt Cobain, the best guitarist of all time.
>>706345040
Don't even bother. That fucking autiste doesn't get it. He ran away.
>>706343502
Why do you have to be shitting on guitars man?
Classical music had no lyrics and its complexity was the point
So dont come by with the
Im 14 and this is deep
Garbage of "deep" lyrics
Because that shits just gay
>>706345106
Marty friedman is better
Then he went to japan and never came back
The end
>>706343411
Underrated.
Dimebag
>>706345444
Yes, he is. But now he plays shitty Japanese pop or something.
>>706339667
By definition, don't we all "live at home?"
>>706345617
No he still plays metal
Its just, in japan and shit
Hes a tv icon over there, hes Mr.Metalman or something
its weird seeing him on thr cover of gameshows with a bunch of japanese girls then marty in the corner with his stillcurly hair, jacket, and guitar
>>706343316
Piano songs generally dont have any lyrics and are intrumentals
So
Why exactly are you shitting on GUITAR instrumental songs?
>>706339909
AYYYYYYYYYYY
The best of the best.
No dimebag??
What we likes.
Angus is a god
>>706346161
The actual best
mikael akerfeldt - opeth
uli
>>706337168
OP you're very consistent.
>>706344171
why did it take so long to get to eddie?
>>706339161
Yes. Devin Townsend is incredible.
>>706345040
If we are including bass guitars then dude from Primus ought to be onlist
>>706346735
>why did it take so long to get to eddie?
age bracket of the majority of people posting don't even know what Van Halen is
>>706346834
Les Claypool
>Guitar
>Getty in picture
> ???? He plays bass.
>>706339681
The One to rule them all.
>>706347073
Bass... what? Bass GUITAR? You don't say.
>>706347073
yea, bass guitar.
>>706347181
Yea but bass isn't a guitar.
It's different, though I appreciate the bass, I do not like it. Its sound is too low and you cant really make songs with it.
>>706346916
this thread needs moar claypool, amirite?
>>706347315
Your vagina is not a dick. But that's a different story.
>>706338332
Lololol le Hendrix is soo good and not overrated at all!
>>706346411
John Petrucci.. finally
seriously... prince not mentioned? fools, all of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
>>706347363
every thread needs more les claypool.
when ever I go to my local pub, I go to the jukebox/music-device and punch "Jerry was a race car driver" to play-next so everybody knows I'm there.
Jonny Greenwood is one crazy mother fucker.
Matt Bellamy
>>706347792
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>>706338611
He sold out his image but his guitar playing is still great. Listen to gnr, velvet revolver, or any of his new stuff and it's all just perfect fusion of rock and blues
Fucking Buckethead
>ctrl+f Andy McKee
>0 results
I am disappoint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfF4QLO-L_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzIhPp6T_s
>>706338067
this and Rafael Bittencourt
>>706337168
god tier yes
guitarist no...
1/2
>>706347315
>sound is too low
>cant really make songs with it
someone knows nothing about music
PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>706350143
Wow McKee lost some weight! He removed the neck from his beard...
>>706346666
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>>706338792
Funny u post this I just recently discovered the band and ive been a huge fan of cob
neil
>>706352845
listen to control denied his other band
classics anyone?
>>706345305
My man.
