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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>706322085
He's a menace.
>>706322188
Good pay, easy work. Could do worse.
>>706322885
Bro she's 2-d it's checked m8, no keks here.
カラミチーマス
forever here
>>706323003
Not true!
That right there is a nice image.
>>706323085
don't speak runes
>>706323062
How does a 2d own a house
Please die, all of you
>>706323627
We will. Everyone in the world will eventually
If you'd like to play Diplomacy with waifus go to
Playdiplomacy(dotcom)
Game number 121388
Password:/b/waifu
>>706323627
Eventually I will, as will you.
>>706323499
I'll convince you when I know you feel strongly about your 2-d pillow wife.
>>706323693
>>706323849
Yeah, but you should die sooner
>>706323849
ODOR
D
O
R
I had a dream
what is life?
>>706323849
May I mind asking what that game is about?
>>706324132
Sooner than what? The earth ending? Before the year 2100? I probably will die before you considering you sound like an edgy 13 year old
>>706324400
I'm 14 and a half, please delete this
>>706324034
What?
>>706324132
Well I'd say that's wrong because I am, on the whole a good person
>>706324271
Apparently its similar to Risk, but without the card system
>>706324198
What was your dream Alice?
>>706324715
I mean I love my waifu and all but you know I'll take a break from my pillow wife every now and then for some 3-d shit boi.
>>706324242
A bitch
>>706324170
can u smell it
>>706325086
You don't love her if you see other women.
>>706325086
3D is good for nothing other than sex
>>706324636
Made me kek
>>706325086
>can you smell it
Galil has been snail trailing
>>706326230
Since i have literally no other use for this pic, im gonna post it here
>>706325488
what in the hell.. my dreams and desires can be both fulfilled by a quick bj and some internet love boi.
>>706325532
Well you may be right there dear friend. Forgive me woody for the mess im about to make.
>>706326140
Afternoon yuuki!
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
>>706326458
How's it going? How was hangover 40k?
>>706326573
Forgot pic
>>706326330
>>706326421
DONT YOU DO IT
>>706326597
You can't deport me anyway, i live in england
>>706324775
Nothing very interesting. Have you dreamed today?
>>706326606
Ay don't make me do a gun too!
>>706326590
Sup :3
Arthur Kirkland/England claim. Have to go soon just wanted to pop in.
I'll be leaving now. See you guys later.
>>706326573
Unfortunately everyone bailed, so I just spent the day painting models. Hopefully someone will be available for 40k in 2 weeks
>>706327123
goodbye
>>706326894
It was odd, an endless maze of doorways that always led back to the entrance door. Like P.T. almost
>>706327037
How's it going?
>>706327204
Aw, that's lame. That was something that always intrigued/annoyed me about 40k, that you have to make the models and paint them yourself.
I need to post here more
>Go to take out the trash
>See a white SUV pull up
>I go inside and look out the eyehole
>Someone obviously from a church gets out
>Forced to talk to him because he saw me
If I wanted to go to church I would be at the fucking church wouldn't I?
>>706327458
Pretty decent as far as lazy sundays go i haven't eaten and 12 hours or so though so that's a small issue.
>>706324715
I uh, sadly don't know what that is either...
>Captcha was Sun Umbrellas.
How often do they add new ones?
>>706327772
Please no
>>706327920
This.
>>706327772
Same man
Akeno claim. Spanks here.
celebrating another year with you neckbeard faggots
>>706327920
>>706327992
>>706327458
I love it, assembling the models is a bit of a pain but I love painting them. I can see how it would be annoying to someone that just wants to play the game though.
Anyways, I need to drive back to campus now. Will probably be back on in about an hour or so.
>>706327811
Same, I'm gonna throw a frozen pizza in the oven and call it dinner
>>706328151
That and I don't want to spend the money on it when I hardly play tabletop games anyway. Drive safe!
>>706328124
Sup
>>706328122
grats, it's raining rn.
>>706327910
Diplomacy is a game about strategy, diplomacy and world conquering basically.You play as one of the seven superpowers of World War 1 in Spring of 1901.It has no elements of chance except for determining what power you start as, and it is your job to not only survive, but benefit from the war that will most likely ensue.
>>706327772
You do
>>706328048
You as well, I haven't talked to you before
>>706328303
not much studying hbu
>Best fox claimu
>>706327451
That sounds like a very unusual dream indeed. Mine was only noteworthy because I dreamed instead of having a nightmare.
>>706328590
>pets the fox
>>706328293
wow that's a great pic, and dope I recently had a ranch garlic sauce pizza w/ onion tomato and other veggies and chicken. #1
>mumei
>>706328631
Mine has like pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and some other meats. And yeah, there isn't much fanart of Yuuki, but the ones that exist are usually really good
>>706328475
oh hi gun how are you
>>706328590
hello ran
>>706328628
hello alice
>>706328628
Hi qt
>>706328898
Yeah a lot of my friends that watch anime don't like SAO or the second season for various reasons I don't understand. I like Yuuki a lot but I just finished episode 16 and I'm stoked they converted qt sniper into an archer.
>>706328510
Pffff not much rn prly gonna make some french toast in a minute.
>>706329531
Yeah, archer Sinon is great, her design is fantastic. I think Mother's Rosario as an arc is the best overall. The writing, animation, plot, all of it is just fantastic.
>>706328908
I'm good, just watching Men In Black 3, how're you man?How'd it go with that girl?
>>706330529
ODOR
D
O
R
>>706329531
sounds good i would rather do that than study
>>706330529
im ok and the girl thing is going ok im just texting her with cassual talk
Its stranger than fiction, how you've decayed
It must be, so lonely, lost within your ways
>>706330758
Nice, you'll get her man.
>>706330707
If I may ask what is the joke here?
>>706330437
Yeah I'm taking the series slow it's definitely an anime that I don't want to rush. How was your day?
>>706331055
Pretty good, got the rest of my manga in the mail, and I'm about to watch some League of Legends World Championships. You?
>>706331055
Galil has a rancid vagina
>>706329484
How is best fox doing tonight?
>>706331298
Forgot pic again
>>706331298
Nice! What Manga did you get dude? I was gonna go to a chicks house and watch league and shit but my friend that flaked all day finally came through so idk.
Yeah though I want to get some junji Ito ill just save and get some for christmas
>>706331361
And you can smell it?
>>706331405
I'm fine, playing don't starve
I'm about to go hunting
How are you?
>>706331405
I'm afraid you replied to the wrong person
>>706331638
It's called A Silent Voice, it's about a girl who can't hear and a bully at her school who goes too far with the bullying. It's really damn good.
>>706331749
I'm doing pretty good. Playing some Terraria right now. Looking through places to try and get some more Feral Claws.
>>706331963
No, no mistake was made :^)
>>706331749
>>706331405
>>706328908
you two certainly know how to hold a grudge you ever going to get over whatever minuscule thing I did or just plug your ears and jerk each other?
>>706331966
Seems like a deep read is it a series? Reminds me of a book I read in school about a special needs kid who left home and got mugged and degraded along his way.
>>706330758
Yeah I've been putting shit off though so maybe I should do that stuff instead.
YOU MONKEY SEE, YOU MONKEY DO
YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO
YOU'RE SUCH A PUPPET ON A STRING
YOU DON'T GET IT
>>706332193
I'm afraid that implying Galil is not the best fox is a mistake, its alright though, you just didn't know
>>706332251
Just ignore them man
>>706331966
Sounds sad tbh
>>706332282
Yeah. There are 7 volumes in total. The boy realizes his mistakes and is trying to make amends.
>>706332517
It's sad but sweet at the same time.
Gotta go, be back later
>>706332193
I should get Terraria
pretty sure my computer could run it
I'm leaving see yall later er sumthine.
>>706332517
No mistakes were made, Galil is clearly a cat :^)
>>706333094
I think a potato could run Terraria. It's pretty neat. Much more fun with a group
roll
It's because of you I'm broken
It's because of you I'm dead inside
I never asked to be here
It's because of you I'm godforsaken
I never wanted this
It's because of you I'm dead inside
Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me
What did I do wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
When it's said and done, will you remember me?
>>706332849
Goodbye
>>706332989
Very cute picture
>>706333313
Goodbye as well
>>706333383
THESE DIGITS ARE YOUR PUNISHMENT
>>706333486
Hello
Fuck the SAS looks so badass, wish I was a bong now
Tenryuu claimed
goodnight
>>706333595
What digits
>>706333871
Sleep well anon
>>706333881
Hello again
>>706333595
What up?
>>706333728
Is that the return of the salt?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Ohayou~
>>706334075
Temporary
>>706334149
Pasta Boi
>>706334149
>>706334237
Seasoning pasta, featuring TenTen.
There's too much salt.
>>706334253
Rory, Glad to see you.
There are a lot new faces.
>>706334237
Oh. Hows things been?
>>706334461
That there are.
>>706334461
>There are a lot new faces.
That is an understatement.
>>706334648
What's up anyway?
I just listened to Stocking talking to me about the new anons here.
>>706334713
Maybe there are just more identities behind the same face.
Reminder that Diplomacy needs more people
Play diplomacy(dotcom)
Search "Waifu wars"
Password:/b/waifu
>>706333728
>That mask
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>706334021
Those almost dubtrips you had
>>706334075
Just watching The Winter Soldier and making hot dogs, not much else
>>706334920
I doubt that, but I wouldn't be surprised either.
>>706335024
In the end, they just go and come. Don't know who's actually still here and who isn't.
>>706334461
It's never enough
>>706334648
It could be definetly worse.
>>706334980
Oh boy, if you'd know
>better?
>>706334021
Hello! I'm sorry if I missed a response from you
Anyone wanna wanna RP? I'll throw out some scenarios if you are up for it
>>706335299
Just lurk the thread for today. I'm sure they'll show their faces. Tho a looot of people did up and leave.
>>706335514
>>>/trash/
>>706335350
It needs more salt, doesn't appeal my tastes as how it is now.
>>706335514
>Triggered
>
>>706335570
Thing is that I'll need a full day free, and it'll be next week.
Though I think I'll be here more often from now on.
>>706335350
Yes, much better
>>706335514
Yeah I'll go first
*fucks ur but hard n sexylike*
>>706328303
Kawaii!!!
>>706334920
I just woke up and ate food. About to grind some MWO for the event running.
>>706334980
Cool, at least you're eating.
>>706335350
It could always be worse.
>>706335693
Cool, cool. Don't spend your only day off here on /waifu/ tho. Pop in and say hi, but don't waste your day here like I do.
>>706335693
Well, you know where you can get more salt
>>706336002
Tho my rum is doing wonders. And that tumor looking pizza i had yesterday...a wonderful thing.
Claiming the one and only
>>706336318
You're still alive?
>>706336002
Sounds usual. I'm pretty into WoWs lately.
>>706336075
That's right. I'll get drunk first and then spend all my day here.
>>706336205
Like in every supermarket?
But TenTen's salt top quality, Noire seal of approval.
>>706336490
Sounds like a comfy night if you ask me.
I fucking hate children so much
>>706336002
What does that mean?
>>706336479
>>706336205
>>706335350
>>706334237
>>706333728
Oh wow, didn't see you there. How you doin?
What made you come back?
>>706336479
What do you mean by that?
>>706336751
Galil!
>>706334021
Maybe we can build and murder together
>>706336587
It would be. Drinking and chilling on the deckchair. Must do it before it gets too cold.
>>706337022
New Ruby in thread?
Feel free to lurk around~
>>706336490
I know that my salt is top quality.
>>706336868
>How're you doing
It could be worse, just bored
>What made you come back
Feels and reasons. And boredom. But mainly alcohol.
>>706337022
Haven't seen you in a long time tho.
>>706334980
I didn't notice, I don't look at these things
>>706335430
I wouldn't worry toop much about it, If it was from me, chances are high it was a pointless comment
>>706336479
Hello
>>706337121
Maybe. I'm in a server right now so I would probably have to start over
>>706335514
I would but i can't rp
Claim
>>706337254
Everyone needs some.
And that's not the Ruby you're thinking of, he's coming back the 17th of October from boot camp.
>>706337167
I'm not a "new Ruby". I've been posting as Ruby for months, and before that as Kurumi / Ikaros.
I even posted all days this week.
>>706337254
You're confusing me for someone else. I think that Ruby switched or something.
>>706337337
Sup Alice~
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed.
>>706337167
Right on. I just want marijuana to be legal so I can smoke a joint on my patio without my neighbors raising hell. What real harm is there in smoking a joint on your patio? Hell, the weed even came from a LEGAL US DISPENSARY in Colorado. Well, whatever. What you drink usually?
I'm a cheap beer kinda guy myself.
>>706337254
I getcha, I getcha. Not like you wouldn't be welcomed back. Welcome back by the way. What you drinking on?
>>706335859
Damn straight boi Hell ye
>>706336205
Rum is good. Pizza is good. If I had money Id have more of both. Only got half pay last week due to the owner being in Bali for half a week.
>>706336751
It means that you have food. Food is good.
>>706336490
Its more that the event needs a kill most damage fromall classes of mech. And getting them for light mechs is annoying.
>>706337337
I'd have to get the game first
>>706337488
Oh, it's Noire
Best CPU and second best nep-girl
>>706333486
Hello, do you charge by the hour? How does this work
These kids are driving me insane
>>706337022
Ruby! How've you been man its been a little while since we've talked
>>706337980
Ah, foods pretty good yeah.
Hello Waifu!
>>706338273
hi shino
>>706337493
Well it's true that I haven't been posting that much since June. Though yeah I saw you with Ikaros long ago.
>>706337581
I'm not enough mentally strong to keep blazing occasional, so I'm stopping for quite some time.
Depends, could be wine, could be beer. But you'd probably find me with a mid-quality beer most of the times.
>>706337980
I see it's pretty shit then.
Good luck on your quest~
>>706338048
Only Yume degraded me to the third place...
Anyway, pleased to see you again.
>>706338273
Hay, Hay~
>>706337488
Is it already that late?
>>706337493
Bah
>>706337581
7 years old rum. It works.
>>706337980
Well, the tumoric pizza was hand made by me, it was pretty salty tbh
>>706338397
I likes me some wine. Mid-Quality? You mean stuff that is 10 bucks for a six pack?
>>706338412
I bet it does. I can't really do rum tho. I gotta stick to my Whiskey and Beer.
>>706338050
Im just in. Its generally free unless you want something a little extra.
>>706338397
I should get one that last match. I pretty much 2 shot an enemy assault.
>>706338412
I bet it was salty if you made it. Though salt is required for living. And what it looks like shouldnt mayter at all.
>>706338273
Hello NotMP5
>>706337493
Hello Ruby. Playing Terraria
>>706338048
This is true. Wait for it to go on sale, it happens fairly often
>>706337337
I believe we were talking about dreams weren't we?
>>706338387
Hello how are you?
>>706338397
Hi! I don't think we have met. how's your night going? you're so cutteee
>>706338714
Hi gali is best.
>>706334237
>Temporary
What a shame.
>>706338788
Tired
>>706338593
I have some whisky, but i mean, i'm open for new stuff.
>>706338702
But i eat enough salt for 5 persons/day.
I still wonder how i'm still alive.
>>706338802
Well, i have a lot of private shit to do until the ned of the year
>>706338156
It has! I've been busy these past weeks with exams but I'm finally free. Hopefully I'll be here more. Other than that, not much. You?
>>706338397
Oh, you did?
>finally someone who remembers me as Ikaros
What got you back into posting? Or you simply didn't have time?
>>706338412
Sorry, I guess. I do remember you though. It's been a while since I last saw you
>>706338748
How's that going so far?
>>706338788
qt
Going for some food, but I'll be back shortly. I'll try to reply after I'm back
Koumefag is lurking...
>>706338397
How is LA Noire doing?
>>706338748
For now, i'll play Driveclub
I need to put on some Eurobeat and get hektik skidz
>BTW I miss you in the Discord
>stellar claim
Never down a litter of whiskey in one night, it'll end up badly
>>706339227
I already did thta at least 7 times, you can't tell me what to do.
Only the breakfast the morning after is disgusting.
>>706338412
Yeah, I guess so. Time doesn't lie.
>Unless you forget to change the timezone after playing Kancolle
>>706338593
As usual, white wine because the taste of alcohol after a while sucks.
Only talking about bottles here, no tin can beers allowed.
Most likely it's 3-4 bucks for 3 bottles, and to make it worth it, it has to be a 9% strong lager...that's basically what I buy.
>>706338702
Good for you Rory~
>>706338788
Nope. I've been off the threads for quite some time, just seeing new anons hanging around.
My night is okay, I'm just wandering around house till I actually feel sleepy, you?
W-well, thanks~
>>706339045
Your telegram account is still with a pic of, and called Ikaros.
I just never felt like coming back here.
>>706339099
>Checked
I don't fucking know.
>>706339227
As if you were more wasted than me :^)
>>706339227
Meet me in outer space
We could spend a night
And watch the Earth come up
>>706338773
That is correct. My response wasn't really anything important. I wouldn't worry about it.
I can try to remember it if you like though
>>706339045
It's going.
>>706339099
I don't really do racing games. Is it fun?
>sorry :(
>>706339227
Spacebote
>>706339044
I was more adventurous when I was younger, now I just stick to what I like.
And I like cheap beer and good Whiskey.
>>706339227
Just drink a liter of water before you go to sleep.
>>706339437
>no tin can
BEERLITIST!
Nah but I feel that. I'm a broke mother fucker so I gotta buy the cheap stuff if I want to get drunk cause I can't get as drunk as I want to off three beers.
>>706339437
I... don't have a telegram...
>rip
Yeah, I feel you. I stopped posting around in may? Or so, then came back for some reason
>>706339503
What level of gear have you reached?
b r b
>>706339017
Get some sleep bby
>>706339045
Roodby!
>>706339437
We'll thanks for saying hi! I joined the thread around the end of june. So chances are we never met. Is it late where you live?
>>706339227
Another riveting night I take it, Boss?
hi
>>706339747
But i have better things to do than sleep
>>706339044
Of course.
I am quite busy myself.
>>706339437
Seems that went over your head, oh well
>>706339503
It's pretty fun
gotta slide around corners for style points
>>706339355
Fun times for sure
Everything is disgusting right now
I wish I could skip today
>>706339437
I mean, you seemed tired of my shit yesterday :^)
>>706339454
Sure, wanna meet up on a space debris?
>>706339503
Non-space acadien
>>706339581
I wish I did yesterday, the hangover is killing me
>>706339781
Mistakes were made, best operative
>>706338788
How're you Shiro?
>>706339045
I've been doing well, nothing has really happened.
Never knew you were a HERETIC
>>706339081
Cute!Cuuute!CUTE!
>Galil
