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I have 2 mini donuts and a shot of vodka, Trips decide

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I have 2 mini donuts and a shot of vodka, Trips decide
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>>706321817
Drink dunut eat vodka
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>>706321817
mash the donuts up and mix, with the vodka and drink it though a straw
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>>706321817
vodka in pooper, seal with donuts
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>>706322264
also wanted to write exactly this
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>>706322264
Roll
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>>706321817
pour the vodka down the drain, smash donuts with large books until they will fit in your cd-tray and attempt to mount them.
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>>706321817
mix
cook it
we wait
then you throw it out of the window
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>>706321817
put dick into donuts, throw vodka over nearest person
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Pour vodka in ear and put donuts in ass then eat
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>>706321817
stick your little dick in these donuts and eat them afterwards
drink the vodka (never waste alc)
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>>706321817
Call your mother. She misses you.
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Pour the vodka down the drain.

Throw the donuts away.
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Fuck the 2 doughnuts and pour vodka down dickhole.
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>>706321817
Only 1 shot? Why bother?
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>>706321817
Put the doughnuts in the vodka, let them soak for a day and then eat the doughnuts, drink the rest of the vodka
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Put the donut on ur penis
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>>706321817
Rub vodka on penor, then put both donuts on penor and begin to furiously masturbate, and after you cum, eat both donuts
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Flush the vodka down the toilet and eat the fucking donuts.
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>>706322548
roll
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>>706322942
This
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>>706322990
reroll
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Pour vodka on your eyes then rub it with donut while using another one to masterbate
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Stick your dick into one donut, cum onto the other donut and into the vodka, then eat the donut and drink the vodka.

Do it faggot.
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>>706321817
Put donuts up ass and give vodka to dog.
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>place donuts over eyes
>open eyes
>pour vodka into open eyes through donut holes
>pics or it didn't happen
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Use the vodka as lube. masturbate, then cum on both donuts and eat them
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>>706321817
Chop up and snort donuts then syringe the vodka in yo ass.
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Drink vodka through nose, donuts in pooper
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Pour vodka on dick and light on fire while slamming donuts up your asshole, faggot
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easy peasy make alcohol out of sugar in donuts make doughnuts out of alcohol in vodka become millionaire
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>>706323144
dubs decide?

re-rollins for c'mon you pussy, do it!
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>>706323144
W I N N E R
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>>706323144
1 off roll
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>>>706321817
Light vodka and heat donuts in flame. Then drink vodka and enjoy warm chocolate donuts.
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pee in vodka. poo on doughnuts. consume
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>>706323326
He said trips nigger
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>>706323443
so close
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>>706323443
One off
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nothing
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put the donuts in the liquor then bake on high for 2 hours, eat immediately after they come out the oven
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>>706323390
vodka isn't flamable. it's only about 80 proof.

reroll for >>706323144
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>>706323390
Roliing
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>>706323390
Roll for this
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soak donuts in vodka then insert into rectum
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>>706323443
reroll
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>>706323619
this
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noone got trips so lets say dubs to get the train going. Not putting in pooper
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>>706323390
>mfw "light vidka"
>mfw vodka won't ignite
>mfw you pour vodka in eyes through donuts
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Put the donuts around your dick and pour the vodka over the tip
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>>706321817
Pour vodka back in bottle, have a donut if you want but not both right now.
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Fuck each donut and put vodka up your ass, all whilst posting it to the thread
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>>706323144
Rull
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>>706322548
roling
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>>706323619
This
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>>706323443
Rolling for this
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drink the shot and put donats in asshole
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1. Place one donut into mouth
2. Pour vodka into mouth
3. Take a pic for proof
4. Eat it
5. Throw away other donut
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>>706321817
Shit through both donut holes into shot glass, take shot, put one donut on dick and smear the other onto windshield of nearest car.
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snort vodka...shove donuts in your ass
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drench donuts and sit on the donuts
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butt chugg the vodka and only swallow the donuts when both are fully in your mouth
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>>706322321
Rolling
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>>706322264
rolling for this
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dip your penis in the shot and put the donuts on the cock after. then eat
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You niggers want something metal?

>Slam vodka bottle on head
>Shove donuts in mouth
>Light yourself on fire
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cram donuts into ass, checkem
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>>706323799
Rerolling...so close
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Pour vodka on chest. Light on fire. Put fire out with donuts
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>>706323784
Rolling for this
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sit donut in vodka and post results
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Put everyhting inclduign glass into asshole
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>>706323772
rerolling for this
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>>706323326
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combine to make a paste. coat your balls in the paste and dont wash off for a day
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Put your dick trough both the donut holes pure vodka over dick
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>>706323955
Fuck dubs again
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>>706321817
put donuts on penis and pour vodka on it
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>>706321817
>mash donuts into open eyes
>shove vodka shot up ass, glass and all
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>>706324022
ohhhh. i like this one
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1.mix vodka with milk
2.put one donut over the mix, use force if needed
3.bite the other donut
4.drink the mix and throw the other donut and glass out of the window

>inb4 pics for proof
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>>706323784
Rolling
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>>706324043
>>706324077
we had the same idea!!!!
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What if it's water?
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Snort the vodka eat one donut and shove the 2nd one up your ass
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freeze vodka and eat it then dissolve doughnuts and drink them
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1 Fit the donuts into your asshole, one at a time.
2 Mash them together and put it in the glass.
3 Now you drink/eat it.
Take pics of each step.
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Vodka and donuts in blender.
Put in urethra
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>>706324007
reroll
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>>706324204
Rolling
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>>706323047
Rolling for this
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put vodka up pooper an clog with chogelate donat
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Snort Vodka make doughnuts necklace wear for 2 weeks.
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>>706323772
reroll
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>>706324191
vodka won't freeze idiot. at least not with a home freezer. rerolling for>>706324022
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>>706324022
reroll
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>>706324146
Reroll
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jerk off on the donuts and take a picture of jizzed donuts with penis in the glass as backdrop
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Smoke one donut in pipe. Drink vodka and eat other donut
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Eat paper
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>>706324022
this
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>>706321817
>Cum in donuts
>Douse in vodka
>Eat
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>>706322516
Rolling for this
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POUR VODKA IN EYES THROUGH DONUTS, GODDAMNIT!
>mfw i get dubs again
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This is OP. Not putting in pooper. Reducing to dubs.
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Put vodkad on you eye and ear then shove the donut in you ear with a pencil
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>>706324022
this
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drink vodka thru nose
put weiner in donat holes
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jerk off on donuts
put ballsack in vodka glass
take picture
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>>706321817
Punch the donuts and pour the vodka over your head
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put doughnuts in shoes. wear shoes till tomorrow night. drink vodka right before work
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>>706324456
roll
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>>706324432
EAT THEM LIKE THE DISGUSTING ANIMAL YOU ARE.
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>>706324380
do this
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>>706324456
do this
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Eat your own shit.

Then enjoy vodka and donuts.
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>>706324432
Pour vodka in eyes
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throw away vodka
jerk off on donats & eat
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mash it, mix it, cook it, eat half, throw other half through window
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>squash the fuck outta both donuts
>shove them up your poop chute
The whole damn thing
>do a handstand
If you're too much of a niggerfaggot then use a wall as a support, bitch
>chug vodka down pooper
>???
>profit
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>mfw i already got dubs

now pour the vodka in your eyes while wearing the donuts as glasses!
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>>706324456
roll
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>>706324323
Roll
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>>706324573
Reroll
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>>706324456
THIS
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make art with vodka and donut

like a big donut
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>Rip donuts in half.
>Dip in shot.
>Eat Donuts
>Drink any remainder in shot
>Takes pics during steps
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>>706324022
rollin once moer
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>>706324608
rolll
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>>706322264
this
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>>706321817
Stick your dick in the donuts and pour vodka down asshole
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Put it all in the garbage I guess.
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vodka in eyes
weiner thru the donut holes
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butt chug vodka, put dick in both donuts
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>>706324022
do this

dubs get
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>>706321817
Eat donuts, dump vodka down a sink, toilet, anything.
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>>706324202
reroll
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>eat doughnuts
>pour vodka down sink
Pics
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>>706324660
Rolling
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>>706324456
rollsss
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whatever you wanna do
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>>706324665
Roll
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Mix doughnuts in vodka and pour in eye
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Pour vodka on chest light on fire. Put fire out with donuts.
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kill yourself
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>>706324735
doubles
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>>706324745
Jinx
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>>706324799
Win
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>>706323784
This
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>>706324799
winrar.
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>>706324793
reroll
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soak donat in vodka, jerk off onto donat, aat fuck-butter covered donat.
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>>706324788
FUCK YOUUUUU
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>>706324799
DUBS
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Fuck the donuts while you dip your balls in the vodka.
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>>706324635
Reroll even tho OP won't deliver
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>>706321817
Eat the vodka and drink the donuts.
>chew vodka, don't chew the donuts
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>>706324788
Douche!
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>>706324456
Suck on my dubs
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Balance the vodka on one donut then put the other donut in vodka
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>>706324799
Dubs
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>>706324669
rerolling cause really close.
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>>706324799
winrar. OP delivver
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Someone say idubbbzzz?
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>>706321817
Dip one of the donuts into the vodka and then rub it around your nipple then eat it, save the 2nd donut for when you feel a little more hungry
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>>706324635
Roll for this
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>>706325028
This + deliver webm
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Drink, eat, and then regurgitate and save for later as a snack.
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Inject the vodka into your urethra. Shove donut in ears and nose holes
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>>706322516
Also rolling for this.
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>>706325076
reroll
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>>706325172
Reroll
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>>706321817
Snort vodka thru a straw and stick donuts up your ass
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>>706325137
This is a trips thread idiots
>>706324883
>>706324873
>>706325124
>>706325049
>>706324918
>>706324912
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>>706325255
So close, reroll.
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>>706325160
This but send a pic to your mother and write"we have your son"
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>>706325193
This.
Rolling for kek
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>>706325343
SHIT, rolling again for >>706325172
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>>706325261
Reroll
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put the donuts over your eyes and drink the vodka while making goofy noises

idk why just go for it
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>>706325295
here's your (you)
>>706324432
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>>706325028
roll
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>>706325401
ONE MORE TIME
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>>706324432
>>706325295
OP has reduced to dubs fag
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>>706324799
This
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>>706323144
reroll
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>>706325295
Op brought it down to dubs you fucking imbecile. Read through the whole thread before you post you fucking dumbass newfag
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Is he going to do anything?
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>>706322264
OP you better deliver you faggot
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>>706324788
First one to get dubs. Will crush to pieces, mix with voda and then drink. Good luck next time. Will deliver shortly
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>>706325193
This
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>>706321817
those arent mini donuts those are regular donuts you massive faggot. trips say go kill yourself
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>>706325588
Op deliver. We're waiting.
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>>706323443
roll
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>>706325588
Gay but you delivered
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>>706324957

this
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>>706325588
ಠ_ಠ
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>>706321817
mix the donuts with vodka and poop and drink in a toiler vase
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Pour vodka in butt, crush up doughnuts and snort
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>>706325869
shait
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>>706325927
svait
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>>706326010
farhait
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>>706326051
shit
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>>706326134
agan
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Put the doughnuts in a blender and mix them in with the vodka with a spoon.
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>>706325825
This is starting to mess with me
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Will reply just need to get the file size to 2mb
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>>706322516
Rolling
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mix and shove up you ass
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I always deliver
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>>706321817
Drink the Vodka first then enjoy the two chocolate donuts while you pack a bowl of some fine cancer curing herb.
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>>706326194
again
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Up in the pooper it goes. All of it.
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>>706326670
BOI
HE
BOUT
TO
DO
IT
POST A VID OF YOU DRINKING IT
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>>706326670
looks good OP.
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Put one donut around your dick and blend the donut and vodka together to make a drink. Pour it into a martini glass. Post pic
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>>706326671
Smoke of any kind causes lung cancer you fucking pot smoking fagoot
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OH SHIT
GET IN HERE
ITS HAPPENING
5reelthistiem
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>>706326720

this
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>>706326787
Re-roll
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This fam;
>>706326720 #
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>>706321817
Pour the vodka into your asshole and eat the donuts
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just, eat the donuts and drink the vodka.
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>>706326720
Just gonna keep rerollin'
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Fuck the doughnuts using vodka as lube
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>>706326787
this!
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>>706326720
This plus post video or pic
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>>706321817
put everything in ass
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>>706327222
Well shit
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>>706327222
Winrar!
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>>706327186
this
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>>706327336
First trips!>>706327327
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Anyone know a good video hosting service? Got proof
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>>706327461
youtube works, or just make a gif
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Stop rolling you fags, OP's already delivering
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>>706327461
How about this thread kek
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Make a smoothie then snort it
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Eat the donuts and pour vodka on your open eyes.
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>>706327566
Such an hero, it brings tears to eye...
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>>706327795
Newfags don't get it kek
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Pour vodka in ass
Put donuts on dick
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File is 71mb big. Gonna uload to youtube stay tuned
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let the donuts soak in vodka, let them absorb it good, then push donuts up asshole and hold it up while doing 100 sit-ups
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>>706326670
did OP bitch out?
IT'S NOT DELIVERING IF YOU DON'T END WITH A CONCLUSION
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Put dick through doughnut. Dip dick with doughnut into vodka.
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50%
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>>706328137
Post link
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>>706328137
>>706328484
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>>706323955
roll
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>>706327222
WINRAR!
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>>706327222
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>>706326670
This is OP. As i said i always deliver. Heres the Link.

https://youtu.be/9dTZeNKNeUs
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>>706328137
Better post the link nigga
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>>706328734
>>706328691
>>706325588
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>>706328821
congratz
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>>706328821
For once op is not a Complete faggot.
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>>706328821
You are A okay op
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>>706328821
where is the pic? Donut around dick
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>>706329508

Will play a game and then all of you will have another chance. OP will deliver. Stay tuned.
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>>706328821
Link is here. Stay tuned. OP will deliver in like 30 minutes.
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>>706329508
That didnt win faggot. Winrar was a while ago, of you didnt have your head up your ass you would see that you falala homosex
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>>706330094
Fuck you. Do whatever you want was first dubs. Reroll from before does not count. Gonna play now and get drunk.
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>mfw
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>>706330334
Thats what im telling the other fag who wanted the donut round the dick you nigger
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>>706323047
rolling for dis
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Kill urself
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>>706322264
This
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>>706321817
put the donuts in your ass and make a small cut to your dick and pour the vodka on the cut.
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>>706321817
Drink the vodka, eat the doughnuts, and go fuck yourself.
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pour vodka down dick hole and fuck the doughnuts
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Eat the donuts and drink the shot
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