So 4chan is shutting down by the end of the month. How do you guys plan to kill yourselves?
Do a backflip
No it isn't
Looks like it pals
>>706320761
Yep it's really happening
>>706320481
>>706320761
You're either legally retarded or a fucking newfag if you think that will convince anyone who is also not legally retarded.
>>706319792
Thank god. I've been here since 06 and can recognize that it's a huge waist of time. I just have an addictive personality and can't leave...
Can't stop smoking Crack either.
Not like there isn't a hundred other chan clones to migrade to.
>>706322054
>>706319792
Shit, they should just allow ads. Think of the money 4chan and you could make if there was some kind of revenue sharing where an ad appeared on every post you made
>>706322054
>>706322523
>>706322503
Not every website wants to be associated with place that has horse dicks and cartoon children being fucked posted every day anon.
>>706319792
I'll shoot myself, then my epitaph can read "at least he got the guy who shot him".
>>706320761
Winter is approaching lads... And it isn't looking good.
Why do I have the feeling that stupid chink that moot hired to replace him has something to do with this?
>>706323123
.
they should limit the amount of posts you can make a day to like 30 or some shit per ip and then make u pay to Post more. id pay
>>706322503
We've had ads for years. It hasn't worked.
gook mook will save us lads
Its because of Hillary Clinton.
>>706324503
Hillary cliton
>>706319792
It's not gonna shut down you fucking spoon
>>706324701
>you fucking spoon
>>706322158
>waist of time
It shows ya pleb
>>706323886
Also, it'd stop the shitty spam threads
>>706324943
you
fucking
SPOON
>>706324701
Martin shkreli will save us
>>706325468
Maybe he'll buy it
>>706325812
.. and then we'd only have to pay some ten bucks per post, and 20 if a photo is added. 50 to start a thread, of course.
entering the board for lurking, will only be one buck per daily visit though.
I would buy the site. My family are millionaires my grandpa had lots of money.
>>706326667
DO EEEEEEET FAGGOT
>>706321948
Consider this...
Why has file sizes allowed been halved?
>>706326841
not halved, man. Just, scaled a bit.
>>706323886
This would stop kids from posting.
>>706326841
well they were 2mb originally, but yeah even moot bitched about not being able to keep 4 chan afloat. he prolly sold it because he was tired of losing money.
>>706326785
Would they even let me buy it? Thats if i can even get the money from my family.
>>706323284
I pmsl! (Pee'd myself laughing) Caught me totally off guard. How do you 'like' or 'upvote' a comment on here?
>>706319792
I mean, there's other places to look for porn...
Will this Hell finally be over?
>>706327247
idunno brah, write gook mook hiroshimoot and ask him, maybe he'd be glad to fork it over for a good sum.
>>706327644
I doubt it. If I had a dime for all the times this place has been declared terminal, I'd be able to buy it myself.
>>706322177
Which one is worth using instead of 4chan though?
>>706323420
We could start a go fund me page or a kickstarter.
>>706319792
>4chan is shutting down by the end of the month
Fook yew!
>>706328296
eight
4chan
(2003-2016)
you will be missed
>>706323379
Mook failed us
Like we knew he would
>>706328914
Lmao with what money?
>Neckbeard funds
>6 dollars, 400 goodboypoints and a cumsock
turn off dubs again, problem solved
>>706319792
>>706328914
gook should set up a donation drive like Jimmy of Wikipedia. A big picture of that jap just staring you down, with a countdown of the total amount and ability to paypal $1 or more.
Also, start a patreon.
>>706329674
i adblocked that shit on wikipedia, faggot
>>706329481
>turn off dubs again
what in the shit would that help? Wanna reintroduce word filters again, also?
roody-poo candy-ass
>>706320761
You're a dumb cunt.
>>706330016
>roody-poo candy-ass
Don't know why but i got an honest KEK out of that one.
>>706330016
fuck you faggot it would drop post numbers
>>706330228
fuck off newfag
>>706330317
no
If this place does shut down; it's been an honour serving with you gentlemen.
>>706330228
we aim to please newfriend
>>706330277
no fuck you faggot it wouldn't do shit all for fucks sake, Eugene, we've talked about this.
>>706327318
>>706330277
>mfw you got dubs
Who gives a shit. One less cancer will be on the internet
>>706319792
>by the end of the month
Worst birthday ever
>>706330572
better to burn out, than to fade away.
>>706330706
"and nothing of value was lost`"
>>706330572
you too /b/ro
Post my address
>>706330799
Rise up, gather round, rock this place to the ground
I'll miss the fluffy threads most of all.
>>706331111
eightchin knows now
>>706319792
>>706320481
>>706321397
>>706322054
>>706322502
>>706323123
>>706323420
>>706294
>-Halve the traffic cost
>limit uploading image sizes
>use slower servers.
>close some boards
its simple, delete all the porn boards
we have plenty of porn on the internet already, we dont need it on 4chan
>>706331666
or just get rid of /b/ since it creates more traffic than all the rest of the boards combined.
>>706331666
i need /d/
>>706331852
All the other boards are shit. Delete pol.
>>706331666
>666
That will get rid of all the BBC and traps threads..... I'm liking your idea anon.
>>706329345
Fire a bunch of janitors. There, more money
>>706331927
well in all fairness /b/ is total garbage too. plus it has no real purpose
>>706331936
but those threads are only on /b/
>>706331666
This, we already have every type of fucking porn on /b/ already, just add the sound webms from /gif/ and you can do away with every single porn board on the site, and nothing of value will be lost.
>>706331852
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
/b/ will not go gentle into that good night.
>>706332030
Janitors don't get paid you fucking absolute walnut
>>706331666
This. Traffic will be cut 60% easy if porn is banned
>>706319792
Go to an american public school.
>>706332258
You're telling me people do that on their free time? Fuck that..
Oh well guess they can stay then. Now let's ban porn and save 4chinz
>>706332202
>>706332304
well fuck that's the only worthwhile thing left here.
Create a shell company that seems legit and do Patreon.
>>706332125
Hey! We do important work here
hold me
>>706324701
SPOON!
https://ageofshitlords.com/4chan-will-probably-shut-soon-folks/
incase you guys want to read up on the situation
Here's an idea
>print money
>scan it into moots bank account
>kill moot
>fund the Chan forever
>>706332750
yeah circle jerks are really important.
>>706332576
What adult whacks it to images? They don't so might as well ban porn
>>706332841
I'll dump my collection so others may profit.
Fucking jap chink
>>706332841
>>706332457
Not only do they do that on their free time, they also have set schedules for when they troll their respective boards while keeping in touch via irc and shit. Like a fucking job.
Im a newfag lol
>>>/qa/706331
>>706332934
apparently alot or else we wouldn't have fuckton of threads here, besides what's going to take the porns place?
>>706332902
Got sauce image? This reminds me of the Sh0e0nHead nudes, which turned out to be fake.
>>706319792
I don't know about you, but I for one am sick and tired of hate speech that only serves to marginalize oppressed cultures.
>>706333103
>>706326338
ha ha ha ha no
>>706333312
>>706333204
nah i dont have the source sorry, just look up boxxy bubble porn and try there might be a before and after picture
half my images are too big..
>>706322158
Where's the like button on this site? Same here bro, it really ain't what it used to be.
>>706322503
You are bad and you should feel bad.
>>706333549
>>706333312
>>706333103
>>706332556
Well this is depressing, I already fucking have all of these. Plus some others that I can't fucking post anymore.
>>706333745
Same, and this is the only one I haven't seen yet and isn't in my folder. thanks.
Maybe we should start a new chan with invite only. Return to what 4chan used to be.
>>706327959
Spooky is right. The ride never ends.
>>706332627
why bother with a shell company? cant 4chan just have a patreon?
or we could do that thing wikipedia did a while back and just have an open donation for the site to keep it running
>>706319792
By becoming a feminist
Prob go shit post on reddit
>>706320761
What exactly changed? Did the cost of something change? Did the prices of servers go up or something? Why can't we just keep doing what we used to?
>>706331157
amen
>>706320761
option 1 and 4 seem the best
>>706330016
>Reintroduce word filters
Nigger they never left.
>>706334290
New admin is a huge cum-guzzling retard. Proof me wrong
I feel marginalized, where's the puss
>>706334113
Open donation should be a thing, but we already have 4chan pass, but the Patreon idea MIGHT work. I doubt it though. Patreon is made so that single people, or small organizations can fund themselves. Like small youtubers who don't get enough from ad revenue, or feminists cunts who get too much from ad revenue. I don't know if it would work for a website, like 4chan.
>>706327644
this man is italian
>>706319792
They would never do us a favor like that. You know how many people have been trying to leave here for years?
>>706330572
If /b/ gets shut down we need to go out with a bang. Perhaps an event rivaling the independence day invasion? Whatever it is it needs to be loud and say "We're not gone, we're just somewhere else now".
>>706334412
No I mean price wise. Even if admin is a fuckup he could just keep the same revenue model that moot had.
>>706334411
The fact you just said nigger means you're retarded
>>706320761
>Ads don't work well
Not when they're advertising the fucking J-list they dont
does anyone know some good sites to relocate to?
>>706334623
There's no place like DesuDesu, every other site is full of shitty cultural sheeps though
Sad. Jpg
>>706334778
Moot always said that 4chan actually doesn't make enough money to maintain itself. Nothing's changed. New guy just doesn't have the same passion or some shit I guess I dunno.
>>706333745
head to 8 chan. the image size limit is much larger.
>>706331111
quads have spoken
>>706334832
what other legit company would want to be associated with 4 chan?
>>706335062
i know that
>>448295839
Don't you love replying to random posts?
>>706335182
You OK?
Where will you guys head to if this place dies?
>>706335145
Honestly, i wish another exodus would send people there. The times that it was active and not completely overrun with political bullshit were amazing. Reminded me of when i first started visiting imageboards.
>>706335330
Programming forums
What if /mlp/ is one of the boards to go? They'll surely team up with the furries and migrate here, /b/ will look like fucking Sweden by the end of the month!
>>706335330
every social media website to troll normies.
>>706332996
HEY, THAT'S UNCALLED FOR YOU STUPID RACIST FUCK. Chinese are chinks. Japs are slopes. Get it strait, fuckmeat.
apology for bad english
when were you when 4chan dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr rings
‘4chan is kill’
'no’
>>706335330
Meatspace. This site is one of the last attachments i have to my old neckbeard self. The ride never ends.
if 4chan goes done, we should all go to reddit. That's a newish site I found last week; it's actually really neat.
>>706335132
Pegida?
OP, I'll go back on the deep, cc
>>706334791
The fact that you just said the fact you just said nigger means youre retarded means youre retarded.
>>706334411
dude wat
>>706335465
>>706322158
The oil crack has been dank. Love smoking heroin too?
>>706327318
>how to upvote
>check the box next to the post
>hold down the canooter key, and tri-force key simultaneously and press up on your d-pad
>Skip your cuck ass on over to facebook with this faggotry
>>706335979
After reading this I became one
>>706334696
we could all fart in unison
>>706336118
Thats how important commas/quotations are.
Gentlemen, It has been a privilege shitposting with you tonight.
>>706327318
>Seconding
>Topkek
>Wasting laughing matter on a newfag appropriated by cultural norms
>>706335062
8chån is a fucking mess
>>706335465
>implyng mlp is in any way relevant these days
Nah, they should totally do it. We'll be ok.
>>706336341
Privilege???
>Checked
>bang
>>706334607
American pickerfag
Been here since '94, sad to see this site go
I remember when it was it only moots mum spamming cooking recipes and the image size limit was 2tb.
Fucking best days of my life
They should just close the unpopular boards and lower image sizes
>>706336642
What
>>706335720
>Meatspace
the old word for the enigmatic, exotic and frightening world of IRL.
you must be a genuine oldfag, anon.
I salute you.
>>706336677
>>706336737
He did well
>>706335659
>Japs are slopes
that shit is older than me brah, japs are nips.
>>706335745
I'd rather go out literally clubbing
maybe mass suicide can save 4chan, - all oldfags try it
>>706331927
Hahaha no. This board needs to go.
Close the porn boards and /mlp/. They'll almost definitely move to /b/, but we're already used to that cancer. Maybe the pony porn will scare off newfags.
>>706337081
He's being satirical and sarcastic
>>706336696
he's an oldfag, Jimmy. That's what he's saying.
.. I've been on here since sometime in 1988, so I know how he feels.
>>706336677
it would actually be nice to look down at the bottom of the page and see 10 great boards instead of 60 dead ones. all those small topics would navigate back to /b/ and make it a better place with more diverse conversation
>>706332178
>meanwhile in /tv/
>>706337127
Desudesudesu
>>706337259
so am I
>>706337259
how do you know?
>>706337264
"Here"?
>>706337259
nu-uuh
>>706322158
Try pulling a plastic bag over your face. Just as satisfying.
>>706331666
Satan speaks and he is righteous.
>>706337283
we don't like diversity round these here parts, you fucking yankee jew coon loving scumbag communist libtard feminist faggot
>>706337490
so there
>>706337425
yes, here.
right
here
.. what part of the word "here", is evading your understanding, anon?
>>706337576
reported your comment.
There's no need to act like a retard to other people.
>>706337592
I totally didn't write that
>>706337698
Maybe the "e"
>>706336737
Im not an originalfag, and when i started, I was underageb&, but ive been here for WAY too fucking long.
This place, and imageboards in general, become a curse.
>>706337723
faaaaggggoottt
>>706337723
>act like a retard
reported for ableism
check your privilege shitlord
>>706337576
u fucking poltard lmao gtfo this is hiroshima2.0 and /b/ is your fucking tokyo bitch you are fucking dead kiddo
>>706336926
Nip is short for Nippon. That's Japanese for Japan. Not exactly an insult. Lurk moar, gnufig.
>>706337751
ya-huh
>>706337761
oh, right.
I don't quite understand "e" either, so I can't help you there.
consult your physician and/or priest.
>>706337825
A curse of being a real fucking human that is
>>706319792
By grabbing my popcorn and a lawn chair, because this sounds like it's a thread I wanna stick around to see.
>>706330016
IDs would be an idea though
>>706337867
go back to tumblr, whore
This is long overdue. See all you faggots on Reddit.
>>706324701
>you fucking spoon
Literally lol'd.
>>706338006
No priests here,
Help yourself dark Lord
>>706337825
they become a curse, yes, but then... they become second nature, trivia and everyday routine.
this is who we are, anon. At least part of what we are. /b/tards.
if this place dies, it's legacy will eternal on the world wide web.
our legacy.
.. and OP will forever be a faggot.
>>706336642
Tell us more O ancient Wizard of Old!
>>706338063
no fuck you """heaven""" it is a stuping fucking idea anhd didnt even work stor trying to remove anonymoty from this website and go back to R E D DD I T
and take the cuck mods who wordfilter everything to try and censor words
>>706319792
I'll go back to eight chan.
>>706338220
nu-uuh
>>706321948
my brother was illegally retarded.
>>706335679
kek
>>706338243
I feel you
>>706337919
I know that, piebrain.
find a Japanese person, and adress them as "nip", see how that fares you goknick gnørfh.
>>706338220
you're a faggot if you're even considering leddit
btw it's not getting shut down you newfags
stop believing everything you read on here
"man, I hate this place"
>>706323305
top drawer friend, top drawer
>>706338221
Best insult tbh
>>706338063
no
fuck you no way
is that you, IDheaven?
fuck the shit right off
>>706338493
You're a nigger
>>706338093
>>706338463
>"piebrain"
fagg
It's for the best. I've been here since 2003. You guys have caused the rape, murder suicide, and child molestation of thousands of people.
Then you failed Moot.
Ironically your hero Hirohito (LOL AND TRUMP) failed YOU.
This is *delightful*
its happening lads
>>706338750
Quality bait
>>706338562
not just a nog he's a fuckin spoonfag
>>706338224
fuck that and fuck the "e" imma go make me a sandwich
>>706335062
this >>706336509
they should change their layout
>>706338845
Aww, come back little fellow
wow I remember when you faggots were saying the same thing this time last year.
>>706329467
ssshhh
>>706338680
>fagg
queer
>>706338289
>>706338539
samefagging and people trying to call out people for it is so fucking cancerous, stupid and useless
Other boards can live with IDs, why can't /b do it?
>>706329467
people there are fucking cunts, they're nice and their /b/ is not fucking active
>>706338243
Those of us who have been around for a good while have traits that are great to have as second nature, but lets be honest, this shit? Most of the retards on this site who are newer are absolute trash. They dont know about snowden, or marblecakealsothegame, or anything else that makes us aware of whats actually going on. My experience with all of this feels more like a gestation period than anything to be proud of, and I just hope those who still manage to hold true to this boards original spirit manage to carry that over to the real world. It feels more like normie culture has perverted and destroyed everything any of us originally held value for, and instead chose to perpetuate stupid bullshit like bananas and cuck porn.
I know its melodramatic, but fuck this populace. I remember having creative fun on this site.
can someone give me a (You) in this thread?
When this fuck fest gets deleted we will just spill elsewhere into the cracks
>>706339110
no u
>>706339215
no.
>>706339215
only if you send me a pepe
>>706339215
Go back butters
>>706338669
shut up, Eugene.
shut up.
I've been here since I was 11 years old (19 now) and this site is not getting shut down anytime soon. Don't believe OP's bait.
>>706338463
Fjørd ewe, English! You are the one who is the ball licker.
>>706320761
Dont worry are boy Martin Shkreli will save us
This will end up like twinkies did, the product will disappear with a swell of demand which will be picked up by someone looking to supply. Do you really think the name "4chan" will fade so easily? Someone will take up the domain. Probably a rich anon who's first act will be to shit up the site and ban what he doesn't like. After that it should go back to normal.
Or hiroshim00t could be a good owner and beg us for money. I'd throw in 5 bucks.
>>706332214
Wrong board /lit/fag
>Sincerely, Dylan Thomas
>>706338834
he's right you know
>>706319792
>>706319792
I'm celebrate by having Vladimir Putin lick Gentleman's Relish of the anus of my best prostitute.
>>706339401
I'm sorry anon, I'm sorry
>>706338975
I'm right here, man. Just gotta eat.
>>706329467
yeup
>>706339153
When the shit storm hits you best believe it will become active again.
>>706339129
>wut is time reference
fuck off
>>706339491
You murdered someone?
>>706339297
>>706339622
Bon appetit my dude
>>706320761
What if they made it so you had to pay $2-5/month to post mandatory? It would weed out the faggots and probably do better than the shitty passes nobody wants.
>>706339736
WHO ON /b/ HASN'T!? WE SHOULD LITERALLY ALL BE GASSED, OUR BODIES BURNED!
>>706339129
>why can't /b do it
/b/ used to have IDs. The experiment was a failure as daily "roll for best ID" threads became popular..
>>706339928
I'm not a Jew though
>>706339284
>>706339364
thank you
>>706334290
Moot never made money on 4chan. It's always been a shit filled sinking ship full of the rats too fat and autistic to jump off. Don't worry, I know what I just called myself.
For whatever reason Moot was able to keep it afloat, but now they've added Webm support all this horseshit.
This is what we will see:
1) the servers WILL get shittier. Max upload size will shrink, load times will be slightly longer etc.
2) boards will be cut. 4chan needs to drop traffic, so they will drop offerings. The exact opposite of what most sites want to do, but 4chan isn't most sites, it is far shittier.
Now we MIGHT see some sort of cock gobbling shilling horseshit like Wikipedia asking for donations and begging for shekels. Unlike Wikipedia though nothing in this site has any value.
>>706338983
I do believe it was the subject of one thread on r9k last year when the Umpqua shooting had just happened.
>>706339912
Think about it. Most services like Sony and Xbocks and other shitheads make you pay to use the service. Why not 4chan charge $2/month or $24 bucks a year per person. That should be enough to solve the problem. And if you can't afford $24 a year, then you need a job or to fuck off anyways.
>>706339966
isn't it the same as get threads now?
>>706340053
Tldr
>>706339846
thnx fam
Ive been collecting pepes since they decided it was a white supremacist thing lol.
Or moot is tryna make a quick cash grab
Duck and cover
>>706339208
you know what I have to say now, right?
.. 4chan was never good.
but it's a place that is almost free, and totally anonymous. That, in and of itself, is rare these days. I remember the early internet back in day, early 90's and shit, and the yeehaw Klondike wild frontier shit we had there, but today most social media "SoMe", denies you anonymity and censors everything.
this here, is still a place for people to went, to be assholes, to just be weird or to cry if they must.
and because of that, it still has merit. Maybe even value, in it's own perverted right.
fuck me with a rake btw
Cracky is my queen.
>>706339448
>pee pee the frog
>>706320002
Barrel Roll fagget
>>706340211
New collector? Amazing, you need to work hard to receive a master pass
How many times this place as to die
>>706340307
>moot
>4chan
>2016
>quick cash
pffff
>>706339215
>>706340211
I've got about a thousand if you want them.
>>706339217
true
4chan is the containment board of the internet
>>706339261
>>706340515
Feel free to dump then. Hell, make a whole thread and link me to it. Id love that.
>>706319792
4chan is a basket of deplorables. Thank Hillary for destroying the alt right. I hope other similar sites get put down.
>>706340581
Somehow wrong, can't explain perfectly why though
>>706324701
>spoon
>>706336341
https://youtu.be/Y2y22gPD6Jk
You too anon.
>>706339429
jeg gider ikke snakke engelsk til dig, din lille bøsserøv, kør det her lort gennem en oversætter og se hvad du når frem til.
>>706340647
>high five!
>>706335659
Southeast Asians are gooks, Koreans are zipper heads,
>>706340022
quite a Jewish thing to say there, Schlomo.
