Which of you losers wants $1,000,000
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Which of you losers wants $1,000,000
>>706319461
What is inspect element?
I'll take it
>>70631964
thats why I used safari, not chrome, idiot
me please
$1000000 would sure be nice
>>706319461
Wouldn't mind a couple hundred tbh.
Yes please, paypal: [email protected]
Do me a favour and just fuck off or give me the mil.
Me!!!
We all want it
>>706319461
If you're serious I could really use the money. I am without a job and struggling
me
>>706319461
I want this so fucking bad, finally can invest this shit and leave my horrible job
[email protected]
im australian i deserve money
>>706319461
not me pls
>>706319461
deliver and ill cut my dick off on stream
>>706319461
I'll take 500$, that would be great. I'm very poor
i really need a small loan of a $1,000,000
>>706319461
how does one obtain the million?
No more than 400k, can't take anymore!
>>706319461
Nice inspect element faggot bitch. Sage
>>706319461
Give it to me nicely
1 million please
1k would be enough, I'm student struggling to find a job
>>706319461
[email protected]
Thanks, need to pay some bills
I still want my 30$ from my quints last night that OP didn't fucking deliver
what happened when two jews pulled a coin in desperation for money? they invented the copper wire
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKDBGUIFGHNJHUAKGGONJHGKHnjgkfhnjmfgnkrlnjlnkfhnmhgtm
may i have one usd?
i'm pretty sure he does
I only need $3000
beggar pussies, only losers need that small change.
yes please
[email protected]
I'm a loser ... Inwant $1,000,000
[email protected] if this is legit I don't want a mil I'll take whatever you wanna give me, some money for college would be useful
>>706319461
if you do not give it to me your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>706319712
>>706320137
>what is Microsoft paint
>>706319461
well op i'd like to ... because i live in brazil and things here are really fuck up i'm a looser that's only good at playing games and my family hates me ... if i had that money i'd invest on me and my computer and maybe leave brazil to us or other place in a way to find a job
can I have like 300
[email protected]
OY VEY, YOU OWE ME $1,000,000 IN HOLOCAUST REPARATIONS YOU STUPID WHITE GOY
Pay my car payment, its 20k
>>706320202
gave me a good zozzle
>>706319461
Your suggesting you will give up 5% of your current account? Is this an inheritance or what?
>>706319461
Fuck off shkreli
>>706319461
i hate niggers
>>706320095
[email protected] for my paypal name, could use money till I get back into work since I got fired recently.
[email protected]
Please, i need money to make my dream come true
>>706320202
it costs too much for you boy
gimme like 3.50
$100 would be enough. I just want a new bike after my old one was stolen.
[email protected]
I'll take Inspect Element for $1000 please.
He's a fucking phony you fucking newfags. Sage this shit.
Plz fucker , give me $ 1,000,000
Nah I want all of the money OP
>>706320366
Just kill the nigger that stole it and take it back.
>>706319461
Sure bro
>>706320366
Probably was a nigger.
I could use 10k student loans set me back 280k
[email protected]
Ill take about tree fiddy
[email protected]
think of me as an investment, I'll give you profits later, I just need the startup, and if you are feeling kind......
Hell I'll take a few thousand if you're serious. Or whatever you want to give me. I'm a poor American college student, I could really use some money badly
[email protected]
>>706320354
Geht outta 'ere you gawddam Loch Ness monster! Ain't nobody got anyting for your 4 -story tall ass.
I could use me some tree fiddy... thousands. Just had kid, crap job
Only betas beg for money
Can I get $1 please? That's all I want.
do it faggot
[email protected]
[email protected]
think of me as an investment, I'll give you profits later, I just need the startup, and if you are feeling kind.....
>>706319461
Thay could get me through med school to become a doctor, pay off family debt and live a fantastic life.
>>706320500
>>706320475
I live in the UK so it was probably some sandnigger
Roll for a mill
Put the chromosome in the bag
i would buy a airsift replica with this money lol
give the mill to me and I promise I ll have fun with it . [email protected]
Me pls.
I need £500 for heroin and crack
I need it to setup my kike burning business
>>706320324
Please help me out
>>706319461
I would like $1,000,000.
If you really want to give me that kind of money as just an act of generosity.
>>706319461
if trips give $2,000
[email protected]
>>706321099
reroll
>>706320205
This guy gets my vote. Give him a shot o.p.
Cant afford colege, need around 5000 EUR ;(
[email protected]
I could sure as hell use some money I'm not even asking for 1 mil, shit 20 grand and I'd be ecstatic, steam name "h4k3r4r34l"
>>706320662
op HERE, your the lucky winner
>>706320060
Inspect element
>>706321160
thanks bro, its really depressing and hard to live in here ...
>>706319461
I don't
>>706321223
Op here, you're not our winner, you're gay
>>706321169
>steam name
>>706321223
ok, op, good luck on ur investment ... when u have more try doing some more of these
>>706319461
Fake and gay
>>706321168
Op here you're winner too
>>706320095
lol i remember that
>>706319980
inb4 he gets it
>>706319866
I'm not this guy, but same boat. Don't even need a million, I'm around 30 grand in debt too, so whatever you'd feel like throwing around would be pretty cool.
>>706320324
>>706321062
I need help :(
oh man
i'll take $10 tbh
[email protected]
>>706319461
i do. severly poor fag here. But how, prey tell, would i/we get teh momeez? Post out info here?
bruuuh ill take 10k
>>706319461
[email protected]
I've been poor my whole life and I'm barely making ends working full time while trying to an education at school.
I could use some money. Doesn't have to be 1million but a few extra moneys would be kewl.
>>706319461
You´re a Robot Dude. I dont trust you.
>not being able to get trough the Captcha shit
Same. Need about 3k to pay off my car. Can't go to job without it and might get repo'd soon. Idk what to do.
[email protected]
lol @ all the begging fags trying to get a handout.
>Protip: It's inspect element
Fake
>>706321169
Shitty life, in debt, going to school, dead end job, cunt for a girlfriend, don't like to use my email so hope you don't mind>>706321169
idgaf about getting 1M
gimme DOOM
/id/Zaveguin
I'm gonna brute force all of your PayPal accounts faggots
[email protected] there is not enough money in the world to satisfy a man. Just because money doesn't bring happiness. I am happy and have everything. so ruin me! do it give me greed!
>>706319461
I'm at the point in my life I would come to you and suck your dick for it tbh
[email protected] is my PayPal.
Pizza delivery is my job. Fuck sundays.
>>706319461
My steam is DocMakarov. It's the best I got. If this is true, whom ever gets the money, HIRE A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT AND DONT END UP IN JAIL DUE TO STUPID TAX SHIT!
Be safe /b/ros
Donate it to BLM
I don't know hoy you wanna give 1m dollars, but in my opinion, make a little donation to everyone one time the thread dies or something similar, But if you wanna give me all the money, I can't say no
Paypal adress:
[email protected]
if you feel kind enough
[email protected]
>>706321791
Good luck with that, my password is estimated to take several billion years to brute force
Unless you happen to have a quantom compooter.
Well, OP
[email protected]
If you add me to some shitty mailing list, I will personally find your grave and write all over it with permanent marker about how much of a cunt you are.
Man, I'd take any little bit of money right now. Even a $100 would be fucking amazing
Pls fufill my dream of paying off debts and abandoning the world in a narrowboat
Pic related
[email protected]
>>706319461
Probably fake.
Prove its real and send paypall mony:
[email protected]
It would go to absolute good use
>>706319461
Gimme 20$ prease
paypal.me/ParkerCruz
>>706319461
[email protected] Fem anon you could literally fly out to you to do whatever at this point in my life.
[email protected] i would very much like the money. need it for nudes and shite
Send me 5€ on my steam please? I can give you an AK skin if it helps with anything (if you play CS:GO). It's 4.30-40€.
I want plz paypal: [email protected]
blvcknite[at]gmail.com
1000$ is enough man, it would really make much difference in my life at the moment..
>>706322101
I'd give you some money for that if I wasn't a poor fuck
>>706322195
This is a paypal account of course.
[email protected]
thanks in advance if you do it.
>>706319461
Me please so I can pay for school
I got unbanned today! First post i see, first post i post ! Ment too be..
You niggers better be careful opening up those emails. It's gonna be biblical
>>706319461
Please, yes.
pls man
paypal.me/plsman just 1000 dollars
did anyone actually get anything from OP yet?
>>706322165
Oh well, OP doesn't love me. Would anyone please do this trade? I beg you. I really want a game :/
Such email harvest
$2000 would do me friend, please and thank you
I'll gladly take some money, you don't gotta give me a million though.
[email protected]
>>706319461
Give me 2k, wanna go gambling
I'm just writing down all of these email addreses now
>>706319461
[email protected] give me 10000 plissss
or 100 people 10000
>>706322676
yeah, we all are. Comes with the territory of being a /b/tard
>>706322442
That's the thing... I'd like the money, but I don't wanna post my email here.
Some of these idiots have an easily crackable passwords guaranteed
It's my momma birthdays tomorrow any money is welcome
Also check these dubs
https://www.paypal.me/SuicideHoe
I have been sleeping in the street and at friends for years. I am a starving artist and have to pay child support for two children unfortunately and cant find a job because im known as that guy. Life sucks.. Please anon
[email protected]
> ITT: People who don't know how to edit HTML.
Me
I'm so broke right now help me out all my check goes to too is debt.help me get outta debt paypal.me/juan82
Hi, my name is Tenvir Hootins, and I've been in the markup language business for 25 years with my Dad, Boss Marko. Every tag is for sale, and every pragma has a price, but one thing I've learned is you never know what Inspect Element is gonna walk through that door.
>>706322985
I actually thought of that as soon as I opened the image. I'm pretty sure no one has 22 milion dollars in PayPal
Rolling because college is expensive as hell and id love to get an good education without selling my soul. [email protected]
because who in their right mind would do any of this on a public board.
Ay hit me up /brother
>>706322749
Check your PayPal account in 5 minutes! Seriously OP here.
[email protected]
Fem anon, timestamp doing anything
OP please you know you want to :)
i n s p e c t e l e m e n t
Give money please or I report you huehuehuehuehue!!
i want the money for destroy the world
>>706319461
I want a million dollars.
>>706323258
Praying op delivers
>>706323121
i still stand by this
>>706322630
>this
>>706323209
Right?
>>706323286
I'm just transferring $10k to someone. Timestamp + tits and you're next!!
>>706320205
I vote this guy, promise me to buy me a car tho
>>706320061
mod
If this is ligit I'd like some to get me over Christmas. My familys struggling right now. Also a lot of hospital appointments that we have to addend too.
I don't wanna give my email address though in case this is a scam.
>>706323404
Nearly done 2 mins
[email protected]
I just need to be financially stable. That's the truth.
>>706319461
>>706319461
>be me
>cannot afford my own electricity so I have an extention cord running illegally from my neighbors house
>stealing from the local bars wifi
>so poor cannot afford my own food so I steal ramens from the local market.
>having parents pay for the roof over my head
>girlfriend of 5 years goes out and prostitutes herself nightly to afford our alcohol habit.
I'm gonna post ass pics of my sweet sister if you give me some dollars
https://www.paypal.me/SuicideHoe
I'll take a small loan of a million dollars please, thanks dad
if this is legit my paypal is [email protected]
Evilmorman1234@gmail.
Check these fucking digitz.
>>706319461
Rolling formoney!
Pllllsssss money me
steam / id / knishes
>>706323788
Kek
Are you really gonna give the scum of the internet money?
>>706319461
Im working a sidejob while finishing last year of high school. Mom is currently working two jobs, shes single so she has it rough. I want my sister to have a better life than i had growing up so i'm giving most of my money to her so she can have fun with her friends. If you want to help i'd appreciate anything.
[email protected]
Thanks in advance
Zach
OP here first 10k transaction is done. Check your PayPal account!
posting cp 4 1000 dollars
paypal.me/plsman
>>706319461
You would quite possibly be saving my life, literally.
>>706319461
look at my quints and give me your money
>>706324000
We got trips, pack up boys it's over
>>706322951
Artist. You deserve it
>>706324020
Please boss gib money
https://www.paypal.me/SuicideHoe
>>706324200
You just gave him more money
>>706319461
>having 22m
>using apple
Ill take 1m, sure
>>706319461
sure, I'd love a million :)
paypal.me/goome
thanks bro
>>706323542
Someone confirms and we got a deal
>>706324020
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
I WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL DUDE
THANK YOUUU
GOD BLESS YOU
>>706324041
eh rlly?
>>706319461
PAY THEM DEM SERVERS WITH THAT MONEY
>>706323833
Roll
>>706319461
Send me a mil, and I'll send you 2 mil in a year or so.
>>706324258
isn't this like the third time you post?
fuck off
[email protected]
send me moneys or your mother will die in her sleep
>>706324360
>360 ▶
>>>706324020
>HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
>I WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL DUDE
>THANK YOUUU
>GOD BLESS YOU
Oh hi op
>>706324360
Sure kek
>>706319461
>tfw it's Shkreli and it's legit
Enough money to hire a private army to retake America from the niggers pls
ill take some. steam name max50202
A little bit of extra cash? It would be really nice to buy something nice for my mom for once.
maaan cp for 1000 isn't it a great deal?
paypal.me/plsman
>>706324441
I'm really desperate
>>706319461
I'll take it
[email protected]
You're welcome (OP)
Now where's the tits and timestamp?
>>706324115
paypal.me/needamillion
Please give me monie$ so I can raise my son to make this a reality. Thanks
>>706323833
I want my money
[email protected] Trying to take this cute chick on a decent date.
There's nothing but kids and nolifes on here. Just donate to charity
Ain't got PayPal account..
shove it up your ass, faggot
[email protected]
That my email I am a idiot and idk how I put up somthing to donate, why do I deserve 1 million dollars? I don't but let me put it this way, why can't your nose be longer than 12 inches? Cuz then it wud a foot! Did that make you laugh? Giggle at all? I hope so,
>>706324776
Damn, almost 777
>>706321771
[email protected]
Just could use the money to pay down my debt like I said not being greedy
Fag
[email protected]
I've only ever wanted enough money to buy a nice Rolex watch and a Range Rover to show it off in.
[email protected]
if op pulls through you are a living god
Already had 1 happy customer. Where's the femanon with my tits. Tits in 5 minutes or I'm gone with my 22 Mil faggots
>>706319461
I am a musician desperately trying to make ends meet; any grant you could give me would go a long way to making awesome music, and you'd get whatever credit you wanted on any albums I made forever.
paypal.me/needamillion
ok 500 will make it paypal.me/plsman
>Paypal [email protected]
Since everyone else is sharing their stories I guess I'll share mine
>Be me
>Be musician
>Mother says she'll kick me out if I don't get
enough money
>Start making techno
>Un-noticed
>My mother wants to kick me out at the end of the month
>Help pls
