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Bored af and avoiding an assignment, wassup /b/
tits or gtfo
Tits tits tits
ya tits or gtfo is applicable to this thread
>>706319306
Hey what's up XD if you wanna chat hit up my kik @jakenshep
>>706319306
tits or gtfo bitch
Show us your tots
write marcus has big penis on your titties and post them here
>>706319306
Timestamp, but no tits. Fail bait is fail
op is an alcohol.
>>706319306
>>706319306
Shoe on head
>>706319406
show me yours and ill show you mine
>>706319655
Togtfo
...I see potential. But I need to see more. Preferably that tight cunt.
>>706319544
>>706319533
>>706319406
>implying this guy is passable
>implying trap threads aren't cancer
sage
The dubs have spoken!
So many posts, so few tits.
TOO MANY DUBS
TOGTFO
>>706319811
whitnessed
I'll take a double please.
>>706319655
did i do it right?
>>706320341
timestamp and both of them
>>706319306
With this get you must show us a tit.
>>706320341
Now more.
>>706319306
That's a nice tit
>>706320382
You really need a timestamp you cuck?
>>706320341
MOAR
>>706320423
man i deserve something out of this - i wanna know about how many times do you guys fap a week on average? 5 anwers and another boob pic will appear
>>706320558
>>706320540
thanks m8
>>706320341
Serious potential. Show me that perfect little snatch that I so desperately want to stick my tongue into.
>>706320659
I fap about 10 times a week
>>706320659
2-3 times.
>>706320659
Once every morning when I wake up. Gotta start the day right.
>>706320341
>File: Photo on 3-10-16 at 10.27 am.jpg
Auckland Confirmed.
>>706320659
7-8
>>706320659
we don't actually fap. we think it's immoral. plus we don't wanna get blind. we just kinda brag about it, you know OP?
>>706320659
4-5
>>706320779
shit man, do you worry about death grip? - whats your poison? what kind of porn?
>>706320341
Hi from Spain, New Zealand!
Mambo kings
>>706320341
Write little brothers fucktoy above your tits so we can see the smile and your tits in the same shot
>>706320659
Recently only 2/3, but it used to be a solid 7
>>706320889
What's death grip?
I'm a fan of desperation wetting vids, clothed masturbation, and thinking about my hot co-workers
>>706319306
>>706320826
why you gotta get creepy on me man? </3
>>706319306
>>706320341
Kiwi gril?
>>706321096
holy shit, I want her to fucking crush my pelvis
>>706320935
Hola Mi Amor, Yo Hablo un poco de español. Como estas?
>>706319306
https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone
>>706320659
I summon boobies
>>706320659
7ish. Not every day but sometimes twice a day. Not including sex with my wife 3-5 times a week.
>>706321321
Bien, ¿y tú?
¿De dónde eres?
>>706320659
Everyday unless I stay away from home.
>>706319585
Faggot
>>706321582
Summon Boobies and they will be summoned elmo
>>706322036
>>706322036
>>706322036
>>706320341
get yourself on cam
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
use puffin browser if you're gonna use your phone, otherwise any browser on computer
>>706320659
Once or twice a day. Skipping days gives stronger results but it's not really worth it.
>>706322036
good job fem anon
>>706322036
spread asshole plz
>>706322036
peace, those are some of the ugliest tits I've ever seen kek
>>706321688
buen jaja soy neozelandes , quiero visitar Espana, pero en febrero fue sudamerica - argentina y uruguay
Now we need that azz
>>706321582
>>706322036
>>706322036
good girl femanon, is the time for the ass
>>706322036
i like butthole pics better but meh nice tiddies babe
>>706322036
tits look pretty nice! how about showing what else you got?
>>706322172
thanks man, show me your titties now
>>706322036
Fancy going on tinychat?
>>706320659
14-18 twice or more a day. i have a problem. :^)
>>706322036
I like these boobies
>>706322248
You've never seen titties in real life Brian.
I want to see that fat ass in a nice thong, please.
>>706322036
5/10 boobies
Post a picture of your butthole
>>706322368
damnnnnn
>>706322036
Nice set of lactation devices
Pretty sure Op is underage, lets call tge fbi
>>706322036
Now cunt or get the fuck out. Faggot.
>>706322505
How about you just piss off instead.
>>706322036
Show your feet please OP.. or butthole >w<
hehe
>>706322751
>>706321042
where you go to hard on him and when it comes to the business with an actual human orphus, he cant cum
>>706322461
I can last about an hour now during sex though so i guess i got something out of it.
>>706321321
Tu hablas mierda. Faggot.
>>706322479
shit man - thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me lol jk
>>706322252
¿Neozelandés o neozelandesa? soy de Barcelona, ¡muy recomendable! aunque si vienes a España visita también Granada, Sevilla, Galicia (Santiago y otras...), PaÃs Vasco y Asturias, además de Madrid, claro.
Delet this
I summon ass
>>706322855
rude
>>706322995
Devuelvan el oro and post more
>>706323053
My cock is even ruder.
>>706322995
JAJaja neozelandesa - lo siento me espanol es mal jajaja. Aye gracias!
>>706322036
Can you fit a couple of fingers in your ass so I can fap to that and your nice tits
>>706323199
oh really - how bout u show me how rude?
>>706323323
Pues si quieres quedar, tomar una birra y practicar español, ya sabes... pero no sé como podemos pasarnos el contacto sin que más gente lo vea. :P
No clit pic OP? put your cam between your hot legs and take a photo of your wet pussy! Please :o)
>>706322505
not underage m8 - promise
>>706323687
Prove it, show us your cute face
>>706323800
This
>>706323687
Prove it with something an underage person wouldn't be able to know.
>>706323687
Show us the booty
>>706323338
ye he had right
>>706323323
No está tan mal tu español, por cierto, ¿Qué edad tienes? (escrÃbela en letras, asà menos gente lo entiende, jeje)
>>706323521
jajja unas birritas y unas tapas? dile al NZ que se venga pal norte de pintxopote!
>>706323987
like what?
Write "Lucas Lopez" on your tits
>>706324135
¡Eh! que se lo he dicho. :) No he recomendado sólo Barcelona. ¡Aupa!
>>706322751
Is this OP? I'm so confused kek
>>706324451
nop
>>706324069
gracias, creo entiendo tengo diecenueve anos
>>706323800
Roll
>>706324451
nope
>>706324301
Hä? What?
@OP. Nice Tits. I love them. What about a clit pic? Or a pic of your hot butt?
OP rate muh dick
>>706324510
I thought not. Think we need an OP pussy shot
>>706324558
nice dubz cunt but im not showing face - too scareddd :(
>>706324658
Disgusting looking
>>706324593
>>706324510
oh so we don't see your ass yet, fix that op
>>706324658
honest rate - 7/10 - i think you should keep the hair but trim around the base and balls :)
Write "Franco fue un héroe" on your knee
>>706324536
Yo veinticinco, ¿te apetecerÃa quedar si vienes a Barcelona? :) te puedes quedar a dormir en mi sitio, o en otro y te enseño la ciudad y alrededores.
Si te apetece, ¿cómo podemos seguir en contacto?
>>706319306
Please KYS
>>706319306
Who is this semen demon?
>>706324817
Fucking kek if this is OP
>>706324993
It wasn't. Never mind
>>706324691
>58
>Nice dubs
Nothing's going to happen besides from some fat neckbeards fapping to you,
>>706324966
A quién le importa, en España no somos tan de tabús como los anglosajones. ;)
>>706319306
Who is this seminal vestibule.
>>706324825
ill fix it if i get more interesting info cunt
>>706325079
Fuck you I don't have a neck
Who is this sperm sponge?
Please help /b/ros. Dog is dying.
>>706325087
Help here please.
>>706324931
Yeah, the pic was before regular haircuts.
>>706324981
me - first time being called that - kind of love it <3
>>706325299
post asshole you little semen demon :>
>>706325091
cute nick names guys - youre all so creative
Need pussy please. Gotta get some good JO material
>>706325284
Fuck off fag
>>706325299
Keep sucking, your dad is totally going to fly out of the end of some dude's sick.
>>706325284
fuck man sorry bout your dog
>>706325417
Dumb bitch doesn't even know about that meme.
If OP is a girl, post a pic your Date/timestamp with the message "Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka Shickapoppa Dickywhopper Rom Pom Stick" while point at your knee-cap *Bonus points for drawing a face on said knee-cap*
>>706325284
Dude for what it's worth I'm really sorry about your dog
>>706325472
okay - i want some info on what porn you guys like and some fucked up shit that you have jerked to then. I think i deserve that.
- Semen Demon
>>706325768
I watch horse porn. I don't know why it turns me on seeing a girl suck on that huge horse cock.
>>706325629
teach me then - educate me from one memer to another
>>706325768
I mean just about anything straight really. I'm usually pretty vanilla but sometimes I like weird pussy insertion or public stuff [spoiler]the worst stuff I like is skullfucking [/spoiler]
>>706326012
not bait just living it up with my new nick name
>>706325768
Lots and lots of stepmom/stepsister stuff. Also love facesitting, especially with Jada Stevens and Alexis Texas.
>>706325768
Shemale solo vids
>>706319306
gtfo u attention whoring ugly piece of shit. I look at that pic and I know you are ugly.
>>706320341
meh. nothing spectacular here
>>706322036
baaaergghh now that is disgusting. you fat piece of shit.
FOCK OFF COW FOCK OFF COW
FOCK OFF COW
FOCK OFF GOAT
FOCK OFF U DONKEY
FOCK OFF U WARTHOG
FOCK OFF U MOLE U SHITSTAIN
>just fock off
>k thx bye
>>706325946
The fuck is a memer? Sounds fucking retarded. Go back to tumblr you fucking faggot.
>>706319585
Kys
>>706325768
I watch my home made porn mostly.
BDSM mostly humilation and i love seeing girls choke on my dick and take a cumshot on thier face
>>706325768
Incest piss scat furry and that kinda shit
>>706319306
Feet?
>>706326054
mmm - can get with that i like a bit of skull fucking just as the guy is about to cummmm
>>706326172
Chubby is goody
>>706325768
heavy-r
.com/video/135944/Nude_Oil_Wrestling/
never fails
Also reallifecam for that casual nudity
>>706319722
Checked!!
>>706325768
Anything im in the mood for atm
Nothing is fucked up on /b/ hon.
>>706326303
Yes please. I'm sure you've nice feets.
Please take a buttom to top snapshot (feets direction pussy).
>>706326172
what the fuck is this?
>>706325768
Bestiality stuff. Horses, dogs etc is probably weirdest thing I've fapped to, or vomit porn I don't know. I watch that occasionally but for a regular fap I like to watch a certain few videos on phub, namely "the squirting queen return" "please don't tell my mommy" and "don't tell mommy". Also lelu love
>>706326235
niceeeee
Maddy?
>>706325946
>>706325946
>memer
please be joking
>>706325768
It's not the worst but the thing that I've felt the worst about is fapping to friends facebooks
>>706319677
This is your new assignment. You cannot ignore the dubs of destiny.
>>706326712
-whos asking..
>>706326287
>>706326235
>>706326482
>>706326598
>>706326142
so interesting
>>706322036
M'lady
http://static-media189.tumblr.com/post/149604786126/
>>706326657
I am not nice.
Also sharpie in pooper ftw
>>706326924
If dubs do this
Please any pussy. I'm sure it's cute
>>706326861
No hamburger there, you brazifaggot
>>706326924
Please
>>706326985
No dubs just do it
>>706327048
here you go, fagit
Are you guys retarded. look at the timestamp. it's outdated.
>>706326924
dubbiseteppi
>>706326861
dat shellcode, glad I did wget first
>>706322036
Did you put down the date 10/3/2016? Are you in the future anon with the boobies?
>>706326749
i am hahaaah
>>706327150
America feg
>>706326786
Stay dry pupper
>>706327181
she is probably in the +1h or more timezone
>>706327150
she's already done
her shitty homework
>>706327181
local time here in Guam is 8:24am, hafa adai!
>>706320659
1/day like most guys
>>706326802
Depends on if I'm right
Hey OP I wrote you a rap poem:
>Yo yo yo just fock off you fat shit
>Why dont you fock off you fat shit
>I have never seen an ugly fat like
>Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo fat shit.
chore of black kids in the background singing:
>You never nice baby
>You never good baby
>You are just a fat shit baby
>there is noooo baaaaaabeeeeeeee like a fat shit baaaaaybeeee
back to me
>yo baby look like a donkey from the back
>yo look like pumba from the front
>yo never nice yo never goood
>because pizzaface is neverrrr truuuee-ue-ue-ue looooove
chore in the background
>faaaat shiiieet bajbeeee
>>706325472
i think ive got a cute pussy
>>706325768
I love incest porn, although I would never actually fuck my sis.
Also I love panty fetish stuff. Would love to see a pic of you in panties.
>>706320341
>>706322036
>plz delet my raging boner
>>706327328
compulsive-obsessive fapping is when you fap more than twice per month.
Show feet please op?
>>706327569
here you go
>>706327623
keep telling yourself that while you bum boys, priest
>>706325768
I like watching a guy creampie in a girls ass while her pussy is getting licked by another girl, then she squats over the other girls mouth and deposits the cream pie, then the girls cumswap it back and forth a few times.
can you put 2 fingers in your ass now? I answered your question
>>706327529
Just fucking die. If you don't like it fuck off. You fucking cum stain I bet these and your tramp mom's are the only fucking tits you've ever seen you fucking little mong.
>>706327777
Nice quads. But still need more nudes of you
>>706327138
>>706327777
Checked but stil no timestamp
>>706326287
Same tbh
>>706327279
>>706327314
I see. I am in Colorado, home of the Rocky Mountains and the God of Gordinski. Don't forget the holy mother that wrote in the sky of 5/11. Now this all makes sense to me, because of this I shall make my first move as office by bumping burdinski in his man socks. Oh great Columbian nipple monster reveal whyith my gums hurt like the cancer? Did thoust show me thy anger?
>>706327569
Show us then
>>706319306
school is finished LBC, you work now.
>>706320659
5 to 7 times a week. always porn. sometimes fleshlight.
trying to reduce it though, have problems with keeping up my erection during sex
SHOW US YOUR PUSSY YOU CUNT
>>706327529
Holy shit this anon is a fucking retard
>>706322036
Pussy shot next!
>>706319306
Have fun failing your classes.
>>706325768
rape porn
murder porn
a picture of jesus christ on the cross
incest porn
beastiality
not scat though, never could successfully jack it to that shit
pretty much everything else though I've successfully busted a load to
>>706328063
>inb4 cat
VAG pls
>>706328101
Kek
>>706328110
do it
>>706319777
Trriiipps
>>706328063
okay if im gonna put my pussy out there im gonna shave and clean her for you one sec
>>706328223
Can't get Jesus or scat going, but snuff and stuff mhmmmm
>>706327529
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>706328315
Yeah right
>>706328315
Fine. Just deliver
>>706328315
>and clean
why wasnt it already clean you cretin
>>706328315
Sureeeeee
>>706328315
Boo, shaved cunts bore me
>>706328315
Before and after pic
>>706328675
THIS
>>706327623
>>706327825
actually once per month is clearly "excessive fapping".
fapping is not natural because it's a response to a problem (unwanted sexual arousal) that normally should not exist.
but - for science - let's arbitrarily state that fapping is a response to "no sex".
Then, since sex is biologically intended for procreation, and since a woman's maximum fertility day only happens once in a month (~28 days), then fapping once per month already means you're desperately craving for sex in the biologically reasonable day of the month. That is, you already maxed out the problem.
We're talking here about biology, not religion.
>TL;DR: a real priest would never allow you more than zero fapping in a lifetime.
>>706328675
would be pretty neat, but my gf takes forever to fucking do this, she knows i dont like a hairy snatch...then whines that i want her to shave it.
>>706328315
hey I prefer hairy
>>706329051
what are you fucking gay
>>706329051
hair = germs
better to get them before they start growing any.
>>706329256
then you should shave your neckbeard.
>>706327865
I have seen more tatas than you will ever see. you got low standards mate
>>706328101
no I am not and I gonna write another poem for this pumba lady
>>706328346
kekilus maximilianus - not.
Hey op Your beauty inspires me for another poem. here it goes:
>hey fat girl in the dark disco
>I am so glad you are hereeee
>without you those ugly pakis wouldnt get any fat shit
>your low standards are a blessing for the wicked
>beautiful pumba girl in the front row
>your lips are like rotten turd stung by a bee
>your ass like a tractor
>those pakis will love your fat shit
>ooh beautiful pumba girl in the front row
>Im so glad u are here
>you make every other girl a blessing
>thank you fat shit pumba bae
>>706328798
yes. But men's fertility cycle is not 28 days.
>>706329240
shaved = pedo
>>706328798
>unwanted
except it is wanted
youre full of shit
>woman's maximum
completely ignoring the fact women are fertile all the time, nice. maximum is irrelevant really, for humans at any rate. not accepting cop outs like old women
>We're talking here about biology
well youre trying, and failing
>a real priest
because "real priests", "real muslims" and that are things
>>706329425
hairy = likes hairy chested men
>>706328798
There are a lot of fertile days on the vagina cycle. Masturbation is natural. "Not a response to a problem" doesn't mean "unnatural". Sex is not only procreation, it's also recreation and social bonding.
This is one of the flimsiest baits I took.
What you think of feet?
>>706329423
you forgot that fapping has nothing to do with fertility
>>706329415
im well shaved, and in what way are those two things related?
i thought the stereotype was that the majority of neckbeards were whiteknights, and pedo's were either a running bear or had creepy mustaches and own a windowless van.
>>706327777
nice trips and nice pus - heres mine straight out the shower
>>706329575
>>706329421
You actually are a fucking spesh arent you. Why did the hospital let you leave? Are you okay to be on your own or do you need someone in case you start to die?
>>706329425
better germs than pedo.
also, hairy is natural, shaved is unnatural.
also, hairy is always good, while shaved is only good soon after shaving (when there is no sandpaper effect)
>>706329781
fat
>>706329685
thanks for the close up, that toe knuckle hair looks wierdly thick
>>706329781
Whoa.nice and squeaky clean Put a finger in it
>>706329752
or fat neckbeards
>>706329781
Moar please. I'm assuming this is OP
>>706329781
OP just wait a lil more and I will write another poem for your cunt wart.
>>706329890
What are you, a fucking Hobbit?
>>706329781
That title, fresh from shower hahahahah
>>706329488
>>unwanted
>except it is wanted
>youre full of shit
fake and gay.
if it was "wanted", then the guy should be able to "want" the opposite.
that ain't true.
a fapper cannot "want" to stop fapping - it's way harder than stop smoking.
>>706329488
>ignoring the fact women are fertile all the time
fake and gay. women's fertility level is variable, and only peaks one day in ~28 days.
>>706329488
>well youre trying, and failing
fake and gay strawman & ad hominem
>>706322099
>opens the box
>its cheese pizza
>/b/ is now excited, mods are mad
>>706329623
>Masturbation is natural.
fake and gay.
it's like saying that "drugs are natural" - true, from a slightly questionable chemical point of view.
>>706329970
no context.
so neckbeards are either nice but overweight and have bad hygiene...or they look to molest children?
oddly enough, i don't think i have ever seen a big fat obese child molester... you think its because they cant keep up with the kids?
Op wanna make some money via a private skype chat?
>>706329421
>You need to stop.
>You cannot rhyme or sing.
>Your autism doth bleed into every other line
>And it's embarrassing.
I don't know if you take medication, or suffer from delusions of grandeur, but you need to stop while you're elbow deep in the spaghetti.
>>706330239
what the fuck am i looking at?
>>706330419
well how many child molesters have you met,and why do hang out with them?
>>706330604
wtf the girth on your dick boi is about as thick as a coke can. the ladies must love that
>>706329488
here is my face -- do you like my new hat?
>>706330718
kek, i meant on the news, and just 1 ive met, cant get her locked up.
if she dose not leave my life, i very well may shoot her.
>>706329870
I can write poams therefore I am OK.
>>706329781
I am here my pumba love. let me present you my greatest gift so far:
the pussywart poem
>Hello miss gonorrhoea
>Khaleesee of the cunt moles
>my stars and hamburgers
>collection of warm fat and stds
>my favourite snack is you
>fat shit babe fat shit babe
>dont leave me alone
>let me make traditional missionary sexxx to you
>let me kiss that fat mole my dearest pumba
Rate my dick please op
>>706330806
Top kek
>>706330731
I think that's because it is a coke can.
>>706319671
>>706330903
did she fiddle your fudge hole when you were a kid or something.
>>706330946
I know its not finished but Im working on it I swear.
>>706330989
niceeeeeee cock seriously ummm im gonna go jerk off to that - 9/10
>>706330316
Animals without religion or moral code do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T9GXyoEjUc
>>706330765
kek
her neck friction might light her grease soaked hair on fire
alternatively we could hook cables to her piercings, have her waggle her jowls and harness the friction to charge batteries.
>>706329781
<3<3<3<3
a nice pussy to fill ad refill
>>706327529
now, we're all talking about autists, aspies, retards, niggers, jews and faggots. but you actually are all these things. how old were you when you got your asperger's diagnosis? what about muh autisms? when was that?
>>706331267
Not op I'm guessing but thanks anon, kek.
>>706331399
its OP ill prove it
>>706331188
shes my mother, and yes...something like that, now i have a little sister to look after, and now shes poking her nose in where it doesn't belong again...
>>706328798
>mfw you assume males are a monogamous species.
