As a man that has murdered over 30 women anything.
Here is a picture of my latest victim.
She was a special one, she screamed and put up a good fight. But nothing a .45 can't stop.
I thoroughly enjoy taking slaves for my afterlife.
>>706311071
post her nudes
>>706311071
Do you rape them first
>>706311446
I'm afraid I don't have any, I disposed of the body some time ago. Feel free to ask my anything you'd like about killing though. Since you nerds don't have the balls to do it yourselves.
Lets see some proof!
>>706311071
Ok Ahmed, just say things are going well in eurape for you.
/thread
>>706311071
- Any proof this aint bait?
- what is the best way to do it without being found?
>>706311585
I do not.
I prefer to stand over them when the job is done, and enjoy my masterpiece of a painting.
>>706311071
Be Muslim you get 72 virgins retard
>>706311816
Of course it's bait kek
>>706311071
Reported. MODS
>>706311071
Other victims? you do know this needs proof.
>>706311071
I have to say good job. I had to go through eight pages of search results before I found her.
>>706311816
I do not have any other proof other than this pic I took of hers from a camera as a trophy.
The easiest way is to dump the body two towns away. Preferably burying them in woodland areas.
Not to go into too much detail. But the key is to get them as far away as possible from their town.
Because of my occupation, it makes it extremely easy for me.
>>706311071
pistol? what are you, fucking gay?
any pics of number 29?
>>706311071
How do you select your women? Are they chosen at random or do you have a process?
>>706312135
What is your occupation?
>>706312224
Unfortunately, due to the area I ended her in, I had to dispose of her cell phone and other belongings. But she was blond, with blue eyes. A real stunner. That was until a 44. struck her in the back of the head.
so many new friends
>proof or it didnt happen
>>706312433
and what area would that be?
Here goes another 13 year old trying to replicate past events. Fuckin idiot.
>>706312433
What trophy did you take from that one?
>>706311675
how do you clean up make sure your not caught?
Where do you hunt?
>>706312258
It's a proccess that takes me around 2 weeks to a month. Due to my expertes in my past occupation, I have a system.
I monitor them throughout the weeks. The key points being the following.
Where they live
What time they get up
What time they leave the house in the morning
Who they socialise with
What time they pick up their kids
What time the Husband comes home
What is their occupation (Cops and Military personnel are a no go, since they more than likely have firearms at home)
What path they take home
etc etc.
Using the following method I find a chink in their armour and create a plan.
>>706311071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k
>>706311071
What we know
- Is male
- Knows English language
- Last victim white female
- Claims up to 30 kills
- uses guns
>>706312788
I cannot tell you where my hunts take place
I usually burn the clothes and shoes I used in my fun times. I don't want cameras or eye witnesses linking my clothing to me.
>>706312953
Might be an american cop
>>706312135
your a trucker?
>>706312953
>>706312814
samefag. abandon thread after he posts screen shot of not being samefag.
>>706313108
no... he's european
>socialise
>>706312695
Since I shot her in her house, I had to be quick with my trophy.
The pic itself is the trophy.
>>706313108
>>706312953
What we also know
-is literally retarded
-4chan will believe anything
-uses the most traceable methods of killing and hiding bodies
-the game
>>706312433
dont police track how the cell phone have moved?
ps Cell phone is typicaly american saying
>>706313311
I take inspiration from the Zodiac Killer.
I do not use cell phones. My bussiness phone is left at home. I use pay phones when I want the Blue pigs to be teased.
>>706311071
Prove it faglord
>>706313042
what i meant was where you got the victims? Clubs, street, ext?
Do you drug people? or overpower with force?
>>706313129
why?
What area are you in so when you get caught I can be like hey that's my dude
>>706313575
All i will say is this..
One of my victims was followed after a night of booze. She wanted a Taxi. And she got one...
OP is -really- bad at pretending to be a killer...
just sayin'.
>>706313735
Are you killing hookers, random women, craiglist hook ups, what
>>706311071
Proof or it didnt happen nigger
For the record, OP's pic, girl is alive and well.
Retarded.
>>706314222
Fuck yea got trips.....what a waste
>>706314232
FUCKING RIP
>>706313735
All I will say is:
You are a faggot and this is bait.
You're trying too hard to sound like some hannibal lecter-type with the whole "stand over them and admire my painting masterpiece." I saw that episode of Law and Order too.
Someone who would actually be into killing like that wouldn't be shooting someone in the back of the head with a .44 you dunce.
>proof or it didn't happen u lil fagit
>>706313881
/thread
>>706311071
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>706313881
Another child trying to act dark and edgy
>>706313955
Mostly house wives.
But yes, I've gotten a few whores from nightclubs on my scoreboard.
I personnaly like it when the drunk whores give me a bit of a fight, I like them to think they have a chance, before I snatch the life out of them.
I gave one of my victims a chance to run away into the woods next to a highway. She ran for a good 5 minutes, Until she broke her ankle on a tree branch that was broken. I caught up to her, and made her beg for mercy. She did, and I ended her anyways. Nice girl, had a lovely conversation with her in my taxi.
Nice Zodiac fun fiction OP, I assume you also write letters to the San Franciso Chronicle as part of your process.
>>706312135
Idiot, burning the body is the best option
>>706312953
Taxi driver too
>>706314791
how does the girl you claimed to have killed, but is still alive, factor into your 6th grade creative writing assignment faglord?
Do you kill women with a gun because you are a pussy or because your Uncle Billy fingered you?
Victim 25's bathroom.
>>706311071
Why do you only have 1 trophy? When are you plannig to kill again? And what's the closest to being caught you've been.
>>706313735
Zodiac much faggot
>>706311071
Careful with that edge, OP, wouldn't want to cut yourself.
>>706315393
I have several trophies.
Toe nails, Fingers, jewelry etc. I will NOT post any of those.
>>706311071
Complete bullshit.
You wouldn't use a gun to kill her that would end the "fun and excitement" early without the satisfaction of taking a life with your hands. If you needed a gun to kill a woman you are an absolute cuck.
Be gone.
>>706315530
Do it faggot
>>706315530
What about the other questions though?
>>706315530
Convenient huh? Go outside neckbeard, your autism is showing
>>706315721
I'm away due to work.
When I return I will continue my wrath. Perhaps a college student? Not taken one yet.
>>706311071
oh hey look some retard that doesn't mind being traced and investigated by the fbi. reported. enjoy your v&
Test
>>706316062
Test
That is totally metal
>>706315665
>>706315753
Holy fuck you're edgy.
Post a picture, a time-stamped one of you standing above the dead body of someone you killed. Then we'll believe you.
>>706316383
I do not take pictures during the time I sit back and admire my creation. That particular time I like to sit back and enjoy the view, rather than rushing myself to take a picture and/or a trophy of some kind.
>>706315530
>Will NOT post any of those
>>706316659
Already have. Look above imbecile.
>>706312333
His occupation is bullshitter because he's a lying 13 year old faggot
>>706316361
>>706316030
You have fun with that count chocula
>>706316361
Where the timestamp?
>>706316885
Yeppppppppp, OP is an edge lord
>>706311071
Do you think the police are on to you?
>>706316885
I don't have time for one of those.
>>706316361
No time stamp
>>706316361
https://tineye.com/search/9ffb194687c752b67e258802d5604a866d847e80/?pluginver=firefox-1.2.2
>busted
>>706316987
Yes. I do. But I enjoy that rush of adrenaline.
>>706311071
Are you excited for your first year of middle school?
>>706317037
Fail
>>706317037
Oh. You don't have time to write down a couple of numbers with slashes? Oh noooooo
>>706317149
What makes you say that? Do you like toying with the devil?
>>706317107
>OP Here
>>706317263
Roflmao... fucking kids, turn off hannibal and do your homework. Tomorrow's Monday.
>>706311071
how do you get away with it???
>>706317379
No I'm OP
>>706317512
He's the devil, or did you miss that part?
>>706311446
Kek. I love you /b/
>>706317512
Car crushing mostly.
>>706317546
Kek
>>706312210
Hey, that's pretty good
>>706317512
Dude its bait.
hi how are ya
>>706317584
>devil uses .45
https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone
>>706312433
Holy shit the memes are converging
>intelligent nihillistic and a wicked sense of humour.
>nothin personnel kid
>>706312433
Dubs checked. Also why different calibers?
>>706317037
>don't have time to write time/date on paper
>is on 4chan
I know it's almost Halloween but go be spoopy with your facebook friends champ.
>>706317733
Okay here is your question....
On October 2nd, 2016 a 12 year old child attempted to pose as a twisted dark serial killer but failed miserably. On what forum did this child humiliate himself?
>>706313196
This
>>706311071
> Takes a selfie as a trophy
> has to either find pic on computer or from the camera.
Sense, this makes none.
>>706311071
I know you are probably some 15 year old cheetoeater, but I can't take that chance.
When they show up just tell them the truth and I'm sure it won't be that bad.
>>706313685
Just post proof you aren't samefag
>>706317834
The really boring answer would be this; I simply like mixing it up a little.
Most of the time I used my hands and knives. When I like them to go for their last big run, I like to use a gun. Mostly my M1911 my father left behind before he passed.
>>706311071
well if this actually true, you are really fucked.
>>706313108
did you not read? they were white, not black
>>706314795
>>706317970
You're not incognito you're going to get hacked!
>>706318061
>>706315390
You fucking retard you literally took a pic of yournown bathroom. No one is going to take a pic of their own bathroom so you took a pic of her bathroom to show on 4chan? Haha you fucking sperg holy shit
>>706317970
but he's a leet haxor too
>>706312033
post info
>>706311071
do you not like, cringe at what you write after you typed it? btw, check em
>>706318280
I hope so. If not he's going to have a bad day.
>>706318061
Wait for it guys. He is trying desperately to form an origin story from the passing of his father, this should be fucking hilarious
Link me to an obituary/missing report or you're full of shit
>>706312814
>It's a proccess that takes me around 2 weeks to a month. Due to my expertes in my past occupation, I have a system.
>I monitor them throughout the weeks. The key points being the following.
>Where they live
>What time they get up
>What time they leave the house in the morning
>Who they socialise with
>What time they pick up their kids
>What time the Husband comes home
>What is their occupation (Cops and Military personnel are a no go, since they more than likely have firearms at home)
>What path they take home
>etc etc.
>Using the following method I find a chink in their armour and create a plan.
FBI trainee and potential CIA employee on day and this screams bogus and fictitious in every way. The sense of edge is strong with this one guys...
>>706311812
did you just /thread yourself faggot?
>>706311071
Yawn
>>706318061
>>706311675
Wow so edgy, fkn neckbeard
If you degenerates have no creative and interesting questions to ask in the next 5 minutes, I will be leaving and not returning. You will not be hearing from me again.
>>706318061
Ahhhhhhh
>>706318617
You have not one single, solid piece of evidence to back up your claims, Mr. Serial Killer
>>706318617
Leave already OP your story was lame/pathetic anyway.
>>706311071
OP is a lying cunt mother fucker.
Post your victims you master baiter
What makes you choose to murder women? Why do you choose young women as opposed to old men?
>>706318791
That's the beauty of this thing out ours. You don't have to believe me.
>>706318877
Because women are worse than pigs.
>>706318617
What's your mom cooking for dinner? Don't you think a 40 year old man should have his own place and not live in his parent's basement? How many abba albums to you own? Have you ever seen a pussy up close in real life? Do you like chicken tendies?
You sound like some sort of faggot.
>>706318617
Kill yourself you faggot 12 year old no one beleives you
>>706318223
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen because I agree entirely.
If you losers don't believe me, how come you're still all here flocking at my feet, begging me for my attention? Do you like having me as your master? Would you like to be my slave?
>>706318983
Can you explain this? Why are they worse than pigs? What is roughly the age range of victims? (like 20-30, or narrower like 20-25)?
>>706311071
>Killed over 30 women
>Picture of the last victim
>Titled 'Number 30'
>Mfw
>>706311071
>>706311675
Whats it like being fucking delusional neckbeard
>>706311071
Why is it?
They didn't pay any attention ?
Your mother used to blow you after hitting you ?
You have a 1 centimeter dick ?
Poor sad fucked up man that has to abuse woman to feel powerful.
what is the most common reaction you've seen from your victims?
>>706319343
>>706319157
Oh my fucking sides, we are still here because we know how fucking stupid you're going to feel about this whole charade if and when you hit pubertu amd learn about self recognition. You're the pathetic fool desperately trying garnish attention and praise with a story my own kids would scoff at.
>>706311071
go kill some niggers instead please
>>706319681
First they laugh at me, because of my stature. Then when I pull my .45 out, they fear me. And I feel powerful because of it.
>>706320691
do they run? how long before you shoot?
>>706320691
Twelve year old boys are pretty laughable in stature, and a penis that isn't even a half inch long can be a terrifying sight to behold.
>>706321024
I only allow few a chance to run. (Mosty into rural woodland areas)
Most that I pick up in my taxi I divert destinations and take them through a long route.
Most run for around 2-5 Minutes. To me this is the most exciting part, because I know theres a possibility they can escape and reveal my ID. But they do not make it. Based on my skills I aquired from my past occupation.
>>706321390
Skills?
Dude take your meds or kill yourself
>>706318336
You fucking idiot. he meant google image search
>>706321390
You keep trying to plant the bait of some "cool" former occupation...
but, no one cares.
You've made too many mistakes in your stories.... time to go back to your XBOne and play more CoD.
>>706321670
YOU fucking idiot. I mean post results from the google image search.
>>706321390
Somebody better call Holder and Linden, they'll solve this mystery
>>706313955
artistic works of fiction and falsehood
>>706321815
It's the same kid who tried to convince us that he held the secrets of time travel and was responsible for the end of the world on September 11th 2000, we just don't realize it yet because our souls are being kept alive in a simulation. One shitty ripoff after another, not to mention the levels of convolution.
>>706322212
We have internet in purgatory?
Who knew?
>>706322413
Apparently this kid (op)
I've killed over 30 OP's. Ask me anything.
2 more minutes and this thread is going down.
>>706322650
I've killed I don't even know how many of my future children through the savage art of masturbation, ask me anything!
>>706322900
Pretty sure his mother called him down for supper anyway
You know for a fellow hunter you sure did leave yourself traceable. I wonder if this is intentional?
Guess I'll ask you in person.
>>706311823
ok Jihn.
>>706317948
What is 9gag?
>>706312814
>socialise
That's the Non-American Spelling......
>>706324315
Oh... I'm sorry Philbert, although you did answer in the form of a question the answer we were actually looking for was...wait... what's that? My panel of experts are telling me that you actually may be correct. That trash may have been posted in multiple places!
>>706317948
What is Reddit?
>>706325106
Experts are also saying that is an acceptable answer, hell let's switch over to family fued and find the top answers on the board!
How long have you been doing it?
>>706318995
They're dino nug nugs
ITT: Op is just b8ing and getting off on his pathetic murder fantasy
>>706316361
Finger in pooper with timestamp
>>706325428
Well I actually just started this afternoon after I met tgis really cute emo chick who cuts herself and is obsessed with killers. I haven't actually done anything yet but I've been fantasizing about being the kind of man she likes all day today and just had to try to "feel" the persona ya know what I mean. I'm going to give her the first chapterof my story tomorrow morning in 6th grade english period .
>>706325338
>>706325106
Good answer. Good answer.
>>706324178
he also plants a flower inside of them
>>706325911
And attempts to barely keep them alive and grow mushrooms
>>706319351
Spidey Thread pls
>>706318389
My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?
>>706326666
Satans trips and I'm wearing that fuckin t-shirt! You have won my internets for the day. On that note I'll stop giving baby hannibal a hard time
>>706326940
>trips
>>706326940
Or should it be the ungodly quads
Isn't that Alyssa Bustamante?
Who the fuck kills with a .45? That makes a lot of sound.
Your Job is p.i
>>706313297
>>706323106
You monstehow can you live with that?
>>706328235
Need slaves for the afterlife and all that jazz.
Hey guys he's a fake one. Time stamp with your gun to prove you're real.
>>706328408
I said before, no time for time stamps
>>706328612
Why not fag?
>>706311675
So, you're a serial killer but you don't keep trophies? I call bullshit.
>>706318396
>FBI trainee and potential CIA employee on day
>be op
>be 12
>get picture of older sister
>see scary 4chan stories on leddit
>post and pretend to be Hannibal
>get attention parents never gave me
