lets see who is posting here
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
lets see who is posting here
Studying
19
no clue
2
8 inches
>>706289006
construction
36
~$20/hr
~15
8''
>>706289006
Carpenter
26
22hr
1 girl 3 guys
Never measured
Astronaut
4 months old
17.000.000 billions of trillions each minutes
3.000.000.000 half world population
56 miles long dick
graphic design
26
4
6 inches? never actually measured.
Insurance verification specialist
26
40k
33
8 inches
>Mfw I need a better job
>>706289006
Lower management at a truck stop
22
11.75/hr
1
5"
0
17
0
0
7
Biomedical scientist (haematology and blood transfusion
27
£44,000
2 girls 2 guys.
8"
>>706291604
Hematology and blood transfusion? That sounds neat. Is it anything like IVIG?
Sales Engineer
26
~55k/year
3
16cm
>>706291604
44k? A year? You're getting cucked hard
>Carer (temporary)
>19
>£15,000
>6.9 inch
>>706291827
Also fucked 0
Unemployed since late August
18 coming up to 19
£0/ph
None
Just under 6"
I'm a fucking loser, I know, no need to point out the obvious ;^]
Bio grad student at UMich (TA/RA for $)
25
Funding and pt job puts it at around 40k
Around 35-40
7.5"
>>706291892
What a fucking loser. Nah you're still young bro. Just get your shit together soon and you'll be okay.
Fabrication
26
45k
3
7"
Production worker (Gunpowder/TNT)
23
70-80k a year (not sure)
3
5.5"
special needs care
22
11.50/hr
24
7.5in
IT Director
26
£105k
14
7
>>706289368
xDD
>>706291715
>IVIG
No that sort of decision is not done by us....we do blood test etc
>>706289006
programmer
33
€42K
1
16cm
>>706291892
Are you at least in school?
Also work out, and make money. Be confident and eventually you will drown in pussy.
>>706291892
change
>>706289006
Student
21
$8.75/hr at shitty part time job
0 (super gay)
never measured
IT Engineer
24
£23k PA
11
6.5"
Normie as fuck
coo
27
90000
80-100
15
>>706291800
do explain?
>>706292108
Interesting. I start college soon for my doctorates so this fascinates me.
>>706292164
How tho I've tried
Nothing changes ;^[
>>706292065
Thanks anon ;^]
>>706289006
InfoSec Analyst
27
$70K
4
4.11"
>>706289006
>factory worker (food industry)
>22
>$15/hr
>1
>average
life is not so bad, only thing im missing is a nice qt to have some fun with
>>706289006
IT Technician
21
19k
7
6inch
>>706292150
Yeah I am in College.
Yeah I have been told before to work out. I am slowly becoming more and more confident. ;^]
>>706289006
studying / night auditor
23
700€
~15
13cm
>>706292345
git gud
>>706289006
Bar tender.
19
£12/h
5
7.5
>>706292345
Change is hard. Why? Because it's all on YOU to get shit together. Nigga there are kids who can play 3 instruments and get perfect grades, and you're here on the internet.
Use your time better, read and make the effort. Seek out positive change, and it will happen.
NEET lyfe I'm coasting til i start college then ill go back to working as a phone shill
20
NEET
cant be bothered to count. more than 10 tho
8, maybe a lil under if im honest
pic unrelated
Murse
25
65-75k depending how much i work.
4
6.5
python developer
21
2.5k per month
6
7 3/4
>>706289006
Software tester
37
£42,000
2
7.5"
I'm fine with that
>>706292519
finna try
>NEET
>21
>Whatever mommy gives me
>0
>~6in
Guess im the only honest one here
Unemployed
25
None
1
18cm
Operate heavy equipment mostly escavator - oil
26
$51.50 a hour, last yr made $118k
6
7"
highschool
18
don't work
2
6.5inches
>>706292469
What's your major? And see, your in college thats the hard part.
This is me >>706290807 and im just now starting college to be a doctor because my fiance is 7 months away from being an RN. You have a head start on me. Be happy.
Psychologist
22
It depends
4
6 inches
Avionics technician
22
$18/hr
1
6.5 in
>>706289006
Player support with a popular game company
28
16/h
4 gf, 2 1 night stands
4.5"
>>706289006
student
19
0 from jobs, 10k from state
1
6.5"
>>706289006
>Pro gamer (Faze gaming)
>12
>YouTube ad revenue
>Your mom
>11 inches
>>706289006
studying
19
nah
20 dudes 5 girls (ish)
6"
drug dealer
20
about 200 a day
2
5.5 weiner inches
Plumbing apprentice
29
$16/hr
2
7.25"
>>706289006
Strategy at large tech
33
~200k per year
3
17cm
>>706292291
Move to London and double your pay mate
>>706291892
if you're not fat you have no excuse to not go to the park and play guitar til girls start sucking ur dick
you'll start out feeling awkward and sucking, a week later you'll know some chords, a week later you'll be pretty decent, covering some hipster trash(even if you dont like it, its the best music to learn on), a week after that your skin will get better and you'll start grooming better, and a good haircut and good skin is all it takes to be attractive
do it 3 days a week and I give it a month til you hit it off with a girl. the self esteem that gives you will help you get a job and make some positive change.
if you're fat then i guess u can try but that sucks bro
>>706289006
chef at wendy's
43
$8.75/hour
8
5-1/2"
>>706292904
Nah College in the UK is like the equivalent to Community College in the US I think.
When you guys say College you often are referring to University which is an option next year.
Service Canada Employee,
31
83K
Well over 50, mostly 16 - 19
Never measured
>>706292630
I get you mane.
>>706289006
Research Fellow (Humanities)
27
35,000€ / year
12
19,5 cm
>>706293484
So what's university in US? Compare to UK?
>>706293324
I play the guitar and I can attest that "teaching" girls to play the guitar almost always leads to pussy.
It takes longer than three weeks through, but it's worth it.
>>706289006
English teacher
34
50'000 Swiss francs a year on average
2
8 inches
>>706289006
Work in Finance
25
£42,000 p/y
37
6"
>>706289006
Audio/Visual Technician
My rate depends on how much I like the person I'm doing a job for. Last year I made 60k CAD working 8 months.
11 before I figured what a huge faggot I am
6 inches
>>706289006
Engineer
23
$65k
1 (gf 8 years)
6.5
>>706293907
Am 32*
>>706293736
living in france is not worth it
those people are rude, boring, useless slugs
>>706289006
Chemist
23
175k
6
5 inches
>>706292466
19k? That's fuckin horrendous my dude. Gotta be getting more for what you do.
>>706289006
>student (worked as a salesman in Media Markt for the summer)
>18
>nothing (was $4/hr for the summer job)
>3
>16 cm
computer programmer
35
$71,000 USD/year
3
6"
Waiter
22
$10/hr +tips
64
6inches
>>706289006
>Production Supervisor
>25
>$20/hr
>15 (16 if you count that faggot I railed from behind)
>5 inches or something
>>706294209
I don't live in France.
>>706291270
>17
MODS
>>706289006
Doctor
19
Blown twice
8.5
Paint guy (idfk technical terms)
19
$10/HR
1
7.8"
>>706291270
MODS
>>706289006
>journalist
>29
>decent wage
>3 (ex girlfriends for long term)
>7 inches
Resident physician
27
$51k/yr
1
6"
Butcher
19
$10.75 + $16.13 on Sundays
0
6"
>>706289006
>ITT everyone lies about their penis size on an anonymous venetian gondola admiration forum
>>706289368
Very impresssive.
Are you going to mars on elon musk's spaceship all by yourself?
Computer Repair Slave
21
12.36
2
no idea
>>706294409
Polack detected
>>706294837
lol being a doctor for only 51k/year?
what?
>>706291871
Yeah we all knew.
Waitstaff
22
$14.50/hr
I think it's 8 or 9
5 1/2 in
Yeah
>>706294640
You are a doctor at 19? In the USA it takes 4 years of pre-recs and 4 years of medical school with 2 years of internship to become an MD.
That means to be a doctor at 19 you would have to have started at 9, or 11 if you got pre recs done in two years.
This isn't adding up, this isnt adding up at all.
>>706294976
It's called being a resident. I graduated med school, so I have my MD and I'm a doctor, but I'm doing ~6 years of training after graduation (5 years surgery residency + 1 year fellowship).
When I graduate fellowship, income will likely be in range of $275k-400k yearly depending on city.
>>706289006
Student/part time bar back @ country club
21 y/o
$8.25/hr + tips
47 as of last night
A little under 7 inches, banana shaped upward curve
Yeah, you're not a doctor.
>>706295163
I sir, can say that I salute you. Do you have an NPI yet? If so enroll in Medicares PECOS system so you can treat Medicare patients.
I want to be a doctor as well, and I can't wait.
>>706295163
>>706295163
ok.
well, that money is great. its just so long to work for it. best wishes to you. honestly.
Project engineer
24
£30000
4 (3 b4 long term gf)
7''
>>706295301
Who are you responding to? Me (>>706294837
) or this bozo (>>706294640)?
>>706289006
Plant Manager Manufacturing
45
105K + Bonus
60-65 (3 hookers now in my 40's) slowed down a lot
10 dudes, yea, you only live once (Bottom for 7, 3 BJ's
7"L, 6"G
Software Engineer
22
35k/55k American
42
5"
Civil Engineer
29
$27.50/hour
30
6.5
>>706295443
The second one, thought I linked it.
>>706289006
College
18
N/A
0
6
18 and life begun, apparently. Fuckin' hell.
student
18
-40000/yr
0
5.5"
web developer
21
$75k
3
5
Trucking/driving
24
$50,000 yearly USD
6
~5 inches. Little on the smaller size.
>>706295632
Wait until you start working.
One day you'll wake up and realise that this is the rest of your life.
>>706295361
You get an NPI number right out of med school, but that is different from an indepedent medical license. Right now my medical license and prescribing licenses are "educational", so tied to my residency.
If you finish intern year, you can apply for independent licenses (cost a couple grand) and then work urgent care or rural ERs or whatever in your spare time. Some of my friends do it and make like $100/hr. Pick up like an 8-10hr shift per week or so.
I don't feel like my spending my limited free time working, so I didn't bother.
IT/Integrator
37
~65,000$
~50
~6.25"
>custodian
>22
>$700 a month (4 hours a week)
>1
>6 inches
Not a mechanic anymore due to school.
super sayajin
1,000,000
1,000,000
1,000,000
1,000,000
>>706292463
everyone is lonely, even most people in relationships
sucks
>>706295767
Working towards that never being the case - got 50 year old friends with ties in business and music, so most likely I'll at least be able to support what I wanna do.
I live pretty simply, too, so saving money won't be an issue
>>706295793
That's fantastic. Once you get your independent licenses enroll in PECOS, it's free and will add extra income depending.
Being a doctor does not leave a lot of free time from what I hear. How do you like It? Tell me things I might not know or realize about it, because you are me from the future.
>>706289006
Student, right now no side Job
23
...
3
Between 6" and 6.5"
>>706294969
Hungarian actually.
test
Why are you guys so insecure? The avg length is about 5.4-5.5 in the u.s. And no you don't measure the back from your balls or everyone would be fucking 8inches you tards. Its fags like you that make chicks assume everyguy is 6in +. 7.5 here n proud you basement dwelling virgins.
Electrician
29
$42/hr
2
6 1/2 inches
designer
27
18.50
25
6.5"
>>706296342
Oh, and out of 100 guys, 4 would be over or at 6.4 inches. Literally nearly everyone here doesn't know how to measure.
studying
21
500€
1
6 inches
Electrical Engineering Student
26
$22 Last Internship
38
9"
>>706289006
lol so many 7" - 8" here , guess the world average doesnt apply to /b ....
>>706292409
4.11, the +0.01 makes the difference?
>>706296534
They're fucking measuring from their balls adding 4 inches.. They're all 4-5
Mechanical engineer.
33
~$107,000 last year.
2, and I'm lucky it's that high.
~5.5" erect.
>>706289006
Jobless bum
30
$0
At least 40, probably more
5.5"
>>706296770
THANKS FOR YOUR HONEST POST
>>706293981
Engineer? What kind lol.
unemployed
22
NEET
1
6.2
~Leader of the Lord's Resistance Army
~54
~$20 million
~88+
~8"
>>706289006
NEET
25
0
2
4'' maybe?
>>706295096
You've been trolled my friend
coder
21
46k
2
7''
>>706296917
Alpha af
>>706289006
Internship, part of my study
21
not much, €350/hr
1
7"
>>706296843
Process Control
>>706296932
I'd pet that little faggot
Whiskey manufacturing
22
£27500 p.a
8 I think
6" and a bit
>>706296971
hr > month
Engineer
22
$68k
3
6"
Chemist
22
$20/hr
25
6.5"
>>706296614
Looks like. For all you tards. You measure from Tip of your dick to the upward end and point to point with an lineal not with the curve. You can't have all an 8 inch dick. No I'm not butthurt im over inch and measure it right.
student
19
$16.33/hour
12
6.3"
>>706296926
Nah. Just using my cognitive abilities to determine how ludicrous that would be.
student
20
0
0 girls 0 guys
0
>>706296993
hey how much programming do you guys get, including plc programming
power engineering student
20
don't work
5
7"
>>706289006
Looks like the dick size average on 4chan is 2 inch about the world average
DIA Intelligence Analyst
29 YO
92000/YR
>30 (seriously how are you supposed to know this?)
7"x4" (pencil dick IRL feelsbad)
>>706296917
What is this NEET and why do some money people work there?
Emperor-cook-physicist-transcendental sorcerer-welder
googol to the power of googol googols of aeons old
infinity cubed
simultaneously all of them
my dick is quantum filament of existence
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ch5yhbR.jpg "image[1].jpg")
>>706289006
Software Engineer
~$6/hr after tax
7
6.5 inches
--------
Yes, with masters from good university, with previous work experience and perfect english.
Whenever you US faggots complain about your wage, remember me and others who live in central europe.
> GS-15
> 25
> $117k
> 1
> 6"
feels wrong priorities man
retail/college
19
work for my parents
0
18cm (not amerifag)
>>706297441
so... social security disability benefits?
>>706297227
I seriously need a plc programmer for my project haha
>>706297345
>How are you supposed to know this?
I keep a list of girls names that I fucked... Autistic? Maybe. But I like to know for medical reasons. Im at 33.
>>706293668
Not this guy but university in the UK is what college is in the US, over here college is just a stepping stone to uni for most people
Western lowland Gorilla
17
0$
∞
6'9"
College student (military college, so can't get job)
19
None
0
6.9 inches
>>706297441
1.6 x 10e-35 meters is a pretty small dink dude
>>706297547
I'm jealous you got a list. I should take the time to figure it out. I could be way sluttier than I think I am.
>Researcher
>I'm 28 years old.
>About 83k a year.
>I'm a virgin.
>I'm overweight so my penis looks pretty small about four inches hard. Though I'm hoping it'll get bigger if I slim down.
>>706289006
Studying computer science
19
190/month
0
7"
>>706289006
>Customer Service Manager
>24
>3$/hour (i'm not joking)
>1
>15 cm
>>706297683
I started it a long time ago. I keep it hidden, but it's useful information. No way I could remember all the chicks without it.
>>706289006
Avionics tech
19
$20/hr
3 for extended periods of time (shortest term was like four months)
Girth 5.5", length 6.5"
>>706297651
you suicidal yet?
i didnt jerk off til i was 19 and didnt get laid til 19 either
Produce Clerk
18
$11.40/hr
1
7"
>>706294855
found the micropenis
>>706297227
Decent amount, we are mostly DeltaV though. I'm more service than programming though (i.e. troubleshooting).
Project manager
25
~50K
~10
~6"
>>706289006
n/a
27
6 (I got married when I was 18)
5.9 (4.5" girth)
software engineer
29
$65k
10-20?
7in
Manufacturing engineer
25
Bit over $26k/yr. Been in that position for 11 months so far, hopefully gets better with time or maybe I get to change.
5, 2 of them were girlfriends.
About 7.5"
>>706289006
student
24
~33$/h
0
15cm
>>706289006
NEET
18
£0
0
I don't know that's fucking gay dude
>>706295936
Speak for yourself. I'm a married introvert, so I'm almost never lonely. If anything I want more time by myself.
>>706289006
Engineer
24
60k
18
6
>Mechanical Engineer
>26
>63000
>4 girls (plus 3 guys ;D)
>6.5 inch
Thanks for reminding me how fuckin great my life is
>>706297526
correct
>>706297656
still gets the job done
minimum wage fast food shit hole
17
$8.50/hr
1
7 inches
CEO
43
300k netto
13
6"
>>706289006
lawn equipment mechanic.
19
1300€ a month
0
15.5cm
Janitor (first job start tomorrow)
21
9 American dolleroos an hour
Zero
Last time I checked was 5 and a half inches but that was when I was 15
>>706298322
Thats no 7inch and press the cardboard a bit more into skin and u bleed
>>706289006
studying
18
none
0
7.8 inches
>>706289006
studying
19
absolute zero
1
7"
>>706298808
>implying he hasnt measured his penis in 6 years
sure thing buddy
bartender
26
60-80 grand a year
100ish
7
Personal trainer, crossfit coach, help run a food-prep business
Late 20's
$30/hr. Training, $22/hr. Coaching, and $10/hr. Food prep
8
A hair over 8"
Army Officer (platoon command)
27
around $42K/year
15
7+
>>706289006
student
14
nothing
1 girl multiple times
5
Help desk
41
$80,000
25
5"
>>706289006
Systems analyst
43
73600/yr
28
7.25"x5.5"
Robotic engineering student
18
Nothing
0 (but 1 guy)
4 inches (yes i know that is small)
>>706289006
Customer Service and student
18
$30,000
3
6"
>>706289006
Financial Analyst
25
$50k
4 girls
Uh. Never measured. Probably average
Engine Calibrator
26
73,000USD/Yr ish
37
6.5 inch
>>706289006
youtube
18
1 dollar per month
0
6 inches
Prototype Engineer
25
$60,000
3
I'VE GOT A FULL 5 INCHES, IN OTHER WORDS A MASSIVE DICK
>>706289006
musician
20
not a lot
20ish
6"
>>706290807
>>706291604
>>706291827
>>706292010
>>706292079
>>706292087
>>706292095
>>706292612
>>706292719
>>706292749
>>706292790
>>706292819
>>706293210
>>706293663
>>706293736
>>706294640
>>706294643
>>706294746
>>706295376
>>706295545
>>706296460
>>706296932
>>706296971
>>706297268
>>706297345
>>706297513
>>706297595
>>706297651
>>706297762
>>706298088
>>706298322
>>706298326
>>706298692
>>706298991
>>706299033
>>706299424
>>706299546
>>706299691
>>706300408
Is this a YLYL thread? Over 2/3 of posters have 7 inc + dicks, who are we kidding? What is lower than lying about your dicksize on an anonymous board? Holy shit.
>The fact literally every single one of you has an above average sized dick
Something's not quite adding up.
>>706289006
Developer
46
65k
under 10
6" cut
>>706289006
>studying
>18
>1050 SEK a month
>0
>16 cm/6.2 inches
History student
19
Fuck all
Only my ex
Vagina
Engineer
31
$78k/yr in a place where $180k gets you a 1600 sqft house
9
5 inches
No complaints.
Supervision
26
$20/hour
107
7.5
Security contractor
25
200$ per day (6k a month)
A shit ton
Round up to 7" from 6.8
>>706289006
office drone
35
25k
0 - still a virgin
4.5"
>>706300953
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Level designer / student
26
10€/h
at least 7?
14cm
>>706300953
I'm not lying though
>>706301020
tits and timestamp or gtfo
0
26
0
0
7
do i win(lose)?
>>706289006
Airport Security
20
Approximately $100.000
None
6 Inches
Truck Driver
37
22.00 per hour
7
5
>>706300953
Doubt most people are lying about their dicks though. A thread that asks about dicks will only attract people who have big dicks and who want to show off. Dicklets won't want to come here
Insurance sales leader
19
3k-4k a month
9
7in
CTO
32
150k +/- Bonus's
around 10
6
>>706301165
You sir, are a wizard.
grunt laborer at a smelting plant
19
around $44000 a year
0
around 6 inches if i measured right
>>706300953
Think about it though..small dick men would be too embarrassed to enter this thread.
Sr. Financial Analyst
24
65k
2
6
None
13
$0
2
5.8 inch
Art Director, video games
29
150k
21
7
Vehicle inspector for traffic safety
34
About 3000 USD a Monty
Have nailed about 11-12 girls in my life.
Penis is 6 inches
studying
20
none
7
16.5cm
Benefits Director @ Large company
29
230,000/yr
Around 7ish
6.5
Why am I on 4chan? Because I grew up here. Happy Birthday 4chan.
>>706301940
never leave the people that raised you
also gove me 10k pls k thanks
Job title: Cad-engineer
Age: 23
Wage: 15,000
Girls pwnd: 2
penis: 7inches~
Finance
26
130k
4
7"
>>706299842
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Labor for landscaper
22
£8/hr
1
5-6in (measured from top. is that the normal fashion?)
>>706300953
If I was lying about the size of my cock, why would I admit to it being uselessly skinny?
KEK your dick must be invisible to be so mad.
Student
18
n/a
3
7"
>>706289006
stick welder 4011 local uniot/safety osha assiatant
just turned 31 in august
86,880 before taxes
6 3/4 long 1.1/4 wide
>>706299842
why do these underage fuckers not get banned immediately.
Mods, are you sleeping?
Security supervisor at a hospital
34
32.50
7 girls 3 guys
6.5
>>706289006
Autodidact drawing student
29
0
2 girls once, 1 girl twice
16.5 cm
>>706289006
>An Army
>20
>Little over 2k monthly
>11 i think
>6
public service
21
-
5
>>706303879
6inch
>>706289006
clothing sorter
27
9.60
something like 20 (give or take a few)
6 on a bad day 8 on a good one
firefighter
18
15k
3
4"
>>706289006
software engineer
30
110k
0
6''
>>706303914
was gnna call u a faggot but then
> 6 inch
good job buddy
Welder / Maintenence Worker
Just turned 23
13.50/17.00
0 - Kissless Virgin
6.5L x 6.5W
fml.
>>706304020
you only make 15K as a firefighter?
>>706304456
trainee position my local FD is trialing
>>706289006
Assembly line
21
13.00
around 6-8
5inch
Casual dining waiter
I'll be 20 on tuesday
About 15-16k usd
2 (on a technicality)
14cm (around 5.5 inches with decent girth)
Sr Systems Analyst
27
90k no tax
Over 20 not counting Asian prostitutes
8"
>>706304634
i figured it was something along those lines. how long until you move on from training into a core position and how much should you make then?
>>706304804
i got 2 years training then should i get a full contract at the end between 29-36k
>>706304962
wicked
App development
23
£26k
like 10 ish
7.5"
![latest[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UpCIjUg.gif "latest[1].gif")
Architect
33
250.000/year
30ish
6,6 inches
>>706289006
McDonald's Crew Member
18
6 pound/hr
1
4
>>706305579
>inch
>>706289006
starbucks
30
15,000/year
2
5.5
Architect
33
40k
0
5"
unemployed
19
0.00
1
7" length 4.5" girth
>>706289006
none, just had heart surgery
23
none till disability kicks in
0
7
>>706305579
honest fag
>>706289006
Electrical Engineer
30
66k/year
2
5.5
Law
33
750k this year
Over 50 (now married)
5 (on a good day)
>>706289006
Unemployed/ part time
23
~€500/ m
2
6"
>>706289006
Audit at hotel in tourist town
19
10 an hour plus comission
3
6.5
>>706306299
both girls were virgin, married to last one.
I could be making 100k a year for my job if I started early, but I finished my school when I was 29, so not bad
Student
19
0€/Hr
2
17cm
>>706304020
I thought you had to be over 5" to be a firefighter? Do they not do penis inspection at your station?
>DMV Motor-vehicle Representative
>23
>$15
>5
>7" last time I checked
Municipal Code Enforcement
27
23.30/hr
1 (and "she" is a trap)
6 inches
Dock clerk/post office
25
44k/y
0 (I'm asex)
6in
>>706289006
.Net Developer
19
£26k
4
7"
>>706292267
lulz
>>706289006
Tech
34
100k
11 full on
5.5 inches
barista
23
$17 an hour
9
6 inches
