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Expecting the unexpected.
I expect booty
Oh god, how I've missed playing the piano. 4 long years since I last played and oh my god it's good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKmtlQH6XzU
Play that and ill lay naked on your piano.
I don't know, my piano is rather short on scale. I could check out what I can do.
>Naked bodies on a piano
sweaty cuddle rape
>beautiful
Lay naked on the... bed, then?
You'll have to start on the couch and work your way to my bed.
That is little to be desired. Almost demeaning.
Damn i wish i hade a young boy that would be hella kinky and love the cock <3
>>706268251
How young ?
>>706268539
16-18 , Thats the legal age in sweden <3
>>706268653
Hah, I feel you. There's a lack of cute boys in sweden.
>>706268539
8-12
If you tried to get a 17 year old here you would be a pedophile.
>>706268653
aand how old would you be ?
>>706268994
20 <3
>>706268954
In sweden you're not allowed to be with a 16 yo if you're 25+ i think. Theres some rules like that .
>>706268653
My (furry) boyfriend is a qt 15yo sub :3
>>706269099
Not a rule, more like social limitations. It's not illegal but just socially looked down upon by everyone.
>>706269099
I think that's just a common sense thing, not so much rules. It's weird if you're like a decade older than someone you're dating at that age.
>>706268948
Years you should be locked up for
would you date someone online?
>>706269281
For what
>>706269321
In the furry community I would. It's a lot easier to find people and they tend to be better at handling distance dating as long as there's an option you'd eventually meet up.
>>706267687
Sleep tight reap tight
>>706269321
I'd hate someone online.
>>706269560
that dick tho.
I wouldnt date someone online since we'd never meetup.
I expect the expected since that's really just logical
Also one thing i kinda wanna do is fuck a bigger dude, that would also be hella hot.
>>706269362
For harvesting too early. Booty needs time to mature and must be picked only when its ripe
>>706269734
This
Its like Bananas
The green ones are gross
The brown ones are gross
You need the lightly green to bright yellow ones for best flavor and experience.
>>706269910
>implying yellow with brown dots on the peel isn't god tier flavor
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I fucking hate bananas
>>706270061
Tastes like shit. Lightly green and bright yellow like young adults are best.
>>706270065
I think you have a form of Tourette's.
>>706270061
who drew this ?
>>706270277
darkgem
wow demos are you some kind of antisemite
>>706270256
do i
>>706269734
Need them small and cute.
>>706270466
It seems so.
little kids are anything but cute dude
>>706270564
based on?
>>706270628
>little kids are anything but cute dude
This
>>706270628
>little kids are anything but cute dude
>>706270628
>>706270628
>>706270628
>>706270628
Your outbursts.
>>706270746
My outbursts are rooted on logic and reason.
Subby, you should play Overwatch.
I have no friends.
Actual little kids look like fucking ugly gremlins with their tiny bodies and round heads. Actually, they look like Matsus.
>>706270823
You don't have to be ashamed.
I have no ethernet cable so my internet blows rn
have you played any melee recently caity-kun
hi cait
>>706270967
Ashamed of what?
I don't actually talk like this.
Get it. Das what I use.
Not for at least a month. Pretty much given it up at this point.
Also, hi Demos. It's been some time.
>>706271150
I think I've seen enough to say that you do.
Going by input, everyone acts irl exactly how they act here.
I'll order one when I get paid on friday, promise.
Melee's pretty cool also and you should totally play more.
>>706271319
I'm not nearly as aggressive irl
>>706271319
>>706271308
simply not true
>>706271383
Dont talk to me.
>>706271467
But it is true, thats what everyone says.
Shit, man. If you're short on dosh, I'm not about to make you do anything. I just play a lot of Overwatch as of late, no matter how painful it may be at times.
Well, I don't find myself drawn to it any longer. No desire to practice or compete or even play casually with my roommate.
I could buy it now but I'm cheap and lazy. I've been meaning to for awhile anyway.
I guess it's hard to love melee as much as I do. Man, and I'm still so bad at it, too.
>>706271635
#sorrynotsorry
>>706271635
says about what
I probably spend way too much money. Regardless, if you do get it, be sure to notify me.
Honestly, it feels kinda good to be out of it all. It really bothered me when I did play because I was always shit.
>>706268653
15 is the legal age you twat
>>706271821
Everyone acts in person as they act here of course.
yeah I'll let you know
I've not gotten absolutely destroyed by anyone in a very long time, which is I think why I'm not dismayed about the game at all. I always know it's possible to beat people. Also I gave my dickhead friend the work at a tournament on tuesday.
>>706272144
everybodys probably a lot calmer and normal irl
>>706271467
All I'm hearing is denial. Learn to love yourself. Don't worry, everyone else will hate you enough to compensate.
>>706272298
I'm actually pretty high energy IRL. Especially around melee.
>>706272298
Thats not what people say about meeeEE
I main support (namely a lot of Mercy). It's suffering.
Give your dickhead friend the dick.
>>706272425
HMPH
>>706272450
>High energy around melee
well that's sort of self-explanatory
>>706272460
do you expect me to know what people say about you
I'll probably just play whichever character runs real fast.
No absolutely not. I think he's straight, but more importantly he's a beta faggot passive aggressive nu-male. Literally my least favorite type of human being.
>>706272671
in other contexts too, though. I'm just a high energy guy. Until I get home.
>>706272671
Don't be a sour-puss.
A certain support runs the fastest, but other characters like Harambe can have bursts of speed and agility. To be honest, no hero is too fast if you exclude abilities.
I understand some of those words. What is your favorite type of human being?
Anyone else here into chubby boys <3
>>706272671
Yes because you are here like 24/7
>>706267206
Thank you for that, Furry Anon.
>harambe
Dicks out? Dicks out.
Manly men such as myself, obviously.
>>706273070
Of course
>>706272812
>>706273056
well
that's a really slowed down version of the blue ridge mountains intro
also
>fleet foxes without an entire male chorus
raus
Well, giant gorilla with a peanut butter addiction basically = Harambe living on in this virtual world.
Right. What with all that muscle that you've got.
Thank you blizzard for adequately respecting the memory of Harambe (pbuh)
I've got a masculine personality in the body of a short effeminate queer.
>>706270251
False. Light green and yellow isn't sweet hardly and leaves a waxy film in your mouth.
Agree about the boys, but your taste in actual fruit is trash
Doesn't make it any easier to deal with my peanut butter addiction. I've seriously gained fifteen pounds from the beginning of this past summer until now. Well, not strictly from peanut butter, though.
How adorable.
yeah but you were really skinny anyway so it's probably fine, this is just a normalizing process
am I cute senpai
>>706273505
Heres some music that is more sporting of your... fantastic culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dixAycLuqKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxks3Z6QByc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McJcDToEiyw
>>706274036
>icp
>black
pardon
also I like fleet foxes dude I was just saying that version is really slowed down
https://myreadingmanga.info/tag/kii-kanna/
this guy has such cute little stories
>>706270388
Did you mean Deimos? Cuz I know a furry by that name, wolf guy in tx
>>706267687
sleep tight reap tight
>>706273900
When it gets brown its too sweet. Thats when you put them in smoothies or banana bread.
>>706274293
not so much, no
>>706274158
you're black?
>>706274293
everything revolves around you doesn't it
>>706274158
Fleet Foxes isnt good enough for a KANG like you of superior culture.
It's not a normalizing process. I've just been eating irresponsibly to attempt to dull the pain of living, and it's become habit. I can see that some of the weight has gone to good use, but some hasn't.
You're cute as a cucumber. Well, if that were actually the phrase.
Is a bunch of it in your butt? That'd be best really.
Cool as a cucumber, and yes, I'm that too.
>>706274442
One of my great grandparents is.
>>706274458
This shitposting has ceased to make any sense.
>>706274619
WUZ
>>706274619
please have curly hair
>>706274783
yup
Doubtless some has gone there. I see now that I should forever keep up leg day. I've been doing my normal stuff with various weights and calisthenics consistently, but I haven't had the power in me to run lately. Coming up on nearly three weeks since I've run...
But how can you be cool and hot at the same time?
yeah dude I've been lazy af too working out is just harder and harder to do these days
every time I try the song "lazy" just plays in the back of my head
I'm just a special snowflake like that. A very hot snowflake.
I've been having trouble getting out of bed ever since I stopped running. Nothing feels easy anymore. Not that living was really ever easy, but it's seemed a lot more doable than it has lately. The struggles seem more artificial than tangible.
To be a special snowflake is just to be normal, nowadays.
I hit snooze at least 10 times every single morning man, the struggle is real.
Clearly I must genocide all the other snowflakes so I will be the only special one remaining.
>>706274448
You can revolve around muh dick.
But really it was an honest question, small world and all that.
>>706272571
S-sauce
But this isn't how I want to live. I never did this before, but I feel powerless to change it now. Even if I address every error in my life and tell myself what I should do, I can't find anything left inside of me to carry it out.
Good thing I'm just normal.
you're just burnt out, you've been in college for too long doing the same old things with the same old people
and obviously you're not getting genocided I need you as a sex slave after I finish establishing the fascist republic of america
>>706275951
Oh gawd you and everyone else. I swear to jebus our generation is just going to starve itself to death because they can't get to the fridge
can i be not genocided too
>>706276078
given the meteoric rise in american obesity rates I wouldn't worry about that
>>706276167
FIIIIIIINE
Any furs around Houston? Going to a meetup with a bunch of other furs today.
>>706276238
ty
Hello gfur.
>>706272571
>Is this the same artist for this?
BabyFurs are disgusting. That's were I cross the line.
>>706276250
you all better be open carrying
>>706276327
what's good autismo
>>706276304
but you owe me
I don't want anything but this; this time is great. I'm not tired of college. College has never been the problem. I'm just trying to find happiness and failing miserably, so much so that I'm having a terrible time.
>>706276238
Only good thing about it is it makes used-to-be-fit dudes like me still look pretty good. I just can't force myself to train like a boxer when I am not competing and every normal routine feels like it's just too mild to be worth doing.
>>706276408
fine you can have my matsu folder
clearly it can't be that great if you're not happy. Even if you think you like something, getting stuck in a rut is a big part of losing passion for life.
>>706276567
it's like the entire world is your fat wingman
>>706276661
alright yeah gas chamber 4 u
>>706276408
Cc on my part at least. I worry about h8 crimes but more so I worry about the other furs. I would never admit it to them but a few definitely strike me as supreme gentlemen, thank God anyone can get laid at a furry meet so there isn't the same sexually frustrated rage.
>>706276408
I'm scared.
Like it's me vs the whole world.
>>706267687
Sleep tight Reap tight
>>706276784
what if i gave you all my gamecube controllers
>>706276784
I like that outlook. The world is now my ugly bar friend as well as my oyster
>>706276802
Hate crimes don't real but other furries are definitely a problem.
>>706276931
well you need to keep at least ONE so you can play melee too
I'll take the others though
>>706276886
it's not, the world is entirely apathetic towards your bizarre and pitiful existence
>>706277069
I'm hungry.
Running (in my opinion excessively) and my even momentary interest in competitive eating both put me in a weird place. The former made me extremely hungry and justified eating a shitload, and the latter encouraged me to start my bingeing lifestyle.
Now that I've stopped running, I still can't stop what became the norm of eating excessively, and it's tearing me apart because I'm very self-conscious.
I mean you did pick a hobby that's sort of reliant on maintaining other good habits as well.
>>706277227
Then go eat something you dumb fuck.
>>706277069
I have been at the meetups on and off for 8 years (29, such an oldfag) and aside from a couple watery stalkers and a near raping of a passed out dude at a party I haven't seen any violence. Still cc and all that but I was curious if you had any spooky run ins with other furs.
>>706277462
Me? Oh no absolutely not. I avoid other furries like the plague at this point. Not because I'm afraid of them as much as because I don't want the 'tism to rub off on me.
Thank god, you're here, Julian.
i don't sleep with my paws above the covers
and i dont masturbate in bed
>>706277604
Ah I dig it. Might be a benefit of the big city, but the meetups here would have 30+ furs of all shapes sizes ages genders orientations and levels of wizardry. It's pretty sweet.
>>706277717
Dis baka ass nigga
>>706277627
I think you mean "Praise kek"
>>706277717
you don't have paws so
>>706277785
I live in philadelphia. I assume there are massive fur meetups that I'm unaware of...and I am content to remain unaware of them.
>There are people who masturbate on their bed and sleep in it.
>>706277717
Yeah, you do it in public and quite honestly I think you should stop.
The solution for me is to run a reasonable amount and eat consistently well barring a treat or two at the end of the week. This would make me infinitely happier. Good luck actually carrying it out, though.
The amount of time that I spend on food currently is really disturbing. I'm a good bit less studious now.
>>706277366
please don't yell at me
im just trying to make my way in life
Hmm... Who's posting Sakamoto-san?
>>706277860
Sure, whatever tickles your fancy.
>>706277873
SHUT
>>706277860
i was making reference to the sign
cait is posting sakamoto
>>706277860
So you're just in it for the art and the banter?
>If I just made responsible decisions everything would be better!
Isn't that true of all of us? But what fun are responsible decisions, really?
>>706278010
I know.
>>706278005
That's caitlyn.
>>706278010
Listen. That kind of behaviour is weird even for Floridians.
Oh, should've figured.
>>706278066
You could put it like that. I think of it more as I have a gross weird fetish that I keep on the internet.
>>706278131
Actually it's pretty much the florida mean.
>>706278095
I think finding a cute butt to stuff when I feel like it is a responsible choice if you know it would make you happier.
So responsible decisions can be a lot of fun. Looking hawt is fun too, so eating right is fun in the long run.
>>706278131
i don't do it in "public" public
gosh
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M EATING
I'M EATING A FRUIT
>>706278250
Bah. You're a self-loathing fur.
>>706278408
CANNIBAL
For me, they're the world. They're fun to me. I'm sure as hell not having a fuckton of fun right now just giving in to my desires. I hate myself with either equal and greater force for each thing I do, such that I can't even enjoy myself even while I'm doing something that I supposedly enjoy because my immediate disgust nullifies any pleasure.
There's no fun right now. It's just out of control.
>>706278288
I was talking to caitlyn, not you, but no I think generally speaking random hookups are the opposite of responsible.
>>706278414
I adore myself.
>>706278447
10/10
>>706278347
That old lady who reported you to the police begs to differ. Luckily for you you ran off in to the woods like a startled raccoon.
you need to get laid, kiddo
>>706278570
never happened
>>706278485
There are people who have sex outside of random hookups. For someone who thinks they have weird, disgusting fetishes you're kinda close-minded. I mean you just said sex is irresponsible.
>>706278707
As far as the police know, yes.
That isn't the goddamn solution to anything in my life. Forgive the teen angst, but you have, unsurprisingly, no clue what goes on inside of me.
>>706278862
>I mean you just said sex is irresponsible.
thats not what he said tho
>>706278408
The only fruit I have now is durian in the fridge but it's a couple days old so it's going to be crap
>>706278891
i'm a sneaky ninja
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE
I MADE MY MISTAAAAAAKES
it'd help.
>>706278862
I'm not close minded at all, I've considered all of these things very carefully. Non-monogamous sex is an innately risky endeavor, ergo, not responsible. That isn't a prohibition on doing it at all, but one should acknowledge when one is rolling dice.
>>706279037
All those hours watching and obsessing over Naruto paid off for you.
>>706278964
Not the guy you were talking to but do you think anyone has any clue at all what goes on in anyone else's head? The only way people feel or act like they do is through having a person opening up and honestly sharing their thoughts til the other person can start to figure out what goes on in the other ones head. That's as close as one person has ever come to actually understanding anyone else. Ever.
If you don't run with your arms behind your back, are you really a shinobi?
I don't really see what it could help. I have no desire to do anything of that sort.
It's likely just because sexuality is a bigger part of your life that you'd offer such prescriptions, and I can't blame you.
But please understand that it's not any part of my life.
that's one stylish cat
>>706279074
People in monogamous relationships catch STDs all the time lol. Of course it is less risky to have sex with a person who pinky swears they won't do it with anyone else but really not by much. I am not condoning stranger danger, that's ridiculous, but I personally believe a few weeks online followed by a couple irl hangouts is long enough for me to figure out if they are sluts or not and that is acceptable risk to me. Monogamous relationships have always, always sucked and ended in hatred for me, so might just be a different background.
>>706265132
Wow this is beautiful art
No, caitlyn, it's because you're a man, and I understand how male psychology works. You've rationalized sex as being irrelevant to your life, but the drive is an underlying part of your biology and a failure to pursue and achieve it underpins everything you do. Just as the grumpy man denies that it's hunger causing his entirely real dilemma, you cannot understand that your celibacy is actually a variable affecting your happiness until you've done something about it.
>>706279604
>people in monogamous relationships catch STDs all the time
Well, if both partners enter the relationship clean, and suddenly STDs come into the picture, it's a safe bet that someone wasn't monogamous. That's pretty much tautology.
Again, I'm not making a moral prohibition about your sexual behaviors, lord knows I'm no paragon of virtue. I'm just acknowledging real risk.
>>706279463
I have no idea who you are responding to but of it was about the butt thing it was only a humorous attempt to show that some responsible decisions can be fun.
Welp, guess I should shed off this inherently flawed human form, then.
See you in whatever lies beyond.
>>706279844
Yeah the joke was that people cheat all the time, I totally respect your out look.
No, bad caitlyn. Don't do that.
>>706280169
Oh well if you just plain don't trust anyone that's fair enough too and entirely reasonable.
>>706280275
It's a bummer, I love companionship and company and intimacy and of course sex but I have been fucked around by too many peeps. Now I have as much fun as I can and get as intimate as I can allow myself while constantly re reminding myself that every person alive would sell you to slavers under some circumstances. Or at the very least could become someone you hate and hates you back and literally might try to kill you one day.
It's a bummer, but I make due. Make do?
>>706280691
Make do.
>>706280757
Thank you
