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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706248073
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>706264005
What do you know. The only non-whiskey I have.
>oh boy
>>706264437
And then they dance.
https://youtu.be/d_yYC5r8xMI
Rory-sama claimed
>>706264132
Fuck no, THIS IS MY BUILDING AND I WILL PUSSY OUT ND BUY BUG SPRAY TO PROTECT IT!
>>706264228
Fckr
>
Umi claimed
>>706264008
Sure hope you can get that working soon. Not sure how bad you need it but I'm just an idiot here. Oh it's an entire series? I thought it was the one anime, might watch it all when I get the time
>>706264069
I can't but I'm saying it's you now and you can't disprove it.
>>706264132
DOC THIS IS SOME GOOD NEWS REGGIE SMILES ONCE MORE
>>706264437
Insects of every type are also evil
>>706264558
That spider has my heart!
>>706264748
Whoa,whoa,whoa. Don't harm them they're not trying to hurt you! Make friends with them.
>>706264895
Even butterflies?
Mmm yes i could really go for a mars bar
>>706264957
Yes. Though I think I'd have to live with them and bees for pollination. Spiders just easy other insects, plenty of animals do that. Are there pollinating animals? I'm not sure
>>706265351
You're a deceiving snickers bar, begone agent of evil!
>>706264773
It's a fog light. Living in Cali, it's not really needed at all. But it looks cool!
It is, kinda. Each series it's kind of it's own stand alone. Each one gives a very brief backstory as to each of the previous ones.
>Original
>Macross 7
>Macross Frontier
>Macross Delta
There's plenty of movies and OVAs, but these are the MAIN series as far as I know.
>>706264957
NOPE! SWEEP THE LEGS, NO MERCY!
>>706265550
Snickers®/ TM Trademarks © Mars, Incorporated 2016. Other trademarks are property of their respective owners.
Calamity-masu'd
>>706265527
Hello Shizu
>>706265698
irrelevant. You're a snickers masquerading as a Mars bar. We know the truth
Claimed.
>>706265926
Hello, how're you?
>>706265458
Some animals do help with pollination. Fruit and nectar bats for example.
>>706265603
Fine! You cold hearted man!
>>706265926
I'm a million different people from one day to the next.
>>706265978
Sleepy, lying in bed, hungry and resisting the call of heresy. How are you doing? Did you sleep yet?
>>706266085
Okay. Fuck butterflies and bees them. All insects must be purged
>>706266091
Then you're saying you're a different Mars bar claimer than the other day?
Claim
>>706266303
If we didn't have bees, a large portion of surface life couldn't be supported. Including humans. Insects are important!
>>706266303
One of the many shitposting personas I have, so no. I'm the same idiot.
I don't claim a waifu because fuck or something gay like that.
>>706266340
Hello, friend. How are you?
>>706266436
Irrelevant. I'm okay with being deaf if it means no insects
>>706266486
But Mars is the best candy bar. How could you cheat on it?
>>706266756
It's a kyoukutie!
>>706265603
Well good to know. Wasn't sure if it was real foggy where you were but it'd be doubtful. Don't worry on the looks too much lol. I take it's the standard 12 per season or soemthing but I may get into it some time.
Gonna dip out later mang
>>706266756
Beep boop kyoubot's a slacker.
>>706266804
I do it for the vine.
>>706266085
Please, they have over 25 other floors they can stick to. Just stay out of the first floor, and we have no problems. But they can't seem to do that.
>>706266805
I know, just kinda bugs me that they worked before, and now they don't.
It's 26 per season, but i think the original and 7 had 40.
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>706266756
>>706266804
>>706267002
>
>>706266892
I'm playing League of Cancer.
>>706266804
Snickers > mars
>>706267335
Snickers is a meme
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>706267281
>playing league
Why?
>>706267386
Its a good meme
>>706266804
That's a harsh thing to say. We should all live no matter what!
>>706266920
They like gravity, it's closer to the ground
>>706267656
Then they can go to the fucking basement!
>Wake up
>So erect it hurts
>Try to sit up
>Almost black out
Why is all of my blood in my dick, my dreams were not erotic
>>706268047
Because your 12
Thats just a part of growing up
>>706266756
YA-YAMEROO
>>706268328
Memed!
>>706268404
bazinga
sorry about that, had to prove to tomoko that im actually really bad at league since he doesnt believe me
gonna do some school work and hang out here
>>706268505
ceiling
>>706268496
Zaboinger
>>706268505
Do yo work nigga
Claiming Felix
Good morning, /waifu/
>>706268009
Well, you should hang out in the basement. I'm sure most of them are there :^)
>>706268615
good morning sacho
>>706268620
and hang out here yes
>>706268760
i told you im not the real sachi
>>706268682
Hey there Kitten.
>>706268688
I'd rather NOT go in the abandoned bank vault.
>>706268934
Ayy senpai <3
>>706268615
>>706268688
Nice hat
>>706269217
Ferris :^)
>>706268760
Fine but you better get it all finished
>>706269427
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals- no.
not in a copypasta mood today
>>706269217
Doin well today~?
>>706269526
Hey Galil-chan
>>706269582
For a morning, I guess
About to play some halo with a friend
>>706269558
>>706269843
"Hi, police? It's che-"
>line goes dead
>>706269778
I just realized how lewd that picture is
>>706269956
>male nipple
>lewd
Gay.
>>706269956
:^)
>>706270056
>He wouldn't fuck the shit out of Felix
Fuck outta here you faggot
>>706270120
Wew, no more please
>>706269778
Ohhh, which one?
>>706270120
Where's Kitten with a heart bubble. I always liked that one best!
>>706270373
<3
>>706270434
The 5th one
Aka one of the worse ones
>>706270434
Hello
>>706270595
ODST was GOAT
Also, keep posting lewds
>found an SKS with proper wooden furniture and a bayonet at Canadian Tire
>~$300 IIRC
>tfw no firearms license
>tfw nowhere to keep firearms anyway because my family is anti-freedom
>>706267402
Why not :^)
Playing my placement matches, won first 2.
>>706270595
Ah, I think 4 was as high as I played. I wanted to get the 5th purely for story reasons.
>>706270770
Hey there Togame.
>>706264558
I was asking you how to torso rotate or whatever it's called in MWO and still keep sight of the enemy.
>>706264748
Makoto~
>>706267281
Why not Cancer of Legends?
Hello all of you neko lovers, and everyone else I didn't see because I was scrolling through too fast.
>>706268394
>>706271005
>>tfw no firearms license
This is the face of the non American
>>706271252
Hello Horns
>LOL
>FELT
Well who doesn't like a Disney Princess story mixed in with their Japanese formal bullshit?
>>706271362
Or a Commiefornian. Or a Jew Yorker. But hey, we actually have better gun laws than most of not-America. Take Bongistan. At least we can own semiautos and handguns here in Canuckistan and don't need an actual reason to want guns- just a safety course and background check, which are honestly ideas I can agree with. And who knows? Maybe if you elect Wallman our gun laws will improve, since we follow America's lead in a lot of things. I just want my magazines uncucked and better imports. No G3 makes me sad.
>>706271478
Keit ai was pretty shit
>>706271855
Door Punch > Ghost Slide > Keit Ai
>>706272034
Boku no pico > every
>>706271165
Yes, hello. How's you day going so far?
>>706272109
Nice togameet you.
>>706272034
>>706272079
You need to work on your Meme game fam.
How could you even put Boku no Pico in the same category? Masterpieces stand alone and have no reason to be juxtaposed to other series.
>>706270996
I don't got anymore lewds tho
>>706271165
>play it for story reasons
Ha, don't fucking waste your time, it fucking sucks ass
>>706272326
I also like naruto dubbed
>>706271843
If the Stump gets elected then a large amount of our liberals will move to Canada though
>>706272387
Fugg
>>706271252
Booki!
>>706271843
>Commiefornian
Will defend this every time. Fuck these emmision laws.
>>706272109
Decent. in my car waiting for it to warm up a bit for me to head home. You?
>>706272387
Is it that bad? I thought 4 wasn't too terrible, is 5 that much worse?
>>706272421
You don't have to embarrass yourself.
>>706272869
Sorry dad
Dad sorry
I just found an old amd cpu in front of my shed and now im wondering how the fuck it got there
>>706271362
Hi neko lover!
>>706272759
<3
>waiting to warm up
S O C A L ?
O
C
A
L
?
>>706272759
I'm just doing nothing at all right now.
Having some guests over in a bit so I'll need to prepare something for them
>>706273255
Hey Galil isn't a neko!
>>706272982
>Dad Finds Out I Ate All The Ribs 2:Orgasmic Boogaloo
>>706273227
Your neighbors don't like you and you don't keep your house presentable.Mow your fucking lawn.
>>706273444
Prepare ur dick 4 them
Nice triple.
>>706273448
My house is perfectly presentable and my lawn is the perfect length. But even if that was true, why a cpu? they could have thrown eggs or something and then i would understand
>>706272749
Sorry Galil
>>706272759
It's just fucking godawful, worse than H4
Would any of you guys play a game of Diplomacy against other /waifu/ers? I was thinking 48h for each turn.
I figured myself, Ran, Kyouko, and Mavis would probably be for it at minimum, but I haven't asked them yet.
>>706273689
There's something wrong that you haven't corrected for a long time, or your neighbors just don't like you.They are dumping their trash that they can't put in the can on you.
>>706273741
Its alright Felix, I couldn't be mad at you <3
>>706273742
I don't know what Diplomacy is
But maybe
>>706273547
>Prepare ur dick
That comes later
>>706273742
I have never played that game before.
Naturally, I'm down.
>>706273742
Cool idea, but I never heard about this game before.
Subaru with the cringe!
Holy shit. Just kill yourself and try again.
>>706274147
NICE BLOG
None of you have played? It was classic when I was growing up. Think Risk, but more about dealmaking and no trading in cards.
>>706274260
Don't forget to like, share, retweet, upvote, and fuck off faggot.
>>706274275
Never heard of it, I grew up on Monopoly and Risk mostly.
Depending on how we play it I will probably give it a go however
>>706274275
I never played Risk either.
>>706273255
Yes, rotaries don't like the cold, even SoCal morning cool isn't making it jump for joy. But it's much better than snow places at least.
>>706273444
Ah, guests? What's the occasion?
>>706273741
Jesus, that's some next level shit then.
>Open car door after flying down the freeway at 110-120 mph
>Brakes hard on the exit to barely make the light
>Think I heard a bit of tire chirping
>Anyways, open door and the smell of a hot engine, hot tires, and hot brakes is very noticeable
This car has the nicest smells~
>>706274782
Risk was the shit back in the day man, we always played it. How have you never played Risk before?
>>706274798
Is it weird that I love the smell of gasoline?
>>706274925
I guess it's not a big deal here, I never even heard about it outside internet. We mostly play monopoly or traditional card games.
>>706274798
Just some friends of mine and my roommate's coming over for some drinks.
You like cars then?
>>706274925
Not at all. You'd absolutely adore my car then, because it always has a faint to strong smell of gasoline with it!
>I actually adore the smell of gasoline and oil
Can't stand transmission fluid though. That stuff smells god awful.
>>706275268
Ohhh, whatcha drinking?
Oh yes, cars and bikes are my passion! I'm gunna be trying to go back to school to become a mechanic or auto engineer!
>>706275219
Where are you from?
>>706275691
Sounds /comfy/ fam
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3PBlFLvQ4
UUUHHHH HUUHHHHH
>>706276729
Fuck you sachi.
>>706276443
Western Europe.
>>706276831
uhhh-huuhhh????
>>706276443
It is. If I could get the roof replaced, it would be a top tier comfy car. But alas, the tear in the roof flaps hella hard when going 95 mph+. Gunna try some high strength black duct tape to at least stop the flapping.
>Hard top coupe version eventually
Also, another smell that is god awful. Burnt clutch. I had the bad pleasure of smelling it a few times my first week of having it. Haven't smelt it in a month or so now though.
>>706276952
pranked son
If you want to do the Diplomacy game, go to playdiplomacy dot com and look up 121388 Waifu Wars. Password is /b/waifu I think.
>>706275691
Sorry, was cooking and things. Just some beer probably.
Right then hope it works out for you!
>>706277410
Works if you just search of 'Waifu Wars'.
Waifu skateboard
>>706278004
>Beer
Ewwwww. At least having something good to eat?
Thanks, I'll need to get on the ball with it soon though. Probably Wednesday if I can.
>>706278300
But why?
>>706277063
What kind of car is it?
>>706276890
Seriously you've never heard of Risk?
So the JASDF actually have waifu noseart on their aircraft.
>>706278653
Yeah they literally paid for an anime lmao
>Only 3 people want to play Diplomacy
Come on guys
>>706278653
Neat
>>706278508
yeah I guess you could say that, at the very least I can be classified as a decent cook. I'm also just gonna clean the whole flat, since I don't want it to look like complete trash.
I'm the best housewife~
Well, it's good that you're willing to take initiative.
>>706278575
Have you not seen it, FoxGun? I post it relatively often!
A 1991 RX7 FC. It drives strong, but needs a few repairs. Ignition column, bushings, and new tires for sure. Might think about an oil change soon since I'm not sure of the condition of the oil in there, although it's probably more than fine.
>>706279042
I'm on my phone waiting for my blanket to get out of the dryer so I can sleep. Otherwise I'd give it a shot.
>>706279042
I'd set it up, but hadn't sent the invite until now. That's 3 out of however many people saw the post 10 mins ago, so that's good.
>>706279066
Togapi
Best type mooon claimed.
>>706279042
I don't think there's a lot of people browsing the thread right now. Maybe it would be better to wait a few hours and post the link every once in a while.
>>706279066
Househusbando.
>>706278575
I came across it a couple times on the web, but never played it.
Naoto
>>706279042
I would play but i don't know what it is
>>706279238
U-URUSAI
>>706279496
Same
>>706279066
You better be wearing a maid outfit to go with that housewifing!
While I don't believe the "Hard work gets you to the American Dream" bullshit that every manager and corporation shoves down people's throats, I at least rocognize that unless I put in an effort, I won't even get the chance to make more than minimum wage. So Ima put my best effort into doing something I love, even if it's not the highest paying job in the world.
>>706278575
Because I'm an anime loving loser who skates and drinks/smokes and is is proud of it
>>706279744
>>706279808
大丈夫
>>706279808
>can't even read moon
If I can't physically grind anime girls I'm gonna grind this, closest thing to it in my opinion
Finally out of bed ;w;
>>706280024
大丈夫でしょ
>>706279797
>ASSistant Akiko
10/10, would use in Grind Session.
>>706280302
MAKOTOBEHAVE
>>706280174
お沈沈 だいすき
>>706280174
enough moon speak
>>706279688
That's the spirit! Uh, I'm a very practical person, so I'm just fine with having a good paying job at the very least
>maid outfit
That would be lewd, plus my roommate would think I'm weird. At least that's what I hope will cross his mind...
>>706280102
Can't stop bullying me even now, can you?
>>706280462
>google translate
>I speak a language
Good job famalam
>>706280302
This is an actual skate company, it makes me so happy because they sell them at a lot of skate shops. They even have skate videos and shit of them getting with Asian chicks dressed like anime and then doing cool shit.
>>706280628
When did I ever say I spoke japanese, faggot?
>>706280445
WHAT DID I EVEN DO?! GRIND SESSION IS AN OLD PLAYSTATION GAME THAT I ISED TO PLAY A LOT!
>>706280530
Eh, a good paying job here isn't gunna happen unless you do some of the most boring jobs imaginable. And most the hard labor jobs are complete shit in terms of pay and worker treatment. So you're stuck with entry level shit jobs that no one likes but takes cause that's all there is. But if I can get some mechanical certification, I'd love to move to a different state, maybe a bit less hot and cheaper to live in. And no other state is so damned stringent on their car mod laws so that's a huge plus.
>>706280932
Damn son, I always to learn to skate, but my terrible fear of eating shit came true once in a ripstick going down a hill. Slid about 20 feet on my chest, and never really had the balls to go and learn any tricks and stuff. Had a shit ton of fun on old skating games though.
>>706281211
More just a reflex. You always misbehave
>>706281211
Also you're a reg but you're not Diplomacy-ing
>>706280530
Can never stop bullying, espeically when you post bad Shinkai pictures.
>>706281211
>TONY HAWK
>PRIMUS
Before I was even an electric bass yo
>>706280530
Is that picture from 5 Centimeters per Second?
>>706281672
It's from keit ai, お兄ちゃん
初音さん and Galil, you need to get more peeps into the Diplomacy game!
>>706281211
Skating so fun, especially when ur antisocial and hate a lot people lol, it doesn't madder if ur good or not skating is just skating, the whole point of skating is to escape pressure from the real world just like the Internet, except it's physical. Coming from a person who skates and sponsors be my local skate shop. I love it also cause I can release all my pain on it and skate culture doesn't care who u are, that's why weeaboos like me thrive in skating. And no one cares how good u are as long as ur enjoying it, ppl who hate on u when u skate or whatever are just faggets, skating is the most accepting and free flowing activity, that's why it's so edgy and weird
>>706281856
Is it the same thing?
>pic related
My favorite
>>706281672
Yes it is.
>>706282145
Yeah it's from re:gate;stein no pico
>>706281320
I do not!
>>706281427
And like I said. Phone, in bed, waiting for blanket to dry so I may sleep.
>>706281603
>Electric bass
Shit son, better than what I learned. The fucking clarinet.
>I should at least have gone piano
>>706282108
>Edgy and weird
No lie, back when I was in elementary and middle school, if you didn't enjoy skating in some way, you were some turbo nerd.
>>706282307
>>706282367
Have I been rused
>>706282286
not mina?
>>706282440
You're just falling for terrible memes.
>>706282440
大丈夫 お兄ちゃん
ごめねさい
>>706282521
I avoid memes when I can. So I'm not overly familiar with them. I was just hoping someone had watched that movie and liked it as much as I did :/
>>706282595
:(
>>706282673
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
>>706282673
I'm a huge fan of the director, have you seen the rip of Your Name yet?
>>706282891
FUCK. I need to watch that
>>706282891
I have not. Is it good?
>>706282891
Is there a good version yet without the fucking watermark cancer??
>>706282380
Clarinet's good. Single, smooth reed. Did jazz as a session musician for a bit, needs more clarinet. It's way more mellow than a sax.
>I was all top three
Sorry for leaving, I had to go to my house and feed my cat
>>706279138
I don't remember seeing it before tbh
Looks gud though
>>706279496
Neither do I
>>706279797
You're a horrible person
>>706283000
Checked, oniichan
>>706282984
Eh, it is a truly terrible rip, being a leaked DVD screener.
>>706283073
Is this my imouto from the other day?
>Old Berserk
>>706283222
Checked again.
Why wouldn't it be?
Makoto ... I criticize you ...
Is this lewd?
>>706283021
I agree, but I have a real liking for piano music. Just hits me in the right spot.
>>706283062
Huh, I'll be sure to talk about it more often then!
>>706282380
Yeah maybe, but right now I just skate and jack off to hentei on a regular basis
>>706283509
I'd call it provocative but not lewd.
>>706283007
Nope, sorry.
>>706283000
The movie is great, though can't judge it properly until the bd and being able to go over it in detail. Its actually a huge critical and financial success
>>706283509
Yes
>>706283522
>Oniiii chan:The car
>>706282449
She's just so dark and I love it
>>706283062
Aren't we all on 4 chan?
>>706283330
Might have just had you confused for someone else. How are you doing
>>706283509
Suika, please. My heart can't take another betrayal
>>706283805
I should look into that then. Sounds interesting
>Kimi no Na Wa?
>>706283522
Okay. Well, here's a trip for you. Listen to Mussourgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition" excellent piece for dual piano (that's two at one piano). I like his tempo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8z1_A-Zlbw
Now listen to Ravel's "Pictures at an Exhibition". The original piano piece was good, but man, Ravel can orchestrate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBUu5HwIr8k
Just wow.
I never get to talk about these things, so cope with me.
>>706283509
>Clothing on
While I enjoy it, no it is not lewd.
>>706283778
You're livin the dream man.
>>706283819
DONT INVOKE RORY TO POST THE MWEE C-
>>706283906
FUCKING DAMMIT!
>>706284103
Does your deus even vult?
Do u consider urself ecchi or hentei?
>>706284218
DONT SAID GODS NAME IN VANE
>>706284029
Jumping in and out of depressive thoughts, wondering if it's bipolar, thinking about becoming a wagecuck, watching whatever anime I give a shit about. Also lots of shitposting.
I call myself Nobody Interesting, just for reference.
>>706283785
>breddy lewd
>>706283819
>Da Jew calling it lewd
>>706284029
>Betrayal
Well, okay, guess that one's a lewd. Wew, sorry. Here's a nonlewd. Let's all party have a good time.
>>706284082
I guess if I weren't broke, sober, and attracted actual women then I guess I'd be living the dream
>>706284357
Deus
>>706284541
Let's just enjoy our shit
>>706284336
I'm Entei.
I regret even posting on this site.
>Old man fisting robot claimed
>>706284843
kys
>>706284043
Damn, those both sound amazing. Can't very well listen to them all the way on mobile since that means not doing anything else. But I'd totally listen to these on some solo play throughs to help with the atmosphere.
>>706284588
>Broke
I feel you there.
>Sober
I see nothing wrong with this.
>Actual women
Ewwwww.
>>706284103
>>706284218
>>706284357
>>706284682
>>706284742
I have got to be more tired than I thought because I'm laughing pretty damn hard at this.
>>706284819
>Posts gif
>Isn't even the gif
How do you fail that hard at this.
>>706284082
Owait, I don't know if I have any pics here, but while I was in Japan I got a 1997 MIVEC Mitsubishi FTO in the special yellow. There were less than 200 made.
>>706284029
Yeah that's the one, I assume you've seen the rest of his movies too if you liked 5 cm/s. I actually had a great webm but can't seem to find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fBwfc1gbw
>>706284843
You superseded my thoughts for an answer to this, I guess that's ur hidden power...
>>706284970
You don't have to tell me I'm a failure I already know it, no forgiveness on /b/
>>706284336
I'm very ecchi, I think it's herpes.
Sorry for leaving again, had to feed myself
>>706283906
Kek
>>706283934
No
>>706283948
You're slightly more horrible
>>706284082
:^)
>>706284103
NO
>>706284357
NYET
>>706284541
Nice gif
>>706284742
MOTHER FUCKING NO
>>706284819
>gif
>Doesn't move
Disappointment
>>706284843
Raughed
>>706284889
Hello bot
>>706285596
>youre slightly more horrible
I take pride in you saying that, or maybe I'm just drunk
>>706285657
You are right, this is getting off topic
