Alright anons, so me and my girlfriend fought last night, and the bitch fucking threw my laptop on the ground and broke the thing. Told her to get the fuck out. She's been calling me all day and I've been ignoring her because Im pissed off, and she just sent me this.
She deserves some form of revenge, to be fucked with as im still pissed off, so dubs decides what I respond. I'll keep going until I think she has gotten enough.
>>706249672
you have to let me do anal then ill forgive you
>>706249743
Roll for this
>>706249743
this
>>706249905
again
>>706249930
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>706249743
rerolling
>>706249743
rolll
>>706249963
nugger
>>706249672
Ask for pic and then post them here. Make her feel humiliated. Then, she will become more submissive.
>>706249986
>>706250006
rawl
>>706249672
If you started the fight, just forgive her.
If she started it, force her to wear japanese schoolgirl outfit and call you "onii-chan~" for eternity.
fuck you bitch
>>706249991
oh shit nigger this is a good idea
>>706249743
reroll
ass
I sucked a dick yesterday that's why I was so upset
fuck off, I like little boys now anyway.
>>706250081
rewl
>>706249743
reroll we must get you some anal bruh
Why don't we talk over skype?
Oh wait you BROKE MY FUCKING COMPUTER YOU CRAZY CUNT
>>706250095
rerollerino
>>706249991
Im not posting a pic of her on here, sorry that aint happening.
>>706250121
Rawl
>>706249672
rollin
>>706249743
Roll
>>706249991
do this
>>706249743
I sucked two dicks yesterday that's why I was so upset
>>706250121
3edgy5me
samantha, im gay.
>>706250155
Winrar
>>706249743
Rolling
>>706250155
Dubs win
say that the relationship is over and if you see her again you are going to beat her face in with a hammer
>>706250155
WINNAR
>>706249743
reroll
fucking niggers
hail trump
>>706249991
Roll
Just knock out this bitch and steal her purse, YOU paid for that mate
Are you a man or a pussy ?
>>706249743
yes nice
>>706250200
winner!
"I'm actually still incredibly pissed and I need to chill before we talk, otherwise idk I might say something I regret. Goodnight"
Then don't talk to her for a while. It will drive her fucking insane dude. You have a rare opportunity here
>>706250353
No, that's a faggot response
OP has to make her pay for another laptop
Guys OP caved and is begging for forgiveness like the cuck faggot he is
OP confirmed for gigantic faggot
Nothing amazing yet, you guys can do better.
Anal or we are completely and thoroughly through.
>>706250646
Sorry Im just really horny, if you want to fix everything just send a nude ;p
Sometimes I picture myself skinning you alive piece by piece while ravishing myself to some boy george .
>>706250799
lol that was quick.
>>706250646
NOT SURE IF FAKE BUT THANK YOU OP
>ask her to put a sharpie in her pooper and send to a pic
>>706250799
WINNING
>>706250646
She broke your shit because you were fighting. She's an abusive controlling bitch who you can do without. Remind her of this
>>706250646
confirmed fake
>>706250844
>>706250799
4chan demands anal
>>706250799
LOLOLOLLLOL
>>706250799
>>706250646
Say Listen. You broke shit that cost me several hundred dollars. I may have lost all of my stuff on it if the motherboard is broken. I love you, but right now i want to pay for this, one way or another. Maybe we can come to an agreement.
then proceed to request tits and sharpie in pooper to humiliate her.
"bitch ill slap you if you see me"
>>706250646
Let's break up. This isn't working out. You don't even have to pay me the money for the laptop. I just want you out of my life for good.
>>706251023
No. we want to humiliate her not let her off easy
>>706250646
take a pic of timestamped boobs and send it to me, im hrony as fuck
>hrony anon, hrony
>>706250435
You fucking suck at psychological torture. You get an "F."
>>706251003
this
>>706250816
>"
Reroll
if dubs or trips tell her to buy you a new laptop
>>706251023
Yes
>>706251003
rolling
im gay and i only fuck niggers now sorry babe
>>706251139
roll
>>706250646
"It's fine you can just use your other one whatever"
Fucking dump this slag tonight
>>706250646
Im starting to feel that this shit is fake....we need concreate proof this is actually happening anon.
Also, rolling for u to say
"send me pussy pics" then post them on here
if you dont do anal your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>706250172
Spook warning plz
shit on my chest at least once or this is over
>>706251185
this
>>706251161
Roll for dump the abusive psycho slag
>>706251185
rolling
>>706251185
rawl
>>706251185
roll..
>>706250646
You piece of utter trash. How dare you talk to me like that. You are such a fucking bitch you are lucky to have me as your partner, or you'd be on the streets grovelling to get laid. I'm gonna fuck you in the ass or we are done.
>>706251230
Rolling
>>706251222
Oh shit
>>706251185
rollin
Nice windows phone fag. Also, if you actually like her grow up and realize it's just a laptop. Get her to buy you a new one. Or if you don't, dump her and still get her to buy you a new one. Keep this shit off the internet, it's unnecessary
>>706251222
WINAR BITCH HIT THE BRIXXXX
>>706251292
Fuck you motherfucker
>>706251311
>>706251222
Dub and trip gods have spoken. Goodbye bitch.
send me a picture of a sharpie in your ass with "trump4anal" written on it
>>706251256
roll for this
>>706251340
Looks like I hit a nerve, someone's a little sensitive about having a windows phone :^)
>>706251363
Rolling for this
kill yourself right now bitch or else im gonna come over and slit your fucking throat
>>706251222
Well fuck.
>>706251284
Anal. Sex. Or. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Life.
>>706251284
i can watch you fuck a nigger while i masturbate, i love being cucked
>>706251222
God damnit no show me the titties
>>706251381
Yep ya got me
>>706251222
lol not gonna dump her sorry.
>>706251411
We have a winner here
tell her you want her to suck you off at a grocery store mid day
>>706251444
Jesus fuck
Just say "nigger"
>>706249672
Dude if you actually like the girl and can see yourself with her in years or what ever... just calm down, talk to her and put your foot down say that is fucking not on and that you will remember it the next time you fuck up big time and she will have to forgive you for what ever that is.
Otherwise tell her to pay for it to get fixed... idk why people come on here looking for ways to fuck with someone.
If you want to stay wit her dont be a retarded little dickboy be a man and talk about it.
>>706251411
Nice. Ive rolled 3 doubles in a row. Now.
dump her on the spot
>>706251444
oh shit. trips override?
Tell her this
"Fuck you were done, one last thing though. I have aids bitch."
>>706251451
Then you deserve to have more of your shit broken. Just threaten to at least this is fucking boring
>>706251450
Fellow clover
tell her she is being dumped after the anal anyways
>>706251444
Do it op send this
I have aids
>>706251568
Hail clover hail hydra
Ok call me I'll answer
>>706251451
OP is a faggot
>>706251497
Hey man, this is 4chan. You can't expect people here to respond to situations reasonably. Probably just renamed his own number and is deleting duplicate messages
say you are coming over for a surprise, and then when you get to her house anally fuck her, and then promptly dump her on the spot
>>706251602
You guys know this is a fake... right?
...
you better call 911 bitch im coming over to your house and gonna strangle you with a plastic bag
>>706251284
Don't be stupid, I'm not dumping you over anal, I'm dumping you over you being a cunt and breaking my fucking laptop
Send her a pic with a sharpie in your pooper. That'll show her.
You won't make this small sacrifice to save our relationship? Wow. I thought I meant more to you.
>>706251656
fucking kek, rolling for this
>>706251633
I hope it's not a bait thread but this looks good to me
>>706251641
>>706251444
>>706251411
Sent and sent. now we wait.
>>706251703
Hehehehehehe
>>706251699
What in the fuck
>>706251656
roll for this
>>706251757
Kek
>>706251292
spotted the beta.
don't you have to fluff your wife's lover's cock?
>>706251644
Fake thread on /b/?
I never, this OP has some nerve posting lies in an anonymous image board.
What is this world coming to?
Thank you anon, you saved me from a fate fr worse then death!
>>706251703
op i fucking love you right now
>>706251660
Reroll
>>706251656
rawll
>>706251703
confirmed fake, the girl did not say anythiing for minutes, if it was real she would of said something like: "lets talk about it in person im coming over"
>>706251656
reroll
>>706251796
>>706251667
Do it faggot
>>706251822
This
>>706251656
rereroll
>>706251786
Thanks for the reply friend :^) thinking of you <3
>>706251656
rerereroll
>>706251866
This
>>706251703
Oh OP. You gon and fucked up. You coulda gotten some sweet, sweet buttsecz out of this. But you had to bring the cuck shit into it.
"ok, im being a litle childish here, we're fine. i love you, honey."
>>706251703
this is retarded she's gonna know it's a joke way to fuck it up
>>706251842
you dont know how to read people, but it is most likely fake.
>>706251656
roll...
>>706251847
>>706251796
>>706251703
God damn Op no fuckin way this cant be real
lol u guys are stupid. Ive been on 4chan for 5 years and can tell this is obviously fake. OP drink bleach and kill urself
>>706251894
Font talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>706251703
This cant be real dude....this cannot be real
Maybe if you send me a pic of your tits right now, I can forgive you, you fucking whore.
>>706251938
That looks delicious
tell her if you see her shes gonna get run over with your car
>>706251667
rollin
>>706251969
Roll
im a alpha male i dont need no cunt imma fold myself in half and suck my own dick
>>706251883
<3
you didn't have to say that, but you did.
say that you are sorry and wanna make up, when she gets to your house, kill her and then an hero
>>706251969
Reroll
Sorry honey, my bad, you know i love you more than anything you can come to my place tomorro and cuddle all day
Super cereal
>>706251969
Rolling for this
>>706252021
I did, because it's 2 AM and I'm in bed with a broken femur. Not much else to do
>>706251969
Rollin
>>706252044
Winrar
>>706252020
Rolling for this. Send her this pic. The screenshot
Tell her that you're too busy getting fucked by a nigger in an alley
So many dubs
sorry that was my friend being an idiot, we can talk tomorrow
goodnight I love you
>>706251969
Rollin rollin
>>706252020
I'm keking too hard
How expensive was the computer btw?
>>706252111
Trips
say this:
lol fuck u bitch u wont let me do booty sex xD then looks like ur gonna have to buy me a new computer but send video of u drinking bkeach
my name is jethroise, not chris. Im a nigger faggot.
>>706252068
Roll
Bitch be cool
>>706252020
"Nah. See we're done talking here. Now I wanna see you do butt stuff with the Butt stuffing Baboons from Detroit. Send me nudes and then maybe we talk.
>>706252044
Keksis
>>706249672
Did you ask her to do anal before?
>>706252123
Roll
>>706252155
Got
>>706252044
this please
>>706252130
>>706252130
do this do this
>>706249986
You see chicken nugger on the menu. You don't understand
>>706252130
bumps
>>706252155
check
I'm a lowlife fag got who is having people on the Internet respond for me. [Insert board URL]
>>706252111
Fuck I wasted them..
>>706252020
You will receive no texts beyond this point if I dont get the answer i want to hear. Will you, or will you not, have anal sex with me within the next 48 hours?
>>706252044
Fucking this OP kill urself but also rape her in the ass to death.
SO MANY FUCKING DUBS CALM DOWN
>>706252147
bought it a few years ago, was about 600
>>706252155
Dubs
>>706251969
Rolling OP is a faggot
>>706252209
I got this reference
>>706252244
winrar time to deliver
my name is gankss and i was almost gladiator
>>706252045
How man blacks does it take to save 1 drowning nig?
Apparently more then 6
>>706252094
don't hide your feelings now. you leg may be broken but our relationship is not.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706251969
ROLLING FOR FUCK SAKE
>>706252177
Winrar
>>706252130
this..
>>706252184
This op. Get nudes and share God damnit
>>706252266
Haha
>>706252253
So completely worthless now?
>>706252266
Again
Ask her to marry you!!
>>706252266
Eat a fucking sosig
>>706252266
WINRAR
>>706249672
Wow, she wont even pay for your laptop. Sounds like a violent and destructive person. Dump her or take her to court
i want to see you getting railed by 4 big black cocks
>>706252266
Dub dubs!
im not telling her to come over i just want to fuck with her head.
>>706252266
shit okay.
Why are we not asking for tits? I'm asking for tits
>>706252068
roll cuz i'm craving this rn
looking forward to plowing your anus and giving you aids
Tall order for op
HAIL TO THE MOTHER LAND *CHARGES ON WHITE HORSE* HI MY LADY YOU ARE HEADING TOWARD HERE AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE *RAISES SWORD CHARGE HORSE CHARGE*
>>706252266
God fucking damnit with the autism again
>>706252351
I'm craving some imitation crab. Anyone got. Any?
One of these situations is happening, so take your pick.
Situation 1: my dick is inside of your asshole within 48 hours.
Situation 2: we never speak again.
say you are going to commit sudoku
>>706252336
Op confirmed for fag not wanting Insta pussy on a platter coming over
got a baby sister for me to fuck?
>>706252265
For a brief moment we are connected, just like the titanium rod that connects my bone
Prove its real by sending pic of laptop with timestamp.
>>706252405
rolling
>>706252405
This. Really emphasize on the baby part
>>706252405
roll
say you cant handle these quads and find a screen cap of 4chan quads and send it
my friend is doing all of this i kicked him in the balls sorry
Write: Pls i really want that pic of an sharpy up your ass...
>>706252130
rollll
>>706252405
fucking roll
>>706252336
No God damnit OP don't be even more of a faggot than you already are
Convert to Islam or die
Op save the goddamn thread to show her you was making fun of her - your "childish behaviour" will get her fuckin outrageous mad bro
>>706252405
get
>>706252455
YEAH QUADS
Tell her to send a pic with a shoe on her head
>>706252309
Not Op
Mine costed about the same years ago and if a bitch smashed I'd kill her
>>706252405
lets do this edgelords idea
>>706252511
Fuck off britfag
>>706252482
If I get trips you get her over and bone send us pics imn bored at work
>>706252509
Rol
>>706252511
That guy's dick looks fake
>>706252532
What
>>706252020
if dubs plz tell her to go get her self a good bitch and buy you a new laptop
say im hot for you baby and send a pic of yourself in an 80s outfit holding a glass bottle of pepsi
>>706252511
.....mods?
>>706252555
Fucking win!!!!
>>706252555
Lolwut
>>706252555
Fuck of scriptkiddie
>>706252511
Winrar
>>706252553
Im german you retard
>>706252257
My man
aaand she gave up. rip.
>>706252591
Gtfo
>>706252511
Video sauce maybe?
>>706252384
crab?
>>706252244
Lmao fuck
>>706252591
kys
>>706252623
What did he mean by this?
>>706252623
Fuck you fat I'm on a phone at work don't be mad cause you've never gotten a win
>>706252266
Tfw samefaging results in winrar
>>706252255
Dubs
Well in case you failed to notice,
In case you failed to see,
This is my heart bleeding before you,
This is me down on my knees, and
These foolish games are tearing me apart,
And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart
>>706252655
YASSSS
>>706252644
Tell her to suck your dick now
>>706251292
And how much pussy have you slayed in the past week, sir?
>>706252644
You fucking retard. Way to ruin it. You had so many dubs and options to play with you you chose to be a raging ass mongoloid
>>706252700
Says the Samefag winning
>>706252709
Singles
>>706252689
Charge your phone bro!!
>>706252736
/thread
If anal is a bit much maybe Waterboarding is her thing?
>>706252736
so much this. missed oopurtunity af
>>706249743
Mamamia, thats spICY
>>706252752
I have LG phone with spare battery I just swap the battery and I'm back to 100%
>>706252777
And get thread
>>706252777
just drown the bitch
make sure when she is dead your dick is in her so rigor mortis kicks in.. tightest fucking pussy ever when it happens
>>706252689
>9%
Fucking degenerate
>>706252345
You nigger
>>706252728
Unfortunately none, been about two months. Saw my ex from two years ago, it went pretty well actually. I'm still pretty into her I guess. Oh well
>>706252644
You're buying me another computer, after I fuck that tight little poophole
And I want that high end shit not that cheap Walmart bullshit
>>706252777
>>706252821
I support this choice
>>706252810
Sheeeit
>>706252644
Your gf is boring af, how did you settle for such a tedious cunt?
>>706251292
Jesus, this is fucking depressing to read, 6/10 bait
>>706249672
>If anal is a bit much maybe Waterboarding is her thing?
Y not
>>706252824
Hell yeah I know that feel
>>706252644
She doesn't seem to give a shit about you tbh
>>706252833
Fuck you I'm at 8 now. And 8 is the Hth letter in the numberbet and that stands for Hitler so you're Hitler. Fag
Lmao this thread is so fuckin fake. U dun goofd kids.
>>706252345
You're a fucking nigger go pick some cotton
>>706252737
I'm nit the one who posted that I just kekd when I saw the dubs
>>706252644
Your phone is charged asshole
>>706252345
FUCK you Nigger
>>706252872
Hey 6/10 isn't too bad, I'll take it. I actually had a windows phone a couple years ago, it really sucked. I had a lot of bootleg apps that got taken down
Fake as fuck.
yeah think she fucked off to bed.
>>706252878
Kek
>>706252964
Fuck YOU FAGGOT CHECK EM
>>706252736
Yeah OP went full retard
tell her: Dude! Your getting me a Dell!
>>706252996
She's fucking another guy
>>706253030
No u
>>706252345
Google piece of shit go back to Africa
>>706253060
Projecting much?
>>706253060
Women are so cold and fucked up you're probably right
>>706253080
What does. This do?
>>706253080
Hey I live in Africa. The only perk is killing kaffirs (South African version of nigger)
>>706253071
No, u did
send her a dick pic
>>706252266
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
my friend did all of this its just a prank bro
>>706253217
No u
>>706253241
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>706253241
No way...
>>706253241
that's b80 my m80
>>706253186
>South africanos versión of nigger
Yall niggers there faggot
Inb4 404
>>706253228
? It is a perk. They break into your home and enjoy some buck shot. People say I'm racist because I'm white. But I love to share my bullets with black people
>>706253241
U dont sayin
>>706253241
>Took the b8
>>706253241
baiting the bait? how is this even possible?
>>706253361
I'm afrikaans you fuck. We hail from the Dutch. Jou Kan fok n kaffir Jou klien poes
>>706253443
R u a real person
>>706253432
That's not even loaded you cuck
>>706253525
No im a zebra
Srsly
>>706253616
I believe you
>>706253642
me neither
>>706253565
Of course it isn't you prick it's a plinker no a self defence piece
>>706253669
Chikin
send her goatse
>>706253694
Fuck u prick
>>706253642
My tags are everywhere
>>706253471
>>706253443
>>706253314
>>706253309
>>706253295
its this easy.
>>706253767
OMG I know of you
>>706253748
You want to see a loaded gun then here
>>706253808
Proove
>>706253867
With this rifle I hunt niggers
>>706251292
Cringed
>>706253492
>>706253471
>>706253443
>>706253314
>>706253309
>>706253241
>what is copy pasta
For fuck sake fucking new cancerfags, learn your pastas
lurk more
