s/fur
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
I would do lewd things to this fur.
>>706249131
wow cute. is eg
>>706249208
Brisby.
I mean, now that I've calmed down a fair bit I'm feeling I should leave him just as fucked up as I am. Getting him fired and evicted would be pretty easy after all.
>>706249293
>>706249312
And here I thought it was updated, it just looks better.
>>706249293
I'm gone for like a month and I miss out on this thing. Fugg.
>>706249376
The version number at the lower right will tell you everything.
>>706249377
I've literally never heard of you.
>>706249312
Can I b n it
>>706249421
Very funny Veers
>>706249498
Laughter is the best medicine.
>>706249492
No fuck off I literally only have like 3 days left to live.
>>706249469
Well it's not like I going to pay attention to it without you pointing it out to me regardless.
>>706249559
Indeed. Remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
>>706247939
>
>>706249596
Jesus Christ fine
>>706249636
Well you can't have slaughter without laughter.
>>706249751
Of course, what do you think I do whenever I get into a one sided fight? Especially when drunk.
>>706249832
Be pic related?
Alex placed me in charge of managing the collages after he dies so just ask me in a few days and i'll put you in
>>706249940
Well I don't ruin "everything" just their face or reputation.
>>706249998
Some random anon?
Krystal overexposure engaged.
>>706250072
You only get one shot to be this generation's Gavrilo Princip. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip...
>>706250215
Of course. I'd love to, but I live in an irrelevant oversized pacific island nation.
dont do it alex
>>706250378
Sneak home and pray you'll never know,
the hell where youth and laughter go.
>>706250544
dumbass
>>706250544
wb
>>706250564
k
>>706250587
Thanks.
>>706250527
Nice display.
>>706250679
fuck you
>>706250623
That sloth ugly af btw
>>706250505
coot :3
>>706250679
The simple pleasures in life are the best.
>>706250721
I like it, god damn it. You're like the fourth person to say that.
>>706250721
he just has low standards. hes short ugly and a ginger
the sloth is okay
>>706250769
u have shitty taste
deal w/ it
>>706250719
Charming ain't ya.
>>706250768
Of course. Simple pleasures such as booze, cigars and furry porn are great.
>>706250738
You're cuter though ;)
>>706250840
I'm not a ginger, dumbfuck.
>>706250847
Thank you.
>>706250868
Shut the fuck up, Alex. Go put a bullet in your skull already.
I'm just kidding, I love you.
>>706250871
aww, that's creepy :P
>>706250868
why are people so autistic they have to shop krystal onto everything
>>706250946
That's exactly what a soulless vampire strawberry blonde would say.
>>706251000
Ain't it just.
>>706251020
I'm more worried about her eye. She looks like she had a fucking stroke.
>>706251062
Soulless? Possibly. Vampire? Definitely. Strawberry blonde? I fucking wish.
>>706251062
I like coot stuff :3
>>706250946
You should know by now that it doesn't matter what other people say or think - But rather that you are happy with what you do or like.
If I cared about people's opinions I wouldn't have been hoarding Krystal pics for the better part of 3 years.
>>706251020
the same reason your mom needs to constantly guzzle cum you fucking sperglord piece of shit go fuck yourself nigger
>>706250769
I like gothsloth.
>>706250871
Patriotism and poison gas, too.
>>706250769
The test results came back, it is indeed ugly.
>>706251124
So you're more ranga then?
>>706251218
Naturally of course.
>>706251133
I will never understand you, Alex. Occasionally you say something very wise, yet you immediately turn around and say something that an edgy 15 year old would say.
>>706251151
Thank you.
>>706251260
But that's part of his charm, is it not?
>>706251323
hnnnng~
I don't know why I like that picture so much :3
>>706251235
LIAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5HXQ2e4yVA
>>706251258
Uh, sure?
>>706251323
Yep. It's amusing.
>>706251133
How far has it gone
>>706250946
>I'm not a ginger, dumbfuck.
>he doesn't even object to the other two
makes you think
>>706251133
>the same reason your mom needs to constantly guzzle cum you fucking sperglord piece of shit go fuck yourself nigger
you know alex i always considered you one of the sane people in s/fur.
>>706251427
Not really because it's true.
>>706251375
Because it's hot as fuck?
>>706251380
So you admit to be somewhat orange in hair colour! gotcha!
>>706251427
cum guzzling sounds fun tbh
>>706251401
Not as far as you.
But then again I haven't scoured e621 /Krystal in a very long time, and I actually only save decent pics.
Alos I run PNGOptimise and Visipics.
>>706251522
No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
However, my brown hair does have a reddish sheen in the sunlight, and I do have green eyes. Not quite a ginger as much as I wish I was.
>>706251427
As I do you mein Freund.
>>706251584
But where would we be without a folder full of goodies like this?
>>706251584
Well considering some of the content you post, that's debateable.
>>706251597
Ah, similar to my beard then. Which is different from my regular hair.
>>706251522
I guess :P
Maybe the alcohol is getting to me too...
>>706251475
i mean you could fix your looks if you werent autistic and did not insist on looking like a tranny
>>706251782
Kek, I'm probably one of the least autistic people here. I just like to act like a jackass. And I most definitely do not like like a tranny.
>>706251724
The median quality level for Krystal stuff happens to be autistically low, thanks to sperglord downy 11 year olds on deviantart and FA shitting it up.
I'm grateful that I've managed to amass as much as I have, even if it does look low-quality in comparison to all other furry art.
>>706251839
>I'm probably one of the least autistic people here
Found the autist.
>>706251839
>Kek, I'm probably one of the least autistic people here
your literally named after a mlp character
>>706251814
Lapres pics have been my absolute favourite.
Truly the gold standard of Krystal pics.
FluffKevlar and Moltsi come close.
>>706251839
You may be one of the least, but you're still autistic buddy.
>>706251893
Fair enough, at least you have a good assortment to pick from for your waifu.
>>706251909
Nope. My friend is though. I'm going over to his house tomorrow. Though it's really just to see his cousin because I have a huge crush on him.
>>706251936
And? That means fuck all because I can function better than most people here. I just choose not to because I'm a lazy cunt. Severe depression doesn't help.
>>706251975
Nah, not really. It's extremely introverted.
>>706251975
1. I have no waifu
2.
>dash
>least autistic
>>706251936
kek
i just uploaded the nutshack theme but every noun is replaced with the nutshack theme but 10 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=566mXMdZBn4
>>706251763
Uh oh...
>>706252074
Ahem. *I'm* not the one who types shit like this.
>>706252074
On the scale of autism here dude. I mean I can't be fucked actually sorting that scale but he's on the lower half. You on the other half are high up the scale.
>>706252069
Is the cousin also autistic?
>>706250135
Is that the last one in the set?
>>706252166
oh my god i remember seeing this that day
>>706252166
Hey I've had that fantasy.
>>706252166
But never have I once claimed Krystal as waifu.
You however have some no-name slut whore as waifu
>>706252181
Is that a logarithmic or linear scale?
>>706252236
Last I have. Might be like 2 more
>>706252069
>Severe depression doesn't help.
get over it cunt
>>706252275
I was thinking logarithmic at first. But the linear scale is easier to comprehend in my current state of mind.
>>706252230
No. He is a 4channer though. He's really into programming and goes to /g/ sometimes, and is a literal /fa/ggot... I think.
>>706252249
Yeah, and I'm the one getting called autistic.
>>706252273
I'm sorry.
>>706252275
As a joke, sure. But that's just my kind of humor.
>>706252355
Thanks.
>>706251696
Go fuck yourself Veers
>>706252275
We don't have to go back in time do we? I mean it was fun, yeah.
>>706252377
No you're not.
>>706252377
It sounds like you should find out if he's a fag or not before you go making any moves there.
>>706252480
You're right, I'm not sorry.
>>706252366
>linear scale is easier to comprehend
3 years of electronics engineering education is what you need my good friend
>>706252377
i'm not really paying attention to who says what
>>706252467
go then
>>706252418
<3
>>706252377
Speaking of /g/, Yttrium got doxed about 3 years back - His name is Alex.
>>706252515
I don't have the math skills for that I'm afraid. 3 shitty math teachers in a row for high school ruined that for me. Can barely comprehend simple calculus and trig. Which is why I can't get into my main hobby of astronomy as a career.
>>706252566
Nah, Stalin said NOT ONE STEP BACK
>>706252507
I'm pretty sure he's at least bi. I've only seen him twice, and I made a good number of gay jokes as well as joking about crossdressing. He responded well to them. Also, he just looks like a little fuckboy because he's so slim and wears slim clothes to match. I hate that I'm in love with him.
>>706252653
Is that why he doesn't show up anymore?
>>706252724
Hey Gerald.
>>706252672
Why are you in love with him if you've only met him twice? Or is it mostly his body?
>>706252739
Greetings Mer Dash.
>>706252467
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>>706252774
Because he's more like me than anyone else I've ever met. I don't know. His personality and interests are very similar. I fell in love with him the day I met him back in April.
>>706252774
hes the only person who doent retch at the sight of his "face"
anyone know the comics name that was here yesterday? I didnt save it
>>706252658
It's not about math skills. It's about instinct and experience.
Once you have visually seen enough log scales, or used a slide rule enough, you'll learn to appreciate log scales a lot more.
>>706252671
Yeah you don't want to be put into Gulag for 500 million years
>>706252888
That's wrong tho because no one does
Ay lmoa time top stop edging
These threads always gets into these depressing conversations
>>706252940
is that why you never post it
>>706252697
He still showed up a lot after he got doxed.
Try asking in gfur.
>>706252724
Yankee doodle went to thread riding on a pony
Stuck a cock in his mare and called it macaroni
>>706252853
So are you gonna fug?
>>706252926
Even so. I wouldn't be able to keep up with all that sort of work anyhow. I'm just going to stick to teaching english as a second language. Use it to travel overseas. And do some casual astronomy shit on the side.
>>706252784
Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! An ecstasy of fumbling,
fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
and floundering like a man in fire or lime.
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
as under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace,
behind the wagon that we flung him in,
and watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
his hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud,
of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues.
>>706253020
No because I still post my face.
>>706253022
Nah, I don't care that much.
>>706253032
God, I hope so. I've fantasized about it nearly every night.
>>706253022
A pone thread would be nice.
>>706253098
Faggot
>>706253056
I think teaching English as a first language is a lot easier than as a second language, unless you can speak the students' first language as well.
>>706253122
Smokey hangs out on 8ch last time I checked (ie; 2014). Perhaps uprising some chickun thread on their /b/.
>>706253098
If you fuck him you should tell us how it goes.
>>706253243
Sure.
>>706249312
No seriously why aren't i in this?
bump for saving
a little bump so I can save stuff once my computer decides to let me.
>>706249312
>tfw nabbed someone's MEGA of rule 34
>All of sunshines work from the end of 2015 was in it.
>tfw deleted it because not a furry
I regret it because I should've kept it. Anyone have a megaupload they wanna share?
U
bymp
>>706252358
reminds me of the cutscenes in the creepy Alice in Wonderland games
