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dubs decides what i say
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bump
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Wtf is a sandnigger?
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Is she as good at head as her dad?
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>>706251001
bump
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>>706248657
so be real with me, why aren't haven't i received a picture of them tits today?
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Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>706252627
bump
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>>706253339
roll
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>>706248657
So, why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>706253477
Blammo
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>>706253477
classy
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>>706253477
The 'so' makes it smoother
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>>706248657
I doubt OP will deliver
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>>706253745
i delivered
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>>706253795
What the fuck type of conversations are you having with that person?
You know it's not normal to talk about suicide
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>>706254008
Idk, just talk about memes and shit
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>send her this picture
>say these words

"You know what? Im glad we arent bf and gf really.Just means more time for me and Hilloli... Thats right I bet you dont even know but i have this thing called a "tulpa" and boy does she does get me going. See this pic? Its her. Hilloli Clitton.... You probably know her as the young miss Clinton but you see I have ascended past the bounds of physical reality..... Heh.... Stay cucked faggot. She and I will be using my room as a cum dump for when we make our astral plane love..."

>send her the picture I post below next

"Thats right. I posted all these. Tons more too. Heh....... Now thats love, aint it faggot?
Heh.... Tsk tsk.... I'll be on my merry way now."
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>>706254156
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>>706254156
what
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>>706254156

roll for this
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>>706254153
'asexual', is that code for you find me disgusting?
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>>706254242
reroll
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>>706254285
roll for this
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>>706254156

This.
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FUCK YOU TUMBLR NIGGER IMA PUND YO CREAM CUNT
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>>706254318
I will also roll
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>>706254399
win
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>>706254399
YES
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>>706254156
THIS
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>>706254377
WINNER
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>>706254377
winrar deliver op
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>>706254571
im still sending the hillary thing
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>>706254636
faggot
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>>706248657
This thread isn't as fun as I thought it was going to be, there's something super generic about it
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>>706254798
submit things and make it more interesting
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4chan pass user since
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>>706254923
But I love you?
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>>706255038
roll
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>>706255038
Reroll
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>>706254963
pls shoe da pussy boss :>
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>>706254963
I'm not going to lie, the only reason I tried to pursue a friendship with you was the hope that some day it might of blossomed into something more.
With the revelations that you are asexual, I see now that my want's aren't possible . I see no need to continue this relationship as my needs are never going to be met. Good Day
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>>706255162
reroll
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>>706255140
rereroll
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>>706255162
rolling
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>>706255211
WINRAR
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>>706255211
winnnnnn niggers
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Easy peasy.

Fuck niggers
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>>706255280
roll
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>>706255162
>submit things and make it more interesting
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>>706255162
Man, dis is dank
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>>706255280
roll
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>>706255386
reroll
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>>706255280
roll
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>>706255501
reroll
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>>706255554
well fuck
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>>706255501
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>>706255554
OOO sheeet lmao
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>>706255554
Spaghettie'd
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>>706255592
she still wants me
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>>706255554
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>>706255672
im fuckin fuming
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>>706255162
roll
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>>706255722
shit do i have to post this now?
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>>706255554
I said Good Day ma'am !
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>>706255783
Yes
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>>706255765
it was already done you fucking retard
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>>706255554
Still feels generic and fake
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>>706255835
im sorry :( its real, believe me
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Before, we get into a serious relationship I need to be honest with you. I have an addiction to children. Not the aspects of having my own. I think you can add 1+1. I have many tales I want to tell you about my problem and finally get it off my chest.
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>>706255864
If it's real, and that was a chick, she's going to be texting you in a week or so, wanting that cock
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>>706255931
Good little nigger
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>>706255955
win
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>>706255987
kek
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>>706255955
Well not now, if you post that shit
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Can't you feel my struggle, my love for you? Since the day we met, there's something I felt that day. I know in your behalf it is ridiculous but I've always wanted to be closer to you, with you
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>>706256041
too late, i sent and am awaiting a reply. autism beyond compare
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>>706256096
actually we met on tinder :/
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>>706256096
Rollin to this
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I don't need you, I can cum inside myself whenever I want anyway!
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>>706256163
What the fuck was an asexual person doing on tinder?
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>>706256096
Roll
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I have a secret to tell you
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>>706256229
shes not actually asexual
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>>706256103
> autism beyond compare
Not really, it was a risk I was willing to take, especially with the wins I've been getting
Most of what you said was me
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>>706256278
reroll
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>>706256296
I feel retarded
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>>706256299
...win
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>>706256299
Damn, this is my personal get thread
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>>706256299
God dammit
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>>706256376
and you know i sent it boi
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>>706256291
Roll
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>>706256299
This paragraph sounded stupid but whatever
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>>706256434
reroll
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>>706256434
Reroll
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>>706256458
Don't matter, its going to get you laid eventually
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>>706256493
tru
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>>706256291
Rollin
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Hillary did nothing wrong.
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>>706256569
Looks like someone's a little retarded
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>>706256096
Get that damn dubs
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my dick just die, let me bury it in your ass.
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>>706256615
Roll
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>>706256642
roll
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FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
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>>706256657
reroll
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>>706256642
kekrollercoaster
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>>706256699
WINRAR
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>>706256675
Rolll
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>>706256675
Reroll
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>>706256825
Reroll
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>>706256675
roll
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Have you ever fucked a horse? I do sometimes but they get really mad and try to kick me.
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>>706255614
>>706256782
If you have to tell someone your life matters... It doesn't. Black lives matter
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>>706256898
Rick ROLL
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>>706256886
rerolling
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Thats quite clearly a man the OP is talking to. Am I the only one that sees the fat male profile pic?
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>>706256782
According to studies, women that have anal sex are 68% less likely to develop rectal cancer.
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Wanna see how this ends, but wanna fap and go to sleep as well, shit
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Do you fuck your cat? I do sometimes but she isn't willing and tries to kick me.
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i don't believe you're actually asexual, that's not a real thing
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>>706256699
wins doe
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>>706256969
>6969
that should be considered dubs
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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it
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>>706256969
Double 69, how gay
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Do you ever try to fuck your dog? I can't seem to without her trying to bite me. :(
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>>706256969
reroll
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>>706257017
rr
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I just came with your profile pic, wanna see?
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>>706257089
get
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>>706257045
dubs = two numbers in a row....not two sets of numbers in a row. read a fucking book, nigger.
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Have you ever try put a hamster into your asshole? I tried to but my hamster bit the inside of my anus :(
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>>706257071
Reroll
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>>706257106
roll
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>>706257153
i want this
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>>706256969
>6969

Goddamn consider this OP
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At least let me do blow off your tits
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Sit on my face, and I'll eat my way to your heart
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The profile pic looks like a dude
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>>706257222
WINRAR
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>>706257222
trips of truth
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>>706257222
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Have you ever tried to fuck a rat? I tried to but my mom said I couldn't incase I got a disease, I had to use the neighbours dog :(
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>>706257222
sent
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>>706257121
>where does this place pegging
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>>706257222
not sent
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At least let me do blow off your tits
>>706257210
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>>706257377
winnn
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>>706257377
duuuuuuuubs
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Have you ever tried to put a chair leg into your anus? I did but my mom caught me when it was about three inches in XD D;<
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If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
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>>706257411
well shit
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>>706257411
fuck, these are the dubs I get?
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>>706257140
>read a fucking book, nigger.
Coming from someone who obviously doesn't know what 'should' means
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>>706257377
wins does
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>>706256782
Come on, it's 2016, no one would respond like that.
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Have you ever put a cucumber into your anus and eat it? I put it in my anus then served it in dinner for my family to eat.
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DELIVER OP
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since you're an asex, does that mean you get a free pegpass?
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>>706257467
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>>706257377
OP where you at nigger?
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>>706257555
>dammit
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Have you ever take a picture of your anus by stuffing your phone inside? I did but then my mom banned me from using her phone forever.
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>>706257557
sryy she took her time
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>>706257609
change person
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>>706257555
ffs
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Have you ever put some hotdogs in your asshole and then serve it to your family for dinner?
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>>706257555
That actually works
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This is a very boring thread
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>>706257651
I agree. This shit is golden and needs to continue
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>>706257681
givedubs 4chin fuckyou
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Have you ever put some spinach in your asshole and then serve it to your family for dinner?
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>>706257699
>I agree. This shit is golden and needs to continue
fuck
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Have you ever put some lasagna in your asshole and then serve it to your family for dinner?
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>>706257606
>>706257681
>>706257740
Sadly, yes
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Is that a yes or a no? Have you ever put some cabbage in your asshole and give it to grandma?
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>>706257790
niiiice
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>>706257555
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>>706257790
I kek'd
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>>706257833
win
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>>706257833
GET THREAD GET THREAD GET THREAD
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But.. I love you
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is thread abandon i want to continue my asshole and family inspired masterpiece reply op
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>>706257555
deliver for delivering trips.
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if u leave ill rape my cat
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Do you ever stuff a ketchup bottle into your ass and put it back for your family to use
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So girl how long you gonna put up with my shit
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>>706258105
roll
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>>706258007
are you going to send me that dick pic?
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>>706258125
Rerolling
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Would you rather fuck a cat or let the cat fuck you? this is really important, i need some standard from the people i talk too?
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so, rimming is a no go, how bout yer mac 'n' cheese?
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are you a 13 year old from Rochdale and am I a muslim? Because I'm going to be raping you for the next 10 years
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>>706258165
roll
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>>706258165
rolling
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>>706258125
Roll
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>>706258165
>>706258196
rollor
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no.....dont go.....
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>>706258182
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Would you rather fuck a dog or let a dog fuck you? this is really important, i need some standard from the people i talk too?
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>>706258222
i swear to god this is a gets thread
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>>706258222
$$$
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>>706258222
7-ZIP
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>>706258222
winter
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>send dick pic
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Wow. Just you wait. My son is a professional internet fighter and oh shit he's arrived just right now. Hope you're ready, cocksucker. Take it away Jimmy.

Hey big fat faggot ill bite your face cunt talking shit about me family?!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!1111 hahahhahahahahahhhahahahahaahahhahahaahahhha PENGUIN WAFFLES lel sorry im random nah but really somebody tld me that you eat clown dicks is that true faggot hahahahhahahahahahahahha also i fucked urb itch dont talk shit about my dad fat nigger just because my mom is fucking Pineapple doesnt mean my dads not the same man also my dogs name is Pineapple btw incase u didnt catch dat HOLDS UP SPORK I slammed my fucking 10inch dick into ur moms pussy and vagina at the same time do you even know whoi am faggot WAFFLEZ WAFFLEZ WAFFLEZ WAFFLEZWAFFLEZ WAFFLEZ WAFFLEZ WAFFLEZ XDDDDDDDDDDDD oooops sory i have tourettes and im random also fuck off of course ul ook fat because you eat too much kfc thats what dad was saying your a fat rude bitch fuck urself
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>>706258306
re rool for 7zip
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>>706258333
what the fuckkkk
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>>706258306
>7-ZIP
rolling
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>>706258333
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD

watch, homie is gonna fuck this asex by the end of the night and it'll be all us
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>>706258333
Oh shit winrar
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>>706258401
want
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>>706258333
Holy shit op do it trips have spoken
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I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, who were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
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>>706258340
are you happy knowing that you wasted time in your pointless life to write this dialogue, just to realize that it doesnt fucking matter? welcome to nihilism 101.
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>>706258419
Fucking niggers
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>>706258445
damn.
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>>706258437
Are you retarded? You were supposed to send a dick pic you fuckin twat
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>>706258497
Fuck you lady boy
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So how long you gonna put up with my shit
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>>706258507
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>>706258484
Op comfimed for being retarded
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>>706258538
Roll
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>>706258367
>>706258393
>I'm thankful but confused
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look out your window lol im wet, let me in
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>>706258534
>I was rolling for fucking niggers
Fucking Nigger
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>>706258538
Rolling furiously
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>>706258582
lol welcum to 4chins newfag
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>>706258582
rolling
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"Am I cute?"
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>>706258538
Rolling this shit
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>>706258649
rolling
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You know what? Fuck you, fuck your friends, fuck this relationship. You can fuck off to yourself.
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" Agreed whit KevinDonnellyAK47

I agree whit kevin,

I was asking my self "would be so great, to be able to run apps on my session, that can access some resources (read: files) but only them, i mean launched by me, whit my sess-id... but that i were able to grant/deny resources to sess-id:app|pid|whatever...

But i guess, gpc is not the answer to that... i suppose, developing antivirus and being an *** as kevin mentioned above.. is a big bissness...

'Encriptation solutions' (as if it were 1945 all over again!!!) are not the answer... is stupid to relay in data protection using fs encriptation, as mentioned above, unless you are going to get a HD from a junkjard or stole the machine phisicly... then... YOU HAVE ALL UNENCRIPTED DATA... i guess you got the point...

If you want a tip: learn to configure your firewall, dont use your system while drunk/asleep/etc. dont watch xx and dont seek for 'free' solutions... as all they are ***... the only stuff free in this world is the air... and some thimes even it smells..
But.. well... At least am not the only one who thinks moving to 'free open source' (Read: unmanagged, made by community, hustleland, and so on) is stupid.... If you want drink watter, you dont seek it in a public toilet.... i know there is free... and maybe clean.. but...

Open source, is as mentioned by kevin, for learning... most of the time, bad codding practices, bad logic, bad performance, and in the worst scenarios to get some krapware...

Real coders seek for the functions if lassy, or make them by their own... but open source.. many times, is like having 100 monkeys and just wait them for being able into reaching the outer space...

Thats my oppinion...

In "open source" codes... i can mention: apache... and some others, but... they are not 'community mannaged projects'they are proffecion

But i guess am looking at the future... maybe like some time i ear: "the wars in the future will have rocks and sticks as p
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>>706258601
then why did you reply to me you fucking lady boy
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>>706258538
Haha roll
Even if no one gets dubs on this please say it
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>>706258538
roll
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>>706258538
ROLLROLLROLL
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Send her link to the thread
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>>706258725
rolling
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>>706258538
Get
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>>706258484
Have you ever sucked a black cock? I've always wanted too, but I hate niggers. #FirstWorldProblems
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>>706258766
OH SHIT NERGO
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>>706258582
henry rollins 4 706258582
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>>706258766
Kill yourself
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Worldwide production of apples in 2013 was 80.8 million tonnes, with China accounting for 49% of the total.[3]
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>>706258766
Fucking winrar
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>>706258725
roll
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>>706258766
OH SHIT
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>>706258766
Op don't fuck up this time send link
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if dubs send this somehow saying
"im going 2 do this 2 you soon one day, okay, friend?"
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Greetings, I understand you think, I Pepe the frog am a sign of hatred but believe me that is far from the reason of my existence. I am only a meme, I am aware that others tend to use me as a humorous way of appealing to the meme community. I wish for you to not see me as a sign of hatred but as a symbol of national progression and a gateway to people who would otherwise be unreachable. The adolescents and preteens that use memes are typically in their most vulnerable state and often isolate themselves. However what do they do? They go onto medias such as reddit, 4chan, and sadly ifunny to escape their lack of attention and neglect from those around them. Memes, that is what these people search for, however the older young adults that should have moved passed this phase ruin memes by making memes with political affiliations or worse. Target them and not me, just because a small percentage of parodies make me look like some bigot or racist doesn't mean I am. With that in mind i kindly request you remove me from your category of "Hate on the Internet." Do some actual research and look at what real memers do and target those that ruin the entertainment aspect of these god-sent creations.
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>>706258651
>>706258649
>higher get than dubs
>7-zip more functional than winrar
>fail at life
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>>706258766
We're well fucked
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>>706258841
reroll once
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>>706258766
winrar
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Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.
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>>706258766
op is being a pussy
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Jews, greedy, money eating merchants. Jews aren't just greedy but they are also terrorists, on September 10th 2001, 1 day before the incident, Master Rabbi Mort rallied every jew into his temple of pennies and they planned the incident. The next day two planes were hijacked by men in Kippahs holding rolls of pennies. They then proceeded to take control of the planes, they originally planned to steal the planes and take them back to Isreal but the jews penny rolls unrolled causing pennies to fly all over the cockpits, the jew's naturual insinct kicked in and they began grabbing pennies, as they grabbed pennies the planes went out of control sending one into the east and another into the west tower. Now you know the truth behind 9/11, all jews are guilty of 9/11 and have to live with it. #Al-qaeda innocence
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>>706258872
I don't know why you involved me
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>>706258925
fuck u
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>>706258925
he's just fucking retarded
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>>706258766
Come on OP don't be a faggot
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>>706258766
op has abounded thread lmao
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>>706258841
Is it wrong for me to get semi hard from this?
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>>706259000
FUCKING TRIPS
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BOO YOU FUCKING SUCK RUSHERS RULE QUIT THE FUCKING GAME IS YOU WANT TO BE A VETARAN WE HATE YOU I WILL NOT JOIN EVERYONE WILL NOT JOIN QUIT YOUTUBE MINECRAFT AND THE SERVER AND EVERYTHING GET OUT OR YOU WILL HAVE TWO WARS #1 IN THE SERVER #2 FIGHTING IN YOUTUBE WE WILL STOP FIGHTING WHEN YOU STOP GET OUT OF YOUTUBE NOW AND DONT FORCE PEOPLE TO JOIN YOU ARE GOING TO HELL JOIN THE RUSHERS OR DIE LEAVE NO MORE OG'S STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>706259000
AYY LMAO
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>>706258993
duckroll
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>>706259000
You beautiful fucking bastard
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>>706259000
Send the 'fuck u'
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She's probably reading the thread now where were when op fucked up
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>>706259000
Post her reaction OP.
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>>706259000
Winrar!
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op is currently explaining to the "guest" how hes just pranking him on 4chan.
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>>706259195
done>>706259187
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This shit better get archived. Except I don't know where to find those
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>>706259187
>DELET pls
Kek
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>>706259210
*her
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>>706259000
I though you're one of the OP that will literally copy paste the 'send her link to the thread'
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>>706259037
you're a pretty big guy..
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>>706259000
send it faggot, you wont.
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>>706259266
Seriously? We wasted a dub
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>>706259277
For you
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>>706259266
im posting my own gets here
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>>706259277
winrarrrr
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>>706259187
Tell her if she sends nudes you'all delete it. The hacker known as 4chan demands to see those titties, refusal means your personal information will get leaked.
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>>706259266
you TRIGGERED?!?!?!?!
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>>706259358
Roll
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Love me yet, anon?
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>>706259358
roll
>>
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>>706259358
rolling
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>>706259253
Seriously though where can a faggot find 4chin archives
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>>706259187
How much do I have to pay you to suck me off?
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>>706259316
am i?
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>>706259358
Rolling
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>get
what i did at your expense was worth it for the joy it brought to sad losers on the internet
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>>706259414
GIRL IN THREAD? TITS OR GTFO
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>>706259358
Reroll
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>>706259440
roll
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>>706259358
This
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>>706259440
Roll
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>>706259414
That chick isn't very pretty
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I masturebate to gore.
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>>706259412
Reroll
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>>706259414
If I pull that off will you die?
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>>706259440
dang, posted at 404 too, so close
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>>706259358
Say this
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Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy..... - ;) that's pretty fuckin funny turns my back to you and chuckles but... not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!!
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>>706259440
Roll for this
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>>706259519
ROLL
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>>706259499
you fuck
>>706259440
get
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>>706259519
Ruler
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>>706259519
rrrroolllll
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so what do you think about the weiner size of black dudes these days? Shits pretty crazy, huh?
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no
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>>706259440
ROLL
>>706259440
>>
>>
>>706259560
roll
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>>706259358
Rolling for this. Get nudes OP
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>>706259607
roll
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>>706259440
>get
>got
>trips
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i know this is a bit off topic, but dont you think that Streetlight Manifesto is amazing? Thomas Kalnoky is literally THE musical genius of our generation
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>>706259440
Get
>>
its over boys
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>>706259656
rolling
>>
Send nudes?
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>>706259628
Ask her for nudes. If she gives nudes you'll delete it.
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>>706259440
>>706259440
>>706259440
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>>706259628
yes i delet!
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>>706259560
you fuck
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rollerino, with the gif if you can
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>>706259700
WINRAAAAAAAAR WHAT A WAY TO END IT
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>>706259694
this
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>>706259689
Get em on bored I'll call it in
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its over
>>
select all images with a body of water
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>>706259358
duckrolling
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>>706259816
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>>706259816
Tell her to shut her mouth or you'll stick your dick in it
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>>706259358
rickrolling
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>>706259816
Introduce him to /pol/
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>>706259700
hooray
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>>706259816
Good luck on damage control
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>>706259993
Reroll
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>>706259816
I lied it doesn't 404 I'll delete it only if you send nudes ;)))))))
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>>706260004
srs tho, happiest moment of my adult life
now I can justify staying up so late
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>>706259992
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>>706260031
its okay, i told her the thread 404s itself and it cant be found again and she all cool
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so was it a guy or a girl? can't tell from thumbnail
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>>706259993
Reroll this
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>>706260177
DOUBLE META GET go me
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>>706260204
its a girl
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She's reading what we're saying.

Letter to you mi'lady

i want to be your little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her marissa blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo marissa blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
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>>706260204
re rool
>>
>>
select all images with a store front
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>>706260244
Honestly, if she's saying she's asexual.....
She's unstable, your best bet would be to just leave her the fuck alone
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>>706260300
>now you need to send her a screenshot of the thread
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>>706260300
windsor
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>>706260300
do i have to send her this image now
>>706260350
shes being ironic
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>>706260198
We didn't tell you to say that faggot
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>>706260388
dude, look at your get streak, yes
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>>706260198
Except for the great archive hunt
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>>706260388
Yes retard
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>>706260442
re rool
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i want to be your little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy.

she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel your blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body.

i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo her blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her your face.

it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
>>
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>>706260567
Now send a pic of your dick
>>
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>>706260459
FUCKING TRIIGERED RIGHT NOW
>RETARD
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>implying
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>>706260640
Sorry please don't tell sjw police
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>>706260640
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>>706260630
roll
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>>706260744
winrar op,please do it leave it on a bomb shell and send her a pic of your dick
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>>706260721
OOPS. TOO DRUNK. ALL CAPS E'ERYTHANG
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>>706260744
quickly before 404!
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>>706260744
FUCKING OP DO IT AND THIS TIME DONT FUCK IT UP
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>dick
>dick
>dick
>dick
>dick
>dick
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>>706260966
WINS? how!
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>>706260744
OP BETTER DELIVER
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>>706260966
"internet loser" here, damn, on those gets
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>>706260744
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>706260966
>>706260999
what the fuck
>>
>>
>>706260999
HOW
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>>706260999
fucking wtf.
>glitch in matrix
>will merk myself
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>>706260744
DAMMIT OP
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>>706261050
Fucking oust ddint even send a dick pic op confirmed for being a faggot
>>
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>>706261044
fuck the what
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>>706261109
i cant do it right now im with family
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>>706261050
Op you better deliver or you will be known as the biggest faggot ever
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>>706260999
>>706261044
tf is this thread
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>>706261126
the what, fuck!
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>>706261166
WTFFFFFFFFFF HOW (samefag again)
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>>706261158
Go into the bathroom and do it? It's not that hard to do op
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