Make a magic card Dubs chooses the art.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Make a magic card
Dubs chooses the art.
>>706246570
Classic. Roll.
>>706246432
>>706246799
Ayyyy
So that name is pretty empty. Roll dubs to choose it.
>>706246954
Git Gud
>>706246998
Reroll
>>706246998
Who wasted your trips? >>706246999
>>706246954
too much praising
Milk of Rasputin
>>706246998
rawl
>>706247023
Damn.
Reroll
>>706246998
ruul
>>706246998
1more
Bulimic Knight
>>706246998
>>706247023
>>706247135
>>706247154
>>706247176
>>706247181
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED
>>706246954
Ooze of the Soul
Mom's Spaghetti
>>706247030
Surprisingly relevant
>>706247227
THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERCATS (reroll for git gud)
>>706246954
Estus Soup
>>706247273
Reroll
>>706247210
Roll.
>>706247302
Reroll
>>706246998
rawlin
Hugh mungus
>>706247422
Fuck off YUgi
You stopped being relevant when we all turned 11
>>706247422
Winner, not fives though.
>>706247499
Checked.
Choose the type:
Land
Artifact
Creature
Instant
Sorcery
You can mix them together however you like, except for Instant. Also any subtype you like. You can also prefix it with Legendary.
>>706247632
Legendary creature - human spirit knight
Creature - Feminist
>>706247784
Rolling
Legendary creature - Human Gamer
Land - Locus
>>706247784
rolling for this
Tribal Enchantment - knight
>>706247784
Roll
>>706248033
Why are you a faggot?
>>706248093
I second this comment
>>706248033
You really like those tribals I guess. I don't really understand how they're supposed to work.
Choose the cost next. You can choose any number and combination of colorless, generic and colored mana. Valid colors are Red Blue Green White and Black.
>>706248279
Purple
>>706248279
Green Black three colorless
2WU
>>706248375
Re-roll !
>>706248399
Wheh.
Time for the rules text.
>>706248279
3(W/B)(W/B)
Two split colors
>>706246954
rawl
>>706248526
>2WU
>U
???
>>706248601
Shorthand for blue, since black is taken.
When ~ enters the battlefield, create two 2/2 white knight creature token.
White creatures you control get +1 +2.
>>706248748
Should probably incorporate something from blue.
If you would lose the game, instead you win the game.
Flash.
That's broken as fuck. At least remove flash.
>>706248279
Instant- All cards become Bulimic Knight. Throw all cards in a tub of hot dog water except the actual Bulimic Knight. You and your opponent may choose to cry.
>>706248922
Can't argue with the digits, though it seem somewhat over powered for only a 4 cost card.
>>706249030
Maybe if you get trips.
Roll on artist names, boarder color and rarity for fun.
We should probably move on to the next card.
Right roll for image of next card or any of the above stuff.
>>706248526
At the beginning of each combat you may take a shot and vomit onto the battlefield.
Each knight creature you control gains activated and static abilities of each permanent your vomit touched. You lose 1 life for each knight you control.
>>706248628
Explain pls?
When ~ ETB, destroy all creatures. Knites you control gain vigilance.
>>706249106
Artist- Drunk Step Dad
>>706249226
Re roll
>>706249106
Titty McDickson
Common.
Rarity, uncommon. Don't want it appearing in draft to often.
>>706249226
Roll
>>706249204
So instead of writing out longhand names of colors when talking about magic, people usually shorten it to something like G (for green) and so on. So you can write 1W to mean one generic mana and one white mana for a cost.
Since black and blue both start with b, the community eventually choose to have U be blue and B be black.
Masterpiece.
Artist- Mario
>>706249106
"HHRRLLRRGHLGHL"
Rare
Art - Shiggy Diggy
>>706249453
Oh yeah huh, fuck me, I didn't think of that
Rare.
Artist - Trump
>>706249479
Reroll, checkum
Or just move onto another card, this one's a bust.
Should we make a new thread, or stay here?
Bob Ross
"What goes down, must come up."
>>706249479
Good enough.
>>706249687
Let's stay here, we have enough image space.
>>706249768
So roll for the next cards image!
>>706249226
Rollin
Roll for next image
>>706249842
Creepy diver thing from Furi
>>706250000
Goddamn. Check'd.
>>706250000
Check'd
discomfort doge it is
>>706246954
Mama's apple pie
>>706250000
>quads
Alright, this card needs a name.
>>706250132
Redditor at 4chan meetup.
>>706250132
Diarrhea Nightmare
>>706250111
Pre rolling for this to be the flavor text
Peanut Butter Fiend
Butt Frustrator
>>706250132
I POOPED!
>>706250132
20 lbs of pig skeet
>>706250132
God save the Queen.
>>706250132
Doghenna of Discomfort
>>706250111
>>706250216
Seconded for Discomfort Doge
>>706250344
Winrar
>>706250212
>4chan meetup
You could probably slice the cringe with a knife.
>>706250216
Works for me.
So how much will this cost?
2BR
>>706250399
Three Black/Red hybrid mana.
>>706250399
Artist-Judge Joe Brown
4 phyrexian black mana.
>>706250399
WUBRG1/2
0 mana.
>>706250519
Reroll
1 (W/R)(W/R)
Hybrid mana.
>>706250618
Reroll
RRRGGG
>>706250638
Madman
2BWU
BGRWU
16 generic mana.
Just cause Emrakul is to easy to cast.
>>706250399
WUG1/2
5 Energy
WRU
I need a fun jeskai commander.
>>706250399
DUBS CHECKEM
WB
(R/B) (R/B) (R/B)
>>706251033
Fucking finally.
>>706250993
Rolling for this
GGRR
>>706251033
Winrar
I made it brown boardered, change it with dubs if you want.
>>706250593
>911x517
Coincidence? I think not.
>>706250993
Ha, you play homebrew with people?
>>706251033
Winrar!
Choose the types see >>706247632 on how to do that.
>>706251119
Rolling for silver border. Let's unhinge and unglue this bitch.
>>706251119
>>706250399
Target player loses 3 life. Place three -1/-1 counters, divided as you chose, among any number of target creatures. If your opponent has a creature that cannot be target, fuck that nigger, the creature gets double counters.
Ledgendary creature - doge
>>706251224
Rerolling. Also, Instant.
>>706251221
Roll'nnnnn
>>706250533
>how much will it cost?
>artist
Had a good kek
Instant - Arcane
The most parasitic mechanic ever printed.
>>706251224
Rolling for this to be a creature ability
>>706251224
>fuck that nigger, the creature gets double counters.
Why not, you get to divide them as you choose on target player's creatures? There's not much other than a single white enchantment that protects a player from that.
Artifact - equiptment
>>706251119
Planeswalker
>>706251433
O fug :D
>>706251433
I mean I wouldn't be caught wearing this as an equipment. Maybe you can equip your opponents creatures.
>>706251119
Instant
Look at your opponents hand. Once finished, your opponent now looks at your hand. Join forces with opponent and tag team your dad.
>>706251545
Right roll for rules text.
>>706251224
Rolling for this guys ability because fuck shroud.
>>706251620
And hexproof.
Equip 1
Equipded creature has deathtouch and lifelink.
>>706251545
Equip to target creature
Whenever your opponent begins their turn you may sit behind them.
Whenever your opponent plays a land card you must make increasingly lewd sexual advances
>>706251545
Indestructible.
You may equip Doghenna of Discomfort to Target Player. That player must accept a wedgie from this card's owner during his upkeep or automatically lose the game. As long as Doghenna of Discomfort is equipped to that player, that player's life total can never be above 20.
Equip 5
Equipped creature has +3 +2 and gains menace.
>>706246432
If trips get, card is 'bury target player'
If quads get, the card is 'affordable care act-- each player pays all their mana to ACA each round. each round, player who pays lowest amount is euthanized'
>>706251545
Once equipped, this card turns into Bulimic Knight
Draw 2 cards
>>706251848
rolling for this because fuck, funny
>>706251840
>>706251848
Rolling for either. They're both good.
Equipped creature gets 3 diarreia counters. At the beginning of your upkeep remove a counter. Once there are no counters on creature it is exiled and equip this for free on target creature, ignoring hexproof and shroud.
>>706251900
Winnnnrraarrr
Equip 0
Equipped creature gains banding, phasing and nonbasic landwalk.
>>706251848
Equip cost 4 to make it applicable.
>>706246432
>>706251900
Darn I was in the middle of writing >>706251963
Anyway it's been a good night but I have to sleep. If anyone wants to pick up, make it easy on yourself and download magic set editor.
>>706252038
Seconded
Could someone explain the interaction between selvala and panglacial warm?
>>706252115
Right it does need an equip cost.
>>706252110
Night op
Someone pick this up, copy/paste OPs rules too. Threads are actually not cancer and are kinda fun.
We play by OP's rules.
>>706253272
>>706252974
>>706253441
Not even dubs wtf
New dungeon master broke the rules. He didn't even wait for dubs. I cri errytime
i just uploaded the nutshack theme but every noun is replaced with the nutshack theme but 10 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=566mXMdZBn4
>>706253488
>>706253528
Nigger probably thought thread was kill.
>>706246570
ROll
>>706253599
>Implying thread isn't dead.
Died with OP.
