YLYL
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>706242573
>>706242004
>be disabled
>use motorized wheel chair for years
>somehow come to the conclusion it can ride an escalator
What is it about motorized carts that make people into such wads?
>(Source: too much wally-world experience)
>>706242573
Moar
Good job OP and anons. You've created the most cancerous ylyl yet.
Will my sister notice this if I give it too her /b/?
>>706243024
>>706243297
Well, have you noticed your mom giving it to you, faggot?
>>706243297
yeah no one will notice
>>706242676
Ylyl not cringe
>>706242887
I lost at yours. Good job.
>>706243631
This one is funny tho, look at that nerd in pigtails lol
Gif
>>706241455
screwed by a car? elaborate
>>706242712
Damnit
>>706241316
Time for me to share some shitty, newish (5-6 years old) greentexts to commemorate /b/s 13th, and almost 13 years of my life given to this hellhole I can't seem to escape.
And because it's still marginally better than killing myself.
b1t.7y/2dj3tGq
bit ly = b1t 7y
I'm using bitly because dropbox doesn't keep count. I figured after 100 clicks, or when the hats go away, I can stop this spam.
>>706243119
Agreed it's atrocious
>>706244657
Its a nissan tard
>>706244657
The show with the blue haired girl (named R.E.M.) is an anime called Re:Zero, the main characters is named Suburu. Basically everyone wants Suburu to fuck Rem and someone made a joke with the car (by the company Suburu) fucking Rem.
While I'm waiting around for a reply on another thread, why not?
>>706243423
Thanks anon
>>706243631
Holy fuck, that german soldier looks like Tom Cruise.
>>706243119
>Cancerous
>No banana
Fucking gook.
>>706243431
>>706241873
WTF I LOST NOW??
>>706243297
i dunno, I usually notice if somebody gives me a hotdog....how observant is your sister?
>>706243512
Yes. It says so in op's post.
>>706243119
did someone say cancer?!
>>706246313
The ultimate glory hole is a wedding ring, after all.
>>706246313
Lost
>>706243297
sick reviews???
>>706246313
That's actually kinda sad.
>>706242791
No.
>>706246122
Fuck I laughed
>>706245392
Hahaha, I find the implication of rather than just blaming the consequences of more than a century of aggressive french foreign policy on the leaders we have elected we should shift all the blame onto the dumb fuckers fleeing from the islamist death cult who carry out atrocities like this for breakfast rather droll. Rather droll indeed,
Good job peasasnts. Keep fighting amongst yourselves. Those dirty foreigners are coming here to rape your women. Doesnt that make you angry and upset?
Kill thy neighbour
Kill them good
>>706246999
Trips checked, elf decks are for skinny 13 year old cucks
>>706247058
Calm down neckbeard, your autism is showing. Hate foreigners quietly and coldly like the rest of us.
>>706246999
... Sause?
>>706247184
>>706247242
>>706247242
>>706247184
>>706247284
>>706247058
>Implication
>>706247331
>>706247392
>>706247427
>>706245177
Subaru-o'Nissan?
>>706244765
Not even a single (you). I love you /b/.
>>706247460
>>706247549
>>706246936
Observation: The meatbag thinks he is humorous!
>>706247501
>bit ly = b1t 7y
No idea how to turn this into an address m8.
>>706244765
>>706245423
Go outside you fucking weeb
>>706247120
lol
>>706247730
>>706246313
Take a moment to notice the drawn penises are censored.
This was probably on someones facebook at one point, and they didnt want to get Zucc'd
>>706247331
Jeepers, you sure are funny mister
>>706246749
lost
>>706241519
I wish that was my life
>>706246999
i bet this deck sucks
>>706243431
Lol
>>706247460
One of these needs to be shopped as if the camera man was shaking along with him & everything is blurred except him.
casey neistat killed harambe
>>706247676
bit(FUKCING DOT, BECAUSE just SAYING "DOT" IS SPAM)ly/2dj3tGq
Or
bit(FUKCING DOT)ly/2dj3tGq
>>706247730
You're loss. FFS do you have no malware protection? Does everything scare you on the internet?
>>706242887
lost hard
>>706243631
Who says mass extermination can't be fun?
>>706247209
well put, funny and concise and in the parlance of our time as well. You must be the head honcho what what? No I am only joshing, you know that. I would not want to infer that I find subtle xenophobia posted online to be a negative thing. No sirree, wink wink nudge nudge. Mum's the word. Gotta dehumanize those stinking foreigners, of course. You are doing god's work my son. God's work indeed
Haha, neckbeard. Autism. I love it. You are really getting the hang of the lingo around these parts. I am assuming noone suspects a thing. Good work, you arabian cockmuncher. good work
>>706247374
yeah i'm pretty much tripping off my tits at this point. the words probably aren't that well thought out. I was just meaning that I find it hilarious that rather than blaming any of the geo-political factors or France's history of marginalising and segregating its minority groups we should blame the foreigners! The foreigners!
And that my little bum chum is how you stay in power. Classic misdirection. Rather than address the corrupt cunts who got you into the mess in the first place, blame the peole fleeing a warzone! Cos it was them who created the problems in the first place. And do you know why? Cos they are foreigners! And they look funny! Aaaand the neo-nazi far right are trying to achieve the same effect as Isis, which is why we have all these arabian shit stirrers here trying to stir up anti-muslim sentiment. Because Isis wants us to hate the foreigners! They thrieve off that shit!
Aah its so easy. So fucking easy
I love this world, I really do
People are so fucking retarded. So fucking gullible.
We fucking deserve to get bombed
>>706243297
You have to mix it in with the ketchup faggot
>>706247676
>>706248803
This dropbox Its not worth checking out imo.
>>706247676
Are you legit retarded?
>>706247058
>Rather droll indeed
Nobody talks like that anymore neckbeard
>>706248959
Meh. Some good, some bad. I said it was a bunch of shitty green txts. Hours worth if you're bored. I promised nothing grand, after all everything I got was from /b/. But they are overall better than most of the green texts you get today. And, best of all, it's free.
>>706247331
>>706248952
and serve it to unsuspecting customers at the fast food restaurant you work at.
>>706246936
I'm English and some of this is actually spot on
>>706245980
Edgy!
>>706245980
Y tho ;~;
>>706245433
wtf why there is a shark in the pool? souce?
>>706249658
The world may never know
>>706247058
>I find the implication of rather than just blaming the consequence
>the implication of rather than just
>the implication of rather than
It's like you're using big words incorrectly to sounds smart.
Religion is all about interpretation of the source text. The fact that there are interpretations that condone and encourage violence, slavery, and rape, and the fact the same interpretations that literally cause the shia/suni divide ( a "feud" that has been around since almost the beginning of the religion) to be ignored, means that people believe the doctrine ISIS is spouting to be CLOSER TO WHAT MOHAMMED ACTUALLY INTENDED. If anything, the normal Muslims are infidels for not believing in the truest form of religion, at least based on how their book lays out the definition of the infidel.
"Whoever is an enemy to Allah and His angels and messengers, to Gabriel and Michael,- Lo! Allah is an enemy to those who reject Faith."
"But if ye cannot- and of a surety ye cannot- then fear the Fire whose fuel is men and stones,- which is prepared for those who reject Faith."
Where's your religion of peace now, libfag?
>>706245433
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Holy fuck I lost.
>>706249008
im not talking, i'm typing
This is not my mothertongue
My beard is magnificient and nowhere near my neck
You shame your family daily.
Everyday their contempt grows
Like the cancerous weed that choketh the sun
from the flower, a parasite
They see you as an uninvited skidmark stain
that should have stayed a blow, or nay a tugjob
Your parents hate you; so do I
but nowhere near as much as you do when you cry
en hvers vegna ekki að koma til eyjunni minni og ég má láta þig sjúga á hani minn
>>706242004
Lol dumb cunt
>>706249857
how do you have a beard that is not near your neck?
>>706249857
What language is that?
>amerifag that doesn't bother to learn languages here
>>706249777
But if ye cannot- and of a surety ye cannot- then fear the Fire whose fuel is men and stones,- which is prepared for those who reject Faith.
That was the quote I was looking for originally.
>>706246515
Fuckin great
>>706249857
God damn it iceland, could you go atleast a day without writing a stupid song,
>>706249805
Glad I can make you laugh, right when this thread become a political/religious argument...
>>706249978
whoops wrong quote
"91And slay them wherever ye catch them, and turn them out from where they have Turned you out; for tumult and oppression are worse than slaughter; but fight them not at the Sacred Mosque, unless they (first) fight you there; but if they fight you, slay them. Such is the reward of those who suppress faith.
192But if they cease, Allah is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful.
193And fight them on until there is no more Tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah; but if they cease, Let there be no hostility except to those who practise "
>>706243074
What's this creep from
>>706242676
hot
>>706243712
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>706246115
Kek
>>706249777
Oo bless that ass. you're on some real shite anon
>>706249777
nice trips
no im using big words cos im pretty high and i am finding language liberating today. maybe it makes sense f you read it in the voice i got reading it in my head. it wasnt meant to make sense. I was merely expressing my merriment at the notion of people blaming homeless refugees for their ills rather than the cunts stuffing their pockets and lie to you daily. the pleasant chap and gent who own so much that you or I would never dream to dare how powerful they are.
But it is the man on the street, the woman on the road, the dirty battered miserable fleeing little insignificant rattish vermin foreign looking refugee you blame
Not a history of violence perpetrated by our men
The refugees are parasites they come they rape our girls
whatever shall we do If not defend our piece of earth
so rally forth and rally forth, vanquish these kebabs
But please my boy dont think my boy dont question this surmise
that you are being played my boy
and "Isis" is a lie
>>706243297
I think she will notice that the hotdog isn't cooked first and it will distract her.
>>706250462
>cos im pretty high
Being high is no excuse
>>706250025
haha sorry
we will stop now mister putin
>>706242616
feels and kek
>>706250462
Oh go fuck yourself
>>706245980
Typical Romans. I'd be surprised if this didn't go on a fair bit, them history dudes could be pretty mean.
>>706247058
I really hope you're tweaking, otherwise that is a stupid amount of wasted typing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fXXDZtXguQ
>>706246122
I'm sure they were perfect for her
>>706241316
Tryhard
>>706241455
Love, its what makes a Subaru
>>706250576
excuse for what? I am not presenting you with an apology. Was merely stating facts you pedantic waste of semen and bile
>>706250788
Fuck you nigger
>>706250706
no you
>>706250724
thats correct on both accounts
>>706250185
Lazy Town
>>706246515
lost
>>706250903
Meth?
>>706241798
Kek
>>706250244
I dont blame him
>>706250848
Not the same anon, you are a faggot
>>706241455
fucking underrated
dumping some :^)
:^)
>>706249040
lost
>>706250462
Just playing devil's advocate, all i'm trying to explain is that Islam is still violent, and promotes it regardless of the fact that the west has done some shitty stuff.
The United States, and her allies are all to blame here. I think your too quick to point fingers at colonialism, remember that Iran/Iraq and the other oil rich countries benefited greatly from western interest in oil in the 50-70's.
Islamic regimes overthrew the pro-american government in iran in the 70s, meaning Islamic extremism is given legitimacy through fatwas and what not.
We gave weapons to the afghani muj in the 80's, which got used on us in the 2000's and even today.
WE FUCKING KNEW A TERRORIST ATTACK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FROM ISRAELI INTELLIGENCE IN THE 2000 BUT DID NOTHING TO JUSTIFY EXPANDING THE MILITARY AND CRUSADING FOR OIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
We support isreal who's holy book claims the land is theirs, yet kick people who's genetics prove ancestry for thousands of years out through force.
Of course the Islamic world hates us, but to argue that and not also see that Islam is a violent religion in and of itself is just dumb.
>>706248858
I am gain. You must be stagnation. Nice to meet you.
>>706243431
Shit, after all these years of this cancerous faggot, I finally smiled at that fucking banana.
I really, really fucking hate you.
>>706251521
So we could, not too justify.
High and tired from a 8hr shift, can't type thoughts super coherently xd
>>706246999
Garruks horde smh
Other than that it's fine
>>706242676
wow idubbbz hair is so long
>>706241316
unfunniest shit EVER. Wtf, if this is your taste in ylyl then.... oh wow
>>706251478
Working link for audio?
>>706252097
First day from reddit?
You post is even formatted like one from there, even down to abusing ellipsis
>>706251983
delete this video no one can see whats going on anyway
>>706241316
Jesus
>>706241316
thats not funny its really quite sad
>>706246122
Yeah that got me
>>706252542
another good one
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4chan Pass user since October 2016.
>>706252742
Who's the girl in the fifth pic?
>>706241316
i just uploaded the nutshack theme but every noun is replaced with the nutshack theme but 10 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=566mXMdZBn4
>>706241455
i own a STI, and i approve of this message
>>706251712
They ever get a direct answer???
>>706246515
Lost, hardcore
>>706245698
lost
>>706252954
thats just going too fucking far jesus christ
>>706246172
what the fuck is that jizz in the first pic
>>706251452
was in this thread. holy shit that was in 2014 whoa
>>706253175
That isn't sanitary is it?
>>706253096
>being so poor you dont even recognize what decent pressure tap water looks like
wow. i...i was gonna make fun of this, but thats some fucking serious tier poverty
fucking wow
>>706243332
Lost
>>706246999
Hope those are double-sleeved. Don't want slut on any cards.
>>706253136
Strangely upsetting to watch.
>>706244765
props to you anon <3
>>706242712
kek
>>706251452
>>706253170
pic related
>>706249956
>>706253254
lost
>>706253136
This is fucking epic with this in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnFSb8xcmN4
>>706251529
Hey, this was posted 1 year ago
>>706244845
Kys
>>706247120
An adult still playing yugioh kys
>>706242199
The first time I saw this omfg
Fire Marshall Bill In The Hospital – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQkjBuJD-4
Fire Marshall Bill goes to SCHOOL – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdhAOEXSDs
[MIRROR] Tess Munster/Holliday – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPLmIumAV-s
UGLY FURNITURE – YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqJx86xQJQ#t=40
Japan World Cup 3 - Part 1 – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404&v=g-haQwla2ao
Dear car guys.. any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYycwWwYaZU
What Obi-Wan's Ghost ACTUALLY Should Have Done – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRmacA4_5vg
Luke Won't Forgive Anakin – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQBZGlkVzl0
>>706243216
your a fucking disgrace
>>706241873
How did I just lose to this?
>>706253136
What am i looking at?
>>706252936
the unbreakable kimberly schitt
>>706253816
nothing can hurt me more than you calling magic yugioh
>>706246515
genuis
>>706246266
*atheist
>>706253242
it's the latest in kielbasa storage technology. perfectly sanitary and can be used as an extension cord for equipment.
>>706251565
Lost
>>706244951
that show was creepy as fuck
>>706246928
Perfectly photoshopped punctuation
>>706241798
Löst
>>706246515
Lost, but this is actually clever
>>706241655
Kill yourself. Actually. Please.
>>706249857
>triggered
>>706246936
I am from the UK and this happened last week to me.
>>706247058
People like you are complete social outcasts.
>>706254484
same
>>706251789
ive seen weirder
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/14778fed8a/559499-1
here it is
>>706251378
this shit always gets me
>>706246122
Those are some dank plates
>>706244845
LOST!!! XDD classic and never gets old HERP DERP!! so random! XD
>>706248932
Holy shit dude get a life lol
>>706253816
MTG faggot
>>706251879
fuck, lost again
>>706252973
What's your favorite Xavier wolf song
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/14778fed8a/559499-1
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/14778fed8a/559499-1
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/14778fed8a/559499-1
new YLYL
>>706255039
>>706255458
this broke me you asshole
>>706252413
I'll date that cutie
>>706245698
Lost bad
>>706241798
RAI, RUN!
>>706252936
Erin from The Office
>>706252742
this is so white. im blind now.
>>706253969
>>706252742
Who's the girl in the 7th pic?
>>706246797
sau ce
>>706247613
>>706247549
>>706247460
>>706247427
>>706247331
>>706247284
>>706247242
>>706247184
bc in the movie he started disappearing?
>>706256187
no, because he has parkiensons or whatever. It gives him the shakes.
>>706250706
wut?
