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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only 1 waifu per anon
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Only hexs can kill me
>Most importantly, YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME
RAGE MODE ACTIVATED
>>706240235
Nice earlybake fag.
KyokoAbsolutelyDisgusting.png
>>706240008
Oh well, I tried.
>>706240117
Ohhhhh. I think I remember a game like that. I played it once, never again. I'm not too fond of pain... at least, not in that sense.
>hexs
sextuples you donger
![ccd[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6eu8ple.jpg "ccd[3].jpg")
>>706240202
yayy glad y'all arent sick of me..
OH okay good thing you didnt then!
And kirby music, who could complain! thanks!
what new games are you into at the present?
>>706240249
aww fair enough I suppose, hope you are okay!
>>706240430
bad ayase
>>706240235
Did anyone ever tell you that you've got... How should I put this... A short fuse?
still here
and
>>706240477
yeah im fine just doing things with people is weird
Hello all!
![You Watanabe [24].png](https://i.imgur.com/MVUmAFe.png "You Watanabe [24].png")
>>706240505
>>706240420
Yeah I tend to avoid pain too, just not my thing.
>>706240449 (Yuuki)
Yeah but Cassandra also has sword and shield, Cassandra is her younger sister. Sophitia is cool but Cassandra is better.
>>706240235
fire cannons!
>>706240505
bby
>>706240430
That face makes me wanna hate fuck her...
>>706240463
Best pokewaifu
>>706240613
Great monster waifu
>>706240235
![You Watanabe [11].png](https://i.imgur.com/O0KKrtu.png "You Watanabe [11].png")
>>706240673
those manners make me wanna cry
>>706240735
nice feet
>>706240735
nice feet
>>706240764
Dont cry, youll make me cry
>>706240673 >>706240735
>That face makes me wanna hate fuck her...
>>706240764
you make me cri
>>706240650
>Previous guard said an investor was coming at 12
>It's 12
>No one here yet
[Paranoia Intensifies]
>No ERP
No :^)
>>706240591
Yea I can feel that. But some things can be great too I suppose!
>>706240613
Sony product placement/10
I'm a real straight shooter
>>706240735
Burd make the best waifu
>>706240926
>straight
>>706240854
Wew
>ROCK A GLOCK NIGGA POP SOME CAPS ON SOME FOOLZ
Stay safe, don't get spooked too hard.
Did we actually moved here?
Disgusting
>>706240853
>>706240430
>>706240638
>>706240764
YOU WILL NEVER STOP MY RAMPAGE
>>706240903
i dont know depends on the thing i guess
>>706241025
It's more just that they're kinda sorta friends with the building owner, and I don't feel like getting in trouble.
>>706240903
Is your waifu from a hentai? Or am i thinking of another grill
>>706240980
>only chloeca
>>706241071
All it takes is for a few to go
![You_Watanabe [12].png](https://i.imgur.com/gOzPciZ.png "You_Watanabe [12].png")
>>706241102
pls be nice
>>706241207
Ah that makes sense. Don't shoot him then, or if you do, just make sure you don't get caught :^]
>>706241012
Hmm?
>>706240906
aww, i just want to be like the cool kids
>>706241401
Don't play dumb
>>706241452
GET YOUR PATHETIC VAMPIRE ASS OFF MY THREAD
>>706241533
YOU THINK THATS ENOUGH TO STOP ME
>>706241373
It's okay, there's a cubby underneath the basement stairs that no one checks. I can plaster it up after I shove him in there.
>>706241452
You are one of the cool kids, mavis
>>706241586
Good plan.
If all else fails, arson the building.
>>706241582
God damn son
>>706241533
No, I meant I don't know who this is
>>706241582
This truly is a Godless world.
>>706241452
GIGA MAVIS CAN U STOP HER CANCER DUBS KILLS HER
>>706241762
>>706241852
I SAID LEAVE
Here
>>706240650
Gotcha. I remember Taki had those two fist blade things
>>706241852
Ohh fuck! Now that's impressive!
>>706241933
#rekt
>>706241452
To each their own and all, really. Blatant product placement in movies irritates me though. Especially if it's from companies that get ny money monthly so I can back up my PS3 save files online...
>>706241582
You should really smoke some weed or something. You'd benefit from it quite a bit.
>>706241959
Taki is a slut.
>fuckin body suit and shit.
But yeah she's pretty good, dunno about tourney ranks though.
>>706241712
>Implying I need to
I'll just give Karen a plane and the rest will take care of itself.
>>706242071
lewds?
>>706242071
Fair enough.
Allah Akbar am I rite?
>>706242284
>>706241801
Doesn't matter
What matters is that you are a faggot and a slut
>>706241852
han solo claimed
>>706242284
Well, you jump straight to the point, eh Wewby?
>>706242361
Exactly!
>12:20
>Still no one
....
>>706242391
;-;
Meanie
>>706242069
Ivy the sluttiest though
>>706242035
AND HAVE PUNY GETS LIKE YOU
>>706242554
MEDIOCRE
>>706242554
>ITS A TRAP!
>>706242592
Yeah, and she's a bitch to fight, seriously that chain sword is OP.
>At least once I close the distance it becomes almost worthless.
>That's true for anyone though.
>>706240420
Makoto!
>>706240854
You gon' die
>>706240591
Is it weird to sometimes just want people to leave you alone and be alone, even if you're having a good time?
>>706240650
Elle! Hello again!
>>706242062
Hello an Ruby!
NO LEWDS THO
>Karen
Worst snackbar.
Gym totally kicked my ass today.
>>706242581
I still love you. No need for tears
>>706242632
No one cares
>>706242714
>extra lewds
>>706242714
no not at all i feel that way when im around people a lot too
>>706241283
definitely another grill...
I mean, she's from a lil ecchi anime, but still that's just a bonus really
>>706242702
Mitsurugi and Astaroth a best though
>>706242794
But you called me mean things ;-;
>>706240235
Mass suicide thread, start now
>>706242387
This is not what I asked for, but I'm okay with it
>>706242554
Well, what would be the point of not doing so?
How are you though?
>>706242391
What a bully
>>706242714
Dude, I DESERVE lewds!
>>706242714
Ohai Suika ^^
>>706242929
They're nothing compared to the might of Cassandra!
>They have that range advantage, but it means fuckall when I get close and beat the ass off of them
>>706242581
Don't worry about him, anon.
>>706242632
Yeah, I'd definitely recommend smoking a bowl and getting lost in an Incubus album or something along those lines. You need to chill the fuck out bro.
>>706240477
Why would i be?
Yeah, i had a feeling it would be, and Kirby music is amazing! though you don't never know what to expect from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R16ijfROQ_M
I planned on completing Xenoblade X but i've been distracted with brawl.
>>706242964
I did not. that was other anon m8.
>>706242918
I thin im thinking bible black but im not sure...
>>706243021
More?
>>706242973
YOU WONT NEED T COMMIT SUICIDE WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>706242794
You stop right there Hijab Sheppard
>>706243129
>Absolutely haram
>>706242876
It makes me feel defective. I think a lot of my problems (drinking, occasional depression, mood swings) would be solved if I was out with people more, but it reminds me of being at the gym: I can charge into it and be happy and gung-ho, but as time progresses, it takes willpower and feels like work.
>>706243021
Stop right there, Lewdby! You're too young for all that!
>>706243084
Nui, do your Nuis do massage therapy?
>>706243137
Esdeath's new fetish?
>>706243084
I dont know, just a thought I always have
And cool cool! Yea kirby music is definitely award winning!
Haha gaming distractions come far too easily!
I'm deciding whether or not to play mafia II, I mean I paid $5 for it a few months ago haha
>>706243129
Oh ok, no worries!
>>706242702
It probably is. I should probably go wipe up all the Raid I sprayed earlier. It's starting to get to me.
>>706242714
SPOOKI BOOKI!
Didn't skip leg day, right?
>>706243021
Fair enough!
Kinda sore, dunno what's up with my back lately but it's been aching a bit. Probably need to fluff my pillow up a bit. You?
>>706243226
Syndra.
>>706243233
>mad
>at lewds
Wew
>>706243233
no i think that its fine to want to be by yourself more and being around people does feel stressful. some people just lean towards being alone while others need people you know?
>>706243345
Prolly, anyway I think I'm gonna head to bed.
>Its 1AM
>I like to be asleep around this time.
>>706243233
>haram
>>706243659
Goodnight
>>706243696
Hello karen-chan
>>706243659
Alright, night Gun! Good luck with senpai!
>>706243696
ALLAHU?
>>706243783
Hiya Tali, what's up?
>>706243129
Sure, if you want to
>>706243233
I'm not young for this! I'm mentally prepared for the lewds!
>>706243345
>lewds
Noice
Same for me, my back's killing me lately. I guess I should change my position a bit when sitting down. It also makes terrible noises when i stretch
I dunno why I'm still lurking here... I said what I had to, and I wasn't planning on stating past that...
I'm going to bed.
I woke up at 2pm today so I am not tired at 3:30 am. This is not ideal
welp, no sleep tonight
This is my waifu,i don't care what anybody else says,fuck all other girls in Danganronpa. Yes,even Maizono.
>>706243913
*Staying
Autocorrect + lack of sleep = Stupid Koumefag...
>>706243345
Today was leg/core, but I changed my workout plan, so leg day becomes brutal in a different way. More HIIT and high-rep stuff than the raw strength I was doing before.
>>706243659
Night-night Elle! Don't jam in your sleep.
>>706243696
Simplifying other cultures to memes makes them easier to understand. Aloha snackbar.
>But salaam aleekum
>Assuming you speak that version of Arabic
>>706243902
Ruby as the adult in this situation I'm going to have to tell you "No."
>>706243861
Nm just playing ME2
>>706243902
Ironically this is my last lewd...
>>706243233
Yes but for me only, you must be looking for the phony.
>>706243283
Well it's a false thought, at least in my case, i've told you before that the manner you speak in reminds me of another friend i had.
Or at least it should be, everything is perfect about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGGVWGJ0ZiM
I suppose you should give it a shot if you can, but distractions can be strong.
>>706243964
shame. would you like to play LoL or just relax?
>>706243964
Would a cuddle buddy help?
>>706244002
You go anon. Stick to your waifu
>>706243913
Goodnight
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>706243345
Makoto.
>>706244227
yes very much
>>706244165
yeah some Lol could be fun actually
>>706243902
It wasn't even that lewd!
I just assume the heat mixed with the terrible sleep position is what's getting me.
>>706244034
RIP Booki. At least you aren't skipping it!
>>706244334
Just wake up?
>>706244034
I need an adult for this?
>>706244069
>69
That's too ironic
>>706244034
I'm kidding I know, just being a shit.
And there's only one version of arabic either way 7abibi. Hiya.
>>706243816
SNACKBAR
>>706243930
Was that just bad luck or you waking up for something?
>>706244069
not surprising kek
>>706243037
When you've been modding GTA V and drive past a toradora poster and DBZ billboard
>has science gone too far
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>706244410
Yes.
>>706244114
Welp thanks! That makes me feel better anyway! At least with people like you, ill stick around
And damn right it should be!
Yea I think I will, I love the whole mafia-esque type thing, if only I was Italian and born way back~
>>706244383
Id cuddle but im probably really far away
>>706244431
Hehe
>>706244493
Hey if i started a sync would you guys be in it?
>>706244643
Hello, How are you?
:|
>>706244493
>one version of Arabic
This proves you speak Arabic.
>>706244431
No, because you shouldn't be doing it! You're not even old enough to drink!
>>706244410
It really is illustrating to me that willpower is a major limitation in my life ...
>>706244643
Pls stop with the Sunni Smurf.
>>706244114
What if it's part of a physical therapy program?
>>706244807
Hi
>>706244807
very nice pet the tail
>>706244493
Been studying too much. Hold me...
Unless you were making a really bad "why wake up" joke, to which I say your name is Goldfish and your opinions are irrelevant
>>706244493
This image is so good I'll have to make a Content Cop for it
>>706244410
It was lewd enough.
Do you want to solve our back problems together~?
>>706244693
~
>>706244942
B-But... Okay, look, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO POST HERE, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO DO LEWDS, OKAY?
>>706244807
Priscilla
>>706244797
HELLO!
I am well yes
How are you?
>>706244942
>Pls stop with the Sunni Smurf.
dafuq?
>>706244493
Ayyyy, what's up Karen?
>>706244615
Didn't miss the train this time?
>>706244942
Willpower is the major limiter in most peoples lives... well, and money.
>>706245165
Oh my, how are you planning that~?
>>706244693
probably yeah.. where are you from?
>>706245337
SoCal
>>706245165
Look at this picture. An cute, with no lewd in sight! You don't need lewds. Lewds are for degenerate scum.
>Might want to touch up the patterning on the skirt though--it doesn't follow the cloth contour.
>>706245239
Mislink. That was to Tali >>706244693
>>706245285
Yeah. I don't subscribe to the "Bootstrap" ideals.
>Another SoCal
![Syndra [188].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNgcDlY.jpg "Syndra [188].jpg")
>>706245285
How did you know?
>>706245397
damn.. sorry I can't go across the continent tonight
>>706244643
Talking to anons like you is always a joy.
Perhaps one day it shall!
That wouldn't be much of a good thing though.
>>706244942
Surely you must be jestin!
>>706245553
youll never damage me with those shitty numbers
>>706245239
im good just really tired. I just wanted to say hi! Are you new?
>>706243084
She's mine, actually
>>706245553
Iktf m8 i just moved from the other side.
>>706245489
What was supposed to be to me?
>>706245285
We can try to figure something out~
In the meanwhile, neko costumes
>>706245489
I-I'm sorry... but I've been perverted by other lewd claimers... it's not my fault, I swear!
>I actually like the skirt's design
>>706244942
Kek kek it does, you've met someone that speaks arabic? There are a few ways to speak it but it's ultimately the same core words.
>>706244693
That's not appropriate, Tali-kun
>>706244993
*holds*
It's okay my dude. I never got to talk to you on animus sadly.
Whatcha studying for? And also Goldfish is the best name, don't hate!
>>706245285
Hiya Makoto, nothing much just woke up, hanging out and listening to bad music.
>>706245896
>There are a few ways to speak it but it's ultimately the same core words.
all you really need to know is the one you scream before you blow up an airplane right?
>>706245489
Is ok, I forgive!
>>706245601
Ditto anon!
It better!
And I suppose not, but the aesthetic is still neat to me!
>>706245627
At least you are good! I too am tired, but I always am now, so Im used to it, it's like a new part of me!
And I guess I still count as being new! I think I first came here on Friday night (my time) had no idea this existed, so here I am, and glad Ive met some nice people too!
So what's up?
>>706245489
Bootstrap ideals?
>>706245520
Because you're here before 2 AM.
>>706245866
Oh my, is that an offer~?
>>706245896
Ah, what music?
>Vector W8
Oh god, this car, HNNNNNNNG.
>>706245896
Not a single thin inappropriate about "that" pic tbh
>>706245866
Lap pillows are the best
>>706245896
Spent a few months in Qatar, Turkey, and Afghanistan, so yeah. They tried to make us learn Pashto, but there wasn't enough emphasis on it, and when I tried to speak it everyone just looked at me like "Stop even trying, what are you doing"
>>706245866
This is a cute more than a lewd. There's nothing showing or overly suggestive.
>>706245763
>Sunni Smurf
>>706246089
The suggestion that all you need is "work ethic" and you can accomplish anything. That people can essentially pull themselves up to the "American dream" with nothing but determination.
Hey, wait, I'm trying to mold Ruby into a respectable person! Don't pervert her!
>>706245986
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RIGHT YOU ARE, INFIDEL.
>>706246194
lap pillows?
>>706246399
I'm very aware how right I am. all the time.
>>706246089
Maybe~
>>706246194
Damn right
>>706246305
>
>>706246419
>using a girls lap as a pillow, m8
>>706246305
She is no smurf
>>706245750
N E I N!
>>706246088
Aw well, but it is pretty neat.
Are you up to anything?
>>706246548
oh hell yea, sounds great. Also a plump buttock or hefty boob is just as nice!
>>706246692
While all those are nice there is something about a lap pillow that makes it better
>>706246665
not particularly...
I mean, am watching the film Swiss Army Man
just started
What are you up to fam a lam?
>>706246763
oh fur sure, it does seem more calming and intimate doesnt it?
![Syndra [56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QuMKng5.jpg "Syndra [56].jpg")
>>706246089
Actually no, the one im going for leaves in 3 hours, so i should be fine.
>>706246089
Just random things off youtube, pink guy and Karen loops and stuff.
Enjoying the car?
>>706246194
I guess not...
It's her skirt length I'm not happy with
>>706246305
Woah, rad. What were you doing there? Who's "they" ?
And yeah non arabs speaking arabic usually ends in a really hilarious bit of memery. There are sounds you are literally unable to pronounce.
>>706245763
what made you move?
>>706246088
nothing much about to crash just wanted to say hi and welcome you. Have good night! talk to you later
>>706246305
Oh ya, the whole work ethic thing is a fucking scam 12 ways over. I know people that work 12 hours a day of hard fucking labor and can't move up because of it.
Are you saying I'm not a respectable person?!
>>706246508
Maybe I'll take you up on that offer~
>>706246896
Oh wow, that's quite some ways away. Why up so early?
>>706246935
Yep! Although I can't seem to get my damn fog lights to work, and it's bugging the hell out of me.
Well boys its sleep time aka 1am
Also if i started up a chat room for us would you guys be interested?
>>706246972
Better job opportunities plus my 3d wife was here.
Well. We had a 'combat'. And half the party are at each others throats.
>>706240235
>>706246449
Even mentioning it was silly of me, we already knew you were right.
>>706246989
Night shino
>>706247007
Try turning them off and on again?
>>706246989
you too m80! good night
>>706247047
a chat room? also good night sweet dreams
>>706247007
I'm going to sleep, but I'll leave you with a major lewd
Goodnight /waifu/~
>>706246816
Oh, what's that about?
I'm listening to calm music at the moment and still setting up some brawl stuff.
>>706247251
when have I ever been wrong?
>>706247047
Well that makes sense. goodnight
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>706247007
Its not early.
I just couldn't sleep longer.
>>706247099
What are you playing .5?
>>706247134
keked hard.
>>706247335
Never that I've seen...
>>706247251
Oh haha. Yes, I tried that. I think a wire shorted somewhere, because the switch isn't getting any power.
>>706247301
Oh my~
Night Wewby~
>>706247379
Ah, alright. I've been sleeping for too damn long these last few days.
>>706247305
It's...it's definitely not your typical film, very strange, but I like it, love these types of strange films! It's basically about a man who is stranded on an island, and lugs a dead body around with him that washed up on the beach that he envisions doing stuff for him, hence the 'swiss army' part, like the knives...you have to watch it I suppose to get the gist
and awesome, how's that going?
do you like lava lamps? I was randomly thinking about them, like, I find them calming especially with said music
>>706247297
Yeah, idk i know a site where you can generate your own room and basically itd be for waifu bros. Itd be kinda the same as here except no new threads and everything getting deleted. Plus you know your username would be your waifu claim.
>>706247470
exactly.
>>706247470
Back to 8ch :^)
>>706247007
You are not BEING respectable, Makoto!
>>706247099
Rory, how do I do that turny thing with my mech to protect the chassis but keep sight of the enemy?
>>706247301
I hope you find a more respectable self tomorrow, LEWDBY
>disappoint
>>706246935
I'm in the military. Usually just contractors or people selling stuff on the bases. The Afghanis and Uzbekis and Turks were really friendly. The Qataris are insufferable cunts.
"They" being the military. There's a lot of trying to meet people in the middle culturally, almost to the point of insanity in Qatar.
>>706247486
How're you gonna fix it? Or are you gonna send ti to repair man guy?
>>706247573
So what are you doing today? Besides being right?
>>706247646
c:^()
>>706247560
actually sounds pretty neat bro! nice idea!
>>706247839
meh. same as usual, really.
>>706247913
Well i went ahead and made a room... if i get more interest i put out the info in about 9-10 hours(after i sleep). Will also need to name 3 admins and then some mods.
>goodnight everybody
>>706248210
oh ok sounds cool mane! anyway, have a good rest, unfortunately you wont see me until like 20hours maybe, so hopefully I get the info too!
btw my waifu is Akeno, so look for me!
>>706247913
holy fucj that's lewd
>>706248361
Akeno got it
>>706248407
not as lewd as it could be though
>>706248449
sweet, night!
