No celeb bread... so here is one
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No celeb bread... so here is one
Why did they lower file size limit... this makes me a sad panda
Like over half of my shit I can't post anymore
If you zoom on this one, you can see Miley's vag lips.
>>706240699
Hosted SNL tonight
have some dick
>>706240580
You can almost see her penis in this pic. That woulda been embarrassing.
anyone have those Ilana Glazer webms someone posted earlier?
>>706240932
Sauce?
>>706241420
dont know what those were but here are some
>>706240369
yeah Mr Miyagi want it
that is Kate Mara ?
of the 5 webms thats the only one because of size limit
>>706241692
Anna Kendrick
>>706240932
the weekend performed aswell
Alicia Vikander (Ex Machina)
I like to edge on cam while a bro feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. I put the pics up next to me in a split screen cam window.
He can either roleplay as her watching me, or we can just chat about her as I edge and erupt.
>>706240369
3MB was costing too many shekels
4chan Pass user since October 2016.
>>706241812
thanks...someone was posting ones earlier (like 12 hours ago) that were below the new limit. her dancing in the red dress like Rosie Perez
Gonna fap on kik, hmu
Hardguy_11198
>>706242333
lol that blonde's legs on the left. Her entire leg is a thigh.
thread win! fully clothed females!
woot woot.
>>706241456
moar!
>>706243549
sweet! another fully clothed female celebrity? anyone know where i can find moar?
>>706241642
Is that Jenny Slate and Alia Shawkat?
>>706244436
Not Jenny Slate. Ilana Glazer and Alia. From Broad City.
>>706244575
She looks like... if Slate and Shawkat had a baby.
>>706245230
Well the premise of the episode is that she fell into love/lust with Shawkat because they look so similar. But yeah I know what you mean. Slate is so hot too and loves to show her butt on cable.
>>706245231
Hnnnngggg
>>706242130
Hot!
>>706245788
Wanna play?
>>706246113
Yes yes!
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a v-very beautiful w-woman... She always g-gets gawked at when w-we g-go out... And I-I get m-more than a-a few "I want to punch you in the face" l-looks from envious m-men wh-who despair m-my g-goodly gains...
>>706246199
Place your bets. Next celeb to do a nude shoot/sex tape?
My bet is on Bella Thorne.
>>706246545
I-I am s-so sorry they f-feel that w-way b-because she i-is s-such a-a big part o-of my life... Everybody i-is shocked at this 98 pound w-weakling h-holding in h-his arms a-a beautiful w-woman o-of surpassing beauty m-my Vic'...
>>706246199
I'm on r/jobuds in the weekly meetup thread, first post ;)
>>706246113
my cock belongs to katy
>>706246829
I-I have h-had several alpha m-men c-come up t-to me and challenge m-me t-to a fight s-so they m-may w-walk o-off with m-my prize... B-But I-I'm t-too weak and c-cowardly t-to step u-up t-to this...
>>706242130
Wut?
can we get some Upton?
>>706246997
I-It's n-not my fault I-I'm created a beta-runt... I-I always n-notice Victoria shakes h-her h-head when I-I chicken out o-of a f-fight b-but I-I d-don't w-want t-to get m-my head b-busted in...
Let's jerk off together, celebs or other girls. HMU hardguy_11198
On kik
>>706242130
How many times have people gone for this?
>>706247172
Sh-She s-said, "Why don't you fight?", and i-is quite d-distant f-for a-a while af-after I-I wimp out fr-from yet another alpha challenge...
>>706247269
I have about ten regulars but none of them are online at the moment. I do it about every other day.
>>706241812
Did they ask her to make the least sexy expression she could?
>>706247343
She s-said she w-wishes she h-had a-a real m-man t-to be proud o-of: s-someone who could p-protect h-her from d-danger... Then she g-gives m-me this terrible l-look of disapproval...
>>706241812
>>706247496
>>706247496
It's a comedy you dolt. She's trying to be funny.
>>706240124
same shit, different day.
>>706245862
What's this from? No idea she did a nude scene.
>>706247581
O-Oh m-my g-gosh, Vic' is n-not h-happy w-with me... I-It b-breaks m-my heart... I-I w-would gladly f-fight a-a thousand m-men f-for h-her if the c-contest involved checkers... B-But then she g-g-gives the helpless l-look b-because she i-is stuck w-with Super Beta-Man The Yellow Coward...
>>706247401
Each roleplaying as different celebrities?
>>706242130
I want to do this with you. I will be home in an hour and a half though.
>>706247936
No, I'll be too busy stroking and cumming
>>706248067
Is the other guy on cam or just you?
>>706247903
Bro, don't. Just don't.
>>706248067
What? I'm
asking if they're all different celebs.
>>706240599
FREEZE, ENHANCE
>>706248122
Just me
>>706248247
as many as you feel like sending
>>706248065
Go on r/jobuds in the meetup thread, i'm the first post, message me now if you want to play later
>>706248445
Any of them Katy Perry?
>>706248445
>r/jobuds
What is that? Reddit? I just wrote down your kik so maybe I will just send you a message later?
>>706248665
Yes, and i dont have kik
>>706248652
I've erupted to Katy many times. My record for her is ten ropes
>>706248971
so you're not hardguy from above? wtf
>>706249046
That's me
>>706249068
can I message you later?
>>706248971
Do you record them or gave any archives?
>>706249329
I don't record myself, people probably record me though
>>706249305
Who would find that attractive?
>>706249382
Who's the best session you had with?
>>706249214
Sure
![wolf_of_wall_street_ver3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AYR0oky.jpg "wolf_of_wall_street_ver3[1].jpg")
>>706241541
>>706249493
her sister?
>>706241642
>>706240124
who is tht?
>>706247203
Why can't you just admit you're a faggot? No straight guy wants to jerk off with other guys.
>>706247900
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice s-says I-I'm n-not g-good enough f-for h-her... She s-says I-I tricked h-her into l-loving m-me... I-I m-must admit I-I d-did use a-a little b-bit of suave-de-plume in m-my approach b-but i-it w-was d-done w-with g-good intent...
>>706252673
>>706252751
The p-poor l-little g-girl d-didn't know w-what h-hit h-her when I-I c-came upon w-with m-my m-many feathered approach... I-I tr-tried t-to play i-it straight b-but she w-was j-just t-too young innocent and gullible f-for m-me n-not t-to use a trick o-or t-two...
>>706253069
B-But I-I think i-it's j-just s-sour grapes b-because n-now she i-is stuck w-with a g-gutter tramp l-like m-me... I-I admit I-I c-came o-out of the w-worst f-filthy s-sub's l-like a sewer rat and m-muddied h-her l-life u-up a-a b-bit...
>>706241812
>>706253324
G-Good g-gosh hamburger and fr-fries h-her f-father almost h-hit the r-roof when h-he f-found o-out what h-happened: m-my devious trickery... I-I easily w-wiped m-my hands a-at h-her d-defeat b-but h-he t-took n-no kindness t-to what I-I had d-done...
>>706253608
what did you do anon?
>>706253608
I-I j-just r-ran a-away and h-hid when p-papa bear c-came o-out of the woods t-to find retribution f-for the base and honorless deeds d-done t-to his sw-sweet l-little g-girl...
>>706253663
ignore the faggot
>>706253663
W-Well g-good s-sir, don't beat m-me b-but I-I made h-her f-fall in love with me...
>>706253831
I mean what did you do to trick her? Some Joseph Joestar shit?
>>706253769
Great nips
>>706247712
masters of sex if i remember correctly
>>706253946
>>706253973
M-Matters o-of the heart g-good s-sir: w-with a-a dimple h-here and a fake laugh there and general u-useless flattery which t-to s-some m-men m-means nothing b-but t-to some w-women i-is l-like falling in love w-with a true gentleman...
>>706253769
sauce?
>>706242084
>someone actually had sex with someone this gorgeous
life isn't fair
>>706254188
Are you not a true gentleman like Mr. Joestar?
>>706254188
She seems really cute talented
If you are 14.
>>706253831
No one gives a shit you autistic fuck
>>706254290
>>706254357
>>706254322
>>706254188
N-Now everywhere I-I go eager alpha men b-both r-rich and p-poor a-are r-ready and waiting t-to b-be w-with m-my mistress in any w-way they can... I-It's n-not easy b-being a-a unscrupulous w-wimp w-with a world class trophy w-woman...
>>706254480
>>706254111
Really?
>>706254357
>>706254638
>>706254638
Isn't she jealous of your mistress Jessica Alba? You clearly get all the pussy while you constantly f5 all day looking for celeb threads on /b/
>>706254947
>>706255048
>>706254638
I-I hope y-you t-too w-will understand what i-it is l-like t-to have a-a w-woman who everybody salivates o-over wherever w-we g-go... I-It's l-like w-walking around w-with a-a target on your back 24 hours a day...
>>706254638
you just need a stand then you can beat the fuckers up
>>706255136
>>706255178
I-I'm sh-shocked at all the m-men wh-who p-push m-my b-beta-ass aside t-to flirt w-with her... Their f-fingers aren't l-long t-touching and h-holding her hands, shoulders and f-face wh-while p-pouring their c-compliments u-upon her... Sh-She g-giggles in excitement and really enjoys it...
>>706240805
good lord who is this
>>706255297
>>706240580
why is this retarded bitch wearing seetrough if she doesnt want to get her pussy been seen? its the thrill?
I fucking hate this talentless bitch
>>706255297
kek
Man I miss Adam Sandler being funny
>>706255749
practice for being a victimized feminist later in life
>>706255297
>>706255557
I-I d-don't know h-how I-I w-was actually able t-to grab h-her s-since e-every m-man in the w-world h-has a-a vested i-interest in g-getting her... I-I g-guess i-it d-doesn't s-say m-much i-if she f-fell f-for my brand o-of m-misery wh-when there a-are m-many m-more who outdo m-me in everything... I-I g-guess b-being an a-alpha s-sometimes isn`t what i-it`s cracked u-up t-to be when th-the b-beta w-walks away w-with the girl...
>>706256235
This is exactly how I imagine Porky Pig would type.
I bet I can make you cum with pics of 50 year old Shirley Manson.
>>706256529
Yikes.
>>706246886
nice, i adore ellie
>>706256596
don't even act like you wouldn't
>>706256235
what does she do with you that she doesn't do with other guys?
>>706256507
Personally g-good s-sir I-I think Porky c-could hand m-me my hat in a-a fight... He w-would w-walk a-away w-with a s-satisfied l-look while I-I lay on the ground in a-a crumpled m-mess, m-my m-mistress h-holding a r-rag t-to my head t-to console m-me...
>>706256876
I bet you're like 60 years old, fat as fuck, never had pussy once.
>>706256756
Sh-She h-has a permanent headache and d-doesn`t allow m-me t-to touch h-her anymore g-good s-sir...
>>706255772
you think this brainless shit was funny?
I actually like his newer work, not this boring fuck for little kids.
>>706257014
I-I c-can s-surely understand why y-you are upset s-sir; please f-forgive m-me f-for having a-a w-wife o-of incredible beauty...
>>706257126
Why does she not let you touch her? Why oes she have a headache?
>>706256596
you're just scared cause you know she's gonna make your cock explode
>>706257328
I-I know many m-men w-want t-to k-kick m-me in the g-gut and leave m-me f-for dead f-for having her b-but s-somebody has t-to have her...
>>706257449
I-I think m-my 2 inch monster i-is t-too much f-for h-her i-it practically breaks h-her in h-half... S-So I-I can s-see why she does...
>>706257328
H-here's a p-picture of m-me. A-as you c-can see I-I'm pretty p-pathetic, hence w-why I'm p-posting at s-such am h-hour.
>>706257770
Waiyyt so you can't procreate with her but you can still like hug her and shit... This is confusing as fuck anon there are several contradictions in your story
>>706257883
>>706257770
I know she s-says I-I had n-no r-right t-to steal h-her heart and sh-she h-hopes I-I get r-run o-over b-by a-a train s-so her b-bondage w-will be over...
>>706258077
Being a-a toothless beta h-has its advantages though... I-I get t-to sniff h-her b-butt after she finishes in the bathroom...
>>706258397
explain these contradictions to me anon
Can you not touch her at all? If so why? Is it just sex?
>>706241456
Source and more.
>>706258397
I-I am s-so s-so s-sorry f-for m-many m-men who n-never g-get an o-opportunity t-to have a-a beautiful celeb w-woman l-like this... M-Maybe o-one d-day you w-will g-get t-to spit in m-my face i-if w-we m-meet, m-my mistress in m-my arms o-of course...
>>706258716
>>706258684
Whenever w-we g-go t-to the beach i-it`s l-like o-open season f-for every pervert around... Their hands al-always s-seem t-to f-find every p-part o-of her b-body... I-I am helpless t-to prevent i-it because m-many of these d-dudes have m-muscles on their muscles...
dump lia marie johnson pics plz thx
>>706246886
mmm ellie
>>706254111
hot
moar?
>>706243549
she is hot, unfortunately no real gems out there...
bumping with best girl
>>706261328
bumping with best girl
>>706261445
>>706261445
bumping with best girl
>>706261970
Did Ermes use Kiss on her?
>>706253973
Don't talk to stutter-cuck. It only encourages the cunt.
>>706262127
I'm interested in what bullshit he comes up with
bumping with the real best girl
>>706261328
>bumping with shitposting
FTFY
>>706261702
>bumping with shitposting
FTFY
>>706262044
>>706262247
>more shitposting
>>706262284
that isn't G senpai...
>>706262382
not shitposting if it's true
DWAB is sitcom kino too
>>706255915
Except that that pic is about the only one she's never complained about, so she must realise that it was her fault.
Not a fan of her, and she's probably eaten more pussy than me, but at least she has a decent bush.
>>706262545
dakota >>>>>>>>>>G
the latter doesn't even have real eye color
>>706262545
>not shitposting
says the shitposter posting the 40 year old whore
anyone wanna fap on kik to celebs? make sure you also have pics of the celeb!
interested in: Vicoria Justice, Emma Roberts, Scarlet Johanson, Kim K.
kik: Eplojack
>>706262613
I bet you like Naruto instead of kino shit like JoJo
pleb taste
>>706262761
i don't like either.
i like real shonen like fairy tail. jojo has the ugliest girls ever, aside from maybe baki.
>>706241909
Some b ro once mentioned this particular young lady has mouse teeth..haven't stopped laughing since.
>>706255749
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
I pity you, poor virgin.
>>706262887
>JoJo has the ugliest girls ever
>implying Jolyne isn't a qt
>implying you watch/read JoJo for girls anyway and not just because you want to see cool ass fights, good characters and good art
>>706263130
jolyne is a man.
i quit jojo after like part 3 years ago. the fights aren't even as good as the ones you read in naruto. the characters are lame. the main character switch gimmick is lame. the series is overrated by real shonen fans.
Best Emma here
>>706247903
I miss you Biggie.
>>706263250
>I don't like JoJo
>quit just before part 4 which is the best part
Part 3 and 1 kinda sucked tbh but everything after is kino
>>706263397
Legs
>>706262760
>>706263397
for sure!
She count as a celeb?
>>706263436
if a series needs that long to get into, especially one that long, it isn't worth reading.
>>706262382
>>706262405
>>706262446
says the guy who isn't contributing
sit back and bathe in G's light
>>706263485
And here is Emma's mouth
>>706263600
nice
>>706263600
>>706263490
There's not much love for Emma Roberts sometimes. So this is gonna be my penultimate pic of her and then on to the next.
Mouf
>>706263541
Pars 1 and 3 aren't bad tbh just nowhere near as good as future parts.
Part 4 is fucking amazing and has one of the best villains in manga imo.
>>706263735
Last of Emma is gonna be a fake.
>>706263709
Got some sort of supernatural ability in ya
>>706263735
we need more emma love!
Cute.
>>706263902
>>706263851
Seems so anon
>>706263551
at least i'm not "contributing" literal shit
>n-no no, i t-think she's b-beautiful! s-stop hating on m-muh waifu!
>b-but keep ins-sulting her, i-i gotta d-defend he-her honor!
>>706263941
>>706263902
I love Emma. Is that guy talking about his cousin again?
>>706263791
and yet you need to get through hundreds of chapters to read it.
its not worth it.
>>706264082
>>706264082
>Is that guy talking about his cousin again?
Whut?
>>706263551
and dis bitch actually thinks this is good makeup
>>706264200
>>706263423
Ffffffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk cant unsee
>>706264093
reading hundreds of good chapters for thousands of kino chapters is worth it for me
>>706264345
do you think they got it on, or did kristen just want to bang dakota
>>706264200
>>706264288
Penultimateanon. He was here. Then he wasn't here. Now maybe he's back again.
>>706264596
I think they got a lil too close on the set of Runaways...
D wasn't into it.
K totally was.
>>706264668
oh, ok
Yes please.
>tfw you'll never have a threeway
>>706255686
Trump's daughter.. it looks like a rather meshy fake to me
>>706265125
Julianne is hot as fuck.
your queen
>>706265579
Jewess time
>>706265590
Bless you, Ryry
>>706240124
Who is this sideboob?
>>706265810
Bella Thorne
>>706265807
bless indeed
>>706265807
>>706265810
Bella Thorne
Not OP
>>706255749
This was before her feminist awakening when she found "my sisterhood... a brotherhood... I found my tribe."
S'funny, I thought tribalism was the cause of most of the world's problems.
>>706242142
Whoa how do you get that green 4cha pass thingy?
sorry newfag here
> 4chan Pass user since October 2016.
Am i doing this right
>>706265933
>>706265909
Ryry has got some of the best legs I've ever seen.
Why is her nickname Ryry?
>>706265933
>>706265896
Thanks but sorry, none the wiser. I'll IMDB her.
>>706266089
don't know
don't care
>>706266012
Why is Ermes using Kiss on these Disnye/Nick girls?
>>706240580
thank God
most of these thread were the same stupid clothed bullshit over and over again every day
>>706242142
>4chan Pass user since October 2016.
Woah, tacky.
>>706266089
>>706266140
Did you put on sunglasses as you said that?
Fuckin' cool. Keep the Ryry coming.
>>706266140
she has some good tits
>>706266226
Or even whoa. Fuck I think I'm going senile.
>>706266318
hnnnnggggg
>>706242130
That's really fucking sad
>>706241118
Why isn't Katy naked?
>>706266552
good god!
>>706240124
>>706265896
>>706266012
More Bella she is definitely fapworthy
>>706266970
Thread's over; go home.
>>706254196
easy ep. 6 on Netflix
>>706265579
My gf reminds me a bit of Julianne Moore, if she matures the same way I've hit the jackpot
huh?
