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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Here
>>706236066 (Eru)
The sensor is under the drive..
>Yuuki
Cirno claimu
Why dont we just always lewd edition?
Erica claimed
>>706236066
Hello
don't shitpost in here
still here
and
>>706236115
hundreds sounds really awkward to try and get with
>>706235985
<3
hey cutie.
Do I have to reclaim each thread...?
>>706236204
lewd, you say..?
>>706236266
Hello cute
>>706236299
checkem 9's
>>706236175
I did it in both directions and flailed around with the q-tips a lot.
>I couldn't see it? I'll look again with my flash light.
>>706236216
>pat pat
>>706236272
Yeah, IQ is good pick, gr8 guns.
>>706236257
well yeah, that becomes an issue in the show
>>706236272
Yes and no
>>706236299
I honestly dont see why not
>>706236322
checkem dubs on dubs
>>706236272
Newfag
Claim.
>>706235740
Because I'm snuggled up to Nui and she's too hot
sup just pissed off a friend today how bout all of you?
>>706236272
yes, first to come first serve. if you don't claim early you might miss out.
>>706236366
checkem dubs on dubs on dubs
>706236115
You didn't deny being a pleaser. You can start by giving me a kiss :^)
>>706236323
I really hate to say it, but you're gonna have to open it. Is it under warranty? You could send it in for repairs?
>>706236323
>Kiss <3
>>706236442
>>706236115
fixed lol
>>706236204
Because i prefer not always lewding my wife
>>706236218
u first
>>706236393
Would it hurt to remove that bandaid
>>706236321
how's it going?
>>706236535
japan has weird laws.
>>706236349
how big of an issue?
>>706236535
GET OUT FOUL HEATHEN!
>>706236515
Didn say always lewd just always alow it if people want to.
>>706236375
Why you piss off m8?
>>706236323
552 Commando best gun
>>706236352
Oh
>>706236368
Yup
>>706236376
I see
I don't have many pictures of IQ
>>706236607
>Asari are literal spaceniggers
>liara is boring AF
>>706236583
Sup. you go on the discord?
>>706236620
Fucked up on a level. Is still spamming steam chat right now.
>>706236479
I got it for free so it likely isn't under warrenty, I got a guy who can fix it though if I give him a ring tomorrow.
>"Hey remember that one time when I gave you that hard drive?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Fix my 360 nigger."
Meanwhile: Pizza, strawberry cheese cake, and a coke. Life is good sometimes.
>>706236654
Oh fugg yeah, that thing is beastly.
If it weren't for my attachment to the L85, I'd use Commando all the time.
>>706236266
>>706235894
Oh, haven't seen them yet but i've been thinking of checking daredevil out.
>>706236374
Nonsense, while Nui is indeed hot, and adorable, but your pantsu are on fire because your a dirty liar!
>>706236484
>smooch <3
>>706236574
Alright. Was going to bed soon.
>>706236535
I can take this 4 ways. idk which way to take it.
>Would pulling off that bandage cause pain?
>Will you please remove that bandage?
>Tease with more bandages.
>Why is she wearing a bandage..? Wouldn't it be hotter elsewise?
look guys i just wanted to give you an update on my constipation. as i told you all, i fucked up and took waaaayyy too much immodium ad. so now i'm sitting on the toilet and i'm trying to squeeze out this fucking massive brick.
>>706236765
>Wanting to marry literal space muslim...
>>706236323
>>706236066
Oh, hey there Gun! Doing well?
Okay faggots, I've finally swallowed enough faggot pills to post here. Explain to me the appeal of these threads.
>>706236806
definitely do. it's fantastic.
>>706236849
sounds like a good plan. cuties need their sleep.
i will give y'all another update soon though i promise.
>>706235740
>Wolverine broke loose or Quicksilver.
These. Cuz they were fkn awesome of course.
>New" 3ds model
okok will look into it, and yea xenoblade looks awesome for sure!!!
>>706235790
you dont want to catch these hands!
>>706236830
<3
>>706236963
They do.
>>706236860
The first is the correct way i was asking
>>706236776
Itll all be ok anon. I promise.
>>706236915
The quarians are space germans thank you
>>706236204
one of the greatest wonders of this world
>>706236792
Oh dude, I had free pizza today lol! My friend at work got a free pizza from papa johns and gave me some
>>706236776
not all the time why?
>>706236511
You cant make me~
>>706236583
relatively big, they work around it
it's been way too long since I've seen S&W
ok so no one here gives a fuck about my constipation????
fucking dicks
>>706237026
>correction space russians not germans
Also, where's my hugging buddy
>>706236940
Yeah! I got some strawberry cheese cake, and some pizza, its a good day.
>I also visited Senpai at work, she was happy to see me, we talked for a bit and she introduced me to her coworkers.
>It was fun
>>706237021
>
<3
>>706237115
Nice! Free shit is always the best.
>Except when it can't DO ITS JOB
>I might be a bit salty about the whole thing but such is life.
>>706237193
Sorry i missed you m8.
>drink more water
>>706236942
You can pick your favorite animu gril you would want to fuck and marry and then post pictures of her.
(or if you're a girl or faggot, you can post your favorite animu guy)
>>706237026
If you did it fast, probably. If you let it get nice and moist, then slowly peeled it off carefully, probably not/not much.
>>706237151
they bang right? wow lots of lewds
>>706237193
its not really something i want to know about mavis
>>706237224
find a new one lots of people will
>>706237026
I've known him for 12 years. He'll forget it about it tomorrow...
>>706237117
last time a friend who was inactive he was in a shit ton of drama.
>>706236942
Social setting without face to face communications. You don't have to be here at a certain time (usually) to catch people, you can talk about shit and people here might be interested, you can make friends and do cool stuff, plus its just a general same interest system.
>>706236792
I use holo, angle grip, and muzzel break on mine. Its a headshot machine
goodbye
>>706237151
Why make you? You're going to be pleasing on your own will anyway, fully craving it ;3
>>706237289
True
>>706237359
See your almost over it already
>>706237444
nice tripz
>>706237555
>>706237359
no i just dont really like discord all that much. besides anything that can be said there can be said here
>>706237554
FUCK!!!!!!
>>706237329
I dont mind, I will hug them all!
>>706236175
>>706235897
>them elephants
Do you ever just ride them into the other elephants and just take the battle from there? Idk why but I do it ALL the time given the chance. I've Never played OG Griffball ;_;
>>706236066
>>706236323
Well then. But will senpai notice you and wut anime?
>>706237013
Shinoa doesn't need magic unlike you
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>706237554
Rip
>>706237555
>>706237554
>>706237555
Nice. You came in right after me and got my GET.
>>706237614
Dude, Grifball is one of my favorite gamemodes ever, have a good night!
>>706237599
that is a lot of anons and some dont want it
>>706237526
adorable cheeks
>>706237389
Godly. I'm partial to the ACOG myself, mostly because the sight picture is nice and the zoom is pretty gud too, it doesn't fuck with my vision either.
>>706237555
Wew.
>>706237614
Senpai did notice me and we hung out, it was fun and she gave me a cheek smooch so I've got all kinds of happy feels.
>Watchin Re:Zero, its actually pretty gud.
>>706237273
>Strawberry
Much jealous.
>Pizza
As do I.
>Senpai noticing you
AWWWW SHIT ERU, YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW!
>>706237770
Im tired but i also dont want to go to bed. <3
>>706237329
it is implied
and I heard about a continuation in the future where they had a kid
>picture related
>>706237444
Sure, why not?
Claimed
Has anyone seen Froggo (Tsuyu guy) at all recently?
>>706236963
I suppose i shall then, hopefully soon!
>>706237013
Good! hopefully you can get it, also if you need help in game i suggest you don't look anything up as there are a whole lot of big spoilers, perhaps just ask me or something.
But i love everything about it, especially the soundtrack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umfc69VlAF4
>>706237770
I can't use it. Each time I try to shoot someone it goes all over the screen and I cant control where im shooting.
>>706237791
My time has come.
>Senpai and I might become a thing soon
>I'm gonna ask her out on a big date
>Its gonna be really fancy n shit.
>And afterwards we're gonna binge and play vidya.
>>706237923
Go to bed silly, its good for you.
>you're adorable when you sleep
>>706238044
Ah, makes sense, I'm usually more accurate with it
>Especially on the fucking Sniper SMG.
>Mac-11 op as fuck.
>>706237948
Huh well hope it happens for you
>>706237997
about a week ago i think
>>706237273
I had my 360 for like 5 years before it stopped working, then I bought a friends for $80 and a bigger HDD
YOUR WAIFU THREAD HAS BEEN INVADED BY ULTRA GIGA NIGGA MOKA ONLY QUINTS CAN STOP HER
>>706238176
Fine. Im going to bed then. Night <3
>>706238044
Battlefield I take it?
>>706238218
Can I ask you for a small favor then?
>>706238176
Ah yes, the pocket sniper. ACOG scope and a long barrel.
>>706238176
I hope you have a great date anon
>>706237923
Post lewds
>>706238364
Rainbow six siege
>>706238176
I believe in you Gun! Just don't sperg out, and don't make it too fancy! Sometimes the more humble dates are the better ones!
>>706238278
I just want mine to read discs so I can play SOUL CALIBUR 4~
>>706238356
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the Esdeath bite ^^
>>706238380
RIP anything that comes into range.
>>706238406
Thanks ^^
![You Watanabe [33].png](https://i.imgur.com/pJh5tRI.png "You Watanabe [33].png")
>>706238295
though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
BEHOLD
>>706238364
depends on what it is
>>706238295
ROlling! PLease god destroy it!
>>706238505
>
>>706238505
Dump the entire mag into anyone in less than two seconds
>>706238423
What a shame...
>>706238564
Tell him to message Canaan next time he comes on. He'll know what it means.
![muscle_tomoko_kuroki_commission_by_loulouvz-d91tamc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ks19Drs.jpg "muscle_tomoko_kuroki_commission_by_loulouvz-d91tamc[1].jpg")
>>706238564
>>706238501
That's kinda why I set it up like this, we're going to a nice restaurant, but its specialty is burgers, so its kinda casual right?
Afterwards the whole binge thing is gonna be like that time I took her to senior prom as a friend.
>Which ended rather awkwardly so I'm glad I've got a second chance
>Just need to not fuck it up yo
>>706238540
>Behold My Nothing.
Rekt
>>706238612
Kek.
<3
>>706238619
>Walk into room
>See one guy
>Unload.jpg
>RIP
>>706237948
<3
see you later whore
>>706238505
No prob just pay attention and dont sperg to much
>>706238356
Goodnight
>>706238295
This is a job for phreak. goodbye faggot
>>706238754
Goodnight <3
>>706238667
can do
>>706238704
oh my
And so we continue our adventure with nary a single combat today.
>>706238667
How so?
>>706238754
>swear rolls down my forehead as we lock eyes.
>unload
>Ripperoni
>>706238821
i missed
>>706238862
Sleep well cutie <3
>>706238887
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US
hope=lost
>>706238887
SO CLOSE TO KILLING GIGGA NIGGA MOKA
![art_trade_w__fleurishot__pt_2___tomoko_kuroki_by_fersax-d924is8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R8cv4D7.jpg "art_trade_w__fleurishot__pt_2___tomoko_kuroki_by_fersax-d924is8[1].jpg")
>>706238704
I know you want it
>>706239000
Nice trips tho. Thats gotta do some damage
>>706238295
SUITING UP FOR BATTLE! Take her out before she hits her enrage
>>706238923
<3
>>706238967
>>706239000
ehh we could die thats fine
>>706238887
Thanks.
>>706238925
Because I'm an old BFBC2 player, and I love the franchise to bits. Never got into any of the Tom Clancy games.
>>706238295
even I must stop Myself
>>706238754
Hmmm, that could work, yep!
>Going to prom
Gee Gun, I did't realize you were such a normie!
>>706238800
That's the idea, though my senpai and I are pretty close as it is, my hope is that she likes my game line-up.
>>706238925
>Be me, inna favela
>Breach wall
>See Smoke hanging out
>Turns to look at me
>Smg out
>I pray to the gods.
>16 rounds rip me to shreds in less than a second
>The look in his eye through his goggles
>The smug bastard reloads as I hit the ground dead.
>Nary a soul survived his wrath.
![tomoko_special_tea_by_n647-d8i8phd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a7vcah8.png "tomoko_special_tea_by_n647-d8i8phd[1].png")
>>706239135
too heartless
what the hell happened...
>>706239085
Lead us to victory bb
>>706238505
Oh yeah, get that shit working man! Gotta play as Yoda!
Rin Tosaka
>>706239133
Got it already
>>706239209
Sounds like you got a girl like my wife
>plays vidya with me
>goes to comicon
>loves kinky sex
Etc
Why must my clan play so goddamn early!?
>>706239139
I see. I never really played BFBC2. I did play it for a little when it was free with gold
>>706239209
Kek
Alright I'm getting off
Cya
![kuroki_tomoko_by_raydart77-d6ytuu2[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/41uVvAe.jpg "kuroki_tomoko_by_raydart77-d6ytuu2[3].jpg")
KILL THE GIGA NIGGA
>>706238295
MAKING AN APPEARANCE TO STOP THE MENACE
>>706237614
night night, have sweet dreams also friend!
>>706237722
well then they dont have to be hugged...i guess
>>706238029
ah okies, seeing as Ill be around these threads often enough, if I do get it, I will probs ask you anyway! for sure! and awesome soundtrack indeed oh my!
STRONK GARDO CAN STOP THE GIGA NIGGA
![tomoko_by_saralibrary-d9d3vsu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0HjHaRh.jpg "tomoko_by_saralibrary-d9d3vsu[1].jpg")
DEATH TO THE NIGGA
Anyjuan suggest any decent ps4 racers?
am needing something new I feelz
>>706239220
ehh no big deal
>>706239504
hugging is awkward
>>706238295
>implying
>>706239206
I'm relatively normal to the naked eye, but like an onion that's been rotting for several years, the more layers you peel off, the worse it gets.
>Not really, I'm actually pretty normal compared to most.
The only reason I went was because of Senpai, my last dance ended with my date breaking her hand in a game of "Tennis." not the racket and ball kind, the hand slapping game.
>>706239255
AW YEA!
>I also gotta see what Cassandra looks like in 4
>I bet she's cute.
>>706239343
Prolly, dunno about the sex part.
>Yet
But my senpai originally got me into Soul Calibur, she cosplayed as Cassandra once and it was cute as fuck.
>I really wish I still had those pictures.
I beat her the other day, I was so proud of myself, but she said she's gonna practice and beat me again one day, she's gonna become the master all over again.
>Its gonna be hardcore.
>>706239378
Later ^^
I guess I can try to stop Giga Nigga
![g5Kn737Ryt-14[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9LrBHrG.png "g5Kn737Ryt-14[1].png")
>>706239526
such bad, no bullying, speak up
>>706239304
Posting it is necessary anyways~
>>706239441
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
>>706236103
>>706236103
>>706236103
new thread
>>706239609
yeeea...it can be I suppose...but other times it can be okay and a lil nice...also boobs help
what things do you find awkward?
>>706239441
NOT EVEN CLOSE EMU!
>>706239627
The hand slapping.... what kinda weird kinky shit were you playing?!
cuz im into incest shit
>>706239627
>cosplay
She will be kinky trust me
>>706239609
>hugs repeatedly
>>706239614
Top tier waifu
>>706239378
If you can pick up a copy for relatively cheap, I highly recommend it. Used to own it on 360, but then thay console died. A friend of mine gifted it to me on Steam, but it runs like shit on my PC. Saw a used copy in a local shop called Bookman for like $4 for PS3, and I've been playing that since. It's probably the most fun out of all of the Frostbite bases Battlefield games.
![That+made+me+sad+nsfw+awsblnj+rwby+comic+1+_6b083cbe958f1d9902f299fd27fd1410[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QFFo7b1.png "That+made+me+sad+nsfw+awsblnj+rwby+comic+1+_6b083cbe958f1d9902f299fd27fd1410[1].png")
>>706239654
>>706239526
too rood
>HP 4999999/5000000 Enrage timer 10:59
OHHH OHHH OHHHHH I CANT BE STOPPED
9999
0000
Get
i bring power
Go
niggers
Now
QUADS
>>706239841
Bajur pls
QUADO
Get
>Karen lood gets
>>706239367
Nigga it's late. Also, YUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!
>>706239627
She's always a qt
![untitled_drawing_by_krisytheechidna-d54ti81[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JS5WZ1p.jpg "untitled_drawing_by_krisytheechidna-d54ti81[1].png")
DEATH TO THE GIGA
>>706239997
BAHAHAHAAAAAA. WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>706239783
No she was playing this endurance game where you slap eachother's hands until you give up, its like that game where you pull your hands away, except in this one you basically hold eachother's hands and viciously slap them as hard as you can.
>Luckily this wasn't senpai, but an asshole chick who cheated on me
>Her fucking hand was swelling up at this restaurant we went to after the dance.
>Like holy fuck it even got purple n shit.
>>706239818
Dis gon b gud.
>>706240019
Cassandra is best Soul Calibur girl imo, nobody stacks up to her cuteness and her funny lines.
>>706240064
>>706239838
Image limit, dipshit... Image limit...
>>706240019
I ment tomorrow in the morning, Also
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
>>706239441
That image is adorable.
>>706239504
Glad to hear that!
I'd link you the final boss theme but the name itself is a kinda big spoiler.
for now i'll link you to Kirby music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwpLSiplyYc
![zfNcwExS15-6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OwKFHCH.png "zfNcwExS15-6[1].png")
>>706239761
way too many things to even list
>>706239818
no and i liked liara more tali was second
>>706240169
>shut up and let me be naked
were doomed
>>706240117
I vaguely remember what the girls look like. Sophitia is the one with the sword and shield right?
>>706240169
WUZ GUD NIGGA
>>706240281
>YUNO WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME TO APPRECIATE OUR BRAND NEW FOSSET
>>706240449
Other than I have to fucking wake up early for raid, I'm okay, you?
>You Know
>>706240519
Modding the shit out of GTA V. Screw waking up early
>Yuuki
>>706240685
But yuuukkiii! Raid! Muh loot!
>Drinking sleepy drink
>You Know
>>706240757
>sleepy drink
So bleach and arsenic mixed together for that perma sleep?
>Yuuki
>>706241137
You KNOW it!
Yuno here I come!
>You Know
Someone make a new thread.
