Horsecock thread! cont. from >>706231271
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Horsecock thread!
cont. from >>706231271
Alright, everone here?
>>706233571
this meant to be the futa thread as well?
>>706233778
Yep, same as last thread.
>>706233766
.. horsecock fan #223 reporting in
>>706233804
good, I am horny as fuck, and a thread full of dicks of all kinds sounds lovely
>>706233885
That's worth some GBP son.
>>706233940
One of my old favorites, this one.
Fuck.
>>706233885
> 223
You'd be the Burroughs fan, amirite?
>>706233940
I had a gf not too long back who snuck into a friends ponys stables and wanked and sucked it off,recorded it for me, was fucking amazing to say the least
>>706234107
>deliver
>>706234016
"The Scythians, a warlike and horsey people..."
- Cities of the Red Night
>>706233961
better than bitcoin!
>>706234071
I can't promise how much I will actually post horse dicks, but I will try and be consistent
>>706234181
why do people say things like that and never post the evidence?
>>706234284
Another old fav
we may not have hit peak Winger, but we're nudging Klaus territory.
>>706234296
Post wat you want anon, just as long as dick and feminine. Maybe post some regular fem if you want, but this IS primarily a dicks thread,
>>706234296
And I only say that because my collection is huge and not 100% horse dicks
>>706234508
The only pics I have that involve regular female is ones that are being fucked by dickgirls
I am one of those actual faggots who also love futas
>>706234522
i don't want to sound like one of those asshats who lies awake at night fapping over the idea of being a 4chan janitor.. but we could start a separate thread for dogcocks.. it would help focus the content here before we reach the image limit again.
meanwhile, at Boston Dynamics..
>>706234861
Good image, very realistic w/ flare and all.
Good idea, but why don't we wait until this thread peters out or we hit limit.
>>706234996
lol, you said "peters"
>>706234861
I suggested in the last thread right as it died that we maybe move to the /trash/ thread for hfur, but I like how lively the thread is here, and I want horny anons to fap with while I post.
lads, buy this.
Using it right now, fucking rad.
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Tube-ULTRASKYN-Masturbator/dp/B0027CU1MQ
>>706235289
if the tv show "jackass" had been anything like this i would have watched it religiously.
>>706235495
>>706235474
seventeen bucks?
did you know you can buy the same thing from Clark Rubber for $3?
also it needs a flared end.
>>706235618
>>706235663
nigga you fuck into it
>>706235762
yeah, but if it has a flared end you can pretend you have a horsecock.
just saiyan.
squeaka
squeaka
squeaka
post your best
launch in t minus
>>706235945
ty anon
>>706236240
what do you think we're doing?
>>706236324
trying not to plaster my desk
10
9
>>706236731
>>706236763
>>706236901
>>706236901
Ive been lurking this past threads
my dick happily thanks you.
who wants a cumshot pic or 2
>>706237140
she thinks you do
really tho, were close lads
my first gf used to wear her hair like this.
unf
how about everyone cum and post it?
'pirat'
>>706237402
that's not why i'm in this thread. take that to /soc/ if you have to.
ta da!
final stretch lets goooo
this is.. i know, but i think the look on the cow's face is priceless.
>>706238207
that looks like fun
>horsecock thread
>all cartoons
You're doing it wrong you fucking faggoty ass cucks
>>706238324
It must be
Well, lads.
That was fun.
>>706239213
was?
sicut erat in principio,
et nunc
et semper
>>706239306
This is the first day I've actually ever posted on /b/, I've been lurking for a year and a half.
I just jerked off for 2 hours and shot about 5 feet, Peter North style.
Usually I only go like 10 inchs on a good day.
I'm completely fucking stumped.
>>706239490
wish I was there to help you out anon~
>>706239490
try not to get fixated on it.. moments like this are rare, and you can waste a lot of time trying to experience it again..
having said that:
>>706239594
I mean I need someone to help me mop at this point.
>>706239687
o o
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>>706239490
Yummy anon. Thanks for joining us.
ObOverwatch
Thanks for the night my dudes.
I need to go to sleep, might lurk for a few more minutes.
>>706239901
moar
>>706239833
Dude, just when I finish, this gets posted...
>>706239901
FUUUUCK
![1474594280523[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IvQXiMe.jpg "1474594280523[1].jpg")
anyone else close to cumming?
>>706240015
save it to your phone!
>>706240179
time for a porn folder to start again.
>>706240146
*shoves horsecock in your mouth*
>>706239701
Now that's hot as hell.
>>706240269
>>706235474
>not getting one from bad dragon
>>706240311
anyone who thinks mopping up is hot.. doesn't do it very often.
>>706240385
hands up anyone else who has a Bad Dragon bumper sticker on their car?
>>706240385
Yeah, I will eventually.
Although, I do have a Fleshlight, O'Doyles Stout, and it sucks.
They look really firm and almost hard, but really they're like goopy. There is zero tightness, and you can't feel the texturing at all.
I know you can get firmer silicone on BD, but does anyone have any experience?
The Tube I have is like super fucking tight, because it only expands a little bit, and it has pretty severe ridges which feel fucking epic.
>>706240654
And its really concealable, which is important for me. Fits right into the lock box I have. I had to cut the fleshlight a bit.
who the hell IS "mey-mey"? is it from a video game, or just an idea shared by some artists?
>>706240654
>There is zero tightness,
wrap some hem elastic around it a few times?
>>706240654
If you're gonna buy BD get Chance.
>>706240524
Powerlevels are ment to be hidden
not me btw
unfortunately
>>706240524
I have a couple BD stickers but I haven't decided where I want to put them. Don't really want to put one on my car in fear of someone recognizing it and vandalizing it.
>>706240654
I have a Mary, Rowan, and a Sugarstar. You'd probably like the Mary, her ridges are fairly pronounced inside. They don't let you get anything but extra soft silicone on the penetrables, but I have a couple of their insertables in firm and I wouldn't want a penetrable in it. They're definitely not goopy though.
>>706240809
Mary is the shortest, but the face area is way wider than all the others. You could probably get away with cutting it down but I wouldn't. I just use a medium size plastic toolbox to hold all my gear since you can put a lock on it and nobody really questions toolboxes.
>>706240991
Last time I did that I did it with some self cling bandage.
So tight I actually had a minor skin split.
I've had em before since my skin on my dick is actually rather tight, they sting for a day and you have to go slow, but they don't really cause damage unless you're an idiot.
>>706241027
the suburb i live in.. well.. people's ain't too bright in these here parts.
>>706241147
Yo I know who that is...
Is that Skipsy?
I recognize the desk and the picture.
He posted a picture of his dick and it was just like this...
Maybe not skipsy, maybe someone else...
This was years ago.
>>706241190
anyone who recognizes it is hardly like to vandalize your car.
you might find traces of semen dripping from your car's exhaust pipe later..
>>706241147
Heh, reposting my content in the same thread as me, what are the chances?
>>706241343
Who's skispsy?
>>706241228
yeah.. cling wrap has a shitty young's modulus (doesn't stretch much).
if there's a Clark's Rubber store near you (they sell pool supplies, swim toys, foam rubber etc), they sell foamed rubber pipes, hoses and cord, which is more elastic than clingwrap. it makes a fantastic bondage ligature, too, being stretchy - it has enough give to prevent it cutting off circulation.
>>706241664
He's a well known mlp smut artist. Used to do feral but switched to anthro only and kinda lost some popularity after that.
>>706241664
Skipsy was a porn artist.
Not even sure if he draws anymore.
https://e621.net/post?tags=skipsy
High fuckin quality, him and Braeburned were my favorite freshmen year at hs.
>>706241190
Looking up the bd stuff is making me hard again but I'm struggling to stay awake...
fuck
Its been fun lads but I really do have to go now.
I'll maybe start a new thread tomorrow with prizes of GBP and horsecock, probably around the same time.
gnight faggots.
>>706242160
Lofasz a seggedbe!
( a horse dick in your ass )
>>706242655
Best pic
fuck
>>706242848
i didn't know the egyptians had their own variant of unicorn.
> the more you know
heres mine
>>706244082
>medium?
Chance is a ton of fun.
>>706244182
yea medium
best toy!
i'm not sure if this is a rabbit or what.
can't have a horsecock thread without Dmitrys
can't have a horsecock thread without wolfy-nail
>>706244182
>>706244082
I want a large so bad
I want the real thing even worse.
>>706245093
i dont
large would be retarded
dont wana ruin my ass.
and as for real thing, eh. beastiality is for ponyfags and shit.
>>706245093
>I want the real thing even worse.
stick to the fantasies
> the smell of horseshit
> crushed toes from where hoss stands on your feet
> broken shins from where hoss kicks your legs
> flies
> smell of hoss pee
Why do animals get all the cool dicks and we just get the standard model. Dogs get knots, horses get thier flare, dolphins get prehensile dicks and we just get a cylinder with a rounded end.
>>706245574
ive got a pretty fun foreskin
feels good
>>706245326
its 2,3 in diameter .I can stick the fat end of a baseball bat in there. So I am actually fine if its unflared
>>706245445
>bring the horse somewhere more clean first
>avoid all of that
>gallons of warm cum
>>706245713
so basicly your ass is already ruined
alright man have fun then i guess
>>706245656
I have mine aswell, but it just doest seem quite as cool as what animals get.
>>706245574
gorillas might be eight times our size, but they have cocks like pencils. consider yourself lucky.
image limit reached. i'm about out, so .o7 y'all
>>706245831
i like my penis
its cute as fuck
>>706245926
But could you imagine all the stuff you could do if it was prehensile and you could control it like an arm.
>>706245817
I took my time stretching and did it with tons of lube so my ass is pretty fine tbh. It only gets all gapey looking when its really rough and that doesnt last long. Also warm baths or warm shower water helps.
My ass is pretty normal looking/feeling/stretchyness most of the time. But when needed it can fit a bat. I still have trouble with my fist.
so... anyone going to make a new threaD?
>>706246117
meh
never thought about it
>>706246169
>trying to put his fist in his ass
>"im still tight i swear"
you gonna prolapse
did you not do research before sitting on baseball bats?
>>706246382
Seems you're the one who has to do more research :/
>>706246538
lol no
are you actually retarded
>fisting myself is perfectly normal and will not cause any long term problems if i do that shit all the time
- some ponyfag anon 2016
just fuck a horse already so you die a mr hands death before you have to deal with adult daipers
though you would probably enjoy that too
So is anyone going to start a new thread?
>>706246766
Well I said I cant fist myself but there isnt that high of a chance for any log term issues.
It is mainly muscle tissue which is more than capable of stretching and maintaining form. If you actually tried this stuff, you'd realize how quickly your tightness comes back.
idgaf, the prostate milking is miles better.
>>706246766
also im not even a ponyfag, I hate that stupid show, I just have a fetish.
Youre obviously some salty faggot who gets all upset when someone else tells them their ideas
nigger
>>706246971
i do put things in my butt but i dont try sit on baseball bats or peoples arms
whats next?
you just gonna go bigger and bigger?
what happens if you get a boyfriend or something and his dick isnt the size of a car
>>706247167
Thanks. Posting...
>>706247146
Idk what baseball bat youre thinking of, this is 2 inches in diameter. My first dildo was that big. I am also a very tall person so I guess the size:body ratio is different for me too. My fists howeevr are big.
No I am not gonna go bigger and bigger I just haev the horse fetish
I have a girlfriend, if anything Id have her peg me, but its much moreso a fetish.
>>706247146
Hey another anon here, I own a large chance.
If you go like a month without using it, you will have a pretty difficult time getting it back in. However, I have a hard/soft split.
You are very tight tho you have to relax.
>>706247327
i bet you aint even tall
>>706247424
i only use my medium like once a week or less
gotta stay tight faggot
>>706247424
I have to add, that it is much easier to get it in than the first time though.
Also I've never leaked or anything gross. This is unflared btw.
>>706247545
It's hard to explain. I am tight right now, but I /could/ get looser more easily. It still takes time and stuff.
>>706247545
I am tall enough that I can bet I am taller than you, and be sure I will win.
Regardless, enjoy your tight asshole posting in a horsecock thread you faggot. Youre everything wrogn with /b/. Youre a horsecock loving faggot who is making fun of people who want something closer to an actual horse's cock.
Maybe youre jealous that you cant take it, its also like youre trying to deny you fantasize about getting fucked by a miniature pony.
>>706247636
yea im same. takes a while to warm up even for medium
but still
dont try fist yourself what the fuck
that shits not attractive and yes prolapses do happen when you get into extreme shit like that
>>706247772
tfw 6'2
and i like horse cock but no i dont want to fuck horses
get out
>>706247796
I have fisted myself, I have no idea how the other person cant if he can take a bat. A bat is very close to the chance's size, its just so stiff tho.
It feels insanely good. But I did it more for the kink factor. It was arousing to know I could fist myself // be fisted. It isnt something I do much of tho. Attractiveness of that stuff idrc about since, although im totes not straight, I dont fancy human males. I dont do bestiality or anything but I have this fetish so idk what's wrong with me. But I want to marry a girl etc.
One could say I am slightly prolapsing, but most people get the same thing just from trying to shit. Like "pushing" and all that. Or pushing too hard.
>>706247968
I am 6 5, thats why I say I'd bet.
Well then youre just denying yourself faggot
>>706247996
youre gay
>>706248173
too tall
i bet you arent even cute
and no i dont want to fuck horse you wierd ass nigga
>>706240146
Don't make it weird man
