REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Give gf
Cant wait...
rolling
yes
seriously worth a try
MY LAST HOPE
Boom
I have one already but i need one if the other one is having a bad day
sigurd needs a girlfriend
Rollin'
Why the hell I would want to have a girlfriend when I can have whores?
>>706172446
Fuck it,
Im waiting
>>706172446
Posting
>>706172446
Let's see how many virgins turn up to this party then.
Well that would be nice
im not sure how this is possible but ok ill go for it
>>706172446
so i have 2 grilfirlend then
k
Finally
>>706172446
No gain no pain
>>706172446
as if :(
>>706172446
pls
oh please god
Please
>>706172446
I wish
>>706172446
You sure?
>>706172446
awesome, one just like the one in the OP right?
Sad
TOPKEK MEME M8
cool
I should probably clean my room
its a trap
>>706172446
I live next to an elementary school. this is a dream come true!
Kek
ok
>>706172446
>Tomorrows Sunday
>probably won't leave the house
>getting a gf
TOP KEK, made me reply anyway
fuck yeah
A meme a day keeps the chronic depression away
>hopefully it's an actual girl
>>706172446
roll
Damn neato can't wait to have my first gf!
Hope i'll lose my virginity soon
>>706172446
worth a try
>>706172446
rolling, bitch
But I have a gf today...
Lies!
worth
I mean, why not?
roll for boyfriend
suuuuure!
kek
please
rollll
if dubs this post is real
>>706172446
ez life
Pls
>>706172446
>have no social media
>no one has my phone number
Have I broken the thread?
Perfect!
Well I am going on a date, so ye...
Wonder if my wife will find out...
>>706172446
Please be real
Why not
I've got nothing to lose
>>706172446
DOUBT
>>706172446
how the fuck is that supposed to work though?
I don't plan on leaving the house nor do I have any realistic chance of communicating with a girl through whatsapp or shit like that
10/10 would post again
Why da fuck you lying?
Im married u are all fucking freaks
Its 11pm here so I doubt it but fuck it
>>706173209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfJtYD7EHl0
Pls
yeah sure, whatever
>>706172446
Sure why not
I already have one, but I wouldn't mind a side ho.
>>706172446
This ca be real for real
EEEEE
topkek
But im gay
WANT
pls no wizard
Well okay
>>706172446
Lol I actually might considering I'm taking a girl out tonight.
Let's see what happens
M8
>>706172446
Final solution
yiss
>>706172446
Alright, i know its bs but i still wanne
>>706172446
Thanks OP, but I know it won't happen ...
I want a gf
I'm posting, for science
cant wait for tomorrow
>>706172446
Ayy
>>706172446
why not
>>706172446
Ive tried a host of spells and incantations.
Last chance
Seems legit.
about damn time
get me a GF
Okay
>>706173429
that feeling when its your birthday and no one even calls you.....nor you expect a call from anyone whatsoever....
I know that feeling
just testing my luck here, not like this crap actually works or anything
>>706172446
Fuck it why not
Worth a shot.
i'm so close -- take me there, thread!
If this post is dubs then it confirms it better to go MGTOW
>>706172446
pls come true
Let's try it
ty op
>>706172446
Why the fuck not
What if I already have a girlfriend?
i already have 2 hands
>>706172446
i want soeone to love me
Doubt it but what the hell
no i wont
good gf please
REPLYING!
>>706172446
Wait if I reply to this thread I'll have a gf before my birthday?! Does that also mean I get birthday sex?
>>706172446
Phew, and I always though I had to put effort in to get one.
>>706172446
done
GF pls hlp
I have a online GF at the moment, she's from Taiwan lmao. Kinda pathetic but I have no issues with getting a girl friend but i'm picky as fuck. I hate how slutty women are now a days.
Many thanks op, maybe I can get pussy now
Your mom volunteeesrs
Roll
>>706174220
how do you blue triforce?
sweet thanks fam
Posting
pliss giv gf
>>706172446
Thank you so much OP! I can't wait to kiss her hair
Bullshit
>>706172446
gf or bust
gf plz
>>706172446
Bet
gibe grill please
my only chance
please
If I get dubs then maybe God will smile upon my unsucked cock
>>706174222
Trips says you should go see ur gf
better not be fucking around op
>>706172446
Rollerino for Rayn
Plz
Wewwww
>>706172446
gibe de pussi b0ss
ayyy
>>706172446
this should be way more effective
At least I hope for sex tomorrow.
Rolling kuz lonely af
imokwiththis
Kk
Thats bull, will update
me soon
>>706172446
mine actually looks a bit like this gil
though she has more frekles and her eyes are green
I hope so
>>706174411
Double dubs,maybe he'll also smile upon your virgin asshole
>>706172446
Pls
It's saturday night and im on 4chan what are the chancens?
Thnx
gyf
plz...im lone
ahah need
roll
>>706174411
Holy shit! Maybe life isn't so bad /b/ros!!!
ez
Imagine if actually happens to an anon in here
worth a reply
a Chance
>>706172446
plz
Yes
>>706172446
Didn't work yesterday, ain't gonna work today. Why not though
DON'T WORRY I GOT YOU COVERED
NOW YOU'LL BE ALONE FOREVER
spent all that extra time here on 4chan and make me a company
>>706172446
YES!
PLease BRENDAN CUNNINGHAM
>>706172446
so do my wife havt to know it ? .. Afaire or threesome .. can live with both
Shiet
>>706172446
Have already reached Wizard Level - bring it
k
I wish a nigga could
>>706172446
>tfw no cara gf
But tomorrow's Sunday and I interact with zero people on the weekends r tard
NOOOO!! Just got rid of my previous one 2 hours ago! Why did I reply?!
O boy!
>>706174694
thx no gf for me cuz of you
I want a girlfriend :c
>>706172446
>>706174864
sounds legit
>>706172446
>tfw used to have gf
now sad fat and lonely
>>706172446
thank god
>>706174864
so... you deleted your waifu folder? I don't get it.
yes pls
>>706172446
let's see
>>706174694
noooooo
anon why would you do that
>>706172446
What is the point of threads like these?
>>706172446
gib or riot
<3
Want a girl like this.
>>706172446
Doubt it
Please let it be her, MV
>>706172446
bet
Why not
Cool and good
>>706172446
at last
she is coming tommorow
It's finally happening! God bless /b/
>>706172446
>>706175126
more like this
well....
Where is she
>>706172446
Challenge accepted
Hope she's prettt at least.
>>706172446
please
>>706172446
alright I'll take one
Yes
roll
>>706172446
I got nothing to lose
>>706172446
I have a girlfriend. Will this post get me a better one?
Right
>>706175431
best of luck anon
I hope you get a really nice girlfriend
ok
Why the fuck not
>>706172446
I doubt it.
>>706172446
bet
jubblies
yes, i am that desperate
Oh boy
I hope its Hatsune <3
Italian or crotian one please...
I have both lined up anyway... but I think the italian might be the better choice
Sure why not
>>706172446
Sure thing
>>706172446
will report back!
Sweet i cant wait. I really need one
>>706175500
Noice repeating digits.
>>706175431
what are you rolling for, bro? it's unfortunate you didn't get any dubs. my roll shall support your cause, friend.
Might as well give it a shot
ok
ins
Sure thing bud
i want to believe...
leggoh
bullshit
>>706172446
PRAISE KEK
>>706172446
gf thanks
>>706172446
i hope she's hot
>>706173072
Noice
ok
>>706172446
here's your (you)
Pls respond..
ok
I'm not a robot
>>706172446
pls
>>706172446
Please Kek, give me a gf
:'(
cheers my dude
Yep
Odds arnt in my favor
>>706172446
hope she likes it rough
ok
proper bait taken
If only
>>706172446
don't fucking test me OP
>>706176011
Rollin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUpGwybt8So
>>706172446
this belongs on /r9k/
>>706175677
noice dubs brah
Ok
Hope
buying gf 5gp
ye
Gib
>>706172446
great
Oh how I want one.
Ok
I hope my wife doesn't mind
Pls
Gimme gimme gimme
Follow Ryana1284 and ull get a gf by tonight
Pls b0ss
Please
>>706172446
Cool tread op
>>706172446
Hasn't worked yet...
>>706172446
im so desperate this actually looks like a good idea
B0ss plz
>>706172446
i hope shes beautiful smart and really into me so much she doesnt care about things like my phimosis
>>706172446
repibed
Fug it
>>706172446
No i wont you fucking cunt liar
Fuck it why not? Bump
rollin faggots
Calling OP's bluff
Pls not neydy or julissa though
>>706172446
pls
wow I don't even want a gf
just a female who is attractive to me who i can insert benis into her pussy, play with her tittays and give me affection and tell me how much of a man i am. that's all...fuck this gf shit
gimme one
>>706172446
kalsl
yes
Try
Sure Jan.
Yay......
If this works...
What a stroke of luck
>>706172446
IMpossible
>>706172446
plz b0ss
婆试听着
>>706176322
You too.
>>706176333
Trips checked.