On the edge of crying. YLYL thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
On the edge of crying.
YLYL thread.
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>>706139226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YIFw-qSHVM
>>706139753
εεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεε ε>
>>706139226
on the edge of crying you say?
>>706139226
>She needs to join our startup.
>>706139753
Kek
>>706139226
>Programmer
>Uses OSX
>Uses an actual apple product and not a hackintosh if she needs OSX
>>706140608
hahahahah lost
>>706140783
cd code
cd..
>programmer
>>706139961
Why would you do this
>>706140608
Holy keks
>>706140608
Filename got me good
>>706139226
Both hands are on the keyboard. Who took the picture?
>>706140608
Fucking lost
>>706141286
You're not a magnet are you?
She's just an ordinary poserbitch
Why do you think there's product placement there aswell?
She makes all of /g/ cringe
>>706141364
No.
But how do magnets work?
Classic
>>706141545
not naming it "monkey see monkey do"
>>706141505
>>706139753
Mfw 90% americans are monolingual and get mind blasted from seeing a mother fucking epsilon yet still find time to look up letters that "look cool" for their retarded social media account names
( )( ):::::::::::D
>>706141505
As colonel 100 once said
>how do magnets work? They just do
>>706140881
You can use the terminal to compile your code.
>>706141789
Erik?
>>706141869
Sure, if you know that cd.. Will throw an error and cd .. Is the right cmd to go an folder up that is.
>>706142058
Let me check quick by smelling my armpit and wipe my forehead
Nope, turns out i might have showered in the past 6 days so it cant be me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUClqHqHjk
>>706142244
y r u so anggry
>>706140783
>>706141121
lost
>>706142244
A likely story, BMS
Also,
>checked
>>706139961
Fucking invisible ninjas cutting onions in my room
>>706143531
I read an article by a rrtired klipsch product engineer laughing about the bullshit consumers buy. He basically said your $200 0.5 meters of oxygen free 2 gauge copper is meaningless horseshit when theres 25 meters inside each speaker. He also said in blind testing, consumers have been unable to tell the difference between monster cable and clothes hanger wire.
>>706139441
Smug bitch
>>706144178
do you know were i can find that interiew?
>>706143531
kek'd but you forgot to put VLC volume at 200%
>>706142269
Lost
>>706143531
Whats so funny about this
>>706144888
do you own beats headphones ?
>>706143531
I listen to music watching the eq box on foobar.
>>706145011
Nope I'm a poor turboslav
I use a headset that's broken in two
>>706144888
>128kbps
>audiophile
>>706144888
The irony is with all that $$ gear he's listening to an mp3 file.
>>706145101
Professor gopnik get out
>>706142269
:')
>>706140783
>Implying unix isnt a thing
have you tried building a hackintosh?
(its the worst)
>>706145647
No, I've never tried building a hackintosh. I'm not that poor.
>>706145843
I don't know I'd I should laugh or cry
>>706141121
Fucking hell that's given me a chuckle. I actually heard my real laugh.
>>706145843
are there more images of the mommy?
>>706139961
I want to believe this, but why would they sit there and watch for the whole hour and fifteen minutes. And why would they ask about the party. And the pun at the end. Real bullshitty.
>>706140017
lost.i might as well be that plane too.
I got a green text story about a landwhale and her retarded daughter i think is funny
>Be me, 6 years old
>Know little shithead girl from school
>Follows me everywhere, but im a wizard in training so fuck that
>my mother thinks its cute so she sets up a date at girls residence
>Not a house, not a home, an illegal apartment with no windows and one door
>Girl opens door with her key, and there i see about 700 pounds of polish juggalo
>In full makeup, using a loveseat as a dinner chair
>Oh you must be little ariannas friend
>Nod head in fear, as the first wave of funk hits me
>gag violently as i smell what i surmise is the loaf of bread baking in her pussy, the dead rat in her stomach, and the clown jizz in her mouth having war in my sinuses
>She says, oh that, arianna needs to clean up after paulie
>Paulie is an old ass iguana. I later learned the fucker was blind (story about it is funny if you guys want)
>Girl takes iguana out of cage and puts it on the inane clown pussy
>Iguana bites her tit, i leave soon after
>>706141716
I've seen this before but every time I see it I lose it.
>>706144888
What i find more funny is the fail at trying to pretend hes listening to shitty music ripped from jewtube while using expensive equiptment to enchance the experience, he's using a mac.. they used a windows to try and pretend its his screen
>>706146093
fucku
>>706146354
Yeah, that's real fucking hilarious.
>>706141505
Simple physics.
It's called induction. Look it up.
>>706146918
Atleast i tried
>>706146093
Cheeks'd
>>706147177
And you failed miserably.
Go take your participation trophy and sit in your safe space.
>>706147294
I dont got no trophy, and they ejected me from the safe space for farting while i explained a rape joke about the wage gap
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>>706145764
There is literally nothing funny about this banana. There never was. It's just plain stupid.
>>706140608
DIS SHIET GOD ME FUGGED UP XDDDDD
The real joke in this thread
There are 10000 different people dying for aids as you read the next sentence
Gargle balls
>>706147568
Okay, thats fine. I realize that you are bit mad at me cause i didnt entertain you.
>>706147568
>complains about someone's humor
>is a redditor
Congratulations on being a proud cuckold
>>706140783
Nice OC anon.
But this isn't a cringe thread.
>>706140608
WHU DEEEED DIS XDXDXDXD
>>706147177
czech'd+lost several times to this beauty
>>706148087
Its brëtty güd mæt
>>706144775
kek'd
>>706139226
She never loved you
>>706146093
Faggot
>>706146354
Moral: Never visit a Clinton
>>706143598
shut the fuck up 9gag
>>706146093
Summer has ended no one is going to ansver
>>706148896
Ive never responded and ive seen these thousands of times.
My mother is fine by the way, ask the next anon who fucked her
>>706148503
It's not about love.
A relative died 7 1/2 hours ago through cancer.
>>706146093
fuck off
>>706149262
Kek
>>706140123
tfw you're a standard swede and have never seen this
>>706146093
these are dying
>>706146093
good one
>>706139226
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>>706149472
Just to be safe.
>>706139374
We're doing this? This?
>>706146093
kek
>>706149954
top lel, but i like this one better
>>706141680
Not being original
>>706146354
Is this supposed to be funny?
Drink bleach
>>706146093
mother fucker
>>706149472
shieeet
>>706149954
>>706150361
What I really find funny is when the assholes that get away with sort of bullshit in high school try it in the real world and get the ever living fuck stomped out of them.
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>>706139632
LEAVE. YOUR HUMOR IS FUCKING GARBAGE.
>>706140025
I came here to laugh but cried
>>706140783
I know plenty of great programmers that use OSX. This woman is obviously retarded though.
>>706147177
lost at D-
>>706151249
great post!
>>706147177
>This is my thesis statement.
>>706139226
>>706139315
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>>706149262
I remember when these threads used to at least make me chuckle
>>706151952
I lost over and over again
>>706152267
kys
>>706139315
Lost
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
Thank me later.
>>706141716
Win on so many levels
>>706139441
.gif Kek
>>706151249
not really you cuckboy
>>706152594
Yeah really
>>706142269
im on shrooms right now and this made me laugh, thanks bud.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XAUDfMOK2dc
>>706151249
That, or they're the types of retarded that progress to public masturbation and actually raping
>>706147177
First time I see this shit complete . Lost gg
>>706152702
yeah, they would be stomped by some whiteknight. this is totally how it happens in reality
>>706140881
This
>>706141869
I literally can't stop cringing no matter how many times I see that image.
I mean, how can she even consider herself a programmer?
She fucking tossed "ls" even and it fucking SHOWS her there is no such folder "code", not only is she too incompetent to handle the fucking 'cd' command properly, she literally can't figure out after 8 attempts that the folder "code" DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST.
#WymymWhoCode
Why do we let women exist again?
>>706139678
This is blatantly tongue in cheek by the author.
No cringe, just you being retarded for not picking that up.
>>706152787
Have you ever thought about how time is constantly rolling out as one collective human experience? We're constantly rolling out through time, but we can only operate in a thought --> action pattern. While we're thinking time is still rolling out, and while we're still trying to make sense of our previous actions, we're letting even more actions go by because time never stops.
>>706149472
O NO
>>706149472
SHEEIT
>>706149472
Oh god now
>>706152956
White knight? If you were to cut some random girl's hair in a bar you'd most likely get your ass kicked by the girl's boyfriend, security, the bar owner, or the girl herself.
But please, try your luck good sir. Let me know how it goes.
>>706149472
kek
>>706151620
kek
>>706153389
>try that irl and see what happens
yeah, you talk like the typical whiteknight buttfaggot
>>706139226
If you look at the python. Shes also making a hello world script. What a hilarious turn of events making fun of someone who is learning.
>>706139226
>>706153649
Don't worry bro, you'll learn a few things after your balls drop. Trust me.
>>706153038
its satire you retarded nigger
>>706154084
*tips fedora*
>>706154084
Only faggots like you get "stomped"
>>706154140
*rips bong
I can assure you my euphoria is well earned
>>706154231
you clearly get how the world works outside of your basement. thankyou for teaching me the true absolute nature of the universe.
>>706140025
Ausfag here too, that fucking rocked me mate.
>>706154480
You are welcome cuckboy. Dont get stomped by all the mean grown ups for doing a prank.
>>706154480
Just letting you know I'm a lurker and support your side of this argument. That is, I agree with you, and understand that everything you're saying is right and proper, and that these newfags actually think you're a whiteknight when in reality, they are because they want that poontang and think they're gonna get it.
>>706154732
>>706154887
>Thinks we are posting for attention
>On 4chan
>Anonymously
>Uses the shitty "(You)" meme
:^)
>>706143531
128kb/s
>>706154841
>>706154980
thats not what I am saying my redditfriend. But hey, everybody was new at one time
![young-doctor-comforting-sad-woman-sitting-desk-41548454[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XdqWSh1.jpg "young-doctor-comforting-sad-woman-sitting-desk-41548454[1].jpg")
>>706140025
>I'm sorry he has
>the type the kills you
>>706151952
Finally. I remember when when these threads made me laugh like this.
>>706155168
Then what were you saying my sjwfriend from tumblr?
>>706153389
maybe in your backwood redneck bar
>>706146093
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>706154735
Man it's just not a prank when all you're doing is damaging somebody's property or fucking them up (like cutting a girl's hair). I'm all for shits and giggles but the only humour most people find in this situation is when the guy who's just declared to everybody what a dick he is get's what's coming to him. And happens bro haha. I've seen that sort of instance justice played out many times and it never gets old.
>>706146093
nuuuuuu
>>706155478
haha what trashy, fucked up bars do you go to where creepy beta 4channers can freely assault girls and not get beaten up?
Also I live in a densely populated city, but yes I imagine even a shitty redneck bar wouldn't let some fucktard get away with that.
>>706149472
rip
>>706155696
>>706149472
0/10 for making me reply
Shove a scalpel down your Dick hole plz
>>706149515
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>>706152141
Lurk moar fag
>insert le funny maymay here
>>706149954
That look, knowing she was gonna suck your duck until you betrayed her.
>>706146093
How's about you go kill yourself you big bang theory loving dick munch? Do the world a favor and end it. We'll be better off without you.
>>706154759
You double posting shitlord
>>706146093
fk u
>>706146093
Can't risk it
>>706144320
Didn't lose at anything else, but lost at this comment :P
>>706149472
2fspooky4me
>>706154759
lol hadn't thought of white knights and douchebags having the same motivation. But yeah, most of us are just regular dudes who enjoy shit if it's funny but don't want to actually fuck someone up unless they deserve it. That's why I secretly enjoy when some fuck-wit does something that tells everybody in the room they deserve an ass-kicking. It's the green light all us regular dudes are waiting for when it's socially acceptable to unlock that asshole inner bully in all of us and kick someone's ass haha
>>706141869
lets see you do that with cd
>>706139226
Lol
>>706140123
I actually owned that book when I was 14. It was pretty normal. US fags would go nuts and burn them all
>>706154480
Hey, die. You're fucking trying to impress people on the internet. Nobody cares.
>>706148313
Almost got me anon
>>706146093
>>706149472
nice remix
you actually made me reply to this one
well done
>>706149472
>>706140025
Holy fuck the feels. That actually made me cry.
>>706140025
Why?
>>706149472
fgdsgdsffgdsfgds
>>706141052
kek
I hope everyone in this thread fucking dies
>>706149472
I need
>>706140025
Hey how bout u fuck off fag, i came to laugh not cry
>>706149472
pls bby no
>>706153920
>>706153973
>>706149954
If he did that just out of nowhere, that's dick move.
If he did that after he ask her a lot of times to remove her heir from being on his desk constantly, that's not a dick move.
I had this girl in HS as well, but I was 'the nice guy'
>>706146093
lol?
>>706149472
fuuck that
>>706152141
No one cares; kill yourself.
>>706149472
Boy
>>706158293
>>706153920
first and last panel fucked my sides up
>>706149472
Boyo
>>706158592
>>706152141
"hurr im a oldfag i ben here sins 2013 lulz b is cancer naw"
>>706141052
That signature looks like a cock
>>706140017
That fucking plane looks like the one in my brothers room hanging in the same fucking spot
>>706156741
Titel på boken?
>>706149472
reply
>>706146093
Ududjd
>>706159011
Grats on finding the joke
>>706139879
>normie
Spot the shitcunt
>>706149472
Cunt
>>706139346
Asians make fun of whites way more than whites make fun of them
I don't know if I'm just getting old and bitter but I haven't been able to laugh at these things in ages.
>>706149472
Niggered
>>706146093
lmao y
>>706146093
nigger
>>706159614
>the picture itself makes fun of asians
Moar lulzworthy #kodewithkarlie cringe
>>706149472
niggger
>>706149472
o fuck no :(
[spoiler]test[/spoiler]
[off]test[/off]
>>706149472
That's a little too far
>>706139484
You are not welcome here
>>706146212
Well the story some similarity with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9NS-Qd0WdQ at 1:00
so maybe yes
>>706146093
motherfucker
>>706149472
not this
>>706159927
jesus
>>706160075
U mad bro?
>>706149472
You got me
>>706146093
>be me
>37
>mom is 64
>I'll inherit quite a bit when she dies
>never reply to these posts
>mom is still alive
stop slacking off and make good on your promises, faggot
>>706160075
>>706149472
fuck off
best thread ever >>706157596
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>>706149472
need to be safe
>>706160699
faggot, here are better tits
Pretty spicc if you ask me.
>>706139226
im not nerdy enough to understand that , whats so funny ?
>>706146093
Sucker
>>706146354
Uh huh....
>>706160505
F A G G O T R Y
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>>706156626
Funny enough, I was using an ide to build my code and I was pissed that terminal wasn't running it. Turns out, I was in the wrong folder the whole time! I used cd to move into the right folder, but lord awlmity, it gave me such a giggle
>>706149472
cant risk dat
>>706161143
This >>706161034
>>706146093
bazpingo
>>706146093
fuck you
>>706158650
>>706161215
Only banana pic that made me smile, even if just for a moment
