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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706122215
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>706138836
oh, duh. I am not a clever person sometimes.
been a while since I've seen someone make the joke outside of /v/
>>706138765
that's what I like to hear.
Hoshimiya Kate is my waifu and together we are going to rule the world!
>>706138877
nice dubdubs
>>706138945
I preferred russkie loli but still good taste, s2 never.
>>706138924
Yeah it's not posted that often anymore.
>>706139099
Nice dubs while pointing out dubs
>>706138695
No i don't, antivirus-using pleb
As usual.
>>706139240
mkay.
>>706139545
At least you agree
>>706139613
acknowledgement of your opinion is not the same as agreement.
>>706139669
It's a step in the right direction though
Calamity-masu'd
>>706139752
the steps end at that step.
>>706139795
Good thing i know how to make more
>>706139973
somehow I doubt you do.
>>706140068
Why's that?
>>706140165
because you don't know me well enough.
>>706140225
You don't know me. I could be outside your window right now
>>706140368
you could be, but you aren't.
Dont mind me. Just monitoring thread.
>>706140442
Go check
>>706140739
if you were really outside my window you'd know I don't have any need to check. and you'd know why.
4chins has the same birthday as my cousin
>>706141115
I'll give you a cookie if you admit my opinion is best opinion
>>706141305
I have no need for your cookies. you will not sway me with treats.
>>706141422
What about a headpat?
Happy birthday fagniggers I'm going to die in a hole.
>>706141524
hmm. maybe you know me better than I assumed. but still no. I don't accept headpats from strangers.
my mama raised me better than that.
>>706141639
>>706141682
this headpat was against my will. the record will show that.
>>706141726
Yes, I stole his headpat.
>>706141726
Over-ruled shitlord.
>>706141639
Ok, i didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice
I'll say beatrice is the best girl in re;zero if you say my opinion is best
>>706141773
Cute pic fam
>>706141773
if the headpat was from you I will accept it.
>>706141774
um, okay.
>>706141803
if you were to say that you wouldn't need me to validate your opinion as the best, because your opinion would speak for itself.
Back at it again, claiming Rin. So I'm pretty new to waifu claiming threads. What makes 3d waifus shit tier?
>inb4 because 3d
>>706141974
>>706141974
>real girls
>3DCG
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>>706141974
Because 3d
>>706142072
I've been meaning to actually.
>>706141974
>3DPD
>>706138877
no rules against having the same waifu.
>>706142187
>>706141939
I don't need you to validate shit. Beatrice is the worst girl. #TeamEmelia
>>706142470
you were so close, anon. so close.
>>706141932
You know full well I have a ton of cute.
>>706141939
It was.
>>706142402
No need to be shy, now. If you want to say something, go ahead and say it :)
>>706142657
well then thank you.
>>706142557
So were you
>>706142657
That's true
>>706142664
Yo waifu got no arms nigga
Does anybody have a hot glue gun handy? I may need it
>>706142831
that is neither here nor there.
>>706142861
Yo waifu got no personality.
>>706143060
Untrue
>>706143060
yeah but cat
>>706142940
But it is here. If it wasnt here we wouldn't be talking right now
>>706143163
Guns don't have personality, silly.
>>706143177
That is true.
>>706142861
I'm a leg man, what can I say?
>>706143216
that is irrelevant.
>>706142939
For what?
>>706143177
Nyet
>>706143228
That's racist as fuck
>>706143271
Arms are rater important for daily function and fun.
>>706142714
No problem.
>>706143228
Your waifu dont got no smooth skin
>>706143271
and she can in fact lift
>>706143314
Neither are you
>>706143330
It's the truth.
>>706143332
What do you mean 'no smooth skin'? I'm sure her skin is very smooth.
>>706143386
never have I once made that implication.
>>706143507
It doesn't need to be implied. its just a fact
>>706143330
Well I'm trying to fix this keyboard and the usb connector has broken inside the casing so I'll need to hot glue it in place to make it live again
if that doesn't work and it's even more broken than I thought, I'll have to solder it
>>706143330
You aren't wrong. But I like to imagine her legs are are very toned as she uses them for literally everything. She's even a painter so I imagine her feet are very dexterous.
>>706143609
I am well aware.
>>706143449
Galil has personality though
>>706143718
I actually do have a hot glue gun, but I can't give it to you for obvious reasons
>>706143744
They probably are, but there's some things you simply can't do with feel.Also, not to be rude but her paintings probably suck ass.
All your waifus are shit. Zoom zoom best waifu coming through, also claimed.
>>706143855
Well they are abstract. However they were good enough for her to get her own gallery.
>>706143761
Good. Maybe you do have a brain after all
>>706143953
Zoom zoom right out the fucking door.
Bye.
>>706143953
Doesn't matter how fast you run, Galil still wins every time
>>706144021
Getting a gallery doesn't mean you're good, and abstract is trash IMHO
>>706143855
Throw it through your screen, or send it via e-mail.
That's how hackers do it
>>706144143
I don't recognize you, but OK
>>706143855
Nah.
>>706143449
The stitching. Cant be too smooth there.
>much later than our regular time
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
Who is most punchable MC?
I vote Subaru. The cunt.
>>706144031
need it for various functions.
>>706144299
Quints says codeine and 5 shots of whatever.
>>706144243
Yeah, I guess I am not exactly commoving
>>706144278
Why not?
>>706144299
Sure, but the rest would be smooth.
>if a get, no, alcohol is bad
>Asuha claimed
>>706144299
Roll
>>706144299
llor
>>706144562
Guns don't have personality, as I've stated before.
>>706144299
Roell
>>706144299
r o l l
>>706144568
Alcohol is actually good for you, its alcoholism that's bad for you.
You can't tell me you haven't drank before
>>706144555
I just don't think I've ever seen you before though
>>706144645
But Galil does, as I've stated before
>>706144379
Being smart isn't one of them, i assume?
>>706144299
Last roll then suicide.
>>706144838
I've found no need to be smart in a world full of idiots.
>>706144795
It's 14 it can't drink.
>>706144795
I've drank before, yes. Like maybe a sip.
And no, no personality.
>>706144795
You have, and I have you though
>>706144438
No codeine in the house. Just paracetamol, methotrexate, folic acid, adalimumab and bowel prep.
>>706144568
>alcohol is as bad as guns
>>706144965
Theres a big difference between a sip of a horrible alcohol and a shot of decent stuff. And most of what I have is decent.
>>706144911
I drank at 14 though
>>706144965
>Just a sip
Are your parents liberals?
If she doesn't have personality, how can she smile and laugh?
>>706145056
What's your waifus name?
I mainly recognize people by filenames unless I talk to them a lot, sorry.
>>706145131
>Guns are bad
>
>>706145056
Togameme
Togmeat pie
Nice togameet you
I like you, I togamean it
>>706145200
Yes but it's 14 and already in the waifu threads
Of course it doesn't drink
>>706145200
Togame from Katanagatari
>>706145243
You tried
>>706145326
nyanpasu. how's it going, ren?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>706144299
Roll
>>706145200
Thats Togame
And I used that in the sense that its not alcohols fault it gets a bad rep. Users are just retarded.
>>706145243
I kek'd at the third one. Its actually pretty good.
>>706145326
Master donger, deliverer of Makotos kitty keyhole
>I still havent gotten a nightcap guys
>>706144299
I DIDNT MISS IT! GET THAT 7!
>>706145444
Rolling for whiskey and toothpaste
>>706145496
FOR THE MAGIC NUMBER!
>>706145522
Does that count?
>If not, 7 get!
>>706145326
Privyet
>>706145365
I suppose
>>706145372
Fuck, I think I remember you by I can't remember what we talked about.Sorry man,I have a bad memory.
>>706145444
Well that's alright then.
>>706145444
Hey that's pretty good.
Now someone post the 'I'm gay' youtube links.
>>706145628
Fucking Asian Moot every damn day.
>>706145522
Wow, you just hate life dont you?
Which whiskey?
Kavalan
Nant
Dewars
Six Isles
Smokehead
South Island
Auchentoshan
Rock and rye
>>706145628
Dubs count.
>>706145200
My parents don't drink, and they're not liberal.
>>706145711
Ayyyyy, if the whiskey and toothpaste isn't acceptable, you know what I choose!
So, did I miss anything last night? Was busy Jewing it up in Civ 5.
>>706145747
Dewars because fuck.
>>706145632
It's okay, I really don't mind that much. How're you?
>>706145748
Life is boring without any alcohol
>>706138877
Niggers are rioting in the streets, and you faggots are claiming imaginary bullshit. This is why society is going to shit. Fuck you, cut your balls off.
>>706145131
Did I state alcohol is as bad as guns? Did I say guns are bad?
>>706145861
I'm fine with my boring life, because I'm happy with my boring life.
>>706145939
リアジュ しね
>>706143953
she almost killed her own boyfriend
>>706144905
And i don't need to be smart while im talking to you
>>706145747
Here I was thinking you had to choose the number of dubs. Gunna do the toothpaste too, Rory?
>I demand at least a shot of whatever 7 was!
>>706145895
Hey there Yuno.
>>706145939
(*｀へ´*)
>>706145939
ψ(｀∇´)ψ
>>706145853
Welp. Toothpaste first.
>>706146023
Im stating that your idea of alcohol being bad is misinformed.
>>706146080
Yes.
>>706145748
>Don't drink
>Not liberals
Are they recovering alcoholics?
>>706145861
Im alright, haven't gotten up once even though I've been awake for almost 3 hours.
>>706145939
>Niggers are rioting in the streets
Not here in my peaceful little town, just in the shitholes.Wonder why?
>>706145895
Hello Tsun
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
>>706146023
You should find a middle ground to sit and not an extreme, nobody's fine with a boring life no matter how much they say they are
>>706146226
Well, sitting in bed is fine too as far as productivity goes
>>706146056
apparently not.
>>706146292
ruri.
>>706146080
hey
hows your weekend going?
>>706146226
morning
you are here rather early
>>706146221
Okay.
>>706146226
My mom is, yes. My dad gets pretty bad when he drinks too.
>>706146350
I seem to be doing fine, and I said I'm doing fine.
>>706145853
And in the name of the bottle, the shot, and the Buddy Christ, may He have mercy on your soul you evil person.
>this modifies the game for next time
>last of the Dewars
>>706146292
You missed the rolling.
>>706146221
Telling someone they're misinformed about the dangers of alcohol with a handful of toothpaste.
L
M
A
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>>706146453
If you feel that way, but I think it's illadviced
>>706146023
Boring is bad
>>706146350
I'm not even in bed I slept on the ground
>>706146427
It's almost 10 AM on a Saturday.
>>706146453
Then I suppose it's alright, good on them for bettering themselves.
>>706146374
Says the worst girl in re;zero
>>706146727
best.
>>706146488
Should have rolled for orange juice chaser.
>>706146770
Worst.
>>706146221
Madman.
>>706146427
Well, I just got home from work. Was playing a dumb as shit Civ 5 game, where the whole of Eastern Africa was blocked and covered in mountains. So I was stuck on that continent for some odd 170 turns or so.
>>706146810
best.
>>706146648
Okay.
>>706146857
I think you misspelled worst.
>>706146556
Glad you got a chuckle, whoever you are.
>>706146771
OJ literally burns my intestines. I would have you say anything but OJ. Havent had it in 10 years since I learned I had Crohns.
>>706146453
If your parents had bad times with it, its natural for them to want to proteft you. But an outright hate isnt a healthy way to go about it. Peer pressure will hit their plan like a ton of bricks. Its better to approach it with a healthy attitude and the knowledge of what will happen.
>>706147092
and I think your opinion is different from my own.
>>706147150
But other peoples opinions don't matter on the internet
>stellar claim
Hangover runs sure are great
>>706146292
Hey.
>>706146671
thats earlydude
go back to sleep
>>706146837
kek thats something
i never played civ but i kinda know how it works
>>706147281
that's just your opinion.
it's correct in this case.
>>706147110
I don't have an outright hate for it. If people want to drink, go for it. I'm not one to control what other people consume, nor should anyone be, but I will voice my distaste towards it.
>>706138877
claimed
>Took 8 whole minutes for me to get a (You)
>>706147319
I've been up since 7, I always wake up early. I can't stand sleeping in it makes me feel like I wasted the day, even if all I would have done that day was shitpost on /waifu/.
>>706147319
I just finally got an archer off the continent to explore. Tomorrow night I'm gunna make a few scouts, and send them off on their own. See exactly who the other 8 nations are, since I've only encountered 3 thus far. And Rome is a cunt.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFh71YwZ4Y
>>706147110
Adorable picture, Chef.
>>706146488
I did?
But my stomach hurts, I don't know if I should drink.
>>706147314
Hey there.
How have you been, Togame?
>>706146374
Cutie.
I hope you're feeling better from last night.
How did you sleep?
Claim
>>706147419
And you're 14.
And you've already been affected by alcoholism.
And you obviously can't grasp the fact that alcohol is not the cause of domestic abuse.
Alcoholism isn't an excuse, and that's what it seems you're thinking of it as. Alcohol doesn't force you to do stupid shit, nor does it force youto be violent. That's all the consumer's fault.
>>706147743
yup. back to emptiness.
slept okay, but didn't get very much. woke up after about 3 hours and couldn't go back to sleep. should be fine though.
>>706147847
>domestic abuse
What.
And yes, I realize that it's the user's fault. When did I state it's not the user's fault?
Claiming
>>706147743
I've been just fine. Has your day gone well?
Good morning /waifu/
>>706148159
Good afternoon
>>706147743
Well, I do try and stay cute.
And its rolling for my nightcap, not for others to drink.
Im up a lot later than normal.
>>706148009
You seem to think it's outirght bad because of the crime, hurt and depression ascociated with alcohol. But no, all the people you see who are homless drunks or depressed alcoholics would be homeless or depressed without the alcohol..
Claiming Felix
>>706148317
I haven't said this though. I just don't like it.
>>706148420
Ayyyyyy nice 420 Kitten.
>>706148420
Felix <3
Good morning qt
>>706148545
Alcohol isn't 'bad'. Drugs aren't 'bad'. Society's methods with dealing with the problems of evil is simply to blame them and isolate and alienate the users who offend. That's what's 'bad'.
Unless your original point was that you dislike it as a drink, taste and experience wise?
>>706147902
>yup. back to emptiness.
In this particular context, I'd say that's a good thing.
Sounds like a problem, do you think you'd able to take a nap during your day?
Heading off a bit earlier could also help.
>>706148112
Lovely gif.
You must be fine, if you're still here while keeping with two jobs.
It's been well, had to go get a blood test to check for Diabetes. Hopefully I'll be ok.
>>706148295
You're doing a good work so far.
If you're trying to get hammered, let me help you and roll for it.
Quads get.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD3uUQSY3w8
>>706148971
Okay.
I don't like it because of the experiences I've had with it.
>>706149240
I'll link you this video anyway.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg
>>706149139
I don't see why I wouldn't be able to. not like I have anything else to do. if I get tired enough I'm sure I'll nap.
if not then yeah, I'll just go to bed early again. better than staying up until 4 like I had been.
>>706149139
I actually want to quit one, so I can have one full time instead of two part time, but that's for future me to think about.
I hope it works out well for you
Ayy
Mako claimed
>>706149401
Okay. I knew this already.
>>706149860
Picture.
>>706141726
>Headpats are illegal.
Wat?
>>706144340
>Webm related.
>>706149942
headpats are not illegal, but they may or may not be wanted.
>>706149746
['hah, gay' in the distance]
>>706150068
I bet he kisses girls, what a faggot.
>>706150395
I bet he doesn't even take dick in the ass.
>>706148702
G3 and M16 are the best raifus
>>706150058
All they are are headpats. No one is getting hurt, right?
I need to be somewhere. Goodbye
Especially you, Ruri
>>706150731
I do not want headpats from just anyone.
>>706150791
goodbye togame.
>>706150731
Unless you pat too hard and give then a brain injury
>>706150540
I approve of this picture
>>706150791
I love you Togame anon!
>>706150835
Then who do you want them from?
>>706150843
Good lord, anon. I'm not trying to kill them!
>>706151091
Oh.
>>706151397
people I like.
>>706151397
Laura is hawt
>>706151551
this is a top tier choice.
Sig is mai raifu
>>706151616
>>706151714
what about them?
just gonna quietly stake my claim
>>706151616
the best
>>706151796
>>706151397
You never know, it could happen by accident
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