Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>706089582 >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Nice hat.
hihi
>>706099150
You got it.
>Meat lovers is p gud tho.
>If u like meat that is :^]
>>706099703
fug forgot image
>>706099329
i havent pinpointed a cause. maybe there isnt one.
what do you do?
and im sorry but im not gonna tell you about this friday/saturday. maybe another friday/saturday
Here
>>706099150
A lot of pro players stream on twitch and get donations from fans.
>>706099362
>>706099607
>>706099659
>>706099703
>>706099751
>>706099771
>>706099783
hello! remember to vote for me! a vote for mavis is a vote for the future of america :)
>>706099771
all good, just hope you're doing fine nonetheless!
and I am an up and coming builder and also work a lil on some farms...which unfortunately I rekt my hand on friday with a farmgate...
Claimu!
Chen killed /waifu/
Chen killed /animu/
Chen killed everyone
Because everyone has a little Chen in him
Word
>>706098906
I know right???
>>706100114
I know you were in a really hard situation man, and you need attention, you probably felt the need to add some anons from the thread to feel some human interaction, but there is no need to vent on me. I know you've been through a lot, but I never pointed out how fucking pathetic you are when you post a picture and you reply to yourself so many times because nobody cares, or you are just jumping in every conversation in the thread, nah.
Stop trying to start internet drama.
>>706100114
Chen is a dirty nigger.
>>706100070
thanks i appreciate it
sounds like hard work. i like it!
cya round
im sci btw
>>706100206
dont worry i think you're probably cool :]
goodnight
Momoyo a best and am claiming as my waifu.
>>706099292
>>706099771
The waifu claiming thing is defiantly older. Aboutb12 years old this thread is just popular and not a claim and leave. It became a community
>>706099329
>>706099659
Just a bit of it in there haha. Don't the smug get to you though
It's fine! This thread will bring us closer
>>706099783
And those are extra money that isn't from their salary, right?
>>706100246
?
>>706100380
night
>>706100696
Nope, just straight donations.
>>706100751
I miss the old /waifu/, straight from the 4chan
I hate the new /waifu/, the "cute" mood /waifu/
The always hugbox /waifu/, spaz in the news /waifu/
I miss the rude /waifu/, chop up the trpcodes /waifu/
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to claim in /waifu/
And now I look and look around and there's so many /waifus/
I used to love /waifu/, I used to claim in /waifu/
I even had the high quality pic
I thought I was /waifu/
What if Chen made a song, about /waifu/ ?
Called "I Miss The Old /waifu/," man that would be so /waifu/
That's all it was /waifu/, we now hate /waifu/
And I hate /waifu/ like people hates Chen
WHATS WITH THESE OP HATS
I JUST STARTED /B/ROWSING LAST MONTH
claimed
>>706100880
newfriend
>>706099607
>Everything is backwards.
>>706100070
Ah, you the fella i spoke to yesterday?
>>706100696
so it shall, closer we may become! heh the smug is definitely there!
Random q's, got any pets?
>>706101066
I would assume so! I mean how many akeno waifu rekt hand fellers can there be?
How are you this fine eve?
>>706100880
It's a gay pride thing, doesn't make OP less of a faggot though.
>>706099986
n-no one's voting for me??
>>706096894
Yeah. Im really against animal cruelty. But teaching them by moving is fine.
>>706096972
Not going to make me angry. Just concerned.
Chen > Sachi
Chen > Mi Liu
Chen > animu
Chen > waifu
Not gonna put mai because they are the sane person:^)
>>706101595
I guess I'd toss my vote in, eh why not, nothing to lose.
>>706100855
Gotta be REALLY popular
>>706101070
Horray! See? I think that's why I kinda got some people to dislike me at first
A dachshund and chihuahua. Love both of them
>>706101595
I'll vote you, vampire scum! :)
>>706101194
You didn't tell me of your rekt hand, what happened?
I'm doing well, just relaxing and listening to music at the moment.
How about yourself, doing well?
CLAIMED!
>>706101277
>The pic I wanted to use in this reply was too large.
>3.1 MB, max is 2MB.
I call bullshit, wasn't it supposed to be max 4MB?
>>706102268
It's changed to 2MB.
It's annoying as fuck
>>706102108
die in a fucking fire
Get on my level
>>706101812
they cant handle the SMUG! hahah nah that's cool, you do you!
I feel in life, you HAVE to have a sense of humor, like a massive one, especially one about yourself, if you cant take the piss out of yourself, then you wont survive. Love yourself peeps!
And awesome! They must be a riot!
What's your fav animal then?
>>706101972
Oh didn't I? My b, and it got rekt on teh farm, due to gravity and wet weather...one of those freak accidents that you cant explain because it happens so fast and is retarded...but long story short the farmgate rekt my right thumb
and sweeeet, relaxing is best, I try to relax all the time, I mean sometimes you cant because the situation requires a serious tone, but you can still at least be calm, gotta be easy going, no major worries, just plop along through the days!
And yes, I am well, I mean I could be better, but couldnt we all..I cant complain, just going through some minor stresses
>>706102108
>>706102455
I must have been away for a few days to not notice, when exactly did this happen?
>>706102548
No. Why?
>>706102814
Think roughly a week ago or something of the sorts.
>>706102579
Smug lyfe
>
Life is too short to be too serious. I know what you mean, fam
Smol dogs are love. I don't really have a favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrC-BQIbWuo
>>706102268
>>706102455
Was this to fix that image switch glitch or is it still a problem?
>>706102579
Perhaps you spoke to the fake Nui anon, check the filenames. i believe i was the one that linked you to Kirby music.
Oh, terribly sorry to hear that, so it's permanent?
I find it easier to relax when nobody is there to bother you for a bit.
Aw, i hope things get better.
>>706102567
How do you do?
>>706102108
>>706102812
A waifu this good deserves some quality music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45H2yx5iFpw
>>706102689
nice feet
>>706102929
amen brutha!
>smug lyfe
kekekekekekek
what are you so smug about anyway?
Hahha aw that's cool you like them so much. And that's all good, I suppose seeing as there's so many living creatures it's hard to choose!
Got a fav vehicle though?
>>706103239
No, I'm guessing it's to push certain content onto their respective boards, I'm not sure though
>>706103239
oh no no, just spoke to a dif anon, no worries, I remember you, kirby music fam!
And nah, no need to be sorry, was just a random ass accident, and hopefully it's not permanent, I mean, it just needs rest, but my boss will just say 'she'll be right' and make me work through it hahaha....rip
and yea, definitely being in your own space makes relaxing easier!
and im sure things will get better, for the both of us!!!
Also, if you want some somewhat gruesome deetz, my thumb was purple af
gfcijo
>>706103239
I have no idea, but the imageswap glitch didn't rely off of filesize IIRC.
>>706103802
oh please god make this a pony thread. make tonight interesting
>>706103343
Shinoa is just really smug. First season has her Smugging through out it
Exactly dude. Plenty of unique creatures out there
In general, S.U.V.s
>>706101623
What's the deal with Chen?
Why is he getting hate?
Done with LoL for the night. How's everyone?
>>706104662
Cause he's anot edgy 15 year old
>>706104583
smug do as smug be
sounds funny though!
and hell yea, nice nice!
claiming the waifu queen
>>706104752
>2016 and not having a vampire waifu
>>706104830
i'm 34 and edgy
Chen is a edgy 15 year old
>>706105101
He is 13
>>706104752
done too
Mine!
>>706105223
Isn't he 12?
>>706103393
>>706103957
Oh, well thanks for the info, that's frustrating though, i wish something was done about it.
>>706103713
Ah, well that's good, wait so you spoke to the other Nui anon or just a different anon?
Still a shame that happened though, so you work on a farm?
Yeah, it's amazing when you can do so, i also like to turn on music when doing so.
That's nice to hear then, i hope you're right!
Ow, does it look much better?
>>706099362
>>706103248
Nigger this, nigger that. Learn the words to the song.
>>706105577
>>706104752
Bored at this point
>>706104880
Yes sir
What's funny?
A Cadilac escalade is dream car that could a afford. A real dream car is Pagani
Evening gents
Rumia claimed
>>706105577
Eh
>>706104945
why not just get lewd?
>>706105716
Aw, that's no good! It's friday night!
>>706105958
Is that what we're doing this thread?
Garbage-tier thread. Generic cancer ass waifus.
THEY'RE FICTIONAL YOU FUCKING HANDICAPS. IF THEY WERE PULLED INTO THIS REALITY THEY'DE FIND YOU DISGUSTING PIECES OF SHIT ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE. FIX YOUR LIVES
>>706106035
Welcome to 4chan new friend
>>706105347
Just a different anon I believe. You're the only Nui I've met!
And yea, tis a shame!!! Ye, I work on a farm sometimes, but am mostly just doing my building trade!
Music always helps too, I'm a big feeler for the relaxation, just makes life that much better, calm, collected, aloof but aware.
And yea, I'm amazed at how well it's healed...I will probably be fit to work on monday...darn it...hahhaa
>>706105716
The whole smug characteristic she has!
And very nice choices! sek c
>>706105897
kek
i'm loving these
>>706106035
>Generic cancer ass waifus.
my wife isn't generic
I believe we are actually all aware they aren't real i hope.
It doesn't really matter what they would think of us since we will never actually know
>>706106068
8
But it's two thousand sixteeeeen!
Chen
>>706106384
Why are you trying to turn Chen into a capegoat?
>>706106025
why not?
>>706105716
Did I hear
#smuglyf
>>706106035
Someone claimed your waifu, didn't they?
>>706106504
I hate him
>>706106509
>>706106682
Why?
I love him.
>>706106793
Why do you like him?
>>706106874
Why do you hate him?
>>706106141
Ah, well good you didn't get confused or anything, he seems like a nice guy though he should know his place!
Ah, what kind of stuff do you do?
Relaxation is the best thing to exist and it getting interrupted is the worst.
Wow, that's good to hear! though i hope nothing bad happens again.
>>706106577
These are my waifus, both posted by me
>>706102108
>>706102812
>>706103248
>>706106005
I know! I wanna go to places but no friends and im getting sleepy
>>706106141
Smug incarnate some might call her
I was looking up sek c if it was a car over there in NZ. Realized you meant sexy
>>706106513
The best life. Smug roll call? Haven't done one in a while
>>706106766
>>706107432
Come hang out in discord!
>>706107527
>>706107582
You make it sound like a cult.
i claim coldsteel
>>706107680
it is
>>706107610
>>706107582
You too?!
>mfw
>>706107940
>>706107680
What have I started?!
>>706107582
Post link
>>706107296
Haha no no not confused at all! Thankfully! And he probably means well...
On the farm? Farmy things, tending to animals, fixing sht, moving sht, sht. hahha
In my trade, all sorts of things, we go all over the show, commercial and private works, things like renovations, landscaping, house building, scaffolding. A lot of hard work mostly, but it's good! It was about time I decided to do something with my life, and I didn't fancy having my bum on a seat at uni not knowing what to 'do'. So ima see where this leads! How about yourself?
And thanks, I too, hope nothing as serious or worse happens...but I guess it comes with my lifestyle/work rip
>>706107432
The definition of smug...is her
Look in the dictionary, just a picture of her
HAHAHA omg sorry...yea just a lame way of saying sexy...my b my b, but NZ I doubt has any unique cars different from you? I mean the whole world share the same cars mostly!
But, if you want a car that sounds like sek c, look up Fugu Z haha, I like that car, not my fav, but still up there!
>>706108046
This is now a real human women thread, post existing, 3-dimensional, nonfictional girls only.
>>706108404
>no
>>706108509
well dam
>>706108404
Sadly this is the only one i have.
here
>>706108643
Its ok i still love you anon. Always remember that.
>>706108404
Post Lolis
>>706106874
I rest my case.
>>706109101
You can't come up with a reason to dislike him.
goodnight
>>706109224
I'm not that guy
i don't dislike him
so why do you love him desuka?
>>706108355
He believes Nui is all his, he denies that he's jestin!
Ah, sounds kinda stressful and hard to deal with but if you enjoy then it's good i suppose.
What would you mean by myself?
Just try not to get hurt then!
>>706109369
How about yourself, as in, what do you do?
pssh getting hurt..psssh...hahah nah theyre just battlescars!!!
And at the moment it's only stressful because Im pretty new to it and have a lot on my plate...so it feels like I've gone form 0-100 in a blink because I had so much free time before, and now it's work work work, but it's okay, things will settle down eventually I hope! And yea, I'm enjoying at the moment, but we'll see, it's one of the only jobs I've had that I've actually liked!!!
Probably seems weird...a farm-esque builder type digging anime
>>706109349
Is this Chen undercover?
>>706108870
Too clothed.
>>706108028
You're an elitist now. You must be b&
>>706108355
Look up smugdere
No no! You're fine dude lol. I heard that NZ doesn't have many cars
Oooh a classic! If it's old cars, then a 1967 Pontiac firebird is great
>>706109280
Night midnight
Going to get a milkshake.
>>706109960
>elitist
THEMS IS FIGHTIN WORDS
>>706109843
no
>>706110091
He was there when no one else would
>>706109960
Oooh hell yea, love me the classic muscles! Firebirds are so cool, really sums up the whole cool dude!
Love classic cars!
You heard we don't have many cars? As in what? Brands? Haha
>Smugdere
kekekekekekek
>>706109767
You mean like my occupation? i'm a bit uncomfortable speaking of that as it's a big part of my personal life, i feel quite bad after saying that though as you told me yours.
Well don't die in war then!
Ah, i hope things do settle down as well! it'd be a shame if things went downhill.
Everybody can do or like many different things and that makes them unique.
>>706110033
Bring the girls to the yard with them
If you have some means of contact with anons outside of thread, you're an elitist!
>>706110364
I love the paint on the hood a lot. It does. Don't it?
I'm not into cars but I understand why people appreciate them
>that pic
Easy there
>>706110616
Unique! Precisely! We all are, and it's phenomenal! Keeps things fresh and interesting
And it's all good if you wish not to disclaim your occupation, we're all allowed are secrets and such! No harm, no foul
And dying in this war of mine is the LAST thing I'll do! kek
And thanks, I do too, I'm sure they will, as I hope whatever it is you wish to happen, happens, in a nice relaxing peaceful way! As it twould be a shame for us to go downhill...
>>706110805
Hell yea, the paint is awesome.
And that's all good too, what are you into then?
>that pic
My b...was too lewd?
what is it with all youtube suggestions having terrible thumbnails?
Oh boy. Tired somehow.
The Trumby appreciates this thread, claimsel on Trumby,
>>706107915
Only if Trumby could get that treatmeant from Yuno, the wall would be ups the faster with morale ok?
>>706108509
Tali was amazing, not from land of brown, I will not frown!
>>706112002
>>706112347
Go to sleep.
>>706111190
A nice thing in life, but such can also be a bad thing in some instances.
Ah, well that's very nice to hear then!
Good, keep fighting until the day of glory comes!
Well we can't be too sure but always hope for the best to happen!
>>706112401
its only 8am
>>706112123
The Trumby, is not fan of anal, wall now 10 foots higher. Nice breastles on Yuno though.
>>706112946
>>706113520
The Trumby might consider, oh exposed entrapanuer anys of just Yuno herself? Metchicans will pay for all of it...
>>706112411
Yep, everything is unpredictable! But that makes it exciting haha
And you know it my brother, my viking blood will carry me on through battles!
So yea, seems we're both doing pretty well,at the moment, good fortune to you!
>>706112411
So your waifu, twhat was it that originally made you gravitate towards her?
Claiming Felix
Bump
>>706114216
Probably her tits
I don't understand what just happened.
>>706114074
I suppose, but unpredictable things don't have to be dangerous.
Your viking blood must lift if it can carry people.
That's true, at least things are nice now.
>>706114216
You mean what made me love her? i'd say her cuteness and her fun nature, as well as her voice.
>>706114938
P H O N Y
>>706099362
OP waifu looks good with the birthday party hat
I win this round
>>706115176
Wait a minute, are you one of the three Anonons or are you >>706114938 and just a random KLK anon?
>>706115413
Considering that poster was from a completely new IP, I'd say it's just a random.
>>706099362
Claiming someone with no personality
>>706115413
Nah that pretty much the only Nonon file I have I'm such a terrible waifuist.
>>706115131
Oh for sure, hopefully majority of unpredictable things are not dangerous!
Safety is key, I'm not one for doing something idiotic...on purpose anyway haha
Oh my viking blood lifts alright! kek
>>706114938
lmao look at this phony
>>706115131
I mean, sure, love, or whatever, that drew you towards her etc, and how have you grown to be fonder over time. But I like that answer, very nice, I can appreciate it!
>I really need to find more screencaps of my waifu...am running out...the rest are just lewd...rip
>>706115562
thats harsh
>>706110805
>If you have some means of contact with anons outside of thread, you're an elitist!
But you have Telegram too..?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>706116110
>>706115550
Ah, thanks for the info.
>>706115654
I suggest you make a thread on /c/ or look on pixiv then.
>>706115656
You can never be too sure, but as i said before always hope for the best!
>>706115656
Oh, what kind of answer where you expecting?
I was just stating the first things to come to mind.
Have you looked on pixiv or danbooru?
>>706116457
Oh no particular answer! Sorry if I sounded weird lmao. I was simply just asking how she came to be your waifu!
I might try danbooru again, but it's difficult to find her non-lewd
will try pixiv though, because I havent before haha thanks!
>>706116457
thanks for the advice nuibro!
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>706116427
>>706117708
>>706116802
Ah, oki doki, was just curious, she just appealed to me a lot and i loved her.
Shouldn't there be a filter or something?
>>706117447
No problem, New Anonon.
>>706117885
Fair enough, sounds like a cute story. I like how people here have their own different attachments to said waifus! Unique.
And Ill check, maybe I'm just dumb haha
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>706117743
>>706118204
>>706118029
How did you grow attached to yours?
As it turns out i was just being dumb, apparently they do have one but it just shows up for spoilers or gore.
Hello!
>>706118473
Well when I stumbled upon said anime, I was hooked, I just found it a really cool concept, at the time had no idea how lewd it was, but that's all good. At first, had no clue what a 'waifu' was, etc, and this anime has SO many potential waifus, babes for daaays!!! After awhile I got more and more into it, found forums etc, found a common theme that basically everyone adored the main female character Rias, and practically ignored the rest of the chicks, don't get me wrong each of them had their own following. But just from the show, I was obviously magnetized to said Rias, until Akeno (my waifu) came along. She reminded me of myself at first, and as the show progressed found a really unique emotional backstory of hers, so in some way I felt like I was on a journey with her, and from there just grew attached and here we are, besides she's super cute, always in the backlight, and very special in her own right.
Sorry...got a bit carried away there....
oh, all good? guess I'll just spend more time hunting for her non-lewds!
>>706118960
HI
>>706119181
Wow, that's so you have a strong attachment to her because you have a few things in common with her? what would that be? if you don't mind me asking.
Well at least you shouldn't see to many traumatizing things.
Yo
>>706120189
hanako played any rank lately?
Kha is still stronk asf
>>706120022
tis sad...the concept of R34...poor poor waifus...
I mean, I guess? It's hard to explain my attachment to her, but I might say having things in common with her probably reinforces said connection.
And I think it's mostly the whole 'in the background' feel that her and I share? Not in the spotlight, but just as phenomenal as those who are? And she's dark humored, a lil evil, sadistic even...plus black hair hnnng my fav. And she just has a really broken backstory in life, I share something similar..sadly..
So yea, LOTS of things in common lmao freakishly
>>706120243
Bronze 2, 0 LP
>>706120571
700 ping is still strong asf
>>706120662
thats up from last time if i recall? played my first bit of rank in forever went from silver 4 to 2 skipping 3 entirely
>>706120571
>Kha
As long as the enemy team is retarded and let's him get the isolation passive
>Tfw Jayce is back
You're in my lane bro
>>706120972
I dived into the team and still wrecked their squishies without isolation. Triple kill only when I chased. It was funny when their Orelia BMd me most of the early game. Caught it out and just melted lategame.
Such an awful thing that's the case.
Oh, that's kinda sad to think about, but at least your fondness for her spawned a positive feeling.
>>706121540
>>706120609
whoops
Goodnight/waifu
Here nuibro take this nui
>>706121540
>>706121580
Yea perhaps so...I used to be 'sad' or down at least a few years back, wasn't a good place, only the past year have I grown and actually made my way up the hill! So yea, positives all round, like her, we all can climb high!
>>706121743
What a useless angle for an umbrella
>>706122020
What's that supposed to mean?
