Well?
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Well?
because I don't feel like getting punted to death by hooves
>>706096024
But it can, retard.
>>706096024
Smell, fur, control, interaction, danger. That's off the top of my head.
in what scenario is a horse easier to fuck than a woman anyways?
>>706096024
you need help
JTRH NBR
>>706096024
i would do the horse
I really want to fuck a horse, any advice? Precautions or something like that? Thanks.
>>706097254
horses smell fine
>>706096024
>Your dick can't tell the difference.
>thinking you can just jam your dick into a horse
So how many horses have you fucked? Also, whats it like to get your pelvis crushed when a horse kicks the everliving fuck out of you?
>>706097809
I've tended to horse stalls, they do NOT smell fine
>>706096024
dumb
>>706097704
that nose looks weird
tie rope to horse legs. It cant kick you.
>>706096024
horsefags, please
>>706096024
wan
ok real talk. who is a bigger degenerate? people who fuck animals, furfags, or trap lovers?
>>706097997
thats an asshole
i like this image
>>706098819
more?
>>706098930
People who fuck animals. Furfags are gay, but just like the cartoon stuff. Trap lovers are very gay
>>706098930
Said as a heterosexual male, that order sums it up pretty well
>>706096024
Lol have you seen this shit in action? The horse's vagina has dirt and starts convulsing like crazy. I don't know about you, I'd be able to tell the difference.
>>706099845
>he doesn't like the wink
>>706096024
Your dick can tell. One is gonna be loose as shit, cause it was made to take a cock the size of your arm.
>>706099583
nice butt
>>706099845
2thicc4u? can't handle these curves?
>>706099845
>and starts convulsing like crazy
This makes me diamonds
>>706098930
Furries
People who fuck animals
Trap lovers
>>706096024
/mlp/ is that way son ===>
>>706098930
furfags by far
zoophiles are usually pretty quiet about their shit so they don't get utterly shunned from society. it's weird and gross as fuck, but really it's not like they're hurting the animal physically or emotionally or whatever the fuck. it's not like they have any concept of sexuality. horse is probably just like
>why the fuck does this hairless weirdo monkey do this shit, this is weird
except they have tiny gerbil brains so it's more just a vague blur of confusion/boredom/i'm hungry/hope there aren't any predators around
trap lovers are just homos in denial. kind of sad really. and, again, at least they keep their particular brand of faggotry to /b/ and thailand
furries, on the other hand, are a whole different breed of degenerate. it's not that they are into some nasty weird shit. it's the utter, deranged enthusiasm that they throw into their perversion. these motherfuckers make extravagant costumes. they make fursonas that they post all over the internet. these shits even go to fucking CONVENTIONS. it's fucking bananas.
worse, a lot of them even think that this is something society should accept. that we should applaud their fucked-up perversions and pretend it's not fucking gross.
everybody has a fetish. the rest of us just keep that shit bottled up in public because we at least have enough of a shadow of self-awareness to know how fucked up our shit is. but furries don't. they wrap their entire identity in their degeneracy. THAT is why furries are the fucking worst.
>>706099845
>convulsing like crazy
Sounds good to me.
>>706100473
Way to suck
>>706100511
i like traps, zoo and furry porn im sorry anon
>>706100618
Posting it in MLP would be more fun tbh.
>>706100703
kys
That's fucking horrific.If you chose the horse over that fine lady's ass and pussy you need to be locked up.
>>706100511
>hurting the animal
Actually, it depends. But you're right
>>706100511
>Fucking animals?
>Fine
>Posting something I don't like on the internet and having conventions in costumes?
>Absolute heresy.
I fail to see the logic there anon.
>>706100992
S..STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
>>706099437
you cant deny that is a really nice cock if that was my horse i would already be 6 months into guilty for handling that cock
>>706101636
i would put some of it in my butt
>>706098930
Depends on extra details. ordered by increasing degeneracy...
furries that keep it mostly to themselves
fucking animals of the opposite sex
furries that wear their butt plug tails and shit in public
trap lovers
fucking animals of the same sex
the "otherkin" dumbasses
I will tentatively say I would fuck an animal before fucking another dude, so I'm putting straight animal fucking as less degenerate than traps; gay animal fucking however is still worse than traps.
Furries are just wanna be animal fuckers, but they still just fuck other people, so they are not as degenerate as animal fuckers, unless they are the type of flamboyant furry that wears their butt plug tails and fur suits and shit in public.
The worst are those otherkin fucks from tumblr that actually think they are animals; they are what the furry is taken to the extreme, and probably would jump at the chance to fuck an animal anyway. Plus those tumblr fags tend to be everything-sexual. so they'll probably do gay animal sex and all that shit too.
>>706101989
tldr opinions nobody cares about
My friend and i have gotten drunk out of our minds and dared each other to fuck a horse. Couldn't even get it in our pussies and both completely failed. Im just glad the horse was really chill and didn't trample us to death. That was such a bad idea.
>>706098930
Trap lovers because they are destroying western civilization with their "more than 2 genders" garbage.
The exact same thing happened in Rome before the fall of the empire.
I truly fucking despise disgusting trannies.
>>706097803
Don't?
>>706102620
>tfw i want to bang a trap in a toga
>>706101265
It's a debate about what is more degenerative to society.
I'd agree with his reasons for furries being worse in that department but both are despicable.
>>706097803
Same here bruh, it's a big life goal also dolphin
Post more gifs plz
>>706097803
Mares are fairly easy to fuck, and you will needa crate or stool that will bring you up to their level. They take to being trained to stand still very quickly
>>706102620
>trans people ruined Rome
You sure it wasn't the bourgeois failing to stop fucking around long enough to run the nation?
>>706103281
Yeah more please.
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>>706104342
>it swims over and just stays there to let itself be fingered
wow
>>706096024
im getting some serious fucking deyjavu from this thread
Anymore mare gifs?
When I was young, I grew up on a horse farm. I did it. Multiple times. Was very horny and not good with talking to the horse girls, also had social retardation. It's not that hard to fuck a horse
>>706096024
Any cloppers lurking?
>>706105051
i like that
10/10 would cum inside again
>>706105198
always
>>706105198
oh me me!
>>706098930
Furfags are the worst followed by animal fuckers and thentrap lovers. At least trap lovers fuck another human.
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>>706105301
Requests?
>>706105198
Seeing dicks in those tight tight assholes look so heavenly
>>706105553
harshwiny if you got it
>>706104342
I wonder if back in the day, some sailor was caught fucking a dolphin and he said, "No man, I saw a woman, then while I was in her, saw the bottom of her was like a fish. You only saw that part!" Thus, the mermaid was started.
>>706105553
more rainbow dash would be nice
thank you!
>>706105819
that would be cool
>>706105918
>>706105779
i know right?
i wish i could fuck a mare in the asshole
>>706105553
I just want mare gifs
>>706105198
Well i was lurking, now I'm posting in a clop thread
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>>706101636
I admit, it is fucking gorgeous.
>>706106279
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>>706106355
yeah it is
>>706106324
Rara is best pone
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>>706106156
im liking this
Harshwinny
>>706105553
Got any bdsm?
>>706100511
this tbqhny fam
needs more cock
>>706096024
>>706106640
Yesir
>>706106762
Yes please
>>706106640
Maor
>>706107051
Braeburned <3
>>706105819
>be sailor
>on a long voyage and fapping isn't cutting it anymore
>fuckit go fishing
>catch a huge fish but nobody around to see it
>stare at it for a good lond minute admiring my catch
>notice im at full mast (Light-bulb)
>take the fish to my quarters trying to hide it so nobody sees
>get to my quarters and slam the door behind me
>a moment of hesitation before i face fuck a fish
>fuckit
>i am now fucking a dead fish
>feelsgood.jpg
>im about to nut when first mate walks in
"hey an..."
"haven't you ever seen a mermaid before?"
>>706107020
okay! But feel free to add your own!
>>706106560
thanks
>>706107125
Fave artist by far, the only one I have ever donated to
>>706098930
Im a furfag and just figured out today that i have a trap fetish.
>>706107210
Maor
>>706096024
my dick isnt the primary factor in this equation. if my mind doesnt find the subject sexually stimulating it wont release the proper hormones and neurotransmitters to get an erection. same reason why i can have anal sex with a woman but not a man. the secondary sex characteristics make all the difference.
Best pony milf
Dix
>>706096024
It's complicated; I'm not into human women, being almost entirely into dudes (maybe a 5 or a 5.5 on the Kinsey scale, where 0 is completely straight and 6 is completely gay), but for whatever reason the idea of banging a female horse or large dog, those sorts of creatures... my dick turns to diamonds. Of course, I'd also BE fucked by a male animal, so maybe I'm just a degenerate, but that's beside the point
>>706105198
Hiya, latent clopper here
>>706105553
Uh, any mfm or mmf threesomes?
>>706105198
>>706105553
>>706106156
>>706106324
>>706106339
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>>706106987
>>706107051
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>>706107618
Loving this. Clop threads should be a thing
>>706107693
whoops, wrong file
>>706107896
they are on /trash/
needs real cockle
>>706107693
Allwys
>>706098574
Source please?
>>706107354
i second this
>>706106376
>>706100365
anymore like this? maybe creampies?
>>706100511
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>>706108549
now that's the good stuff!
>>706108238
anime: Monster Musume
here's some puss too!
>>706098930
Animals fuckers are the biggest degenerates
>>706104655
Dolphins are one of only a few animals on earth that have sex for pleasure. As long as they are getting pleasured they don't care if it's with a human.
>>706109402
stallions love it too! :D
>>706109226
I'm going of to sleep yo,
Happy clopping
>>706098126
Please end your life.
>>706109753
Much appreciated, clop-anon, night!
good thread
>>706096024
the only reason that there is "fuss" about it is because we feel that it's morally and socially wrong.We find fucking children morally socially and mentally wrong yet those countries that don't obviously have no problem with it. That's the only barrier we have, morality.
Do people really fuck animals I mean I know it happens just make me wonder how common it is and there no way a person is sexually attached to an horse or dog whatever. Just people get horny and fuck what's there I guess. But if your a girl it's not hard to get human dick and for guys it not hard to find human pussy. I just don't get it. Opinions? I mean I know it happens a guy got caught fucking a horse and got arrested for it in town over from mine. Just wondering how common it really is
>>706096024
Well, /b/ is officially fucked. The mods won't even ban the ponyfags.
You hear me mods? You're all fucking trash and can't do your job.
>>706098930
trap lovers.
Now.. Where to fuck a real horse?
>>706110447
I have an ex who liked to fuck her dog. One of the hottest things i've seen.
I have another ex who claimed to have let her family dog eat her out when she was younger.
I'm sure it's just like any other kink. The availability of normal sex doesn't affect that so much.
well guys, my time here is over i think ima sleep for a while
>>706110698
out in the country or wherever you can find a horse where are you?
>>706110698
1: Don't
2:Don't
3: Don't
>>706110447
>there no way a person is sexually attached to an horse or dog whatever
Ohhhh boy, do you have a lot to learn about human sexuality and the internet, kid
nvm i will fuck a bear instead they seem cozy
>>706097803
My true advice is kill yourself
>>706110857
i'm in FL
Guess i will fuck me a gator
>>706111114
well there was a guy who fucked a gator in Florida...
>>706111246
Shhhh....
that was me.
post more real stuff i have morbid curiosity
>>706096024
Something about morales and relgious traditionalism and shit.
I don't know, nothing matters, it's all fucking stupid.
Do you have any idea how much rohypnol it takes to knock out a horse?
>>706111316
well you could always just get a big dog and your set
>>706110502
mods are fags and you're a fag
Who's got the picture of the blonde woman cleaning the horse cock
>>706111500
>checked
Why waste the roofie on the horse when it'll fuck you anyways? Roofie the owner, that's where the REAL trouble starts
>>706107692
Horse cock aside, that horse has really nice fur.
Let me rephrase. My mind myself just can't comprehend how a man or woman is sexually attached to a horse or dog. I doubt they look at the animal and think what I think when I she a beautiful woman walking down the street. To me it's a controlling mindset or a way to use something for your own selfish reasons. Or maybe I'm totally wrong. But in that way I think it's wrong. I just find this tread interesting
>>706105553
futa/trap
>>706111111
Anyone have that gif of a horse getting hard and throbbing??
>>706112189
yeah bro i remember when i was 14 also and couldn't comprehend dudes liking other dudes
>>706111539
Says the guy posting and supporting MLP/gay bestiality outside of /mlp/. Get fucked faggot.
Nothing of girls with creatures?
Surprised this thread hasn't been taken down yet
>>706113048
>Enter thread about things you don't like to tell the people who like things you don't like that you don't like the things you don't like
>Stay for 30 minutes
>>706113178
Its a party have some cake, iced with horse jizz
Haha yeah I know but I'm not 14 I like the cute comment though
>>706113239
>Implying thread doesn't get bumped and you can't post from first page
GTFO newfag, looks like we just found out why this shit is popping up at all.
>>706108311
holy fuck, this
>>706112182
>really nice fur.
That horse probably has Cushing's disease, it's fur is shit. You degenerate animal fucker.
My Macho Man Randy Savage thread got deleted but this doesn't. Got you I see where your morals are
>>706105819
Theres a brazilian tale about a river dolphin that disguises itself as a man, fucks young women and leave her pregnant. Really makes u think...
>>706114458
spanish/latino have historically fucked anything that moves
>>706096024
Because I want to proudly be able to say "I put my cock THERE" to my son when asks why he was an anal baby.
>>706096024
Horses smell, and honestly the donut anus is as off putting as the pedophilia brewing in all bronies
>>706102333
14 year old boy detected
>>706096024
OP s a fag, and fucks pigs pussies.
was looking around on pornsocket am i on a list now?
Where can I do some good research on these types of things?
>>706097042
Or aids, believe it or not but it can easily be contracted from interspecies sexual act, also, my dick can tell the difference
>>706107334
way to go? I feel like furry is the gateway drug of porn. Like once you go furry eventually you end up into a little bit of everything.
>>706097042
only legit answer
>>706098819
ur that oz fag that like gaming and live in the Eastern states
>>706098674
I don't get it...this made me laugh for some reason
>>706107693
I'm mostly straight, but I'd love to be fucked primally by an animal in my ass, especially a nigger.
>>706096024
You're right. Horse vagina is as tight as a grill.
Oh and you definitely won't be able to tell there's a fucking horse attached
>>706096024
Tbh left looks better
>>706097510
the horse cant say no or yell rape
>>706100511
I'm a furry, but only look at the porn. Suits do nothing for me. And I don't like crowds, so no conventions for me.
>>706097510
but they can yell neigggghhh
which is pretty much like rape + no combined.
>>706098930
>not being all three
