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ask a mexican anything
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yo quiero taco bell?
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>>706094115
I live in the border, and crunchwrap is good.
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Su gordo, ese?
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>>706093996
¿Porqué no peleas contra los narcos?
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>>706094640
porque no soy policia, de donde eres?
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Te acuerdas wey?
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>>706093996
Your bags packed, hombre?
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>>706094836
la dona is based.
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>>706094769
De EEUU. No guey, yo jodiendote un poco. Ta fea la situación allá, vente pa ca.
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>>706093996
Why don't you stay in your own fucking country?
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>>706095117
detroit es mas violento.
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>>706093996
Does donald trump drive by the boarder lookin for people to shoot often
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>>706095150
because our conquistador blood tells us to conquest all North America.
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te la jalabas mirando este programma?
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>>706095309
no.
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>>706095341
Yall stole the irish colours
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>>706095412
I'll finger your butthole
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>>706095341
Na guey, vente pa la Florida. Buen clima, mujeres hermosas, no hay tanta violencia.
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>>706095407
No, porque es de la tv Argentina, al sur. Yo vivo en Mexico.
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porque los jugetes de He-Man que estan hecho en Mexico se miraban tan putos?
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>>706095472
Im dissapointed in him
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>>706093996
How did you learn English if you're a degenerate spic?
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>>706093996
que vas a hacer cuando construyan el muro?
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Why do mexicans always have European "white" girls in their daytime TV shows? It seems like the "prettiest" of the country are the ones that are the least % of the population and look nothing like the ones crossing the border.
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>>706095693
porque He man es puto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIOl9ODh5m0
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>>706095749
why?
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>>706095850
because I live near Texas. cowboy.
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>>706095927
jejejeje

Based Edgardo Morales
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>>706095979
Aint no party like a spic shootin party
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>>706095870
That's pretty obvious. Whites get preferential treatment in most countries. Why the fuck would you put ugly little women on TV? ¡Vivan las güeras!
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>>706095672
Is that pic real? Is that someone from your race?
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Where can I find Mexican porn?
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>>706093996
Is your name juan
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>>706096147
no, its a britbong. and I belong to the white race, my ancestors were spanish and french, mexico is not a race.
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Why do so many white american's live in San Miguel De Allende?
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>>706096252
no.
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why do whitefagz think mexicans are part of the black race?
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>>706096590
What is it then
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>>706096474
because its a calm, nice, and european architecture, with catholic values.
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>>706095870
Not op but as a Mexican all I can say are we just like light skinned girls more
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>>706096688
its pascual hermenegildo
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>>706096636
Why do Mexicans think they're part of the black race?
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>>706096636
Both smell like shit
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>>70609690. Rilly
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>>706095870
because we keep our whites here, and send yo our indians.
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>>706096929
We don't
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>>706096988
example?
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>>706095672
How the fuck did they get it through the seed?
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>>706096636
because we have googles too, its not even 1%
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>>706096454
I doubt that you belong to the white race. I do believe that you belong to an inbred tree.
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>>706096929
You obs don't know how much Mexifags hate their daughters bringing home negros. We're almost on your team whitey.
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>>706097194
Why are whites and arabs put together?
This is the work of some dirty skype.
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>>706097219
4th generations ago My family lived in Europe.
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Why do Mexicans love Morrissey?
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>>706093996
How do you feel about these dubs?
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>>706093996
When are you going to get to work on that wall?
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>>706097550
because North Africans are white, google up Zinedine Zidane.
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Why are there so many Germans in Mexico? Are they planning Nazi 2.0?
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por que le ponen picante a todo?
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>>706097768
I dont like them

>>706097785
in 2017.
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>>706097785
Madam President said there won't be a wall
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>>706097676
Dam son
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Why do most Mexican women have large areolas?
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>>706097842
because they are ammish, we have plains and cows in North Mexico.

>>706097910
el picante es opcional, de donde eres?
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Legit question, OP.

I dated a Mexican girl for a while. She and all of here friends were dual citizenship, lived parts of their lives in US & Mexico. Conversations were amazing cuz they wud flow seamlessly between English & Spanish. Looks wise, they were young professionals, lighter skinned, indistinguishable from someone from New York.

Question is: Intra-Mexican racism towards those of purer European/Spanish heritage vs. those who have native blood. Can you discuss?
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>>706097707
who?
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>>706097785
This artist has a basic misunderstanding of how walls are built. The concrete of the trump wall would not be structural. The wall would be made out of engineered dirt.
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>>706098177
este pendejo
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>>706098131
Absolutely it exists. Not Op, but this happens in all Latin American countries.
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why does Mexico have the best cement?
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>>706098378
It's made from shit those beaners shit and have you seen what they eat? That's why.
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>>706098131
Mexico and all Latin Americans are racist and classit as fuck. We the mexicans with more european blood dont like indians, and some mestizos envy and hates us so much, because we live better than mestizos and indians.

Skin color in Latin America is very important like in the US
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Why do you send us jente del rancho instead of intellectuals? I'm tired of shitty ranchero music and jaripeos in California.
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>>706098324
Not OP, but of Hispanic heritage. It happens. I can assure you that it happens less often however. Racism is much more prominent in the U.S than it is in any Spanish speaking country. We tend to be more tolerant, and educated than the racist population in America.
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>>706098602
>like in the us
In the US skin color is unimportant.
Mexicans HATE darker mexicans.
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>>706098781
KEK
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>>706098637
They cannot prosper here in Mexico unless they are in a cartel. Stop buying drugs and fueling this violent narco empire, gringo.
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explain this
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>>706098602
>mestizos
Thats the word I was missing. You echoed what I've heard before.
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>>706098781
dont white americans enslaved and hung blacks?

arent your policeman killing them again?
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>>706098893
this please

and gold firearms
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>>706098893
When there are flash floods in Mexico, they can float to safety with these canoe shaped boots.
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>>706098602
My Mexican heritage consists of Spain and Germany with a hint of native and I agree us light skins hate those sit skin beaners
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>>706099030
No and no.
That's the media side of the story.
In the US, on a percentage basis, more whites are killed by police than blacks.
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>>706099118
Just for showing off.
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Why do you fucks believe the cow's stomach is sacred?
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>>706099270
we dont, we it that.
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do you consider South Baja part of Mexico? Isn't it pretty much western Florida?
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>>706098893
That became fashionable for several years in the north of the country
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Why is México such a shit hole?
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>>706099625
Would you like U.S. to absorb that part of Mexico and get rid of that problem for ya? it'll fit well with our redneck culture.
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>>706099683
Did you know that the guvna of Sonora built a damm for his ranch, and all the locals dont have water?
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>>706098602
All my blonde cousins got essentially bought out by rich fucks looking for ez tail
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>>706098602
So you only care about a small percentage of your population? No wonder your shit is in ruins. Also remember, you're unlucky if you're born in Mexico and stay there.
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>>706095407
Del Sel me la bajaba
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>>706100431
in ruins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqB9g5ikLQ
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>>706094309
In the border?
Will this be you in a few years?
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>>706100642
In ruins.
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>>706095341
>Conquistador
My fucking ass, you filthy mestizos
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>>706095341
And your Inca blood is tell you to bend over and mow my lawn bean boy.
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Are you tizoc?
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>>706096454
Mexican is a culture however, you were bred with the natives and sad to say, are not and never will be white.
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>>706098857
this.
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>>706093996
Do the burritos run free?
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>>706101206
>Mexico
>Inca

Get an education, nigga
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>>706095516
Ireland is green white and orange not red you retarded fuck.
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>>706101125
umm lets see.

A 2012 study published by the Journal of Human Genetics Y chromosomes found the deep paternal ancestry of the Mexican mestizo population to be predominately European (64.9%), followed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans#Population_genetics
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>>706098602
It's a mute point though, you are all sub human pieces of shit that need to stay in your own backwater shit hole.
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>>706101510
>caring about goofy mexican history
>education
pick one you mongrel
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>>706096904
lol can someone translate this? I get the jist of it but not all
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>>706101864
Incas have nothing to do with Mexico. Very basic knowledge. Get educated, you cockmuncher
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>>706095870
I resent this because the morenitas are so much better looking
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>>706100993
maybe. But canadians will lift us visas.

Quebec > texas.
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>>706099823
Well no, there are so much kinds of persons and some kind of "redneck" is one of the most abundant in all the country
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>>706096195
Leche69 is pretty gud
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>>706096454
I'm Mexican but I'm blacksheeped because I don't buy into the glorification of criminals so everybody says I'm a punk ass whiteboi ignorance at its finest
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>>706102292
Call down pedro, you're still part of that tribe. The rest of the world doesn't give a fuck about which particular disgusting civilization you were spawned from down there, you're still a mongrel.
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>>706098131
Sadly yes its true I look hella pale and ain't short and dark but both sides hate my ass
>feels gud man
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>>706093996
When are you starting work on the wall and how much is it going to cost you?
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>>706101036
Damn son can't even get me a gf and these closets be killing honeys like it ain't a thing
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Porque puedo mear sin cagar y no cagar sin mear?
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>>706097194
>>706102971

No, we are mostly Spanish and western.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_culture

we are the former new spain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFJF0sAqUnE
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Faggot chui aqui todavia sigue peliando los carteles en tu pais carbon?
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>>706102971
And still I received a better education than you ;)
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>>706103526
Uno de los grandes misterios de la vida, anon
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>>706101236
No, I´m Tonatiuh
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>>706103985
And still a mexican, regardless.
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>>706104420
Why are you so jealous? Do you want a taco?
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>>706104795
Yes, I want a taco faggot, now shutup and give me one now.
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>>706104795
because hispanics discovered his country, and he is mad because he is only 60% snow nigger.
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>>706105307
You want my taco in your ass, rentboy?
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>>706105763
If by taco you mean that little brown stub you got hanging between your thighs then no little goy. Stick it shoving it into that little oompa loompah bitch and watch her squirt out another litter of useless beaners.
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>>706105323
>posts stormfag propaganda
>snow nigger

still a broke little mexican
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>>706106296
>>706106453
You are way to bitter to be on 4chan, samefag
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>>706106630
dance on my chinny chin chin
and cry
cry for all the brown babies no one wants
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>>706106630
just a prank bro relax
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>>706097768
Batman?
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Fierro pariente
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>>706108191
Arre pinche joto
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>>706093996
Do beaners like to eat beans?
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>>706093996
¿Donde es la putaria?
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>>706093996
Cuantos gringos quires matar?
Yo quire matar todos
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>>706095150
Its your white ancestors fault. We have the spirit of conquest within and it came from you.
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>>706095870
Its called colorism
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Why do your women turn to fat shits after they give birth and why do you send those cunts money when you come to america?
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>>706096122
The only shooting you do is cum all over your monitor
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>>706106930
Man this is like leafy is here's dreamed chin
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>>706093996
If I used hot sauce as lube to fuck your cousins ass would they give birth to the spiciest hot tamale?
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>>706097707
I dont fucking know! But We all do. Maybe cuz we like crying to music
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>>706098131
Colorism within our own community. Its the effects of european colonialism
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will you vote trump?
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>>706101036
The drug war in the us causes all this
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>>706102971
When the whites came to first came to mexico they were astounded and amazef at our city of tenchitlan :/ how big it was, how clean, how efficient. Middle age europe was a cesspool
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>>706102971
>Damage control
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>>706112034
Kek
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>>706109979
en los pantalones de tu madre
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>>706093996
Did you give a shit when Juan Gabriel died? I didnt.
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>>706112395
Inaccurate. Most Spaniards look like Arabs
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What would the cartels do to my friend?
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>>706111833
>whites came to first came to mexico
>astounded
>amazef
>big it was
>how clean
>how efficient

Aside from the crop failure, mass starvation, and human sacrifices, they were totally impressed by all the rocks piled on top of each other. I mean shit that's some technohow.
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>>706112979
>yet they are still trying to convince us that they are white

That's sad and pathetic
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>>706111833
look how fucking impressed that Spaniard is with the rock piles
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>>706101661
Nice fucking try
bullshit DNA tests cant cover up shit skin, fucked up teeth, and skull shapes
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>>706113860
those swords were actually pretty effective tbqh
However, nothing they had compared to the Spaniards
I guess they won in the end, regardless, all Mexicans look like those savages now
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>>706115831
>wood swords
>effective

>all Mexicans look like those savages now
You should be thanking the spaniards for improving your shit genetics, although your genetics still are and always will be shit. You guys were a really ugly bunch of gooks.
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>>706116528
Are you fucking retarded?
How did it seem like i was defending Mexicans, what-so-ever?
All i was saying is, their swords were lined with Obsidian shards, which are sharp as hell
They got the job done, and done well
Only downside is no point, but they had spears
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>>706093996
un tiro o que puto?
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