Arizona thread anyone here?
Havasu here, bored to death
How does it feel to live in the shittiest state on planet earth?
Id rather live in india where they have pallegra and no sewers and plumbing than arizona
>>706093712
Kingman reporting. You get any rain?
>>706094376
the other day yeah, not much of it though. how is kingman anyway, is it as boring as havasu?
>>706094170
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUyxiI-TY3c
Replace Dixie with Arizona
How a lot of people here feel
It's ok if you hate it, it's hip and cool to be gay in 2016
>>706094170
>>706093712
Here's my AZ view
>>706094497
It sprinkled a bit earlier
>>706094497
Could be better. At least you've got the lake. We've got tweekers, and junkies.
Peoria here
>>706094376
Anoher Kingmanite reporting. You hate your life, too?
>>706094170
How are things in California, Pedro?
>>706095567
we've got our fair share of junkies too. Lake is fun for kayaking but other than that it gets boring quickly unless you have a boat or other expensive toys.
Phoenix here, went from 83, cloudy, perfect weather on Monday to 95 today, oh what jolly good fun
>>706095772
Some days I feel like suck starting a shotgun.
ayy
Glendale here
>>706096029
I feel like I'm wasting my life in this shithole
>>706095707
You're pretty close to me
A question to the non Arizonans in here or passing by, whats your perspective of our bipolar weather state?
>>706093712
anyone know Maria Gibson from chandler ??
>>706096373
glasses blonde hair?
>>706095774
>>706094376
Do the people in kingman know the name sheehan?
>>706094902
>>706095075
>>706095774
Hahaha, this is the arizona I know and love
Fuck California
>>706096266
I've been all over this country, and as bad as Kingman is, it could be a hell of a lot worse. I just try and make the best of it, and remind myself that in 10 years I'll probably be dead.
>>706096341
bipolar? Dude arizona is unipolar. It doesn't get cold and we have like 12 days of rain total per year
Glendale here. Love everything about the city but the goddamn never ending road work. That and we "named" a street close to our stadium mlk jr blvd. For what reason I have no clue.
Honestly thought no other Havasufag lurked /b/
Reppin the London Bridge town
>>706096606
Tom Sheehan was Sheriff , other than that idk
>>706096754
It's not really Kingman. It's the people in this town that make it suck.
Queen Creek here. yay rain!!
Whats up az, tucson fag here
>>706095772
>>706096029
>>706096266
Its not much better in havasu here, and I basically feel the same. Trying to save up and move to phoenix or around there
>>706096754
why will you be dead in 10 years?
>>706096785
>For what reason I have no clue.
To appease the 14 black people we have in the valley and keep them from rioting
>>706097010
I think of it as one big park where retards can roam freely in their natural environment. You know, Wal-Mart. Also why did Hastings have to go tits up? It was the only bookstore in town.
>>706097290
this
Any other ghouls here?
>>706097210
Men in my family are not long lived. My granddad holds the record at 55.
if anyone from kingman or nearby wants to meet up sometime to chill id be down to do that. I need friends here or something.
>>706097527
dammit brady... go to bed
>>706097387
I guess all bookstores are doing bad these days. I heard they are cleaning up that area and putting in some new stores.
>>706097741
People are shit to eachother in these parts. You nignogs play games and shit? Im down to play some games online.
>>706097741
I'm 42, fat, don't smoke, or drink anymore. I'm boring as fuck.
>>706097861
in havasu we have Hastings closing down, which was the only book store here. Shame, because it was one of the few good places to meet people
>>706098009
Bullhead area btw.
>>706097741
Friends? I wanna know where you go to meet women in this town? JC Penney?
>>706098065
>>706097861
Yeah I play games. Im in Havasu though, but don't mind driving if I have a day off
Chandler reporting in. It's hot as fuck tonight
>>706097810
>Brady
>staying up past eight
>asking about the show instead of porkopolis
I'm not in Arizona, but I do own a Hyundai Tucson
>>706098218
The bowling alley. Back in the day Tequila Bobs was the spot.
Fuck Arpaio amiright
>>706098510
That's depressing
>>706097290
Makes sense. I heard our blm protest nearly had more reporters than actual protesters at it.
>>706095232
Is that Tucson?
>>706098432
>Naming an ok car after a shitty town.
>>706098382
Yooooo porkoplis is my fucking shit
anybody in this thread go to ASU?
>>706098629
That's why almost everyone here stays drunk, or stoned.
>>706098597
He is BASED.
>>706098769
Thinking about going now that there's one in the west valley. What's good there?
>>706098597
Arpaio is a legend
are you a mexican or an sjw?
>>706098687
Tucson isn't bad, at least better than Pheonix but I guess it is shitty
>>706098820
i do
>>706098597
arpaio is my hero
vote arpaio
fuck the spics
>>706098905
I drink whenever I start thinking about this town's job sector. So many people here living on welfare.
>>706098218
Tinder motherfucker
You literally have no other options (except for trash like bars and clubs) anywhere in Phoenix
>>706098597
Yeah who the fuck are you, get out of my fucking state
>>706099189
whats your major
>>706098920
I'm stealing that picture
>>706093712
What do you guys think of Joe Arpaio?
>>706099367
I'm in Kingman motherfucker. No sense using Tinder when I have already seen everyone in this town.
>>706099175
It's a sliding scale of shittyness.
I am in havasu it's true that you either drink at the bars or play in the river or both not much else to do also the snow birds are returning and they don't know how to dtive, hate those old fucks
>>706099405
iart major. particularly modern art. but i want to be an animator.
>>706096536
She dyes her hair a lot. Hit me up on kik
Dotiz
>>706099475
Go ahead. The only flaw is the abortion F-35. Needs to be replaced by an A-10 and AH-64D.
I have no shoop skills
>>706099577
>in Kingman
oh god, anon I'm so sorry
>>706099590
north side or south side? Also what do you go to the bars, river, or both?
>>706099619
i major in computer science and i want to die
>>706099577
In the history of /b/, no truer words have ever been spoken.
>>706099882
fuck chen
>>706099175
Phoenix has its good and its bad. It's great as a hub for the valley. Definitely more desirable than basically Mexico down south.
>>706097290
kek true though
This faggot
>>706100124
He literally is a faggot
Glendale here
>>706099876
I don't go to the bars and I have no water toys, it's basically Internet and TV I guess I live central above the golf course, broke my leg in a motorcycle accident just now finishing rehab going back to work in a week, never thought I would be excited to go to work lol
>>706100187
That's why I said it
>>706099882
good luck dude
>>706100209
shit man that sucks. I live up north and have been here for the past few months and the only thing I have found fun is renting a kayak on the lake. Was thinking of going to bars but it really isnt my thing, though the isolation sucks since I do a work at home job.
Where you work at anyways anon?
Yarnell here. Shit, we don't even have a fucking bar in town.
>>706100198
>>706096785
Have some Glendale tits.
>>706100769
Those are some nice tits.
Moar?
>>706100676
Where do all the cowboys drink?
>>706100528
I do upholstery work at one of the many ships here, been here 4 years moved here from Las Vegas got sick of all the people and crowds
>>706101020
Probably the Flying X saloon
>>706101020
>Where do all the cowboys drink?
They park their pick-ups in the pasture by Peeples Valley.
Surprise fag reporting in.
>>706101316
>>706101157
In Stitches?
>>706101444
Nope
>>706101444
I wasted trips on that?
>>706101391
-would do a faceplant and make motorboat sounds
>>706101157
nice, yeah theres no shortage of boats and ships here, and rich old people who buy them.
you have any friends or family out here?
Any ASU win?
Gilbert here and so bored. I like drinking and giving blow jobs.
>>706095707
Ditto
Phoenix, right next to Paradise Valley mall
>>706101811
Some family no real friends.... old pic of tits for the anons
Tempe\mesa fag here. I sell weed and provide dank memes
>>706102020
...Homosexual or lonely mormon wife?
>>706093712
480 mesa reporting
>>706102389
Homo. I know a few lonely mormon wives, but none that use this site.
>>706101444
>>706101157
>>706100528
Any of you anons from Havasu wanna meet up and hang out and drink sometime?
>>706101811
What about you? Job? Hastings was mentioned but mostly 13 to 24 year Olds would gather there...
>>706102470
Guy or girl?
>>706100769
>>706101391
Prescott Arizona here, & I would suck on those titties all night! What size are they?
>>706098026
You sound like my dad
>>706102605
Hastings is closing within the next month.
>>706102605
Hastings is going out of business.
>>706098597
I fucking hate that old nigger
>>706102605
My parents live here, but thats it. I'm doing work at home customer service since its the only job I can get out here. I'm new here and haven't really made any friends.
I have a degree in Information Technology, but there are no jobs for it out here. Basically staying here until I can save up money to move somewhere else, probably in a year or so
>>706102701
I might be.
>>706102539
Nice offer but I am on meds can't drink and been up all day going to bed soon.. besides gotta work on my car tomorrow clutch is out :(
>>706098920
why is there a picture of Tucson in the background
>>706102615
Guy, or else I would've wrote femanon you thirsty cock. 85207 wbu
>>706102777
Jackpot Trips = Truth
>>706102510
I figured. Never hurts to ask. Hope you find a dick, anon.
>>706102831
I understand, and good luck I hope you make it out, this town is no good for people under 40 looking to start a life
>>706102896
damn that sucks. well good luck anon
>>706097527
Ghoul, here.
>>706098947
Get the pulled pork cinicinatti skillet.
jalapeno mac n cheese is so god damn good.
also that redneck koolaid is fucking great
I moved to cali and I still listen err day
Anyone else hear about the clown faggots saying they were going to shoot up Red Mountain High School and Smith Jr?
>>706103336
I am the clown faggot and Now I'm going to kill you. Who is your 5th hour teacher?
>>706103159
thanks anon. In the meantime though im looking for friends to hang with once in a while and if you want ill post my number or kik name and we can try and hang out sometime
>>706103493
Fuck off clown bitch pics or gtfo
>>706102616
36ddd
>>706103493
Ms. McCullers
that frog loving bitch
Anyone else here babe an Arizonian accent?
>>706103675
Looked through entire Rmhs staff website and found no Ms. McCullers but thatd be hilarious if anyone in red mountain browsed /b/
>>706103660
Well, you just made someone cum in Arizona :D .
Sincerely,
Person from Prescott
>>706093712
Kik jovibons!
We need to talk also havasu what's up!
>>706103262
Man that sounds good. Eric's upped his game lately. He needs to drop the commie crap and embrace being a filthy drunk.
>>706103806
We have accents?
>>706093712
>>706104218
You faggots need to get outta here. Glad I left Havasu, honestly.
Tempe reporting in here.
Anyone know an Allison in ktown? Not a skinny bitch
>>706104218
you in havasu or looking to move here?
>>706104302
Apparently! As a trucker i had people tell me they.
Also finger banged full metal jackie in jr high
>>706104478
Ktown?
>>706102777
Kek
>>706104666
Omg i wasted it, also that not they*
>>706104736
kingman
>>706104666
Checkd
>>706104478
You have any fucking clue how many fat Allison's, Brittany's, and C-Krystals there are in this town?
Gilbert, here. going camping soon
fb /spaffordmusic/videos/vb.114094415297001/1289834284389669/
live stream of an arizona band. first time playing in chicago
>>706104932
Damn, you're right!
>>706104534
>>706104534
I'm in havasu
Do you have a kik?
Check out my band Emerald Isle azfags! Also we have a show with Parkway drive in 2 weeks
>>706098820
Bear down faggot
>>706105207
No.
>>706104666
Way to go, Satan. She looks like she would have been cute back then.
>>706100124
>gay
>relationship with illegal trap
>stays elected
God conservatives are stupid.
>>706103660
going to need some more of those tits.
Anyone have any experiences in kingman? I met this one chick who had a kid and drove to meet me by a 66 station next to the swap meet out of town. She blew me in the parking lot. Think her name was Amber.
>>706105306
Yeah bro she was cute as hell, fingerblasted her in a slide and got an over the pants aj that felt pretty painful
>>706105369
Seems pretty "4channish" to me.
I've been here my entire life but there's still something I don't understand. Why do indians love Slayer so much?
>>706105953
This
Havasu slut
Kik jovibons
>>706105953
I don't know. Why do they only buy american cars?
Yuma, niggers
South West of the South West fucking sucks,Yuman here
>>706097741
I might be down, you smoke weed?
>>706106224
hell yeah! which town are you from?
>>706105433
>>706106325
Kingman, Butler.
>>706105644
Every girl in Kingman has a kid. Most of them are named Amber. And they've all sucked dick in the Station 66 parking lot.
>>706104302
Eric really turned a corner after he called his mom a fucking cunt.
Now it's just streets paved with Rock War victories
>>706106387
Well I am certainly happier now than I was a second ago, thanks.
>>706106440
A damn shame.
If this isn't dead...Surprise reporting for duty.
>>706106394
Yeah I'm one of the ones here from havasu but I wouldn't mind going to kingman to smoke sometime, its been a while since I smoked with someone else.
>>706105953
>"CHOO LOOKIN AT FAGGOT?"
>"SLAYEEERRRRR
>>706106627
I go through havasu to kneedles to go to a dispensary. Could stop by one day. Got Kik?
>>706106725
yeah, mines - robotnikman
>>706106200
Yuma fucking sucks man,no jobs
>>706096762
somebody's never been out of Phoenix. tell me, what's your favorite Adobe colored strip mall? save me a bottle of that tap water so I can remember what it tastes like to live in the cheapest city in the country besides Detroit.
oh what's what? you don't live in Phoenix? please tell me about how distinct your suburb of mesa/chandler/Gilbert/Tempe/Scottsdale/happy valley/shithole is from metro Phoenix.
>>706106495
Arizona women are beautiful until they hit marriage or thirty. And for that we should all be happy.
>>706107003
Come to kingman and say that again.
>>706106862
>ever drinking tap water
>anywhere
Night shift at walmart is going to start soon, Jethro. That meth ain't gonna pay for itself.
>>706102908
doesn't look like Tucson to me...
>>706107072
He has no idea
>>706107072
I think I've used a gas station there once. I wasn't aware anyone under thirty lived there.
Super nice in Tucson tonight. Windows open, 72F. Sunset was great tonight, too.
>>706106623
Which nursing home do you live in?
>>706107399
ever try tap water in Iceland? San Francisco? Vancouver BC? get back to me when you retire at 67, buy an RV, and leave the state for the first time to see what you've been missing
>>706106690
I can't even be mad at them. That accent kills me.
>>706106827
u know it
>>706107741
Tap water makes you gay, anon. Clearly from your love of Canada and California you've been over indulging in it.
>>706107682
I'd rather live in a nursing home, at least there you can actually do something.
>>706107993
hell yeah I'm gay as fuck. beats living in Phoenix.
Pizza Hutt managers go home.
>>706106029
There she is for you havasu whore
yuma is fucking tiny filled with people who cant computer, i thought i was the only /b/tard.
Phoenix reporting in.
Best part of this fucking state, bro
>>706108487
Forgot pic
>>706098820
tempe campus here faggot hbu
>>706108597
Not alone
Something fun to consider for dormfags.
>start shitposting in other boards like crazy
>get banned
>watch faggots fill the box to contest your ban with an angry witch hunt
>evade your ban because you're not an idiot
One last pic. Anyone recognize her?
Bump
>>706101842
Surprisingly little considering its size and slutty student body.
>>706106623
Reems and Greenway.
>>706110994
the funny thing is I'm currently at ASU and have fucked 2 NAU gals, 5 UofA gals and currently talking to a UofA alumni but have yet to fuck a fellow sun devil
Who likes the AZ cosplay scene?
>>706111490
i ded
>>706099991
Can confirm, fuck chen
>>706111489
Know anyone by the name of Tatiana K or Grace G?
>>706093712
$cottsdale checking in.
>>706111741
nope
>>706111570
God I fucking hate it here in kingman.
>>706111949
Overguard is worse.
>>706111949
Move?
Tucson reporting in. Grad student walking down to congress right now
>>706112024
Good idea. Planning on it. Soon.
>>706106862
I live in bullhead, it's pretty nice. Used to live in chicago.
Why so edgy anon?
>>706100769
mmm those are beautiful :D IM in Glendale too
Where my Sixers at?
Tucson reporting lots of rain northwest.
>>706112340
GCC? ASU West?
Mesa reporting
Anyone got Megan's kurchats nudes?
>>706112674
GCC :3
>>706112854
What's with the emoticons?
Who's a fan of the Sexy Chesire Cosplay?
Oh god the hats...
>>706112959
Fatties are haram.
>>706112951
Cuz i can
>>706103806
>Anyone else here babe an Arizonian accent?
Me. Grew up in Prescott. That's pronounced "Press-kit" of course.
>>706098687
Tucsons better than phoenix atleast. Coke is pretty cheap here so we got that.
>>706113073
Fair enough. Enjoy the tits of a classmate.
>>706113023
She isn't as big as her husband.
And a happy birthday to 4Chan today.
Incoming 404
>>706113512
Still waiting for them tits anon.
>>706113121
But we all know that Tucson is where dreams go to die.
>>706102055
hey anon I'm at PV mall too
>>706114455
I've been posting them this entire thread.
I dunno anons, you find this Tucson girl attractive?
>>706093712
Hey I'm from Havasu! Going to college up north now
>>706096794
From Havasu as well tho, not OP.
>>706114680
Those are nice.
Limit?
>>706114774
Not even close
>>706114682
Every city has fatties. The trick is you just pretend they don't exist. Let them blow you maybe. But never before midnight.
>>706106200
San Luis here, my negro
Ahwatukee checking in
>>706115032
DV or MPHS?
Tucson here can't slepp
>>706112205
downtown tucson on the weekends is a blast
>>706114772
Thanks. She's proud of them. More often than not she's sporting cleavage. It's a little manipulative but if I was a woman you'd bet your ass I'd be using them too.
>>706112959
>Sexy Chesire Cosplay
>Sexy Chesire
>Sexy
>>706093712
There's a AZ thread at /s/ right now
>>706093712
>Goodyear here
>>706094170
>moved from So-cal
>three years here it's like living on the sun
Flagstaff here
>>706115367
You think her cosplay name is a lil pretentious?
>>706115626
ayee knife guy
>>706115626
That knife guy is running wild
>>706115301
Is she just proud of Those lucious titties, or does she got a ass to go with it?
Fucking Dewey
>>706115675
Haha just read that alert. For real man
>>706115657
man the harpoons!
>>706093712
Chandler here. It's the nice part of Chandler, though, so it's less meth and more cocaine.
>>706115739
Not as proud of the ass. I like it though.
>>706115421
Too lazy to bother but feel free to post these there.
I like it here
Is it just me or is coke making a serious comeback?
>>706115765
kek'd
Anybody from the Scottsdale/Phoenix area?
Chandler here too, kinda near the mall.
>>706116136
Nah it definitely is.
>>706116058
At least it's rarely humid. And the sonoran desert has to be the prettiest in the world.
I know there's at least a couple of you that browse b.
>>706115788
You may need a bigger boat
Gilbert anon in here
Too bad i'm stationed up here in Alaska, I miss the heat :(
pic related, wind caves past usery pass shooting range
>>706116204
Chandler Fashion? I live literally right down the street from there
>>706115937
It's nice.
>>706116136
I'm a boring adult out of college so I have no idea. I know we have a heroin problem and a lot of alcoholics.
About to move there in a few weeks. Anything i should know? moving from wisconsin
>>706116201
PV mall here
>>706116348
Nick?
>>706116348
Depends where you're moving to
>>706116282
Yeah. Thats cool there's other anon so close.
>>706115657
That's one way to put it.
>>706116248
>Can only fit the blue one
>>706116348
If you really want a pet dog, go to Glendale. They're literally all over the place, you can just take one. Most likely gonna be a chihuahua though
>>706116600
Lol Glendale/Avondale
>>706116443
Yeah, true. I used to work at the Harkins there. Chandler Fashion is probably the nicest mall I've been to in AZ. To be fair, though, I've never been to another mall much except for AZ Mills and that place is trash so it's hard to compare it to something
>>706116440
Marana possibly
>>706116439
Nah man sorry
>>706116600
Nice triple dubs bro, but for myself I dont really like dogs or want one, but ill remember that
>>706116600
Last month, the shelters were doing 20 dollar adoptions to prevent mass euthenizes. Got a nice bulldog/mastiff mix
>>706117093
nice pupper
>>706116763
Mills gained a few points for Having legoland in it. At least it isn't a shell like fiesta mall.
>>706116763
Yeah it's an amazing mall. Scottsdale is better, but I don't usually feel like driving that far.
>>706116348
Our soil contains a unique spore that causes a lung infection called valley fever. You'll breath in the spores if you go outside during a dust storm. They only take root in about 40% of people though and it's rare to get the deadly version of it. Very bad for dogs though so be sure to bring them in. Also let them live inside anyway. It's a fucking desert.
>>706117223
Thank you. His name is Opie.
>>706117245
Snobsdale. I feel like I need a Beemer and good credit just to drive in that town.
>>706117093
Aww, he's adorable. I have a rescue, too (he's an ugly little fucker but I love him). I honestly would probably adopt so many dogs if it weren't for that fact that like 90% of the dogs that go up for adoption are chihuahua mixes, and chihuahuas are the only kind of dogs I hate, so it's hard to find some cute puppers I'd actually want to take care of
>>706107399
Tap water in fucking Sedona is good af bitch.
>>706117486
Lol that's true. Chandler is just fine for me.