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So I got an Arizona Bark Scorpian (venomous) and a copy of Sonic

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So I got an Arizona Bark Scorpian (venomous) and a copy of Sonic 06 trapped in a box.
>69 decide what do
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>>706089095
Timestamp
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Posting more of the scorpian
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Cum on it
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>>706089095

Microwave the container for 3 seconds. It won't be long enough to ruin the Sonic, but it'll kill the Bark.
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>>706089277
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>>706089403
this
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Find camel spider and have them fight
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Eat the scorpion then complete the game in 1 sitting.
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Just open the thing outside and walk away, OP, you coward. You can't outrun a scorpion you deserve to die you fat tub of fat
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Fucker stung me a few days ago and has been sitting in the box since
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Let them fight to the death.
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>>706089800
Rolling for this
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>>706089510
Space program
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Step 1 Place Bark in cardboard box
Step 2 Close box
Step 3 Place box in park with a note ththat reads "Dont open unless you are [Random Name here]
Step 4 ???
Step 5 Profit
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>>706090221
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>>706090270
Fuck, off by one
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>>706090221
Rolling for dis
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>>706090377
Reroll
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>>706090429
Rereroll
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>>706090221
This
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Roll for cum on it
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Breed them.

> Sonic Arizona Bark Scorpion Level 6

Throw Kanye in there so it'll breed with it as well.

> Sonic Arizona Kanye Bark Scorpion Level 6

Then we can laugh at it while we run from an 800MPH, aluminum-coated rapping scorpion with delusions of grandeur and extremely small arms.
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>>706090483
Re-fucking-roll
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>>706089095
Poor scorpion, trapped in a box of shit.
If get, break the disk and free scorpion
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>>706089095
microwave on high for 2:30
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>>706090624
Rerollen
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Put the scorpion on your dick
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>>706090221
If get, do this fag
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>>706090689
FUCK.
Again roll
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>>706090221
Dis
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>>706090636
reroll
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>>706090731
Reroll
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>>706090221
Might work, or bomb squad gets ca....
ROLLING
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>>706090717
Roll
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>>706090221
Rooolllll
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Cum on it
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Let it sting you again
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>>706090607
Re-motherfucking-roll
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>>706089095

Put scorpion on dick, put cd in player, jam out while stinging occurs
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>>706089095
Try to grab the disc only using your dick
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>>706090983
Re-motherfuckingsonofabitch-roll
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>>706090221
Do dis
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>>706091023
Reroll
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>>706089095
let scorpion sting your dick, then let it go (if you live in Arizona), or keep it and love it forever.
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Let it sting you in your mouth
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>>706090221
I don't think it would work, but roll
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>>706091200
Re rolling for this
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>>706090954
Re roll
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Microwave
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>>706090221
This, but record it
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Let it sting you in the dick. Post pix
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>>706089095
>get Vaseline or other thick flammable
>put scorpion in class
>rub Vaseline on scorpion
>burn it
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>>706091023
Kek, rolling
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>>706091351
This
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Save Sonic '06 by squashing scorpion with dicktip
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Space scorpion
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>>706091023
Reeeeroll!
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>>706091023
Rolling for this shit
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>>706089095
Try to stuff scorpion in pee hole
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>>706090221
This but in a McDonald's
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>>706091502
roll for Space Program!
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>>706091502
Israeli space program!
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>>706091351
Fuckin roll. Do
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>>706091502
Kek, roll
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>>706091351
Roll
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Name scorpion and peanut butter banana sandwich. Shits off the hook.. trust.
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>>706091351
Reroll
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I command you to eat the scorpion and break the Sonic 06 disc in half and make finger blades out of them. You have to post the video.
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>>706091351
Rolling for this, shit's gon be gud
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>>706091588
Lawd jeezus, rolling for this
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Kill yourself w/video
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>>706089095
Cook it and eat it
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>>706091588
Re roll
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>>706089095
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>>706091588
Rolling deeeeep
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1 - Paint the scorpion in blue color
2 - write down GOTTA GO FAST
3 - stick the paper on him
4 - glue him on SONIC 06
5 - roll it
6 - PROFIT
7 - ???
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>>706092091
Me too
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>>706091023
Wooooolllah this!
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>>706091970
So close, so reroll
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>>706091502
Roll
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>>706091588
Kek, roll
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Stuff up nose
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Poop in the box.
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Cum on it
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Eat it
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>>706092185
Rollin till this wins
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>>706092091
>>706092186
autism
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>>706091351
rolling for this to happen
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>>706092714
Reroll
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>>706092775
Reroll
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Put in in ur dickhole
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Shove it in an electrical socket with a butter knife.
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>>706092882
Rerolling
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>>706092882
Retolk
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>>706092882
Reroll
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>>706092882
Reroll
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>>706092861
Rereroll
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>>706092904
This but record it
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>>706091351
God I hope this wins. Make sure to play the game afterwards!
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>>706089095
Let it sting you again
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>>706091351
Rolling for this because I need a video of a flaming scorpion next to a sonic game for a school project.
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>>706093000
Checked. And roll
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>>706093019
Rerereroll
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>>706093000
Nice trips
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Try to trade it in at gamestop
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>>706092882
Reroll and with pics
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>>706091351
This, but you try to play the still flaming game
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>>706089095
Let it sting your balls
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>>706093108
Rererereroll
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>>706093168
one off
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>>706093245
Reroll
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>>706089095

Looks like a harmless damned dune scorpion to me, you piece of shit drama queen.
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>>706093300
Dub dubs
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>>706093245
Reeeerollll
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>>706093300
Rdy?
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>>706091351
JUST DO THIS ALREADY OP
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>>706093300
Rerererereroll
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touch it with your wiener
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>>706092882
Rerolling and pics
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>>706093245
Kek, roll
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>>706091351
must be done
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Always will roll for cum on it. Then eat it
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>>706093143
>bump! this
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>>706089095
place on dick
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>>706092882
Plz this I need for school project on putting scorpions in dickholes with pics
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>>706091351
I've had a shit day. Do it for me one time
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I found a yak skull with one on it and I didn't know they were venomous. I could have gotten hurt
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>>706093631
Roll
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>>706093528
Rererererereroll
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>>706093707
Reroll
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>>706093287
Roll
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>>706093679
reroll 1/2
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>>706091351 if op knows whats up this will happen
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>>706093707
Roll
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>>706090221
these
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>>706093725
>For this guy
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Stick your tiny dick in its pooper.
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>>706093631
Rollerinite
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put the scorpion in your asshole
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in asshole
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>>706091351
Let's go
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>>706093983
>>706093969
re
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>>706089095
sent scorpion bro into space, make him an astronaut
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Let it sting you on the dick
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>>706093969
>Winrar
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>>706093969
Winrar!
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>>706093792
Rerereerrrrrreerrerrerrreeeeeroll
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>>706093969
Winrar!
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Kill it with your dick
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>>706093969

OP MUST DELIVER
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Let it crawl in your ass through a hollow tube.
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>>706093969
Enjoy, OP
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cut its stinger off and eat it
live
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>>706093969
Rip OP
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>>706094224
re-roll
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>>706093969
winrar winrar, chicken dinrar!
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>>706093969
WINRAR
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>>706093969
sucks for you op
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>>706093969
WINRAR
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>>706090961
Roll
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>>706093969
oh boy.
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>>706093969

>OP deliver, you dirty bitch
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>>706092793
stfu
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>>706093969
Question is, face first or other way around?
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>>706094353
OH YEAH, ANOTHER /B/TARD PUTS A BUG UP HIS ASSHOLE EPISODE
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>>706093969
oh shit

now fuckin' deliver
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DELIVER OP
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>>706093969
op's not gonna deliver.........
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do it or ur a nigger
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Thats you OP.
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>keeps posting to give op time to not 404
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Op pls
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Jesus
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I read Dinos
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RIP the game
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>>706092185
This
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fargot
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>>706096593
^
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>>706089796
This
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op is dead or a fag
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KEK
YESSS
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>>706089403
terollan
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Fag
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>>706093969
fuck yeah
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roll for let it sting your cack...side note never been stung by one what does it feel like, similar to a wasp or bee sting?
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bump
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>>706097437
>op is dead

Op died from getting stung in his rectum.
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>>706093969
do it fucker, provide time stamp proof!!!!!
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I'd recommend lubing the spider up
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Just crush it while in the container. It's tail & claws can't do shot in such an enclosure
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OP is gone boys... Pack it up
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Pls op
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>>706089095
Microwave both and post results.
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>>706091588
You can just stretch it open and he will walk in.
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>>706093969
Since op is probably not going to do that, I vote he cooks it in a skillet with butter and garlic and eats it.
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>>706099379
Shit I wanted 69 not 79. Oh well op is fag
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Op here
Fuck you cucks. I'm not gonna shove it in my ass. Guess I'll just set it on fire
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>>706100180
Massive fucking faggot burn yourself instead
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>>706090717
Yes please
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>>706100180
Fuck off then faggot
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