Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
#OmegaTime
New thread~
>>706083144
heya raymoo
>>706083199
Something like what?
>>706083030
Also dreamt I shot someone on the back of the head for punching me, and another one where I was pretty much held hostage by a guy who sucked at driving and keeping his chill.
>>706083479
Hi there~
>>706083634
how goes
>>706083144
No link in the old thread?
Just saying hi before i go. Have a good thread!
>>706083626
Aahaha... Jeez. That does sound like a tough night. Sorry to hear it.
Where's the payout window? I need to cash in my chips from last thread.
>>706083626
Hmm, something like someone I care about doing something awful to me. Or dying. Or being late for work, only to wake up and be late for work.
>>706083282
-Sweet Roll
>>706083805
Well enough!
>>706083821
I usually leave that up to someone else, if they feel like it. My priority is making sure this one gets off the ground.
Something
>>706083858
See you later Box~
>>706084076
Hello.
>>706084137
Something?
Nothing.
>>706083877
Duuuuubs, get your duuuubs, dubs heeeeere.
>>706083877
Why? They're just dreams afterall, silly.
>>706083975
Those are interesting, and, I chuckled at the last one, good job.
>>706083858
See you around.
>>706084218
>
>>706083144
Help me find reason to live.
>>706084094
nice,
also how fucking are annoying are these stupid street sign captchas, you even have to select the pole ?
>>706084196
Something or something
>>706084218
>>706083877
Ok, I'll take those dubs
>>706084196
Hello Kotori
-Sweet Roll
hi,im cmd64
>>706084321
Dreams can be unpleasant and rob you of energy!
>>706083975
I'll take your word for it. What should we focus this reading on, then?
>>706084384
If odds, I'm a nerd.
If even, you're a nerd.
If dubs, you're the stinkiest, lewdest, nerdiest dork to ever exist.
If trips, I'm a faggot.
>>706084345
Only you can do that, anon. Others can only encourage you and try to be there if you need them. One's journey is one's own and no one else's.
>>706084367
Yeaaaah...
>>706082744 this me can I get my tarot reading pls?
>>706084540
Nerd here
Why so serious?
May I have a fortune?
>>706084321
I think they are pretty standard as far as bad dreams go. The last one happened like a week ago; thankfully my boss is pretty forgiving.
>>706084448
>>706082755
>>706083199
These were both me, I wouldn't lie to you darling.
>I have a specific thing in mind but I don't really want to share it so I suppose I would opt for a general reading.
Hopefully that is okay.
>>706084418
How's it going?
>>706084321
>>706083626
Sounds like a crazy dream...I have those sometimes. I prefer it when they're not stressful like that though.
>>706084367
The ones with one big picture are usually annoying like that, yeah.
"Select the airplane."
>The airplane takes up the entire picture except one square.
>>706084345
Only you can do that, Anonymous. Everyone has something different that gets their heart ticking. If you don't know what it is yet, you haven't tried enough new things!
I'll stick around for one more reading if someone has a question or problem and they seek the advice of tarot. After that I need to get to bed.
My price is one hand. To keep things interesting (for me) I'm doing 3-card readings for men, 10-card readings for women. You don't need to bother posting your gender: I should be able to tell from your hand.
Be as specific or as vague with your question as you want. It does not change the meanings of the cards, only how I interpret them. I will post the card meanings first and my interpretation second to keep the two separate (in case you disagree with my interpretation or my lack of a critical detail caused me to interpret it incorrectly)
No questions are too big or too small. Ask about the meaning of life or if you have any bandaids left. Don't worry if you've already asked a question. Life is full of questions, there's nothing wrong with seeking more than one answer.
>>706084664
If you wish to get a reading from me, the cost is one hand. Also, what's "GETL"?
>>706084716
Rolling for shinji here
>>706084567
yeeeeah.. to you to P:
>>706084822
mmhm, i dunno if i like the picture or the typing captcha better..
>>706084345
You can keep memeing here and just complain about life in general, maybe grow bitter and make your memes more and more ironical and low key full of self hatred.
That or just find something to keep your mind busy enough to not think about things that depress you.
>>706084435
I barely sleep, atleast now I'm getting some rest, and I don't really pay them much attention honestly, but thanks I guess, what about you, any funny dream?
>>706084734
I mean, I don't dream so this isn't very stressful for me.
>>706084816
Dat Reimu violation
im just worried about corruption in this world. will hillary get what she deserves?
>>706084827
fuck off cunt
>>706084971
I'm.. not shinji..
>>706085231
Hi You know? Or was it Tsun? I need to get a hold of myself.
>>706085164
>>706084714
See, I gave you dubs, I'm super nice to you ;~;
>>706085137
Fufufu, is anon enjoying the lewd spell Manhattan cast on me?
>>706085159
I haven't been able to remember them very often for a while now.
>>706085231
Shinji is much better than Kirito!
>>706085231
Looks pretty Shinji to me
>>706084827
My bad I meant to type GET. My question is what should I do with my life,what direction will it go in?
>>706084734
Things have been okay, I've been getting tired often recently, and never when I want to
/'– –\ ...
I also started playing Dead Space again, after realising how fun it was
I recently had an idea for a game, a military vehicle dating sim
How about you?
-Sweet Roll
>>706085396
iIt's You Know.
You getting sleepy or something?
>>706085409
O-Oh..
>>706085448
Cause all male protags look the same amirite?
>>706085231
GET IN THE ROBOT
>>706084720
Since you have something in mind, I'll just leave the interpretation up to you.
>Five of Wands
Competition. Erratic energy. Confusion. Inconsistent effort. Preoccupation with material acquisitions. Appearing a fool in trying to keep up with the Joneses. Overspending. Impatience and stress. Waxing and waning of purpose. Clash of ideas and principles. Sloppy effort. Rebellion and turmoil. Breakdown of communication. Hurting others by giving mixed messages. Need to reevaluate situation, organize, and start afresh.
>The Chariot
Triumph. Victory parade. Success of a multifaceted endeavour. Leadership, competence, and maturity. Conquest. An evolved personality. Courage. Being centered and secure. Moral, ethical progress and conduct. A high-minded, honourable approach to life. Balance, integration. Harmony of opposite tensions. Equilibrium. Reconciling opposing forces or views. Uniting right and left brain functions. Control over inner conflicts. Harnessing wild energies. Life unfolding at an accelerated pace, yet maintaining direction. Finding one¹s stride. Enjoying the thrill and ride of life. Engaging an ambition or dream. Achievement. High energy. Promotion, honours, and reward. Overcoming opposition. May indicate a rescue, as in the arrival of the cavalry.
>Six of Swords
Movement. Improvement of any situation. Safe passage. More than sympathy, but help from others. Moving away from an unhealthy situation. Lessening stress, yet destination unknown. Travel over water. A new chapter. Sometimes interpreted as a declaration of love. Direction. A powerful card in aligning heart and mind. Focus and follow-through, yet unpredictable result.
>>706085409
Y-yes.
>>706085409
Yep, sittin on a pile of dubs and trasur
>>706085553
And they all sit in the back window seat! WOO!
>>706084664
>>706084664
Wowee, what luck! I drew just the right card!
>Princess of Tarot Card Explanation
Tarot cards are a deck of 78 cards originating in the 15th century, each of which is assigned its own meaning drawn from the collective experiences of humanity. These meanings can derive from events, personality archetypes, or feelings that are experienced by most people at some point or another. By drawing a certain number of cards and interpretting their meaning, the reader attempts to glimpse the future of the questioner and provide insight.
>>706085409
Reisen, I lied. Consumption of my flesh causes no rise in libido, so it was just the placebo effect.
I hope this was as eye-opening for you as it was for me, because now you cannot deny your lewdness.
>>706085611
NO!
>>706085669
>back seat
Do I look like a nigger to you?
>>706085159
>>706084822
>>706084567
>Only you can do that
Welp...
>>706084827
Shit.
I'm too late but I already took this so have it anyway.
>>706085841
Talking bout the classroom, fool.
>>706085159
I would hate not dreaming, they're usually very enjoyable for me.
>>706085530
Hmm, maybe try tea or coffee? Never played Dead Space myself but it's good that you're enjoying it.
Military vehicle dating sim? Explain. I'm doing well myself.
>>706084827
What if I just shape-shift into a female? You wouldn't be able to tell from my hands, then. I could also turn off my glow, and make my skin a human color, so you would be none the wiser.
>>706085978
I don't watch a whole lot of SoL
>>706085553
>Me
>Sleepy
>In the same sentence
Bawhahahah, that sure is a funny one!
>>706085409
You've been having too many dreams then!
>>706085846
But it's simplier than you think, try drawing, you'll suck at first like everyone ever, but maybe you'll get gud? Try watching Bob Ross or something.
>>706085983
Meh, you can get used to it, really!
>>706085983
Even when dreams aren't enjoyable I'd rather remember them than not remember them.
Another thread?
Dream talk?
This is getting good!
Hello thread, am not late am I?
This thread looks lewd as hell
>>706086201
Then you trippin
>>706085617
Interesting, but I'm pretty bakas so I'm having difficulty applying it to my situation. I appreciate it though.
>>706086201
But, he didn't say 'Me' in the sentence, he said 'You.'
...
I'll see myself out.
>>706086288
Yes, tell me about all those armpit dreams you've had. I got some pretty sweet-ass dreams, if anyone has ever wondered what a god dreams of.
>>706086288
Have you considered documenting your dreams at all?
>>706085553
Ah, I'm only joking around! I promise! I mean I do like him more but that's unimportant! H-hello!
>>706085409
Uuuufufufu. You have him to thank.
>>706085669
Be nice to me too, damn it...
>>706085688
WHAT! Aaaah, damn. Okay. I won't do so, then. I'll be totally open about it.
>>706086201
Too many..?
>>706085479
I can tell you have more to ask than you let on. I'll read the cards as they fell, but I'm afraid these cards are difficult to interpret without knowing the full extent of your question. I won't pry more than you are comfortable with.
>Past: Death
Death is one of the most misunderstood cards in all of tarot. It does not represent literal death. For that, you want the Tower. The card of Death represents CHANGE. Every end is a new beginning, and the death of one part of your life is the start of a new one. You have recently gone through some transformative phase and what your life once was it will be no longer. You are now on to phase two of life and you have no blueprint for this part yet. Upright meanings: Endings, beginnings, change, transformation, transition
>Present: The Hanged Man, inverted
The Hanged Man is an enigma of a card, and also very often misunderstood. It has nothing to do with physical hanging, but rather metaphorical hanging. You are trapped between two alternatives. It often represents a catch-22, or an upside-down perspective on a situation. For example, suppose your friend is in a bad relationship. The only way to help them is to break their heart. When we find ourselves in the position of the hanged man we are being pulled in two directions by alternate desires. Inverted, we are not just hanging: but entirely entangled in the branches of the Tree of Life. What would have been a letting go or sacrifice instead becomes indecision, delay, and postponement of the inevitable. You wait for life to make sense and find yourself just... hanging around.
>Future: Knight of Coins, inverted
The knight of all suits represents works, effort, and responsibility. He works hard and confidently towards his goals. Coins represent material gains and wealth. You can see how these two forces interact to create the Knight of Coins: efficiency, routine, conservatism, method, and dependability. Out of characters, but yours is inverted.
>>706086485
You're silly~
>>706085688
Mind if I take those dubs off your hands? I'm collecting them.
>>706086394
You look lewd, with that aggro sign on your chest.
>>706086441
You're not a god but what do you dream of?
>>706086465
Kept a dream journal for a while, haven't written anything in years now though.
>>706086288
I tend to agree. Unenjoyable dreams are pretty rare for me right now, it was worse when I was stressed in school.
I have lucid dreams every now and then so those are always fun. Or even if they aren't completely lucid, I get god mode powers and it's fun to play with.
>>706086201
I've never been the type to not remember dreams so it'd seem bizarre.
It's fun having something trigger a memory of a dream I had years ago and hadn't thought about in years...I used to keep a dream diary but only a short while and I lost the text files anyways.
>>706086394
Only a little late! I must have missed the lewd...
>>706086485
You can never have too many dreams~
>>706085858
Sorry, anon. Maybe next time. Reimu has been getting much better at tarot over the months I've monitored this thread, although she is often too busy to give a good interpretation or explanation - instead just dumping the meanings of each card. Still, she may be able to help you out.
>>706086077
That'd be acceptable. So long as I can fap to it.
>>706086607
Inverted, the Knight of Coins represents laziness, boredom, and feeling "stuck". You have no determination to produce value and so you remain idle. Looking back at the other cards, it's apparent this is because of your situation. Your life has changed DRASTICALLY from what it once was, and you feel like doing anything will have negative consequences. So instead you favor doing... nothing. No harm will befall you if you continue on this path, but no glory will find you, either.
>>706086633
Ah, that's very true.
*nods*
>>706086929
I feel the same way! Even the scary ones can sometimes be inspirational, narratively.
>>706086428
Not all of the phrases included there will apply. Much like a tarot reader, you'll have to rely on intuition and just pick the phrases that stick out to you the most, or that seem most related to your situation.
First impressions are everything.
>>705085983
Think of it as Kancolle, but across the whole military (Tanks, ships, planes, etc)
But it's a dating sim
And they are not cute humanoid representations
In this game you will be dating these war machines as they are (Of course they will be empty, able to operate themselves, and intelligent and sapient)
-Sweet Roll
>>706086201
>/b/
>picking up a creative talent
I'll just stick to my plan of withering away.
>>706086607
>Hanged Man
Seija approves
You must be a talented taroter
>>706087018
How are ya, lewd bunny girl?~
>>706086633
Dub dubs, can I have fortune now?
>>706086929
I have a long-standing agreement with myself that if I catch myself dreaming I must immediately have dream-sex with Selena Gomez. On two previous attempts I woke up shortly after realizing I was dreaming and nothing became of it
The most recent time my dreams trolled me. I was in the middle of the most amazing sex of my life and then I was suddenly awoken.... BUT STILL IN THE DREAM. But I didn't realize I was still dreaming and was SO convinced I had just woken up from a lucid dream that I lost my god mode.
>>706086949
Tell me about my hand at least.
>>706087143
Got a topic in mind?
>>706087035
\/ \/ \/
>>706085983
>>706086441
I will punch you, Man of the hattan.
>>706086485
Ye ye!
>>706086929
Any good one?
>>706087051
What about writing?
It's just transfering what you think and feel to paper.
>>706086358
Which Alice are you?
>>706087338
Hows this, will I get good loot from the raid this weekend?
>>706087210
>Picking Selena as the default option
Mah nigga
>>706086441
>>706086641
Alright, so here's the dream.
I was in a Denny's, which is strange since I've never been in one. All they were serving was ice water, tit oranges and bubblegum. There were a bunch of fairies flying around, they represented different elements or concepts. There was a fire fairy, a cruelty fairy, a gravity fairy, a time fairy, a rock fairy, a mind fairy, a death fairy, a cow fairy and some others. Sometimes the fairies would merge into Seija and Seija would ask to have my dubs. The first time I told her that she could only have them if she told me I was very precious and cute, and after that, when she kept asking, I ignored her.
A childhood friend walked up to me. Somehow I recognized him even though he was 14 when I last saw him, and 90/91 now. He was holding a tiny Adolf Hitler, and after my friend started talking about windmills, the Hitler did a dance and jumped into my ice water. Then a liquid Hitler exploded from the glass, like the Terminator in T2, and killed everyone in the bar before giving me his business card and leaving.
>>706087352
Do it, punch me right in the butt, I dare you.
>>706086949
Aaah, how nice..
>>706087143
I'm okay! Having a good day~ And being more active in this thread than anytime recently, mwahaha.
>>706087051
Chiiiiief ;~;
>>706087352
I don't get it.
>>706087501
TIT ORANGES FOR ALL!
I can't sleep...
>>706086641
It's an exclamation mark!
>>706086929
>must have missed the lewd
He says, posting a shirtless Kotori.
Ah well, I'll stop by another time. Can't take it today.
>>706087593
Good! I like me some lewd! I oughta be more active as well.. and not show up mid-thread
Is there a way to cure my anxiety?
Thank you anon. Hope all is well.
My name is Cale.
>>706087459
>Ace of Pentacles
...well, this is one of those times where the first card has the answer. Yes, yes you will.
>Temperance
>Four of Cups
Your raid group will be kind of salty about it though, so you'll have to be diplomatic to save face.
>>706086949
Well, here's my normal hand.
And by normal, this is when I was stealing time from another Multiverse to fuck with everyone there and make their skills and relationships weaker so I could mess with stuff.
>>706087380
None! I'm just an Alice lover!
>>706087610
What's the matter, Anon?
>>706087501
I wonder why you were thinking about that particular kind of oranges, yeah it's not like someone posts it in every single thread until it stays imprinted in our memory, yours is more like a memery though.
>>706087744
I'm not always so lewd! But when I am lewd, I am super lewd.
>>706087610
Ah...
>>706087646
You're an exclamation mark!
>>706087809
Aww yeah!
>Your raid gorup will be kind of salty
Even better~
>>706087753
The closest you'll get to a cure is therapy and possibly medication, I'm afraid. It's a slow path, but it's the best one.
>mfw I cannot lucid dream no matter how hard I try
>mfw I will never have my own godmode world when I sleep
>Feels incredibly terrible man
-Sweet Roll
>>706087593
not me m8, i havent even posted yet
>>706087753
>Cale has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "56".
keep something silver or silver colored on ya
>>706087278
Your three major lines (head, heart, and life) are all distinct and separated, showing you keep a strong division between the emotional, mental, and physical aspects of your life.
Your heart line is long and straight but doesn't reach across the whole palm. It's also fractured the whole way. This is a pretty bad sign. You have unrealistically high expectations of others and your emotions are unstable. You are too straight-forward in relationships and you would rather break than bend. Expect major upheavals in your life.
Your head line curves slightly away from the heart line and ALMOST touches the life line but narrowly avoids it. This rare line shows a extrovert with strong interpersonal skills. You would be very successful in PR, mass media, or social sciences.
Your life line is deep and strong. Your health looks good.
Your ate line goes from the end of your life line up past the heart line to the mount of sun. This type of line usually indicates artistic endowment, however your line is broken apart and fades away. It shows lost potential. You constantly strive for creativity but find it slipping out of your grasp.
>>706087501
tenoutaten
But how did you take his card if you were dead?
>>706087946
iruminati confirm
>>706087946
Then the lewd is a nice bonus!
>>706087916
>>706087966
>will never have my own godmode world
Sucks to suck.
>>706088045
It's assumed that everyone but me is killed when I say that, since I obviously can't be killed, even in a dream that I totally didn't make up.
>>706087872
-stare-
>>706087946
-puts my finger in your mouth-
>>706087352
Plenty of good ones, I should start writing them down again..
>>706087035
Sounds too lewd!
>>706087210
I've tried lucid dream sex, it's pretty nice but hard to stay asleep...
>>706087646
O-oh
It's cropped! See you later.
>>706087018
Yup yup~ I like being whisked away to new worlds too, it's pretty interesting, and then I wake up and things get boring again ;_;
>>706088224
Here, have this incredble cute.
>>706087946
Is it really necessary to be like that?
>>706088165
Is this fruit, meat, or dairy?
>>706087501
No, you would enjoy it, filthy degenerate.
>>706087966
It's just something that happens, man.
>>706087593
Sleep deprivation, pretty much.
>>706088386
That's not cute at all
>>706087818
You have no heart line (no emotions) and your life line has no beginning (your body should not exist but found its way into this world by accident)
Your mounts of the apollo, mercury, saturn, and jupiter all merge into one. I've never seen this, but I can make a rough guess as to its meaning. The mount of apollo represents interest and wealth. The mount of mercury represents wisdom. The mount of saturn represents integrity. The mount of jupiter represents willpower and ambition. Combined into one mount, no one of these aspects of yourself can exist without the other. Your wealth is not a feature, but a derivative of your integrity and ambition. Similarly your wisdom is not a facet of who you are, but the direct result of your interests and willpower. You are not a sum of several distinct and interesting personality traits, but one conglomerate that sustains itself.
Your fate line cuts from the mount of the moon to your head line. This indicates excessive desire and needs that will never be fulfilled.
>>706087967
Hi, may I ask how you have predicted this?
>>706088045
I wouldn't know ANYTHING about that...
>>706088089
Indeed! But apparently, I'm lewd all on my own.
>>706088224
What on the moon, no
>>706088406
L-like what...?
>>706087967
Oh good.
>>706088469
Mm, I see..
>>706088413
All three <4
>>706087966
Sleep paralysis can help you to achieve that, since it'll be easier to understand when your body is sleeping, if you really mess up a lot with your sleeping schedule you'll have it in no time.
I don't know if my life is going the right way.
I would like some input, to maybe see if I could improve anything.
>>706088320
>Uwaa! Senpai saw the inside of my hull while I was getting repaired! What a pervert!
-Sweet Roll
>jumps out of /bin/
am i late
and clover seems to have a problem with party hats right now
weird
-meowbot
>>706088413
I've explained this before.
It is whatever you want it to be. If you want the juice to be refreshing orange juice, tantalizing salty titty milk, or a mix of both, it can even change mid-meal.
The flesh works the same way, it can be the sour, sweet fruit of the orange, the perky squishiness of a tit, or both.
Either way, it all tastes like dreams, lewd, love, and freedom.
>>706088469
Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't. Either way, if you try to punch me in the face like you said, I can just shapeshift at the last second and put my balls on my face or something.
>>706088624
Yes it is, please leave, you're making me cry.
>>706088656
That first line is frighteningly accurate.
>>706088686
I can't wait to experience my first black moon~ And it's during my birth month too!
>>706088955
You have feelings too??
>>706088224
???
Hey everyone. I'm back.
>i want to die
~MikanBox
>>706088859
Well without seeds it can't be fruit
Do breasts have seeds?
>>706088955
I bet the juice tastes like armpit sweat
>>706088947
Reisen is being lewd. I think I'll whistle for her and sic her on you, film the adorable violence that ensues, and post it online.
>>706089063
I think you meant to say 'no feelings.'?
Well, it's complicated. I have them now, I guess, but, adding to the confusion, I think another 'me' might now.
>>706089133
Welcome back, Box.
>>706088686
Lewd like in the picture you just posted, i thought it was supposed to happen only on special occasions!
>>706089133
hi
-meowbot
>>706088955
>Punch me in the face
But, Man of the hattan, I never mentioned your face, silly fool.
>>706089133
>I want to die
Welcome to the club!
>>706088413
see >>706088955
>>706088664
just a fortune cookie, sometimes its spot on other times its not. just gonna have to wait and see
>>706089179
if you want it to it will
>>706089133
Welcome back~
>>706089179
Why don't you run a very scientific test for that?
Get a normal orange for a control test, eat that. Then put Reisen on a treadmill with a carrot cake or some bullshit, and go on with your little armpit fantasy from there...
>>706089288
Oh yeah, I'll just turn my entire body into a dick, so no matter what, you're punching me in the dick.
>>706089087
You shouldn't post with that avatar..
>>706089180
You've been hanging about stupid humans for too long
>>706089063
what.
>>706089087
Don't ask.
>>706089179
This one does.
>>706089180
I will never be lewd at that... that... MEOWTH. Hmph.
>>706089215
Well, normally... But tonight is special!
>>706089339
Thanks Chief
-Cale
>>706089133
Do you really want to die? What happened Box?
>>706089546
It's not important -hugs tight and doesn't let go-
>>706089133
>>i want to die
don't
>>706089339
You know it doesn't matter what they taste like. They'll make great pranks.
>>706089624
I need to brush up on my gardening and plant me some tit trees then.
>>706089133
If you die can I have your stuff?
Why are there lewd rabbits now?
>>706089624
see >>706089738
>>706087964
I've been to therapy before but for a different reason.
Perhaps it is time to get to the bottom of this.
>>706089914
because we have
it's the normal world
-meowbot
>>706089914
because why not
>>706088686
Heheh.. don't mind me, I'm just a pervert~
>>706089624
What makes this night so special? I probably missed the motivation since i also missed the first thread.
>>706089546
But I created human life after I entered this Universe, and I think I did at least a decent job.
>>706089624
Meowth is the best Pokemon, though. I don't think Seija the Kitty likes being called a cat.
>>706089855
You still need to test it with science, so you need someone's armpit sweat. It can't be your own, because it's too tainted with cat saliva (why do you keep licking your armpits), rudeness and memes.
>>706089855
Don't we all?
>>706089920
I ask again, what
>>706090079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QQQBLyo8ug
.
>>706090150
My exact point of view
>>706090128
woo
-meowthbot
>>706090087
I was cursed by the hattan man! I swearz.
>>706090128
Uuh no, that's Braixen. Followed by Totodile. Followed by Mewtwo.
>>706090211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwjwx3bZkK8
>>706089185
How's it going?
>>706089221
Hey there.
>>706089288
Thanks Nep.
>>706089431
Thanks.
>>706089855
If i get dubs at any point, you can have 'em. Thats about all i can do.
>>706089717
refer to this post
>i'm starting to lose my grip on my emotions. >Like i'm starting to not show emotion anymore. (apparently)
is this bad?
>>706088870
I have tried many times using W.I.L.D, I laid down like a corpse, breathing long, deep breaths constantly chanting "I'm dreaming" in my mind to the beat of my breathing (inhale, I'm dreaming), for HOURS, to no avail. I sometimes have llittle twitching movements during this, I also need to clear my throat a lot, and my hair gets fucking itchy as hell, I am also NEVER tired when I want to (Middle of the day and need to stay up? Lay down, close eyes, and BAM! KO).
I've only had lucid dreams a couple of times, for only a few seconds, and very hazy
-Sweet Roll
>>706090362
>cursed
(oh shit I am summoning him)
Wrong. I simply made you realize your lewdness.
>Uuh no, that's Braixen. Followed by Totodile. Followed by Mewtwo.
(Don't care about Brexit, Total Dildo, or that psychic Frieza-lookin' bastard.)
Wrong. They have no personality. Meowth does.
>>706090128
You didn't, some are faulty, and even the ones considered ok are so far from being perfect, you failed us creator.
>>706090396
It's been going fine. You say you're losing your emotions. This is pretty bad, indeed. I have gone through this as well, so you're not alone there. When did you find out you started to exhibit less emotion?
~Swiss
When will We finally burn all the heretics?
>>706090724
I WAS GOING TO TAKE THE NIGHT OFF BUT BEING THE FOOL YOU ARE I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! THIS THREAD IS CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSED
>>706083144
OP I'm going to fap to you
>>706090759
I can't make you whiny little stinkers absolutely perfect, you know. It was either give free will and let some people be shitty sometimes, or completely control everyone and allow no freedom.
>>706091100
never
>throws a brick
-meowbot
>>706091130
I asked for it this time.
>>706091204
When I say I'm God, that isn't quite right. I created life, but I didn't flood it, force people to worship me, or send people to eternal torment, like that Yahweh asshole.
>>706090128
What am I then? I know I'm not human.
>>706090150
A black moon! It's two new moons in one month
>>706091142
Have fun!
>>706090413
at least you had some sort of dream that may have been good. the only kind of dream i have been having is, i "wake up" to some scary lookin thing and we just stare at eachother, like we are intimidated by eachother.
>>706090994
a couple of days ago, i started to just, stop caring about other people. as well as myself.
>>706091100
soon brother
>>706091130
Oh shit
>>706091100
I like this anon. United against heresy.
I am enjoying lurking on this thread.
I'd love to learn more about fortune telling and maybe contribute to a few of these threads in the future.
Where is the best place to learn?
>>706091262
The level of interaction I had was less than a parent. I didn't raise humanity. I technically didn't even create it. I just nudged some single-celled organisms into maybe evolving and left it at that. I did nothing bad, and nothing good.
I'm only interacting now, since humanity has evolved, and I can now see what is in the box. I like what I see, and I think a brighter future is ahead.
>>706091244
So you are implying that on no occasion will the universe be rid of heresy? I think you misused the word "never".
>>706091572
Still cale btw. Forgot to sign off. Will get an avatar soon.
-Cale
>>706090724
Incorrect! Totodile is excitable, Braixen is as cool as it gets and is witchy and Mewtwo is badass! All better than that loser.
>>706090724
>>706091130
Damn it, Manhattan.
>>706091264
k-kay.
>>706091572
I wish I knew!
>>706090396
So, now you can't feel positive emotions anymore in circumstances that pleased you before? Is that it?
>>706090413
Then you should definitely try sleep paralysis, you just have to overcome the scary parts of it, that btw happen because you're basically dreaming, but your mind is aware, that's why iy's extremely helpful, you can recognize easily when you're sleeping and try to lucid dream from that point, i always put my lower lip between my teeth when i'm about to sleep, because you can do very small movements during sleep paralysis, so biting the lips by pressing them against the upper teeth it's an excellent way to wake up.
>>706090380
Stop cursing Reisen!
>>706083144
My wish is simple: I want dubs.
>>706091572
I learned by buying a tarot deck and reading the little booklet that comes with them. Plus some research on Google, some advice from other tarot readers I know, and practice!
I think it's best to just throw yourself into it and see what works!
>>706091268
what, you mean it?
Just here to claim the last image.
>>706091264
I was born a human, but after the accident, nobody can really say what I am. I don't know what you are, because I did not create you directly. I just gave life that initial push.
Goodnight.
>>706091720
Mewtwo is a fuckboy
>>706091822
Fuckin Dan
>>706091599
speaking of which, can you purge me? i might not be a heretic, but i feel i need it.
>>706091737
something like that
~MikanBox
>>706091822
DAN SAVES THE DAY
-meowbot
>>706091860
Oh, and Happy Birthday, 4chan.
>>706091949
*That should be called anhedonia, so yes, it's bad.
>>706092221
well, i'm somewhat okay with that.
~MikanBox
>>706091737
Oh I know about sleep paralysis and how you will scared senseless if your eyes open, I have been using W.I.L.D to achieve that, but I never actually succeeded
Also Reimu is wearing a birthday hat
-Sweet Roll
>>706092589
*It's not scary at all, it's just extremely annoying, i used to be scared the first times though, but now it just became a bother, which is why i have to do the procedure with the teeth and stuff, it's the only way i found to wake up easily, otherwise you just have to wait :/
Hey, can I get a fortune on love life?
talo
