I just ate a smurf
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I just ate a smurf
>>706081913
snowball?
tits or gtfo
>>706081913
fuck off cunt
>>706081913
Come eat my sweaty asshole, you faggot.
>>706082149
Nope, sorry
Hehe... lucky smurf
>>706082615
You are funny
>>706082908
Thank you, appreciate it.
>>706081913
kelsey?
I'd eat it.
>>706083509
>>706081913
Laurie?
>>706083509
Oh no, sorry
John Boy?
>>706083599
What? The smurf or me?
>>706081913
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>706084364
Tits?
>>706084364
I'm into it, but you do need to timestamp.
>>706084364
Tits with time stamp or fuck off slut you know the rules
You ;)
>>706084364
bare tits, no clothing allowed
Timestamps and tits.
>>706081913
kill yourself
>>706084364
skype?
>>706081913
naked back?
>>706083754
Angela?
>>706084364
Chlloe?
There you go
I think your tongue sliding against something repeatedly will get that off...
>>706085586
how about both?
>>706085586
Litterally worthless without time stamp
>>706085582
Nope, name is Hannah, now stop asking
>>706081913
Your arms are hairy as fuck
You're hot anon
>>706081913
>>706084364
>>706085586
I don't even care about timestamp.
She's cute af, post more.
>>706085586
Take a pic of you squeezing a sharpie/pen/whatever between those tits?
>>706085586
Let's see that belly. You got a happy trail?
>>706085772
Hannah, I am liking this thread.
>>706081913
Shave your fucking arms m8
>>706086065
Yes! Belly, back.
i would do more than eat you. post kik op
>>706085856
Tits on display and your focused on her arms
Do you know how we know your a fag?
>>706081913
cool
Sorry.. couldn't hear over the sound of me unzipping...
>>706085856
Not that much
Lets see That booty
>>706086006
Tits are too small :(
>>706086271
first day on the chan?
>>706086364
Fuckin -gag-
>>706085984
Thank you anon :)
Right, you've gotta provide us with a timestamp, sweetheart.
I want more
>>706086364
Don't worry about these little bitch boys who can't handle a little body hair.
Make my dick blue
>>706086622
Dubs
This guys for real
>>706086509
Try anyways
>>706086509
>Tits are too small
Just put a fucking pen or something between them.
>>706086512
nope second
>>706086614
yw ;)
Don't stop.
you just blowjobed a smurk
>>706081913
feet or gtfo
Hell yeahh
Yess.. please don't stop...
>>706086687
She needs to shave. Stop thirsting over some anon you'll never meet you beta
>>706086509
You don't have to wrap them all the way around, just squeeze something between. The effort counts.
>>706084364
something perfect about the lips
>>706081913
I just took a fat shit. Now eat that.
For you people
>>706086364
Post pussy
>>706087049
Only pussies can't handle a little hair
show feet
>>706081913
More tits.
>>706087049
She don't need to do shit but show me that stomach. And your little faggot ass gonna fuck around and call the wrong person "beta" one of these days.
>>706087165
pic of pussy?
>>706081913
You have been eating too many you fat fuck.
>>706087165
Can we see ur cute booty? Maybe with timestamp
>>706087165
Cheesus Christ, write the time and date on your tit.
>>706087165
What a cutie
>>706087165
good job
Let me fuck that mouth cutie
>>706087165
Rebecca
>>706087261
im gonna make this simple:
OP is not the person in the picture
OH MY GOD A GIRL AND BOOBS OMG
All of you are retarded
>>706087165
You have a nice pair of tits
>>706087175
>a little
>>706087235
Today is not the day
>>706087165
I would spill my seed right there.
>>706087165
OP a faggot. Post puss or gtfo nigger.
>>706086364
Where you gonna put those chubby fingers, baby?
Mmm nice... i want to see that hot little mouth again...
>>706087235
You're a beta.
>>706081913
Blew a smurf
>>706087165
is your cunt hairy?
>>706087175
kek, i see what you did there, even tho you didn't
Hoping for some natural hair on that cunt
I really like hairy pussy is ur pussy hairy smurf girl?
>>706087165
would come all over
Let me see that cute little pussy
>>706087165
fucking love it, u look like my ex
>>706087444
Trips over here knows what he's talking about.
Seriously, you need to start wearing longer tops if you aren't going to shave.
>>706087525
Why did you type this message? Adding "mmm" doesn't provide anything to this message, and the "..." at the end of multiple words does nothing either. You seem to be trying to emulate someone that you have heard, yet fail to understand that typing it out looks tremendously stupid.
Also, you're not going to see her "hot little mouth" again, so why request it? Do you think she will read your message and care?
The best i can
>>706087165
who you calling 'you people'?
>>706087165
Post reaction videos of people seeing your tits for the first time
>>706087960
Oh damn
>>706087873
Jimmies overrustled
>>706087832
who the fuck shaves their arms? it would be disgusting being with a girl with absolutely no hair on their arms
>>706087960
Nice tits 7/10
>>706087798
Oh ty :)
>>706087960
For christ sake, write the god damn time and date on your tits
>>706088102
swimmers
Post pussy?!
>>706088169
>being this autistic
>>706087873
Fuck off back to tumblr you massive fucking faggot.
>>706087960
sharpie in pooper
>>706087415
Yes i am
>>706087984
>>706088316
No it's me
>>706088102
The hes a chick even though he has a dick starter pack.
>>706088298
>Getting this mad over someone calling you out on your autism
Wew.
>>706087960
post your fucking mangy cunt you fucking whore
>>706081913
*blew
>>706088452
Wasn't even me you roody poo candy ass
Oh, my apologies, i didn't realize my English teacher was in the same thread that i was stroking my cock in.
>>706088470
if the arms are hairy, then maybe so are the armpits and her cunt. do you really want to see hairy cunts?
>>706087960
Lets see some ass and pussy
>>706081913
I'll just leave this here...
>>706087960
Can you stick that in your mouth?
Don't need to show your whole face if you don't want, just lower portion?
>>706088452
God you're both fucking retarded. I remember why I hate this board now
>>706088605
Then the fact that you got angry is even more retarded.
>>706088298
you seem to be bothered by something
>>706088674
yes
>>706088757
show cunt
>>706088757
pinch your nipple and bite your lip
>>706088740
need to add a forth X fot the Photoshop ones.
>>706088757
kek good job OP
>>706088757
Pussie and or ass with timestamp or op is man
>>706088757
Good girl
>>706088757
ayy op is cool
>>706088757
1. We're all gonna need vagina
2. plus ass and full face
>>706087960
Stop Being A fem-fag. Post pussy with time stamp you fucking whore.
>>706088757
wp gj
>>706088757
Wtf? There isn't 30 months in a year bozo.
>>706088999
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN POST CUNT NOW YOU BITCH
>>706081913
Fat with small tits, shame
>>706081913
tits or gtfo
>>706088999
Trips never lie
>>706088757
SHARPIE IN POOPER
>>706088864
I give a thumbs up then, let us see that hairy cunt of hers
>>706089060
stupid nigger doesnt know it was the 30th of september, the 9th month...
>>706089192
Jesus how stupid are you?
>>706088780
Your post was so fucking retarded that I felt it necessary for you to be notified. In case you were unaware. With my assumption it was unintentional for you to look like a total douchebag.
>>706089060
Stupid amerifag
>>706088999
Trips is rigth
Hi
>>706089281
Are you an aspie? You seem like you're retarded, so I just have to ask
>>706089192
Hahahaha
>>706089192
Except that time is US mountain time.
The date is written like a non-American would.
Something ain't adding up.
>>706089418
You're super cute! Love those lips!
>>706089418
Maureen Ponderosa
>>706089418
Show us your pussy, just spread them legs open ;)
>>706089060
DD-MM-YY
fucking fag, go back to school
>>706089418
Whelp op isn't real
>>706089418
Baby doll, let me see that mound through your panties.
>>706089418
You're pretty cute
>>706089418
why no pussy shots?
>>706089418
Pic of face tits and timestamp op I just post ur pussy with timestamp
>>706089281
Hey, even though I came off as douchebag, I'm still speaking the truth.
>>706089418
you should be gangbanged hard
>>706089418
Stop posting your face that no one cares about and post you fucking cunt you stupid bitch, with a time stamp preferably
>>706089722
>>706089744
DOUBLE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>>706089528
>>706089575
MM/DD/YYYY is much better in my opinion.
>>706089418
Mountain time mountain fine. I dig it. Represent the WYO
no top
Getting close!
>>706089791
I can live with that
>>706089687 porque no, btw i speak spanish too
Listen whore, you're completely useless if you don't post your disgusting slimey hairy cunt
>>706089885
I prefer DY/MY/YDMY
>>706089418
you're a qt 3.14
>>706089963
You suddenly became more interesting, where are you from? just tell me you're not from mexico
>>706089543
Canadia
>>706089722
>>706089744
>>706088999
Double dubs and trips have spoken. Do the work you fucking whore! Lets see that god awful cunt ffs.
>>706089418
hot as fuck, would kill for a girl like you.
>>706089418
Nobody is even gonna question the age
>>706090025
Are you mudslime, you backwards ass, little boy loving pedo faggot. You RUINED MY DAY WITH YOUR CANCER
So is /b/ strictly 14 year olds?
>>706090025
Top zozzle my friend, well memed! XD
>>706090186
Welcome to 4chan. You must be new here friend. Lurk some more and you'll learn the ways here soon :)
>>706090023
>>706089552
Lips for you
>>706089885
why, ever. I mean, we read from left to right, so it would be more efficient if you got to read first the day it is, as it changes every day, and not the month which you already know.
>>706090308
I aint no newfag, its just theres USUALLY at least one person who asks about age
> Tfw it was me this time
> time to kms
>>706090340
now the other lips
>>706090340
I really fuckin wanna slap you.
>>706090340
Wow! Such beautiful lips but I would much prefer to see those lips down below.
>>706081913
you have kik or skype?
>>706089418
Goddamn. Take a shit in my mouth please.
>>706090078
Not from Mexico
>>706090340
Fuck i just wanna pound you...take off that top
>>706090340
Toppest of kek either op is actually autistic or this is just some fat fucking neckbeard baiting the shit out of us. Fuck off op lets see ur hairy cunt with that timestamp
>>706090340
>>706090340
What luscious hair and great breast. I would love to see that beautiful ass and pussy, my princess.
>>706090340
Fuck, bite your bottom lip, I'm getting close
>>706090186
20 years old
>>706090340
Mmm those are perfect
>>70609034
Wow! Thank you my darling! Kisses for you! <3
Show us your pussy
>>706090448
You, you became a newfag. ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM
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>>706090340
do you swallow? also show ass
>>706090538
where are you from then?
>>706090371
I just feel like saying "September 30th, 2016" rolls off the tongue better than "The 30th of September, 2016". And I starting with something which you already know feels, in a sense, better.
Also I could use the logic that there are less months than days, and less days than years, but eh.
>>706090599
I don't have kik
fuck you
>>706090874
show pussy please ;^)
>>706089418
Fuck off Natalia you cunt, your parents are drug addicts and I know where you live
>>706090874
Shoe on head
>>706090874
Do a little show on skype?
>>706090340
>>706090680
Oops ^_^
>>706090874
show ass :)
>>706090340
where ya at boo
>>706090608
Don't be a faggot
SHOE ON HEAD
show us your feet
>>706084364
You
>>706091121
>>706081913
https://youtu.be/4m3_-Vji41U
>>706081913
fuck off attention whore
>>706090340
show us a pube shot
Today op was a faggot
>>706090340
*Kisses for you*
>>706091515
Agreed
>>91058724
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>>706091554
new low
>>706091515
Bump
>>706091628
kill yourself
>>706090795
But it's not so usual to write the whole thing, you generally write 30/09/16, or in your case 09/30/16 so it's the same but less efficient . And you can also follow the logic of days make months, months make years, in a progressive way, instead of going back and forth first months then going back to days and then to years
>>706091694
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>>706091866
It makes no sense to put months first, it's just what they are used to, and will defend it regardless. Don't forget they still use imperial measurements
why cant i find a picture of a smurf pussy?
>>706091529
Thank you, good night
Abandon thread
>>706088757
/B/
lol
>>706092087
Because they breed through mitosis
>>706090340
Any more pics op?
>>706092312
Thinking the same thing myself
>>706090615
>princess.
Kek
Bye
>>706092312
I'd like to see her sweet sweet ass ;)
>>706092673
pic from u ass, where is it?
Awe ):
>>706092673
Teasing bitch
>>706092673
get lost alien ho
>>706092640
He wants to marry her to the French to strengthen their alliance.
>>706092673
Bye bae! Hope to see you again soon! Hopefully in my bed when I go there! xxx
>>706092077
>>706091866
Hah, the imperial system can suck my ass, it's fucking garbage, that I agree with.
But back to writing dates, like I said, I usually say "September 30th, 2016", so obviously when writing the date, that phrase will play in my head. This causes me to write the number of the month first.
>>706092967
>Being this autistic
>>706093075
Autistics need love too <3
>>706093062
"30th September" it's not hard...
would you eat me, sexy anonette?
>>706093062
fuck dumbasses
dd-mmm-yyyy
30-SEP-2016
>>706089418
You're beautiful
>>706093270
That doesn't sound right to me. I'll say "The 30th of September, 2016". Which far too long, and adding the "2016" at the end of it makes it sound wrong to me.
>>706093510
no, she isn't
>>706093455 maybe yes, maybe no
>>706093510
She is average, or less. Please stop this madness and posting shit shes gone. When will this thread close??
>>706093509
Nah mm/dd/yyyy works for me.
>>706093510
Ty :)
>>706093731
thats how americans get confused
Ok bye, a last picture of me, oh and i'm ginger
I want to believe ur a chick i really do. Show panties at least
>>706093572
Because you're used to saying it a specific way, as I said before
>>706093999
What? You're 10x more perfect than I already thought you were! Marry me please?
>>706092673
>>706093999
so fucking cute, holy shit....
even despite the Donald Trump size hands
also, checked
>>706094242
Well, hey, each to their own then. I doubt this is worth making a huge fuss over, like "soccer" and "football".
Though I swear to God, the fucking imperial system makes no sense whatsoever.
>>706093999
you look like a grey with a big nose
nice trips though
Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass hole?
>>706093967
I have no idea how American's have managed to mess everything up so much, considering they are mostly from Europe. I think they've spent too much time on their own on the other side of the planet...
>>706094466
What's wrong with my hands?
>>706093999
nice trips
i'd rape you
>>706094485
Well, you started it with the bozo comment... Ain't us making the fuss
>>706094751
nothing ;)
>>706094751
They are not around me <3
>>706094751
They are pretty, don't ask, people here will always find something to complain about
>>706094382
Sure anon!
>>706094979
For realz?! :O
>>706094751
Picture of ass?
>>706095109
kys
>>706094580
>>706094912
I see, i wish i could! <3
>>706094912
Awww im flattered <3
>>706094858
Oh, I didn't even mean to make this get blown out proportion, apologies. I just wanted to point something out.
Op would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole?
>>706095156
kiss for you too! <3
Ass and pussy pics now!!!
Op ass pix plz
OP, does it get you wet knowing there is an army of dudes ITT with their dicks out wanting to fuck you?
If so, show us, we'll love you forever.
>>706093999
You look like this fat sack of shit
>>706095109
Hahaha;)
