W-welcome back to Cooking With Alice!
The d-dankest OC on /b/ with the surprisingly s-slender stutterer, Alice!
>>706077608
Hey Alice
>>706077608
Kill yourself, cunt.
YES FINALLY!
What are you cooking today Alice?
not this again
>>706077608
>9/31
Yay!
hey alice, I want to make mussels for my parents because they are on sale. do you have any good recipes?
>31
ALREADY FUCKED UP
>>706077741
>>706077723
Kill yourself, cunt
>>706077608
Definitely a man...
>>706077608
Do you have a cunny or a girly cock?
>>706077608
Hey Alice, can you cook us up a nice plate of boypussy with a side of cum?
F-first, tea! Todays t-tea was pretty good, I h-hope you enjoy it!
>>706078080
Are you a trap?
>>706077608
Hi Alice. What's on the menu today?
>>706078080
Thank you Alice
heya cutie, whats cookin!
I'm in love with alice !
September doesn't even have 31 days in it.
Disgusting degenerate
SIGN THIS PETITION OR 4CHAN WILL BE GONE FOREVER
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/abolish-icann-and-congress-contract
What's this
>>706078080
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
>>706078080
Cool
L-let me pour it for you....
Alice is the best. I wish I cook... or make tea... What do I do again!?
- Cirno
Blarg! I'm here, gotta leave in 20 though. :/
>>706078080
What's on the fridge?
>>706077608
>>706078080
>>706078399
Alice! You get a new pan yet?
>>706078399
pouring master! how many teas do you have miss alice o:
>>706078451
Thats rough
HERE WE GO
GOOD TO GO
>>706078335
C-cooking with Alice!
>>706078399
domo
Gas The Kikes Race War Now
>>706078399
thank you alice
>>706078399
NIGGA FUCK YO TEA
>>706078490
Of c-course not! There is n-nothing wrong with my pan!
Nigger
>>706078549
Is this one of those 2hu things?
>>706077608
I actually enjoy this awful shit. Thanks you fucking weirdo.
>>706078638
S-sorry, I'm female <4
>>706078647
It's s-something!
Unless you feel like it's a fun gimmick to keep holding the piece of paper, you could make a hat that would hold onto it.
Let me image dump this thread for you.
I love me some guys pretending to be girls on this shit board.
1/?
>>706077608
Shouldn't this be on /ck/?
>>706078695
M-my pleasure! Now l-let's get roiiiiiight into t-the meal!
We will b-be making beef stew, using a crock pot! This s-sort of meal takes a long time to cook, b-but is very easy to set up before work!
Then you'll come home to a delicious smelling house, and a warm meal!
You were always welcome to come to our tea parties, Jerome!
>>706078846
3/16
:^)))
>>706078711
I wanna know about the paper on the fridge! Cook that!
>>706078784
P-please don't do that.
>>706078711
Alice, you said earlier that Reimu is actually Alice0, when Reimu themselves claimed to be Alice1. Is there any key difference between Alice0 and Alice1? Am I missing something here?
>>706077711
faggot
>>706077727
faggot
>>706077774
faggot
>>706077836
faggot
>>706078204
faggot
>>706078208
faggot
>>706078695
faggot
FAGGOTS
im balding what do i do?
>>706078879
Nice wig faggot.
>>706078995
5/16
what anime
>>706078879
i've never had a slow cooked stew .. stew at all really, is it good? I think my mums has a spare slow cooker at her place might acquire it..
>>706079023
Who's Reimu?
>>706078533
I know! It's an easy work night, but I'd rather this thread be the hardest thing to deal with.
this thread is proof girls can make you cringe hard too
Y-you will need the following ingredients for a delicious beef stew! F-feel free to add any other roots, vegetables, or other spices if y-you like them!
>>706079118
It's v-very good!
>>706079127
This is Raymoo >>706072219
>>706079178
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* L-love you too, Anonymous!
>>706079210
9/16
>>706079178
Girls always make me cringe. Slow, unintelligent, weak creatures :^))))
>>706079255
Oh.
So who's that?
>>706079035
faggot
>>706078784
>>706078846
>>706078940
>>706078995
>>706079075
>>706079125
>>706079173
>>706079210
>>706079349
>https://exhentai.org/g/736636/efac343059/
>>706077608
Hello again Alice.
Could I get a cute pose with a peace sign please?
Can't wait to see what you're cooking today :)
>>706079233
Do you give kisses Alice?
Fuck OP.
If this shit gets you off, have fun.
>>706079389
She does Fortune telling threads
>>706079075
T-thank you <4
>>706079349
Y-yes, I can see y-you are much faster, posting images at about h-half the max possible speed...
>>706079425
Of c-course!
>>706079442
*kisses gently*
>>706079410
>https://exhentai.org/g/736636/efac343059
Dead link dude.
>>706079469
12/16
>>706079518
C-can I have a kiss then?
F-first, cut the potatoes up into chunks t-that easily fit into your mouth! N-no one wants to bite a potato piece in half!
>>706077608
the fuck is this shit, who the fuck type s-s-stutters...
>>706079516
And is Alice0? Which Alice is this?
>>706077772
kek
>>706079597
*pecks your cheek* <4
>>706079644
I d-do! Nice t-to meet you!
>>706079604
dont cut yourself
>>706079518
Fight me irl kid, I'm 3m tall and don't think the month of September has 31 days. :^)))
>>706079589
13/16
Can we all leave Alice alone this time, let the girl share her cooking with us without you all bombarding her with accusations. She's not a trap, this has been proven in many of her threads, stop being a newfag and enjoy the thread!
>>706079589
>Dead link
If you don't know how to use exhentai by now then you really need to read doujins more often
>>706079604
I see a shoe! Alice doesn't wear shoes!
>>706079653
This is Alice2. Alice0 is who Alice2 told me was Reimu The Fortune Teller.
CAREFUL WITH THAT KNIFE
>>706079761
But to stop being a newfag, I'd actually have to lurk the cesspool that is /b/
>>706078612
Keep telling yourself that. That pan is as busted as a $2 whore.
Love ya Babe
>>706079747
It's f-fine, it's fine~
>>706079751
If y-you were 3M tall, it w-would be very difficult for your heart to pump blood t-to your brain effectively.
You'd be much weaker than I am <4
>>706079764
D-do you want me to wear boots inside?
>>706079604
Nice man fingers, Wig and stuffed chest also confirm.
>>706079751
14/16
>>706079763
I hardly know how to read.
>>706079770
Oh. I only know Alice2 and Alice3. I was late to the Alice party.
N-now cut the onions up into thin, small slices!
T-try not to cry either!
>>706079178
>girl
>>706079946
No, be barefoot.
>>706078711
>female
fucking dropped
>>706079887
Not that anon but your post is just plain retarded. An hero.
>>706080001
But who is Alice3. Is it sp00ky?
>>706079604
where's alices apron?
her clothing is to nice to dirty :(
>>706080001
T-there is no Alice3.
>>706080098
S-sorry to disappoint!
>>706080096
N-no thank you, m-my puppy would bite m-my toes then!
>>706079946
>>706079946
>>706080056
Lol this faggot actually thinks he's a chef to, fucking classic.
>>706079960
15/16
>>706079946
>wear boots inside
That'd be awesome!
>>706080138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrfovOPcjk
>>706079960
>sign up to e-hentai.org
>get e-hentai cookie
>no more sad panda
>>706080168
J-just a silly girl, cooking f-for the man I love: Anonymous <4
I don't even give a shit that this is a fagboy in a dress this shit is brilliant!
Any faggot willing to make OC on the chan is OK by me.
God speed Alice you beautiful little faggot.
God speed my son.
*Salutes
>>706079068
ALICE ANSWER NOW ITS URGENT
>>706079604
Why is your ring finger longer than your index finger? That's usually a tell-tale sign that you're a dude.
>>706080168
>>706080166
If you're a girl I'm a girl also :^)).
>>706080168
16/16
>>706080166
Need someone to take pictures for you Alice? I'm available.
>>706080138
It was a guy pretending to be Alice while Alice was gone. I knew him, sorta.
>>706080166
Yes there was. My memory is flawless.
>>706080166
you can fix it , implant a dick or something
>>706079178
that aint a girl you doofus
Throw some of this in yer stew
>>706079068
Embrace the bald and turn into a monk. get your meditation on
>>706080251
I'm f-female, so daughter I s-suppose?
>>706080309
N-nice to meet you, fellow female <4
>>706080290
It isn't <4
>>706080334
N-no, there wasn't.
>>706080342
I am, s-sorry!
>>706079723
you spastic bastard
B-be careful cutting up the garlic! It c-can be wiley!
>>706080309
>>706080168
>this triggered on a post from /b/
>>706080249
You've given yourself an identity, mainly because you're an attention seeking faggot. You're not a chef and you're not a girl. Please End your life.
>>706080309
1/24
Who needs cringe threads when pretty much every single poster in this thread fulfills that need
>>706080447
You hold your knife like a retard. This coming from a guy that works in a kitchen.
>>706079604
Wow.
So you don't really know how to use a knife.
>>706080388
We both know there was. Don't deny it. Do I need to go find the emails?
>>706080350
What's that?
>>706080502
ty based anon
>>706080447
>cutting the garlic.
Damn it Alice, you're supposed to crush it with the flat of the blade and mince!
>>706080502
You're a real piece of shit dude.
>>706080447
Don't listen to them Alice.
You're doing a great job.
>>706080566
Meat for the stew
>>706080455
>Thinking defending some faggot on a anime imageboard will get you pussy in real life
>>706080502
2/24
>>706080566
Goat foot minus the hoof
>>706080229
some boots are comfy as fuck, uggs are best for inside but
>>706080502
S-sorry, I don't do this for attention <4
And I never claimed to be a chef, I don't think? Odd you'd throw that out as an accusation...
>>706080525
I d-didn't realize there was a need for cringe threads?
>>706080566
Again, n-not a thing.
>>706080624
If I w-wanted to mince the garlic, I'd h-have done that!
>>706080663
and youre a real faggot, duuuuude.
>>706080720
fuck off nigger
>>706080720
Nigger
>>706080681
Damage control.
>>706080708
you nignog i'll boong swing you so hard you won't be able to sniff petrol for atleast three weeks
>>706080502
woah man turn it down a notch. if OP likes doing it and other people like watching it whats the issue?
>>706080720
Fuck you nigger. Uggs are shit tier valley gurl wear.
>>706080447
crush it with the side of the blade first dumbass
Okay n-now make sure to mix your spices and t-the meat up well! The spices w-will diffuse in the broth, b-but it never hurts to give it some help!
So tenderly love your meat, everyone!
>>706080804
I d-don't particularly like doing t-this, but I do hope others enjoy it <4
>>706080681
Lol your life must be pretty awful
>>706080608
;^))
>>706080663
Better to be a piece of shit, than a faggot in denial.
>>706080681
3/24
>>706080677
Do not encourage this faggotry, the dude obviously needs professional help. He cant cook for shit.
>>706080681
>thinking dumping images on a thread you dislike raises your karma on your high horse morale
10/10
>>706080729
How long do we slow cook again?
>>706080729
>I don't do this for attention
I mean... You clearly do.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just don't get why you'd lie about it so blatantly.
>>706080729
Literally looking at emails where it's a thing. You were all sick or something.
God, I don't remember who all these people are...
>>706080388
Show us your hand, stretched out please.
>>706077608
Eh, this is cute, even if it's pretty autistic. Yay Alice!
>>706080939
lol
>>706080880
I'm not in denial about anything I just think you're an asshole.
>>706080703
Nom. Is goat good? I don't imagine it is. I like chicken.
>>706080525
>>706080729
Not anymore there isnt
>>706080729
Why do you want small chunks of garlic though! Mincing is better to spread the flavor.
>>706080791
From what? You spamming that I'm triggered? Nice meme kiddo :^)
>>706080804
But I like doing this, so fuck off :^))))))))
>>706080875
50 hours a week in a machine shop is troubling to say the least.
>>706080880
4/24
>>706080965
Maybe he don't know
>>706080965
dat perfect reaction image. almost heard walter white say it out loud.
saved.
>>706080871
ALICE IM VEGAN WHAT DO I DO
>>706080880
your doujins are shitehouse cunt post something better or fuck off
>>706080871
you do you OP, your mental stability might be questionable but if making these deplorable people on this image happy makes you happy then i wish you success in this endeavor.
>>706080913
S-sorry, but I'm a girl <4
>>706080953
L-let me get to that!
>>706080965
I don't, s-sorry <4
It's odd that you'd say I lie about something that is clearly internal to me, that you have no window into. Unless you are a mind reader.
In which case...
G-GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES!
>>706080991
Yay!
>>706080681
I can't even imagine how much you get every day by dumping your ebin troll doujin
>>706080913
Leave the poor girl alone, she's trying her best.
>>706081071
Justified.
>>706081071
Damage control
>>706081088
i was for a large part of my life, eat meat, it's tasty!
>>706081103
I'm n-not sure why it would be questionable...
Anyway!
N-now you want to add your roots and other veggies on top of t-the meat!
>>706079035
Kill em all
>>706081144
>>706081158
He isn't a girl.
>>706080939
I never claimed to be better than anyone, I'm just not pretending to be a girl on the internet for a herd of 14 year old boys.
>>706081071
5/24
>>706081090
Fuck off shitcunt.
>>706081071
>go on 4chan
>see 10 pages full of threads
>better shit post on that one with actual oc
>not triggered
>:^)
>>>/plebbit/
>>706080502
yeah well, that's just like, y'know what I mean like it is like what I mean about, yeah man
>>706081144
Maybe they're Alice0 and they're reading your fortune.
>>706081103
i meant b oard not happy. my bad
>>706081260
Yes, you are.
if alice is a guy then i'm gay cause this is pretty cute
- pm
>>706081278
faggot
>>706081257
(no one fucking believes he's a girl just play along)
>>706081257
N-not sure why I have a vagina then...?
>>706081220
Hey Alice, do you prefer dildos or vibrators
>>706081282
Faggot
alice are you gay?
>>706081220
i'll shove a potato up your bottom
>>706081220
You relise that more than half of these people are waiting for nudes/lewds, right?
Are you gonna give it to them, or should they just fuck off?
>>706081260
>I'm not better but look at me post hentai lol so random XD
>>706081260
6/24
>>706081272
:^))) Implying OP isn't an attention seeking shitposter. This is hardly OC.
>>706081386
pics
>>706081220
Eventually, someone who likes touhou shit will appreciate what you do.
>>706081386
Why should I care? I want to fuck you in the ass.
>>706081368
She's definitely a guy then. Fag
>>706081439
Where is your OC
F-finally, fill the crock pot to 3/4ths its height w-with beef stock and s-set it to low or medium h-heat for 8 hours!
I think we need to crown Alice as the new queen of /b/
>>706081439
damage control
>>706081278
Faggot
>>706081434
when you try to make fun of someone but youre just way too cringey
lmao
>>706081439
>implying you are not a bigger one and even giving it to op yourself
full retard .
Hi I-I-I'm Alice-ee-e. I-I'm going t-t-ooo prance around like a fruit and "c-c-cook'.
>>706081158
>>706081351
Got me there.
>>706081434
Easiest thing to image spam a thread with cutie ;^)).
>>706081507
Typing to your lame ass.
>>706081439
7/24
>>706081512
We have to wait 8 hours..?
>>706081386
OMFG did you just assume gender by implying genitals are what makes genders?!
>>706079233
Garlic cloves AND garlic salt? Overdoing it a touch, don't you think?
>>706077608
I think what your/you're doing is cute, its a nice change of pace from the usual trash on this board
>>706081512
alice pls i dont have that kind of time
>>706081597
>facebook memes
sure got me m8
>>706081512
The suspense is killing me, when will you do a face reveal??
Also nice job on the stew so far
>>706081618
You can be Alice4!
>>706081054
Goat? Goat is fucking bomb when you do it right. Slow cooked, Tamarac, papricka, a little wine and a tomato base. Or Birria.
The meat is a bit gamey and a lot delicious.
>>706081513
*King
>>706077608
Its not that surprising.
Hows the nerves bb?
>>706081608
I'm a sap for thin, short guys like OP. What can I say?
>>706081633
8/24
>>706081506
i'm straight last time i checked.
- pm
>>706081439
S-sorry, I'm not seeking attention <4 T-that's why I cover my face.
I'm a symbol, not a person.
>>706081415
I'm b-bisexual.
>>706081406
E-stim!
>>706081513
N-no thank you.
>>706081638
F-for it to fully cook, yes <4
>>706081667
M-my sense of taste is r-really dull due to depression, s-sorry!
>>706081691
If y-you put it in before work, it'll b-be done when you get home!
>>706081702
I d-don't!
>>706081386
That's your asshole.
>>706081697
>shitty anime memes
keep digging yourself deeper. go on.
>>706081691
It's a set and forget thing, start it in the morning and eat it at night.
Alice need my support,
You go you beautiful little bastard! This is grate.
I fucking love you for your OC!
No matter how much hate these cock munchers throw at you look how fast your thread is moving.
You are a true genius!
You go son, you cook that shit you beautiful little slut.
>>706081751
>implying a feminine penis makes a woman less womanly
>>706081260
you're the shitcunt shitcunt fite me 1v1 bruh i'll fuckin bottle ya dog mutt
>>706081512
How intense should the flame be?
>>706081803
>anime memes on an anime image board
god forbid that ever happens
>>706081702
i dont think its a stew anon. i am pretty sure its just a slow roast but instead of a whole beef flank she used diced beef.
>>706081764
I'm n-not short, I'm q-quite tall for an asian woman.
>>706081790
*patpat* W-whatever you want to believe, Anonymous <4
>>706081788
depression is cringey as fuck tbh.
>>706081788
>M-my sense of taste is r-really dull due to depression, s-sorry!
Now I understand why she's here
>>706081512
what was that black stuff in the measuring cup?
>>706081788
What do you do with the food you cook?
>>706081788
Could you be any cuter? :0
>>706081867
>flame
>crock pot
being this new
L-luckily, we d-don't need to wait 8 hours, as I p-prepared this for you ahead of t-time!
>>706081144
>clearly internal to me, that you have no window into.
Seeking validation or attention isn't something that's unique to you. Why do people make youtube videos? Why do people post on facebook/twitter? Why do you make these shitty threads?
>It's odd that you'd say I lie about something
It's odd that you lie about it. I don't understand why you cant just call a spade a spade and be done with it.
>>706081867
It's a crock pot, so it doesn't have a direct heat source like a flame
If you were to cook it on a gas stove, probably a medium low heat
>>706081618
>>706081633
sure you aren't this guy?
lel his probably jealous
>>706081916
Alice how do I fix my cold toes?
>>706081788
"I'm a symbol, not a person."
I cringed, so desperate to find self worth, you have to pretend to stand for something on a shitty imageboard.
>>706081860
Fuck off m8.
>>706081878
10/24
>>706081512
>
8 Hours!? Ain't nobody got time for that shit. When are the 5 minute meals coming?
>>706081927
Your text lingo is cringy af tbh fam.
You can clearly tell it's a Faggot trap look at the men's Nike shows in the background in the second vid. When the Faggot is cutting up potatos.
I'm really enjoying this. But I cant help why no one has tits or gtfo yet.
Gut feeling says this is a trap.
Cooking chan can you please do lasagna for your next dish?
>>706080056
NO WOMAN WOULD OWN A GOLD KNIFE
>>706081843
a penis doesn't make a woman at all...
>>706081976
Alice can I get you pregnant Pls
>>706081843
>implying bait catches the fish
>>706081976
Sasuga Alice!
>>706081618
Is Moot back?
>>706082126
>being this new
>>706081788
>I'm b-bisexual.
can you confirm you have a girlfriend??
>>706082083
>lingo
u just fuckin cringed urself m8
>>706082019
On par with saying, "Stop hitting yourself!"
>>706082068
11/24
>>706081618
shave your chest before you make a thread then, that's not attractive at all
>>706082126
Alice has been a regular since 2011. We've pretty much given up at this point.
>>706081976
You should find a shrink.
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK!? NO CARROTS?
0/10 Alice. I am disappoint.
>>706077608
>>706078080
>>706078399
>>706078879
OK, it may be the pot talking, but this is the thread I most enjoyed on /b in a long time. It's nice to seem some OC.
Keep going Alice, and ignore the haters.
Also
>>706079349
>>706080168
>>706080502
You know what, you seem pretty angry and way more faggy than OP. I bet you are one of the retarded who keeps screaming "b is shit. b has no oc anymore." muh b", and then when there is actual OC you come to shit all over it because you see people paying attention to someone else then realize how empty and meaningless your own life is.
Also you are a faggot who doesn't even know how to sadpanda.
Don't you have a dick rating thread somewhere else to be?
>>706082034
S-s-socks on your dick.
>>706081976
That's a wig, and that's a dude.
100%.
>>706081386
pics please.
>>706081939
I eat it, w-what else would I do with it?
>>706081985
I'm n-not seeking validation or attention, s-sorry <4
I'm not lying; that's not why I do what I do. Please stop stating, with absolute certainty, my reasons and internal state; it's pretty silly.
>>706082068
S-sorry, my self worth h-has nothing to do with /b/ <4
If it did, I'd have stopped this years ago.
>>706082133
It's titanium <4
>>706080056
look at those man arms
You relise that more than half of these people are waiting for nudes/lewds, right?
Are you gonna give it to them, or should they just fuck off?
>>706082068
>This much damage control.
Look at yourself faggot. Hentai pics or dressing up to cook, you want to stand out but can't do anything people want to see so you fight what others enjoy so you can have some sort of attention. You're the real cam whore here, even without a picture.
>>706082122
Ha good call on the shoes
>>706082126
They'll always make some kind of excuse as to why they can't show proof.
>>706081959
Not everyone has American appliances
I like this, you are comforting to watch, Alice.
Straight shota and the stuttering cunt. This is the best thread ever.
>>706082317
I thought maybe you fed it to people. I wanted some.
>>706080913
Sorry but I lost my shit at this one.
Still you fucking go son! Show these faggots how to cook!
/b/ needs faggots like you alice otherwise it's just full of regular faggots who's only ambition is to take dick up the Butt.
Hit me up
Your buggest fan
This is
Stan
>>706081976
you post on snapchat as pleasureclone dont you. i recognise your posture
>>706082314
It is f-for sure a wig; not many b-blonde asian women.
ANYWAY
H-here is your meal Anonymous. H-how is it?
>>706082317
like titanium carbide or just plated titanium to look nice.
>>706082385
>implying its an American appliance
>>706082122
>B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D
>B-I-S-E-X-U-A-L
>>706082222
>Doesn't know about GMC.
>Doesn't know about Lingo.
Underage confirm.
>>706082148
D-dont think boys can get pregnant im a-afraid
>>706082238
Really? First time seeing this! >>706082213
I don't care. Btw
>being that old
>>706082305
kek
>>706080871
>So tenderly love your meat, everyone!
Waaaaaay ahead of you, you adorable little cutie pie.
>>706082489
Yummy :)
>>706081272
This
why does this person give off a trap vibe????
>>706082489
It's great, t-thank you Alice
>>706080913
how about you make us your famous dish step by step and show this faggot op how it is done ?
>>706080871
>I d-don't particularly like doing t-this
Why do you do it?
>>706082280
Nice try, that totally got me. I can post a picture of my penis if you would like ;^)))
>>706082315
13/24
>>706082317
>If it did, I'd have stopped this years ago.
That would be implying you didn't start doing this a week ago.
>>706082489
You're Asian? There's my boner gone.
>>706081386
pictures or it isnt a thing.
>>706082489
It's great Alice, thank you
>>706082489
Actually cooked it while watching the webms, thank you for the meal Alice
>>706082547
She didn't always cook. She used to be a big hug slut.
>>706082489
10/10 best thing I've ever eaten
>>706082489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ue714d1V6I
Hi I-I-I'm Alice-ee-e. I-I'm going t-t-ooo prance around like a fruit and "c-c-cook', t-t-oday on the f-f-faggot chef!
>>706082489
What! Wtf how do you slow cook something in 5 minutes?
>>706082641
She's trapped by a fat neck-beard
>>706082690
>trying this hard
>>706082489
does it come with happy ending?
>>706082489
well i mean it would take me 8 hours to cook it realistically, but i have used a similar recipe before and its a good dish. id give it a 7/10. to improve it in the future maybe add some carrots or more root vegetables.
Ice ice baby
>>706082709
Pix?
>>706082500
Titanium carbide!
>>706082641
T-to teach /b/ s-some simple recipes, of c-course!
>>706082643
I've p-posted as Alice since 2011 silly.
>>706082709
A h-hug slut?!
>>706082743
I c-cooked it ahead of time!
>>706080056
That's a quality knife you got there.
This would be much more entertaining without the basement dweller outfit though.
>>706082736
People would watch
>>706082743
Lurk moar
it was precooked as Said in an earlier post.
>>706082743
She prepared it beforehand
>>706082374
Well you're an actual prostitute without having sex >:^((((
>>706082643
14/24
>>706081976
You are such unnusual person, i still dont know what to think about you, guess ill continue watching these threads
>>706082649
He's saying he isn't asian or blonde.
>>706082832
Hahah God damn. This has to be the weirdest thing in this thread
>>706082867
I l-live in the opposite of a basement: A penthouse.
>>706082709
I want a hug slut
>tfw no qt hug slut gf to get nonstop hugs from
>>706082374
rekt
>>706082852
Of what? Old Alice threads? Nope. I think I have one of her talking to Wastelander, but that's it.
>>706082858
Yep. You know you were.
>>706082858
feel like posting some lewd Alice? if not in this thread start another!
>>706082973
kek
>>706082858
Oh right fair enough. Can we see you eat it?
>>706081788
What are you a symbol of?
W-well, that's my thread everyone!
I h-hope you all had a good time, and I'll b-be around until the thread dies.
W-we will go down with this ship together, Anonymous!
>>706082858
Ohhhh!! I see how it is! You can fucking spring for a nice new Knife but you keep that god damn burnt up aluminum pan around like its your pet fucking Rabbit!
God DAMN IT!!
>>706080447
learn to properly slice you cancerous nigger. you slice on the forward motion, lift, pull back and slice forward again.
>>706083064
Dank OC
>>706082967
How long have you lived there?
>>706082489
Thank you Alice
Please don't stay away so long again..
>>706082967
rich hoes are scary
nice to see cooking contains it for you, for now.
>>706083089
Do caramelldansen
>>706082317
>I'm n-not seeking validation or attention, s-sorry <4
Right, that'll be why you can't come up with any other reason.
>stop stating, with absolute certainty, my reasons and internal state; it's pretty silly.
Not really. Unless you're a fucking autist you should, to some degree, be able to tell what motivates people.
What's silly is you're still lying about this, 3 posts later.
>>706083064
Being 16 and wanting to be a girl.
>>706083075
16/24
>People still in denial that this is actually a girl
>Posted proof in old threads
I can see why she doesn't bother anymore
>>706083089
And down together we shall go
>>706083089
Bye-bye Sweetheart.
For those who want a picture of what Alice2 actually looks like, drop a dispoable email or discord and I'll send it to you within 24 hours.
>>706083094
every chef has a nice knife. you never here a chef talk about their fucking pan
