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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Top 10 shitposts that went WAY too far
first
Calamity-masu'd
>>706072506
This is a meme I approve of
>>706072506
>>706072506
>triggered
>>706072006
Can't say I've heard about it before but the trailers look interesting. What about the plot? Is it good?
>Best fox claimu
>>706072506
Raffed
>>706072517
Not today fuccboi
Treat?
>>706072767
i ment to do that
>>706072793
A treat worthy of Miku.
cut me yuno.
>>706073216
Bully
>>706073277
ceiling
>>706072605
The plot is kind of secondary, but it is kind of interesting when you listen to what Elohim says. The things you do can affect the outcome too.
If you collect all the stars, there's a special ending that not a lot of people have done. I got it because the multi level puzzle challenges are amazing
>>706073060
How did it go?
![Susan [LQ] (.less).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h37rNKw.jpg "Susan [LQ] (.less).jpg")
>>706072793
You're a treat.
getting tired
dunno how long i will be on
>>706073473
She's very tightly drawn in this one.
How was your day of school and probably fun with online friends?
I hate these poseur clowns kidnapping kids. This is hurting my clown business and several of my workers have been arrested
>>706073757
I don't know what you mean by 'tightly drawn'. You mean her bodysuit I guess?
School was fine. Online friend stuff was fine.
Greetings, I have arrived.
>>706073805
>inb4 vigilantes in PayDay: The Heist masks battle against them
>>706073430
The interview went smoothly, they really seemed to enjoy my presence. I was super anxious at first, but it wasn't all that bad! How did your day go?
>>706073805
Hello there! You heard about the mysterious clowns as well?
>>706074036
Greetings to you, and welcome.
>>706074436
Thank you, hope you are doing well!
>>706074308
What was the interview for?
>>706073963
Are you fine?
You can't hide away from the truth, Izuru.
>You'll have to respond some day!
>>706074308
They're fucking poseurs. One kid in my county dressed as a clown for Spirit Day at his highschool and got arrested. Like wtf. I'm gonna start a group of clown vigilantes I swear
>>706074308
That definitely sounds promising! Being anxious for a job interview is fairly normal, but it seems like you were able to relax somewhat after it started from the sounds of it.
My day wasn't bad, though I did have to spend 3 hours driving so I could be in another city for tomorrow morning
>>706074807
Can I respond without being Izuru?
>>706074721
I am fine.
>>706075313
nice feet
Miho claimed
>>706074807
Please, forgive me. I am sort of on-hold, as it were. I'd rather not start a conversation only for it to abruptly end.
Also, these memes won't expand themselves.
>>706075313
those are some pretty decent walkin' stumps.
>>706074670
Just a short interview, had to explain what my previous experience was and why I wanted the job.
>>706074594
Right back at ya!
>>706074909
May I join this group?
>>706075030
Yikes, you must be exhausted. Poor thing.
I'm glad to hear your day went okay, at least!
>
>>706072793
Back, had togo for a bit. But yesm you are in for a treat my dear bug eyes. Most of them are grade A fucking retarded
Laughing at all the people taking your post out of context
>>706075907
old man
How's everyone doing?
>>706075333
oh good.
I feel like everyone says this.
>>706075900
Miho feet <3
>>706076139
I'm scared now
>>706076184
"Fine"
Did 4chan lower the max image size?
>>706076123
I'm more glad to hear that your interview went well. You seem very anxious sometimes, so I really hope things work out well for you!
>
>Mfw a guy dressed as a clown and running after people with a machete has been spotted in my neighborhood
>>706076184
I'm doing okay.
>>706076184
doing alright, not good, but not bad either, how bout you?
>>706076377
Yuuko-chan <3
How was your day?
>>706076384
That's has been something happening alot all over.
>>706076123
What kind of job was it for?
>>706076377
I'm always fine or good. That's how I work.
And yes, it was lowered to 2 MB.
>>706076510
Yeah but I never expected it to happen here
>>706076384
Go outside and take pics.
>>706076510
Pretty good. I mostly spent it at school and at work and now having some fun talking about suicide. How about you?
>>706076613
Fucking Chink moot!
>>706075907
Hmm. Hypocrite, I know.
>>706075030
You could always be Izuru, Alice.
>You've just got to try hard enough.
>>706075907
Tsst, there's no reason to worry.
Just get drunk if you're not already, enjoy your Friday.
I've got no problem in waiting.
Saved, by the way.
>>706075929
Hey hey, Cupcake.
Doing good?
>>706076377
"Fine" uh-oh..what's up boo?
>>706076398
Just okay? I guess it's better than being worse! What's up?
>>706076494
So about 50/50 ayy? Let's get you into the positives friend! What's happening?
I am well! Things are moving swiftly, and so stress comes with it unfortunately, but I'm trying my best to keep moving forward!
>>706076769
not really. hi ruri.
>>706076691
Someone looked my tuck. And still mad another guy didnt pick up my other car. An hero with me. <3
>>706076645
It been all over just google it.
>>706076691
>Dying
No.
Even if I had a rifle I still wouldn't,that's retarded.
>Playing Mercy
>Ana suddenly nanoboosts me
>YOURE POWERED UP GET IN THEREDERVNFDJ
>Get 4 kill while laughing my ass off and get potg
>>706076779
How're you doing? You seem like a kind anon.
Quite often will I just be okay.
I'm not up to anything really, maybe play some Dead Rising.
>>706076691
Wtf I hate asians now.
>>706076779
"Nothing don't worry i'm good"
>>706076988
If i can have my name listed first i'm in
>>706077024
You'll never be a 4chan legend this way
Do it for kek
>>706076779
Good to see ya doing alright man. Nothing really good or fun has happened to me recently, just kinda feeling melancholic and alone, ya know?
Enough of my sad blog though, whats got you stressed?
>>706077348
>Anuvis
~~~~
>>706077301
>>706076988
Weird as fuck
>>706077301
Nyet
>>706077348
>just kinda feeling melancholic and alone, ya know?
Let's feel melancholic and alone together
>>706077495
Anubis*
>>706077549
Life is weird.
Im back on MWO. Why am I back on MWO.
>>706076383
I do get anxious, it's because of my social anxiety. Sometimes I can't help but stutter and it ends up making myself look stupid.
Thank you for wishing me all this good luck, you're really sweet.
>
>>706076521
Solar Photovoltaic Installation.
>>706077348
An anubis? Oh shit!
>>706077495
Cheshy!
>pets the cheshire cat
>>706076123
That Alice is running one of her threads again
>>706077608
>best bote fucking claimed
I may or may not be drunk
>>706076377
I never understood the whole foot fetish thing
How can someone look at a sweaty foot and just want to lick and fuck it
>>706077922
Oh shit drunk ama
>>706077983
I'm not into it myself. I could see them as cute if they were well kept
>>706077198
I'm doing well, doing my best anyway! Thank you! Glad you're okay then, tis good!
And sweet, gaming is always a nice way to chill
>>706077301
>"Nothing don't worry i'm good"
"Okay, but now I am, love you."
>>706077348
Thanks, you too! We should all be fine! And that's unfortunate I guess! Hopefully something riveting comes along your path, and someone! But I feel ya! If you ever need to just type it out, go for it, can be cathartic!
And just my 'life' is at a very swift pace at the moment, like I've gone from 0-100 in a blink, in regards to work and such things, so as much as I try to remove the stress, it still finds it's way in! But I'm slogging on best I can so when I hit that 'wall' I can burst straight through it unharmed on the otherside, what else am I to do!
It's just a major life adjustment, will take me time to get used to it and make sacrifices. But it's now or never... already missing my free time haha!
So yea, I'm glad y'all are doing well!
>>706077821
Because the ride never ends.
>>706077922
Have another beer.
>>706077922
But I'm the best bote
>chatting with my female friend about mangos and animu
>>706077922
89 cent drunk
>>706076769
Well, I'm not too sure who Izuru actually is, so I'm afraid that may be impossible
>>706077069
MFW Mercy gets a quad and POTG
>>706077881
Ah yes, the joy of social anxiety. I fortunately don't stutter, my heart just feels like it's going to explode, I sweat alot and get kind of paranoid.
Everyone deserves to be wished something good now and then. I'm sure many people here hope you get the job as well!
>>706077922
What you drinking?
>>706078283
Ama won hunger games and became best bote. Though it wasn't much of a competition, I don't think any other botes were competing
>>706077898
>An anubis? Oh shit!
Mhm, the monster/magical part of her is pretty cool, but her caring personality coupled with her borderline tsundere-ness is really what makes me love her
>>706078116
Awesome to hear you're moving forward in life, I wish ya all the best in whatever happens next!
>>706078114
Bullshit
>>706077821
What is MWO?
>>706078283
>teacher
>>706078114
Oh shit sober Yuuko
>>706078255
That only means another shot~
>>706078283
>he says with a sample
I never saw you before, pleased to meet'cha
>>706078403
Just some Jack Daniel's, nothing special
>>706078412
Thanks! I appreciate it, hopefully it all goes well! And I wish you the best on your ventures forward!
Speaking of, anything you have your eyes on at the moment?
Well, just heard my brother got into a crash. Seeing how badly the car was damaged, I'm surprised he didn't get hurt. However, his gf is being hospitalized due to bleeding
>>706078554
Then take more shots.
>>706077922
Does that mean you will show more than your thighs today?
>>706078471
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>>706078554
Is it time to harass you again while you're in a vulnerable state?
>>706078498
Musashi is a bote
>>706078554
You've meet me before. Just haven't realised who I am
>>706078858
>Miku
SEASONAL DETECTED
>>706078471
Mech Warrior Online.
>>706078684
Well shit. Good to hear no ones badly hurt.
>>706078137
No, I suppose it doesnt.
>>706078412
I'm more of a kikimora guy. They won my heart but Idk about anubis though. A bit too bossy
>>706078996
Said by a boat, a soulless design made just to be waifued.
here
>>706078684
Hope she's okay!
>>706078471
Modern Warfare Online
The Chinese Call of Duty
>>706079187
Hi coffee anon
>>706079191
>>706078684
I hope she dies
Natural selection at work
>>706079091
Can't get off mr. bones wild ride.
>>706078658
Nothing in particular, just working my way through uni, which is going pretty well so far
>>706078684
Best wishes friend, glad to hear your bro's unhurt, I hope his gf will be okay.
>>706079155
Kikimora's are also pretty nice, but I understand how bossiness can be offputting
>>706079239
afternoon
>>706079091
I guess hospitalization is still in the "okay" zone for you.
>>706079191
Hopefully she doesn't die.
>>706079366
I hope so too. She's a nice gal.
>>706078827
Tonight, I'm getting fucked up
>>706078858
Who knows about that~
Nice to see you again
>>706078983
Oh boy, now we can threat each other with ERP while actually doing nothing
How fun
>>706078996
Did we really?
Who might you be then? Unless I just have a bad memory
>>706079167
>wow rude
>>706079486
I got kicked off of the group chat like 3 times. You can guess from there
>>706079314
rip
>>706079486
Exactly
>>706079486
Get fucked up.
>>706079366
Oh cool cool, whatcha studying? Glad it's going well!
>>706079451
Hopefully not anon, she'll be right!
>>706079429
Hazelnut coffee today?
>>706078403
Best thing is he wasn't even trying to nanoboost me, he said in the chat I got in the way of Reinhardt and accidentally ulted me
My friend and I were in tears
>>706079451
Ive been hospitaluzed many times. Unless they get admitted for what they think is more than 3 days then they are generally not going to get too bad.
>>706079341
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride
>>706079958
earlier when i woke up i had a cup. looks like i can only make 2 more cups with my current can
>>706079366
Let's agree that mantago is best :^^^^)))
I haven't been in the site for awhile. The 'newst' thing I saw was the new golem art. Any new mamonos?
>>706080231
Hello
>>706080165
There's no way out.
>>706079486
>Nice to see you again
The same goes to you.
>wow rude
Sorry for causing collateral damage there. Amatsu is a quality choice though.
>>706080167
oh how unfortunate, when will you be able to obtain more?
How many cups do you have a day?
>>706080167
I can cum in your cup to fill it up
>>706079662
I don't keep track of either of the chats I'm in
Sorry my dude
>>706079772
>nice thigh
>>706079855
Yessir
>>706080340
It's okay.
How is it going for you? I've got say, I really love all the pics you've posted so far
>>706080511
sometime next week most likely. normally 2
>>706080631
not interested
>>706079911
Studying history, focusing on ancient Egypt/Mesopotamia (hence the anubis fascination, I suppose), as well as industrial Europe
>>706080231
The newest girls are a murderhappy loli-goblin called a Redcap, and some seahorse girl, neither are not really my thing
>>706080688
I want you to have fun with your drunk escapades
Smile for everyone involved.
>>706080725
hello
>>706077198
yeah no one likes asia. ;)
>>706078116
Good, good.
Yes, gaming is a very nice way to chill.
Any plans for your weekend?
>>706080688
Sex bote.
>>706080688
People say my former waifu pleased old men for money
>>706080333
BAD MIMI
>>706080816
Weird sounding. I gotta check them out now
>>706080725
OUUAAWWHH AAWEWHHHHH OOIUAAAHHHH WHY NOT OUUUAAWWWWHHHHH!!!!,
>>706080950
People say you should die.
>>706080816
>>706080971
I aint dun niffin
>>706081093
Calm down jeez
I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't
>>706080924
hey mavis i think your sleeping pills are having some side effects
>>706081030
because im not into that
>>706080865
I'm always having fun getting drunk~
Everything seems funnier than what it actually is
>>706080931
>once again, only one person calls me that
a shiro
>>706080950
Oh, you're that guy
I've gotta ask, why save samples?
Or is it accidental?
>>706081093
Thats a bit mean
>>706081294
Accidental I guess.
I got them from Google (pressed view full image and everything)
>>706081266
so what's up? normally i would make you set up an appointment with my secretary, but i'm a nice guy. how can i help ya? tell me what the trouble seems to be.
>>706080950
Oh
You bad
>>706081294
Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease
>>706080688
Oh thanks. Miku is easy mode, her popularity and outrageous amounts of art allow me to be very picky about it.
I'm looking forward to relax in the weekend.
>adidas
That looks surprisingly cool in the art.
>>706080950
>former waifu
And you called me seasonal.
>>706081500
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=musashi_%28kantai_collection%29
Use this fam, you'll find better pictures~
>>706081601
Maybe what I said was an overstatement
>Holo is bestgirl
Evening
>>706081779
furfag
>>706080725
ah okies, 2 cups is fair, but I imagined you just sitting in a dimly lit room, cat by your side, sippin' coffee all day hahaha Hopefully your hazelnut will last you till next week...despite 2 cups being left!
>>706080816
Oh that sounds awesome! And yea I guess that's where the Anubis fascination comes from haha! But history is definitely cool, I used to study Ancient Greece and Scandinavia
>>706080931
Gaming a lil bit I hope! But seeing as my Saturday is almost over...my weekend is in full relax mode besides the training lesson I had earlier today and have another tomorrow...hence the whole 'go go go' thing...but it's good, I have to do it! At least that's what I', trying to convince myself to believe heh...How's your weekend?
>>706081757
>>706081156
Lies
>>706080950
You switched again?
>>706081779
Yo
>shinoa
>>706081601
Wow. Fucking funny guy right here. You a comedian? You should be. Not only is that incorrect (made in belgium not greece) but you sir are an unfunny faggot. Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.
>>706081990
Nuffin
>>706081601
WOW
SO FUCKING FUNNY
WOW
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
> sorry I'm late
>>706082173
hello fellow no life
>>706082032
What's up?
>>706082173
Evening
Time for sleep. I hate that it's so early but I got lots of lifting to do tomorrow. Later waifu!
>>706081735
She's basically an idol at this point
I wouldn't be surprised is she had the most art out of every other waifus
>also got a puma art
>>706081948
I'm sorry
>>706081779
Greetings! Did you pick up that new fancy collectors edition book for SaW?
>>706081919
Yeah, the courses are all pretty awesome, not difficult, but still challenging.
>Saturday is almost over
You an Ozzie or something?
>>706081294
>and that's me
A sex bote. How're you?
>>706081357
I'm a mean person. Grrrr, anger.
>>706081919
It's been okay so far, the Friday is wrapping up. I'm going to be watching american football on Saturday.
>>706081735
You have good standards for pictures of Miku.
>>706082277
Sleep nicely.
There's a fire within,
Hate to admit it, but I always knew
Violence and sin
Keeps me fearless
Keeps me from being
YOU
>>706081779
Korbocaust
>>706081990
Smugs
>>706081502
i feel more irritable and anxious now then before
>>706081919
i dont have a cat and i cant drink coffee all day.
>>706082257
hello
>>706081735
No, I called Miku seasonal
>>706082341
I didn't even know they came out!
I spend all my money on meteorites, anyway
>>706082368
No, I am science holo
>>706082465
What's up?
>>706082368
Its fucking holo or horo
>>706082255
>Oh my, so many people are actually talking to me
Hello
>>706082257
Hello
>>706082277
night
>>706082465
Fuck you're pathetic
>>706082277
nighto
>>706082634
ITS KORBO
DON'T TELL ME IT ISN'T
