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Which secret would ruin your life if it ever came out?

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Which secret would ruin your life if it ever came out?
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>>706022777
Flying nigger trips check'd
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Ever came out to who? I'm not in highschool op
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>>706022777
My family is a big Mexican cartel, not my nuclear family luckily
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>>706022777
I'm Batman.
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>>706022777
Fucked my cousin when we were 15
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That I let my teacher cum in me to pass a test
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Watching cp every day
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I too am Batman.
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being a closet sissy
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>>706022777
I'm really two Midgets in an overcoat.
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>>706023035
this probably, except I don't look at it everyday nor do I poses it, just when it pops up on here.
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>>706022777

I made my ex-wife do camming because she cheated on me, and I felt she owed me something...

I made about $75,000 over the course of 4 years, and I took most of the money. She was an Asian chick, and she wasn't allowed to work in the US, and I funneled all the money through myself.
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>>706023000
lets see you
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>>706022777


I HAD SEX WITH AN UNDER AGE GIRL.
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nice try FBI
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>>706022777
I'm moot
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>>706023143
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Fucking heappps, incest, technical rape, theft, hidden drug use, lies upon lies, cheated on gf several times, very strong urge to kill myself. All the good shit, nigga.
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>>706022777
I'm the guy in that pic
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>>706023333
i think you know how this works
tits n timestamp or gtfo
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>>706022777
every chance I get i suck black cock. just suck, swallow and go home.
I'm from a very very religious family. I actually truly believe my father would kill me and the rest of my family would support that
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>>706022777
i'm actually soflo
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>>706023333
nice quads, i'd cum in you too
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>>706023333
Checked
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>>706023526
/pol/ also supports that
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I've been driving without a license for 4 years now.

With my unlicensed car, I have committed over a dozen robberies, totaling over $10,000 in jewelry, cash, and clothing.

I've also mugged probably over 50 gay guys from numerous gay bars and clubs.. they're the easiest targets. I've taken their jewelry like fancy rings and necklaces, which are usually pure gold or silver, and designer clothes..

I've broken in to twenty "vape shops" with my old high school buddy.

i've killed three people after tying them up to a pole in a country park after muggin them, then forget they were there and they died from starvation.. heard it on the news.

i've stolen and mugged multiple homeless people

i've jacked hundreds of cars, that i usually flip over to a buddy who has a parts shop that resells them.. i'll get like 5% of the cars worth, but i don't care.. if i like that car, I'll get it re-painted and keep it.. i've only done it with a few cars..

i was going to be apart of a bank robbery, but pulled out to do a petty stick up of a drug dealer the same day.. all my friends in the bank robbery were caught and sentenced to 10+ years in prison. i got away with $1,200 in cash and some gold jewelry..

i've made a living robbing, mugging, and stealing from people and places for the past 7 years. I've made close to a million dollars and live in a very nice house and gated community full of doctors and lawyers.. nobody knows what i really do. I just tell them i'm a marketing executive, that's why I'm always travelling and never home...

hopefully nobody finds out its me.. that would probably ruin my life
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>>706023333
if i were ur teacher i would fuck you too then dont let u pass the test. bcs if i let u .. u slut would learn the being a slut works.
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>>706023333
i would eat the shit of them
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>>706023554
Lol thanks???
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>>706023651
Jacy?
Anyways post nudes.
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>>706023644
>>706023647
This isn't what I came here for
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>>706023651
Everyone ITT would cum in you.
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>>706022777
I'm a pedo
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>>706023333
Quad bonus for you, m'lady

Also, my secret.... I'm Trips Fairy.
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I'm fucking my roommates wife at least twice a week. Her husband is ex army discharged dishonorably because of PTSD alcoholism who doesn't work and just collects disability for some shit he claimed about losing his hearing. We've fucked in every room in the house we rent sometimes while he was there passed out. Thank science for vasectomies.
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>>706023333
how old were u?
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I let my girlfriend fuck my ass with a strap on.
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>>706023834
15
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>>706023635
>hey look at me im Nico Bellic
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I've been driving without a license for 4 years now.

With my unlicensed car, I have committed over a dozen robberies, totaling over $10,000 in jewelry, cash, and clothing.

I've also mugged probably over 50 gay guys from numerous gay bars and clubs.. they're the easiest targets. I've taken their jewelry like fancy rings and necklaces, which are usually pure gold or silver, and designer clothes..

I've broken in to twenty "vape shops" with my old high school buddy.

i've killed three people after tying them up to a pole in a country park after muggin them, then forget they were there and they died from starvation.. heard it on the news.

i've stolen and mugged multiple homeless people

i've jacked hundreds of cars, that i usually flip over to a buddy who has a parts shop that resells them.. i'll get like 5% of the cars worth, but i don't care.. if i like that car, I'll get it re-painted and keep it.. i've only done it with a few cars..

i was going to be apart of a bank robbery, but pulled out to do a petty stick up of a drug dealer the same day.. all my friends in the bank robbery were caught and sentenced to 10+ years in prison. i got away with $1,200 in cash and some gold jewelry..

i've made a living robbing, mugging, and stealing from people and places for the past 7 years. I've made close to a million dollars and live in a very nice house and gated community full of doctors and lawyers.. nobody knows what i really do. I just tell them i'm a marketing executive, that's why I'm always travelling and never home...

hopefully nobody finds out its me.. that would probably ruin my life
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>>706022777
The contents of my porn folder (loli, traps, incest, raep), and if someone finds out about the time i shot a cat.
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I am heterosexual guy.


In NYC
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i jerked off to my sisters nudes and ate her pussy out once when she was drunk.
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That i'm actually racist, and it did, now i'm fucked.
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>>706023892
who the fuck is nico bellic?
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I'm a figment of your imagination
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>>706023143
Underrated post! Kek!
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>>706022777
licked my niece's pussy in my father-in-laws-house
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I spelled raspberry without the "p" for many years when I was young.
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>>706022864
Whoop Whoop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZ4j2ynH7s
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>>706023970
nice try nico! now, let's go bowling
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>>706023896
We totally believe you.
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>>706022777

I can't tell you- it's that much of a secret.
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>>706023635
Ive deiven for 2 years now, no license. Own a fancy audi and a bomb corolla.
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>>706023891
how old was ur teacher?
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I'm a FUCKING WHITE MALE
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>>706023143
10/10
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>>706023143
top skek
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>>706024078
How often did you have to spell raspberry?
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i have a fetich for one specific aunt of mine, one that i live with, and i really really really love her, and i want to fuck her.
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>>706023185
swell
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>>706023970
me
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>>706023333

Well fucking hell tell a story
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>>706024131
40+ I think
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>>706023938
What happened?
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put my moms dildo in my ass and jacked off to a video of her and my step dad having sex
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>>706022777
When I was younger I used to watch my older sister get dressed through a hole in the wall. The first time I did it she was about 16 and had the best tits I've ever seen to this day, but as she got older she got less attractive. Now she's average at best and I've grown out of wanting her at all, but those tits were world class.
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I have been fuckin my sister since she was 14 and I was 15.
I am now 28, married with a kid. my sister is alone because this relationship of ours fucked her up. She will never tell anyone about this but still she is very dependent on me. we fuck 3 or 4 times a week after work
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I got butt fucked by teacher when I was 15 . And I enjoyed it.......
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>>706022777
Life is already ruined. I do shit like this and then post the link on FB set to family; don't have any friends. https://youtu.be/uN7CQU5mlK8
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>>706024228
Nice
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I'll suffered from a chronic inability to understand tense
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>>706024193
time stamp right now to prove ur you
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>>706024008
>>706023395
>>706024157
>>706024159
Samefagging this hard
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>>706023333
Tits or gtfo
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I am the Zodiac
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>>706023635
>ive stolen and mugged multiple homeless people
>ive stolen multiple homeless people
>ive stolen people
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>>706023314
Who the fuck is moot?
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>>706023333
Molly?
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I stole a balloon on free balloon day
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I ever proofread
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I post on an anime imageboard
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>>706022777
>>706022777
check em
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>>706024416


he's a notorious pedophile.
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>>706024427
Nope
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I used to work at an old people's home and they were so out of it that I'd use their credit cards to ship myself stuff. I also robbed them of jewelry.
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>>706022777
>>706023281
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>>706024290
sometimes I feel guilty.
I know I am the reason she doesnt have a relationship. When I moved cities she also moved some months later. She has a shit job and a shit house and I know its all because of me.

Still, I enjoy coming over after work, fuck her brains out and go home to my family
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https://youtu.be/xMhrvy7bJw0
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>>706023333
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>>706024433
Is this you in the picture?
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>>706024486
Show boobs?
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>>706023896
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>>706024323
cannot prove but you are severely mistaken
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>>706023805
best you do your best he doesn't find out, otherwise you're gonna have a bad day.
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>>706022777
"Muh DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKK!!"
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>>706023635
>probably
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>>706023923
let's see your sister's nudes
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>>706024553
MMMODDDSSS!!!!!!!!

MMMMMAAAAAAHHHHHHHDDDSSSS!!!!!!
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rich piana
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>>706022777
20 gigs of cp. Also I like to kill some of the cats my dad takes care of. They are like semi-domestic as my dad works in a garage with 1 other guy, but most of the cats are wild and only stay there for the food. There were like 20 cats at one point. I have eliminated 5 so far.
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>>706024578
I came to tell the secret that's all can you stop now
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>>706023000
male or female
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>>706024416
triggered
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>>706023185
>cheated on me
>Asian
>wasn't allowed to work in the US

cucked by a mail order bride. you did good pimpin that hoe out, son.
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>>706024561
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>>706023805
Pics, let's see her body crop the face
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>>706022777
I don't seed my torrents
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>>706024667
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>>706024228
is that you Jaime Lannister?
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>>706023143

Take a sheckel
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>>706023923
Let's see your sisters nudes
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>>706023289
age
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>>706024544
How did it start?
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>>706022777
im not gay
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>>706024706
Kik bromines.1

You seem interesting
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>>706024731
You bastard.
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>>706022963
That's just hot as hell.
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>>706024780
nah. never got her pregnant. she takes the pill
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>>706022777
That I once had testicles
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I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
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888

I'm magic
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>>706024691
Reported to the FBI. Notice there are no funny tabs. This was real.
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>>706024804
the laptop they where on is kill
>>706024633
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>>706022777
I molested my little sister.
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sone report this
>>706023333
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>>706023726
right, you came here because that chick in the picture shut you down, and you're attempting to personal army her.
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Whenever I fap I pretend as if the girl on video calls me a creep then fucks 2metres ripped guy with fat 25cm dick then I kill him with knife and rape her also kill her in the end
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>>706025011
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>>706024947
What exactly did you report? That somebody on 4chan had CP? Shocker
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>>706024706
Your boobs aren't secrets?
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>>706023185
where did you cammed her?
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>>706024828
im bad at greentexting
But basically, she was always very close to me.
She started to develop a nice pair of tits and an amazing ass.
one night we were cuddling watching a movie in my room. I touched her boob and and after some time she put my hand in her boob again. we kissed, we fucked and that was it.
13 solid years of regular sex
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>>706024947
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>>706022777
I touch butt with my cousin and now I pregant
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>>706024416
Just some cuck
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>>706022777
you mean secrets;
- deflowering a 10 year old girl when I was 16; she died 4 years later of cancer.
- molesting a 16 year old girl
- Deflowering a 17 year old boy
- turning gay
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>>706025164
Proxies don't work on 4chan.
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>>706025222
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>>706022777
I dated a fat nigger. It's embarrassing to tell people that her cunt stank like a cheeseburger.
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>>706024433
You sick son of a bitch
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>>706024544
Post her picture
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>>706023185
You are the fucking man.
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>>706025212
Confirmed /b/tard fuck cancer into youngling
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>>706024224
post snips of it
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Lol
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>>706024214
>Work steady job for 9 months
>well liked, many friends, good hours
>cute manager tranfers in
>start dating
>things going well for about 1 month
>3 months in i'm losing my mind, literally iv'e been to a mental health facility before
>99% sure she's cheating on me
>start saying retarded shit at work
>Start acting like an asshole
>say some off things like "african american" in front of my black manager one time
>everyone says i'm racist
>ignore it
>start getting treated like shit
>trapped
>cant find another job
>fail at life
And my gf broke up with me, and i'm pretty sure it was because of this gem. lol at my life.
>black coworker comes in
>says "we know you're racist it's ok" under his breath
>was tired from working third shift, i honestly thought he said his register was open and it was ok
>say "ok" back because i want to go home
>he says screw you
>freak the fuck out
>realize what i said and what he said
>keep asking "what did you say" over and over in a panic
>gets super mad at me
>cant let it go, keep asking
>yells at me
>proceed to leave
This was the last time i went to work, don't know how this could get worse but it will.
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I once date raped a girl in college in the late 80s.
I'm in a political position on the national level in the US so my life would absolutely be ruined...
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>>706023860
Who hasn't?! Fucking rookie.
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>>706023176
I'm a mostly bed-bound recluse who spends several hours a day here for the past two years, and I have only ONCE come across real CP here and it was removed within seconds.

Potentially underage teenage looking girls are not cp.
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>>706025275
no way thats gonna happen.
I came here to tell my secret and I would like it to keep a secret. but I can tell you that overall she is a solid 7, maybe an 8
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I licked my daughters vagina from age 00/00/01 to age 04/00/00
As soon as we had her home from the hospital, I started licking her cunny every time I changed her diaper.
I'm going to condition her to love me, and carefully groom her over the next 8-10 years so that when her mother is an old disgusting bag of shit, I'll leave her and have my daughter demand to stay with me and be my cock slave.
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>>706024706
What was the deleted post about?
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>>706023635
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>706025460
Shut the fuck up Bill. No one gives a shit. Maybe if you fucked your wife more often she wouldn't be such a grumpy cunt.
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My entire life is a fabrication of lies because I cant feel emotions like normal people. Ive cheated on my gf, lied at my job to move up in the company. I dont feel bad, or guilt lieing about feelings is second nature to me. Im a socoipath
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>>706025522
how do you live with yourself?
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>>706023143
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>>706025426
Don't work with niggers
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>>706025511
Really? I've been on here for about 6 months and I see it at least once per month
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>>706025600
some faggot posted a picture of two girls, pretending to be one of them.
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My cousin and I been sucking each other off since before highschool. We "hang out and drink beer" at his place after work.
GF would leave me if she found out.
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>>706025192
Niko Bellic is that you
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>>706023923
>>706024062
Who wouldn't have done this? I would have deep dicked them.
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>>706022777
my nipples don't match
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>>706025241
Did you learn your lesson?
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Found out a girl I went to school with was a Honduran illegal. Made her blow me and let me fuck her anal instead of turning her over to ICE. She wants to stay a virgin. I'm 19 now and have been doing this shincenshe was 15
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Im rick harrison and this is my pawnshop
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>>706025522
Crop her face then, neck down
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>>706025642
pretty well, thank you for asking.
Like I said above, sometimes I feel guilty but nothing beats having a sex slave that does anything you want and actually enjoys doing so.
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>>706025011
green when
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>>706023440
Are you me?
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>>706024691
>I have eliminated 5 so far.
jej
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>>706024161
You should stroke your cock & tell her to come in your room so she can see it.
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>>706023176
>CP in /b/ 2016
Newfag spotted.
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>>706025600
Photo of me. Didn't want it up
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>>706025511
How do you make money?
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>>706025986
Why can I still see it?
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>>706025716
ROMAN! WHAT IS THIS INTERNET
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I killed a man just for snoring
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>>706026060
Idk I just don't want people seeing now
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>>706026024
how does any disabled person make money? They don't. Disability payments and live in parents attic.
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>>706025986
You kept the facebook image name in the photo. You're not fooling anyone you faggot cuck.
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>>706025626
Kek. this.
Fuck off Bill.
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>>706025986
post it again
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>>706022777
I'm masturbating to gay porn. I'm not even gay, it just turns me up.
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>>706026084
I killed a man just for sneezing near my toasted bagel
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>>706026169
No I'd rather not sorry
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>>706025162
If I were in your shoes I would have just been with her. In all honesty, I would have asked her to move in with me and that would have been that. You kind of owe her something considering you're aware of how badly you've fucked her up.
Be a man and take responsibility. Or don't, I don't give a shit.
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I hate myself. Not a secret since I've made it clear to everyone I know enough that they think I'm being edgy. Truth is I do genuinely hate myself. If I met me in the street Id avoid me too since I'm an asshole
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Cp on my hdd.
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>>706024731
You evil fucker!
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>>706026060
refresh the page..
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I once beat a man to death with his own shoes..........
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>>706022777
my brother made me suck his dick when i was 5
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>>706026060
Post it.
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I was raped multiple times by my neighbor when I was 5-14

My girlfriend is working on her bachelors in psychology.

And wont shut the fuck up about rape victims and the long term signs of the sexual abuse

Probably wont ruin my life but I'm not ready to share that with anyone I know IRL.
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>>706025892
Not sure what you mean, but she was 7. I was 16 at the time.
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It already did and indeed it ruined my life.
It's that I am gay.
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>>706026353
No.
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>>706026413
Shut the fuck up OP
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>>706025686
Really? 2-12 year old being pinned down and fucked in their assholes? The only possible CP I've seen more than once in years are potentially 15-16-17 year olds posting their own nudes here.

Only absolute fucking retards would consider a teenager a child, or nudity to necessarily be pornography.

But of course in the U.S., the majority are quite retarded.
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>>706026438
Don't impersonate me! Also no
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>>706026372
I would fuck you.
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>>706026238
I get your point.
Actually that crossed my mind when I was younger. but then I went to college and on my third year met the woman that would become my wife
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>>706026372
Anal penetration or what?
Green text plx
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I like to troll people irl and destroy their lives just for lulzs. ........
I'm a psychopath
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>>706026372
did u ever surrender and enjoyed it
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>>706026490
Tha k you for not doing it btw and sorry
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I love all the worst kinds of porn except scat and diaper. Probably been here too long. If it ever came out that I love cp, furry, gay furry and mlp porn, I'd probably have to move away and never talk to my family again
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I fap to photoshopped photos of my sister...
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>>706022777
I jerk off to pretty fucked up shit
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>>706026570
Tits?
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>>706026622
Don't call me a slut :/ why is everyone here such a cunt
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>>706026570
No problem
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>>706026490
you weren't impersonated you faggot, he was telling the other guy to post it.

it was just a picture of some fuckin emo chick, and this is obvious bait.
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>>706026631
like
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i post pictures of my boybutt on /b/
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>>706026516
Still something you should consider if your sister gets any worse.
To be honest, you goof'd up real bad and at the very least I'd send some money to her once a month. Or something... idk... I find it hard to imagine how any woman could treat you better than an emotionally dependent, mentally broken younger sister who basically lives to fulfill your sexual needs.

I'd give up 30 years of my life for a woman who would do everything *EVERYTHING* I asked. Not just "Grab me a beer" or "Suck my cock"
Sounds like you passed on a golden ticket for a bronze medal.
Just my opinion.
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>>706023805
You're a fucking dead man Michael!!!
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I was paid to rig the ballots in a few states for Hillary.
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>>706022777
I once had an orgy with my cousin and four of his friends when we were 12-17 (I was twelve, the youngest.)
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>>706026724
Everyone is such a perv or dick here
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>>706026622
how can one post contain so much cringe?
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>>706026751
No regerts
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>>706025760
Yes, I did. Niggers aren't worth dating. Her name is Patricia Valatka McLean if you want to see how gross she is. I'm Jamaican, not a nigger. We Caribbean people despise that Nigger shit.
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>>706026716
slut
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>>706022777
i am Batman

>>706022867
no me
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>>706026785
That's the purpose of /b/, other boards are a little more normal.
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>>706026716
You reek of new. And yeah, you let your teacher fuck you for a good grade. You are the epitome of a slut.
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>>706026892
Batman is soo gay
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>>706026930
Might never cone here again then
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I want to be a trap
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>>706022777
If my wife fucked a black guy in college.
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>>706025756
Let's see
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>>706022777
House dubs checked
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>>706026989
Go try out the other boards, you'll probably like a few of them.
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>>706026844
>Jamaican
>Not a nigger
Fucking lol, all u mother fuckers do is smoke weed and smell bad.
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Cheese pizza (and some other stuff). Would literally ruin it. It's scary when you think about it.
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>>706025770
those two ages dont tell us how long you've been doing this
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>>706022963
i want to do that sooooooo bad
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>>706026802
Leave cockpocket. You aren't wanted.
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I come to /b/. The other day some person I didn't even know was looking over my shoulder and I was embarrassed as fuck.

Once in a while some autist will ask if I've heard of 4 chan and I'll be like "is that some new iPhone or something?
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>>706027092
Sure thank you haha :)
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>>706026622
Shut that's me!
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>>706022963
greentext or gtfo
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>>706023440
One incest please.
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>>706027245
Tits or gtfo
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>>706027020
She said she dated one for two months but they didnt have sex
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>>706026521
>>706026508
Ty bby

>Well be chubby native american
>Love hot wheels (pic related)
>Move to Texas from Montana to escape reservation
>Meet neighbors first week and they invite us to a pool party
>OhShitGonnaBeLit.gif
>We Prairie Niggers never swam B4 in clean water soo we accept
>They have a son who is 12 at the time and they push for him to hangout with me
>After a few hours of swimming my parents get shitfaced off the white devils booze and they leave with out me (3 miles between houses)

this is the first time i encountered him

>Lets call him Steven
>Steven brings me to his room because i didnt have towel and I took this as him being friendly
>He strips naked and explains that this was game he plays with his dog all the time and i would get a towel if I played along
>Fucker made me blow him untill he pissed in my mouth...

I have more stories if y'all wanna hear them.
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>>706023526
Femanon?
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>>706024416
Triggered or fuck off newfag
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>>706027245
Delete this ty
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>>706027245
omg no you reposted it! my life is over now!!!
please delete it
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>>706027266
Timestamp
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>>706026568
Every encounter was worse then the last.

So no
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>>706027390
Fucking Newfag ,replying to b8.
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>>706023635
How did you launder the cash, Tyrone?
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>>706027452
Thsnks for pretending to be me prick
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I'm insane. Like my thought processes are completely schizophrenic and paranoid and I just say what seems normal, never what I'm actually thinking. I was also diagnosed as schizoid in high school but never told anyone.
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>>706024193
Did you enjoy it? What did you think when he came
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>>706026770
ok I didnt explain myself well
She is not mentally broken in the way you are implying. she has a social life, my kid loves her, my wife loves her. in everything but sexual life she is normal.
She is extremely dependant on me only sexually.
Some years ago she had a boyfriend for some months. she broke up with him because he wanted her to move in with him and, in her own words "it would stop me from having the real thing". While i admit that is pretty fucked up you would think of her as completely normal if you met her
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>>706024224
Fuck. Please share.
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>>706027537
That I was fucked and like I didn't know what to do
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>>706027266
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>>706027512
stop impersonating me! i Just want my photo off the internet
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>>706024416
He created anime
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>>706027350
Dank story bro, sorry this happened to you.
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>>706024227
Wow please post pics of her.

Why is she dependant on you?
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I'm black.
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>>706027634
Nypa
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>>706027375
nope
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>>706023923
What did you say to her to end up eating her out?
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>>706027597
It has to originate from somewhere fucktwat
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>>706023914
You should be getting so much pussy. You are one of a handful
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Your guess... Also, check them.

>Tfw you don't really choose your sexuality despite what feminazism say
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>>706027709
Curious also
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>Have a large family full of cousins and siblings
>Fuck many of them including my single aunts triplets sisters
>Everyone in the family knows
>Turns out im not the only one
>Family starts to share these events at get togethers
> nobody is shocked
>Family starts to have orgys durring family events
> happens more
>i have an orgy with moslty girl family members at least twice a month
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>>706027093
Yup, but at least we stay with our own and aren't into nigger shit. We just love our weed & spicy food. Only the rastas smell like shit, the rest of us bathe.
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>>706023000
>>706023289
>>706023440
>>706024062
>greentext
>>706024691
For what purpose? (entertainment, sexual arousal, releasing anger, etc)
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I work in an educational institute and I think I'm falling in love with one of the students.
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>>706027655
Thanks I guess.

I just never really talked about it with anyone with fear of judgement or disgust
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>>706024227
>>706027674
>>706024228

Wrong anon
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>>706027710
so? what are the odds that a pic already on at least five other sites is of someone in this specific thread
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Somtimes when my wang is hard, i catapult mm's into my mouth
>>706022777
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>>706023143
Holy shit anon, my sides.
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>>706027162
Might as well marry her at this point.
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>>706024062 (You)
>>706025723
she suddenly was so afraid that my wife could hear her (who slept some 5 meters away in the next room) that she freaked out completely. I even had to brush my teeth so that no smell was left... Sorry, would really have enjoyed that taste some longer. Since this night she completely avoids our complete family (including parents-in-law)
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>>706027822
What...
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>>706023635

> I have committed over a dozen robberies, totaling over $10,000 in jewelry, cash, and clothing.

> made a living robbing, mugging, and stealing from people and places for the past 7 years
> I've made close to a million dollars and live in a very nice house

which is it?
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>>706027822
You just sit on the internet and lie like this usually or is this a special day for you?
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>>706026397
>tell the story
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- I fucked my bro's wife when I was 19 and she was 28.
- I gropped my niece when I was 9 and she was 4.
- I touched my sister while she was sleeping when I was 14 and she was 30 cause I couldnt stand my desire for a woman's body.
- I secretely masturbate while swimming on the sea to random girls in bikini cause I like danger.
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>>706024323
>>706024587
Samefag
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>>706027309
Disgusting!
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that i dated a drug dealer by accident. if my mom found out, it will be hell
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>>706026372
did you become his cockslave?
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Semisosio here. CanĀ“t feel the right feels. still feel bad with no direction.
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>>706025426
>Saying African American makes you a racist.

How are you not able to handle this situation better?
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>>706024435
kek
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>>706028055
its true
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>>706023635
>i've stolen multiple homeless people
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>>706027960
Top kek
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>>706027937
I don't believe the anon who said that, but the statistics are actually pretty good since the original image was posted on this website
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>>706027960
Nigga
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>>706025077
dats weird
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>>706023635
>hasn't fapped in sister's panties
>hasn't fucked a trap
>hasn't used a dildo
>hasn't done anything to the neighbours

You're a newfag
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>>706025241
Me too! But it smelled like fish.
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>>706025162
>>>706024828
>bad at greentexting
>was always very close to me
>started to develop a nice pair of tits and an amazing ass
>were cuddling watching a movie in my room
>touched her boob
>after some time she put my hand in her boob again
>we kissed
>we fucked and that was it.
>13 solid years of regular sex
Just take out useless words
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>>706025212
story behind the 10 y/o?
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>>706027998
That sucks. Is she hot? You should contact her & tell her that you want to visit & then dick her down.
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I masterbate in the coffee maker at work .......
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>>706027822
I really wish this were true
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>>706022777
Tbh my life is already screwed. Got caught cheating, got caught up in legal issues, people caught on to my manipulative behavior causing me to lose the friends I once had. Everything is out in the open.. while my life sucks for the most part, it's nice not having to worry about people finding out anything. Had a few sex partners I wouldn't want to be out in the open, but if they were, I doubt anyone would care enough to bug me about it.
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>>706028135
Nope and no its not denial

Each encounter progressively got worse
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>>706027960
How even?
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>>706028406
Its weird how incest type shit literally always goes from 0 to 60
I fucked my stepsister and it definitely accelerated from us not even flirting to us fucking in the span of an hour
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