so im currently in the middle of killing myself, i was thinking about doing anhero but most of those would destroy my car which is the only thing in my life i like, i have court at 1:30 today. I have 50 acetaminophen pm caplets, 300 325gm aspririn pills, 100 500 mg acetaminophen pills, and a bunch of zipties, also i have about 8 ritalin i was thinking about snorting. any advice?
also playing rigamortus by kendrick lamar cause this song is so good and it would be an honor to die to
>>706018258
Make it easy for yourself, just jump in front of a train while listening to nickelback.
Thank me later
>protip: you cant
>>706018258
snort it all and then drive in the middle of town
If you took all of that at the same time you still wouldn't die. just suck it up and go to court. i did.
i live really close to a train track but it seems like its never in use, like i said i have to be stone dead in about 3 hours so i cant just be waiting around for a train
Yeah
Don't
>>706018258
>worried about destroying your car
you are essentially performing a magic spell that turns you into an inanimate object. go be nothing.
drive through the court room at max speed
>>706018776
oh its not just the court thing, and if these wont kill me then what will?
>>706018880
do this op
>>706018938
a car crash into a courtroom going 100mph should do the trick
>>706018880
ok i can kind of dig this, 1970 impala has no airbags so id kind of have to die
>>706018258
why are you going to court
>>706018938
a car suddenly occupying the same space as your local mayor's court
>>706019012
the unfortunate part is that theres no street headed straight towards it, just going in front, theres also about 20 stairs in front of it
>>706019024
Can I have your impala after you crash it op
Assuming it won't be totaled
I'll treat it like my very own baby like Dean in Supernatural
And if you turn into a ghost come chill with us
>>706019258
of course
>>706019172
go through the back or side, your more likely to hit a judge
>>706019258
update, 4 ritalin down, gonna take all these pills soon and then tighten zipties
>>706018258
try drinking the gasoline
>>706019258
this is her
>>706019435
daddy needs his juice?
(i live it up)
you should give your car and all your money away to people in this thread since you'll be stone dead in 3 hours anyways. probably your steam login too.
Stop being a pussy and go to court
>>706019462
drive off the grand canyon like in that one movie
>>706019550
or at least jump off a sky scraper. something you only get to experience once.
That's a painful death OP. Tylenol poisoning is irreversible. So it will kill you, but you'll suffer probably. For a long, time.
>>706019462
its not like if you dont go to court they will imediatly track you down, plan out a crazy way to die so you make the news
If you're going to kill yourself why not just fuck it and do a runner in yer sweet ass car. Would be an amazing experience then just kill yourself at the end when you're finally caught
>>706018258
slit writsts
it will feel good trust me just be sure to do it right maybe google it or something
>>706018258
drive in to a gas station
Could live through a fucking amazing car chase in a sweet looking impala of all things
>>706019662
thats why the zipties, but im actually considering plowing my car into something now
>>706019744
thats what ive always wanted to do. we may have a winner here
get in a gta style car chase while high on crack, you might as well enjoy your last few hours
Hay I'm killing myself too! Only I'm using an exit bag with nitrous oxide cuz im not a fucking idiot
>>706019866
can i get a picture of you before you die
>>706019888
trips wins op must deliver
Why is OP going to court? It cant be that bad because youd be behind bars if it were.
>>706019662
>>706019815
it won't kill you, you'll just puke it up, at worst you be in agony for several hours before you break down and seek medical attention for your liver failure, they'll cut you open and cut out half your liver, you'll live, but be scared, and you'll still have to go to court.
do it in a crazy way so when we see it on the news we know its you
>>706019969
just to be clear im not killing myself because of the whole court thing, its just a mist. im killing myself bc i know i will eventually and im literally a shit human
>>706018258
what ever you are planning i wish you good luck
>>706020228
thank you
>>706020181
go skydiving and just dont pull the shoot
>>706020075
mate. buck the fuck up. You're not even that minging. And you've got a fucking sweet car
livestream the crash please
>>706019331
>>706019415
>>706019462
That's a clean ride OP
As much as I'd rather you live, it's not really my place to judge or tell you what to do
What state are you in? It's 9:30 in cali right now. You said your court date is 1:30
update: railed all 10 ritalin (i miscounted sorry), my heart is starting to race, def too fucked up to go to court, not gonna do the pills, gonna do the high speed chase. i just wish i had my dads firebird, my impala is basically stock so its not very fast, but yet again, lap belts, no airbags, 2 tons of steel, that aughta do it right?
>>706020497
livestream faggot
>>706020181
dont do it op
all people are shit dont be too harsh on yourself
theres always a silver lining and Im sure you can make amends
>>706020352
ok but im basically autistic, like not really but i make really shitty choices (see OC), ive had suicidal thoughts since like 3rd grade, ive been in and out of rehabs, im just a burden on my parents constantly making up lies for why i need rent money and shit. im fucked up mentally in a lot of ways
I'm currently serving 90 days in county, got $700 child support along with my daughter taken away, and everything but my vehicle taken from me in the last couple months. Keep your head up, pussy.
>>706020075
shit guy don't do it that's a waste
>>706020570
that actually would be cool, how do?
>>706020075
why the fuck are you going to court anyway
>>706020497
where do you live faggot? i want to watch it live
>>706020678
hey im not saying i have a shit life, im just a shit person with no plans on improvement.
>>706020747
youtube can livestream or just make a twitch account and link here
>>706018258
My advice is:
Log out of /b/
Do everything you listed ASAP
Let us know how it went.
>>706020676
yeah but if you look at it thers people around the world fucking up like you non stop yet they get out the slump
Dint need to be succesful to be happy. Just take joy in the small things
>>706020678
You're a bigger pussy for whining about child support. Man up, douche bag!
>>706020775
basically someone cut me off, brake checked me, took up the whole road, made me get out, so i waved a gun in the air, they immediately appologized, left. then i left my house about an hour later and there were 6 cop cars there and like 3 of them had ar15s pointed at me, i wanted to do deathbycop but i think they wouldve just tazed me bc im white
Kill yourself if you must, though i don't endorse it. . . but don't make any one else suffer just because you are. Become nothing alone, just like you came into this world. Leave the innocent of it.
>>706020835
if your life is not shit then at least do one last deed and give me some money on paypal... college is expensive as fuck
[email protected]
>>706020497
have you made up your mind on how you wanna die yet
>>706021058
hows portland? saw your vid, don't kill yourself pussy get a lawyer, youre white
>>706020949
i have a great life and im usually very happy, i just dont want to be alive and i believe that should be my own choice, i didnt ask for any of this, also this election tbh and i dont have enough money to move to the netherlands
>>706021146
$32 in my account, rent is due on the 1st
>>706018258
Aspirin and Tylenol won't do it. You are just going to be sick for a couple days.
Everything will look yellow and you will be dizzy.
OP is a faggot
I tried that one.
I'm also a faggot
Not an actual faggot
Only sucked 3 dicks
Have kids now
que onda gente
>>706021256
i wish i lived in portland
death by badass car is your only suicide option left
>>706021420
whoops, dude did the same thing u are freakin out over here, calm down, people fuck up.
>>706021388
you'll be dead on the 1st so don't worry about that
everything counts
>>706021393
faggot
>>706021238
ya im gonna live stream a high speed chase then crash into something really solid to ensure my death
>>706021606
bicurious
>>706021393
>sucked 3 dicks
>Have kids now
So dick sucking non-faggots get pregnant now?
You crazy kids and your new fangled ways.
also my dying wish is that you listen to this song, and for the record i used to hate rap and i used to only listen to metal, reggae, ska, classic rock, etc. but kendrick lamar is a lyrical genius almost to the point on neil pert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_eQbg8tuns
>>706021688
steal a GoPro
oh and instead of doing it in your gay ass impala go to a dealership and ask for a test drive for a corvette or something and THEN do the chase. kick the salesman out or take him out with you whatever
>>706021980
No, I won't.
You failed at this too faggot.
kys
>>706021983
hey if anyone hates my car its me, it looks alright but it only runs 14s and its rusted out as fuck, if anyone who knows anything about cars took a close look at it they'd know its a piece of shit too, dont get me wrong i love it, but its so impractical and not nearly as nice as people make it out to be
>>706021291
Bro trust me the netherlands isn't that much better..
Thought my heart rate would be a little higher than this, I just railed a bunch of Ritalin
so do i need to pay money or anything to stream with twitch? cause im actually doing this for you guys
>>706022462
are you doing it or not fag. setup the stream on your phone
>>706022560
its free i think
>>706022560
just do it make it spectacular and we will se you on the news
>>706022583
im fucking trying, this shit be hard, im in the twitch app, i have an acc, but how tf do i stream? see im literally retarded and dont need to live
You still there OP? Let us know how we can see you
>>706022796
You can use the Periscope app or Tinychat
I think twitch will shut your shit down pretty quick
>>706022796
i dont think you can stream on your phone but you could use youtube instead
>>706022887
try this
>>706022880
use pericsope
>>706022880
Use Periscope. You can stream with your phone, free, we can all watch even without the app. You only need the app to comment on the video / chat
>>706022958
How do we watch without the app?
>>706022880
godsspeed nigger
>>706023023
website
>>706022958
downloading it rn, thank you
posting nudes before i die because yodo
Don't leave us hanging OP
>>706023256
thank you now i dont need to leave the thread
>>706022796
Just fucking die already. God damn it!
this is probably gonna be pretty lame and my cars pretty loud
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YqKDDonVbLKV?q=driving+the+impala
DIE ALREADY YOU COMMIE SCUM
Lol fucking commie
>>706018258
I think you should just go with the obvious option, take everything you have, and drive your car through the courtroom doors.
If somehow your car still works drive to your hearing.
Stream is kill?
>>706023934
STREAD DIED WTF
Damn, Periscope livestream stopped
OP stopped the stream
He must have accidentally closed it or pressed stop on the phone
my dumb ass forgot to turn wifi off so the stream crashed, also this captia was select all cars LOL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlLaNZdMGL?q=driving+the+impala+take+2
Periscope = Ruskies.
Goddamned Trump business I'd bet.
>>706022796
Don't listen to these twisted, loser, lowlife scum bags OP. You really need to think about how much life has to offer, and how death has absolutely nothing. There are SO many roads you can take to cope with your depression and suicidal thoughts. Please take a day or week to your senses and stop feeding these garbage ass holes who are trying to reinforce that suicide is the right decision. Get in your car and go on a nice scenic drive while listening to some good reggae music, I promise that you'll be okay if you try just one minute at a time.
>>706024178
OP you'll know my comments when you see them on the periscope app on the stream. Reconsider dude
someone record this please
OP, you sound like you're gonna cry. Let it out, man.
This shit will blow over. Don't die. You sexy.
Video frozen for anyone else?
do it
>>706025100
You're a fucking idiot
>>706018258
if you take all that shit, your death will be protracted and extremely painful.
DAMNITSOMUCH
how do i post in the chat
>>706025519
i think you have to have an account?
>>706025519
You need a twitter account
Periscope links to twitter
Somebody stop this guy
>>706019024
You'd die by a steering column impaling your sternum. It would be just about the most painful way to go.
>>706026173
hes gonna hit someone with his car isnt he
He's on the highway right now. I think we're too late to talk him out of it. I tried.
rip in peace impala ivan
>>706027006
is the impalas name ivan?
>>706027006
He didn't do it did he?! Fuck please say no
>>706027155
not yet
>>706027155
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlLaNZdMGL#
>>706027209
What's he saying?
>>706018693
Kek
>>706027295
hes gonna drive off the top of a parking garage
>>706027295
just talking
can you not watch it>>706027258
he says he thinks one of his wheels might be falling off, so he needs to just do this.
bump
ITT - we take an afternoon ride with faggot OP.
kek
60 year old fixing her vape
here we go
>>706028124
What's going on...? :(
>>706018258
Be creative. Hope to see you on the news, OP.
>>706028280
all right here it goes--and the stream cuts off
What the fuck it cut out
stream down?
>>706028500
Did it seem like he was actually going to try something...?
>>706028500
i think the stream was lagging behind like 10 secodns or so so when he died his phone also got destroyed so it couldn't send the delayed footage to the server... pity
I heard his tires squeal then it cut out.
FUCK
Igot to "Here we g..." and the fucking link froze again.
Now it's ended.
FUCKMESOMUCH
>>706028594
this
Glorious. Good bye, OP.
>>706028617
Why the fuck are you acting like this is some cool action movie, the guy was saying he is suicidal. What the fuck is wrong with you?
He crashed the car. The tires screeched and it went black lost connection. Fuck
look at the stream end. we can see him turning off and his tires squeal. and than the stream stops
>>706028701
Because I'm human?
We do take an interest in these things.
>morbid curiosity
stream is up
>>706028730
Did he says where he was from? Police radio or something?
What a glorious faggot. He's a legend.
My captcha was "seat belt"
>>706028701
people react differently to situations
Fuck every single one of you that egged him on
OP's delivered. Video going up on Twitter @Nodescape
>Ok, here we go
>Tire screeching
that was certainly a ride.
>>706029256
anyone know what city he's in? Did you see the street signs?
>>706029080
Welcome to /b/
He did what we could not. OP is Legend
>>706029337
pretty sure it was the midwest. I'll start looking at it closer tho
>>706029337
To fuzzy but I'll look
>>706028893
Did you even attempt to put yourself in his shoes? If you were seriously contemplating suicide you would hope that strangers would want to lend a hand. What if that was your brother?
>>706029080
i didn't egg it on, but we don't even know if he went through with it.
it could even be a toaster steve situation where he did something, but survived.
Saw signs for interstate 84 and Garden city Fairgrounds.