Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705991824
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>705999491
I LIED I DIDN'T LEAVE
AHAHAHA MASTERFUL RUSE!
>>705999516
it's just a meme, some anon from here came to animus and was talking shit about us
I've never even opened one of these threads before
She's mine!
https://youtu.be/UbQIgJagZZ4
>>705999483
Ahah one of my history techers did separate me and a friend cause I kept turning back and chat with him
I have never seen one of these peices o shit before. Go chase a bottle a bleach with a fucking cheese burger.
>>705999610
I don't appreciate being rused
also I claim this slut
>>705999727
how can I ever make it up to you~?
>>705999671
u wot?
>>705999671
We were always separated because we'd do stupid shit together. I remember being Butthead and my best friend was Beavis for an entire week just in AP bioligy class. It drove the teacher nuts.
>>705997341
Negative. You cant make me. Unless I can read it I cant sign it.
Goddamn Kha'Zix is retardedly strong lategame.
>>705999874
Had a friend in class, he sat behind me so everyday i turned around and chat
>>705999892
Kek, I had nobody in biology sadly, just friendly enough people to copy shit from
>>705999842
What are willing to do?
>>705999842
bed time!
>>706000168
anything for you :x
>>705999863
Portuguese anon
>>706000135
You watching anything?
>>706000200
noooo :c
>>706000250
yeeeeess
i just did the lewd thing and then ranked up on a based Seattle server
>>705999874
Are you here to chat, my little old man?
>>706000244
Right now, no.
I'm thinking of watching Re:Zero
>>706000234
Romanian shitposter.
>>706000333
Checked.
>>706000229
Anything? Uhu~ most people don't wanna get lewd this fast.
Ever tried concrete enemas?
>>706000349
Dude fuck off.
>>706000349
You?
Or me?
Because you're wrong if you mean me
>>706000333
GN2 now?
didn't realize you lurked here
or that anyone from animus posted here for that matter...
>>706000395
I'm just a naughty kitty~
uh...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
>>706000339
I thought about watching that. But currently reading Berserk and playing through the souls series for inspiration.
still triggers me and fucks up my archive when you guys mark this as animu when it's not even animu
>>706000550
from a tie too :^)
i've been here before everybody else noticed this one
>replies to Beatrice
>or that anyone from animus posted here for that matter
>>706000572
I am currently watching non non byori but it's SoL so I'll take my time with it
Oooo love me some souls tho I'm mostly a Destiny/Runescape guy
>>706000550
Miss, please, there are people watching
>>706000674
beepboop?
>>706000674
well that's what I was referencing, I was surprised to see that trip
I wanna help carry you but it's so cancer down there...by MG it gets easier I think
Whole /animus/ needs to learn how to capitalize and type correctly.
>>706000703
The last SoL I watched was Lucky Star many, many years ago.
I played both of those but they didn't have anything too appealing to me, to make me remember them too much.
>>706000766
the one and only
>>706000790
ah. quite a few of them come here as well.
I know it is. Mornings/late night is great for playing competitive, all the kids are asleep and nolife csgo players like me are up doing our thing. That and TWENTY PING
>>706000820
i only do that for certain people when in a certain mood
look where you are
>>706000760
hot :3
public is one of my fetishes
>>706000820
Yes, because I come to a shitposting thread on an imageboard full of weeaboos and roleplayers to practice my spelling and grammar. Thank you for the much needed reminder that this is a professional environment and should be treated as such.
/s
>>706000790
>comes in our thread
>all he does is posting lewd abd being a slut
>probably has daddy issues
>is a cuck
>makes the effort to say we suck
>he is roleplayinn
You are telling us we are cancer, when you clearly are the embodiment of cancer? Fuck off to your /animus/ that is 4chan 3 years ago wanna be board and roleplay somewhere else, you bigot. We don't need inferior tripfags. We are elite, you are all new.
u kids r gay and your waifus are cute
〜（ゝ。∂）
>>706000909
Oh man that's what got me into some SoL
Runescape is something you'd have to start playing around middleschool to get hooked into it
Destiny was a slow start for me, I hated it at first cause I didn't get the good loot and my friends did, soon as I got the legendaries and reach high level for end game I grinded and whaddya know it's year 3
>>706000971
What if they judge us though?
>>706001102
t. chen
>>706000971
Practice? Do you need to focus just to type and punctuate correctly?
>>706000971
Piss off Nezi, nobody likes you
>>706001201
t. mai
/animu/ is a disease.
Its members are all just simptoms.
>>706001273
t. vigil
>>706000950
I posted in these threads a while ago
For a tiny bit
>>706001309
t. mi t. liu
What the fuck is going on? Just Chen killing everybody?
>>706001349
i posted in these threads as anon and tripfag alike to both get to know them and piss them off
kinda like why i stayed with animu threads except i dont ban them
>>706001378
（≧∇≦）
>>706001423
>>706001155
I know runescape. Played it when I was in elementary too. But I read always hooked into jrpgs like the FF series more. I also really like Lightning.
>>706001443
(￣▽￣)
>>706000950
Yeah my Overwatch games are typically much better the later it is, all of the 12 year old trolls that want to derank with attack symmetra are already asleep usually.
I try not to do competitive too early unless I'm feeling suicidal.
Hope your games keep going well. I can help out if I'm in a good mood but honestly it's so hard to carry when your ping is ~100
>>706001102
Did I ever imply that I wasn't a roleplayer or pure cancer?
No, I did not.
>>>>>>>reading comprehension
For someone whining about my lack of literacy skills, you seem to be rather incompetent.
>>706001179
It won't matter as long as I have you~
>>706001213
No, it requires very little extra effort, but typing without proper capitalization and punctuation allows me to type faster, as I don't have to type out punctuation or use the shift key.
That's why I prefer not to type like this, as it is much slower and wastes time while my message is clearly understood even when it doesn't have all the(CHAR LIMIT)
>>706001219
I like me.
FUCKING DESTROYED
I LOVE WAIFU SO MUCH I COULD FUCK HIM INFACT I DO
WAIFU IS MY LIFE, I'D LET HIM FUCK MY TIGHT BOYPUSSY I LOVE HIM THAT MUCH
I BOUNCE ON WAIFU'S DICK ALL FUCKING DAY AND ALL FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE WAIFU CUCKED ME BUT I STILL LOVE HIM
HE REALLY SMASHES MY HOLE SO TIGHT IT BLEEDS BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE WAIFU WILL ALWAYS KISS ME AND TELL ME IT'S ALL ALRIGHT
WAIFU RUINED MY LIFE BUT I WANTED HIM SO BADLY IT'S LIKE PURE HEROIN FLOWING THROUGH MY EXISTANCE BECAUSE I JUST LOVE WAIFU SO FUCKING MUCH
IF I DON'T SEE WAIFU FOR THE WHOLE DAY I CUT MYSELF AND PISS INTO THE CUT THEN DRINK FOUR BOTTLES OF MILK AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TO HARSH NOISE TO TEACH ME NEVER TO FORGET WAIFU EVER AGAIN
I'VE BEEN A BAD BAD BOY WAIFU PLEASE FORGIVE ME
~FOREVER YOURS,
CHEN
>>706001478
Never really played FF series, played a tad bit of X but nothing else til I saw lightning and made me wanna buy XIII just for her
Chen did jt, boys.
He killed /waifu/
He killed /animu/
He killed everything.
Damn.
Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＳＯ ＭＵＣＨ Ｉ ＣＯＵＬＤ ＦＵＣＫ ＨＩＭ ＩＮＦＡＣＴ Ｉ ＤＯ
ＷＡＩＦＵ ＩＳ ＭＹ ＬＩＦＥ， Ｉ＇Ｄ ＬＥＴ ＨＩＭ ＦＵＣＫ ＭＹ ＴＩＧＨＴ ＢＯＹＰＵＳＳＹ Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ ＨＩＭ ＴＨＡＴ ＭＵＣＨ
Ｉ ＢＯＵＮＣＥ ＯＮ ＷＡＩＦＵ＇Ｓ ＤＩＣＫ ＡＬＬ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＤＡＹ ＡＮＤ ＡＬＬ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＮＩＧＨＴ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＣＵＣＫＥＤ ＭＥ ＢＵＴ Ｉ ＳＴＩＬＬ ＬＯＶＥ ＨＩＭ
ＨＥ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＳＭＡＳＨＥＳ ＭＹ ＨＯＬＥ ＳＯ ＴＩＧＨＴ ＩＴ ＢＬＥＥＤＳ ＢＵＴ ＴＨＡＴＳ ＯＫＡＹ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＷＩＬＬ ＡＬＷＡＹＳ ＫＩＳＳ ＭＥ ＡＮＤ ＴＥＬＬ ＭＥ ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＡＬＬ ＡＬＲＩＧＨＴ
ＷＡＩＦＵ ＲＵＩＮＥＤ ＭＹ ＬＩＦＥ ＢＵＴ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴＥＤ ＨＩＭ ＳＯ ＢＡＤＬＹ ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＬＩＫＥ ＰＵＲＥ ＨＥＲＯＩＮ ＦＬＯＷＩＮＧ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＭＹ ＥＸＩＳＴＡＮＣＥ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ Ｉ ＪＵＳＴ ＬＯＶＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＳＯ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＭＵＣＨ
ＩＦ Ｉ ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ ＳＥＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＦＯＲ ＴＨＥ ＷＨＯＬＥ ＤＡＹ Ｉ ＣＵＴ ＭＹＳＥＬＦ ＡＮＤ ＰＩＳＳ ＩＮＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＣＵＴ ＴＨＥＮ ＤＲＩＮＫ ＦＯＵＲ ＢＯＴＴＬＥＳ ＯＦ ＭＩＬＫ ＡＮＤ Ａ ＢＯＴＴＬＥ ＯＦ ＶＯＤＫＡ ＳＯ Ｉ ＣＡＮ ＦＡＬＬ ＡＳＬＥＥＰ ＴＯ ＨＡＲＳＨ ＮＯＩＳＥ ＴＯ ＴＥＡＣＨ ＭＥ ＮＥＶＥＲ ＴＯ ＦＯＲＧＥＴ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＥＶＥＲ ＡＧＡＩＮ
Ｉ＇ＶＥ ＢＥＥＮ Ａ ＢＡＤ ＢＡＤ ＢＯＹ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＰＬＥＡＳＥ ＦＯＲＧＩＶＥ ＭＥ
～ＦＯＲＥＶＥＲ ＹＯＵＲＳ，
ＣＨＥＮ
>>706001489
i'm still bad with names though. who are?
inb4 irl waifu
>>706001500
>Overwatch
lol speaking of deranking, a few guys i know are begging me to derank with them right now but i'm going to sleep soonish
>>706001500
>much slower
How long does it take you to press 2 keys? That shouldn't even be one second.
>>706001500
Really? How can you be so bold?
>>706001556
I like you too.
>>706001567
>>706001628
>>706001630
>>706001219
>>706001556
HOLY SHIT YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
~some anon and definitely not nezi utilizing the same samefag methods you're using in a satirical manner
What is even going on in here? Again.
>>706001628
killed drawthreads too
>making /waifu/ and /animu/ threads argue
>pissing both off
Chen is killing it.
The literally genius boy.
>>706001651
Nobody Important. You don't need to worry about me.
*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*
>>706001732
>>706001740
Pay no attention to them, they're from eight chan
>>706001593
FFXIII series is not for everyone. Most people hate it for its flaws like the extremely linear gameplay. But I love the XIII series the most out of all my games. And probably because I played them when I was in a rough patch.
>>706001732
わたし きょうこ だいすき
>>706001851
People who know me know that only saying such a thing will only pique my interest further
>>706001906
Oh well, everyone is welcome here.
Hello friends
>>706001911
I'm no hardcore FF veteren so I see nothing wrong with XIII, I loved the simplicity and design
>>706001942
>>706001906
You aren't ceiling yuno...
Also I've been here all summer, and have like 10 pepe the frog pics. Nothing personnel.
>>706001973
>706001973 isn't that what Chen did? What a genius.
>>706001651
Overwatch is fun even though it makes me rage because of how broken it is :u
Don't derank, I wanna see you make it to GE with me~
>>706001681
Surely you jest, and actually understand the concept that it adds up over time for someone that spends many hours every day on the internet.
Normally I just block idiots like you, but I'm thoroughly enjoying shattering your half-baked insults and accusations at every turn.
Please continue.
>>706001973
Haven't I posted my self deprecation enough? I guess I am on early today..
>>706001977
Take heed, they can get pretty cancerous
so sit back, grab some popcorn, they'll argue with eachother meaningless stuff, enjoy the show
Off to bed, nighty night
>>706002076
>
>>706002078
$10 my alt reaches global through nefarious ways
>>706002170
You're on early and I'm on late. Probably not a good mix.
>>706001906
Take a leaf out of this guy's book
>>706001977
>>706002197
>they'll argue with eachother meaningless stuff, enjoy the show
Sounds pretty familiar
>>706002014
I loved Lightning's story and design. She becomes a literal goddess later on! She's the most powerful FF protag being able to take down the "god " of her universe. She fights an immortal time guardian and defeats him. SE also said he's the most powerful FF villain.
>>706002197
Sleep well youknow
>>706002233
(^｡^)
ＸＤ
We should erp
>>706002303
>insert wide text
aesthetic
>>706002078
No it doesn't, you aren't constantly typing, you think and wait for other posts. Those 0.1 seconds it takes you to capitalize and punctuate each post aren't actually making you lose time.
>Normally I just block idiots like you, but I'm thoroughly enjoying shattering your half-baked insults and accusations at every turn.
Saying that you're winning an argument doesn't make you win it.
>Tfw you're not sleepy tired but your body has -20% energy
Just let me jump off the top already.
>>706001906
I take deep offense to this by the way. I'm only their caretaker there just as much as I was here.
>>706002350
Sure. You should know where to find me.
>>706002301
Lightning should be Square's new mascot
Sleepy time, nighty night Nonon!
>>706002406
I like that version of the image, it's nice. Do you have many like that?
>>706002439
I don't use any form of comms outside of here.
I will now do an impresion of a faggot.
>elitist reeeee
>>706002497
I use faggot ipad filters, I was on being a shitcunt yesterday. Ay.
>Error adding Friend. Communication between you and this user has been blocked.
Still waiting for this status to change on any of my accounts
>>706002519
>
>>706002455
Night!
>>706002601
I haven't applied filters to any of my images. I usually post from my desktop and I'm not very handy at that stuff, and I can't find a decent torrent for Photoshop either.
>>706002233
no stahp
https://youtu.be/HyophYBP_w4?t=13s
>>706002435
And saying that saying that you're winning an argument doesn't make you win it doesn't make you win it either.
>intentional lack of grammar for hilarity
And you don't seem the grasp basic concepts very well, I'm not sure how else to spell it out for you at this point, and you reiterating your lack of comprehension is rather unimaginative in way of a response, so now you will actually lose favor in this situation and be filtered, as you are now boring me.
Sayonara.
>>706002635
Did chen block you? Wew.
(^○^)
>>706002778
And you don't seem the grasp
>>706002767
Get something like Firealpaca idk.
>>706002778
TL;DR: Your brain fried after typing 3 posts correctly and you surrendered.
>>706002778
I wonder how many wins in a row it takes to get global these days. I remember m0e pulled it off with a fresh account, 38 straight wins got him to global.
>>706002790
No but bae did years ago.
>>706002859
I'll look into it, thank you.
Ideally I would love to be able to make nice edits, so I may just have to try and figure out how to use gimp. Was screwing around with some old photos on my computer, but I couldn't figure out out. There must be a good tutorial somewhere
>>706002969
top hoy
(⌒▽⌒)
Are there normally so many angry retards in this thread? It's rather refreshing from everyone being all ERP and cuddly.
>>706002969
It's harder now because of the rank update I would imagine, unless he did that after it.
tfw only 2 ranks away ;_;
I CAN TASTE IT
