What would be the cringiest tattoo?
>>705935707
99% of tattoos are cringey, the other 1% are amazing until someone posts a picture of them and 9001 sheep rush out and copy it
>>705935707
Literally any tattoo.
>>705935834
This.
There is a short list of people who should have tattoos: strippers, hookers, pornstars, marines, sailors, bikers, and musicians. If you're not on that list and you have a tattoo, you should be embarrassed.
i think it depends on the person too. If you're a bearded biker that snorts crank and fucks biker sluts and you have a pin up girl on your bicep, I think that is acceptable. If you're a mustached hipster doofus with some fancy art then it's like you're trying to hard. No tattoos for me. My dad told me for every tattoo I get I lose 100k on my inheritance, and before you judge what would you do?
>>705936297
Why only marines?
>>705936461
>wait til dad dies
>get a tattoo
>???
>profit
>>705936496
Army is acceptable as well, I guess. Fuck the Airforce, though.
>>705936676
my idea is to wait till he dies then get a tattoo of his face somewhere on me, lol
This is cringe at its finest
>>705936755
The fuck is wrong with you
>>705936711
>mfw I asked because I'm going to join the air force
Surely pilots can have cool tattoos?
>>705936982
you tell me I guess
>>705936297
who the fuck made you the expert on other people's life choices?
>>705935707
that's the original sonic, bretty cool
getting the new autism sanic would be cringy
Tattoos aren't cool anymore. They used to be interesting, because only a few people had them, and they usually got something that was done well or at very least meant something to them. They used to have a certain mystique.
Now, fucking everyone has them. Every dumb bitch at the club is inked up. It's harder to find someone who doesn't have one than someone who does. Most of them are retarded, too. Some idiot gets SpongeBob tattooed on his chest because he's a dumb stoner faggot and thinks it's funny. You get gamer gurlz who get Zelda tattoos for attention. You get meathead dudebros who get generic tribal bullshit.
The mystique is gone. They're not cool anymore. It's just another shitty affectation boring people use to try to trick you into thinking they're interesting and deep.
>>705937090
Always that one guy to ruin a good show with a shitty tattoo lol
>>705937090
Nah, bro.
Nah.
>>705937121
I did, you little millennials faggot.
>>705937207
This. I have none and don't see the reasoning other than to stand out but ironically it brings all the hipsters together
>>705937207
but what about pretentious "works of art" tattoos that they spend like 13k on over the course of 2 years? I think I hate that the most, it screams for attention.
>>705937207
Guilty
Thanks for your opinion btw. I'll get mine removed tomorrow because they're not unique enough for you
>>705937248
that's a good tattoo of a shitty show
>>705935707
>>705937458
Whatcha watching buddy?
>>705937458
You've got that ass backwards dadio
>>705937700
Fuck you, Mr. Cool Ice is a god
>>705936297
Im a sailor and I still think tattoos are ugly.
>>705935707
A tardis tattoo.
>>705936297
Biker stronk. Brought two bikes back from the dead and rode/ride the fuck outta em.
>>705937449
I agree. I mean, if you're Yakuza or some shit, I get it, it's part of the culture, but if you're a fucking Barrista, yeah, fuck you. Again, you have nothing interesting to say and you just want something splashed on you so people won't notice how dull you really are.
>>705937453
Cool, thanks.
Surprised by the lack of Mr. Cool Ice in this thread, but other than that this anons hit the nail on the head:
>>705937207
>>705936297
>>705937827
More like tardi tattoo who's with me
>>705937867
yes this, plus it is a massive waste of money. Put a down payment on a nice car or something if you want attention, at least it's functional.
>>705937827
Actually, I was thinking about getting one while making this thread. Doesn't look too shitty to me.
meme tattoos are the absolute cringiest
>>705937915
I need this one
>>705937776
says the 12 year old faggot who thinks this shit is cool
>teardrop tattoo by eye, but the teardrop is part of a dog paw
You need to be from California to get it
>>705937090
Pilots are officers and rate zero tattoos.
>>705938219
I'm gonna get it just because I'm not from Cali
>>705937913
Medium kek
>>705937915
I'm not laughing at that dude's tattoos because I'm not suicidal.
>>705938321
I mean the joke you fucking faggot
>point proven
A Mr T pot tattoo
>>705938022
Thuder only happens wlen its raisinl
We may have a winner
this would be a totally badass totally not cringey tattoo! very gangster!
Any of them really.
>>705938671
Got to >>/mlp/
>>705935834
Absolutely this.
>>705935707
Come on mann!?
That's the koolezt tatoo.
I LUB SANIC!!!1
>>705938888
Checked
>>705938822
wat
Did you read the OP?
I'm contributing.
Stop pretending to be retarded.
I was thinking getting a Sakura fucking Sailor Moon tattoo on my chest.
Watch this. It's a clip from a show called Tattoo Fixers they show in England. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlvIwQM0K_U
>>705937568
No cartoons.
I watched Adventure Time when it was good.
I watched one season of Bojack Horseman.
I watched one episode of Stephen Universe.
I've watched the second episode of Rick and Morty and it was a clever idea executed in a terribly "14 year old" manner. I guess it's not a shitty show, but actually following it means you are shitty.
>>705938888
Checked
>>705938648
That looks like some shit from one of those Scary Stories books from back in the day.
>>705939015
Looks like a blob of shit. I knew a girl who got a Trinity tattoo and it was a purple and baby blue clusterfuck.
>>705939134
>>705937827
I wanted doctor who tattoos but anything like that is cringe worthy, instead I got my childhood dogs names in galifreyan. Not a while lot better but at least it's not immediately recognizeable as cringe
>>705938822
>>>/mlp/
Lurk more newfag
I have two tattoos on my wrist. No one notices them and I don't shove them in people's faces. Did them myself so I also didn't waste money, no color, just black ink.
Someone who goes all out
>Lol, look, I'm a lizard manthing
Can go fuck themselves.
Now, someone get this as a back tattoo
I wanna get a wrestling tattoo!!
>>705939408
>it's not immediately recognizeable as cringe
That's why I'm getting a tattoo of my name in Gallifreyan.
>>705937444
Trips of truth.
>>705939516
why your own name?
>>705935834
>>705936297
People usually get tattoos as a reminder. You know? Say for instance you having a son, and you were there to watch him being born. You might get a tattoo to celebrate the occasion. And then from then on, everytime you see the tattoo you are reminded of that day.
If you are getting a tattoo for any other reason, it is probably considered tacky and cringey. For example, if you get a tattoo of your favorite video game character, that could be considered cringey. Because it doesn't serve as a reminder, it serves no purpose. You might as well color on yourself with magic markers.
You know what I mean?
>>705939374
that one wins tbh famalamas
>>705936967
Thats actually pretty good
>>705939592
My dog's name*
Sorry 'bout that.
>>705939597
You can't remember the birth of your son without it being permanently etched onto your skin?
>>705937700
FUCK YOU
>>705939791
Even better when they go senile and even a tattoo doesn't help
>>705939791
It's a way to mark the occasion.
>>705937487
the cringiest so far
>>705937487
>that nipple ring
>>705937487
this can not be real
>>705939953
So is a cake, and it costs less and tastes better.
>>705937121
hipster tattooed faggot detected
>>705936967
Nah man it's pretty well thought out and well done.
>>705940061
Can't argue with that.
>>705935707
any tattoo is cringey
>>705940250
We're talking about tattoos. Not children's drawing.
I have my grandfathers birthday tattooed on my left collarbone. I loved him so much.
R.I.P. Pawpaw
>>705937776
Mr. Cool Ice detected
>>705940030
>>705940427
>>705938566
Thuunder*
>>705938548
Kez
>>705940427
this is just wrong
>>705939597
people get tattoos because they lack something they can't deal with on the inside. Something they lack or don't feel close enough to. Something that could be cured with introspection, meditation or therapy. Tattoos are a cheaply drawn band-aid for deeper issues.
>>705940427
>>705937487
Wonder what the artist was thinking the entire time
>Years wasted, in debt, and now this faggatory shit
Dude I used to work with. He got fired shortly after he got it
>>705937700
I wonder what he looks like today
>>705940783
Did Monster paid him or he's just that dumb?
>>705940319
crin-cringey
>>705936967
pretty good artist, nailed the eyes of the CT and the T even looks just like the T he's based off of (pic related)
>>705940865
Can't it be both?
>>705940865
He would still be dumb even if monster paid him
>>705936297
>tfw you are not allowed to carry your ancestor's marks without embarrassment, but a stripper can.
>>705937700
Neato
Anyone know this guy's name?
>>705937827
That's fucking retardis...
>>705941074
It's the 21st century, you ignorant savage. We need another era of colonialism.
>>705941028
>>705936297
what if you are an artist, anon? is it ok
>>705941396
>>705936967
super fucking cringy
>>705941455
the original TOWN RAPIST tattoo
>>705937827
looks shittier on the inside
>>705941084
Yeah, it's Mr. Fun Guy
>>705941420
No.
>>705941718
>Artist who do the Ink can't have any
Well aren't you a fuck
>>705941074
nigger are you fucking retarded. Your ancestors are tattoo'd into your genes, fuckhead. obviously your ancestors are retarded. Anybody who cares about fashion is visually screaming LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT ME.
>>705937248
The show fucking sucks. So does the tattoo.
>>705936120
>>705935834
>>705936297
Fucking this. Tattoos are fucking retarded if you're "normal". No questions asked. Draw it on a fucking peice of paper you faggots. Jesus fucking christ.
>>705939220
It's from a video right before the ink is wiped off
>>705935834
They can be use to hide stuff like surgery marks
>>705941840
Artist isn't a profession, it's a hobby. Get a real job, millennial.
>>705941964
Only good justification.
>>705935834
This 100% I say this having tattoos that at the time were original and hipsters fucked them to death.
>>705940865
>did monster paid him
>calling others dumb
>>705941870
This to the end.
>>705941978
I'm not an artist, shitfuck. Just find it funny artist have work inking and can't ink. That's all kinds of stupid. But a musician can get inked? Lol, wtf.
Besides, I only meme
>>705935707
A tattoo of yourself, only larger.
>>705941840
sauce on that picture?
>>705942150
Let's be clear about that TYPE of art with a lower case "a." These are ILLUSTRATIONS thought up in a handful of days by some pointy bearded asshole. They would never make a gallery, yet they're permanent on your hide. Tattoo artists should be called tattoo designers... that's what they are. A GD with a tattoo gun.
>>705941718
oh ok
heres one i did on a friend of mine
>>705942358
Wow! She looks SUPER interesting! I'd love to meet her!
>>705942277
>big bang theory
>minion
i'm outta here
>>705941455
>what tattoo you want?
>King of the the Crackhead dinosaurs
>ok
>>705939664
Pretty badass tbh
itt: pseudo-intellectualism at its finest
people get tattoos for personal reasons. i know i do. i rarely show mine off. they arent for other people.
>>705942451
>>705942388
Made it do to fur Fucks
>>705942392
I can agree to that
>>705942622
It represents something you lack, or something your not connected to enough. The hard work is done on the inside... the cheap quick fix is topical.
>>705942723
>>705941840
i wouldn't mind the uncensored version
>>705942820
All you get is this
>>705942392
This. Andy Warhol wouldn't call that shit art, and he had factories where random people would slop shit on a piece of paper and he'd sign it and sell it as his work. Tattoos are art like the crazy dude standing on the corner yelling at invisible people is theatre.
>ITT: pussys who sit in their basements all day and dont go out to experience anything in life/ have fun.
>>705942887
>>705942723
>>705941840
>>705942776
tattoos look nice and represent something. why do we all have to fit into these neat little cubicles? because some fucktards get tattoos for attention, doesnt mean the majority does.
yeah hard work is done on the inside as well, but we arent talking about just getting tattoos and being pieces of lazy shit after lol
>>705942993
No furpron 4u
>>705942622
I got tattoos to help me fuck more tattooed girls, and it's worked pretty well so far
>>705938981
Thats just shitty ponyfag porn. It isnt a tattoo.
>>705937248
>Good show
Lmao. I'm sorry you can't think for yourself.
>>705942904
This x Infinity.
My friend from Brazil got wasted as fuck last year and got a Sonic tattoo one night. pic related it's his, he drew a a cake and balloon on it for Sonic's 25th anniversary
>>705942928
I party harder than any 10 of you little fuccbois. Hell, I'm going to Amsterdam to bang hookers and get fucked up for two weeks straight next month. Ever done coke off a former Playboy playmate's tits?
I have.
>>705943016
Nothing to do with attention. Everything to do with stuff you need to work out on the inside.
>>705943118
well, whatever works for you anon lol
>>705943118
As long as you admit you got them because it gave you something you were lacking before. :) Thanks for your honesty.
>>705936755
based
>>705943118
Enjoy your herpes.
>>705943250
O god
>>705943236
so you cant be perfectly content in life, and get a tattoo? you guys realize how popular they are right? all over the world? in several different cultures? and people of all different ages?
if you dont like tattoos, im not gonna think less of you, dont worry. but that doesnt make all of us those typical tattood fuckhead hipsters that have shallow personalities and generic tats
>>705943421
kek
>>705941978
i draw comic books and make a more than decent living out of it.
have fun with your 9 to 5 shift
>>705943504
Which ones? Kinda curious
>>705941042
Holy fuck it kinda looks like a face with a big red mouth and teeth along with one big eye with two small black pupils in it. Anyone seeing what I am seeing?
>>705943270
They're high quality tattoos, range from fairly original to completely original, I like them, other people like them, and girls seem to think they make me look more attractive, so I'm very satisfied and I'll keep getting more tattoos.
That is unless some super important anime-obsessed, agoraphobic autist on 4chan posts another comment about how tattoos are for superficial, lazy hipsters. In that case, I'll probably just curl up and cry and feel rightly ashamed of myself until I die.
>>705943636
i literally never run into people who hate tattoos
then i come on /b/ and sads :(
>>705935707
I especially like the one that every fucking gay seaman gets that reads "not all who wander are lost"
Max cringe
>>705943451
No it just means there's something inside of you that is lacking or something you don't feel connected enough to, and instead of working it out, you went for the quick fix.
>>705943361
Of course I did, I was lacking tattoos before I got tattoos. My skin was bare and boring.
>>705943729
They won't tell you to your face, anon. lol. Especially if you're a chick.
>>705943504
I'm in property management. I'm one of the owners. I do fuck all, have unlimited free time, and make more money than you.
>>705943778
millions of people would disagree, but its fine. this isnt going to lead anywhere
thanks for explaining your perspective at least.
>>705943600
at the moment mostly on short stories for minor horror publishers and every commission i can take from the internet, so i'm literally at the beginning, but still make between 1,5 and 2k montly. mostly on the commissions though, comics don't pay well.
Not going to post drawings because of the whole anonimity thing, but i've learned from people working from major publisher, so if you have any questions on the work in the general feel free to ask.
Oh, and by the way, i agree with the fact that 99,9% of tatoo "artists" are just imbecils with no real skill.
>>705943793
There ya go. You answered it. You felt like you weren't interesting enough. Instead of learning the banjo you cured it in a couple of sessions with an Art School drop out.
>>705943729
People on /b/ tend to hate everything that they can't get from sitting in front of a computer. There's a reason autistic people and /b/ go hand in hand.
>>705943779
Literal pottery.
>>705943926
2k monthly, that's really nice.
>>705941084
Mr. Cool Bones
>>705943099
Oh, the tragedy! I dont get to look at furfag porn!
>>705943778
I've got a tattoo that says "Not another night of the shitabyss" on my foot. Can you use your superior IQ and psychic powers to tell me what I'm lacking inside??
>>705943779
>>705943926
1.5-2k monthly isn't anywhere near a decent living, let alone more than.
>>705944146
That's between you and your therapist.
>>705944146
Intelligence.
>>705944144
Poor you indeed
>>705943191
and you felt the need to come to an annonymous immage board fully populated by underage kids. then felt the need to express this point.
>illbeliveyounever.wav
>>705943826
and you actually made it from scratch or just inherited it? just wondering.
Still, i can't really say i'm jealous tough, drawing is more than simple work and money, it's about making money from skill and self-affirmation and not just some random shit houses.
>>705943793
Oh jesus, I should be so ashamed of myself. How will I ever live with the knowledge that I feel better about how I look, people like my tattoos, I like my tattoos, and my tattoos help get me laid a lot more than I used to? If only I could be as wise as you.
>>705944357
I don't even have to make an edit. Holyballz
>>705943624
which dwarf is missing?
>>705944339
Woops, meant for this to be in response to this
>>705943937
>>705944192
nah, it definitely is here in italy, expecially if you're young. 2k are the lucky months, tough.
>>705943612
yes :^)
>>705944477
Doc
>>705941964
Tattoos look worse than surgery marks.
>>705935707
no rugrats
Probably this
a tattoo design I've seen that has no thought put into it whatsoever.
>>705944483
Dripping with insecurities. Thanks for helping, anon.
Are fma tattoos cringe? I always thought they looked pretty cool.
>>705943250
came here to post this
>>705940560
Thuuder*
>>705944314
Some of both.
The point is, I make actual more than decent money (6 figures) and I have time to pursue other things. I went to culinary school a while back. Don't want to be a chef. Just did it because. I'm also a professional level bartender, and I've had 3 amateur Muay Thai fights. I can do all these things because I have effectively unlimited time and money.
Feels good man.
>>705941840
>>705942723
>>705942887
>>705943099
>>705943421
>>705944147
>>705944269
can you please fuck off?
>>705942277
Cringe level reached. Winner.
>>705941840
>implying artist is a job
>>705944817
What are you, Pro furfag?
>>705944500
Oh, well, if we're going by countries with shit economies, sure. Hell, in some African countries, you're a fucking billionaire! Good for you, m8!
>>705943504
I'm in med school. You are a man child who draws. Get a real job.
>>705944916
>Implying they aren't
Comercial artist make bank for snapping pics of clay food man. It's sad tbh
>>705944678
yeah they look alright most of the time. They're probably the lesser cringe of all the alchemic symbols and witchcraft kinda tattoos.
>>705935707
thats actually pretty good.
lol
>>705944817
Fuck you, he's the hero 4chan needs
Don't listen to him, keep up your godly work anon.
I salute you.
>>705945051
shit look out he's in med school
>>705937700
>>705944664
lmao acknowledging that you feel better about yourself because you did something you're happy about isn't actually insecurity. I didn't feel bad about myself before I got tattoos, I feel better about myself with each tattoo. After each accomplishment, everytime I wear nice clothes, everytime I do something I enjoy, etc, I feel better about myself. That's a pretty normal thing, that's how normal human emotions work.
Going on 4chan and trying to make other people feel insecure about themselves IS actually a pretty big indicator of insecurity though, big boy.
>>705944660
Get it? Because they were like the jews.. heheh—
>>705938822
Wasted dubs on an autist
>>705945506
Kuroko's face is really fucked up
>>705945299
I plan to make a shit ton of these. To many furrys on 4chan nowadays
>>705944744
Well, i didn't inherit much, so here's the first thing. also i pay for shit for my family, including my sister's studying abroad and paying loans for the house we live in, o you can see there's no much space for invest enough money to make something like you had the possibility to do (and by the way, having the possibility and actually doing it are two very different things). My dad died 4 years ago and i have 3 younger brothers, so it's necessary and i can't really blame no one, it's just not in the picture saving money and try something at the moment.
Plus, in my younger days i used to learn and get to a decent level of skill in a lot of things, but i always lacked committment. drawing is the latest indeed, started 5 years ago and made it a job in 4 years, and i like it so much. passing my attention to something else and taking your time get you good at things, but being forced to do something from 8 to 15 hours a day and to do it at your best, learning something everyday, that's something different. i fucking like it, i'm literally a workaholic at the moment.
Glad you like your life (and it is really nice indeed) but i won't change it for mine, even if it's not as easy.
>>705945566
Well look at that. Double dubs on a nigger
>>705945051
>school
>>705941042
Holy shit!! Hahaha I see it!
>>705943624
Where's the 7th dwarf?
>>705945651
classic closet furry
>>705943612
i played too much mario, i don't. rip
>>705945665
At least she's honest.
>>705942277
That's bad man. That's real fucking bad
>>705937700
Never gets old.
>>705944947
>i really need to feel better with myself, please admit that you don't live the best life in the world
just admitted it here >>705945673 hope you can finally sleep well
>>705945869
Stay mad furfag
Anyone got that Dan Marino one?
>>705945269
This sums up 4chan perfectly
>>705938548
which body part even is that
>>705935707
I have several. I've gotten them at different parts of my life representing things that were important to me at the time. Solidly half of them make me cringe. One is simply awful because I had it done when I was 18 and had no money. Another represents a relationship I thought was real... It wasn't. I think that's kinda the point though. I look in the mirror and have a physical reminder of where I came from and my life story. I get that it isn't for everyone. I understand why people hate tattoos. But, for the people that have them... It's like that Shitty song that brings you back to a period in time. It might not even be a period you're proud of or makes you happy, it still does though. I like tattoos for that. You can't forget your past and you cant erase it without a fuckton of money and pain. Tattoos are markers. They keep me humble. No matter how great I feel about where I'm at, I have something showing me I used to suck.
>>705946282
Looks like a calf
>>705945952
>i really need to feel better with myself, please admit that you don't live the best life in the world
Pretty much /b/ in a nutshell. Just a cesspit of social retards trying to one-up each other anonymously online for a tiny little ego boost to help them get through another lonely, miserable day.
>>705946301
pics or it didn't happen
I don't mind tattoos that are done with purpose, or have a good story. My brother had the family crest done on his arm, and I got a phoenix on my bicep after I came out of a 4 year depression.
Stupid shit like MLP is a bad tat, but anything with a story is ok. Just saying "I like the design" is the beginning of a bad tattoo
>>705944339
What a tough guy
>>705942627
Don't forget the ears bro. Kwaidan is awesome.
>>705946372
not always. not been really around the last years though, i was just looking for some election-related lulz, the thread took my attection. till a few years ago in the middle of all the shit you could still find interesting stuff
>>705946542
>phoenix
Sounds kinda edgy tho
>>705946392
At work and don't care enough. Sorry. Not sure why that's hard to believe though
>>705935707
>>705936297
Can't join marines if you have a tattoo slightly bigger than your hand on your arm :'(
>>705939015
Hey, thats pretty good!
>>705938022
man at least I can leave this thread with some sound advice...
> thunder only happens when it raisin
>>705942993
mate, you're the only faggot here
>>705935707
I know a guy who had a AVP Predator that was a dick and came acid on his thigh. When he wears shorts his balls hang out.
>>705938548
I pit-tea the fool
>>705936297
>implying anyone with a guitar doesn't call themselves a musician
Fuck off beta faggot
>>705946407
Having fun now in this thread
>>705937090
Most pilots don't have tattoos. We mostly see tattoos as something that stupid army grunts and nonners get
-an Air Force pilot
>>705939592
in case he forgets
>>705944112
Dr. Frosty Rattles
>>705943250
Holy shit.
This is, hands down, the worst tattoo in existence.
>>705937328
What a fucking retard.
>>705946722
How's it edgy? I mean yeah the symbolism is heavy handed, but nobody knows the story except for me. To everyone else, it's just a phoenix. To me, it's a reminder to never get that way again
>>705935834
/thread
This kid who went to my high school got a tattoo of a luigi werewolf on his forearm. It was the biggest tattoo on his body and it was atrocious
>>705946714
I always end up here when I call out sick from work for a few days because I get so bored laying around at home feeling too ill to go out and do anything. Seems like in the past year or two, /b/ has really just turned into the epicenter of autism, and this thread really demonstrates that.
>>705939100
Could you sound like more of a hipster cunt?
Anything else you liked while it was cool then dumped, once you realized mainstream Plebs caught on?
Way to stay ahead of the trends you nut less poser
>>705947526
Surprise surprise, pilot turns his nose up at something.
>>705945269
actually a good way to cover up
>>705947703
>>705946542
Tattoos are art.
Showing off your art on the internet will ALWAYS draw criticism, because enjoying art is SO subjective. No matter what tattoo you get, people will always call it unoriginal or edgy or hipster or cliche or too complicated or too simple or too realistic or too cartoony or whatever.
Just go with it, if you're happy with it and it's a quality tattoo, there's no more to be said.
>>705943250
I'm normally pretty cool with tattoos... but holy moley Mr. Stromboli
>>705943624
This one is kinda funny.
>>705945832
In their asshole.
>>705937700
who stole his shoulders?
>>705936711
Army and marine fags tend to get stupid Chinese moonrunes on themselves or tribal shit. Source: air force on a joint base that i supervise the dumb shits
>>705945423
> silly putty tummy
>>705945665
>daddy
>>705947912
yup, it was kind of fun when after the first insults and such you actually had space to drop down some shit you can't really tell nobody, or just don't want to. any dirty shit you wanna drop from your mind, bro?