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New waifu claiming thread!
Previous Thread: >>705921258
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
Claim
>>705933999
Holy fuck
>>705933999
Nice feet
>chekt
>>705933593
>>705933732
Alright, Anon, I'll try harder for you.
How's this?
test
>>705933999
Nice feet and trips.
See, even 23.jpg can do dubs and above.
>>705934152
That doesn't make me feel any better. A shitposter can get dubs while I can't. Makes me feel like shit.
>>705934345
Try shitposting to see if that has something to it.
>>705934116
Close but keep trying
>>705933837
The last image made up for it. Everything's fine now.
>>705933999
Oh boy get in here Virno it's a 999 with nice feet
still here
and
>>705934518
ask other tomo to invite you to the clan next time they are around
>>705934345
You may want to try quoting their trips post, and reply with 'nice feet'. That usually nets people easy dubs. Seriously, try it.
Cirno claim
>>705933079
>pic related
I got a couple more, faggot. So wait up for the next 2 posts
>>705933732
I ain't shitposting, you fagmosexual.
Mine, you fuckers.
>>705934893
2/3
Ill accept her
>Rio Miyaichi
>>705935185
3/3
/mai/ homepage
>>705934632
Uuuuuugh. Who knows when he'll be ooooon.
>>705935254
So, fucka? Watcha think now, baka ass faggot?
>>705933999
nice feet
>>705935225
How big is your akame folder?
Erica claimed
>>705934893
>Date created November 2015
>I've been posting since july 2015 xdddd
Contradictions Anon, Contradictions.
Here's my folder, created before yours.
>>705935287
yeah but its the best i can do really. we could still play without it i guess too
The doctor is in!
>finally got my Destiny character to >350 light
>job still sucks
>got my patch from Skinwalker Supply Co today
>have had more liquor than water over the past week
>feel great
QOTT: can your computer run these.
http://haxiomic.github.io/GPU-Fluid-Experiments/html5/?q=UltraHigh
http://madebyevan.com/webgl-water/
>>705935166
Good choice anon
MANDATORY claim
>inb4 mavis is a nigger
>>705935460
You do know people move around folders and PCs?
>>705935427
could use some more. Why do you ask?
>>705935838
Curiosity more than anything else.
>>705934518
Anyways
That girl kinda got that guy off her. I think. He had a concussion or something because he fell face first off his bed. Least she had a day to breath.
>>705935870
>>705935694
Yes. Neat stuff.
>>705934127
Smuggie noticed
>>705935901
her fan art is kinda limited. Makes me sad
Claiming Felix
>>705936168
It really is.
Anyway, sorry to bother you, just wanted to know was all. Thank you for humoring me.
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F1UhZrd6bE
>>705934468
Are you still here? I'm going to try a few more times.. I'm losing hope.
>>705935610
Well it would make it easier. Did you have plans to play tonight?
>>705935929
That has to be the most pathetic way to get a concussion I've ever heard.
>>705935460
>Date created November 2015
Yeah, because before that, I had her stored with other pictures.
It's a logical progression of organization.
You start throwing everything and the kitchen sink into one folder, THEN you realize that's fucking retarded and start to split it up once it gets cumbersome
I STILL have pictures of her thrown around in other folders, actually, that I REALLY should sort.
You can probably tack on another 50-100 thrown elsewhere. SOME, however, BELONG in other folders, so I don't wanna move them.
And YOUR folder is SHIT.
148 files?! That's it?
Did you see mine?
That's like...
well over 1600, and about 1700 when I add in the others.
For instance, in my Anime/H/Touhou/Multi Hentai folder, I have over THIRTY with CirnoXDaiyousei. As well as some XAya, XMarisa, XReimu
I have a couple in my Anime/Touhou/Ships folder, a couple backgrounds that are stored elsewhere.
And moreover, do you see the fucking WORK done to make Cirno mai waifu?
>>705935185
>>705935254
And I was actually pondering a legit AI possibility. I just don't have a huge amount of time atm.
I was trying to think of how a language-learning program would work, but I'll probably start simple.
>I just don't wanna rewrite the damn thing like 8 times... I'd rather EXTEND the program as it grows...
>>705936018
Hello, Shiro! Did I miss anything?
>>705936168
Because everyone was too busy fawning over Esdeath. AkG fanart needs more Sheele, more Bulat, and can never have enough of sweet little Kurome.
>>705936272
A cute.
>>705936404
I never leave. Apart from the month i haven't been here
>>705936320
yeah no problem buddy
>>705936463
agreed
>>705936463
Not to my knowledge.
>>705936448
You should really get over yourself. You're being a dick.
>>705936093
Caught me
Im working on something
>>705936448
Prove to me you have pictures downloaded from/before July 2015. And avoid the passive aggression, it's really not healthy for you.
>>705936463
>a cute
You fucking know it
>>705936586
I'm glad. How many posts has it been for me without Dubs? I'm starting to lose count. Also starting to give up all hope at this point. By the way, who are you?
>>705936591
>not even into muscled men; prefer tiny femboys
>would still fuck Bulat
W H Y
>>705936599
Good. Nice dubs. Also, your waifu a cute as well. And stronk. 10/10 would remove kebab with.
>>705936803
Cute little femboys like this guy, for example.
>the unholy things I'd do to your husbando
>>705936730
>PROVE TO ME THAT YOU DOWNLOADED INTERNET PICTURES BEFORE ME
What sort of autism is this??
>>705936817
I lost count aswell, but it cant be long before you get dubs. I'm me.
>>705936651
>>705936979
>>705936946
he's so handsome, no one can help it. How have you been doc?
>>705936424
i will be down to play with you
>>705937012
tsm fanboy
>>705936979
>Autism
>Has over 1000 pictures of a cartoon character on their PC.
>inb4 B-But that's not a-autism it's just dedication!
Friday. Y u do dis.
>just as we open, 7 bacon egg rolls
>halfway through cooking
>lolno we want poached eggs and bacon
>and its been a steady stream of bacon egg rolls from there
Sandwiches are normally all done. But because we have no avos and the steady stream of bacon egg rolls, Ive only done half of them.
>>705937127
Basically.
>>705937231
I'm not that other poster, so don't get confused.
We all have out autistic qualities, but the other guy isn't asking for you to provide timestamps to when you pressed the "save image" option of the scroll menu.
>>705937012
Oh my
>>705937208
Oh hell yeah dude. I should be on in about an hour and a half.
>>705937421
Yeah, no shit. What I'm saying is we're all autistic here. So who gives a shit?
>>705936946
Mercy is also cute. Yea, she's stronk.
>>705937231
>i'm going to make fun of someone autistic because he's more autistic than i am
>>705936424
He's a whale, what can you say?
>at this point I though he was really trying to get her attention
>>705937501
>>705937554
Not what I was doing
>>705937544
See there.
I'm simply saying calling out someone for their autism when all of us are clearly autistic is silly.
>>705937208
Nice lewd tomo. . .
>>705936992
We'll be here all night, trust me.
My autism is superior.
>>705937652
I see.
>>705937752
My autism is the most powerful.
>>705937175
Tired. So tired. Emotionally. Fast food work is fucking soul-sucking.
>>705937231
>their
>implying any of us are anything but men
Wew lad.
>>705937544
>>705937554
Autism is a matter of degrees rather than binary. In general, but ESPECIALLY around here. I'm literally autistic but I hold down a job and socialize. And then there are people who argue over who's more autistic in a thread woven from the very fabric of autism itself as if it matters.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The City of Angels
As lonely as I am
Together we cry
>>705937922
Mine is superior
>>705932711
seems like a mean thing to say, kisskiss.
is it you who added me on steam recently? I'm guessing based only on the mutual friends.
>>705937231
>saving a lot of images of something you like is autism now
the buzzword has really spiraled out of control at this point, I think.
>>705937733
Maybe not
>>705938020
I WILL BURN YOU IN THE HEAT THAT RESIDES IN THE SUN OF MY SPECTRUM.
>>705938134
That's pretty non autistic
>>705938062
Hello cute.
>>705938275
hello erica. still doing alright?
>>705936651
>
>>705938217
How could you be so mean? I am the most autistic.
>>705938062
obsessive interests and repetitive behaviour are usually key symptoms of Autism, hate to break it to you.
>>705937945
That is certainly true. I'm not trying to argue over who's a less functioning aspie at all. And kudos to you for being taught well.
>>705938373
Yes. Why do you ask?
>>705938422
Cute
>>705937503
alright sounds good
>>705937697
not that lewd
>>705938438
You aren'tthough.
>>705938524
Hey Erica ^^
>>705937945
Okay.
>>705938524
I dunno. making conversation, I suppose.
>>705938484
sure, but just because something happens to be a symptom of something does not necessarily mean it always points to that thing. headaches can be a sign of a tumor in your brain, but that does not mean every headache should have you running to get a brain scan.
>>705938092
Well, would you look at that. You can leave now, Anon.
>>705938573
Still playing kingdom hearts?
>>705938714
Oh. Well how are you then?
>>705938823
also still fine, thanks.
>>705937945
I feel ya. Where do you work?
>>705936599
He's the one who asked for my folder... and is bothering me for proof
All I did was say Cirno is mine...
And look at THIS:
>>705936730
>He's instigating
And
I had to dig through OneDrive to find my oldest image in a Cirno folder, because my old HDD has been overwritten.
I got an SSD back when all those folders were created.
Apparently, it was Nov 19, b/c that's when everything was created.
Maybe a couple days earlier. It took a bit to transition.
>>705938737
Now try and get trips
>>705937645
I see you too, mimi
>>705938422
Am i in your sights now?
>>705937501
I got ya smuggie
Also is smuggie taken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051C0FiNX5U
>>705939050
a cute
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, deceiving, the beatings; it's over
ah there we go. sorry to just pop in and out so quickly, but my ride for shopping is finally ready. see you, waifu.
>>705938866
Thanks good.
>>705939162
Have fun.
>>705938958
You can't own a fictional character, so why say 'Cirno is mine'?
>>705939050
Hey.
>>705938823
I've never really played Kingdom Hearts. I'm playing Stonehearth, its so much fun.
>>705938994
I've got you now!
>
Or... perhaps not.
>>705939158
Galil~
>>705939334
Oh.
>>705939364
Nice Inspect Element faggot
>>705939314
Hi Shiro.
Doing well?
>>705939451
Kinda forgot I'm supposed to post pictures.
>>705939158
Bogus brothers making albums when they know they can't hack it
Cos they lyrics is played like 8-Ball jackets
Now tell me I can't tear it up
Go get yourself some toilet paper cos your lyrics is butt
>>705939451
Sure. How about you?
Hello thread, making a claim if it's available.
>>705939431
I might get Kingdom Hearts for the PS2 if I see it.
>>705939158
100% faggotry
>>705939440
Oh shit we got a genius over here! Give this man a nobel prize for figuring it out!
>>705938714
Like the Anon said earlier. It's about how much you demonstrate the symptoms. If you just download a few pictures every now and then, okay. However, when it gets to the point where you have 1000s of pictures of the same thing, it's a little obvious that you're a little too obsessive.
>>705938958
Alright, I'll shut up. It's clear that you're more dedicated than I am with this.
>>705939334
Eru
>420 KB
>>705939314
>You can't own a fictional character
Tell that to the industry
>>705939364
woW xD
>>705939561
Fucking Mavis, kys cuck
>>705939014
It's not
>>705939334
I have you acutally
>
>>705939583
I mean, if you really wanna be a faggot.
>>705939688
oh yar??
>>705939711
day-walker
>>705938958
Apologies for doubting you.
>>705938484
Taught well in what respect? Also keep in mind I was a very high-functioning and unusual case to begin with. My problems were far less with language and motor control and far more social. Personally, I'm doubting the professionals who diagnosed me because I'm really atypical. While I do often develop narrow, highly focused interests bordering on obsession and find certain repetitive behaviors calming, and have horrible social skills, I do not exhibit other signs of the disorder. In fact, my skills with language are far above average. I proudly touted a vocabulary of 30 words before my first birthday. And my motor skills are roughly average. I'm also not exactly organized. Like, at all. Most autistic people have a borderline fetish for order but I kinda live in chaos. I'm convinced I'm actually just incredibly socially awkward.
>>705938909
Subway. The Starbucks of fast food.
>>705939158
>5FDP gibs me feels
Why.
>>705939334
>magazine promptly drops from magwell
Also, guess who got the Seisho Academy patch?
>>705939549
I'm feeling pretty good! Probably go for a ride soon, grab some lunch, the usual.Although I don't have a helmet, kinda smashed the other one, but I'll be fine.
School going well?
>>705939794
It was just meant to be a joke, i dont actually think its cringe
>>705939711
Aw shiet.
>>705939688
>Mfw 2mb limit cut out one of my gifs
Heck
>>705939852
Kek
>Did you? You cheeky fuck :^]
>>705939711
Finally, I hope you like it
My duty he's been fulfilled this thread
Have a good night
>>705938962
You mentioned leaving for a month, why was that?
I'm curious.
>>705939314
Ah, whatever.
TBH, I normally would only joke about it a bit, call them a baka, and then move on unless they play along, but they pushed my buttons today with the "Prove it" bullshit.
Essentially, it went from lighthearted battle over /mai/ waifu, mostly to liven things up
to "Fuck you and your challenge. If I'm in it already, I'm gonna win!"
So, had it been a normal person screwing with me for a quick lul, I probably woulda just fucked around for a few posts and got back to being friendly.
>>705939608
>>705939815
K.
Alright, I'ma go to the bathroom and help my sister with some email things to her professor. I'll be back later.
Cya everyone
But,
>>705939314
you're right I went a bit overboard. My apologies for making this too tense
>>705936004
What the fuck?
>>705940044
I used to come here a lot but then i got banned on 4chan and my computer broke. Then i guess i just haven't been bothered to come here as i don't post my waifu so theres not much point coming to the waifu claiming threads
>>705937588
Oh not only is he autistic as fuck, but he's also obese. What a shock.
>>705938531
Fuck it, there were trips earlier, I'll post a lewd
>>705939808
Vampire scum
>>705939941
Too cute!
>>705939949
Yay. Goodnight tsunny
>>705940457
Remember, I mentioned he's the definition of Weeaboo.
>>705939852
Mercy, it's been long while man, what's up my Canadian dude?
>>705939941
>TFW only like 5 gifs
Heck
>>705939949
Hey Tsun Yun, how's it going?
>>705940457
Horo
>>705940558
You know whats funny?
Shinoas English VA is doing Shalltear in the Overlord dub.
>>705940457
Wewlad
>>705940559
I didn't think there was such a thing as a definition for an entire group of people.
>>705940411
These threads aren't even about claiming, anyway, it's just a general discussion thread now. You can still come here to talk, at least. What were you banned for, if I may ask?
>>705939556
I thought you where playing earlier or was that someone else?
>>705940457
but why?
Making dinner for everyone so I'll be in and out of the thread
>>705939941
>mfw it cost me ~$25 CAD because of conversion rates and shipping across about half of the continent from fucking El Paso to Cape Breton
>>705940685
Need to have a better job, move out, get my PAL and go buy me up an SKS or some battle rifles.
>mfw my country is swimming in more milsurp than the States because we're chock full of Enfield rifles and don't have shitty laws against trade with Roosha, but it's all fitted with cucked magazines or magazine-cucking devices
>>705940894
I was once talking with a guy and a mod joined and called me something (i cant remember exactly what) so i told him to fuck off (Because i didn't know he was a mod) and he banned me and went and deleted all new waifu threads for a couple of minutes and banned other people.
>>705940559
Oh! Does he use Moonspeak? Has he said "desu" at the end of his English sentences and call people baka?
>>705940685
It's Holo, thank you very much.
>>705940921
Because I am a straight white male who likes naked females every now and then.
>>705939860
I'm happy you're doing good.
School's been okay. Weight training has been going better, but that's really all I can say about all classes progress wise.
>>705940894
>>705941097
I know but it's kinda hard to talk when nobody knows who you are
>>705940994
Felix <3
>>705941008
Canuck cuck :^)
>>705941139
Holocaust
>>705941097
Interesting.
>>705941220
If nobody knows who you are, just start talking to people and make a place for yourself. Nobody knew who I was as well, but that didn't stop me from making a few acquaintances and friends here.
>>705940828
He's what shitposters think of us, minus the fedora
>>705941139
Okay, not that far, but getting real fucking close to.
>>705940994
At least you're here.
>>705940558
Kek, thanks ^^
>>705940685
I've got four or five I think.
>>705940905
Nah I was playing Soul Calibur 2&3
>>705941008
Kek. RIP
>>705941552
Nvm then <3
>>705941218
Wonderful
>>705941704
Wonder
>>705941434
Who are you anyway?
>>705941756
Friendly friend.
You're born alone, you die alone
The rest is yours to fill the gap
The world goes on without you here
Adjust or just collapse
>>705941552
Upotte doesn't get enough love
>>705941704
Oi
>>705941139
oh well thats a good reason
>>705941818
I'm me, Anon.
>>705941642
Silly Erica ^^
>
>>705941881
True, I made like, three of my gifs.
>>705941984
But wait, i'm me. We can't both be me
>>705941429
>filename
Kek. But yeah it really sucks. Everyone is fudds and it's illegal to not be a giant cuck when it comes to funs. Maybe if Wallman wins your election, our gun rights (not privileges- they're rights) will be in a better place, since Canada follows America's lead a lot and I feel like Wallman is progun. Canada needs castle doctrine, it needs stand your ground, it needs CCW and fuck you, we ALL need automatic fire and to free the magazine!
>>705941552
It hurts, Elle. It hurts my soul.
>>705941881
Is this what you wanted to be? Alone standing by yourself?
>>705941875
Buddy buddy
>>705942018
<3
>>705942078
I would've bought it, no regrets. For Glory.
>>705942172
<3 ^^
>>705941534
The fedora is honestly the best part though.
>>705939852
I know a few guys who worked at mcdonalds and yeah it seems stressful. sorry late reply
>>705942072
I'm you, Anon, and you're me.
>>705941429
FINALLY someone made the joke correctly.
>>705941534
Dude I wanna see recordings of this faggot. He sounds depressingly funny.
>>705941929
It's the only necessary reason.
Stick a fork in me. Im done.
https://youtu.be/TpzNZQN7hwE
>>705942282
Ahh my brain, im too tired for this
>>705942105
Companiony companion.
what a steal!
>>705940753
What's funny about that? I thought the shinoa VA for English was pretty good. I love shalltear's japanese VA
>>705940994
Whacha making?
>>705941552
You're welcome lol. What up, eli?
>>705942229
So what you up to right now?
>>705942429
In all seriousness, I'm just your casual aspie, nobody special. You seem familiar but I can't put my finger on who you might be.
>>705942288
i mean if you are horny or something i guess
Claimed
>>705942235
Well I'm glad as all fuck that he doesn't wear one, otherwise I might have to drink the pocket bleach I always keep
>it's not bleach, it's just Lysol.
>>705942288
The saddest fucking thing
Is he actually might look decent if he wasn't such a fucking whale
>>705942513
/a/ is talking about nichijou a bit more these days.
Fun times.
>>705942319
Under cooked rory
>>705942551
Playin some good ol StoneHearth, using No Mercy Tactics
>>705942632
I found a goblin camp outside my lil village, and they sent somebody to mess with us, so I slaughtered them all.
>Ain't nobody fucks with my village.
>>705941756
Hello
>>705942551
Shalltear's a vampire though.
King Bradleys Eng VA does Sebas. The eps that have been released sound good so far, but for Cocytus.
>>705942653
Musashi Batttleship?
>>705942739
Nothing cleans the nasal cavity quite like Lysol, good choice for late night drinking.
>>705942650
That's my secret. . . I'm always horny.
>>705942545
Nice pantsu
>>705942739
That's the tragedy of most fatasses.
>>705942742
>/a/
Ew.
How're you doing, diggity dawg homie g fam?
>>705942799
Good work.
>>705943003
Picture.
>>705941218
Yup
Well I guess, schools always been 'okay'. Just gotta learn to live with it I guess.
I'll be going for a ride now, sorry for the late reply, have a good night Shiro, and good luck for everything.
>>705943011
For The Fatherland!~
>Their leader asks us to spare them
>Chuckle to myself.
>"Hell no."
>Slay them all.
>>705942229
The only regret I have is not knowing beforehand it was Velcro.
>>705942269
You learn to hate if you didn't know how already. You learn to hate people with children. Hate people who are picky or on diets. Hate people who apparently can't read signs or menus. I had this one cunt waste ~5 minutes of everyone's time asking about fat content in our breads with multiple hungry people waiting in line behind her. Did the fucking mongoloid not have a computer to look that up beforehand? Even I, drunk and autistic, have the social graces to order my food without fucking up the days of other god damn people in the process. What has to be wrong with these subhuman, brain-damaged, inconsiderate retarded cockholes? Whatever it is, I don't have enough liquor to deal with it.
>>705942799
>Elle's massive handguards
Personally, I'd rather see a Sturmgewehr 44's ejection port~
>>705942963
that sounds awful
>>705942963
But, he decides gluttony is the better route.
>>705943073
/a/ is all about the anime you're looking for
https://i.4cdn.org/a/1475115365287.jpg
It was good.
>>705943105
Bye
>>705943111
>Gives Iron cross
>>705942951
Didn't see your reply
And I keep it to keep people I don't like away from me
