So my best friend just confessed his love for me. I hate faggots. Dubs decides.
I'm gay also let's get together
Size 72 text "No"
Post this faggots kik
Just tell him you're not gay and continue to be friends like a couple of normally functioning human beings. What the fuck answer did you expect, you're the only faggot here.
>>705926114
This. Faggot.
I'm gay
"My house. 15 minutes."
Send him a dick pic and ask for a tribute.
Get together
>>705925975
Send him a legit dick pic
>>705925975
I eat ass
>>705926244
ayyyy
>>705925975
tell him you always wanted to lick his hairy asshole
>>705925975
i want to fuck you in the ass
>>705926244
Wonror
Send dick pic to him
>>705926244
Will OP deliver this winrar?
>>705926257
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>705926244
Winrar
also if trips, add anal only
>>705926244
WINRAR
>OP MUST DELIVAR OR HE IS A FAG
Fuck you guys
>>705926244
Winrar
>>705926244
AND WE HAVE A WINNER, WE NEED A FUCKING THREADSHOT
>>705926244
DO IT!
>>705926244
Fucking WINRAR
Prepare your anus, OP
>>705926114
This
>>705926385
Godspeed Anon.
>>705926385
Op what will you do when faggot shows up?
>>705926385
KEK
>>705926385
it'll be great op
>>705926476
Fuck him in the ass duh
>>705926385
There is no adjective for the kek I am experiencing now.
>>705926385
Hahahahahaha
>>705926385
Ur fucked
>>705926385
When he shows up be super aggressive and hate fuck him.
Pictures of you sucking his dick.
>>705926385
Hahahahah, sorry OP
Look on the bringht side: you might get laid :'^)
Also rolling for: >>705926257
>>705926385
Fucking dying of laughter
>>705926582
this
>>705926422
winrar
>>705926582
roll
>>705926385
>OP was not a faggot today by implying he's a faggot to a faggot.
Mind. Fucking. Blown.
fuck with him and record it
>>705926385
lmao
Text him again: I love you too, sweety
>>705926385
Anon's the only one on /b/ about to get laid
>>705926385
I want you to shove your cock down my throat so badly.
>>705926244
>>705926385
my fucking sides
>>705926552
Forreal? Didn't expect OP to be an actual faggot
post pics of your faggot friend
>>705926788
OH NO LOL
>>705926788
Winrar v2
>>705926815
Roll
>>705926582
Roll
>>705926788
>>705926668
Same XD
This is the first time b/ actually got someone laid. A thousand keks
give him a blowjob
>>705926788
FUCKING WIN, MOTHERFUCKERS
>>705926788
WIN
>>705926777
Checked
I
>>705926788
Next applicable WINRAR!!!
>>705926385
My dubs says you are going to get your dick sucked by homo-bro
>>705926385
Strip him naked and post pics
>>705926888
Trips has spoken
>>705926788
>>705926788
>>705926777
Nice trips
>>705926788
omfg shit hahahah WINRAR
>>705926950
fake and gay
well this has gone off the deep end
>>705926385
holy shit
>>705925975
Lmfaoooooooooo
>>705926950
>sweaty
Hahahahaha the one and only funny thing is is that OP will get laid and nobody here will. Ever.
Have fun OP. Also pics or didn't happen
>>705926788
>>705925975
"I fap thinking about you all the time"
>>705926950
Tell him to sext you
>>705926788
>>705926777
>>705926888
>>705926900
tell him hed come over if he really cared about you
"No one can know, bro. I'm still in the closet. Are you ok with catching?"
>>705926950
>sweaty
>>705927122
Ouccccch
>>705926950
>sweaty
>>705927122
WINRAR
>>705926706
WINRAR
>>705927122
OP dun goofed
"But I only like to be the passive one."
>>705926950
>sweaty
goodbye sides
>>705927122
fucking
hell
>>705927122
Win
>>705927156
this
This thread is either fake or OP has some big balls
>>705927122
>>705926950
>accept sex from someone who already wants it
>Rejected
RIP in pieces, anon
I'm juicy thinking about you!
>>705926788
winrar
...
>>705927122
>THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>705927222
holy fuck all these trips my niggas
Lemme eat dat ass
>>705927156
rolllll
The only thing I've ever wanted more than your cock is to taste your asshole.
>>705927156
Rolling.
>>705927293
what the fuck
>>705927299
Close enough!
>>705927299
Lol, so much win
This thread is getting better and better
Also OP is still delivering, the absolute madman.
>>705927156
fucking plz
Send an ass pic?
>>705927299
lmfaooooooo
"can you at least send me a dick pic bb?
>>705927122
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
>>705927293
0-100 quick
>>705927299
Hahahahaha this thread is full of win
>>705927156
roll
Send
" i hope you like being the dominate one ;)"
>>705927122
No way he delivers... NO. WAY.
We have to fuck soon or I'm just gonna have to force myself upon you. Your choice.
>>705926114
Faggot detected.
>>705927156
rolling for this
Well done OP for delivering. Not many guys like you left in this world
>>705927500
Wasted dubs
Who you callin' a pinhead?
holy fuck op
There is no return now
Lets all have a last song for op b4 gettin dicked
I made an ocean
To take me away
Back to strawberry fields
And a God that was real
Till he took my sunshine away
I'm a liar at night
I'm a fighter by day
I'm a rolling thunder
On the back of the rain
I'm the smoke in your lungs
I am the black in your plague
I am the one who's taking joy in your pain
No Mercy
No Mercy
>>705927122
Sorry OP
Go over to his place
>>705927500
Wasted dubs.
>>705927500
shittiest text to send.
>>705927156
ROLLL
let me be your sissy
jk I love da pussy faggit
Lemme fill your ass tenderly
Op is actually delivering
>>705925975
I want...no... I NEED to blow my load in your ass.
>>705927555
WINRAR
posting in ebic bread, hello there reddit
>>705927555
Trips have spoken
omg no way ive felt the same way about you! can i please lick ur butthole dry? k thx
>>705927156
do this
>>705927555
Its decided
Lol jk. You really think I'm gay? Dafuq is wrong with you, you fuckin faggot?
>>705927500
Roll to not send this
>>705927471
he already did lmao
>>705927588
Disgusting XD
I want to confess you. Listen, remember I was dating 'insert girl's name'? Every time I fucked her in the ass, I was thinking of your sweet hole.
jk I love pussy queer kek
>>705927646
ROLL
>>705927468
Fucking roll
MY FUCKING SIDES
>OPS A FAGGOT WITH A FAGGOT
>>705927555
>>705927659
Reroll
"When the storm passes why don't you cum on over ;-) I've got the lube you best have the tube"
"This is a joke, kill yourself faggot."
>>705927606
Get off 4chan kid and go to bed
>>705927588
"Dude same" MY FUCKING SIDES
Anybody still believing this shit should go back to r.eddit with all the actual faggots.
OP is just messaging himself back and forth.
I demand sticky
I luv da pussy doe just kidding fag
>>705927646
Rolling for dis
Send a pic of your pen0r
Hey, i never wanted to admit it but i got a serious scat fetish and all i want is someone to take a hot fat shit on my chest and fart till i gag..
Put me in the crop for /r/4chan
>>705927646
rollin
Send him the link to this thread. He will cry like a fucking baby.
send me a pic of your cock now
>>705927399
>99 again confirms
Too many dubs of faggotry ITT to be coincidence.
OP was meant to be gay.
You can't deny fate, OP.
>>705927588
>I want to...no... I NEED to blow my load in your ass.
>>705927646
Rolling for this
>>705927588
Send dick pic
Send pic ill cum to you.
>>705927702
REROLL
>>705927588
I've been fantasizing about you ever since i saw that bulk in your jeans, "insert name here", i want that cock dry up my tight asshole
"I have a small scat fetish. Have you ever shat on a dude and let him clean you after? If not, I want to be your first. Badly."
Op post paypal I gotta send you a prize
Send a dick pic
Send him this
>>705927555
FUCKING TRIPS
OP GO TO YOUR FAGGOT FRIEND'S PLACE, FUCK HIM IN THE ASS AND TIMESTAMP IT
>>705927812
This, a thousand times this
>>705927866
WINRAR op pls deliver
>>705927794
THIS
fаkе апd gау
>>705927866
winner
OP, send him a dick pick NAO
>>705927822
WINRAR
I want you to blow a huge load into my mouth
>>705927822
>>705927866
FUCKING WINRAR
>>705927646
rollo pollo raviolo
>>705927588
>I love you to sweaty
>SWEATY
LMAOO
>>705927917
Roll
>>705927866
>>705927923
Lmao.
>>705927646
rollipoli
Send
"can you at least send a pic of your dick? Ive always been jealous of you tbh"
"pls no I'm not gay this was my evil twin"
Just a ton of hot shit all over my cock
>>705926950
i knew you are faking. no man would ever say no to fucking because of fucking water.
>>705927833
YES
>>705927822
winrar
I want you to dress me like a polish girl and invade me
>>705927833
Win
>>705927917
this
>>705927722
Winrar OP deliver!!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
"I've always loved you, I'm glad you feel the same."
>>705927555
IT IS DECIDED
>>705927646
Oh fuck, this
Can i be in the screencap and not this fag plz
>>705927800
Too many WINRARs
>>705928111
It was destiny.
>>705928111
thank god trips and no dubs
WINRAR>>705928111
>>705928111
TRIPS DECIDED
>>705928111
FUCKING WINNER
>>705928111
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wtf....
>>705927341
roolling
>>705928111
omg!!!!
>>705928111
>You're fucking done, sweaty.
>>705928124
>that smiley
>>705928111
Trips, this guy ftw
>>705927822
FUCKING WIN
>>705928124
>Bubbly cum
my sides
If singles i will be in screencap
I want to choke on your cock, onii-chan
>>705928111
well this took an interesting turn
so many fucking gets in this thread, i cant hold all these fucking doubles and trips fam. fuck
>>705928111
Anon pls deliver
>>705928124
>op delviers
>>705927917
Roll
i h8 fagutz
kill yourself
>>705928279
someone screen cap this thread
Somebody save this thread! This must live on
>>705928044
Win
>>705928124
i want to lick your feet and feetfuck you till i blow my load all over your stinky soles
"Did you wanna share a Glory Hole friday night?"