Have you ever licked a butthole?
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Have you ever licked a butthole?
>>705897801
This one yes
>>705897801
Yes and I must say, it was pretty fuckin fresh.
I'm not gay. So no.
>>705898021
>gay
lol? Licking womans butthole has nothing to do with gayness.
>>705897801
Yeah in the shower
>>705897801
no, im not a cat
>>705897801
Why is this suddenly a thing. There's not a lot in it for the woman, she'll just put up with it until you move your tongue to the good stuff. What's in it for you?
>>705897801
Yes. I licked my gf's hairless butthole when I was going down on her. She was clean, it was hot. I did not insert my tongue inside, however.
Yep, stuck my tongue in a few. Both male and female. Prefer female but you have to go where the money is. My wife and I are couple escorts. You can hire us by the hour. Sometimes we're hired by men, sometimes by women but mostly hired by couples
>>705897801
I have after she's showered. It's part of my prep for ass banging her. She likes it. I like it when she licks mine. Somethings just feel good.
>>705897801
where is the gif the the ridiculously perfect pussy and ass that gets squeezed under a skirt
>>705898479
The anus is surrounded by a lot of sensitive nerve endings, so it does in fact feel good.
>>705897801
yes
>>705898479
That's where you're wrong. They love it. Toss that salad and use your hand to rub the clit or finger the pussy while you're tonguing the bung, they will bust and love it.
>>705898479
virgin
>>705897801
No. And while I don't think there is anything wrong with it, I'm not looking forward to try.
>>705898479
You've never had your anus licked have you? Feels great.
>>705897801
Yes but a male one, then fucked his ass and he did the same to me.
I am straight by the way.
No, but I would
>>705898879
True story.
>>705897801
Become infected
once my ex was passed out hard, i flipped her over, ate the booty, and fucked her in the ass...shit was great, she could never pleasure me enough so i got it in when i could.
>>705899059
>I am straight by the way.
No, you're not
>>705899149
>infected
How?
>>705899214
How was the shit dick? Or did it smell bad at least?
>>705898952
Actually more than I'd like, seems to be a big request lately. It makes no difference to me, so I agree to it and just wait, bored, until it's over. Then avoid kissing them for a bit.
I did it once and the girl giggled and wiggled her ass away from me. Went back to munching on her pussy.
its called foreplay,virgins.
If my girlfriend decided she never wanted her's licked again, I would seriously consider whether I wanted to continue the relationship.
>>705899436
Yes
>>705898113
>>705898021
that's a homosexual habit, just like anal sex
therefore it's degenerated and shouldn't be practiced by heteros
I am not an animal so the answer is no.
i did, its kinda nice, for me it depends on the woman i fuck, not every asshole is made for.
No but the last 2 girls that rode me in our first sex I fingered their buttholes while they did and neither one denied me and both came back for more. They're into it they just don't wanna admit it. Getting them to lick yours is another story. Especially I'd imagine if you have hemorrhoids such as I do.
>>705899564
virgin detected
>>705899588
virgin detected
>>705899783
virgin detected
Working on getting her up to anal fucking, crossed the licking line after a shower one day, finger her ass while doggy style, next step is to get a finger in... she claims she doesn't care and doesn't want anal sex, but she gets there faster and cums harder when I do that stuff, and very occasionally asks for it. Turns me on like crazy but I only would do after a shower though, I'm no dirty freak (just a regular freak).
>>705897801
Yup. My ex gf's, in/after a bath.
>>705899564
You seem like a cost homo
You don't want to do anything you consider gay because you might like it. Why are your so afraid of being gay.
around 4 times in the past year, ass>tits
>>705899564
I love you
>>705899284
You're defo getting cheated on you boring piece of shit
>>705899564
closeted gay
>>705898021
> LICK A WOMANS BUTTHOLE
> GAY
> Implying you're not a woman
> Assuming your gender
>>705897801
I have a morning routine, where I use my wifes naked ass as a pillow and I sniff her asshole and pussy till she gives me the "ok" to do what I want. The "ok" is usually arching her back, I love it.
>>705898787
That's a sex doll
>>705898479
Spotted the virgin
>>705898479
My chick pretty much exclusively prefers I toss her salad why she uses a vibrator before fucking.
>>705898879
under8ed post, y'all. diss nigga knows how to eat ass.
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>▲▲
>THE POWER OF THE TRIFORCE COMPELS YOU TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION:
How do you like eat dat ass or have dat ass licked? Doggy? Missionary? While being asphyxiated? Gimme a mental image. I need to fap.
>>705898005
But was it crescent fresh?
Yeah, girls love that.
One of my favorite things to do with my wife is to eat out her asshole while she fingers herself. Good stuff.
>>705899564
Don't kiss the lips either, most gay men also have lips so it's homo to kiss them
>>705900592
I used to do this!
>implying you wouldnt
>>705897801
My wife and I rim each other after a shower.
It's noice.
http://topanimal.tumblr.com/post/149096355911/fun-refreshing-dog
>>705898479
Ex sometimes liked it more than eating her pussy. I also love having a girl lick my ass
>>705899284
No you don't. That you seem to think that it doesn't feel like anything makes it obvious you know fuck all about it.
>>705900882
Used to...implying your divorced now?
I liked my moms sphincter on the way out of the womb.
Shit was cash.
>>705897801
>Yeah, actually. In sixth grade.
>My "girlfriend" and I were virgins and really inexperienced.
>We didn't really understand sex and didn't realize there was hole between her labia.
>She had never masturbated internally.
>We both kind of thought her butthole must be the hole for sex.
>She didn't want to lose her virginity, so we were just going to kiss each other's privates.
>I gagged a little because she was a little smelly.
>She was kind of embarrassed. I was too. I didn't get my dick sucked, but felt too awkward about the situation to care.
>You kids these days are lucky with the internet. You can learn the anatomy before you're in that kind of situation.
>>705900976
This
>>705897801
yup. wont be doing that anymore. shit doesnt taste like you think it would but it sure isnt pleasant.
>>705901027
Nice.
>>705901059
Zozzle
>>705901198
Did you lick one right after taking a shit?
Nigga do it after a shower.
>>705900847
>>705900847
what the fuck?, are you made of ice? when you are with a woman or man, and both of you are hot like shit, you will kiss anything that´s close to your lips, so you definetly are a virgin
>>705897801
I do it on regular basis. In fact, gonna do it again in a few hours.
>>705898021
Tits or gtfo
>>705898479
lol virgin
>>705901400
>666 KB
succubus detected
>>705897955
How did you get through all the hair anon? Did you use a comb?
>>705897801
I did once. It wasn't that interesting.
>>705901322
ah...you again
>>705901018
No, was broken up with after six years. I was doing stupid shit and drugs ended up in jail. She freaked out. I still miss her. I fucked up.
>>705901458
Did you see what he replied to?
>>705901322
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
>>705901435
looked clean. forgot to sniff it. not worth the risk man.
>>705900745
How is it South Park is on tv for 20 seasons but sifl and olly got 3. This world is fucked.
>>705899284
sure anon
>>705901512
This is your boss, I just took a megacrap and need you to lick the corn outta my hole. And watch the hemmoroids, moron.
>>705897801
I ate my wife's butthole once. She protested for ever and I finally talked her into it. I was fingering her vag too and she came in minutes. Like about 1/4th the time it normally takes her it was over before we got started. I then made the horrible mistake of laughing a bit and saying something like "that good huh?" She never let me do it again.
>>705899284
>it's impossible for anyone else to like something I don't
Did you miss basic stages of development during your childhood or what ?
Yup, a few times... the idea is disgusting, but for some reason when you're full auto mode you may do stuff you didn't even know you wanted.
Tastes like nothing most of the times... once or twice it felt a bit... sour
>>705898952
I stick my tongue deep as it can go into the ass and then have them shower me in urine before having them go down on me. Very sex, 10/10
>>705902777
Dem trips
>>705902525
same shit happened to me. shit was cash and she came hard, mentioned it later then hell no never again
>>705902963
My girlfriend CUMS SO HARD when I eat her out while she eats my ass. Strangest thing.
i eat my wifes ass every time she loves it warm up the pussy eat the ass tounge the but hole wile fingering her clit reverse and finger up there while I pound the pussy doggy
>>705897801
I'm a dog I lick my butthole all the time
>>705897801
my girlfriend dont even like it bud i do it any way
>>705898479
I've made a couple girls squirt by just eating their ass
>>705900689
I reach for it while doing 69. Breddy gud 5/7
I always feast on my some booty, bitches love that shit. Its like pussy with no flavor
>>705901471
id spend my whole afternoon in there
>>705905942
are you sure they were girls anon? Topkek
>>705897801
>2016
>women love ass play
>last 4 girls ive hooked up with wanted at least one finger in there ass
>wake up sheep
>>705897801
I rim my bf/master often.
Usually after he takes a shit.
>>705897801
Yes and I cannot wait to do it again
My Ex loooooooooved me licking her ass
Dry spells are rough
>>705897801
Ya, always immediately after a shower though.
>>705897801
had my dick sucked several times by my friends dad from school i met on craigslist and fucked the shit out of him. came on his face lol
>>705900960
My wife and i do it before a shower. Tastes/ smells amazing
>>705899564
There's trap and sissy threads on here, but you're going to come into THIS thread to tell me it's gay to eat my girl's ass?
>>705903583
Nothing strange about it. She likes eating your ass. Marry that girl
>>705910102
>898479
vrgin
>>705902777
You have been visited by Trips Fairy... One of life's ass licking magical creatures. Love it!
Here is a reward for your astonishing roll. Congratulations!
>>705901059
you ate shit faggoo
>>705909514
Zozzed
Sure, but vote for one?
Never.
Well, yeah. It wasn't too bad. She was hot so...
>>705897801
Yes. It was fucking hot as hell.
>>705897801
No
However, check 'em
>>705901458
wasn't even b8 and you still took it
>>705899564
Nice b8
can we get some boy butthole plz?
Send From my Android
Everytime I eat my girl out I try going down further and she fucking hates it, she lets me do it but I can tell she don't want it. bitch just can't relax, i'm sure she'd enjoy if she didn't get all tense whenever the fuck we do ass stuff
>>705912476
probably because she's afraid you'll find out her secret that she farts and poops
>>705901059
You never had sex ed?
I wanna get my butthole licked but everyone gets weirded out by it :(
>>705912984
where do you live and do you have a penis or a vagina
>>705897955
Nice, straight from the top tier pussy thread
>>705913076
Dick. Texass fam
I'm a male who has licked many female assholes -- one of my favourite things to do. One of those licked females enjoyed licking my asshole, which I must admit, felt pretty good.
>>705902525
do it anyway...if it feels good, she won't stop you...or just tie her up...
Like dis
>>705899205
>>705904927
how many sets of tits does she have?
>>705913573
find a meskin chick- those dirty whores will do anything- esp for a white boy with a job
If you haven't found a girl that you can lick her asshole and would lick your asshole then you haven't found love.
It feels good. Good foreplay mechanic. Will get you hard if you're too drunk.
It's unfair
women should just let me indiscriminately lick thier buttholes
>>705914478
That's the test of whether she's really hot... do you see her and think, " I'd lick her sweaty asshole"....
>>705912829
No. Schools were just starting to do that kind of thing back then, and I think there was a lot of resistance from conservative and religious parents. My parents never talked about it with me.
It seems like tossing salad has gotten way more accepted and popular in the last 10-15 years. I remember back in highschool licking my 16 year old gf asshole, she fucking loved it. Same with my 17-18 year old gf after that. I never asked I just went for it. Goood times.
So I've been with my girl for 8 years, she was never into anal so I got it rarely, bdays and such (once when I saved her nieces life so that was nice)
Rimjob somehow never occurred to me, but at some point I had 'a day'
You know the day, starts with consensual pornstars having sex, then you switch over to something more hardcore and before you know it you are about to nut while watching a dog fuck a girl in the ass.
You know...'a day', so I was about to nut and she came in, I managed to x everything before it was too late but didnt get my stuff in my pants, she had been listening to 50 shades of gray while driving so she was pretty turned on.
We ended in bed and she was so clean and fresh and I just wanted to make everything dirtier.
We made out and I put my finger in her ass, she didn't enjoy it really but she didn't want to ruin the mood.
We had talked before about stuff we were interested in trying so she paused dragged me to the bath and pissed all over me, my balls were in pain from the sexual crave
Afterwards I turned the shower the shower on because im not a caveman
When I came into the bedroom she stood on all fours with her butt in my face
I licked her pussy from the clit and all the way up and she shivered from the taboo of it all.
Something that could've been the best sex of my life got ruined
I ate out her ass, I mean I REALLY went in there and I just nutted, I didnt touch the big fellow. I was aching to much to go on but I finished her off with a nice oral so she couldnt complain.
Nowadays its just routine in forplay, touch her body. Feel her tits. Feel her vag and butt. Lick everything I touched taking a moment or two longer with her butt.
so I can say for a fact that even a woman who doesn't like anal, still enjoys a good rimjob
>>705905942
>squirt
Pro-tip: it's piss
This was taken right after i licked it, look closely, it's still wet
>>705897801
Nope. But I have had mine licked though. My boyfriend loves it. I'm not a big fan. It feels a little too weird for me, but I put up with it because it makes him happy
Yep. My ex's butthole was sweet for some reason. She probably obsessed over washing it and keeping it clean. She had the most perfect asshole.
>>705897801
yes
