>go to convention >see girl cosplaying as Stocking >take
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>go to convention
>see girl cosplaying as Stocking
>take picture and talk to her
>somehow manage to keep conversation going
>she begins flirting
>holy shit this is my big chance
>bits and pieces of spaghetti, but manage to get her going
>go to bathroom
>get it on
>she even does an impression of Stocking
>best sex of my life
>while fucking, she suddenly sings
>"Gotta catch 'em all, STD's!"
>wat
>finish just a few seconds later
>she runs off without another word
>nervous as shit at this point
>barely get any sleep due to worry
>go to doctor the following day
>haven't gotten a single STD
>can't look at pictures of Stocking without getting angry as fuck
Fuck convention sex.
>>705877858
Please let this be real
>>705877858
>be at convention
>talk to super cute cosplayer girl
>have alot in common and steady keeps making subtle hints
>decide to be alpha and take her by hand and lead her somewhere less public
>press into her to kiss her
>feel a bulge pushing on my crotch
>spit and run away almost crying
fuck anime cons
>>705878677
>>705877858
God damn weeaboos, lets wololo them to death
>>705877858
>never been to a convention
>never been to a meeting
>never socialize
>never laugh
>never cry
>always lonely
>>705878677
you should've just ignored it
sorta-gay sex is still sex even if its sorta gay
>>705878879
>kill yourself, it's the only way
Isn't HIV detectable after at least 15 days with modern analysis?
> go to convention
> black chick cosplaying as misty
> compliment her on it
> she replies
> "it'd be better if i wasn't black and short and with subpar looks"
> um ok wtf
> try to be decent human being
> she's actually not bad
> like solid 8/10 at least by my preferences
> tell her her being black doesn't matter, being short doesnt matter and her looks are far from subpar
> she cheers up
> make small talk
> then out of left field she says
> "so you wanna fuck me or what?"
> lolwhut.nog
> thought actually crosses my mind
> remember wife is still waiting for me in hotel room
> pretty sure i already mentioned being married
> at least the ring shoulda been a clue
> "listen, you're beautiful, but i'm like twice your age and i'm married..."
> her eyes go cold
> "i see..." she mutters
> she then unloads on me, taking about how it must be nice to have such a fairytale life and how all guys are the same and nobody wants her and she's ugly and will die alone
> wtfjusthappened.gif
> she never sheds a single tear
> negress rage
> i just walk the fuck away
> SHE yells to ME:
> "SORRY I COULDN'T BE YOUR FUCKING THERAPIST!"
> all of my what
>>705878804
I don't know why, but kek
>>705878677
>"her"
>>705879272
If you're a dude, sex with a dude is more than "sorta" gay. That's like "sorta" dead or "sorta" pregnant.
>>705879772
who cares though, I mean at a convention with a random person who doesn't know you, they must look female enough that you could mistake them for female and anal feels the same with everyone... I mean close enough
nobody would ever know you'd done it, and getting laid is always good
also everyone is at least a little bit gay even if they don't admit it
>>705880018
Because dicks make my dick sad and soft.
>>705880320
well, just dont concentrate on the dick part, think about women while you do it, then it isn't as gay
its still pretty gay, but dont worry about that
>>705877858
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO RANDOM!!!!
HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!
I knew this board was RANDOM but holy shit!!! So kooky, so wild.
>>705880438
>forcing yourself to turn gay just to get some
>get to convention
>trench coat and katana both black, with golden shimmer
>see cute 14/(2x5) gril
>our eyes meet and a waddle fast towards her
>I stop in front of her
>slowly unsheathe my katana.
>teleport behind her on her right side and greet her
>she blushes, with a pink outline around her so k-y-ee
>says she likes my katana
>tell her she should see my more deadly one
She says yes
>I teleport in front of her and quickly seathe my katana
I miss
>the blade goes into a 11 year olds eyes
>starts screaming
>fuckingcockblock.png
>turns out it was her little brother
I ran away and cried myself to sleep jacking off.
Kill me.
so... sexy cosplay thread?
>>705880602
well I mean if you can why not?
to me it's like if I found a £20 note on the ground, Id pick it up, I wouldnt leave my job because I find money around the place sometimes...
yeah I consider myself straight but you know if theres a 'woman' with a dick who wants to fuck me, its not like I have anything better to do, I prefer women, but I might as well
>>705877858
>while fucking, she suddenly sings
>"Gotta catch 'em all, STD's!"
My sides
>>705880728
>missed the sheath
you rack disciprine. you bring dishonor to famiry. harakiri now
an anime
>>705880018
> im gay so everybody else must be
No.
>>705880728
>You should my more deadly one
You have my keks
>>705877858
>>705878677
>>705879602
What
>>705879602
lmfao
It's like a car crash where even after everything gets settled and stops rolling, they get hit again by a dumb teenager who thinks it's their fault because they stopped in the middle of a road
>>705880018
>also everyone is at least a little bit gay even if they don't admit it
Fuck off with this shit. I suffered through 4 years of people like you in languages and lit uni and I am sick to fucking death with this fucking bullshit.
No, not everyone is a little bit gay you fucking faggot.
>>705883463
Fuck me dead , name? please god
>>705880937
more like a 20 (euro lol, who could have guessed) note covered in semen and hairy sweat.
>>705877858
Kek
>>705882610
moar?
>>705883162
Dafag is that trap?
>>705883463
lmfao the guy wearing the pearler face mask like it's a fucking rave
>raving never dies; it just changes theme
>>705883741
>>705877858
she TROLLED you!
>>705883454
holy shit youre right
anymore greentext stories?
While we're on the topic, does any of you have AT LEAST ONE really legit sexy cosplay porn/webcam vid?
>>705884073
>>705882985
sauce/name/moar ??
>>705880728
You got me. I lost it.
>>705883733
"I came here to dance and get fucked up but I GUESS she's pre hot.. Kind of wanted to dance doe"
He looks so not interested
>>705880600
XD?????
>>705879602
Should have just fucked her and saved yourself the hassle.
>>705879469
ΚΕΕΕΕΕΚ
>>705880918
Sexy cosplay = ugly girl with big boobs
>>705884140
>>705880918
>>705884375
>>705880937
so, anon, when did you turn gay? because, if you're ok with dick, you're gay. it's not a problem for us if you admit it. but, yes, you are gay. you're a gay who also likes women.
>>705884375
Can't find a single porn vid of her.
>>705884419
>>705884449
>You're a gay who also likes women
That is literally what the term "bisexual" means.
>>705884486
>>705884584
By the looks of these threads, Conventions must be the ground zero of cringe
>>705882690
>>705884473
Ari faunn
>>705877858
Most stds take time to incubate so get tested again in 3 months
>>705883528
Damn! I knew Carrie really let herself go over the last 33 years, but... DAMN!!!
>>705884729
I can read the filename, it doesn't change the fact that there is no porn of her around.
>>705883558
She goes by "Chris Chan". She wrote some Sonic fanfic comics before she got known for her cosplays.
>>705884632
wow
>>705884584
>>705884841
I dont really get how they are allowed to go around dressed like that, dont conventions and places like that have public decency standards or something?
Don't get me wrong I'm all for looking at the T&A but I wonder how they dont get approached by security or something.
>>705884318
Yeah, I can just see it now.
*wife texts him*
Where u at honey?
Um, I'll be there in a minute...
*He gets back*
Sorry I took so long
*She sniffs his cock*
Why does your penis smell like gorilla pussy?
>>705882610
Took me a second...then my pants exploded
>>705884375
Ah... So now we know what it would be like if Zelda was a girl.
>>705885211
fuck off beta virgin
>>705885211
It's in character I guess, besides they are strong independent womyn so they can do whatever they want.
>>705885307
Google "Link Rule63"
>>705885320
eat shit, I am asking a legit question, I'm not saying they shouldn't do it.
>>705885307
>>705885307
That's Link u retard.
>>705878879
there is no manual for human life, do whatever the fuck u want
>>705884694
Yes indeed. In the past few years they've had to put up those "cosplay is not consent" signs that go into great detail about not touching or grabbing or harassing people in costume.
>>705885412
what the fuck is wrong with her feet?
>>705885447
>Taking the bait that hard
Newfag
>>705885447
summer is in full swing
>>705885485
I remember going to a con and the majority of the people being horribly inappropriate were teenage girls practically powerbombing the cosplayer because they thought it was ok to "glomp"
>>705883528
>cosplaying as leia when you should be jaba
>>705880728
"pssssh nothing personal, kid..."
>>705885589
Shit, more.
Also, still hoping someone shares a good cosplay porn vid :(
>>705885725
>>705885698
I see panties like this all the time in anime, is it a specific style or is it just that the girl is wearing panties that are much too small for her body?
>>705884256
>This music sucks
>I just want to go home and find some beans
>I bet none of these people have even deconstructed reality
>Am I the only one who brought kandi?
>Xin Ling is behind me
>I don't like Xin Ling
>I can't find my watter bottle
>This bitch isn't even wearing pasties, 2/10 would not have spiritual experience with
Pssst , you dont actually need to put your ass n tits out to be hot
>>705878804
Blast from the mother-fucking past over here.
That was the best command online.
>>705883733
he's wearing a sanitary mask because he has a cold, it's a custom they have over there to not make others sick because of how tightly packed japan is.
>>705879602
Should have brought her back to the wife and watch her fuck the cosplayer.
That's how it's done, faggot
>>705885590
Nah its the endless summer
>>705885651
kek
>>705886088
Nope but it sure helps.
http:// scene-porn com/crazy-blonde-emo-teen/
The chick next to the consent board.
>dragon con
>dressed as prince gumball
>get smashed on long island ice teas
>fuck you that shit tastes great
>hitting on tons of uggos and fat shits in bikinis, and flat uncomfortable asian chicks
>steal a bag of twizzlers from some chick dressed as a gryfindor student
>friends tell me i keep on hitting on girls who are clearly underaged or with their boyfriends
>far too blasted to care
>last dance on Alderaan
>so drunk i can hardly stand, dance moves come naturally
>look over see a solid 9/10 princess bubblegum
>oh fuck
>jump over and start dancing with her
>say cheesy one liners about bubblegum flavors
>i wanna pop your bubble
>how long does your flavor last
>end up making out
>invite her back to my hotel room
>make it outside of the room
>too much jumping drinking and twizzlers for one man
>proyectile vomit blood red all over that fucking carpet
>peebles does a full 360 and walks away
>didnt get laid
fucking dragon con man
>>705885869
>I see panties like this all the time in anime
What the hell are you watching?
Hers look like they're just pulled halfway down.
>>705877858
ahhahahhaha
>>705886221
>I'd hadouken her in the butt too.
>>705886339
The face of utter depression on that cleaning-woman in the mirror.
>>705885642
In english please
>never wanted to a bone a 16 y/o harder in my life
>>705877858
Gotta catch 'em all!
>>705886495
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glomp
All these girls give a certain vibe of Despair
>>705886334
i mean shit like this, I figured somebody would know what I was talking about in here.
>>705886495
the most inappropriate people I've seen at cons were teenage girls, they would run full speed at cosplayers and almost knock them over, because they heard about stupid shit like "glomping" which pretty much means what I previously described.
hhhnngggg
>>705886271
close one friend, great story made me laugh.
Anime LA is just around the corner maybe this will be the con
>>705877858
If the story is true, which I doubt, she was obviously just fucking with you.
>>705885869
I think the Japs call it "low-leg" panties.
>>705886135
Nah, that's not a sanitary mask.
Let's take a look at it from the perspective of an engineer designing a mask to be sold for public consumption.
It is all black, so unless the base material is colored black, it's less likely that any company would have to spend resources on dying them black. Not likely.
It has two distinct designs on it and although brand recognition could be a reason to have designs on a sanitary mask, it's also another cost, and usually companies stick to a single shape for a logo. Not likely.
From the perspective of a mathematician, I would guess that more than one person would be sick in a photo like this, as it is a semi-random sample of the convention. Assuming, of course, that his disease would be communicable.
It's probably not a sanitary mask, unless you can find the actual mask online and show me a link, I'm going to assume you're a faggot who directly correlates mask & sick every single time.
>>705886443
>>705886339
kill me
>>705886724
Calm down, I was just giving you shit.
The only thing I've seen of them called them "lowleg panties"
I don't know if that's the real name or not.
>she will never softly moan while bouncing on my D
>kill me now
>>705886604
>>705886619
>>705886651
>>705886671
At least post cosplay
>>705877858
>>go to doctor the following day
>>haven't gotten a single STD
Bruh you gotta wait at least two weeks before testing, you need time for the infections to germinate before the doctor can detect them
>>705877858
Is this Pasta? Either way I kek'd
>>705886929
moar monhun cosplay
>>705886811
oh look at all these colorful designs, it almost looks as though you should go eat shit.
https://www.aliexpress.com/popular/sanitary-mask.html
I went to japan, people were wearing those stupid things all over the place and gently coughing sometimes.
>>705880438
what in the hell is wrong with you?
>incoming hate
>>705886986
For the love of... MORE
Post more and restful sleep and enjoyable days will come to you, anon.
>>705887086
Damn, you got me on 2 of three arguments
I'll give this one to you. How do you eat your shit? I'm thinking with some mashed potatoes and maybe corn or something. Something about the corn being on the plate and in the shit on the plate has a contrast that I find appealing.
>>705887130
Eh she gets the typical lotsa-peeps-like-so-i-hate treatment. Aint like anyone here wouldnt hit with the force of a thousand suns.
>>705887282
needs moar r34 tho
>>705880018
>this guy
Subtle troll, or Elton John?
>>705877858
is it true that conventions are just thinly veiled orgies for nerds?
>>705887279
don't try to deflect the fact that you were mistaken by using toilet humor, I was just mildly indignant about how hard you were shit talking me.
Weirdly enough, the most legit female attention I got as when I crossplayed as Yakui the Drug Maid for one anime con a number of years ago.
I didn't fuck, but I got really drunk and went to the Saturday night rave, and I remember some broad was grinding up on my dick through my skirt and she had to have been rolling on ecstasy or something her eyes were so droopy and blank it was weird/hot.
>>705887525
>on my dick through my skirt
>>705887616
>>705887618
don't act so shocked, he said he crossplayed
>>705887487
If only.
Unfortunately - it's just sexually and morally repressed weebs playing dress up and whores looking for attention.
Cosplaying girls are either dry as a fucking desert, and only get moist if their animu husbando came to life
OR
High maintenance attention-whores.
If you ever got some poontang in a convention - you're literally just super lucky and were at the right place at the right time.
>>705887516
Sexiest cosplay in the thread.
>>705884526
>bisexuals
Kek.
>>705883528
She would be fun to fuck
>>705885211
"public decency standards"
I didn't know you murricans want a muslim state that bad.
>>705888398
But think of the children
>>705885211
what people do with their bodies is up to them, not you. if they want to dress like sluts and increase the odds of being raped thats their problem
>>705888398
you assume incorrectly that I am American.
I just wonder how they dont get told to go put more clothes on since they are pretty much wearing 2 belts as a costume.
>>705886540
>that censorship on the nutsack
why tho
>>705888520
Oh i do...
<insert pedobear here>
>>705888605
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE THINKING THAT I AM TRYING TO POLICE THE SLUTS?
I am just wondering how the fucking administration didn't kick them out due to some kind of fucking rule violation of wearing a fucking belt over their gash and calling it a costume, most places don't like shit like that.
>>705888398
This is the county that literally had police walk up and down the beach with measuring tape in hand, remember.
Gotta cover up that sinful temptation.
>>705884318
Fucking a shrunken raisin-like nigger isn't worth the AIDS and hepatitis, especially for someone who's getting laid regularly
>>705884632
dear lord
>>705889009
yeah I saw that reply, I am voicing frustration about all these retards thinking I am some puritan complaining about the turbosluts.
>>705883258
u dont wanna know how many buckets i came to this
>>705885589
tits/10
the fuck is up with her nose though?
>>705884202
i second this
>>705888263
Sure, if you have the upper body strength to handle that much meat
>>705889253
her nose is pointing upwards and she has high nostrils i suppose.
>>705879772
Sorta dead is when he's dead, but still fidgitty so you're not sure.
>>705883914
>ushijimaiiniku
>cuntflap partially visible
nice
getting sucked off by that slag is going on my bucket list
>>705883719
damnit. now i need new pants
>>705877858
At least you got it. I got stood up at a convention by a woman who was SUPPOSED to meet me there.
>>705885233
my favorite part of this post is that his wife is intimately familiar with the odor of great ape cunt
>>705887501
>being this mad
>>705889829
what, you mean mildly indignant?
>>705877858
>a anime
>not having condoms
>not buying condoms
>not relegating her to oral
when will u get the results?
I have a pretty good convention story if anyone wants it.
>>705890037
Why does that lady have a peepee?
>>705886088
That's true, but it only works if your face isn't a fucking trainwreck
>>705879602
Yep. Dealing with black female weebs. 90% Are batshit crazy with identity issues.
>but they still won't fuck with black male weebs
>>705880728
pi is 22/7, not 14/10
>>705887086
>>705886135
You fucking retard, that's not Japan.
>>705882690
>craters
>>705880918
>>705884358
>sexy cosplay===otherwise regular woman wearing a costume for attention and money from lonely nerds
>>705890054
nope
>>705883463
>>705883487
u know whats gonna complete a Misty costume? Too long hair and stripper shoes...
>>705890286
ok where is it then, and how am I supposed to know where it is other than somewhere where there's a lot of asians?
>>705890478
Alirighty then
Let's say you had the opportunity to fuck a hot girl in cosplay, and you could choose who or what she cosplayed as, what would it be?
>>705888605
Then when they DO get raped, it should STAY their problem, not everyone else's. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes; don't hate all men just because you (she) wanted to walk outside half-naked.
>>705890630
Your nother
>>705890397
just dont give her money. Give her the D
>>705890630
Pic related, I'm an Asuka fag. She would need to talk down to me and bully me, though. Shit would be cash.
>>705890630
>>705890151
cuz thats what u deserve
>>705889995
>this
>mad
>>705890601
It looks like China, although the signs on the wall aren't very clear, so I can't read them. Masks are fairly uncommon here and people only wear them because of the pollution.
It sure as shit isn't Japan. If you thought those were Japanese people, you should probably shut the fuck up about Japan since you know absolutely nothing about the place.
>>705890885
Plug-suit or Casual Clothes
>>705888714
i think some1 thought its a pussy
>>705891079
how mad?
>>705891140
I made a lazy assumption, I figured it was japan because I didnt really think cosplay was popular in other asian countries.
>>705891312
>>705891150
Casual, without a doubt. That girl is basically my dream.
>>705891312
>what r "shoes"?
>>705891160
< that mad
>>705891368
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST?!?!?!1
>>705891488
>>705891349
Taiwan is the biggest bunch of weeaboos since France
>>705883528
Heh. The child of jabba and Leia that leia never mentioned. Poor Han. Cucked before he ever got it.
>>705891534
I'm so mad I became Pocahontas?
Jesus christ how bored are we to keep this shit going?
>>705877858
>checking std 1 day after sex
calling fake
>>705891584
>>705890548
She's dressed as a whore with those clothes. She doesn't care about the cosplay, rather, just being noticed.
>>705880600
shut the fuck up roger
>>705878518
>anon got laid
>real
>>705883559
>implying an ultra-sissy trap would'nt be shaved and showered
>>705877858
Wear a rubber you dingus
>>705886135
It's not a sanitary mask, and that's China you piece of dog shit. Typical white autist.
>>705877858
condoms retard
real men carry them
>>705891591
You're doing God's work, friend.
>>705882610
vibrator cords?
>>705886724
It's typical shimapan. Enjoy moe fetish.
>>705877858
>convention sweat
>no condom
Even tho bait, good lesson
>>705878879
>>705879385
Go kill some niggers.
You'll feel better
>>705886746
who
>>705883454
Found the clomo
>>705889336
bruh, do you even lift?
>>705890220
Autism is a mental condition.
>cute pie girl
![[gasp].gif](https://i.imgur.com/VHKq1zF.gif "[gasp].gif")
>>705892863
wtf?
>>705880438
You're a fag queer homosexual
>>705893129
are you dumb?
>>705891619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share
>>705893110
and u have it.
Pi(e) is 22/7, not 14/(2x5)
>>705892071
>implying hes talking about a trap and not a muslim
>implying implying
>>705891874
That retarded ass tattoo though...
>>705892863
why would someone put that sign up?
