Car Thread v.1.6
Post your car and let people determine what type of person you are.
It's fine to post a car from the internet, but it must resemble your real car perfectly.
>>705875855
college student with lots of debt
>>705875945
Close. Just add my crippling depression.
This is like mine, same colour and shit
>>705876403
23yo vapes, plays Destiny
>>705876662
likes to drive at night, kills small animals, eats roadkill and molests children
>>705876740
Holy shit, it's literally my birthday just turned 24 though, don't vape but used to destiny til it got real shit
>>705876947
Well looks like I was pretty close at least. Seems to be the usual VW crowd
I have this car
Exactly like mine but it's gray
>>705875855
>>705877116
i have cancer
guess my age and occupation
>>705876811
>>705876662
Not even close, I'll add in 2 more of my cars to add into the fun
>>705877048
Yeah I really only got it for the fuel economy, as far as games go I've been smashing overwatch though
>>705877116
a-are those... Bentley wheels?
>>705875855
'04 Sienna
![VolvoV700709(3)_794_529_70[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zCiyoXF.jpg "VolvoV700709(3)_794_529_70[1].jpg")
>>705875855
Pretty close to mine
...its mine...no pic from internet..
>>705877267
They're pretty fun cars though, gotta admit. I've been playing to much CSGO to take up overwatch. The beta was pretty fun though
>>705877231
Im sorry to hear that. Hope you'll get better
>>705877315
Yes they are
20"
>>705877259
keeps women locked up in a basement shelter, uses different trucks for different crimes to avoid detection
>>705875855
Resemble as in have 4 wheels and a few doors? Some glass here and there? Maybe headlights and taillights?
>>705877315
All part of VAG - they share parts to keep costs down, so I'm guessing common hubs and bolt pcd
>>705877339
Dear Murrica, please explain why this compact
>>705877247
SE? Ecoboost? I own a 2016 Fusion S. I was NOT going to pay 3500 more for a turbo that only produces 6 more hp than the base model.
>>705875855
>base model bmw
narcissist, likely an arab
>>705876403
hard to say, but its VW so your probable a fag
>>705876662
blue collar, refers to HC as killary
>>705877116
nigger
>>705877185
pretty cool guy
>>705877226
good taste m8
>>705877432
Love how when I post my cars I get nothing but rape answers. Tbh chicks love the bronco for some reason
internet pic of le car
>>705877505
Im not a nigger. Jelly of my car ?
>>705877247
28, office yuppie, wakes up at 7 Ish, gets home round 5:45, weekends off and eats Wendy's at least once a week.
>>705877505
VW fag here, used to own a beast of a Nissan GQ patrol before this
>>705877505
Actually I'm voting Hillary since she seems to be the lesser of the two evils
(in the truck guy)
>>705877554
when you have your mouth gagged and fear for you life of course they 'love' the bronco.
>>705877259
Is that you stone cold?
Internet picture, but for the rest it's the same
>>705875855
oh, look, another boring, cookie cutter bmw...
>>705875855
X-train t-30 2004.
He is old and grumpy, but i love him dearly.
Inb4 i never had a girlfriend, which is true.
>>705877778
Female car
>>705877185
Shaggin wagon/10
Extrovert, average height, not thin but not fat ass, blonde hair, shitty beard
>>705877623
Can't go wrong with the Benz !
>>705877339
3 kids, your life is pretty stressful because you don't make much money considering all the expenses the kids and wife rack up.
>>705877655
meh not really, I don't really get the appeal of phaetons, just get a BMW or merc if you want a nice german car
pic from the web
2013 Dodge Dart Rallye
>>705877116
Someone guess my age and occupation.
>>705877778
tits or gtfo
>>705877259
Total faggot, is voting for trump, calls Clinton crooked Hillary, packs it to interatrial porn, has one token black coworker
>>705877850
Except when those repair bills come... Faggot. Enjoy all those expensive proprietary parts
>>705877623
Noice color
>>705877626
Sex
>>705877116
Looks shooped, or alternatively like a tiny German girl sitting on a dragon dildo - you pick
>>705877185
Valvobro
>>705877505
Classic family man
>>705877778
You are a hairdresser who can't park?
>>705877861
Slav
>>705877259
>>705876662
Posting one more of my cars for the fun of it, love seeing the answers I get
This but differebt rims that look nicer
>>705877626
What is it? I have an E36. Mine looks similar.
>>705877903
Its a passat CC (CC for the newer models) I get that comment alot but I like these cars. Everyone has their opinion ofcourse
>>705877952
I am just leasing it. No repair bills .
>>705877626
Delivery driver, smokes a lot of weed, eats a lot of cereal
>>705877914
>Dodge Dart
A far cry from the older Darts. What a poor modern twist on the car. Ugly as fuck. Looks like an older ford focus. KEK
>>705877948
Actually I'm a Hillary supporter
>>705877954
Linus tech tips
>>705878032
>leasing
Nigger?
>>705877903
It's a CC. They bretty gud
07. Can't wait to get the new one.
>>705878072
Na I just work for a Benz dealership and got a sweet deal.
>>705877954
>steals shitty used cars, that one in particular was previously owned by an illegal mexican
>>705878077
Someone with good taste
>>705878044
I hate the car. It breaks down every other month. Would much prefer a old dart.
>>705875855
Pic from the internet, but looks same as mine
>>705878044
Naw dude. Darts pretty cool looking. Performance isn't outstanding but is good for how little HP the car has
>>705878065
I love his pink lambo! I bought the grandam in my pic for $120 and figured I'd have some fun with it
>>705878059
Probably just a hipster then
>>705878160
>Naw dude.
Stopped reading right there. Yeah "dude."
>>705877907
Pushes his car home upwards a twice a month, but pretends he does it for the gainz
>>705878164
Well. Not sure if you pulled off a Linus. Actually yea you did
>>705878160
>Darts pretty cool looking
bawahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
>>705877953
It sex until the repair bills come because the person who sold it to me was a lying cunt. 10/10 car still though.
>>705878156
DORIFTOOOO - Professional gloryholer
>>705877991
Correct. 97 Bmw 328i -- e36 2.8 6 cyl inline
>>705877778
small penis, you like to refer to it as a feminine penis.
2008 Ford Falcon BF MKII.
Not quite the same as mine, Mine's a silvery-blue, and the rims are slightly different.
Pretty good car, specially with the mileage on it.
>>705878208
Can't stand hipsters actually. Its completely possible to be a truck owning gun loving redneck and not support trump
>>705877914
damn thats ugly....
mein. no internet pic.
Pic off internet but same except for being a darker blue.
>>705878233
This pic is actually from about 4 years ago. Linus definitely did it better though
>>705878341
Back to Eurochan, eurofat. This site is for AMERICANS.
>>705878038
asian cali cunt with rich parents and a start up app company
>>705878341
Ausfag detected
>>705878338
Yeah mine is a 98 323i E36 6 cylinder myself in a gloss deep navy blue colour.
The driver leather seat is pretty perished now, do you have that issue too? Every other seat is perfect but the driver side is very worn. Looking to get a replacement maybe.
>>705878450
>>705878455
>>705878341
fuck, eurofats have arrived
>>705877953
>>705877861
Fuck you dude, thats a boooneeefied 3.0 -77 fuel injected Baader Meinhof wagen right there
Not my picture obviously but I drive a 2007 Holden VE Calais.
Old picture, changed the rims and replaced the front bumper.
>>705878482
>>705878514
> Euro
Ford Falcon is one of the most popular four door sedans in which country?
>>705878586
stay mad eurofat
Don't you have a migrant crisis to solve? KEK
>>705878586
Europe, obviously.
>>705878360
That's fine but it's impossible to be a redneck and support hillary
>>705878643
NOt mad, just not entirely sure Americans know the difference between Australia and Europe.
Evidently they do not.
>>705878450
a woman. if not a woman a trans man
>>705878498
Cool looking but pretty shit if not modded
>>705878730
>NOt mad
>caps locked
>confirmed butt hurt
Also detector is off the charts.
>>705878784
Eh it's pretty decent, picks up nicely, sadly it isn't twin turbo. I do plan on doing some work in the future though
>>705878769
fuck. bitches liked the roof though.
Mine
>>705878498
likes 80's music and anything vaporwave, thinks he's good with women but is actually a tool who wears too much cologne at night clubs.
I'm pretty easy to guess
>>705878955
Too poor for e-class
>>705878712
I'm a horsefucker (the /MLP/ kind not the farm kind) who owns lots of trucks, a few guns, works as a soundtrack producer for indie games, and supports Hillary. I'd say mudding and doing some shooting every weekend still qualifies me for redneck status.
>>705878936
>picture of an empty parking spot, with a Golf Wagon in the background
1.6 diesel.
>>705878936
Norwegian 19 yr old that bought his car from his mom.
>>705879122
Older, and got it from a old cuple.
>>705879116
What he said
>>705878223
>>705878489
Nordic, not asian
Not cali, not even murica(pic from interweb)
No rich parents(these mercs are cheap as fuck lol)
Not interested in apps.
:)
>>705879004
Eh, not really. But good guess
Exact same as mine minus the front plate
>>705879174
Owns a gold plated uzi
oiiii
>>705879228
Dips and listens to Johnny Rebel
>>705879440
Cool guy
>>705878497
Drivers side isnt too bad, but the back drivers is fucked. Well work and a nice tear in it :(
![12345834_1654750068097199_291069641_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aGESCON.jpg "12345834_1654750068097199_291069641_n[1].jpg")
XE-S, almost the same as this but has gunmetal colour alloys.
>>705875855
I have three cars though.
+ black roof on mine.
>>705878341
>likes ford
lmao
mine
Exact same as mine just got it last week too. I just couldn't justify dropping another 20k to get into an escalade
Exactly the same as mine, went to the bmw webpage and designed it in just 2 secs.
>>705879539
Refers to his car as "my jag"
Like this but with different color inside.
>>705875855
r8 fgt
01 Defender slowly modding as the money comes
>>705879791
nigger, has grills on his teeth, has actually shot someone before. probably sells drugs to afford this vehicle.
![bmw-740il-5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BxT0MeS.jpg "bmw-740il-5[1].jpg")
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
faggot board
>>705879876
Also forgets his wallet every time you go to dinner. His keys spend more time in a bowl than on the ignition
This is how I locomote.
Didn't buy it myself. Got it for my 25th birthday 3 years ago.
>>705877259
Has definitely stood in front of the mirror with no shirt and a gun. Multiple occasions.
Golf Gti
As a black lies matters individual would refer to it:
Muh whip. The Fiesta ST
>>705877377
Is faggot loves MMF with his friends, because secretly loves feeling their dicks inside a women because not gay
![Mercedes-Benz-W210-E240T-Turmalin-Grün-STERKMERK01-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/niXhRzN.jpg "Mercedes-Benz-W210-E240T-Turmalin-Grün-STERKMERK01-1[1].jpg")
>>705880097
great taste. nuff said. would befriend.
First car, bough with cash, out of pocket.
>>705877185
edgy but knows his stuff
>>705877259
redneck
>>705877339
<average
>>705877351
knows how to handle money
>>705877377
rich daddys kid
>>705877626
poorfag but with a spark
>>705877761
doesnt give a fuck
>>705877861
nice person
>>705877907
i dont care what i drive but i own an iphone
>>705878038
poor mans mercedes
>>705878029
my mom gave me this
>>705879791
compensating
>>705879949
average european
>>705880343
i didnt know theres girls in /b/
>>705880331
>>705880118
>>705879992
>>705879950
>>705879825
>>705879791
>>705879735
>>705879645
>>705879539
do you guys got money yourself or your mommy bought you this?
>>705880749
I'm
>>705879950
35yo lawyer, so not mom
>>705880749
I bought my BMW 530d for 25 000 from a collegue
e550 from 2009, bought it in 2010
>>705880749
Haha, no I bought it myself, it's not that expensive lol
>>705881264
From a shitty Fiat
>>705881300
>>705878482
It's Australian you nigger
Exactly the same as this one
>>705879174
why do you drive a boat?
>>705881591
This is a CAR thread not a GOKART thread you fucking google.
>>705881591
two toyotas, nice
>>705881362
Nice upgrade, fast little car. VW do great cars (that's mine) >>705881202
Pic from the internet but ROTARY BITCHES
inb4 file name, my fucking desktop is cluttered
>>705881711
>>705881714
:(
I also have a nissan?
(changed pic)
>>705875855
straya
>>705881818
>rotary
literally the stupidest engine ever made
>>705881745
aus?
>>705881836
cunt
>>705881881
2nd this
>>705879982
>>705880657
>>705880749
I work as a financial advisor for one of the top wealth/financial management groups this is me >>705879791
>>705877953
I want... To know more about. this tiny German girl sitting on a dragon dildo analogy? Please explain.
>>705879440
Nice e30
Meh, mine
>>705881769
Looks sweet man nice color too! And definitely VW make really fun cars!
Wouldn't hesitate to buy another!
From the internet but this
>>705882025
Lady in her mid 40s
>>705881881
one of the funnest engines ever made mate, have you driven one? They're fucking beautiful
From internet but one of these
>>705881888
si
>>705878527
I Drive a '15 Clubsport with the 375 package, I didn't get the GTS because I dislike Supercharger whine on a daily driver, plus the 375 Package has an amazing tune on the gearbox as well that just makes it faster than I ever really needed anyway.
>>705877728
Can't decide whether he wants to offroad or tentacle rape a Jap who can't figure out if she is 14 or 40
>>705877684
army officer, 24 wake up at 5 am get home around 7 pm
>>705882496
lmao
>>705877504
SE with tech package
>>705882032
Tempted to get mine tuned. It's the 170bhp diesel but they easily tune to 220bhp
>>705882306
>bought the car brand new in '94
>still own it
>freshman in highschool
>dad signed the paperwork
>i paid the car payments and insurance
>only car I've ever owned
>car is 22 years old
>rebuilt the engine once
>transmission rebuild
>replaced the exhaust pipe three times, it likes to rust out
>getting ready to buy a tesla
>ever since Ive paid it off Ive been putting its monthly payments in a seperate savings plan
>>705880407
How do you like your rust?
>>705882697
That looks so weird to me, I'm used to the British ford escort (pic related, it's the 227bhp cosworth version)
>>705882846
>>705877247
>>705882529
Do you find all your ncm drive mustangs mine do. Never really understood that
>>705881745
.... wow you live in mcgregor don't you..
>>705882346
>TFW Not enough Australians to appreciate your Super Sport.
>>705882602
That's the nice thing with VW as well, super easy to tune and get a fairly significant boost in hp.
For the gti, it's stock 200,with stage 1 you can get 250 :D
>>705882873
Yeah the British ford escort looks quite a bit better
>>705882891
All ncos either buy a mustang, charger, or challenger
>>705875855
Mine has a guard in the front tho. Other than that, rims and trim are the same.
>>705875855
Thats mine
>>705882717
tfw the fastest thing in this thread is also probably the cheapest
if you live long enough to enjoy it...
I drive a (used) black 2005 Mercedes S-Class.
(This is a pic from the internet, not my actual car but it pretty much looks like this to a tee)
sorry about editing only one i have to hand
>>705883670
redtop ?
Size limit
>>705883670
Gsi? My first car was a mark 3 as well but the lowly 1.4 standard version, always wanted the gsi. I did see a conversion of one where they managed to get 20" rims on it!
>>705881881
faggot who doesnt love the 13b
>>705875855
>>705883776
Yup
R8 Me
E21 BMW
>>705883843
20" are horror on a car like this
Not mine but same model/colour
>>705883999
I don't like that Gen. But your trips are great so 10/10 car buddy
>>705876662
Country bumpkin/southeast America
>>705877339
Soccer mom of 5. Or male who doesn't give a fuck about cars.
Cars are for pussies. Get a bike
T5 manual
>>705877861
Sick E21 Anon, I built myself an M30B35 swapped E30.
>>705883717
Maybe the cheapest if you're talking brand new.. The 07 CBR 1000RR holds its value fairly well for a bike, I ended up paying $7500 for it a few years back (2013 I think it was)
I'm sure some of these cars cost a whole lot less than that...
But yeah, stupidly fast... 0-100(60mph) in 2.9s, 0-200(120mph) in 7.4s, low 10s 1/4 mile
Stock..
I still shit my pants every time I reef the throttle open
Doesn't help that it has zero electronic assists. One of the last pure riding experiences. No abs, wheelie and slide control, nothing...
2012 Ram 1500 Laramie Longhorn edition
>>705879440
Yeahhhh E30. Which engine anon, 4 banger or straight 6?
Gotta go fast.
>>705884446
Did you really stroke a 302 to 317?
>>705884104
South West actually, originally from NY
gotta go reasonably fast. 2.4l V6
>>705884520
317 is the production number.
>>705884072
It was seriously modded to accomdate them, most of the arches had to be cut away
>>705884580
Ah.
I'd post mine but it's a charger.
So you'll just call me a nigger.
>>705878156
Toss up between ricer and "hella flush" neither of which are jdm
>>705884659
Gonna call you a nigger anyway, nigger
>>705884657
Ah the fairhful 86
Named after its peak horse power
>>705884310
Nice. I've got an 04 cbr600 myself. It's quick enough for me. Thought about getting a liter bike but i dunno that I need/want more power. It's sketchy enough as it is, not factoring in other drivers who never fucking see you/Won't get off their cell phones.
>>705883747
Dailies his drifter, vapes, 28
Mine
>>705884761
Too good. They had to cut costs somewhere on the car, it could be a decent drifter though
>>705884850
Honestly I find myself dragging 12 year olds in their riders less and less because I'm 100% certain I'll destroy them.. Occasionally I play with an Aston Martin, M Power Beamer or AMG but it's the same story, a car length ahead before I'm out of 1st.. And that means more time to focus on morons
My biggest worry these days is the cops.. Stupidity of other drivers can be mitigated by defensive riding, you shouldn't find yourself in compromising situations in the first place
ML350
>>705885175
It's definitely an entry level sports car, no doubt.
A rear wheel drive like that is getting harder and harder to get at a reasonable price
i just wish they spent a little less time on R&D and used one of the many existing Toyota platforms that deliver significantly more power at a lower cost in order to produce what would have ultimately been a better car
What was wrong with the engines out of the old ST205 celicas for example? Why reinvent everything...
Actual car
>>705881745
son of dermatologist, 20 y.o., back to community college after failing out of party school and spending a gap year in rehab or house arrest
car was gift from dad after he was caught fucking the nurse and nasty divorce.
mom is still the practice manager, so shit's awkward as fuck with them. she got the house and drives a late model practical car.
you can't wait to live your own life and are too scared to make the first step
>>705885532
3s-GTE with a little refinement can create serious power in a small engine.. To be sure but I doubt they would pass emissions
Source: MR2 owner.
>>705879440
Wanna be friends?
Not my car, from internet.
Same colour and model but I paid for sidesteps too.
>>705886374
2.5l petrol awd rav 4 gxl
internet pic
bought new
>>705886274
You like VWs but you're smarter than a VW buyer
>>705882346
you like football meat pies kangaroos and holden cars
>>705886706
Correct.
Also don't give a shit what 'my car says about me'
>>705877861
I like the style
>>705884685
you are a new age feminist and you hate harambe
>>705882346
>as well that just makes it faster than I ever really needed anyway
its never fast enough nerd
>>705884342
-1 for not going with the brilliant EcoDiesel engine. So I'd say a solid 7.
>>705884761
Op of the brz here. I love the car, my only complaint is the whp and torque but with some modification the car can be wicked fast
>>705886374
you double park and take the kids to school and sometimes drink and drive and fall asleep at the lights and hog the passing lane on the highway
or you like toyotas and corollas are slumming it
>>705887055
Lel what a cuck
>>705887290
Uno mas.
>>705885532
Speaking of old Celicas, I'd be interested to see what would happen if Toyota dropped a 2GR and the 4WD from the Lex IS into an 86. Something of a spiritual successor for the old GT-Four. The engine must be light and sporty enough to work with if Lotus uses it for their cars.
>>705887254
Yeah except I take myself to school. 18 y/o
Taken off the internet but I have the same model
![08chevyimpalass-l-f9ba8c83052dd9bc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2btztSL.jpg "08chevyimpalass-l-f9ba8c83052dd9bc[1].jpg")
08 Impala SS
>>705887323
Kek
>>705887377
Your jeep is for twinks and your bike says you're a wannabe biker.
This isnt my car but its my dream car
'08 Mazdaspeed 3
>>705887830
You need to dream bigger. That car is a piece of shit.
>>705887884
"I want to look cool but I'm broke as fuck"
>>705887888
I know but i nearly have enough money so ill be able to hopefully get it plus nice trips
>>705887797
my old car, still reked all the boy racers, not even gay kek
>>705875855
2014 Accord
My z3
BMW E46 330ci FL
>>705888018
How much money you got? I'll find you a better car that has an engine that can actually be worked on by most mechanics.
>>705887830
Right on brother
>>705888192
Hand washing an Accord. Why even bother?
>>705888527
I have 2000 yeah not alot but its what i have
>>705888561
thanks man
>>705888400
Even tho it's not the m3 I'm still fuckin jealous
>>705888710
$2000 to put down or $2000 total to spend?
>>705888857
jelous until you've driven an E46. technically theyre pretty good, but lack any real character
theres plenty of better sporty sedans around
only kids who drive 1.2 L corsa's lust after M3s
>>705888951
2000 total
My car, wife's car in the background
>>705888968
Well the z3 which I posted earlier has only the 1.9 so the power to me looks like a huge jump still. Also those 3.0s I crazy reliable for being bmw
>>705884268
My nigga. Got a 300 SX 2 smoker that I daily. Shits lit
>>705889197
well M3s are fairly powerful, im just saying most german cars are very generic, without much feeling in the,, but technically great
>>705888857
I thought about buying an E46 M3 but insurence would have Killed me. For me the 330ci is a Budget M3
>>705884309
its a E3
