Midday Celeb thread - Tell the boss you have an important meeting with Victoria
Shirley Manson is here to make you cum.
I like emma better but VJ is pretty hot
>>705868438
>>705868242
Vicki J is talentless... needs to be somebody's trophy bride. Can't act, can't sing.
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>>705868639
She was ok in the 90s
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>>705868864
>>705868905
>>705868639
>>705868803
She's still hotter than most.
Emma-bros you guys are always around in the celeb threads at the same time of day.
6 am? time to mutually appreciate emma.
>>705868242
always have time for tori
I LOVE emma!
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>>705869145
>>705869130
>> basic body
>> boyish features
sure you do.
>>705868692
>>705868999
The trips don't lie.
>>705869130
Emma makes my heart flutter.
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>>705869274
>No emma jerkoff buddy
>>705869271
Emma makes my cock hard
>>705869237
>>705868999
I guess, anything more revealing?
>>705869449
Same anon
>>705869404
>>705869449
hii :3
My M-Mistress Victoria Justice i-is o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world... I-I m-must k-keep a c-constant g-guard on her whenever w-we g-go out f-for there are m-many m-men who w-want h-her and w-will d-do anything t-to have h-her...
>>705869177
Avril is legit hot as bell, I admit it
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>>705869615
avril is a genetic freak who looks like she belongs in a horror movie. also no talent.
>>705869615
Hell yes she is.
>>705869683
bugger off m8
>>705869516
It's not gay to wanna suck some cock while looking at emma right?
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>>705869723
idk but im waiting
>>705869554
I would fuck her in a heartbeat no doubt, but ultimately I am obsessed with emma
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>>705869811
Wh-Why j-just the o-other d-day I-I s-saw a m-man "accidentally" f-fall into h-her b-boobs wh-while w-we w-were at a-a store... I-It t-took us several m-minutes t-to extradite h-his g-groping and f-feeling hands from h-her b-body... I-I was quite embarrassed...
>>705869718
i'd bugger myself before i buggered that stupid whore
>>705869774
Can i gag on your cock please anon?
>>705869667
>>705869723
Yes it is, you should not do that
>>705869866
maybe, are you good at it?
>>705869699
You are rekindling an old obsession I had with her. She has drained so much cum from me over the years
>>705869990
she has horns coming out of her nose
>>705869902
When are the new cloud hacks coming out??!?
>>705869853
One d-day when w-we g-got h-home I-I d-did an ass-check o-on h-her and f-found 2 d-different s-sized men's weddings r-rings s-somehow stuck up i-in there... I-I c-can only g-guess where that h-happened as w-we h-had stopped a-at several pl-places... Th-These m-men should b-be ashamed o-of themselves, f-fingering a-a p-poor innocent g-gentle creature l-like m-my Baby-Boo...
>>705869860
I bet you would. Real fag style.
>>705869990
Yeah, can't count the gallons i've spent on her.
>>705870191
Wh-Why she d-didn't m-mention anything t-to m-me while th-this w-was happening i-is beyond me...
We need to post more hotties at a quicker rate
I can post emma or Bella in significant qualities you pick
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>>705870351
I've been late getting places because I had to jerk to her
>>705870508
That's a fucking great pic, I loved f freckles
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>>705870647
>>705870603
me too.
>>705870542
FNEEEEH IM AVRIL I LOOK LIKE A FERENGI
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>>705870713
>>705870542
the looongest hips... i call dude
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>>705870508
that's her latest pic on twitter. promoting some t-shirt idk she can save the whole world by just making a sex tape haha
>>705870379
I-I try m-my best t-to stop the en-endless s-supply o-of m-men groping h-her ass, b-boobs and innards b-but I-I'm t-too m-much of a scaredy-cat t-to do anything about i-it...
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>>705870692
what the heck happened to her cute face?!
>>705870542
Mmm. Been there done that.
>>705870945
You call dude on Avril lavigne?
>>705871038
She's just helping out JK rowling with the shirt thing.
>>705871099
w-why d-do y-you t-type l-like t-this ?-?
>>705871136
even worse than her average at best ferengi face, she's incredibly stupid. stupid is never sexy.
>>705871099
A-A beta-man c-can only d-do so much wh-when a m-mighty alpha d-decides h-he w-wants something...
>>705871157
That's on account of him being a hatefag.
>>705871136
I ran out of Avril pics, but I will finish to her now
>>705871211
Zero fucks given about your opinion. U mad, bro?
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>>705871329
I am so tired of this 2MB limit shit.
>>705871295
nah bruh, just pointing out the obvious
>>705871113
Nothing she is still hot as fuck
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>>705871217
I-I g-generally t-try a strategy of appeasement and th-this h-helps k-keep m-me fr-from many a-a broken b-bone and f-face punch...
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>>705871389
Thankee sai, next time wait for someone who gives a fuck.
>>705871403
I want Avril to fuck Hayley Williams
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>>705871527
I'd buy that for a dollar!
>>705871403
Give a good face shot to cum on, or maybe her tight belly
>>705871463
haha, nerd.
from her urban dictionary entry:
A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."
Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home."
Great job Avril, great job.
>>705871577
Avril tribute?
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>>705871397
w-whatever f-floats y-your b-boat h-haha
>>705871397
I-It's n-not easy f-for a Beta t-to possess a-a w-world class celeb beauty w-without being tr-trampled b-by almost every corner-man eager t-to gr-grind their hands all over h-her gorgeous b-body...
>>705871595
As if i gave half a squirt of piss for her "talent".
>>705871686
offer her a rose and call her m'lady. i'm sure she'll melt.
>>705871595
Also, referencing urban dictionary puts you on a completely different level of pathetic.
>>705871631
Shit that pic certainly does it cute facial expression and tight fucking belly. I'm done
>>705871767
Projecting much, fedora lord? I don't give a shit if she dies tomorrow, all i care about is her sating my lusts in whatever shallow fuckin' fashion is most suitable. In this case, staring at her and gettin' a nut.
>>705871656
I-I see them eagle e-eye h-her wherever w-we g-go out... They l-look at m-me l-like I-I'm a-a worm they're eager t-to squish s-so they c-can h-have h-her all t-t-to themselves...
>>705871787
suuuure it does. probably just as pathetic as wanking to celebrities who wouldn't even see you if you were standing right in front of them. drink some dew and come back with a better one.
Lewd Emma
>>705871917
Never said it wasn't pathetic. I don't care if they'd walk over me, fuck do i give a shit? Get my nut and move on. Also, you're also in a celeb thread. So...yeah.
>>705872045
because there's always some numbnutz posting ferengi lavigne and it's very fun and erotic to tease them until i can nut from your impotent rage. i mean it's interchangeable with any celeb you mouth breathers are into but avril fans seem to be the most mentally unstable.
>>705871909
I-I am m-most w-wary o-of those f-fellows who approach u-us w-with a two-fingered c-cocked hand... T-That usually m-means q-quite a-a d-deep probe i-is about t-to take place... I-I am helpless and c-can only w-watch a-as those m-men g-go to town on her and dr-dress it up as a "Thailand Handshake," explaining t-to her shocked face i-it's the latest craze and n-nothing t-to be alarmed at...
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>>705870076
oh fuck !! moar of this
>>705872169
What's funny is you think i'm mad. Enjoy your lame power trip. bahahahahaha
>>705872618
I wonder if she rode anyone at Glastonbury
>>705872695
Hey Taylor :)
>>705872703
well she did have a bf at the time.
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>>705872739
Imagine seeing Emma fucking in a dirty tent
>>705872169
dude i finished as soon as you called me pathetic. you can front all you want but we both know the truth now don't we? it's our sexy lil secret. so sshhhh
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>>705872779
Unlikely. Shes a classy lady.
>>705872770
<3 babes
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>>705872923
Emm needs to get off at festivals too
>>705872820
Hi
>>705872823
>50 years
>still very hot
thanks anon for this
>>705873064
you cum for her?
>>705873024
hey
>>705873002
>>705873004
emma just needs to be taken on a QT date.
>>705873146
Uh oh, we can see up your skirt
>>705873180
Remember?
>>705872820
Gets me diamonds dose maisy
Imagine holding hands with Em.
>>705873379
Imagine Emma whispering dirty things in your ear out in public
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>>705873486
Would be quite fun.
>>705873503
Yummy legs
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>>705873516
need cum in my face.
>>705873524
Or giving you a handy while you watch Perks.
>>705873656
Girls can't do that Tay...
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>>705873285
please don't ugly people, thanks !
>>705873682
I'd ask her if she still has this outfit.
>>705873788
For what purpose ?
>these motherfuckers nowadays can't tell between celeb threads an waifu threads.
Y'all into waifuism and it's gross.
Don't even post them naked, it's fucking sad.
>>705873753
>>705873756
please kys
>>705873888
Oh baby
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>>705873656
Will you dress up as Taylor for it?
>>705873831
To improve the experience.
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>>705874174
I mean, you could fit your hand in her top near her shoulders while she goes to work
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>>705874338
I don't know how much longer I can handle emma not being in my life anon.
Need the matrix, or the real thing.
>>705874155
yes sir
>>705874517
Show me what cute outfit you want
>>705874475
Does the feeling go away when you cum or does it get worse?
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>>705874578
Exactly we gotta see outfits we can choose from
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>>705874706
Are you literally Maisie?
>>705874714
Love fishnets
>>705874921
me too. her legs are so beautiful
>>705874985
Need them on my shoulders
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>>705875094
Such a MILF
>>705874618
Love never goes away anon.
>>705875139
suck on that clit anon
>>705875303
Kinky anon
>>705875232
You should stop masturbating to her for good
is emma's slut here?
>>705875403
really bury your face in there
>>705874517
Are you still here??
>>705875434
I never do during threads.
But I can't not think about em.
>>705875791
Never delivers i waited too
>>705875861
I mean it, stop masturbating to her completely
>>705875861
You should cum to her hairy pussy anon.
>>705875922
Why?
Other girls would be cheating.
>>705876079
I need to eat it.
>>705876137
Don't disrespect your waifu like that
I like to edge on cam while bros feed me pics of celebs.
I have a setup that shows me on one side of the cam window, and whatever celebrity pics they send on the other side.
Sometimes they roleplay as her, sometimes we just chat about her, but it always ends with me spraying a gigantic load all over the place for these goddesses.
>>705876193
post link u fukin faggot
>>705876186
its not disrespect. Its love.
And most of what I want to do is hugs and kisses and dates and doing QT things together.
Hi guys, Emma Watson here. I'm not sure how i feel about all the lewd comments about me, but I appreciate that you are all fans, at least!
>>705876268
That's what you masturbate to?
>>705876278
Post breasts?
>>705868242
who???
/thread
>>705876238
r/jobuds in the meetup thread
>>705876514
Who did you roleplay with last?
>>705876278
Why do you have to remind me i cant get her
>>705876278
Em I just want a date, nothing lewd.
>>705876324
That's what I think about most.
>>705876661
Maybe you can. Her current BF isn't very special. Or her bf before matt.
>>705876639
Someone roleplayed as Voctoria Justice a couple days ago while sending me pics of her and I shot nine ropes into the cam.
>>705876760
What did Vicky do for you?
>When emma sees this thread.
>>705873888
trips!
>>705877038
Makes me so hard.
>>705876900
She admired my thick cock and told me all the things she wanted to do to it, and told me all the things she wanted me to do to her.
She also made me taste my pre, and I won't get into what she made me do with my load. She's a very kinky girl behind that innocent veneer.
>>705877208
Oh, you swallowed all that cum cause she told you to?
>>705877306
That's between me and her ;)
>>705877493
Do you like Taylor?
>>705877534
>>705877587
Of course, she's a goddess, and she deserves a cock like mine.
>>705877783
How many inch?
>>705877783
Hot. She is /b/ trap queen forever.
