Rat wanker thread. Also Dallas you're a fag.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rat wanker thread.
Also Dallas you're a fag.
Doxxing edition
my real name isnt actually demos
Jesus. Martin get a life beyond the threads.
Holy shit, dude.
>>705834476
my name is william
>>705834201
None of this was cool, it has never been cool- It wasn't cool when Guts, Tuco and I did it six years ago, it wasn't cool when the ponyfags did it three years ago and it's not cool now- I just enable him to see what happens.
>>705834605
>Bill
terrance's chart was fucking not okay
>>705834605
how fascinating
>>705834605
I imagined you to be a red head, by the way.
what was terrance's chart
>>705834727
I prefer the W
>>705834782
I don't know how you came to that conclusion.
seriously, using IPs harvested from a tf2 server to figure out exact cities and publishing that
what the fuck
>>705834755
You never saw Varden's penis length chart.
I'm playing Skyrim and I can't stop thinking about big strong kind muscley khajiit men
it was like
>real name
>age
>height/weight
>city
>favorite food
>>705834876
if it's the one i'm thinking of then I've seen it at least 20 times
Why am I even on that map thing?
I'm not even relevant. Neither are most of those people.
>>705834838
Someone told me you were Irish or something years ago.
>>705834876
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
raccoon isn't exactly a close follower of who's relevant and who isn't anyway
>>705834838
>BILL.
All I know is he tries WAY to hard to be and just complains to people on Skype about shit when he isn't being a creep.
>>705834605
Hey Bill
>>705834947
nah I'm super american.
my dads side is german 3-4 generations back.
moms side is from andrew jackson like 6 to 8ish generations.
rip u glorious 20$ mother fucker
>>705834947
Because he just started rattling off names and asked if I knew the state they resided in. I didn't know if he stumbled into cocaine money and was gonna make some kind of fiesta roadtrip or start harvesting organs- I just wanted to see what would happen.
>>705835285
thank you your responses have been logged indefinitely
he's just doing research for the inevitable thread visual novel
>290 pounds
>fav food french fries and hamburgers
c'mon
>>705835331
Wouldn't super American be like, Native American or some shit?
>>705835394
That's...something.
Also I should have a place of my own in the spring.
Haul Chap down here.
>>705835407
Wh-What?!
My fave food is cock meat sammiches.
>>705835581
no fuck that they're siberian trash.
americans are the people that conquered their ass.
>>705835557
It's not my fault...!
>>705835690
can i have ur recipe
>>705835734
I don't understand...am I in trouble?
>>705835715
I found out I'm mostly a Slav a few years ago.
Might explain my penchant for vodka.
>>705835853
yes
>>705835752
Place 1 wiener between 2 buns.
also
>he complains too much
I'm not saying the pot is calling the kettle black, but it might be giving a few sideways glances
wew lad
>>705835893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
RIP you too
WEW LAD.
>>705835979
Life is pretty good lately to be honest.
Only issue was money.
alright time to close thread
Also joke about that image being you or Tom.
I'm too lazy to make it in depth.
>>705835581
I can cannonball harder than anyone, but I'm not sure you grasp the sheer distance I am just from the border.
>>705836080
Jack got REALLY excited when I told him.
Especially when I told him I've been slav squatting all my life.
>>705836288
slavving is genetic man
>>705836285
Just bring me my lover.
>>705836328
I'm not sure if I should be proud.
I can't even get drunk. Kind of pissed.
>>705836097
Just keep things in perspective broham.
>>705836636
From what I head that's ALL he does with some people.
I at least flirt with you~
>>705836459
Watch that mouth or I'm gonna charge by the mile- And you won't like my rates. I thought you had an automobile, anyway.
>>705836899
It's far more effective for you to get him on your way down than for me to go get him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtRKpcSeQ3k
>>705835979
At least it isn't reproducing
>>705835853
You should be fine, just know that your weight when you were 18 is saved somewhere in the US
>>705836754
Not in front of all these people. Bahkah.
>>705837120
Yeah, but I'm a rogue element who can't exactly be counted on these days- So pinning hopes on me is like pinning your dick to a runaway train; it was a bad idea in the first place.
>>705837589
That is a shame.
And here I was all giddy about us three finally meeting as a group.
>>705835557
>>705835581
No this is super American
>>705835285 :P
>>705837469
>>705837469
I still don't understand what this is about and I'm kind of scared...
>>705837589
that get up looks expensive
>>705837453
And in spite of the silver lining, I can't help but feel the rest of the world heave a great, collective sigh in time- This is the way the world ends- Not with a bang, but soiled diapers.
>>705837740
Shit happens, but hey, just gotta take some things as they come- Or failing all else, get it by your own hands.
>>705837816
HI I'm Panda, I lurk alot, but I usually look at pics only
>>705838648
I know someone that goes by panda and I'm mildly sure he is a furry so I am going to automatically assume he is you.
>>705838948
I know a lot of people go by Panda, but I also go by it...
But yes I'm your friend, remember that time when you said "give me more cocks" but we already used them all up, so we had to go buy more? You fit all 17 of them in you, i was impressed Lol!
>>705839723
that was a weird trip to the petco store.
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(･_･)っ omw
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Lﾉ┘
∧__∧
⊂ (・_・) to kill
ヽ ⊂二/
(⌒) /"
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| ● ● | the gay
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This thread needs more Rats and Butts
ah, finally, the GOOD part of the thread
>>705842011
dubs of truth
>>705842011
what part is that
>>705842204
with all the HOT PORNOGRAPHY
you're right let me fix that dom
>>705835893
oh shit what's that quote from?
>>705842222
nice
>>705842423
I only wish that it was higher resolution.
Am I fat?
>>705842625
Yeah I feel the same way about alot of the stuff I have.
>>705842782
nah, you're just right for some one.
>>705842288
Dude that's gay
>>705840994
That comic was a dirty pleasure for me.
>>705842998
it's only gay if the balls touch.
>>705842998
i'm trying to get back into it. i haven't felt even a twinge of lust in a week.
>>705843170
That sucks.
>>705843087
what if they slap together rhythmically
>>705843252
unfortunately, it neither sucks nor blows.
>>705843170
are you fapping too much?
>>705843252
then it is extremely gay but like delicate like a flower. A delicate gay flower.
>>705843312
any idea of why?
>>705843399
i haven't at all.
>>705843433
no reason for conjecture.
>>705843053
the comic is fucking great
>>705843685
oh weird, how long has this been going on?
>>705843810
a week and some change, maybe. it's not like... a condition i'm worried about.
>>705843786
Its edgy teen angst.
>>705843786
sauce?
>>705845813
A porn comic that doesnt feel like a average furry porn comic
>>705845833
http://larsenzee.tumblr.com/post/131640235981/fund-this-filth-on-patreon
Juice is gooooooooooooooood
>>705845813
but is really good tbfh
>>705844013
they don't know that you're going through
but I do
>>705847413
pay no mind what other voices say
they don't care about you
like I do
>>705847648
>>705847938
>>705846906
Its still edgy teen angst. Its well done edgy teen angst, but that doesn't change the fact.
>>705846521
Post butt in skirt.
>>705848062
delivered
>>705848062
idk, the story was so cute, with the feels and stuff like that
>>705834394
>>705848536
Agreed, which is why its a guilty pleasure, but its still edgy teenage angst, and I'm way too old to be enjoying that shit.
>>705848944
Never too old.
>>705848944
there is no limit of age to enjoy some teenager anxiety
>>705849112
I'm 30 for god's sake.
Snuggles.
My life can be described as teenager anxiety.
Some would also add angst, though true those people just want to hurt my feelings ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ˢʰʳᶦᵛᵉᶫᵉᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ⋅
>>705849695
And how old do you think I am/we are
Teenage girl, maybe.
I got some garlic toast and pico de gallo.
Things are looking up in life.
Haha, im just kidding. Nothing can make life better.
>>705849695
and? whats wrong with that?
I'll take that~
That was directed at Nibi because he acts like an angsty girl.
>tfw you are too old to lose your virginity at an acceptable age.
It's like he won't ever shut up about getting laid or lack there of.
is luc here i wanna say hi to luc
>>705850918
Come on over and lose it to me.
>>705850855
>>705850413
I know you're eager for attention but im eating a toast, hold the fuck on.
How was your day, babycakes?
>>705851056
Okay, bend over.
>>705850855
You could have let me live it for at least a minute.
>>705851041
He was.
>>705850981
Gets younger every time.
Asking me for pictures, at that age, is illegal in places.
>>705851116
your thighs don't need more toast.
>>705851015
It is all I think about, I am going insane.
>>705851179
You first. I'll be gentle, I promise.
good evening
>>705851116
People in the factory fucked up big time and we lost a lot of numbers for it.
>>705851256
I offered, but you yelled at me.
>>705851322
Attention
>>705851247
Oh yes they do.
>>705851340
It was your fault. You need a spanking.
Toast?
>>705851364
what
>>705851566
You only get bread.
>>705851293
Ill put your request in the query.
>>705851322
Get on BlazBlue, bitch. We're playing strip matches.
>>705851340
>My job every day
I only like twinks though.
>>705851691
I mean, I can shave and all that.
I don't know how much more I can get.
>>705851691
I don't have any blazblue games though. Which is a convenient excuse to not get naked on camera for you because I'm awful at fighting games.
>>705851766
Completely shave and show me.
Not top of the head though, you will look like a cancer patient.
>>705851862
I think I have an image of my face lacking a beard.
Will post next thread I guess.
>>705851766
Don't shave. I like cute hairy guys like you.
new here
>>705851197
im sad now i didnt get to say gn to luc
>>705851829
Who said anything about a camera? We are going by the honor code here.
>>705851945
No you aren't.
>>705851938
Who are you?
>>705852014
O. Regardless, I still don't have any of them. Thank you for offering tho~
>>705852041
yes i am
>>705850609
Because tsundere sucks if you don't have the energy to keep up with it.
>>705852109
Does it matter?
>>705851945
hello newfriend :3
consider yourself stuck
>>705852181
>consider yourself cucked
ftfy
>>705852179
Yes.
>>705840838
I'm gonna dress you on combat gear and grind you all night
>>705852242
I'm a connoisseur of cute guys.
>>705851650
I don't understand this.
>>705851957
DM?
>>705852181
im addicked
