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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
Going to bed
Red Wolf standing by
Someone tell me why
I just wanna know so I can die
Tell me why you're leaving
I can't tell this feeling
Let the time pass by
>>705833243
>Tickles
Nyet plz
>>705832638
I didn't think chocolate covered grasshoppers would be any good at all, but they're alright, you never know until you've tried it.
>>705832676
Cute gif
>>705833250
>imblinglding
>>705833371
That explains the filenames, typing and weirdness.
>>705833484
>BR
W H Y
H
Y
That doesn't seem right to say about a schoolgirl Shino
>>705834012
ASS
My cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4
>>705834025
Filthy peasant language
Perish.
>>705833484
I wish I took something biology / chemistry related, but I'm too scared to switch ;w;
>>705833645
Do you want hugs or what?
Anyone else grow up on a farm?
>megumin
>>705833237
Nui will your clones wash my clothing?
>>705833243
Ruby you devil.
>I did engineering
>>705833727
Shamefur dispray!
>Suika claim
Lunch time. Then back to bed to wake up at 11pm again ...
Miho claimed
still here
and
>>705833917
oh i guess experience counts but i dont know wouldnt that be a err odd conversation
>>705834172
Fuck off Edgedeath
Did we scar you so much you change personas
>>705834272
You dare mistake me for that filth.
Perish.
>>705834172
Nyet pedik
>>705834178
No but I lived and still live near one
>>705834181
Nuis don't tend to like unfun work like washing
>>705833484
It was back in school I did this most. It was Hollandia Dairy, don't know if you can buy it normally. But any good brand should be able to work just fine.
>>705834174
>Just realized I didn't respond to your post and I thought I did
Sorry bout that Wewby.
I don't mind... maybe...
>>705833237
But surely they'd need to get clean when they reappear.
>>705834133
N E I N
>>705833508
>>705833764
Well fuck.
>>705834025
Everything with Holo is cute.
>>705834212
Nah nothing makes a waifu wetter than you doing the equivalent of telling them how you'd fuck them on the first meeting. They love that shit
>Oh God why are there two Esdeathes and why are they both equally autistic
>>705834462
>my heart went from <3 to </3
I know you like it, don't act like you don't~
>>705834181
How's engineering for you? It's so hard here ;w;
>>705834416
You make little sense. Israelian weapon, vodka language
>>705834490
They poof outta little scraps of life fiber cloth. They're clean by default.
And J A.
>Autistic
Where do you think we are.
>>705834857
>Everything with Holo is cute.
yes...but you took her from me, that isn't cute
>>705834606
shh bby is okay
>>705834857
Mostly
>>705834930
>Israelian
>Doesn't know shit about my raifu
Nigga you dumb as fuck, stupid pizda
>>705834008
Night
>>705834025
Cant beat the classic
I'm not shino
>>705834090
>>705833712
The promethian shotgun is called the scattershot lol
>>705833717
>>705834172
I got the master chief collection
>>705834174
It's okay. I'm here for you bro ;_;
>>705834178
Sadly no
>>705834462
I never had grilled cheese at school
>>>/pol/90806959
Lain
She's the internets best waifu.
LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!
>>705835281
Don't make me sick Esdeath on you. He's got that retard strength.
Claiming Sharko
>>705835281
I do not use guns, they kill too quickly.
>>705835294
You poor soul, $40 for a broken and dead game, it's only use now is the get the helioskrill armor for Halo 5
>>705835281
Chiki briki, damke vi
>>705835504
Dysnomia?
Claiming Felix
These fucking pain pills got me fucked up now
>>705834905
>Then I must make it <3 again!
Perhaps I do, are you going to exploit little ole me with it~?
>>705835294
What kinda communist school do you go to?!
>>705835674
Put on some trippy shit, Kitten!
>>705835294
That's right, I couldn't remember what it was called. I loved using that thing in multiplayer
>>705835583
Meh. Plenty of people still play it so it's fine
>>705835674
Wonders of modern medicine
>>705835766
I grew up in ghetto areas of Texas
>>705835798
Dude, the promethian weapons were amazing. But dude. Im telling that binary rifle had me like
>>705835766
I'm just gonna lie in bed and listen to my sleeping music until I either pass out and space out and forget where I am
Basically the same fucking thing for me
>>705834857
i dont think i could do that
>>705835294
Shinoa
>Phone tried to suggest shijiazhuang for Shinoa
Wot
>>705835504
Nyet fuccboi
>>705835505
Fuck, OK Holo a cute
>>705835583
>Unsheathes katana
>Shadow teleports behind you
>The wind ruffles my trenchcoat as I slice you in half with a simple vertical slash
>"Nothing personnel, kiddo"
>Rapes your body
>>705835674
420 blaze it
>>705836045
Plenty as in how many? I literally bought the xbox one for it and halo 5/6
>>705836174
The hell are you doing.
>>705835266
are you sure
kiss me goodnights
>>705836174
>>705836312
Why do newfags have to be this cancerous?
>>705836045
Oh I remember being really pissed off at it. One shot kills are the bane of my existence lol
>>705836378
It's past your bed time grandpa.
705836378
(You)
>>705836340
smooch
No homo
>>705836539
100% homo
>>705836506
My bedtime is at 12:00 AM, asshole
>>705835294
Hug me ;w;
>>705835766
I think I could manage to do that~
>>705836167
Oh yeah, you're the anime version of me and don't know how to communicate in public with others. . . I really need to catch up on the manga.
>>705836174
<3
Now how bout some apples?
>>705836797
So hostile, it's the internet champ.
>>705836539
mm
i love it, kiss me more
>>705836931
Fr*ck off I don't need fl*pping turdfaces like you ruining my day!
>>705836378
You're a newfag yourself, Mi Liu
good morning
>>705836174
It happens dude lol. I was mistaken for shino so often because of that one vowel
>>705836312
Enough for a full server under 2-3 minutes. There's a 6th one?
>>705836443
If one does not understand the weapon. I hated it at first but playing action sack, binary slayer made me love it so much
>>705836844
>
>>705837305
Morning tsunny
>smug
>>705836883
I only eat skinned apples tho
>>705837305
Privyet Tsun Yun
>>705837343
Shino, Shinoa, who cares mayne, you're both faggots, just like everyone else that's here
>>705837246
Pretending to be the inferior claimer of her grace I see.
>>705837343
It was long confirm for halo to recieve a new trilogy at the start of Halo 4 , so yes there will be a Halo 6
>>705836045
Smugs, are you actually an angry racist jewish hambone?
>>705836063
Mmmkay, night Kitten. Hope it all passes over quickly.
>>705836844
And how exactly do you plan on doing that~?
>>705836883
its actually a pretty short read as chapters are themselves pretty short
>>705837515
Oh my fr*gging g*sh You're messing too much with my you bully!
>>705837536
>jewish
TRIGGERED
>>705837133
Mmmmwuah~ <3
>nycor< joined the channel
>>705837686
Where dwells the inferior claimer, might I ask?
>>705837398
whats up smugness, do tell me if that nickname is taken
how are you doing?
>>705837513
oi foxgun
how was your day?
>>705837834
I dont know who this inferior claimer is!
Do you mean OG Esdese?
>>705837843
It was good, but very busy
>>705837553
Oh yeah, but it's been like. . . Two? Maybe three years since I last read any of it.
>>705837513
Heretic.
Look what someone on the draw thread drew for me!
>>705838072
>filename
Ohayou is a meme
>>705837701
i love you so much <33
>>705838071
Yes, the one the goth girl poster warns me before claiming her grace for he has given her a terrible repudiation.
Oh boy. Why do they do this to me
>hey, you free to stay till 5
No, fuckface, Ive been at the other shop since 7. I'd love the hours, but not that much.
>>705837305
Good morning! How was your sleep?
>>705838072
oh well atleast you had a good time
what were you doing?
>>705838348
Speak of the devil
>>705837513
We're all fags, niggers, cuckso, etc. Welcome to 4chan
>>705837515
Wasn't aware of this lol. I didn't finish 5. What happens in the end?
>>705837536
I'm none of what you just listed. Maybe I should've said the hood
>>705837843
I think Laura calls me royal smugness. We discussed about smugfulness. We both didn't like it for sounding too long as royal smugfulness. Doing fine. Did the test and hope I passed. How's the morning over in Europe?
>>705837843
yuno good morning
>>705838150
its only like 100 chapters or so
>>705838072
I can make you an ohayou tomorrow if you want.
But I'm going to bed right now
>>705838246
I love you too baby XOXO <3
mfw its been five years since this message started to send
Any Senran Kagura players here? All for that Homura
>>705838603
Floyd Mayweather and Chief become friends
>They fight
>Later
>Chief wait!.. Cortana is evil
>I know
Also arbiter cliff hanger
>>705838603
Why do you only let certain people call you certain nicknames?
Can I call you smuggles, smugmug?
What about Royal Smugness, queen of smuginatrix?
>>705838542
not all that good
how was your evening?
>>705838603
uh well gotta look a bit farher then, i will find something
oh righ, you think you did good? its early i think im gonna sleep a bit longer and take another day off
>>705838684
hey man
how are you doing?
