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Waifu claiming thread.
Last thread >>705758996
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mai claimed.
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>>705771336
nice feet
>>705771236 (Tsun)
I was gonna go to my Lab Practical in about an hour, but I decided to reschedule for Friday, mostly because I need to study more.
>So I labeled my cancellation reason: Urgent Business.
>>705771483
yeah i deleted it for the meme
>>705771089
why do these threads keep getting deleted
The last thread's OP was gross.
It deserved to die.
>>705771267(tomoko)
yup, the second season is already confirmed. pretty exciting.
>>705771325(dum gay homo)
I can't make things too easy for you.
>>705771550
I fucking love maymays
>>705771549
aug >>>>
>>705771637
Fancy wtf.
>>705771549
What subject?
>Suika claim
>>705771587
Concur, though agreeing with Shizuru makes me uneasy.
>>705771550
Stale.
>>705771646
Aug has a personality disorder. I've dealt with too many of those in my time.
>Plus she's very obviously gunning for a piece of Funko's skeleton stock
>>705771625
I'm sure one of my friends is excited also. He's been watching it since it started airing and he keeps telling me to check it out. Basically I'll hate it at first and Subaru will make me want to stop watching, but to keep watching because he redeems himself pretty well.
But eh, I can't bring myself to watch currently airing shit anymore.
nerds
>claim
>>705771549
oh why do you need to study more?
pretty chill you can just reschedule whenever
>>705771779
Anatomy, its fun, but we're doing microbiology stuff, which is annoying to me.
>So I need to study HARD.
>>705771795
Says the literal.
Woops.
says the literal
>>705771824
the first season has ended, so now would be a good time. and honestly the anime is quite good. I started watching because everyone I knew seemed to be watching and I wanted to not get spoiled on something I would have probably wanted to watch anyway. turned out to be really good.
>>705771886
WHATS UP THE CEILING XD
>>705771886
Yeah, its nice.
>Because Micro Bio is a pain.
>>705771336
Fantastic little feetsies
>>705771677
<3
>>705771868
3DPD.
>>705771675
Sorry. Bolded text with horrible spacing doesn't do it for me.
>>705771779
Oh come on now. It's not like i made that statement while naked.
>>705771952
hey alice
how was school today?
>>705771967
it really bugs me that different colleges have different policies
also i have heard that subject is hard as fuck
good luck with it
>>705771915
What?
>>705772013
do the trip thingy
>>705772219
gay
>>705772241
What trip thingy?
wheres my dude that always claims Yuko
I want to see more nichijou shitposters
Hello to you all!
>Taiga claimed
>>705772350
nevermind.
how was your sleep?
>>705772149
We have "Flex Labs" Which means you just schedule that week's lab whenever's good for you, I kinda like it.
>>705772374
Taiga ^^
>>705772219
Posting as my 2 split personalities.
you fucking faggot im schiz why would you say that stop assuming my fucking gendermental disorders
>>705772149
I'm still in class
>>705772219
Its a meme you dip
>>705772442
Hello there! How are you?
>>705772442
thats pretty sweet.
dont you have a labpartner though? i mean you kinda need to decide when you both can in that case
>>705772536
oh, long day? what class are you having?
.
Hello all~
>>705772759
yeah me too
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>705772827
i already have all of these powers
>>705772763
hey there nerd
>>705772763
bby <3
>>705772763
>
Might as well roll
>>705772932
GO
roll
>>705772633
Pretty good, I've got a lot of time now before my next class ^^
>>705772752
I do have a guy I consider my lab partner, which is why I generally schedule on Friday, but our Practical is done solo cause its a test.
>>705772966
TOO EARLY
>>705772399
Good, how are you?
>>705772759
Wow, so cool.
Where'd you find that?
Ah, yeah.
Mai told you about it.
>>705771963
I'm sure it will be more entertaining that Amagami SS.
Tried to watch that and holy shit it just could not keep my attention. I think I got half way through sex-hair arc and the belly button kiss and just couldn't find a reason to care anymore.
>>705773024
SO FUCKING TRUE FUCK I HATE CHEN
>>705772914
Who you calling a nerd?
>>705772763
Taiga bby~
>>705772932
Rem~
>>705773005
How will you use this time?
>>705772084
... you're trying to trick me. I know it. You're as bad as Syndra.
>>705772442
Watching the series, I get the feeling that Elle might have had a lobotomy ...
>>705773177
Hi Ruby!
>>705773024
Everything I do is copied from others.
>>705772752
Network administration
I don't like this class
>>705772827
0-1 get
Calm down Sachii
>>705773177
Hopefully I roll trips or cap the thread.
Roll
sorry im not sachi dad
>>705773021
same
if you want to do something I'm free
>>705773263
You're trying to meme it up, even if you know its true.
Well, whatever, enjoy living a lie, I guess.
Hello everybody! Hope your all's weather is better than mine
>>705773291
Fucking right
>>705773379
Mi Liu.
You sure are one to talk about copying Mai.
>>705773260
Eh? I didn't even try to get you to do anything, what would i be tricking you about?
>>705773217
Is there any other way to use such time? BINGE WATCH ANIME!
>>705773260
You mean cause of the not speaking so much thing?
She "Jams" up quite frequently you know, making it hard for her to get her words out. That's my theory anyway.
>>705772917
I swear I've been missclicking so much lately
>>705773260
Hello! What's up?
>>705773346
It will happen eventually. You're my remmu though~
>>705773263
Even stole my sample shaming.
>>705773263
I wonder how big kyubeys dick is
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>705773005
Oh is he a cool guy? Or mandatory normie friend?
Solo practical test, sounds rough
What do you have to do?
>>705773291
>That roll
Why don't you like it?
>>705773423
It's meh
Not cold but cloudy
What's wrong with your weather?
>>705773477
is mi liu a codename for me the anonymous shitposter
because stop
also ive been meaning to talk about that thing over skype
>>705773346
rip, no trips
>>705773423
its pissing down, it could be worse
>>705773514
It's happened with quads once.
>>705773388
I'd be down to play Risk.
>>705773679
mi liu is a codename for damage control
>>705773667
I don't like the content. It's obnoxious and not really relevant to the program I took. But they want people to be able to do it regardless
705773855
no shit idiet
>>705773679
It seems like Mi Liu is codename for massive faggot
>>705773817
Okay, sure.
>>705773514
No big deal qtpie!
>>705773508
Fap is also an efficient way!
705773932
no shit idiet
>>705773483
Okay ... maybe I shouldn't be so distrustful ...
>>705773508
That, or that the L85 was kind of a mistake to begin with ...
>>705773514
Work got cancelled so I've been up since 11pm! Yay.
>>705773921
xd i didn't give a (You)
>>705774021
Ops my bad spry xd
reminder to ignore the wild mi liu
>>705773667
I like to think he's a cool guy, we talk about vidya and stuff. I accidentally made a Hitler joke in front of him and he laughed, which means I don't have to filter myself too much.
So there are different stations, and you basically answer the questions per station, there's a microscope station, a cell station, all sorts of fun stuff.
>>705773974
True.
>Why not both.
>>705773995
L85 was a bit of a fucking mess, but they fixed it. She was a VERY expensive mess and the British would've been better off adopting something H&K made.
>NOT TO SAY THAT I DON'T LOVE MY WAIFU
Eru is very precious though, and in the long run the L85A2 was a fantastic firearm that's being used today, the bullpup design was a really good idea.
>>705771591
god israel
>>705773817
invited you
>>705773790
Only trips allowed Remmu
>>705773974
>qtpie
Do you want me to blush?
>>705773995
Damn. I myself have no uni for a week since exams, but I've been awake since 12am
>glass is getting raped
>>705773667
Been storming hard since this morning. Would not mind it if I didn't have to walk through it. >>705773713
Sorry to hear yours isn't enjoyable either. You're right though, could always be worse.
>>705773519
What makes you think he has one?
>>705773518
Copying your attitude and posting the same pics others are posting in higher quality at the same time, that's an opportunity I couldn't pass.
https://a.pomf.cat/jxljqa.jpg
>>705774277
He's gotta be packing heat with that face.
azusa is mine
>>705774199
Hentai it is, then.
>>705774272
Please do~
>>705774318
Ｅｄｇｙ
>>705774272
Rood
Roll
ignore this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>705774426
Kek. Nah, thinkin about watching Re:Zero since theres that good ol hype train.
>>705773900
Oh yea I feel ya, got plenty of classes like that
Are you good at it? Class could be a breeze
>>705774199
Ah that's pretty nice, and not having to hide power level is always sweet
Just don't go full out yet, build it up slowly
Yea that actually sounds quite fun, what are the questions usually about?
>>705774275
Ah fuck that sucks, also lightning?
I am always soooped when walking through a thunderstorm with umbrella
>>705774277
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right?
>>705774556
I will proudly take the bait.
>>705774594
It was good I finished it two days ago.
>>705774752
yukino-SHIT-a
Yui will win the Hachibowl.
Irohasu also a shit.
>>705774556
stfu
>>705774603
"What can you see at this level of microscope power?"
"What does this organelle do?"
Stuff like that, and of course I'm not gonna go full power yet, its gonna build slowly, like when a trickling stream becomes a river.
>Might have to dam off some portions of that river, but I digress.
I do have one classmate I've gone nearly full weeb with. We talk about 40k and Anime a lot.
>I even showed him my phone wallpaper.
>>705774829
Perfect. I have enough time to get through about half of the series today.
>>705771089
your waifu is shit get a load of tigermangos
>>705774603
I'm okay at it. The prerequisite course was garbage though
Saber claim
What's up
>>705774603
Yeah, Thunder and lightning. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten my umbrella when u moved back to campus so for now I just have to deal with being soaked.
>>705774883
I actually have yet to finish up watching upotte, hows the ending?
>>705774918
noice mate
>>705774675
It does make sense, considering others actions a good model to follow. Not everyone is smart enough to see it that way.
>>705775036
A saber! How are you today?
>>705775223
Sheep follows.
Leaders are made to be followed.
Enjoy being a sheep.
>>705775091
It ends in an interesting manner, cliff hanger type stuff. It gets pretty SRS at the end.
>>705775284
Pretty good and you?
>Same Saber from before
>>705775223
But if you start claiming Shiki, I'll kill you.
>>705775036
Hello Saber
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>705775036
Hello Saber
brb boys gonna take a shower
>>705774883
oh that doesnt sound too hard tbh, you can do it man
kek i remember seeing a thread on pol how they slowly redpilled their friend, good times
you have some extrem thoughts my boy?
kek, i have the same its the best, too bad he doesnt go to the same uni as me anymore. its great to talk about anime and vydia with another weeb
>>705774962
why was it that bad?
>>705775040
oh damn you in class while soaked? thats the worst dude
i hate that shit
>>705774752
then there is she on the other hand. cant decide after all hmm
>>705775381
SRS? How is that upossible?
>>705775036
Hi there.
>>705775620
>>705775589
>All these (you)'s
Thanks
>>705775620
>
>>705775511
With a smile like that I wouldn't doubt it
>>705775342
I think and take my own conclusions on what should I follow or not.
>>705775511
She is a great waifu but even if Homura didn't exist I would have other options to consider first.
https://a.pomf.cat/dkvzni.jpg
>>705775620
Wrong image
>>705775761
Missed this reply too
Hey Suika
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>705775794
Im not complaining, but are you sure thats the right pic?
>>705775882
Mutch better.
>>705775862
rifks
ok bro.
>>705775485
Ah, nice to see you again! I'm doing alright, having some trouble getting work done but otherwise fine, thank you for asking.
>>705775794
Her Melty Blood route was great, too bad it's probably never getting animated or expanded upon.
>>705774831
he probably wont get any of them
>>705775674
We didn't actually finish it
>>705775794
(You) are special to us. How are you?
>>705775674
I make really bad jokes, like, horrific horrible jokes.
>That and I sometimes talk a lot about things I really like way too much
>So I have to add "Controlled Flow Dams" in a sense.
>>705775761
You'll see. Communism. :^]
>Also in episode 4-6 it gets a bit srs too.
>>705775882
>>705775925
I knew that's what SSS.# stood for. Burn the contracts!
Start a revolt!
Seize the means of reproduction!
>>705775674
Yeah, I can deal for a day though. I'm glad it's starting to cool down though, I love cooler weather.
>>705776258
Yeah
>
>>705776111
Pretty good
>>705776055
Shame too gotta find the source material sometime
>>705775953
Well that's good. Saving this image
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>705776258
Dont worry, he likes it.
>>705776738
WRONG IMAGE AGAIN
>>705776738
Melty Blood is the tsukihime fighting game series, the last one had Ryougi Shiki as a cameo, it's actually on steam since spring, but for an overpriced 25$.
https://a.pomf.cat/qqvmna.webm
>>705776738
That's good. What did you get up to today?
>>705776738
How about yourself, what have been up to?
Fuck the 2 MB change, I'll use this picture I guess
fuck messed up while trimming my beard
guess its back to stubbles for me
>>705776111
thats weird, also pretty lame yea
why not though?
>>705776203
kek i get it, if you need that quick advice though dont get wasted with them. you will spout everything out
>>705776411
where do you live? because its already getting quite cold here and i dont like it
the only reason i like winter is because of snow
>>705778429
Not enough time because things kept going wrong, and my class is autistic
>>705778429
Right now I live in northern Kentucky, about 15 minutes from Cincinatti. I like the cold weather mostly because I like longer sleeves and hoodies. I'm not huge fan of how cold it gets in the winter unless it gives snow, but I like fall.
>>705778429
I don't drink luckily.
>I'm not old enough to drink either
>Mfw only 18.
Also my friend is in my Lab practical for Friday, so it'll be nice to hang out after the test is over.
>It was a good idea changing my lab time.
>>705778630
kek i know that feeling,ah well less bullshit for you right?
sleeping in class can be nice from time to time
>>705778752
i dont really know how the weather is in eacht state im sorry
does it usually get really cold during winters there?
i dont like fall at all, rain and overall miserable weather
>>705778814
kek i forgot you guys get cucked over there. jokes on you i started drinking when i was 16
yea thats pretty sweet, does he play games as SC2? i always like playing fighting games with people who put up a challenge
Cirno claim
Moody as fuck after a nap and I still have to clean the house
>>705779210
didnt sleep well?
if you nap too long waking up moody is a consequence
>>705779111
I don't like to sleep in class. I'd rather get things done.
I've been groggy all day though, those sleeping pills really did a lot
>>705779210
Hello Dr
>>705779314
Not slept well for a while. I have issues shutting down after the day.
>>705779369
Hi Alice, how was your day?
>>705779111
Dunno, but I'll ask about it.
I'm gonna meet with my old senpai around 4 and play some SC2 though, so that'll be fun.
Originally I had planned to meat her after class, but since I don't have class now I get to wait on her. ^^
>>705779481
Felt very long. I had 6 hours straight of class today. Only getting home now
(Be active again in a few minutes)
Making a couple videos today. I recorded them over a week ago, but I really gotta edit them.
Changed my review style. Forces me to actually pay attention when editing, but hopefully the quality will increase because of it.
Anything recorded since I got back as a review will probably have this new style
You can't handle this shit
Kino!
>>705772827
Roll!
>>705779801
>>705779369
ah i see, then we differ quite a bit, i like doing nothing in class, just daydreaming
that sucks, maybe stop using them? or are they nessecary?
>>705779481
oh that sucks
got some stuff on your mind?
>>705779564
>meat
you better meat her
she is into SC2?
>>705772827
rollan
>>705779988
Whats double dubs?
>>705779111
I lived in central Ohio until last semester so I'm not sure how winters usually are here, but last winter was brutal. It wasn't super cold but the winds froze the shit out of anything I left uncovered. Lots of ice too. If the weather here is usually like Ohio's then it'll probably be like that again this year.
>>705779871
>>705780024
Dubs x2
>>705779988
I'll take the DUBS power
>>705780116
Ave Zone-tan
>>705777060
I'll wait for it to go on sale then L. Looks fun. Gotta watch KnK again too.
>Inb4 get the visual novel
>>705777106
Classes for the day so far not much else yet
>>705777596
See above
Yeah I know what you mean the new limit is stupid.
>>705779985
She's the one who originally taught me how to play. We use to hang out a lot during high school, and she was my senpai so I still call her that as a nickname, she thinks its funny.
>>705778814
That makes me feel old.
>>705779124
Hi
>>705780544
Nah, you should totally read the light novel though.
>>705779716
What a nightmare. Six hours of listening to people drone on sounds like hell to me. I'd be asleep within 2 hours.
Gotta love my nice split up day. Only had to be in conference calls for 30 minutes at a time and I was fully competent for once.
>>705779985
It's just that time of year. It's getting cold at night and it's pretty lonely around the house when my room-mate is away. She works away for the summer months.
>>705780881
>pic
>>705780066
oh that sounds horrible, freezing winds are the worst honestly.
also ice just sucks, plenty of head injuries have been had
>>705780547
oh nice, is the student going to beat the master?
i didnt realise that sorry, thought you meant the new qt you were tryinf to get close to
>>705780881
yea it is getting cold i hate it too
you have a pet or anything?
>>705780603
hey, Suika, what's up?
Holy shit, threads are slow today
>>705780603
You're probably not that old!
>>705781052
I'm gonna fight her and I'm gonna try to win!
No problem though, I think I only mentioned her to Galil once or twice. But its gonna be glorious, I'm gonna do my best!
>Hopefully I'm at the level where I can at least take her down one match
>But maybe she's rusty, we'll see. For Glory.
>>705781052
The worst is having a shower in the morning and the whole house feels like the arctic so you freeze to death and ruin your whole morning.
Nah, we had like 2 pet rabbits and they died. Then we got another rabbit and it died. That was all within a few months. I was thinking about getting a dog for some company though.
>>705781456
Slow thread comfy thread Rubes
I HOPE YOU ANIME FAGS DIE LOLOLOLOL
MY WAIFU IS THE CT SAS MASTER
Y3R 4LL FUCK3D NOW B0YZ
~ULTRAVI0LENT
>>705781052
Yeah, it's not great but you learn to live with it. I don't mind the winds so much because it gives me an excuse to cover my face without drawing looks.
>>705781415
Waiting for the gym to open. Playing RimWorld. You?
>>705781707
Slow thread lame thread
>>705781456
IT'S BECUASE HTERE'S NO SPAMMERS LIKE BLOND CURLY HAIRED GIRL WHO I FUCK IN HER CURLS
