Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
>>705756342
I molested avril lavinge in one of her videos when she was crowd surfing. All up on her ass and got in to her bra. Did about 10 takes of the crowd surfing scene to make it look "authentic". Never got caught even though i stand out cause height
>>705756342
kari wuher and fairuza balk in 2004. shit was awesome. i lived in hollywood at the right time.
>>705756342
to skip the whole, "post or it didn't happen thing"
>>705756583
look up the term 'florenced'
came about when florence from florence and the machine got her catsuit ripped open at the crotch and fingered whilst crowdsurfing at leeds uni in the uk. they fuck off stage after that
>>705756342
ITT Things that never happened!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Probably
>>705756902
such as this post
>>705756342
your mom.
she was famous for taking dick.
Taryn southern. She's kinda internet famous
Yup, the girl on the left.
>>705757103
story? proof?
>>705756837
Not sure who that is out why the photo is censored...
>>705757365
He's Dan Schneider
Has /b/ ever fucked someone?
Said it before in one of these threads, but I have fucked and screwed around several minor local TV news celebrities. Probably the most well known is a married with children night time anchor in OKC. She cheated on her husband for two years with me.
>>705756837
Who?
>>705757379
cuz i am the only one who saw her magnificent breasts
>>705757669
So share! Blur her face instead of the tits.
>>705756342
No.
>>705757090
How was it?
>>705757669
SHUT UP! IM FUCKING SICK OF YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I did Jynx Maze, but gotta admit I paid for her since she does escort now more often.
I fucked porn star Eva Notty back in February.
>>705757902
This seems like a reasonable response.
>>705758083
How was she? How much? I feel like she'd probably be worth it if she acts anything like she does in porn.
A spanish porn actress
I have a child with a celebrity. Paperwork states that I can't tell anyone the child is mine or I revoke my visitation and stuff. I get a payment monthly as well for my silence
No but I really want to fuck this bitch
>>705756342
>hey website full of lonely, ugly degenerates that never go outside and couldn't possibly get a normal girl to touch them
>have you fucked someone famous?
>>705757483
kek
>>705757103
Are you Dan "The Man" Schneider?
>>705758412
submit to dna testing
>>705758083
How was it?
>>705756837
More!
>>705756342
I saw someone famous once.
>>705756342
Make your mother famous and I will have.
I once fucked my dog, does that count?
>>705758417
too close to home
>>705756342
Does Jon Benet Ramsey count?
>>705756342
I fucked Vanilla Ice's younger daughter at a house party.
long story short my dad is friends with him because they both own exotic cars and were in the same car club. Vanilla Ice hosted a house party and me and his daughter were the only young people there (she was 16 i was 19).
pic related, shes on the right
Did Kes from Voyager. Not too fun actually. Kinda wish I hadnt. Bitch is nuts.
>>705756583
How was Kari? Always thought she was smoking hot
>>705758782
Is your dog famous? No? Then go find the non-famous dog-fucking thread. This one is for famous dog-fucking.
>>705756837
>>705757655
yeah, this
>>705758828
she's hot
>>705756342
MY COUSIN FUCKED BOXXY HE SAID SHE QUEEFED AND SHIT
I fucked Miss Virginia 2013 when she was younger, minus the boob job and less deranged by vanity.
>>705756837
Where the fuck did this anon go?
Getting fucked by this celebrity daily.
>>705758357
wrong thread idiot
>>705756837
Is this fuck Ariel Winter. Doesnt even look like her
>>705759046
I fucked a Bollywood actress before she became a Bollywood actress...good fuck too
>>705757637
Hint on name?
>>705756837
mopther fucker!! GIVE ME THE VIDEOOO!! why are u posthing this!??!
>>705759084
Is it supposed to be the chick from game of thrones, maybe?
I fucked ursula carlton. She's just been crowned(?) miss GB. So kind of famous?
>>705759084
oh it does
>>705759186
find me on omegle with her name
>>705756342
im the reason angela and brad are breaking up
>>705758357
Fuck me, think I fingered her at a bar once
Not a true celeb I guess, but I fucked Pushinguproses at a con once.
She was cute but a boring fuck. I had to do everything.
>>705757103
Hello, Dan "Hold her down and put that brick on her leg so I can fuck her ass till she's shittin' cum and cut her feet off so I can fuck them later, man" Schneider
>>705759322
It sorta kinda looks like her. But not really
>>705759336
bro email me!! is that you IAN?!?!
[email protected]
>>705759336
trying
>>705759158
She's got a pretty unique name. I'll just say blonde and white.
>>705759336
Why not just mega it?
>>705759469
hey buddy, i would keep that to myself if i was you.
thats not something to be proud of
>>705756769
So was Fairuza Balk a nasty freak? I always thought she'd be a great fuck.
>>705759544
the safest way not to get this into wrong hands
>>705759544
either bait or stupid as fuck
>>705758357
Me too. Her or DARREN. Actually, definitely her
>>705759336
i did but u n ot there?? ariel winter , go now or emai
>>705759469
>Pushinguproses
>googles this
Jesus H. Macy Christ Bananas, why? It's like Blossom had a son who started trapping.
>>705759618
Its not like we're anonymous or anything
>>705759647
dude if i wanted to hack ur email i woudl have already done so!! JUST EMAIL ME NOW! stop the bullshit l;ets goooooooooooooooo!
>>705756769
>kari wuher and fairuza balk in 2004
lies...
kari married her current husband in '03...
And considering you're lying about Wuhrer... you're lying about Fairuza, too.
>>705756902
You spelled autistic wrong
>>705759844
it's not about the email... i am serious go to omegle and search for her name
>>705759958
AW?
I fucked Zoey Monroe before she was a porn star.
She stripped at The Hustler Club in Detroit. The VIP rooms all had closed doors at the time....and since Detroit strip clubs are like brothels, I ponied up the standard $150 and fucked her in the VIP.
If I had only known she was an anal queen then, I would have fucked her ass. Now that shit would cost me $1500-1800.
>>705759958
dudde i tiped ariel winter an no one WTF!
>>705760017
for gods sake we talked about it
>>705759562
The reason I ask is because I am currently fucking and engaged blonde and white morning anchor from okc who used to work with the girl you were fucking I overheard a story once I assume about you lol
>>705759958
the fuck is wrong with you??? in omegle you dont even know it its me that you are talking to and not some stranmger that wants something for free!!! LES GOOOOO MOFO EMAIL I GOT THE DOUGH
>>705757018
ho ho!
>>705756342
Your mom
>>705758287
>Paperwork states that I can't tell anyone the child is mine or I revoke my visitation and stuff
What the fuck is wrong with the world?
>>705760297
check mail
>>705757103
>>705758417
Welcome to 4chan!!!
>>705760509
bro i dont seee anything.....email me with the stuff u talked about man([email protected] ...dont go in here stirring up shit, u dint want it to be traked?!? then why u posting the pic here this place is not safe!
>>705758828
>tfw you will never give Vanilla Ice's qt daughters that ice ice baby
>>705760297
Dude, you seem really eager to get disappointed...
>>705757103
Story of it?
>>705756342
met an 14yo asian girl that i got kinda drunk and in the hotel room after mutual friends party.
popped her cherry.
she is kinda celeb, cuz you can see her on youtube once per week at least.
as a hint..... i will only say that she is fine girl bros
>>705761233
A react girl isn't famous faggot.
Secretariat
>>705761233
if you're on /b/, know what fine bros/react is, she's famous to you
>>705760250
OK, so I think I need to hear this
>>705760250
Maybe not for all of /b to see. Got Kik?
>>705761233
>youtube once a week
>celeb
>>705756342
just leave this here
So does anybody have the video of AW yet then?
>>705761684
was anything ever proved though
>>705756342
A couple of relatively obscure pornstars. Pamela Ann and Taissia Shanti. They both escort in Amsterdam.
Not super famous, per se, but some people do know of them and their vids are easily found.
>>705761781
no godamit, and its not for free ass hole!
>>705757103
>>705756342
It was in the contract
>>705761684
>>705761943
>>705756342
I once dated a weather girl, she used to be on TV. Local news only, though. I suppose that's the closest I've ever been.
She dumped me when she found my loli folder, though.
>>705762060
wasn't she crying because it was the last episode?
>>705761837
kek
>>705756837
if there's one of these of her, there's definitely moar
>>705756583
found anon
I fucked the main chick off the Clevermovie's youtube channel i think 7 years ago. She used to do pageants and I met her at one.
I did this black girl that was in two pornos one movie was for reality kings round and brown 37 and she my black gf 11 she's yeah I paid for it. I don't if would call her famous but two movies and her own porn site.
>>705761827
Did you fuck Taissia in the ass? She's done enough anal scenes I just wonder if she offers that when she's providing.
>>705761548
The story is basic they were discussing hook up spots and the girl you were fucking told a funny story of almost getting caught and how she had to blow her husband to get him to quit asking questions. It has been a while back so I am fuzzy on the details
>>705756861
Vid plz
>>705762529
I'd believe that. She's married to a fucking weeb.
>>705762740
Sounds plausible. I lived out of town for most of our time together so we were always in search of places to go. And she had to do all sorts of shit to get him off our trail. Even though he caught us three separate times and didn't confront me about anything. Can you give me the first initial of her last name? Just so I know we're discussing same person.
>>705762721
Yes I did. She does charge extra for it, but I thought it'd be worthwhile. It was.
If you're interested, search roksolana.nl, that's the agency she uses when she tours, though she's not their now. They look sketchy, but they're legit.
Her.
A women of that age and wealth doesn't consistently show all that off and not want some hung young fit cock.
>>705756861
guess it happened
Bill Cosby. I don't remember much of it.
>>705756837
Soooooo...... more?
>>705763051
forgot to add, met her off the premier of Dark Places early last year. No one else famous was really there not even Charlise Theron. I'm faked being a journalist and I interviewed her with my cock.
>>705756342
I once fucked alia janine. I was her weed dealer and one day she wanted some nug and offered her pussy instead of cash.
Gabourey Sidibe - fucking crushed me
>>705763151
>>705756861
>>705763140
>Tom Salmon from the Students’ Union said: “We have not been able to determine whether contact was deliberate as she was passed over people’s heads.”
>contact
>>705763301
>I'm faked being a journalist and I interviewed her with my cock
8/10
>>705756342
Every time someone said to me 'go fuck yourself'
>>705763301
How did you fake being a journalist?
>>705763625
kek
ciara renee
>>705756837
Not a single woman that has ever been on that show has been worth fucking
Amanda Lepore
>>705763296
find her on omegle
>>705756342
Nah.
>>705763759
Nope. We're talking about different people. It does simply reinforce the idea that TV news is filled with wanton sluts and male whores. I loved the job if only because of that. I am curious as to who YOU are talking about now.
>>705763718
Hold a notepad and wear glasses
>>705763965
No idea how to do that
>>705757103
Nasty mong
I know you're lying but if you weren't you should consider suicide for having such bad taste
>>705763988
The girl I am fucking is one with a bob cut and first and last name begin with same letter
>>705759469
>Pushinguproses
tfw more subs
Fucking pornstars does not count in this thread since they are all hookers and therefore impossible to count as an accomplishment
>>705763718
It had more to do with the fact that the movie wasn't really too popular itself. I didn't get into the theatre, I just got her attention on the way out and asked for an interview. I stood there with some broke ass notebook acting like everything I was saying was legit and I kept making her laugh. She suggested us going back into the theatre so she could hear me better. On the way in she asked the security guys to give her a minute in some conference room. We did a quickie in there and she called me out on being a phony journalist and we both laughed it off. She didn't care, she literally told me she just wanted something after sitting through a boring ass movie. we kept talking and she said no one would believe me if i told the media and of course they wouldn't. Wouldn't want to ruin her marriage anyway more than I could have.
>>705759233
>Having sex with anyone named Ursula
>Ever
M8...
>>705758828
Dam vanilla ice still the whitest of white trash whites
>>705759023
HOW OLD IS YOUR COUSIN LIKE 6 AND SHIT?
>>705764528
Are you a bit thick?
>>705764528
kek. tbh it was my second time ever having sex. I didn't really have any room to be picky
>>705756837
I recognize that screencap. That's from an amateur porn vid I downloaded many years ago. The girl has some fucking awesome tits.
>>705764668
doesn't matter what she looks like, her name is ursula
>>705763310
How was it?
>>705764413
>Wouldn't want to ruin her marriage
>Fucked her anyway
k
also bullshit.
>>705763301
She is shit now
Back during Firefly though I would be on my hands and knees for the chance to fuck her
You're a faggot for wanting any of that hot garbage now though
Being pelvis buddies with Nathan Fillion ain't something you want
I fucked three Spice Girls over the course of four years. Ask away.
>>705764982
it's really not but whatever man. Weather your not you bite is totally up to you. Not like anyone believes the regular man when he says he fucked ANY celeb anyway.I live 45 away from Hollywood man. Shit is a common occurrence. It's not uncommon for Celebs to take a more low profile car and meet someone far out of hollywood to mess around either.
>>705764226
Morning show?
>>705765225
should i play d.va or reinhardt
>>705761943
>>705762060
>tfw you will never fuck icarly in her prime
deadly jelly of him
>>705765300
D.va. why not.
>>705762989
>>705763988
I work at a shoe store in okc she come in there regularly I made a comment about how nice her feet are and little did I know she is into all the foot fetish stuff been fucking her for a while now
>>705764668
Doesn't matter her name is Ursula that's the point
Also that bitch ain't anything but exceptional
>>705765225
Dude u must be 30+ if u know the spice girls, it's not cool to make up stories on the internet at that age
>>705764226
If we're talking about the same girl-bravo. Hopefully she's as depraved as the one I fucked
>>705765282
Yes
>>705763051
Liesssss
>>705765225
You didn't plug the nigger did you? Please say no
>>705757568
Anon asking the hard questions
A threesome with Rob and Chad Lowe
>>705765238
Celeb here.
Can Confirm
Also duh @ >>705756342
>>705765513
Nope.
>>705765504
Mine was two years ago so they may not even know each other. Different stations.
>>705758412
BURKE????
>>705757103
My brother knows someone who went to a frat party with Miranda cosgrove and she got hammered and smashed by like 7 frat guys.
>>705765546
Being a youtube star isn't a celeb mate. Crawl back under your hole.
>>705765498
Full confirmation on that one she love guys to worship her feet and fuck her hard she is a lot of fun
>>705758469
Dan "the coke can" Schneider
>>705765654
Thats a well known fact but I heard about 9 guys
>>705765225
i fucked seven pussycat dolls over the course of eight minutes. ask away
>>705765654
>>705765795
MUH DICK
details, for the love of God
>>705765702
Can confirm also that TV news women are consistently the most kinky and degenerate bunch of attractive women you'll find outside of hollywood. Mine was fond of having me creampie her so she could go home to her husband and have him fuck her right after. She was an awful human being, but an absolute blast to fuck.
>>705765225
not even a fake greentext to support your lies. anon plz
>>705765225
which ones? what were they best at? where did you cum?
Does Youtube count?
>>705766017
Why bother. No one believes anyway.
I fucked ryder monroe back when he was working as an escort in LA awhile back. Not sure if he still does. Also took a dick in my ass and now I'm bisexual.
>>705766085
yes and name
>>705766103
why even post the claim then
>>705765936
Fucking awesome. Totally agree best sex I have ever had girl has no shame whatsoever
>>705765795
I remember It happened in spring of 2013. Probably it's just a similar story. My brother told me she is a hardcore slut.
>>705765795
You probably heard nine people, but it was seven confirmed males
>>705766068
Sporty.
>pretty good fuck. A lot better than expected. Loved riding it. Came on face and tits.
Ginger.
> kind of a let down after so many boyhood faps. Did suck dick like a fucking champ though. Cum down her throat and in a condom.
Posh.
>seriously mind blowing fuck. Really filthy bitch. Surprised my by sticking her tongue up my arse during a 69 and loved bareback dick.
>>705766232
She's your fiance? Good luck, friend. Hopefully she's one of the exceptions to to rule. More married anchors are cheaters than not in my experience.
>>705766278
details, pls. greentext welcome
fucked lydia twice. Before she was on the voice
>>705766360
exactly where in your dreams did you meet them
>>705766360
ginger deepthroat?
where'd you cum for posh?
>>705766564
Just after I rode a t rex through a rave. So probably near the chocolate swimming pool full of lesbians.
>>705766628
Yup she did.
And ai gave her a creampie a few times and a huge facial once after not cumming for a week.
>>705766426
No I am not her man just one of two guys she fucks on the side. Are you the anon who is from NY who was fucking AM for a while I know about that one too AM being an anchor at the same station
>>705765225
what years?
>>705758828
When you slipped it in, was it like
>Ice, Ice baby
>Stop, listen!
>I want to see my bell end glisten
>>705766746
any pics of them? i know it was probably before the time but, gotta ask..
>>705766778
Holy shit. You think people browsing /b/ in the middle of the day fucked who they say? On top of that, 3 of the spice girls? Give me a break. The things people say to get their jimmies off.
>>705762113
Topkek
>>705759392
So you fucked brad, or were you fucked by brad?
>>705766778
Mid 2000s. Fucked posh slightly after all the Rebecca Loos stuff.
>>705766924
Even if I did I'd be an idiot to ahare them.
>>705766278
>>705766437
I'm curious too. Elaborate.
>>705767058
She's been married to David Beckham since 1999. You think she'd fuck your sorry ass after tapping that?
>>705766756
Perfect. Keep it that way. Fuck her until she's used up and move on to another.
And Negative. All the TV women I've been with are in a state other than OK. She was the only OKC anchor I've ever fucked. I broke it off a while back because she's crazy and I was tired of making the drive.
Any word on how good AM is? I would assume she's a nuts
>>705765654
I've heard about this
>>705767139
Who'd just cheated on her. She was after some revenge strange man.
It's cute you think calling me out bothers me. You getting so wound up is just funny.
>>705759469
I fucked her sister, pushingupdasies
No, wait, I fucked a dead girl, that was it, my mistake
>>705767341
I wonder how you ended up fucking three of them, during a time when they were hardly active and probably not around each other, and admittedly being a "revenge strange man"
i fucked four members of the Corrs over the course of five months
>>705767181
AM is a complete freak like to perform for people I am going to find out soon she is a tiny fucktoy who likes to cuck
>>705767341
I'm not trying to 'bother' you man. But it's Victoria fucking Beckham. She could get any "revenge peice of ass" she wanted, and she chose you?
>>705762413
nice work /b
>>705767536
Beats me too man. I'm not gonna complain though
>>705767515
How was the dude? Heard he has a smooth prick
>>705767255
Are you a USC fag? what happened?
>>705767749
Nope but I remember when the story broke.
>>705756342
I fucked Justin Bieber in the ass. I'm not gay though i swear
>>705761233
Are you sure it wasn't just your average Asian girl? I mean they all look the same
>>705767651
everyone's small compared to my 10". btw also banged half of bananarama last year
>>705758926
My dogs air bud
>>705767820
Any details?
>>705768038
Google it mang
>>705756342
idk if it counts as famous but Miss Miami 2007, we had a few classes together in college
>>705766360
IRL
>Nigger
>Nigger
>And, Nigger
Fify
>>705758357
same
>>705765543
Racist
>>705768100
So, you don't know nothing, as I thought.
>>705760463
I don't see anything wrong with this if someone wanted my cum for that sort of agreement
>>705768164
Mel B has got a pretty good figure tbh
>>705765300
yeah, play D.va, fuck reinhardt, even tho he's cool too -__-
>>705763151
Fucking kek
Had sex with Ferne Cotton. She was savage and liked it when I licked her fartbox. She was a bit drunk and we fucked for hours while smoking weed and drinking wine.
>>705767518
I am completely not surprised whatsoever. by that
I'll be a one upper- I know that the one I was fucking had a drunken makeout and was fingered by a female reporter at her station. That'd be another fun little factoid for her husband to find out. Sigh. I miss that crazy cunt.
>>705757637
Elaborate and proof a thing
>>705756342
Had sex with Scarlett Johansson 12 years ago when I was bartending at a private party at some posh bel air house. I was a grad student at UCLA at the time.
Before she got famous, 18ish.
>>705768716
details needed
>>705768596
Can't/won't elaborate much beyond what I've put in this thread. She may be a crazy cunt with emotional issues, but she's still a professional who has to work. Can't out her like that.
My current girlfriend used to be a fairly well-known webcam model.
Does that count?
>>705761629
B can see
>>705761804
>hollywood
>anyone getting rekt for child fucking
dont be ridicoulus...
>>705768746
who
I fuck a Winter olympian who trains/lives in Texas whenever she's in town and not away training. She's fucking ravenous and never wants to stop.
>>705768997
kek, true i guess
>/b/
>fucked someone
don't make me laught fucking wizards
>>705768974
Eh. To a point
>>705763301
Sure you did buddy
I fucked Lilly Allen
>>705756342
Are we counting famous before, after, or because I fucked her?
i went out with a french mediocre actress when i was in highschool before she became famous. she was a bitch. her stage name is roxanne sinclair.
Lady Gaga. Her cock made my asshole bleed.
back in high school, our junior year
>>705764663
Falling for bait this hard.
>dumbass
>>705769329
you mean woody allen
>>705760724
check again i sent it
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone
ftfy
>>705768850
The main bar I worked at was in Culver City. We got a lot of industry people. A lot of cast and crew after shooting was done for the day. The place I worked had a really boutique feel to it, perfect for hollywood. It was a fun place to work. One of the producers asked my coworker and I if we could work a private party for him and he was a good guy, so we both said sure. We get there early, set up for the night and just do our thing for a while. I start talking to this girl and she asks about research, yadda, yadda, yadda. It eventually gets to the end of the night and I ask if she wants to stick around for a bit so we can go hang out after. We end up back at my shitty apartment, fuck all night and I never really talk to her again.
It was only the next day that the girl I bartended with blasted my phone with OMG YOU FUCKED SCARLETT JOHANSSON. I had no idea who she was. It was just a very beautiful and together girl that I had a good time with.
>>705769616
wrong details...
>>705769493
was she any good? spit or swallow?
I've kissed with someone who was on "So you think you can dance".
Thats all I got.
>>705761422
/b/ro fucked a famous horse?
and checked
>>705769769
>any good
>high school
kek.
>>705769727
What did you want to know?
no but i once fapped to the daughter a man who once met andy griffith. does it count?
>>705756342
Yes
>>705768487
And it's on those grounds, you'd end up fucking sporty
>But, internally, your always be living with the shame
But getting back to nigger, you'd be going in after Eddie Murphy, and he fucks traps
>>705769769
high school about 14 or 15 years ago now and can't really remember much about it so not that great. not many girls in high school do anything other than penis-in-vagina straight sex. at least back then
>>705768583
Did you shove it up her nostrils?
>The 4th and 5th holes?
>>705758840
Definitely counts. Get any candid photos?
>>705769955
how you fucked, was she good, did she deepthroat, what did she like, what was she good at, where did you cum, etc.
>>705770060
To be honest sporty was pretty good. Nice arse and had one of the tastiest cunts I've ever eaten.
itt: mostly but probably not all lies
>>705765238
>>705763051
weirdly plausible sounding, good for you m8
>>705770526
It was 12 years ago, so I don't remember a lot.
It was really a lot of fun. Very passionate.
She didn't deepthroat, but went after my dick and put it in her mouth when I went to change positions, which was insanely hot. She knew what she was doing. Great head. Cupped the balls and everything.
I ended up cumming on her stomach and chest.
The thing I remember most is where the streetlight hit her from the space in my blinds. It hit this skin right around her ass cheek and I remember it being just perfect. Her skin was flawless.
>>705770795
Hmmm, bet it was sweaty after being in those jogging bottoms all day
>Did it smell of stale fags and vinegar like a normal Scouse vag?
maybe not a "celebrity"
>Work down the street from rink for NHL team
>condos above our office space
>one summer day outside having a smoke looking at the water
>guy walks over and asks if he can bum a cigarette
>says "I'm not supposed to smoke these". tell him neither am I
>make small talk. I know who he is. he's a hockey player but I don't want to go all fan-crazy with him
>tell him I have to get back to work
>he asks if I want to grab a drink after work and tells me to come up to his condo
>head up there after work
>have a few drinks, he starts talking about training, then about massages
>starts working on my shoulders. i know what the score is here
>hands start wandering
>finally says we should finish this in his bedroom
>end up sucking his cock and getting fucked
>do this for about a year until I change jobs
>>705771356
i believe your story bro
>>705765654
I've heard about this well known lie.
>>705771660
nice try, miranda's PR agent
>>705758840
Fuck off Neelix
>>705771243
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The thing I remember most is where the streetlight hit her from the space in my blinds. It hit this skin right around her ass cheek and I remember it being just perfect. Her skin was flawless.
you remember experiences with women the way I do, anon.
>>705771660
Hi, Miranda. Stop shitposting here and go back to acting.
>>705771875
>you remember experiences with women the way I do, anon.
yeah, from movies
>>705771356
are u a girl?
Awesome posting, everybody.
New thread?
>>705756342
Not when famous but right before.
>>705772071
No. A guy.
>>705766866
Underrated post
New:
>>705772196
>>705772185
Good job then :3
>>705763718
The same way everyone that worked for Gawker did.
>>705772122
infinitely jelly anon, fame isn't what makes her hot
No but I almost scored with this jewess 2.5 years ago. My friend who lived in Tampa was one of her high school classmates not too long ago and he said he could hook me up with "someone you'll love". I passed on it since most of the women he knew were butt ugly skanks or druggies. I didn't know what she looked like but man would I have done things to her ass if I did know.
>inb4 she took nigger dick
according to my friend, she didn't have nigger dick until she started doing porn so her pussy remained clear.
>>705772032
no, dumb ass, I mean the kind of details, dumb ass
>>705758417
you're saying that, yet, you're here
>>705772428
>bump limit
post the whole story at the new thread, pls
>>705758287
I can believe this. I had a pregnancy scare with an actress back in the 90's. She went totally heartless when the possibility arose. Threatened attorneys and all types of lawsuits.
Not that it matters in this thread but I dated a Ms. Louisiana for a short while. Also nearly dated Fran Drescher just before she The Nanny got big.
As for fucking, I too messed around with a TV Reporter/Anchor from Little Rock. Still have contact with her too but the sex is well in the past.
>>705759469
I know you have pics.
You posted them before.
>>705765401
No woman, in the history of the ever, has been into footfag stuff. You dun goofed.
>>705757103
My female cousin kissed Crossgrove... or thats what she said...
They went to the same school, and, according to her, the girl (ironically) was fairly unpopular, they'd only get close to her to bully her.
