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murrica hate thread

>god-tier: be from EU
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>>705746436
Looks like he's low on fries, and that big gulp dosent look standard issue. Gonna have to shape up if we're gonna kill sand niggers today
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OH YEAAA
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>>705746436
>europoors butthurt this bad
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How hello diabetes type two here
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Feel free to beat us any time you want eurofags
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>>705746436
SHART IN MART
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>>705747486
SHART IN MART
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>>705747309
65+44 = 109

already did
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>>705747309
Not to mention every conflict in the past 100 years we had to bail Europe out of.
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>>705746436
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>>705747967
ever heard of Vietnam, Iraq... you amerifag

I know you guys have no education but cmon dude.
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USA ain't the god damned global superpower for no god damned reason.
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>>705748031
You mean when the frogs and Britts pulled out and we went in? Cunts
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>>705748011
check my dubs, and this. america is destroying the oceanS
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The only things worth a shit that came from Europe were the USA and the Beatles. All else is complete faggotry. By the way, how are those refugees treating y'all?
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>>705747486
>>705747549
Did some dude shit in s Walmart or something?
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>>705747309
we do
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>>705748275
>The only things worth a shit that came from Europe

kek
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>>705748468
my god that's a hansom work of art there, that is
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>>705748275

The USA has started most of the conflicts since WW 2. The US taxes the shit out of it's citizens yet gives none of the benefits other nations do. The USA is number one ONLY in a few things.

Highest prison population (per capita)

Military spending ( still falling behind)

Everything single other thing the US sorely lacks at.

Education
Healthcare
Quality of life
Financial freedom
Property rights
Personal freedom.

Killing things and putting people in cages is America's best talents. Explain again why you "woo hoo ! Murica"
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>>705748066
Tell that to the taliban.
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>>705750155
USA would be considered 3rd world country by most

>kek.gif
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>>705750213
You mean Isis? We already whooped that ass.
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>>705746436
Fuck you
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>>705750845
3rd world? Kek
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>>705750845
>what is the definition of a 3rd world country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World
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>>705750943
Fuck yeah
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>>705750984

>Obesity
>Really high murder rate
>Racism
>No healthcare
>Weapon problems

Really sounds like 1st world

and to the fuckboi >>705751030

The definition of 1st/3rd world derived from cold war to an economic point of view. Autistic americuck.
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>>705746436

What show is better. Monkey dust. Or ugly americans.
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>>705748142
Cheer fag
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3rd world? USA is THE world.
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>>705751168
There are two countries in the world: The U.S.A. and Restoftheworld-istan.
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>>705750909
By "whooped", do you mean gave weapons and material support? Educate your self
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tfw you trigger amerifags because they lack education
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more like murica jealousy thread. Man it must suck not to be American, I pitty you euro fags, cucks to your government hahaha
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>>705751168

Sure it is anon. Sure..not like everything isnt made/owned by china.
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>>705746436
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>>705751276
when will amerifags realise everyone has been making fun of your autistic asses since forever ?

It sure sounds like pure autism when you convince yourself otherwise
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>>705748199
Go to bed faggot
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>>705751276
We'll liberate them all eventually.
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>>705751355
yeah just say words instead of addressing your cuck problem. Have fun being a slave to your goverment and the sand niggers they're letting in droves into your shit union.
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>Democracy
>stuck choosing between Hillary and Trump
>mfw
How about you liberate yourselves first Amerifriends.
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americucks saying eurogods are slave to their government

>Trump vs Hillary

>mfw
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>>705751262
thats only cause those fuckin gooks couldnt speak english. if they could they would've reveled in saying the world nigger all day long. At least 52% of the words used in a day would've been nigger.
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>>705751355
Since 1776 when we told you to get fucked and kicked your ass?
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>>705751552
Niggers don't know about my Gary Johnson.
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>>705751482
Snake you're not supposed to inhale cigars.
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>>705751627
You mean when the french were there to save you from being brexit slaves ?

Are you guys really that fucking retarded to not know your own history ? damn I knew about quality of USA education but even then I'm surprised
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>>705751628
problem is neither do whites or LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE
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>>705751686
Trust me the French were paid back for their assistance in the 20s and 40s cunt.
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>>705751686
And in the 60s with Nam.
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>>705751794
both WW were already over before USA came in you autistic amerifuck.

WW2 was by far over with Stalin closing in and UK, murifags came in when it was over to reap benefits, its a fact.

Same about WW1, Economic war USA just joined it once the war was secured.
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>>705751256
I'm from the US, and this anon is absolutely right. Our government armed our enemies.. But to be fair, the majority of my friends and the majority of people I've spoken to all know how fucked up our government is.. Denying that fact is just choosing to live in the dark.. Most of the first world countries have far more freedom than we do..
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>>705751934
Oh really? The war was over before we invaded Normandy for you? Fuck off faggot.
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>>705751934
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>>705747967
kek being that ignorant
same amerifag who told me when I visited: "We helped kick your ass for the brits during WW2"
yeah right.
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>>705752151
Yes it was lol.
There was a very famous "race" to Berlin before Stalin arrived and there are many many documents about the Nazis knowing it was over way before Normandy.

Thats why Hitler was already in a bunker... so much ignorance.
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>>705752141
Its not all that bad, nowhere else in the west are the poor as free to choose between wage slavery and starvation.
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>>705751127

Bmup
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>>705751484
You can literally move to Bosnia and expect to live longer than you can in the U.S.
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>>705746436
>founded by tax avoiders
>bankers make the government pay them because they can't afford to pay taxes and loans they already owe to the government

It comes full circle.
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>>705752154
You French?
>He French...
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>>705752335
And Patton whooped that ass.
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>>705752474
no german
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>>705752350
You're absolutely right. There's a phrase you hear constantly when talking politics here in the U.S. And it's "I love my country, I hate my government."
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>>705752422

Answer me you pussies.
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>>705748468
>>705748816
Looks like someone put shit on canvas.
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eufag here

are these fat fucks really about to vote DONALD TRUMP into the white house?

top fucking kek, how retarded are they?
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Ever notice the standard icons used to refute criticism of the USA are all decades old? It's because America doesn't do shit these days but start wars and put people in prison.
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Here's the deal: the united states is the fucking promise land you fucking faggots. Accept and show your tits or gtfo.
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>>705752765
The fact of the matter is that popular vote doesn't really mean much in the U.S... Even if every person in the country voted for candidate A, the electoral college could ignore the populating and put candidate B into office.. The game is rigged, the table is tilted..
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>>705751484
How do they determine freedom of the press? What criteria do they use? Really in the US you can say anything you want unless it's a threat of bodily harm or some shit. I realize a lot of our press is beholden to advertising dollars but the government itself doesn't tell news organizations what they can and can't say.

This chart doesn't take a lot of things into consideration. We are dealing with some unique problems. The US is largely a mish mash of tons of different cultures that largely all hate each other. Even the white people don't get along and we haven't for centuries. They are all insulated enough to have formed their own cultures. One of these cultures' ancestors were brought here as slaves and selectively bred like dogs. Even though no one alive today had anything to do with the transatlantic slave trade shit is still pretty raw and always will be. It's basically the Israel vs. Palestine bullshit peace is never going to happen. That is going to bring your numbers down a lot.
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>>705752765

Very. Like, on a scale of one to ten, they are a C, because they don't get the concept of a scale and can't count that high anyway.
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>>705753003

You have no idea how many dumb faggots in my country don't realize this.
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And this kids: https://www.les-crises.fr/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poll-france-nations-contribution-nazis-defeat-1.jpg is how propaganda works.
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>>705752765
my theory:
It's tied to our countries fascination with zombies. We have consumed so much apocalyptic imagery that we now have a subconscious desire to see the world burn.

We also recognize subconsciously that that is exactly what would happen if ol' Donny was elected.

Thus, without realizing it we are all compelled to push Donald into the white house so we can realize our apocalypse.

theres a small chance im wrong
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>>705753003

>mfw land of "freedom"
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>>705753123
its been a fact since ever that Stalin was the one who beat Hitler.

Only US fags can't open books.
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>>705752600
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>>705753198

I think that's over-simplifying it a bit, but accept that Stalin was a major contributing factor.
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>>705753300
yeah I'm oversimplifying for the purpose to trigger a little bit.

But in reality the US part in WW2 was purely economic and they waited till the war was already secured.

It helped that they came through normandy but its not too far fetched to think Hitler would have lost without it.
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>>705753132
> mfw land of "freedom"
http://www.prisonstudies.org/highest-to-lowest/prison-population-total?field_region_taxonomy_tid=All
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>>705747309
>>705747618
This. I keked so hard. Please compare the size and population of the US China and even Russia to Britain or Germany.
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>>705748199
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>>705748199
Oh fuck its al gore
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lol @ eurocuck hurt bottoms. I guess my bottom would be sore too if I grew up in a culture of constantly losing. Must cause bottom soreness to know that your countries once ruled the planet, but are now are completely dominated by your former colony. Your countries have had thousands of years to figure out this whole civilization thing. We come around and 200 years later we are the most powerful nation in history, and the only thing keeping Europe from being at each other's throats is our military presence. Feels good to be superior.
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>>705753124
>desire to see the world burn
I see more and more people like this here in yurop too, they don't trust the state anymore and want vigilantism. a very dangerous trend I think.
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>>705753124
The only thing that's going to happen if Trump gets elected is four years of total congressional and supreme Court cockblock and him writing a book about how he got to be president. People keep forgetting we aren't voting for a king here in the US we have 3 branches of government and Trump has severely pissed off everyone in those other branches.
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>>705753574
>mfw people actually believe that
>mfw people vote for trump
>mfw US is the most cucked nation in history
>Can't even have healthcare or very basic labour laws

>FREEDOM.JPG
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>>705746436
The US is just like the EU, some places are shitholes, some aren't, and some are really nice to live in. You can't expect any country or economic zone as large as the EU, US, or China to have consistent quality. Its easier to have a high quality of life when you confine it to a country with only a few million people.
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Euros be salty
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>>705753644
the first picture is true, I believe most amerifats don't even know where europe is
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>>705753705

u mad
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>>705753695
>WE
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>>705753742

>hurr durr mrkns r bad at geography lelelelelele
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>>705751276
Well you can exclude GB from that list now.

Ps how does it feel knowing that your ancestors were European Amerifat
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>>705753604

That was in no way how it went down when we last elected a fucking moron (Dubya) into office.
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how do we even talk to people who believe in ancient laws like the death sentence? savages
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>>705753800

much furiouso detectedisimo
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>>705753492
and your grandmother would have been raped by invading russians. Ask east germany how things worked out with their russian overlords.
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>>705753604
awww no apocalypse?


rats :(
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Euros have no idea how dominant muricas navy is.
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>mfw anon posts a lick about GDP
>mfw anon doesn't realise post contradict itself because he's too retarded to not compare US vs One part of Europe
>Mfw he's American so actually not surprised by stupidity
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>>705753861
Most likely french, as due to radiation it turned white.
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lol
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>>705753767
BOOM
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>>705746436
What if your'e FROM the land of the fucktards? Can I still join in?
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>>705753916
Americans have to idea how bad their country is due to indoctrination
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>>705753574
You just typed a huge paragraph telling everyone about how offended everyone else is
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Meanwhile your children are indoctrinated with our shitty culture via MTV and Facebook. You will be erased !

Suck it europoors
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>>705754037
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>>705753800
Did we stutter, faggot?
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>>705753767
feel the Fahrenheit mutherfuckers
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>>705750943
Good one
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>>705754014
Wanna talk about all the murder recently by muslims in the US?

Orlando shooting ?

>LUL EUROPE MUSLIM PROBLEM
>Way more deaths in the US

>Kek.jpg
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>>705753820
Yeah they are
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>>705753840
Dubya was a Republican party finger puppet.

The Republicans are not going to pass legislation to build a wall around Mexico. There is no fucking way. There will be no one to cut the lawns on there golf courses. There is seriously no fucking way the Republicans are going to "renegotiate" trade with china. They can't use slaves in their factories building there plastic shit from poisonous chemicals because of the 13th amendment so they need China.

Trump will either drop all of his shit and become another puppet or face four years of cockblock.
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>>705753820

>we consume like obese greedy sacks of shit
>we do so better than anyone on the planet, in fact

...Woo, America, f-fuck yeah?
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>>705747309
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>>705754100
>You just typed a huge paragraph telling everyone about how offended everyone else is
>huge paragraph
>huge
>5 sentences
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>>705746436
I don't understand how you can hate a whole country of people.
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>>705746436
I'm from Europe, and live in Europe, and I will openly say that the USA is one of the greatest countries on Earth. Europe is suffering under the dominance of the cuck-state of Germany and the idiot Merkel. The USA has its problems to, but it provides a quality of life that is unmatched. Of course, you have to earn that life, and deal with all the idiots who complain that the system is specifically preventing them from earning that good life.
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>>705754014
Yeah LITERALLY NO CIVIL UNREST in the US. This ist the most retarded propaganda maymay ive seen since the last "FACTS CAN'T BE RACIST" "infographic".
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>>705754183
Why did auto correct change all of my theirs to theres... fucking fuck.
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Left out the final step: apologize to muslims
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>>705754215
Lazy youth Us confirmed only downhill from now on gg
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>>705754224
You are really too invested in a shitposting thread
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>>705748142
The Brits went in with you in Iraq.

Also, in vietnam, America was defeated by a bunch of red gooks in pijamas hiding in dirt holes with wooden sticks.
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>>705754353

>Anon too retarded to realise Eurogods see Amerifags as a zoo
>You guys are literal animals we watch for entertainment
>Your election = our TV show
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>>705746436
dont you EU cuck faggots have some muslim cock to suck?
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>>705754381
Wow must have been because it was a whole bunch of kids that were forced to go die in a war because of the draft
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>>705754450
>Eurogods
>We're autistic
Just stop
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>>705754183

Which is the better scenario how, exactly? The Republican party are a bunch of obsolete fucktards. In any functioning democracy they would be disbanded, with the majority going to a new Libertarian party and the remainder splintering into various minor affiliations.
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>>705753820
>16trillion GDP
>19 trillion debt
china could rent you for more than a year
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>>705753003
Democracy at its finest
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>>705754450
sometimes they are funny to watch, but they have very, very big teeth
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>>705747309
This isn't really something to brag about...like at all. For starters, America's population is the highest of any western country, but most importantly, you cunts spend a ridiculous amount of money on sports and athletic facilities. Obviously you perform well at the Olympics. At the end of the day though it means fuck all. Give us a call when you sort your healthcare and education systems out.
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>>705753511
True dat
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>>705754508
The US lost the Vietnam War at home. There was nothing stopping us from rolling over the 17th parallel and killing every man woman and child between there and China except congress and the threat of thermo nuclear war.
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>being american in 2016
>not killing yourself
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>>705754172
That was nothing compared to the amount of crime Muslims commit in Europe. Enjoy getting cucked by your Muslin rapists.
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>>705753496
kek, one day every single american will be in prison
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>>705754895
>typical amerifag
>buh muh facts from /pol/ told me EU has problems

Nothing is more cucked than the US, get over it. You guys are literally chosing between an old fuck pegging you or a disgusting fuck fucking you.

>Democracy.USA
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>>705754353
Kek. I mean, literally, this is kek, the man behind "bloody games".
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>>705754576
How is that better? The Republican party are old, impotent, and angry in the closet homos but they are seasoned politicians and are sane for the most part. Trump is just a retard who wants to be famous.
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hey eurofags!
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>>705748199
Also, check'd
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>>705751934
>>705752151

This is exactly what happened
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to point this out.

The US didnt bail anyone out of anything.

WWI started on 1914 and ended on 1918, and the US joined at mid 1917.

WWII started on 1936, after the spanish civil war, and ended on 1945. WWII effectcively lasted for 9 years. The US joined on 1944.

WWI was basically Brits and Russia against Germany.

WWII was basically Russia against Germany, (+italy and brits)

Basically the US only joined to be able to say, "now you all owe me", and steal losing countries resoirces such as intellectual property and research.
Where si you think you got your rocket science and modernd physics from?

The only war the US actually started was Vietnam. And you lost it. You lost against some illiterate baboons with sticks and stones in a jungle.

But i don't blame the US for brelieving they saved the world. They got their education from their movies anyways.

Another fact, Chin, Japan, and Russia had been fighting since before the 1930's. The war lasted a whole lot more that 10 years for them.

If the US had joined the war during that time, you would've either quit, or switch bands like Italy. But by ni means would you have lasted any more than 3-4 years.
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>>705746436
Good good. Let the butthurt flow through you.
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>>705753492
The US did help keep Hitler out of Britain, the US acted the same way it did in World War I. Enter late and throw their weight in which pushed an already struggling, probably losing Germany over the edge.
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>>705755069
Perfection, the /b/ is strong in this anon.
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>>705754886
>Only 19% understand evolution
What?
>0 Mandated vacation days, 0 Mandated maternity leave days, 0 Mandated sick days
Oh no. We work hard.
>Monolingual and considered worst Anglo accent(s) along with Canada
By who, Europe?
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>>705755285
>mfw this Americuck is so cucked by propaganda he thinks 0 mandated maternity leave days and 0 mandated vacation days is something to be proud off
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>>705755100
The French were in Vietnam and couldn't handle it so we took over faggot. And they definitely signed a treaty of defeat that they reniggered on so we carpet bombed the shit out of those gook bastards just like we will do to eufags when big D trump gets elected.
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>>705755100
We finished off Japan and nobody that was in Vietnam wanted to be there.
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>>705748334
In the past 24h you mean?
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>>705755285
Fuck cares? I'm not American but I'd live there in a heartbeat. It's a great country and people there are happy.
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>>705755285
rednecks think evolution says we came from apes. Only 19% of americans are not retarded
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>>705755069
Lol the soviet union won the space race
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yo euros, when we show up to clean up your mess
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>be american
>be proud of not having basic human rights
>Cuck level over 9000
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>>705755412
We didn't just finish off those Japfags, we started it and anally fucked them with American made bombs that the own fucking euros came over to help with. Even eurfags don't like that shithole of a continent, that's why they move here permanently. We just visit that shithole.
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>>705747309
Fuck you, your fucked politicians banned the Russians
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>>705746436

Are these passable photoshop skills in europe?

> implying this fat guy wouldn't completely embarrass you in any confrontation
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Reminder the soviets won the space race and america is a paper tiger
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>>705755573
Our basic human rights are so important to us, we have them written into our oldest legal document.
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>>705755573
We'll bail you out again soon though. On our rascal scooters that you bitches drive as vehicles.
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murrica fuckyeah, I don't care if my fucking piece of shit neighbor dies of sickness, not my business. so free.
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>>705747618
best post in this /thread
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>>705753767
wow a guy was on a dad small dead planet and stick a flag into the ground. amazing. how many dollars did that cost? how much schools could you build or hospitals?
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>>705754818
This. The people have autism and spam the " a few farmers with aks" meme don't realize any of this.
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>>705753695
If the Japanese hadn't woken you up at Pearl Harbour, you'd still be making Ford engines and Zyklon B for the Nazis.
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America hasnt done anything that isnt evil in its entire history. Its really remarkable
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>>705755759
you mean like every single not common law country in the world?

Great job USA. You copied stuff Europeans had for centuries.
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>>705754014
So you think you're safe in the US of A waging wars with proxies like ISIS?
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>>705747618
this
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>>705755903
We should've just stayed out of it so we wouldn't be dealing with you eurfags. Hitler would've been a much better alternative.
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>>705755399

The French hardly did anything there.
My point is, the US fought most of that war, and lost it.

>>705755412

>Finished off

Lol, that's like the typical nigger who gets in the fight after the white dude's already on the floor after being ganged by the whole crew of nigs, and kicks his head.

Friendly reminder that the US han been pushing Japan for around 6 years to coarce them into declaring war against you. And you were so pathetic as to deliberately set up the attack at Pearl Harbor, a shipyard full of decomissioned battle stations that were going straight to the garbage a few years later.

You basically spit at Japan's back while they were too busy fighting the war, and finally pissed them off once war was over. So you let them dispose of ur garbage for you, and nuke them while looking like heroes again.
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>>705755602

>We started it.

Japan had been had the war since 1930
You joined at 1944

>Nukes

That was technology you stole from the Nazis
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>>705756028
World War one, our additional troops turned the balance of the War.
World War II, our manufacturing base, called the "Arsenal of Freedom" where we sent war materials to most of the Allied nations including Russia and Great Britain insured that the world didn't fall under the heels of a bunch of Goose Stepping Anti-Semites bent on world domination and extermination.
We kept the balance in the Cold War. Had we withdrawn from Europe after 1945, it's likely it would have been absorbed by the Soviets.
We turned the tide, (Thank George W. Bush btw) of HIV/AIDS in Africa in the last decade.
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>>705756028
Except the genocide of the American indians and meddling in 50 or more countries around the world just because they would'nt agree to you colonialists demands.
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>>705751355
Exactly. We come from the kingdom of autists (europe), so it makes sense that we have that shit in our blood
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>>705753767
Red - countries that crashed a satellite because they couldn't communicate what measurement system they're using
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>>705755757
The space race was about getting to the moon, nothing else. America won that race. End of story. The only reason both countries were even able to get to space is because of the Nazi scientists they stole after WWII was over. So both countries can thank the Nazis for their space accomplishments.
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>>705753511
US: 320 million, 104 medals
UK&Germany: 144 million, 109 medals
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>>705756326
We were ahead of the Germans in the race to make nuclear weapons. We stole the uranium to make them from the Nazis not the technology.
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>>705756454
Even worse we sent our inbreds and retards to create your country.

>Mfw USA literally have for ancestors the outcasts Europe didn't want anymore
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>>705756326
Bitch there was no war before 1941 y'all bitches just opened up the gates and let the Nazis in. The only even slightest attempt at making a stand was the Siegfried line, and that reeeeeeally worked for ya.
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>>705756096
You've just been unmasked, a Nazi amerifag.
What makes you think I'm a Euopean?
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>>705756562
And we still beat your asses in the revolutionary war. Fucking redcoats walking in lines.

Seems to me like you sent the wrong inbreds and retards
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>>705753004
Vote trump you pussy ass fag

If from Europe,

Go get an education shit cunt
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There was once a time America and Europe cooperated... now the eu is slowly colapsing becouse of some poor ass syrians running for their lifes and USA is also more an enemy than an allie if it´s about refugee´s.. (you faggots killed your nativ population you all are refugees) Back before the eu was a thing there was only war and i know and hope who would win if that´s comming back becouse no one wan´ts to be rulled by those french motherfuckers
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>>705756582
If you're not American then you might as well be faggot.
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>>705756683
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>>705756669
You mean how the french saved your ass just to piss off the brits because you were powerless cucks?

Nice revisionist history ameritard.

>not knowing your own country history in 2016
>Not having killed yourself when you are American
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>>705756762
This.
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>>705746436
>Posting on 4chan
Hey, uh, you know this site was made by an American right? You do? Oh. That's right. You're just a butthurt faggot. Carry on.
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>>705756722
Actually smallpox killed our Native population. There was no way we could've beaten all the Native Americans.
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>>705756852
The French supported the south financially during the Civil War though so it all evened out.
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>>705756924
Hey, uh, you know this site literally copied a japanese website and didn't invent shit ?

Oh right, ameritard. You didn't know.
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>>705757001
They picked the right side.
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>>705756852
By sending supplies. Thats it. Try harder next time. Maybe have some tea? I am better than you. Get over it.
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>>705756924
except he sold it to an asian. what now freedumb
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>>705756941
and smallpox just popped into existence or what?
your grand parants were european and the only reason germany isn´t ruling the world like it´s suposed to do is that hitler was an tactical dumbass who was more interested in gasing jew´s than keeping the econemy going
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>>705748275
Actually didn't see one (and I live in a country that's on their route!) How is that cancer you fuckers call presidential campaign treating you? Also, would like to have some of the money we borrowed you back.
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>>705754951
Hopefully
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>>705756353

WWI

> aditional troops

Even the equipment h were using was british
Just kek

In WWII you joined when it was already over. Just chug it in already
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>>705757144
>Didn't have weaponry to match Brits
>"Thats it"

You guys had no chance of winning thats you cuck begged the french to come help you.

Cuck since day1.
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>>705748275
Bait
Very weak bait
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>>705756096
Had the US not joined the war effort but forced American industry to stop aiding Germany, the Allied forces would have won anyway.
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>>705751343

>Ranks the NHS at number one in nearly everything
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DID YOU GUYS KNOW FAGGOT CUCKS IN THE UK HAVE TO PAY FOR A TELEVISION LICENSE? LIKE TO DRIVE A CAR, BUT FOR YOUR TV.
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>>705753574
you realize the image you posted is literally poking fun at how autistic america is, right? please tell me you are being ironic.
let me dismantle your shit though

>lol @ eurocuck hurt bottoms. I guess my bottom would be sore too if I grew up in a culture of constantly losing

what has america literally ever won? you lost to FUCKING VIETNAM. Only time america ever won anything is when you nuked japan and everyone thinks you are d'bags for that.

>Must cause bottom soreness to know that your countries once ruled the planet, but are now are completely dominated by your former colony

are you talking about britain? it reads like you are talking about britain. none of britain's former colonies are ruling over them. jamacia, hong kong, india, south africa.. nope.

>Your countries have had thousands of years to figure out this whole civilization thing. We come around and 200 years later we are the most powerful nation in history

americans actually believe this. you have the most nukes. you ever seen a downy go hulk-mode? fuck that shit mate. literally noone likes you america. influence>fear. just remember the kid at the front of the classroom, you know the one that collected that white, foamy gunk around the corner of his mouth and drew pictures all lesson and the teacher ignored them, but they would bite you if you tried to interact with them? that's america

>Feels good to be superior.
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>>705754215
USA wins AGAIN boom.
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>>705751343
NHS for the win
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>>705757220
Americans don't borrow, we take. Faggot.
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>>705756478

This

>>705756561

All the scientist involved in the manhattan project had been either german, or used german theoretical physics.

Oh i'm sorry, Einstein and Schrödinger are american last names
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>>705756683
>Being a bigger cuck then eurofags
The wall is coming and you're going back
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>>705757246
Television license.
No guns.
People left your country to come to america.
Drive on the wrong side of the road.
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>>705757100
Ehhhh. Slavery was economically really bad for the US. If it had continued this place would be a 3rd world shithole. We should have gone with the North's original plan of freeing the slaves then putting all those niggers back on boats and sailing them to Liberia.
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>>705757186
>and smallpox just popped into existence or what?
>European education
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>>705751586
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>>705757447
whell irony requires intelegence and im sorry for you can i help you find your behindertenwerkstad
?
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>>705757309
It's kind of like that in Japan, too. The NHK guys come around demanding fees. I just pretended to not understand and they went away.
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>>705753574
>most powerful nation
>mfw this is what murricucks actually believe
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>>705757415
You've made me have a change of heart. I love you faggot.
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>>705757311
>d'bags
>We're autistic
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>>705756571

Low tier bait
Try harder next time
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>>705757566
My apologies. I will strive for perfection from here on out.
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Aren'y you ashamed of your elections, the worst in history
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>>705746436
ill bite
how are you enjoying your migrants?
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>>705757514
Yay, I live in Austria
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I love these Ameriahate threads.
Bunch of candy ass, left wing, eurofags pissing and moaning about shit that has nothing to do with their country...
Oh wait... The US Dollar is the world reserve currency. Oh well, guess you guys shouldn't have tied ALL global trade to the dollar... Why did you do that?
Oh I remember! It's because over the past 150 years the US has been responsible for every major technological innovation and major advancement in human activity on this planet, and it generated SO much wealth that you fuckers have been riding our coat tails ever since.

Sure, I'll acknowledge that we have had our problems over the last few decades, but we're still here, and when we get our shit straightened back out, all you euro fucks will be banging on our door again wanting your fucking hand out. So be carefull of the enemies you make today. You might need them tomorrow.
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>>705757685
That's right before Andrew Jackson kicked yalls ass for a second time
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>>705756478
The point of the image compeltely flew over your head
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>>705757750
I wouldn't be to proud of living in that shithole faggot.
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>>705757397
trump keeps losing like hes use to doing esp when it comes to money. He most recent loss was to Clinton in the debate. Only 27% went to trump the rest went to Clinton. Looks like Clinton's are moving back into the white house and becoming a dynasty and theres nothing YOU can do about it ;) trump basically killed himself now all theres left to do is bury him ;)
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>>705757845
Werd
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Hey eurobitchez, our athletes are better than yours! Fuck your faking injuries cuckball.
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>>705757875
>Rape
Really?
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>>705747618
29 + 11...
does not equal 46
you still lose
but i see what you did there, the 'everyone gets a trophy' method by counting totals.
typical for a socialist commie who enjoys his migrants.
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>>705757786
>be american
>don't realise you are worlds laughing stock
>don't realise people talk about you because they make fun of you
>literally autistic.
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>>705757381
Einstein left Germany in 1896. He wasn't a Nazi. There were many many people in the Manhattan project and it was and joint effort between allied nations. None of which were "stolen nazis".

It was discovered after the war that the Nazis weren't even on the right track to building nuclear weapons.
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>>705757786
Another butthurt murican.
Wanna whine out another 5 paragraphs? I'm sure they'll be dripping with real intellectual thought like your first bumbling herpa derpa diddly derp was
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Suck our merican cocks eurofaps
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>>705757856
>clinton shills actually believe that
>lol
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>>705758162
Get em.
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>>705758027
>don't realise you are the worlds laughing stock
>realise
I don't really care t b h. Let them laugh. The more they think it's terrible over here the less likely more people will move here.
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>>705757856
>Believing mainstream polls
>Believes Hillary will make it into the whitehouse before her illness gets to her first
>Hillary supporters actually believe this
nice winky face
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America is literaly falling apart, how can somebody not see that? Yeah sure i am not saying Europe doesnt have problems on its on, but America is a new whole level. You are going to have worst president in history no matter who wins, your debt that is ALREADY colossal will be even bigger, and niggers will be worse pain in the ass every day, hell look at them apes demanding their own country already, this thread is pointless it should be obvious who is in bigger shit. Oh yeah and before someone starts about rapefugees, i have yet to see a single one with my own eyes
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>>705755878
>on a small dead planet
>dead planet
>planet
Apparently we still had enough left over to build more schools than you Eurofags.
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>>705751118
Once we exterminate all our niggers, nothing on this list will be a problem.
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We can handle 300mil+ pop while you fagz have to break up into worthless little cuntries to handle your shit. Fuck you Europe!
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>>705747309
Total euromedals > total murican medals.
So, if you want to call out the entire eurofag-population then you would get your ass handed to you.
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>>705748468
a) who the fuck is that?
b) Jesus H Christ that painting is god-awful.
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>>705757875
This has to be horse shit. Number 1 in rapes per capita? Really? Canada is #3? Canada? Come on now. There is plenty to make fun of the USA with without making shit up.
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>>705758521
That's because our history developed different cultural identities
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>>705757514
and what great things america does with this GDP.
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>>705758738

You're not a real continent, you'll always be Asia's bitch.
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>>705756096
Pick up a history book. Read it. Check the stats for production and army size. Realize that the USSR would have singelhandedly won against Germany given enough time.
So. No. Hitlwer was out either way.
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>>705758861
K
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>>705758861
This whole USA/EU argument aside (you guys are really so much alike no one else can tell you apart. Deal with it.) How is Europe a continent? It's part of asia.
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whe lost to wars to you but still whe are superior by the factor of 8. Eat numbers you stupid faggots.
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>>705754740
Because we have the money and means to do so you europoor faggot. Dont be made cause we actually have working systems and your shithole cant do much but scrap together an abomination called bubble and squeek
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>>705758861
Kek! sure. How are those state finances working? Good thing China got you hooked up to all those loans right? I mean, being so solidly in the hands of a dictatorship must be real nice.
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A Narcissistic nation, doing what Narcissists do.
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>>705753820
Ehm...Flag proportions are wrong
GG USA
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>>705753820
Source ?

Some murica fucked up redneck blog.


Acept it and deal with it, China, Japan, India.... Shits you over.

And we, Mexicans, got the wealthiest guy and the wealthiest corporation in the world. This guy and his corp even OWN the new york times, big part of AT&T and a bunch of other "so called" murica companies.


You are domed and going down soon.
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And then wonders why no one seems to like it.
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>>705753861


Well... we don't have that nice moon indoor stage to make a MOVIE.
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>>705759176
>working systems

Where da healthcare at ? What about obesity ? What about backward economy ? What about crippling debt ? What about gun problem ?

>working systems
>amerifag
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if germany had won ww2 europe would have steets made from gold
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eurocuckistainianscan stay jelly
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>>705759413
What guy is this? The guy who publishes the times is an American citizen. He's half English half jew he's not even remotely mexican.
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>>705759413
Learn English before responding. I'm surprised you even have a connection in that blown out anal cavity you call a country.
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>>705758291
>>705758225

go check it out.. its all over every station and news post the only people that don't believe it are in denial trump supporters which isn't a shock ;)
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>>705758042

Still german.
And no, check all the important names at the manhattan project.

Actually, all of your scientists are either german, russian or asian.

The only 100% american "scientist" was thomas edison, a guy who didnt even know what a bulb was, and tried to discredit AC because it was not profitable for him. He would just pattent everything he would do, in case it meant something for some one lol.
He burned a bulb and pattented the burnt glass.
Then someone invetned the diode, and he said itvwas his idea cos it looked similar wdf
His only major invention was the electric chair, to prove AC was dangerous.
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>>705746436
Officer B Gravy. Where the hell is you mustard belt dispenser.
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>>705753644
You care enough to create and post this.....checked
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What a pathetic thread you all have autism
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>>705756353
I wish europe was absorbed by the soviets. Also WW2 was already won and WW1 was a political squabble that wouldnt have changed the world dramtically had the allies lost. There werent a "bad guys" in WW1.
The only thing the US has managed to do is propogate its evil, imperialost, capitalsit agenda
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>>705759903
don´t forgett the completly useless test of 2 atomic wapons in an already won war
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Friendly reminder that during WWII, the russians had the Panzer and Tiger series, the russians has the T47, and the US had the Shermans, a tank so useless it got warmly nicknamed the Ronson... "It lights at the first try"

Bristsh got SAS
Russians got Spetnatz
US has one of the most hollywood exaggerated commando troops
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>>705757309
yeah thats why we have public TV which is independent from the state (theorically) and not owned and influenced by some rich industrial
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>>705758162
>owned by Belgian company.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM

a funny one...
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>>705751276
How are American s not cucked to their government? When other nations get tired of the fucked corrupt government they have they take to the streets and remove the fuckers. What do Americans do? Block traffic? Bitch on Facebook? Your government has literally been one of the worst with the bullshit you let them get away with.... And what do you do? Nothing. Sit down before you hurt yourself. Americans haven't stood up for themselves since your European forefathers decided to take on an empire.
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>>705759792
Of course there is no 100% American scientist. The native Americans were fucking dirt scavenging savages. This entire country is immigrants a huge portion of which are german. You said they stole technology from the Nazis which they didn't. Operation paperclip didn't happen until after the invention of the bomb. The Manhattan project was not solely an American it was a joint effort between allied nations.

Thomas Edison also had nothing to do with this I have no idea why you allied really bringing him idea to this.
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